[11:42] the prevalence of Jacen threads on TFN is beginning to annoy me [11:43] You mean you don't stay up at night wondering if Jacen is "the most talented Jedi Ever?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen) % [11:44] SOmething better to talk about other that Luke [11:45] well, Luke hasn't gone away [11:46] Well... all the "Luke turned to the darkside?" , "How can Luke turn to the darkside?" and "Luke didnt turn to the darkside" stuff is gone -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke) % I guess I should be the one who's beaten with a dozen Jawas for starting the whole concept. -- Riffsyphon1024 06:48, 24 August 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (qotd) % "Have you ever noticed that there is no bathroom on the Millennium Falcon? Maybe it�s a statement about how fast it is!" - Sarlaccpit_48 -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd) % "You don't fall to the dark side. The dark side is like a promotion." - Darth Sauron -- Wookiee' QDB (force pastqotd) % "How is it that every Wookiee gets involved in a life-debt?" - Cull Tremayne -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd wookiee) % "All those lightsaber forms so deep,so intense. They take forever to master. I myself have mastered the smugglers form. The main tactic is shoot and hope you hit something." - Bis6 -- Wookiee' QDB (lightsaber pastqotd) % "It's a defensive tactic. When dealing with males of humanoid species, it serves much the same purpose as a Mind Trick, but without expending the Force power." - Darth Culator -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality) % "We're big, but not that big." - WhiteBoy -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd) % "Wookieepedia is a giant unwieldy monkey. And it's only getting bigger. And more unwieldy." - jSarek -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd) % "Jaymach IS the consensus." - JustinGann -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd) % "Do we have an agreed upon definition of 'actually good?'" - JustinGann -- Wookiee' QDB (pastqotd) % [quote]I hope to see more of the big three after LOTF.[/quote] Why? We can always have a "Cade, Darth Talon, the Force and Sex in the Expanded Universe" thread. - killfire -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy lotf tfn) % [quote]at least george didnt name coruscant uranus[/quote] I disagree. Uranus would hae been acceptable. Perhaps the childish Star Trek "There is a Klingon around Uranus" jokes could be replaced by a Star Wars childish "The Vong have taken Uranus" joke. The less I have to hear about Klingons, the better. -- Wookiee' QDB (coruscant klingon tfn) % Like all Jedi Masters, Jacen goes commando under the robes. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn) % the Sikon-sized file is 3.74 MB -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Interesting: Marasiah's hair didn't have a white streak on the TV screen at the end, as seen here. If this isn't an oversight, it would seem to indicate that it's not hereditary.[/quote] Take that, Lamarckian genetics! - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % RE: Official Darth Bane: Path of Destruction Discussion Thread (Spoilers Allowed) [quote][quote]Vapaad. It must mention Vapaad.[/quote] *headdesk* god no.. not the return of the uberform again.. millenia before it was invented.. [/quote] Search your feelings. You know it to be true. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (force tfn) % [quote][quote]Now that is taken care of, remember this thread is largely to be serious and accepting of Anakin's death. The death of the only Solo son that was worth a crap unless rumors are true about Han Solo having made sweet love to Kyp's mother at some point.[/quote] Never heard that...[/quote] Probably because I just made it up. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo tfn) % [10:06] SillyDan: and why are there two Sikons? [10:06] Sikon: this one is at work, the other one is at home [10:07] LtNOWIS: you should have the other one be Siikon. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Well, if you were the last Jedi at a time, wouldn't you sleep with other people and try to get more Force-sensitives around? - Jack Nebulax -- Wookiee' QDB (luke) % [quote]HK-46, the conflicted, emo assassin droid? HK-42, actually: "Oh Master, this can't be the meaning of life!"[/quote] - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (hk47 kotor tfn) % "Oh hi, I'm Lucien's mom" seems like a really wierd way to introduce a new character, especially a bad guy. - Zorrixor -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % Stupid Greeks. No respect for continuity. - Kaje -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Darth Krayt: Which of you ruled the galaxy and destroyed the Jedi? Bane: Kra... Darth Krayt: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your sucking. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (sith tfn) % It always perplexes me when people upload images from Wookieepedia with descriptions like "I found it here". If they know it's already on Wookieepedia, then why do they upload it? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I am the consensus -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Dangit, I fell asleep way too early yesterday. And now I have to go to work way too early today. Which means it's good I fell asleep early, but it still annoys me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % 12:17, October 8, 2006, GHe (Talk) blocked ??? ??? ? ??? (contribs) (infinite) (unblock) (username) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ahem.. why do I get the impression I am living among Darth Nihilus wannabes that think death is the only solution and portal to eternal happyness in afterlife? - CeiranHarmony -- Wookiee' QDB (nihilus tfn) % "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something..." - Quiet_Mandalorian -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]Because, let's face it -- stupid fanboys want a lot of stupid crap. If authors listened to everything fanboys said, we'd end up with a book about Darth Destructomondor, teh graetist Sith evar! who kills like five billion Jedi with his black lightsaber (ZOMG!). He would, of course, have a huge black Wookiee sidekick, an X-wing that's all like super-special because it has six wings, and a harem of 500 really hot chicks and a simultaneous career as a Corellian smuggler in a YT-1300 that's even better than the Falcon.[/quote] The Sith equivalent of Shaft. - TheEmpireStrikes -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % KOL: My. . . (The Force door flies open and an angry Luke comes storming back in.) - Jon -- Wookiee' QDB (luke skywalker tfn) % Thanks to all of YOU for buying our books and making our relaunch such a resounding success. If you think this year has been great, wait 'til you see what we're cooking up for '07! edit: Had to correct my dates there -- been messing about in the time machine a bit too much. That might partially explain why the books are late... - Jeremy_Barlow -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse tfn) % [quote]I'm trying to do ALL the scripts right now; we're just launching the series so I'd like to maintain some control.[/quote] *cracks lightwhip* WORK WOOKIEE! WORK! - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % [quote][quote][quote]As usual, I feel I must second Havac here. I'd rather have a two month delay than another author.[/quote] Good, the mind control is working . . .[/quote] Must...kill...Lincoln...[/quote] You're a little late on that one. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % For a while now my favorite page is the Jedi Exile's talk page. It's like a car crash: it's horrible and yet I cannot look away. - Zebra3 -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn) % There is the usual "NOTHING'S CANON REVAN'S GENDER IS UNKNOWN LA LA LA", including some rather amusing comments that it's an NPOV violation to list a gender for Revan, and that Revan being male is fascist. OK, that's expected, particularly since this is Wikipedia we're talking about. - Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (gender revan tfn wikipedia) % Kyle Katarn chose not to use the Force. Taking on stormtroopers with the Force just wasn't a challenge anymore. - Dark_Lord_Jax -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % RE: Librarians are evil, the Jocasta Nu conspiracy (Major Clone Wars conspiracy) Obi-Wan: Anakin! Chancellor Palpatine is evil! Anakin: From my point of view the librarians are evil! Obi-Wan: ... Obi-Wan: Then you are weird... - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (aotc tfn) % No info on Amedda? This is a crisis! - PEZman4 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]Did anyone else notice a very atris like figure in the council. Was it reven or the exile in the council. I can see it being either of them.[/quote] It was Atris. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % Too true ole GL changes his opinion more often than Padme changes outfits. And yet it was always part of his 'vision'. - Havet_Storm -- Wookiee' QDB (lucas tfn) % Korriban? Korriban's been a bright blue-skied sunny desert every time I visited it. The tombs are creepy, of course, as tombs are wont to be, but I'd hardly call the planet itself creepy. - 000 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % The vast majority of people who play this game are males, that leaves many people ver angry. It's all because of this "women's rights" stuff. What do they want next? The right to vote? - Flint-007 -- Wookiee' QDB (exile wookieepedia) % THE EXILE IS MALE! -Unsigned comment by 205.188.117.9 * '''THE EXILE IS FEMALE!''' There, I said it in bigger, bolder, redder letters, hence I win. -- I need a name -- Wookiee' QDB (exile wookieepedia) % You will never find a more wretched hive of dumbass idiocy. - Havac about Exile's talk page -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn) % [quote](on a side note on the exile and Revens genders...thats bull, their whatever u played them as and making them cannon is dumb)[/quote] Cannon go BOOM! - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (canon exile gender revan tfn) % [quote]I think people are trying way too hard to intertwine this story with the video games[/quote] Yeah, like John Jackson Miller. - Lord_Hydronium on KOTOR -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % [quote]Why does EVERYONE misspell Revan?[/quote] I wish someone would make a canonical character of Darth Reven, just to further confuse the fact. We've already got Revan and Lady Rivan. Reven's such a common misspelling it might as well be canon. Who's next? Darth Revyn? Darth Revon? Darth Revun? - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (revan tfn) % Clearly Cade fell into a magical pool when he was a boy with his father. Now when he's in hot water, he turns into a woman. (Kol became a panda bear) - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (anime gender legacy tfn) % [quote]Holy cow, John just went through and thoroughly explained what his characters were thinking and discussed proper interpretation of the events. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!![/quote] I was off my meds. - jfostrander -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % "Aren't you a little short for an Imperial Knight?" - SephyCloneNo15 on the Legacy 6 cover -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % Waste of HTML. - Totema -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Humand and Twi'lek offspring make as much sense as putting water and stone into a blender and getting stonewater. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % ahhh... so vasectomy means sterilization it can be reversed, but more or less yes I truly hope that's part of his Sith training Heirs of Revan... *shudder* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc revan) % The love fest over on Talk:Palpatine has to stop. People are supposed to be arguing there. It's tradition. