* TrakNar can't wait to throw the Gand screaming into the ravenous mob of Inquisitorious and watch it get ripped limb from limb and devoured.
<Havac> In its belly you fill find a new definition of pain and suffering and your article is slowly digested over a thousand years.

<LordHydronium> One day I will become an SW author for the sole purpose of making this canon. :P
<Jang|Away> It could work. :P TCW is someone's fanon.
<GreenTentacle> A 12 year old girl's?
<Jang|Away> I was thinking of Failoni, but yeah that can work too.
<LordHydronium> I think TCW is a pretty cool guy. eh kills canon and doesn't afraid of anything.
<Jang|Away> TCW is a guy? :O heh
<Tyber> NO... O?
<Tyber> U
<Jang|Away> !markov Fail =
<Nuku-Nuku> Fail = TCW" XD

[16:42] <Jang|Away> Chack.
[16:42] <ChackJadson> Hey
[16:42] <Tyber> Chack
[16:42] <ChackJadson> Hey
[16:43] <Culator|Away> Hey
[16:43] <Nuku-Nuku> Hey
[16:43] <ChackJadson> Hey
[16:43] <GrandMoffTranner> Hey
[16:43] <Tyber> Hey
[16:44] <ChackJadson> Biscuits
[16:44] <Tyber> Combo Breaker! :P
[16:44] <ChackJadson> ;)

<JangFett> Ah, Wookieepedia turns five tomorrow. :P
<Culator|Away> And there was much rejoicing.
<Nuku-Nuku> Yay.
<Tyber> It's a day of doom and sorrow!

<JangFett> Ah, I remember when I took this screenshot last year. XD Vista completely fails. http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2838/vistafails.jpg
<Xd1358> epic fail
<Xd1358> remaining days 38000...
<Jaymach> that's not really unique to Vista though
<Jaymach> every version of Windows fecks up like that on occasion
<JangFett> It made me laugh, though. XD heh
<Jaymach> hopefully the next episode won't have the annoying Japan map on it
<JangFett> heh

<Havac> Hmm, he's got a Jesus picture and a picture labeled "Asian Hotties".
<LtNOWIS> Both are examples of how God loves us

<LordHydronium> Striker's complaining that FOTJ is a dark and gloomy tome of depression
<LtNOWIS> Too much death and destruction for my taste
<Havac> Like five people have died in the entire series.
<LordHydronium> And I think they were all Sith :P
<Coffee> and those terrible sith "deserved to die"
<LordHydronium> The Horn children were frozen in carbonite! This is much darker than the movies, where no hero would ever have been carbon-frozen.
<Coffee> lost sith deserve to burn in hell like vader
<Jaymach> ...Vader isn't burning in hell though
<Jaymach> remember that scene where he becomes a Force ghost?
<LordHydronium> Well, he should have been! He did bad things, and people who do bad things should have bad things done to them
<LordHydronium> That's the message of Star Wars
<Jaymach> he had a bad thing done to him
<Jaymach> he was digitally remastered
<Jaymach> ...a bad, bad thing

[02:37] <+Soresu> Comics are outdated.
[02:38] <+Soresu> They'll probably be obsolete in a few decades.
[02:38] <+TrakNar> Not with the amount of nerds around who collect comics.
[02:39] <+Soresu> I mean, who cares? We're gonna have 3D televisions soon.
[02:39] <+Soresu> Hey I'm a nerd. I don't need comics.
[02:39] <+TrakNar> Nothing will compare to the smell of a freshly-printed comic and the feel of the pages.
[02:39] <+Soresu> I need my maths textbook and video games, and I'm pretty much set.
[02:39] <+Soresu> Oh and a wheelie bad helps too.
[02:39] <+Soresu> *bag
[02:40] <@Enochf> We won't even need books on tape. Instead, we'll just have our cuddly sex-bots recite novels to us in bed. After the sex.

<Xicer9> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Xicer9> Ludo Kressh's pedicure set knocked my DYK off the list
<Xicer9> ...Wow...that's an unfortunate acronym.
<TrakNar> Heh

<Eyrezer> Anyone got the CSWE handy?
<LtNOWIS> nope
<Olioster> Can you really have something that big "handy"?
<LtNOWIS> They should publish it in pocket-sized volumes
<Tyber> CSWE - Now in 20 TPBs!
<LordHydronium> They have a portable version of it. It's called the CUSWE.

<+Xicer9> !markov Tyber +
<@Nuku-Nuku> Tyber + 12-year-old + Princes
<+Xicer9> XD
<+Olioster> O_O
<+Tyber> :|

<RF> http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonniegrrl/4345105744/in/photostream/
<RF> So is this before or after that TOS image of Leia sitting on Chewie's whatever?
<Xicer> I always love that image
<Xicer> Well given how Leia had her Cloud City outfit on in the arm image, I'd say this one came first
<RF> Ah, so Chewie's a repeat offender
<Jello> Leia sitting on ..what?
<RF> http://www.starwars.com/fans/captions/news20100212.html
<RF> You decide.
<Xicer> It's either his arm or his...
<RF> Lumpy?
<LordHydronium> Itchy
<Jello> ...

Subject: So Humans and Twi'leks Can Interbreed

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man in charge of canon. Behold. Behold and despair. --Havac

[12:41] <GrandMoffTranner> Okay, as much as I'd like to stay here with you fine people and continue making Palpatine sex jokes, I really must go. :p

<Eyrezer> Coruscant never seems crowded enough though
<JangFett> For TCW, Coruscant's population is 1% human and 99% previously used character models.

<LordHydronium> I loved that Death Watch assassin
<LordHydronium> He was just so incompetent
<LordHydronium> But dammit, he /tried/
<JangFett> He tried, but no. Everything got in his way when he was trying to kill Satine.
<JangFett> That happened twice, too.
<LordHydronium> "I'm going to shoot her! This time I know I'm going to shoot her!"
<JangFett> haha
<JangFett> *something gets in his way again* :P
<LordHydronium> "Aw, darn. :( "
<JangFett> I like how he disarmed Obi-Wan fairly quickly. I'm glad TCW Mandos can fight Jedi and actually do good.
<JangFett> But, that assassin needs to work on his sniping skills.

<Lord_Oblivion> Are you mocking me?
<Olioster> Yes
<Tyber> He's milking you.
<Lord_Oblivion> ...
<Olioster> =D
<Lord_Oblivion> Creepy
<Tyber> And /he/ laughs about it...
<Olioster> I like your taste
<Olioster> =O
<Tyber> Now, THAT was creepy.
<Lord_Oblivion> What the hell?
<Olioster> lol

CavalierOne> That's nothing. I'm building a combat exoskeleton with AI reasoning logic using nothing but Technic Lego and the processor from a Nintendo 64.
<Pantora> but theirs will be fit for real combat
<Olioster> So I can play Zelda on it?
<Tyber> Oh, Zelda was great.
<Culator|Work> It will be deadly, but sound like Mario.
<CavalierOne> Ocarina of Time, definitely.
<Olioster> Excellect
<Olioster> *excellent too
<Culator|Work> "It's-a me, Killbot-o!"

<TrakNar> !markov Three words:
<Nuku-Nuku> Three words: go suck a dick :) we have articles for padme's decoys?
<ChackJadson> ...
<TrakNar> That's still more than three words!
<ChackJadson> QDB!
<TrakNar> Nice how she's polite while telling someone to suck a dick.

<Olioster> Hey Cav
<CavalierOne> Hey Olioster
<Olioster> Delete any good articles lately? :P
<CavalierOne> :P