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Strip #26: Star Wars: The Wonder Years

Star Wars: The Wonder Years
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Guest strip by Trak Nar and Ringman (Trak's brother). Ringman was responsible for the concept and modeled the background, and Trak took care of drawing and coloring the characters as well as inking the lettering.

Vision-Impaired Transcript

  1. {Teacher off-screen lecturing. Young versions of Greedo, Zuckuss, and Nien Nunb sit in a classroom listening}
  2. {Greedo is hit in the side of the head by a spitball} SFX: SPLAT!
  3. {View widens to reveal a young Han Solo, also in the classroom, whistling innocently}
  4. {View focuses on Greedo} Greedo (thinking): Spitballs! Now that's the one thing I'm good at!
  5. {Greedo stuffs an entire page of paper into his mouth} SFX: GLOMP
  6. {View focuses on young Han Solo again. Solo is listening intently to the teacher}
  7. {Young Han Solo is blindsided by a spitball the size of his head} SFX: Pt-tooie! SPLORTCH!
  8. {View focuses on Greedo, who is pointing at Solo offscreen} Teacher: Greedo! Greedo: Han shot first!!

Comments

jorrelfraajic.livejournal.com posted at 2010-03-04 10:40:38
Ugh. When I uploaded it, I didn't know that:
a) the picture was that wide, and
b) the site doesn't stretch that far.

That being said, if you're having issues reading the far right side of the comic, just click and drag it to an open tab. Or get a higher resolution.

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