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % Are Kiffar/Human hybrids cross fertile with Zabraks? - SFH -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % A change of name? So we need separate articles on Lumpawarrump and Lumpawaroo now? Change of allegiance? So we need Tycho Celchu (Imperial) and Tycho Celchu (Rebel) now? Change of physical appearance? So we need Anakin Skywalker (both arms) and Anakin Skywalker (prosthetic arm) now? Change of personality? So we need Jacen Solo (peacenik) and Jacen Solo (hardass)? Or must it meet two of the above criteria? Three? Or is this all a smokescreen to hide the fact that Vader should just be a special exception? - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (vader wookieepedia) % [quote][quote][quote]So, would you be cool with people breathing air in outer space (without artificial assistance)? Or people landing on the surface of a sun and walking around? Or starships flying right through one another without damage?[/quote] Non-breathing Gand <...> Flashpoint and...Nkklon(?) are probably the closest we're gonna get. <...> Han solo flying the Sun Crusher through one of Daala's ISDs[/quote] Humans, actual sun, and Hydra was destroyed. You know bloody well what I'm getting at, anyway.[/quote] You never specified that they both had to not take damage. And careful. We've already got non-breathing lifeforms. We don't want some author to look at your post and be like "Walking on the surface of a sun? Brilliant!" and create an alien that can do that. - 000 and SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % RE: "It was as if I had eyes" Marr was absent from the game finale. I guess she didn't see that one coming. - Excellence -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]Well, it says he'd been an Ex-Mando, so it could be that the Mandos allied with the Sith, what was why he left them. [face_thinking][/quote] Can't be. The Sith won. - Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % [quote]Some time between the Legacy books and the Legacy comics, the Galacall was overpowered; or like Sidious, retrofitted from within. In other words, there was yet more war.[/quote] And apparently, all previously accumulated design experience was thrown out the window in favour of "fighters" built from used garbage-tug parts. - Quiet_Mandalorian -- Wookiee' QDB (gffa legacy tfn) % Unfortunately, it appears we'll be stuck with the boring Big Three well into their Depends years.. Its unfortunate really, either Del Rey refuses to create original compelling characters.. or are scared too.. or are not creative enough (doubtful) to. So were stuck with their latest adventure.. in the Nursing Home, collecting Social Security, fighting the evil bedsores, gout, and the shingles.. - Rohniss -- Wookiee' QDB (han leia luke tfn) % Having a tombstone engraved with "Heart exploded while debating Star Wars" would look damned silly. - blackmyron -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [10:17] Sikon: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_destroyed_planets#Completely_destroyed [10:17] Sikon: # Carida's Moon5 10 BBYBlown up by Mako Spince in an attempt to remove the Academy's logo from the moon using antimatter [10:17] Sikon: LOL! [10:17] Darth_Culator: Heh. Yeah. He got expelled from the Academy for that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % To assume so, and to try to force it into G-continuity, would be hyperinclusionist fanwankery of the highest conceivable order. The echo chamber of nerddom has reached an illogical apotheosis in this very article. Which is a highfalutin way of saying it's horseshit. - Valin Kenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (canon wookieepedia) % I used to be all about the Joss until his writing became SO PREDICTABLE! I could tell you who was going to die, simply based on who was the happiest. - HedecGa -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Obi-Wan had a +5 defense because of the high ground, and he saved his game in advance. On the other hand, Maul was overconfident and so the defense penalty negated his bonus. - GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (obi-wan tfn vader) % [quote][quote]So, I've changed my opinion from this being a weird coincidence and possibly a contradiction, to Lucas bashing us over the head that Vader is just an overconfident prick that doesn't pay much attention to his surroundings until the very last moments of his life. [/quote] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Batmanbegins2.jpg "You never learned to mind your surroundings!"[/quote] I always figured that's what Sith Qui-Gon would be like. Anyone feel like Photshoping the eyes to make them more Sithy? - Methodical, Jedi Merkurian and TheRedBlade -- Wookiee' QDB (qui-gon tfn vader) % He's a Sith, because he says so and who is gonna challenge him? Ghosts? - Ender_Sai -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn) % [quote]And for what it's worth, we don't know what Nihulus said. Maybe he was sticking up for the Kraytmeister. Too bad he sounds like a duck with laryngitis.[/quote] Nihilus: You guys are being jerks. Why are you being so mean to him? He's a better Sith than you two ever were. Why don't you just tell him that all he needs to do is get some more fiber in his diet? - ThrawnRocks -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt nihilus tfn) % [quote]Unfortunately, LucasArts seems far less interested in expanding the universe than in finding yet another way to replay the Battle of Hoth.[/quote] Yeahbut... teh snowspeederz r so kewl! Hoth roxxorz!!!111!!!!11!! - Havac and Darth_Culator -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote][quote]What the kriff is Mace supposed to do? Not have gone barging into the Supreme Chancellor's office in the first place?[/quote] Good point. Bombardment would have been a better choice. But once he was in there . . .[/quote] - 000 and Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (mace palpatine tfn) % Problem. It's MMORPG, with emphasis on "multiplayer"--and that's something that fits even less into continuity. I mean, do you honestly believe that Han & Chewie opened an all-new branch called Gettin' Started in the 'Verse for Dummies Ltd. and showed millions of individuals the 'mechanics' of (the) Galaxy/ies aboard their beloved Falcon? - Corran_Fett -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies tfn) % Wolf's coolness aside, how else is Cade going to yell "NOOOOOOO!" if someone doesn't kill him??? - ZombieProblems -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % Please, we've had like three debates on whether each other exist in the RPR social thread. I don't need another one. The cause a pain in my gulliver. - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=printArticleBasic&articleId=9005171 we're doomed! :( BWAHAHAHAHA! Let them try. Microsoft can't *touch* Linux. It's too late. SCO learned that the hard way. "Lies or not, people will believe it." (c) Kavar and then Microsoft can give some of that to Apple, and Apple can give it to Xerox presumably there's someone Xerox stole it from Xerox stole it from Kyle Katarn. * Darth_Culator has to say "Kyle Katarn" at least once per hour. right heh that would imply that Katarn is fallible -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle linux) % [quote][quote]I don't know that answer, but I am curious... It's possible to have both IE and Firefox at the same time? I never knew that. I thought it was impossible to have both firefox and IE on the same computer.[/quote] You're right. It is impossible to have more than one browser on a computer at the same time. RMF 03:32, 23 April 2006 (UTC)[/quote] In fact, not only is it impossible, but if it were ever to happen it would disrupt the balance of the Galaxy forever. How do you think Anakin Skywalker was born? - Jaymach Ral'Tir (talk) 03:33, 23 April 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % I would be careful if I was your sister, Microsoft can check to make sure you are using IE, and if not they've been known to take people to court. The reason for the differences between the browsers is probably a glitch in CSS as IE displays everything correctly. --Hyarion 03:36, 23 April 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % "There will always be a San Hill, one who holds the knowledge of banking. Who has banked and will in turn be banked." - Sauron_18 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % RE: KOTOR 2: The Sith Lords and the EU Chris Avellone also wrote Planescape: Torment, which could be called a dialogue-heavy game by those prone to understatement - 000 -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % RE: KOTOR: Who will die? ... a lot of Jeedai under the scalpel of Dr. Demagol. - Corran_Fett -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % Maybe it's a metaphor... for the rebellion in all of us. - Jeff_Ferguson -- Wookiee' QDB (delay rebellion tfn) % How bout his name was really ch'Zethre!hEthramalak or something like that? As a Jedi he shortened it to Alek. As a Sith he went with Malak. - Kaje -- Wookiee' QDB (malak tfn) % [quote]I think it's pretty obvious that Alek = Malek. i mean, seriously, how retarded would Malek look if the best he could come up with for a Sith name was his friend's name with an "M" at the beginning? That would be like if Anakin's Sith name was Darth Mobi-Wan.[/quote] Is the 'Darth Who' contest still open? Someone submit Darth Mobi-Wan, ASAP! - wild_karrde and Master_Palpy -- Wookiee' QDB (malak tfn) % Oh yeah, I forgot Dark Bastila. I thought the dark side was supposed to make you a better fighter, not worthless. All my careful leveling was gone, replaced with the crappiest stats in the history of RPGing. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % "Zayne, the man they call Zayne He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain The Hero of Tarsis The Man they call...Zayne." - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % [quote][quote]In that case, where is Nomi?[/quote] She was killed by a Jeep.[/quote] :D That's gotta become the official answer! - Jeff_Ferguson, Barriss_Coffee and burrie -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn totj) % Allston wants things his way, Denning wants things another, Karen just wants to club them over the head, kill all the Jedi, and have the Mandos take their place . . . - rebel_cheese -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf mandalorian tfn traviss) % Restore the Old Republic and don't have a horde of quasi-undead Mongols invade. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [h]LUKE'S REAL FATHER (spoilers inside)[/h] Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father. Please, PLEASE people, when you make a thread that has a spoiler, don't put the darn spoiler in the title and then put in brackets (spoilers inside) It COMPLETELY defeats the purpose. Shoot. I must have been spoiled like fifteen times through the months on all kinds of things, in this forum. I know Jacen turned dark, I know there's a new Sith order in Tempest etc etc all because people make threads with part of the spoiler in it, then say SPOILERS INSIDE. - Dark_Faith -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf luke tfn vader) % "And as the Black Beast [aka Tank] lurched forward, escape for Arthur [Luke] and his knights [the Rebels] seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!" The comic peril was no more. The quest for the Holy Grail [cleaning from the New Order] could continue. - Corran_Fett -- Wookiee' QDB (delay rebellion tfn) % There would only be two crossovers I would tolerate. Both would have to be Infinities, yet canon in whatever franchise was being crossed over with. Crossover A: Executor hypers into whatever franchise. Slags everything. No one survives. Hypers out. Crossover B: Kyle walks in. He slaughters every man, woman, and child in the franchise's universe. No one survives. Walks out. Note: If the franchise in question was anime or manga, I would personally fund the crossover. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (anime crossover kyle tfn) % Where did the Reborn come from? Hethrir's Empire Reborn Institute for Kids Who Are Force-Sensitive and Want to Learn How to Use That to Kill People, or Even If You Don't We'll Turn You Evil and Make You Anyway. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]THE GOD'S TAKE YOU MAN! lol. dude i love revan and i doubt his quest was pointless, HES REVAN the smartest most powerful man EVER beats out palpytine (intended mispell) and vader like no other. and if you didnt know i was revan and then my mind got wiped by ultruistic jedi bent on saving life but really just destroying one. haha...but yeah man dont diss revan hes this **** and if it happens again ill pull a jacen/vader on you when I choke the air from your lungs with the force[/quote] This... this is why I dislike Revan. - 000 -- Wookiee' QDB (revan tfn) % It's TFN. The craptastic color choices are part of the 'charm.' - Dunc T'racen -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]She's a Zeltron. She's into any kind of man.[/quote] Hey now, even Zeltrons have standards! Just... low ones. - RebelGrrl -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn zeltron) % That's what I call 'retconning reality'. You're applying today's standards to 1979's practice. - SuperWatto -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Luke: I'm DEAD?! when did THAT happen?! - jfostrander -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % [quote][quote]Ben is Krayt, sure. And Luke is Marasiah Fel.[/quote] And both of them are Chak Fel.[/quote] Who is Jag Fel. - GrandAdmiralJello and Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy lotf tfn) % New York City wants to secede from the US. For over a year the Mayor and city council of the Big Apple have been making noises about this...and the federal government does nothing. NYC manages to create secret military bases and shipyards in the Bahamas without the feds noticing. Only after a few other cities across the US - say, St. Louis, Tampa, and Hartford - start passing pro-NYC resolutions, the US Army is sent in to occupy Manhattan. Only the NYPD fights back and forces the Army to retreat to Queens. Despite widespread public opinion for maintaining the union, instead of crushing the city, the President asks the Secretary of Defense to meet with the mayor for talks. The mayor is assassinated. As a result, the NYPD fights the Army out of Queens. Again, instead of crushing New York City as it's more than capable of, the federal government runs up a blockade around Manhattan but does not enter its territory or interfere with the city government in the other boroughs. It then creates a paramilitary unit tasked with the goal of arresting every New Yorker across the country and putting them in concentration camps. Again, no other move is made to bring NYC back into the fold, besides stopping people from entering or leaving a single one of its boroughs. And so in response, the Mayor of New York sends a detachment of NYPD to fight for Quebec independence in the hope that Quebec will then invade the US. Doesn't this sound like the stupidest thing ever? If you said yes, I agree with you totally. Then why is this essentially the plot of LOTF? - Ive_Got_Two_Legs -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf tfn) % Rebellion #5 was delayed when someone at Lucas Arts pointed out to the author that Luke Skywalker later redeems Vader, is instrumental in destroying the Emperor and rest of the Empire, starts a new jedi order and has adventures in his 60's and beyond. The original plan was for the hero of the battle of Yavin to be killed by "Tank" with a laser blast to the back of the head. The author was asked questions like "Who is Yoda", "Does Luke have a Twin Sister, and if so who is it?", and "What do you think of Anakin's redemption". He answered "No"!, "NO WAY! Leia couldn't handle a Sister in Law!", and "Huh?". It turns out he had only seen the original Star Wars movie and thought he was writing a sort of screenplay to a sequel to it. - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (delay rebellion tfn) % Because I'm a big supporter of Bill Gates and Microsoft. ... Anakin! Don't listen to Chancellor Gates, stay away from the dark side! He's the only one who can help me save my collection of Padme photos! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % A Star Wars fan has about as much chance hitting the G-spot as an ordinary pilot has of hitting the Death Star's main reactor. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/swKOTOR15.jpg [/quote] "Zayne, I am your father!" - Kenobi_Kid -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor mandalorian tfn zayne) % "Luke, is it true your sister Leia is also a Jedi Knight in addition to being Chief of State?" "Of course, but don't be afraid. We aren't like my dad or anything. We are RESPONSIBLE with POOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEER!" - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (leia luke tfn) % The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to telling someone to live long and prosper. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Special:Contributions/Splarka dammit jim im a wookieepedian, not a trakkie trekkie* I am fluent in over six million forms of galactic nerdification. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % --> Centari has joined #wookieepedia --- Centari is now known as Sentry_ b1lb0baggins <-- Sentry_ has quit ("Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0/2006101023]") ... He came, he went. He left a 1337 Bilbo in his wake. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]saems tory, someone in trouble, someone gives something up, time to save someone, and in the end very few big battles, and probably the same red, blue, green colored lightsabers, and while we are at it....the wonderful delays that have the people at the darkhorse site defend and say ohhhhh quality. Wonderful![/quote] Panaka called. He wants his Helm of Pessimism back. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse panaka tfn) % I reckon Cade is hiding on <...> Or Ossus because the Sith would never think of looking there because they're villains and therefore necessarily stupid and overconfident and always miss the obvious. - Lord_Riven -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % Roan: Cade... Cade: Oh crap. Roan: I AM YOUR FATHER! Cade: No... no... that's not true. PLEASE say it's not true, I just slept with Marasiah! Roan: Search your feelings, you know it to be- wait, what? - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % What do you call a ship whose only purpose is to carry one big gun? If it was a ground vehicle, it would be self-propelled artillery. But do you call it when it's a ship? ... the Death Star Think smaller. a French Death Star -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar irc) % I want a book in a series about Jacen Solo and the fate of the galaxy to be about Jacen Solo and the fate of the galaxy. Not a book about Boba Fett which incidentally includes the rest of the galaxy because it can't be avoided. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf) % [quote][quote]Hmm, I always hated the TOTJ covers, they made most characters look well....thick, heavy and old.[/quote] Ditto.[/quote] Exar Kun was fat in them. Fat. Considering Kun's resemblance to Steven Seagal, perhaps that's only natural. -- Wookiee' QDB (exarkun tfn) % I wonder if you get a membership card when you join the Order? Edit: Maybe thats why Leia wasn't considered a Knight in the NJO era, she forgot to renew her membership - Corusca_One -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi leia tfn) % Have you ever had a conversation with yourself b4? well Don't answer -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It'll probably be up after the "Unidentified Blue Armored Men" article: "These men wore blue armor and were involved in a fight with the Imperial Knights Ganner Krieg and Antares Draco. Nothing else is known about them. Sources: Legacy #10 (preliminary cover image.)" - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (ik legacy tfn wookieepedia) % [quote]Wow, Telerath is a really beautiful world. Let's hope Zayne and company don't do too much collateral damage while they're there.[/quote] Maybe after the events in KotOR, the worlds of the Republic will have a new term for planet scale distruction: Before and After Zayne Using pictures of Taris as an example: Before Zayne: http://www.gamebanshee.com/starwarskotor/worlds/images/taris1.jpg After Zayne: http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/8851/taris22zn.jpg - Corusca_One -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % Referring to Revan as a male despite you setting them as female would be considered a bug. Otherwise the Atton conversation would be like Atton: "What can you tell me about Revan?" Exile: "Well, Revan was a female and-" Atton: "WRONG!" -- I need a name (Complain here) 00:38, 6 December 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (exile gender revan wookieepedia) % Start of the Ric Olie commentary track: "Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-" (sound of TV being turned off) - Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (ric tfn) % * [username] has changed the topic to: There Is No Cabal. Because half its members use CGI-IRC and can't join. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % Remember, remember, the __ of November! Can't remember the date -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I don't believe in England -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * DarthOblivion tries to resist brainwashing [Force Persuade] You don't want to resist brainwashing. * DarthOblivion wishes he was a Hutt or Toydarian...but more attractive lol [Success] There Is No Cabal -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal hutt irc mindtrick toydarian) % gotta go, gonna watch movie: bye * AceofAces20 has quit IRC (Remote closed the connection) Movie: bye? I've never heard of a movie called "Bye." I love that film. Especially the ending. ... Holy crap. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398820/ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % > In fact, they should maybe start bringing Anakin back every book just to have him get hit by a truck or crushed by a falling piano every time he steps out of his cloning vat or whatever ridiculous resurrection method has been used each time. Authors compete to see who can come up with the most gruesome and instantaneous death. "Captain Solo is indestructable. You are not. Remember this. Do not try to imitate him..." - Havac and Quiet_Mandalorian -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo han tfn) % So, after Anakin, in the following order: Mara - via Luke's incompetence Luke - in the lamest way possible Kyp - tortured to death by a Caridan survivor Han - he can get his blaze of glory, I guess Wedge - don't care, so long as he's dead (maybe he and Han can go out together) Gil - the most inane way possible, or of a heart attack as Jello imagined Jacen - unsuccessful suicide, but second time's the charm - 000 -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf tfn) % We let the Kyle thread stay here since, well, its the Kyle thread. - Rogue_Follower -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % Yeah. Saying she's 1000 times smarter than an average EDer means very little. ... 1000 times smarter than the average EDer . . . well, she can probably count to 10, maybe tie her shoes . . . -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And that "pathetic life-form" becomes your padawan, then a Knight, then a Sith, then kills you. Nice call Obi-Wan. - Jorrel Fraajic 15:11, 6 December 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Though entertaining, is it entirely necessary? Not that I couldn't use an excuse to stare at her navel. Still, I'm half expecting the next picture to be "Breasts. Aayla has two of them. They're quite nice." - LightWarden 21:50, 30 March 2006 -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla breasts wookieepedia) % I usually read the headlines, but they're mainly obvious and stupid. Along the lines of "Women make a stand against rape", as though rape was just being allowed on a regular basis or something. well, that's the point, really. It'd be funny to see protestors of that rally. Holding Pro-rape signs or something. The fights that would happen.. oh my... Sometimes you gotta go stupid. (with headlines, not rape.) ... A study said headlines and photo captions are what folks read most And what do stupid people learn from a headline that advertises a "Stand against Rape" rally? That rape is bad? If they haven't learned that, then headlines aren't going to help them. * DarkSpork rolls her eyes ... "Rape's bad, mmmkay?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Aw, what an adorable future oppressive genocidal dictator... - Lord Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (isard wookieepedia) % Don't tell me Ferus stole the Death Star plans too... - Rogue_Follower -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar tfn) % To be honest, what I want to see MOST of all is this: Jacen is going mad, he has just killed his beloved Tenel Ka and he's seeing things, with the dark side driving him insane, he calls out to the only person he believes he has left Jacen: ANAKIN! ANAKIIIIIN! ANAKIN HELP ME PLEASEEEE! Suddenly, a lumniscient blue being shimmers into view with a sad smile on his face Anakin: Nope, still dead. - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo jacen tfn) % [quote]I think Jacen should resurrect Anakin. And then after a book or two of tension, Anakin should kick his butt from one end of the galaxy to the other.[/quote] "Jacen? Jacen's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybod--A DARK LORD OF THE SITH?! Geez, I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!" - DarthSanctimonious -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo jacen tfn) % * SuperShadow has joined #wookieepedia * LucidFox has kicked SuperShadow from #wookieepedia (fanon) * SuperShadow has joined #wookieepedia * jSarek has kicked SuperShadow from #Wookieepedia (for being SuperShadow) * StuporShadow has joined #wookieepedia * GHe|Busy is now known as SuperShadow * jSarek has kicked SuperShadow from #Wookieepedia (for being SuperShadow) * SuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia pathelogical liar Jard Dooku * SuperShadow is now known as GHe|Busy He is fleet. That's what I am * GHe|Busy is now known as SuperShadow * SuperShadow is now known as GHe|Busy * jSarek has kicked GHe|Busy from #Wookieepedia (for being SuperShadow) * GHe|Busy has joined #Wookieepedia * GHe|Busy is now known as SuperShadow * SuperShadow has left #Wookieepedia * SuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia * SuperShadow is now known as GHe|Busy OK... :) * Jaymach has kicked GHe|Busy from #wookieepedia (For being GHe :P #35) * GHe|Busy has joined #Wookieepedia Most fleet, thou art. I love my job at Lucasfilm. GL is my home boy * GHe|Busy is now known as notSuperShadow lol clever Hello, notSuperShadow * Jaymach has kicked notSuperShadow from #wookieepedia (For the lies and deceipt #37) * notSuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia Why did you kick him? for the hell of it that's a very vague reason * Jaymach has kicked notSuperShadow from #wookieepedia (For the hell of it #38) * notSuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia He was clearly not SuperShadow it lets me put it in as a reason :P lol * Jaymach sets mode -c #Wookieepedia * Jaymach sets mode -n #Wookieepedia * Jaymach sets mode -s #Wookieepedia * Jaymach sets mode -t #Wookieepedia there are no modes! /server irc.freenode.net oops lol that sucked good thing it wasn't a password I just did Ctrl+Enter * Jaymach has kicked notSuperShadow from #wookieepedia (For not even telling us your password. #39) * notSuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia awww :( * Jaymach has kicked StuporShadow from #wookieepedia (Because you've been too quiet in here for too long #40) * notSuperShadow has left #Wookieepedia * notSuperShadow has joined #Wookieepedia * LucidFox has kicked Jaymach from #wookieepedia (powah abuse) * Jaymach has joined #wookieepedia ...damn. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Jaymach llol * StuporShadow has joined #wookieepedia * Jaymach removes channel operator status from LucidFox bad Sikon, bad :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc supershadow) % What does "in +n" mean, for those of us with no IRC knowledge? it means limited powah -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % For a just society to prevail, the tolerant must, paradoxically, be intolerant of intolerance. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % meh, pen and paper RPGs I find them boring ... I should kill you where you stand. But, I won't, because, like, killing's bad and stuff. But I *should*. ... * LucidFox pretends to be dead -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rpg) % Sikon, how much time would it take to put another little template box onto the main page? Time/effort And discussion with other users Ataru> what exactly do you want? LucidFox? He wants you, Sikon. He's got a thing for catboys. Err, foxboys. ... * Ataru frowns at jSarek because he's confused "Ataru, what exactly do you want?" "Lucidfox?" hehe that was a question. I didn't see him respond until after I had pressed enter, and the lag . . . . it just sucks Then I went and screwed up Sikons preferred identification, thinking it was cats when it's really foxes. Which was dumb, since it's IN HIS KRIFFING HANDLE -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % OK, where did everybody go? I'm here Yeah, but where are all the peasants? There's no point to having UNLIMITED POWAH when there are only other Moffs around. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % [quote]1) Do you think the Exile should be given a canonical name? 2) If so, what would you call her? 3) Would you like to see a competition, ala 'Darth Who', in which fans would be given the chance to name the Exile? 4) What about a canon appearance? [/quote] Of course! We need more vandalism of the Wookieepedia Exile page! - QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn) % [quote]Having said that, I think things would have benefitted from Obsidian giving the Exile a fixed last name to be referred by. Having every character call her "The Exile" all the time was just odd.[/quote] Isn't it obvious? Her name was stripped from her by the Jedi Order because Czerka already had an aftermarket folding-top for speeders called the "Vima"... - Thrawn McEwok -- Wookiee' QDB (exile sunrider tfn) % [quote]Didn't one of the Bioware developers say Bastila was 20 in KOTORI?[/quote] Well, I'm sure that's what she claims. - Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (bastila tfn) % Anyway, The Exile's last name should be Soloskywalkercalrissianfelantilleskatarn. Each branch of her descendants shortened it in a different way. Remember, it's not Star Wars without incest. -- Wookiee' QDB (exile irc kyle) % RE: Exile Who? Just going by the title, is that an implication that the Exile is a Time Lady? - AdmiralWesJanson -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn) % so what does Sikonish mean, DC? Essentially, it refers to the methods and philosophies of one who helps administer a Star Wars site without being a Star Wars fan, who may or may not be a furry, who creates brilliant jokes that take on a life of their own, and who posts shirtless pictures of himself for millions to see. My way of explaining the inexplicable so all the RC patrollers on Wookieepedia who saw you ban yourself will shut up. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Is it supposed to be some 'big reveal' in thirty issues or so? Is some major arc going to end with a closeup of unnamed Atris lookalike standing and saying, "My real name is Atris!" that's supposed to shock the readers? [/quote] Well duh... that's because Atris is Revan. After a sex change. I thought that was obvious after playing KOTOR2. Why do you think Atris had so many Sith holocrons? And had a problem with the Exile stealing her -- ahem, his -- starring KOTOR role? And also hated Kreia? And you never saw Atris and Revan in the same room at the same time. - Barriss_Coffee -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor revan tfn) % [23:09] SillyDan: "the situation is essentially hopeless"? [23:09] Darth_Culator: There is nothing an RPG magazine can do to make the Federation not get stomped. [23:09] SillyDan: well, perhaps in space [23:10] SillyDan: a hand held phaser could probably take out a stormtrooper [23:10] Jaymach: the magazine actually says that Picard's ship is about the only thing that could hold its own against the Executor :P [23:10] SillyDan: but anything can take out a stormtrooper [23:10] Darth_Culator: Well a well-thrown tomato can take out a Stormtrooper. [23:10] SillyDan: well, if it's one of those big beefsteak tomatoes, or maybe a Roma [23:10] SillyDan: not a cherry tomato, that would be silly -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard stormtrooper) % If any country allowed someone to sue for an IRC ban, that country should be flattened on the grounds that it is too stupid to exist. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Bah! Enough of reluctant heroes. Ben should lock himself up in the Jedi library and not return until he's Hermione mixed with Kyle Katarn. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (ben kyle tfn) % Anyone notice that the Gears of War guys are freakishly built? ... They're massivly structured ... Kinda They're like a hybrid of two Arnolds. Into one super steroid machine Lieutenant what's-her-name seems normal Not when you consider the fact she's 12 Hmmm? She's 12. Just the steriods and lifesytle of perfection makes her look like that So, in a perfect world, everyone is on seroids? *steroids Of course. They're part of a complete breakfast. You mean you *don't* take them? What if they fall into short supply during the war with the Locust Horde? Everyone will become all wimpy ... We'll ration them -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherently_funny_words ... I refuse to belive that Badger is an inherently funny word. *believe Badger, ROFL badger is funny? so is mammal Oh, I mean Now Tangerine.... badger lmao LMAO Hey, look at that Badger eating a tangerine. OMG LMAO thats good http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/ A snake a snake! Ni! Bring us a shrubbery! what about Chrymanthasum? We are now the Knights who say....Ikki Ikki ph-Bang Zoop Boing Mrraaoow! Ni! * Darth_Culator waits for someone to say "shh!" shh! Then you must cut down the largest tree in this wood WIIIIITHHHH A HERRING! make the word of the day "Tangerine" Very well. * Darth_Culator changes topic to 'Word of the day: Tangerine | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki (http://starwars.wikia.com) - Site status: "Don't worry, she'll hold together." | Channel status: Seriously, There Is No Cabal. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies' Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done Oh Please? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]I'm still waiting for that book that actually shows us the gruesome circumstances behind Mon Mothma's death.[/quote] The hardcover is coming in 2010: The Bedpan of Destiny: The Natural Death of the Elderly and Bedridden Mon Mothma - dizfactor -- Wookiee' QDB (monmothma tfn) % I just woke up. It's 9:52 AM local time. I love being on vacation. It takes all the fun of being unemployed and adds the advantage of not being poor. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % WTH. Eh? I apparently have an alter ego here * Atarumaster88 is now known as Nebulax|test * Nebulax|test is now known as Atarumaster -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * BigGuy220 has quit ("Furfags!") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hello Atarumaster88 hi LucidFox How's the weather in America. It's cold over here! and "nyet" is usually transliterated in "net" how cold? da Pretty cold- don don't have a thermometer neither have I *** mode/#Wookieepedia [+o Sikon] by Atarumaster88 *** mode/#Wookieepedia [-o Atarumaster88] by Atarumaster88 I should have done that a long time ago yeah, with your ChanServ access Exactly why didn't you do it? I was busy updating my website (http://www.lucidfox.org) with more quotes and other stuff and I forgot. * Atarumaster88 looks whoa... that's a LONG blog post Well, Sith happens and all about dreams... I did while au naturel also. (OOC: don't blow it, I don't know French ) that would be "naked" for you laypeople out there. I found it online -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And now I will introduce a new program on IRC One that requires Atarumaster88 to drop the numbers off his name! it's so called in Russia, yet you're naked? I heard there are bears walking down streets there... I'm inside . . .and I don't see any bears Please remove the "88" from your nick *** Atarumaster88 is now known as Atarumaster We need more Dark Accountants here today *** Atarumaster88 is now known as DarthCulator So I hired a Kaminoan and started cloning Here's the first one: Michael Moore is an evil savage whom I will punch in the face! Just like the original Damn right. Bah. I am the original But now I must go play EaW despite its terrible scaling and modeling Perhaps I overdid the attitude A very lifelike copy, I must say. What do you think Atarumaster ? * Atarumaster sits in a chair, wearing the Chancellor's attire Kill him. Kyle Katarn could beat anyone here unfortunately, my young friend... you are not Kyle Katarn... he he Because he has a mighty beard. I'm afraid you will find your clone quite... unbeatable, he he So do I "Christopher Kip Keim" I have a beard too! Unbeatable? O RLY? Atarumaster: Shouldn't you be like Joruus C'baoth or something? *** DarthCulator was kicked from #wookieepedia by Darth_Culator [Kick] Still the original. * Atarumaster laughs maniacally Good, good. *** Darth_Culator was kicked from #wookieepedia by Sikon [(couldn't resist)] Now I am the master * Atarumaster laugs more loudly Fascinating. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % Sikon> It's not the Jedi way What? but soon you'll have me in the ranks of the Cabal forever Oh wait- I am the Cabal! *** Atarumaster88 is now known as DarthCulator2 is there a cabal? Of course not * Darth_Culator would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal. * DarthCulator2 would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal Pay no attention to them What about #wookieepedia-cabal? Since I'm a copy of Culator, I want a copy of his ChanServ access I demand that you tell me what this channel is about, NOW! That's a . . . joke. It doesn't exist either. If it does,it's Memory-alpha's fault * Cannot join #wookieepedia-cabal (Channel is invite only). They want to control you. Don't you see, the trekkies are using you. It definitely exists! Sikon... I thought you were the one advocating tolerance? being a furry and all I am advocating tolerance. Just as long as I control everything. Bah! I tolerate everyone, as long as There Is No Cabal -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % and he calls himself a bureaucrat... We need a new Chancellor... a strong Chancellor... Well, you were the one opposing vote, and don't think I've forgotten that Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? the hell I am, and I still oppose! you banned yourself, how childish was THAT? You registered Cin Drallig for the sole purpose of being childish And then you started trolling but it was you who suggested this That blocks serves you right You puppeteer No, you suggested it. I just allowed you to do it. and then banned me along with the sockpuppet? Crazy Russians That's what is known as an "autoblock" and I didn't do it on purpose that's what you say... And since when have you been known to use the word "hell"? You didn't use that even when Jaymach called you a bastard. I, of course, tolerate that, but it's out of your usual behavior I will say whatever I want. I am the merciless Dark Accountant of the Sith Sorry, lost myself here... Forgiven, of course Sikon, kick that impostor already, he's annoying And now I demand you vote for my fellow Cabalist, err . . . admin for Bureaucrat. Vote for Jaymach now! POWAHH! UN-LIM-IT-ED POWAHH!!! yeah right NEVAH! *** DarthCulator2 was kicked from #wookieepedia by Sikon [Sikon] your crazy cabal schemes will not pass I will not allow this channel, which has stood for a thousand years, to disintegrate into war and chaos A thousand years? by the way, why aren't you LucidFox"? * Ineedaname randomly kills someone Why yes, I am Too late so... still a furry? I forgot that I am not a Star Wars fan and shouldn't twist movie quotes. Of course, I'm still a furry it's okay Sikon, not being a fan doesn't prevent you from twisting movie quotes -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Jaaymach> I'm Jaaymach This just gets better and better *** Sikon|cloning is now known as Sikon It'd be even better if we could pit the original and the clone together All of you WILL vote for me for bureaucrat NOW! He's rather like the original also * Atarumaster|tea is reading Sikon's blog Impostor! He's the impostor! * Jaaymach pulls out a lightsaber You're all impostors! After we take over this channel, we will all be the Cabal. All Jaymach. All Cabal *** Jaaymaach left #wookieepedia [] *** Jaymaach left #wookieepedia [] Come back, my brothers. Whoop, guess they weren't clones but Force dopplegangers. This could become even more interesting if I was to clone Nebulax. It doesn't matter! We will find more translator slaves, beat them, and make them work! Culator, do you speak French? Ineedaname, do you speak French> Absolutely not. Worthless No Worthless again I know StarNeptune does Je ne parlais la francais Liar! I demand you work on my French bidding ! Sikon, what's this gibberish in your blog? The flash-learning template needs some work http://lucidfox.org/wp/a/6 Gibberish? Um. . . that's my DNA mutation algorithm. It gives my furry tail That logo looks like some sort of washing powder *gives me my furry tail -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Peace is a lie, there is only passion. <...>" - The Sith Code Perhaps Darth Jacen ought to read that first part before he decides being a Sith is a good way to bring peace to the galaxy. - DarthSanctimonious 14:30, 18 December 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen sith wookieepedia) % They should retcon it as Owen "Lars" Kenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Some people are under the impression that giving a name to a character they were able to name themselves is like having Lucasarts thugs storm in, Elian Gonzalez the game from their CD drive, and shoot their poor, cute, handicapped kitten on the way out. - AdmiralWesJanson -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn) % * LordOblivion thinks Chee should become a Wookieepedian ...and be banned for fanon? :) He'd just go "It's totally in the Holocron" all the time -- Wookiee' QDB (chee holocron irc) % I've been offered the position of being McEwok, but no I currently am not McEwok, so far, has been 3 seperate people -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % there's been times when I've been tempted to create an utterly stupid article with no source, and list it as being on one of my ambig materials just to see if anyone would notice and ask me about it but I suppose, when I create articles like Jean-Luc Picard, it would be hard to tell the difference -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % if she's dead, and by dead, I mean DEAD dead, they better leave her so. So Cade will finally shoot himself, then they can be blue ghosties together. * Darth_Culator doesn't care who the actual couples are, he just wanted to say "blue ghosties." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % Jedi Consular: "Raana Tey, you must learn to control your anger." Raana Tey: "I'm going to tear your head off and use it as a hood-ornament!!" - Kenobi_Kid -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % I like these Ithorians. They seem to have irreparably devastated their species' stereotype. - Sith-Lord-Gunray -- Wookiee' QDB (ithorian kotor tfn) % <...> Deliah is perhaps the most vulnerable - "Single Hot Pink Female, 20, seeks male answering to 'Skywalker': can dance, flirt, and fix hyperdrives" <...> - Thrawn McEwok -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % RE: Legacy 7- Broken (6 of 6) Glowing Luke on the cover! Luke! "I am a ghost like my father before me." - Master_Palpy -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy luke tfn) % > I don't get it. Chack Jadson 19:40, 21 December 2006 (UTC) That is why you fail Enochf 19:42, 21 December 2006 (UTC) (apologies, couldn't resist) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % * Jaymach may as well write the Iguni article just now before people wake up and open presents ... I've got another 8-9 hours before that. :P I better go eat those cookies and milk though. Whoops. :o!! *SPOILER* Santa Claus isn't real *END SPOILER* I leave out nog but they're for Santa!! Sorry kiddies. :P NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll kill you! you bastard! liar! :P Just like SuperShadow -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Staff: "Mr. Lucas, sir, we are now wrapping up planning for our big Legacy project - both the comics and the novels - and we were wondering where to go next in publishing. Would you mind if we fill in the blanks?" Lucas: "The blanks?" Staff: "... The untold fifty years?" Lucas: "Oh sure, you can tell lots of things in that era." Staff: "Great. Then, what do we do with Luke Skywalker?" Lucas: "Well, I suppose he just has adventures and stuff." Staff: "But he's sixty-five. And a ghost in the next comic. We have to, eh, have some resolution." Lucas: "Yeah... Or how about going back to the movies, and have some more adventures in that era?" Staff: "Yes, well, we're actually already doing that with our ongoin..." Lucas: "I GOT IT! How about a completely different era, like at the start of the formation of the republic or something." Staff: "We're already doing that, too, in our publishing deals with...." Lucas: "Then make something that's like, not real, like, imagining things were different like Vader not chopping off Luke's right hand but his left!" Staff: "We have those, too. Most of them still in stock." Lucas: "I see." Staff: "The fans want to know, mr. Lucas." Lucas: "Luke should just settle down, with a girl... Has he got a girl? Good. Has he got a ranch? No, I mean, a Jedi Academy? Good... Well, and then there should be peace." Staff: "But we can't call it Star Wars: Peace"... Can we?" Lucas: "That's it! And we'll have a big multimedia campaign around it! With games and comics and a series of novels and toys and... And everything's labeled: Star Wars: Peace!" - SuperWatto -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy luke tfn) % However, I am also extremely tired of hearing how the galaxy's problems are all Luke's fault. IMO, we're putting too much blame on the wrong Skywalker. - Jedi_Master_DR -- Wookiee' QDB (luke tfn) % indeed as well as not knowing it existed when I own things, I know they exist send that one to LucidFox -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Seeing is (Dis)Believing Here I was thinking this was going to be another San Hill thread. - Ive_Got_Two_Legs -- Wookiee' QDB (sanhill tfn) % "Master Yoda, do you know how to stop people from dying?" "Yes! Invest more points into Cure you must! Had to be a Jedi Guardian you did, Feats you wanted! Heh! Wishing you had more Force Points now are you, hmm?" - GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin tfn yoda) % > It seems that the Marvel comics have a massive "nostalgia" effect on the people who read them as kids, and still love them, Thats exactly how I look at them. When I want to read a good Star Wars comic, do I reach for my ALTA? No, I'll root through some Clone Wars/Republic or Tales of the Jedi trades/comics. When I want to read something while taking a dump, I'll either grab Tales, or ALTA. - rogueish -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse) % when Clark Kent transforms into Superman, where do his civilian clothes go? He eats them. Conneticut. Darth_Culator> hmm, I didn't thnk of that one He's Superman, so presumably he can eat anything and do it very fast. Otherwise people would always be finding discarded suits in phone booths. but how does he get them back? Maybe he puts them on under the Superman costume. and glasses? Pockets. but the Superman costume has no pockets... it's skin-tight His suits are made of a Kryptonian fabric that can compress to the size of a wallet. lol But since he has no pockets, well, you'll just have to guess *where* he puts his suit and glasses. This is why the movies show him all blurry-like when he's changing. They can't show him storing his gear and maintain a PG rating. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Does this mean if I keep complaining enough TOTJers will appear?[/quote] Well, we tried Vodo, but he never returned our calls... - John Jackson Miller -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse totj) % [11:36] (LO) Is Keira Knightley a lesbian? [11:37]@(StarNeptune) no? [11:37]@(Jaymach) in many peoples minds, I'd imagine so [11:37]@(Jaymach) but in reality? no [11:37]@(Darth_Culator) I'd rather think she isn't. At least not exclusively. [11:37](LO) If she were, it should totally be on her page :P [11:39]@(StarNeptune) And what would this proposed addition say? "She is also a tottaly hot lesbian?" [11:39]@(Darth_Culator) No, that's not NPOV. [11:40](L0) Whatare you talking about? [11:40](LO) What isn't NPOV about that?! [11:40]@(Jaymach) he makes a good point [11:40]@(Jaymach) it would be a fact [11:41]@(Darth_Culator) Even though we generally agree that she is hot, that kind of description is not particularly neutral. [11:41]@(StarNeptune) Sorry...it should them read "she is also a lesbian that both men and women find quite attractive" [11:41]@(Darth_Culator) That's better. :-P [11:42]@(Jaymach) I prefered the last one [11:42](LO) I second that -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Well, I doubt very much that Mr. and Mrs. Underlord named their baby boy "Dark." - Kaje -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % If JJM was doing Legacy I bet we still wouldn't have been told that Cade is definitely Luke's descendent, despite everyone knowing it by the Force powers, last name, Luke's ghost talking to him, and the whole 'chosen one' thing. - Ive_Got_Two_Legs -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor legacy luke tfn) % [quote]Reading Tempest (and rereading parts of Dark Nest), I've decided that Sia's definitely a descendant of Jaina, and Draco has to be descended from Zekk.[/quote] Does this mean that Krayt is decided from Ackbar? - GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy lotf tfn) % [01:12] Xwing328: Hey Oblivion [01:12] jSarek: Hi LO. [01:14] LO: Dammit, my horse died! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % greeting i am ig-88 human cyborg assasinations -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Too many people in the Cabal :) What Cabal? There Is No Cabal * StarNeptune pokes Darth_Culator SAY IT Okay, then I will say it * StarNeptune would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal * LordOblivion would like to remind everyone that Darth Culator would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal Nevermind Okay. Except there clearly is. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % [quote][quote]Heck maybe the deceased DLOTS might actually pay some attention to Krayt if he takes on a Skywalker as an Apprentice [/quote] Because having a skywalker as an apprentice has worked sooo well in the past.[/quote] The DLOTS would just get further ammo to heckle Krayt with. Something about repeating mistakes of the one sith lord that was so thoroughly wiped out that he doesn't even have a presence on Korriban. - RebelGrrl -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt palpatine tfn) % why is Aayla Secura so popular? Two reasons. :) but why do people prefer her to, say, Amidala or Leia? Well, because those two reasons are uh... better displayed than Amidala or Leia's uh, reasons, I would suspect. -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla breasts irc) % A lot of the Bantam books, (I'm looking at YOU Anderson) seem to be "Let's see how hard we can hit Luke until he falls over and cries 'Mum!'" - Katana_Geldar -- Wookiee' QDB (luke tfn) % I can't wait for the return of badass bounty hunter Calo Nord to make an appearance in LOTF Book 6 or Book 9 - proving that 4,090 is the new 40. - Ender_Sai -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor lotf tfn) % RE: The "I Loved you....but you suck Anakin" thread for greatest disappointments of the EU This title confuses me. Who's sucking Anakin? - YodaKenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin tfn) % RE: The "I Loved you....but you suck Anakin" thread for greatest disappointments of the EU The non-universality of Crimson Jack's fashion sense. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (marvel tfn) % The rest of my theory involves Jarael turning evil and becoming a Sith Lord named Darth Sunshine, so we'll ignore the rest :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % Later Demagol will discover how to empower people with the Force and will become Darth Nihilus in the process. No-one will understand what he's saying because he speaks in Mandalorian -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor mandalorian) % I hope Darth Karnage is in Legacy, it's the only way I can find such a rubbish name acceptable -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy sith) % RE: Cade's Healing abilities - How Extreme are they? I think that they definitely have to be "Mostly dead" as opposed to "All dead" for it to work. When they're All Dead, Cade probably goes through their pockets and looks for loose creds. - Kenobi_Kid -- Wookiee' QDB (cade tfn) % well he was arranging to get a group of people to rent out a hotel room....but even just earlier, Riffs said you were hot so how safe you'd be in a hotel room would be in question lol, he IMed me aye he was IM'ing me when he just said "wow I never realized how hot breathes was...and we made her an admin already" lol, what does that even mean? * Jaymach shrugs that if he'd known I was hot he wouldn't have voted me admin? only ugly people can be admins? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % > I think that they definitely have to be "Mostly dead" as opposed to "All dead" for it to work. > When they're All Dead, Cade probably goes through their pockets and looks for loose creds. "Cade, I don't understand you. You have a talent to steal from others that is unlike any I have ever known." - Luke "Do you know what the Mynock cost me?" - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (cade luke tfn) % At times I think that the Jedi were chasing ghost and the Prophecy was written by one bored Jedi Padawan thousands of years ago as a fantasy tale. - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi prophecy tfn) % **** That's 4 stars out of five. I'm not cursing. - GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Darth Krayt is a clone of Jean-Luc Picard that got created during his captivity with the Borg (the missing eye!) and was warped to Tatooine during the NJO because of the altered timeline in the Star Trek-Universe. And because he's a Trekkie, the original Sith Lords despise him. - Vongoid -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt picard startrek tfn) % I really want this character to die and I've heard from a lot of people that if this article says he does Lucasfilm will make it cannon. --Anon -- Wookiee' QDB (canon panaka wookieepedia) % [quote][quote][quote]"The Hutts are gangsters!" - Captain Panaka[/quote] Ric's been letting Panaka steal his lines, I see.[/quote] *hands Havac his old TPM VHS copy for some essential brushing up* [/quote] [RicOlie]Captain Panaka said something very plain and obvious. Because it was so obvious, it sounded like something I might say. I like to state the obvious. Havac then attempted to make a Captain Obvious joke. I am Captain Obvious. Because I like to state the obvious. So it was all mocking Panaka for saying the sort of thing I might say. Because I say obvious things. Panaka doesn't tend to say obvious things. He tends to say pessimistic things. It's because of his Helm of Pessimism. It makes him pessimistic. Being pessimistic makes him say pessimistic things. Not obvious things. I say obvious things. It's good for exposition. Like this. This is exposition. It explains Havac's badly failed joke. A joke is something you say that is supposed to be funny. The joke failed because people didn't find it funny. I'm Ric Olie.[/RicOlie] -SuperWatto and Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (panaka ric tfn) % [quote]where will cade dissappear to the cover of #11 looks like ossus. he will probally be retrained and healed by kyle katarn, kam solusar,jaina solo,tr'aa saa or quinlan vos. and i wonder if darth krayt is actually a'sharad hett he has the same tatoos as he did[/quote] Welcome to Cameo Central formally known as Ossus. - Darth_Angle -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle legacy tfn) % It might explain why the Empire is so successful at luring worlds away later on: Galactic Alliance: You were led by a Sith Lord and commited unspeakable horrors! Galactic Empire: Ha, so did you, only more recently! - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen legacy tfn) % (about the title of LotF 9) LotF: The Backstroke of the West - Corran_Fett -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy lotf tfn) % According to Jan Duursema on the Jedi Council Forums, Cade Skywalker's pants "belonged to a really tall Ewok with a Vader obsession. Cade got them at a thrift store on Lok." Presumably this is not canon. - BTS of Lok on Wookieepedia -- Wookiee' QDB (cade canon ewok wookieepedia) % boobs are necessary to mechanical fixing I'm pretty sure she says that in one of the books -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Tavion: What is thy bidding, my master? Nihilus' Spirit: *low grumble* Tavion: What? Nihilus' Spirit: *low grumble!* Tavion: Speak up I can't understand you. Nihilus' Spirit: *low grumble!!* Tavion: *sigh* I'm gonna need to find another artifact. Didn't Sidious have a cane or something? - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (nihilus palpatine tfn) % [quote][quote]I propose the creation of a montage of Wookieepedians for use at Celebration IV <...> -- Riffsyphon1024 22:51, 25 January 2007 (UTC)[/quote] Only the good-looking ones. We have reputation to uphold, you know. Havac 23:05, 25 January 2007 (UTC)[/quote] I agree with you, Havac. Let's just have a big picture montage of Breathesgelatin. - QuentinGeorge 02:07, 26 January 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [quote]Wait, Artoo is Darth Krayt? You've just blown my mind, man. That's almost Tales-worthy crackfic.[/quote] "Droid Lords of the Past, teach me, as is my will" - Artoo "So the Blue one returns. My knowledge is not for you. I destroyed my motivator so you would do the right thing." - Skippy "Why do I have a droid Lords Holocron? I am not a droid, not am I force sensitive. I was trained in the Jedi arts by Count Dooooooku" - General Greivous "Oh Dear" - Threepio - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo grievous krayt tales tfn threepio) % --> TheDoctor has joined #wookieepedia <-- TheDoctor has quit (Remote closed the connection) Timelords don't stick around long. yes they do it just doesn't seem long to you That's a thinker. -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % Stacey's canon now? To a degree, apparently Please tell me the "chicks rule" helmet isn't. -- Wookiee' QDB (allegiance canon irc) % - Adam, what myth are we testing today? - Oh, you'll like this one, Jamie. There are rumors that Zayne Carrick is going to become the nameless protagonist of the second KOTOR game, who is canonically female and called the Jedi Exile! - Alright, how are we going to test this? - We'll be taking five thousand copies of KOTOR II, running them over with steamrollers, shooting them, setting them on fire, and blowing them up. We'll see if that can change canon so that this myth can be true. - You're not serious, Adam? - No, I just wanted an excuse to destroy stuff. - Fair enough, let's go for it. - Sikon and Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (exile tfn zayne) % RE: Literature Casting Call Haha! Leslie Nielson! Pellaeon: We're receiving an urgent transmission from Coruscant. Luke: What is it? Pellaeon: It's a planet deep in the Core that's served as the center of galactic governance for over twenty-five-thousand years, but that's not important right now. What is important is that it seems we're being authorized to launch an offensive. Luke: Surely Chief Omas hasn't given up on negotiations already! Pellaeon: It seems he has, Master Skywalker. And don't call me Shirley. - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % make out doesn't that picture look like kit is makin out with aylla? I mean why would'nt he she's got hot tits and she is sexy! 69.26.107.174 * Errr.... KEJ 12:05, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) o Well, I guess this is what happens when you let anyone say anything. Take the good with the bad. -- AdmThrawn -- + Someone delete this comment! --Master Starkeiller 12:12, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) # There is a lesson to be learned here... never let your A99 aquata breather out of your sight!!! Just look at his cheeky grin; how could anybody in the galaxy trust Kit Fisto... his name doesn't help either --Azizlight 12:15, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) * Kit Fisto -- date rapist? Not my Kit! -- AdmThrawn 12:18, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) -- o Errr.... KEJ 19:18, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) o You'd be surprised at how big a market there is for alien interspecies underwater oxygen-swapping hentai. --MarcK [talk] 19:25, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) * Now I understand why they only want talk pages to talk about the article itself. -- SFH 19:28, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC) who is this guy? 69.26.107.174 * The guy who commented on Aayla's attributes? Oh, I believe that was you. KEJ 08:11, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) * Haha, what a dill. -- Doo Doo 01:32, 3 February 2006 (UTC) * o ??? You don't know what you said?? HAH -Talk:Aayla Secura -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla wookieepedia) % The Holocron, based on what we've seen in Empire at War and Lethal Alliance, is as much use as tits on a bull. - The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (canon tfn) % Statement: I love that droid. - KEJ 16:59, 5 January 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (hk47 wookieepedia) % Wookieepedia dispute resolution: 1) Engage in a revert war. 2) Get kicked to the talk page by an admin. 3) Shout a lot and don't come to an understanding. 4) Do one or both of two things: 4a) Bug Leland Chee about it, even if he'd have no reasonable clue, and/or 4b) CT it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Where there are people, you will find . . . stupid people. "I don't get people" "They're the worst." Words of wisdom right there, both jSarek and 4dot. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Senate Hall) Hey, I'm a Korean and I wanna try translating the wookiepedia.. How would you mind telling me how to do so?.. Yeah, copy all text into Free Translation, and to hell with the grammar problems. If anyone complains, beat them over the head with an inflatable forklift. .... 09:35, 2 February 2007 (UTC) (IRC) Poor kid. I'm too much of a smartass and a prick for my own good. That was awesome fourdot. Sweet. Poor kid is probably flipping through all of his dictionaries going, "This can't be right. How can you inflate a forklift?" lol Mind you, we might be seeing inflatable forklifts on the import market in the next couple of years. Made in China, I assume? Made in Korea. By the "Super Happy Shunned Internet Kids Concern" Dangit. Well, don't expect any market from me if they are coming from Korea Stuff breaks too easily. Hyundai! And we all know just how important an inflatable forklift is. As important as a rubber chicken with a pulley between its legs. * The4dotelipsis pats himself on the back for the Monkey Island reference. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % I remember, when ROTS was coming out, that people were getting all gooey about the idea that we might see Greivous sans mask. To which I callously shot down all the noobs with "Why do you care? He was only introudced a few months ago? Next you'll be championing the reveal of Mas Amedda's arse" -- Wookiee' QDB (grievous irc) % Why isn't Insult Lightsabre duelling canon? "You fight like a nerfherder!" "You were written by Kevin J. Anderson" "You're such a loser, Karen Traviss wouldn't write about you if you had "Mando" tattooed across your forehead!" Riffing of KJA is too easy. Esp. when I've only just started reading Dark Apprentice, and already I'm bombarded with things like skiing, dual-phase lightsabers, and Sun Crushers. "You were cut from ROTS!" "You were in ROTS." Fourdot: You were in AotC! "You were in the love scenes." You were ANAKIN! "You went through all that shit when there was already a Rebel Outpost in Anchorhead" "You wrote the 'I don't like sand'" "You let it get past your revisions" Fourdot: Hmm... you encouraged Lucas to try the fade and wipe buttons for Episode III "...well I had sex with your wife!" You came up with Gunganese. "I also came up with hemp. How appropriate, you fight like a cow. "You slept with Jar Jar Binks" "You slept with Mount Sorrow. Ask for a general, honey." "You slept with Waru." "You slept with Traviss." Yo mamma so hairy Chewie told her to shave. "You came up with the name J'ywz'gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et'nrmdndlcvtbrx" "You came up with Darth Crate" "You decided to make Vergere and Jacen Sith" Yo mamma so dirty Waru made her clean up before he'd touch her. "You drew Crimson Empire." You colored Dark Empire. Nobody coloured Dark Empire. "You hired Jefferson Starship" "You hired Bea Arthur" "You hired Jake Lloyd" "You hired Christopher Lee. Yes, I think he sucks." "You killed Chewie" "You didn't. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc kja traviss) % Int. Imperial Palace - Day Armand : I believe the Star Destroyers that we have now, don't offer much of a threat. But if we strapped a Superlaser to them' Palpy: Strap a Superlaser! What, are you crazy! The thing wouldn't be able to move, you'd be lucky to wipe out a single species, you know, when I was Senator'Hey, Isard. What's that you're eating over there? It looks pretty tasty. Armand: It's a calzone, sir. Palpy: A calzone huh. Pass it down here. Let's have a look at it. I want a little taste. Come on, come on. Pass it down here. That's a good by. OK. What's in this thing? Armand: Uh, Wroonian, Whiphid, Tof' Palpy: Tof. Yes, that's a hell of a thing. OK, let's get back to business. OK, here you go, very good, very good. Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Isard. OK, a little jealous now, OK, let's go. OK, last week'you know, that Tof was very good. Everybody out. I got Tof on my mind. Isard, get me a couple of those calzones right now. Pronto. Move Out. Big Palpy wants a Tof calzone. Must hav Armand: But sir, - Palpy: Get me a calzone, Isard, you know, as painfull as it is I've had to let a few people go over the years. Mas Ammeda, Sly Moore, Bevel Lemlisk, Sio Bibble, Jar Jar Binks, Bevel Lemlisk, Pooja Nabberrie, Darth Plagieus, Bevel Lemlisk, Sheltay Retrac, Bail Organa, Mace Windu, Bevel Lemlisk, Seti Ashgad'uh, tut!...Isard, you didn't hear that from me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc isard palpatine) % (Talk: Mickey Suttle) What evidence do we have that the legendary Mickey Suttle actually worked at the place where you found the pic. We know nothing about Suttle. We don't know what schools he's attended. We don't know the names of any of his friends or hot ladies he dates. We don't know what he does like his hobbies. Nobody can confirm what he does for a living. Some speculate Suttle is a lawyer, but nobody can confirm this. This is all rather pathetic. After ten years of investigating this godlike person, we still don't know anything about him. I'm tired of us all constantly being outsmarted by Suttle. We're fools in his eyes. He laughs at us day and night. Rightfully, so because produce 3rd Grade papers about him that reveal nothing about Suttle. This article would get a D - in 3rd Grade. We have done a poor job of finding out info like his birthday. For us tards, the nightmare never ends. (IRC) "We don't know what schools he's attended." - who cares? But I bet he got beat up a lot. "We don't know the names of any of his friends or hot ladies he dates." - guessing both are non-existent. "We don't know what he does like his hobbies." - probably involves his right hand. "We don't know his birthday" - We don't care "Nobody can confirm what he does for a living." - see above. As for the hobbies, doesn't "Decieve Star Wars fools" fit into that list? I think you guys just wrote the response to that guy. Awesome. Who wants to put it in? Not it Not it Dang. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc supershadow wookieepedia) % Kuralyov has 40K of edits. And you believe him to have time to have a personality...how? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I dunno, something tells me Zayne's intentions were for the fight to end with him on his back with Jarael laying on top of him... - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn zayne) % Kraytian Sith come exclusively in red...except Nihil, factory defect. - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy sith tfn) % [22:52] Jaymach: someone ought to ask Chee about the canon status of the fanfilms [22:53] Darth_Culator: "Those are what we call H-canon, for "Hell no."" -- Wookiee' QDB (canon chee irc stacy) % i really like sasquatch/yeti i totally belive in bigfoot over aliens lol yeah oh yeah maybe it has to do with chewbacca -- Wookiee' QDB () % This isn't real life you know, if space fantasy, and there should be some super magical elemnets in there, cause right now....star wars is just like star trek. Its the same story just different authors, settings, ships, and characters. -Vong333 -- Wookiee' QDB (startrek tfn) % Type /nick |<-- Lord_Oblivion has left irc.freenode.org (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) what's my name? and then the new nickname Type /nick It says this named is owned Lord_Oblivion__: /msg NickServ ghost Lord_Oblivion password Type /nick Type /nick sorry wow Huh? i was copying I think this should go for a quote What are you doing? what is who doing? Type /nick Joker11381 ?? > Type /nick Joker11381 Oh My GOd -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % MjSarek> Indexes are for wimpy books, not strong books like Essential Guides! -- Wookiee' QDB (essential) % Heh, I thought WotM was like a precedent for becoming an Admin. I thought you had to have gotten the award to be eligible. Wow, that's pretty stupid. wasn't there a new admin picked. Ataru's the most recent Admin. thats what i thought. Don't know why I capitalized that A. Not sure why I did either. Maybe it's a trick of The Cabal yep So an admin admits to the existance of a Cabal? What cabal? There Is No Cabal But you said "yep" after I said "Cabal" Did I? So There Is A Cabal How could there be? The very fact that you (think you) know of its existence proves it doesn't exist But an admin said so. I think it's a big coverup. neways...I'm off to the library for stupid research :( Bye *** Xwing328 left #wookieepedia ["Leaving"] So he leaves after I confront him? -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % May the force be with ours, Always... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Just because it's 4000 years doesn't mean Zayne's dead. What if he learns to flow-walk? Or what if he dies and then his spirit takes over the body of an Anakin Solo clone to help Luke fight the resurrected Sith? Wouldn't that be a cool plot? What does everybody else think? How come everyone wants Zayne to die already, anyway? Just so that the next generation of heroes can take over? That's not a good reason. There aren't any strong characters to take over for Zayne when he died. Who wants to read a whole comic book about Jarael? I think it's unfair that you want Zayne to die. It's not his fault that this era's underdeveloped. If Zayne dies, there won't be any reason to read the EU anymore. - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn zayne) % [quote]Beneath the ruins of the Jedi Temple on Ossus lies a powerful secret that, in the wrong hands, could end the legacy of the Jedi once and for all![/quote] So they found the hat, huh? - darth_Boba -- Wookiee' QDB (hat jedi legacy tfn) % [quote]And the Kamino are lousy cloners. Look at their problems keeping even Boba healthy.[/quote] Hey, even Kamonioans can't treat an attack of plot disease. - 000 -- Wookiee' QDB (boba clones tfn) % *** The4dotelipsis is now known as KevinCostner I should kick you just for Waterworld! *** KevinCostner is now known as LaurenceOlivier That's better. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anakin Skywalker it is getting out of hand how many edits there is on this one article. Darth Raul (join the sith order) -Wookieepedia:Requests for protection -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin wookieepedia) % [quote]Carth Onasi is so tough....[/quote] Nice oxymoron. - Barriss_Coffee -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % There's a sick, perverse part of me deep down inside that's waiting and hoping and praying for there to be metaphorical carnage as mere moments after George dies countless LFL higher-ups reach out to get whatever SW they can possibly get licensed and sold to the public to earn a few quick bucks before that very activity swallows up the whole franchise in mediocrity and absurdity. I can see it now, The Starhoppers Strike Back. The Return of Anakin Solo. Revan (of Indeterminate Gender and Allignment) Doing Whatever the Frak is Going to Sell to the Revan Addicts. The Death of Luke Skywalker. The Non-Death of Luke Skywalker. 1,000,001 Ways to Play the Battle of Hoth Over and Over Again. The Perfectly Sensible Retcon for Why There's 3 90-Degree Turns in the Trench Run in Rogue Squadron 1. Aayla Secura, Astraal and Mission Vao, Darth Talon, and Many More in Twi'leks Gone Wild. That'll be the day. -SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla anakinsolo canon lucas luke revan tfn) % Before I open the "Stupid bots are driving me insane!" topic in the Senate Hall, I must ask: Did Nebulax post it? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Always a thrill to have the voice of old Ben guiding Luke from the netherparts[/quote] [doh!] Netherworld. Nether parts . . . well, let's just say Ben's got no business down there. -Ataro_Soresu and Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (allegiance luke obi-wan tfn) % Luke: Father, this is an unexpected surprise... Anakin: You may dispense with the pleasantries son. I'm here to put you back on schedule. Luke: I assure you, Cade will be a Jedi on time. Anakin: Katarn does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation. Luke: But he asks the impossible, I need more charisma. Anakin:Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives. Luke: *shaken* Katarn is coming here? Anakin: That is correct, my son, and he is most displeased with your apparant lack of progress. Luke: *worried* I shall redouble my efforts. Anakin: I hope so, son, for your sake. Katarn is not as clean shaven as I am... - Corusca_One -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin cade kyle luke tfn) % RE: Characters that certain authors don't get. Lucas: Anakin and Padme. :p - Ashandarei -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin lucas padme tfn) % Jacen's portrayal in Traitor clashed with all continuity by erroneously portraying him as an interesting character with depth. -DarthSanctimonious -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen stover tfn) % "I will make it canon." - Leland Chee -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % You guys have done a poor job profiling SuperShadow. All you do is post information from his web site. How come you guys don't have any personal information about SS? Are you all tards? -Unsigned comment by 65.57.106.54 (talk � contribs). *Why are you back? And, we're an encyclopedia, not a news agency - we don't call him up and ask him. We work with what we're given, which, as of now, is his website. And why do you constantly have to be a tard, too? Jorrel Fraajic 14:35, 9 February 2007 (UTC) **Since you're such a big fan of SS, why don't you do us the honours? -- I need a name (Complain here) 14:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC) (IRC) I find it ironic that he complains that we don't have any personal information about a guy who calls himself SuperShadow on the talk page for an article titled Mickey Suttle -- Wookiee' QDB (irc supershadow) % [quote][quote][quote]If you had the ability to wipe from existence one thing from the EU that just seems out of place, in bad taste, or completely ridiculous what would it be? [/quote] Minimalism.[/quote] Maximalism.[/quote] But minimal IS maximal! [tongue] -Zebra3 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % And the screams of tortured articles will echo across the mountains for days on end. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I love you, Artoo. --Imp 18:50, 8 February 2006 (UTC) * Beep beep boop! - R2-D2 18:58, 8 February 2006 (UTC) * What do you mean you don't swing that way? :p--Fade 11:33, 9 February 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo wookieepedia) % also less people use Zeldapedia like a few thousand times less that's "fewer" people! "people" is a countable noun ... I love it when non-native English speakers correct an American's grammar. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:48] Ataru: Now, the question is: Do we accept Jan Duursema's word on her characters' saber forms? [18:48] Ataru: Namely: Aayla "Look at me, I'm blue and dead" Secura and Quinlan "Quasi-dark side dreadlocked dude" Vos -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc vos) % [quote]Sio Bibble is 'striking' to protest the invasion; how do you 'strike' when you're in a prison camp?[/quote] The untold story of Sio Bibble's hunger strike? -Rogue1-and-a-half and ThrawnRocks -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn tpm) % Stradleyism: The act of dismissing an element of canon altogether on grounds of it being "stupid", without taking the effort to do something interesting with it. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc stradley) % Pena's the best. Taking unlicenced stuff. Maybe he looks through the Wookiee from time to time... Since we all know that the Holocron is as much use as tits on a bull. -- Wookiee' QDB (abel holocron irc) % And Shaak Ti never really died. still dead she had 2 deaths filmed The 2 filmed endings cancelled each other out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I did noticed Qui-Gon seems to make friends with almost any lifeform, something which Obi-Wan always seemed to criticize him for. Qui-Gon: I HAVE NEW FRIENDS. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qui-gon) % Nothing will sap one's enthusiasm for a fandom than actively participating in it, it seems. -Silly Dan 13:20, 5 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % The Yuuzhan Vong weren't evil, they were just misunderstood. Tsavong Lah was a sensitive guy who got picked on in school. -DarthSanctimonious -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn vong) % that would require a bot Or a Nebulax. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hi, I'm Starkiller1996 *** Starkiller1996 has quit Hi, I'm Xwing328 :p Hi, I'm Jorrel I make new friends SIGN MY LIST GUEST SIGN MY SIGN SPACE May the force be with ours, always. * Xwing328 apoligizes for any who take offense at our cruel humor :P * Jorrel doesn't care. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Hold on, Didn't I invent Bastarve? :-) [/quote] No, you're just "A Bastarve Like That". Charlemagne19 and Corran_Fett -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Now all they need is a continuity director named "Leland Cheese." :-P Atarumaster88 (Audience Chamber) 03:02, 15 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (chee parody wookieepedia) % But...it's such a sexual ship. Oh, no, wait, that's the Invisible Hand. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % All should be right now or as right as it ever gets in here -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % FU. Greatest acronym ever -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LucidFox has joined #wookieepedia Do you think the Furlings are Ewoky enough to mention in List of references... ? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % When they met, Jaina was like "look, Mommy, a poor person! Can we keep him?" And thus was born a beautiful relationship. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jaina zekk) % Memory Alpha's articles will always be bigger than ours. Star Trek has alot more detail that Star Wars. Take a look at their Galaxy class ship article! We'll never be able to get past the size of some of their articles! --24.247.124.158 15:09, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % And it's a cannon. Canon doesn't go boom. <...> Canon goes boom if Randy Stradley has anything to say about it -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc stradley) % (Gonk): we've quite obviously not met I'd like you to take a look at the Jean-Luc Picard article I made on the Wookieepedia Interesting way of introducing yourself. "Hi, I'm Jaymach. I make wacky pages that piss everyone off." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % RE: Three new darths Darth Karnage? Darth Kruhl? What next? Darth Kombat? FINISH THEM! - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (darth tfn) % We link to CUSWE to show readers how much better we are. -- Wookiee' QDB (cuswe irc) % Sometimes it seems every other sentence in here is sarcastic/sardonic/facetious/humorous. Surprising, is it not? I think you owe Tim Zahn a nickel for using the word "sardonic." Point. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % do we know for sure that Twi'leks have nipples? Uh, yeah, Oola. It's G-canon. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc twilek) % "Ewokian", 3dot? *4 :-p What the f*** is a three dot elipsis? Jesus! Wow, I don't think I've ever seen a typo that glaring. :P Man, the 3 is right next to the 4!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Welcome to the circus! Over here, Boba Fett escapes the sarlacc again and again...against all odds! In this tent, watch Kyle Katarn steal and re-steal the Death Star plans he has stolen and misplaced oh so many times. Careful in front of the big tent. Two Jedi academy ships names Chu'unthor crashed in that exact same spot on separate occasions. Alas, poor Pernicar. Most die but one death. - DarthSanctimonious -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % RE: "There's something familar about this place" - Discussing D?j? eu Does "I'm such a genius! I'll go into the Dark to save the Light! How come none of the other Jedi have tried that before? They're such boneheads." count? - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % How about "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny...Well, unless you're Ulic Qel-Droma, or Juhani, or Revan, or Bastila, or Quinlan Vos, Asajj Ventress, or Anakin, or Luke, or Kyle Katarn, or Mara Jade, or Rosh, or Kam Solusar, or... You know what? Scratch that. You can come back from the dark side if you want, just be sure to pick up a burger for me on the way." - darth_Boba -- Wookiee' QDB (darkside kyle tfn) % So if an author writes "like a bat out of hell," I get to write entries for bats and hell? Enochf 08:24, 4 February 2007 (UTC) * The way Wookieepedia is going now, probably so. Which is exactly the problem. 71.203.209.0 09:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Bantam gave us Waru, Lucasarts gave us Katarn, and Dark Horse gave us the hat. All Del Ray gave us was a purple chicken. - darth_Boba -- Wookiee' QDB (hat kyle tfn waru) % [Force Persuade] You saw nothing. Move along. [Failure] I saw it all! I shall stay here! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mindtrick) % That's it. I'm deleting Windows now. * LucidFox has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)) Guess Windows fought back. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Xerxes the Great, the most notable real-world figure to hold the name, ruled the Persian Empire about 2450 years prior to the release of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. -- Wookiee' QDB (anh wookieepedia) % The Jacen you loved, gone he is, consumed by Darth Who. - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn) % [16:39] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cannon [16:41] Cannon go boom! [16:41] Cannon go boom! [16:41] Canon go boom too, if you're Randy Stradley or Karen Traviss. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc stradley traviss) % Did you just add BETA next to Wookieepedia? yes Well, it screwed up the Wookieepedia. I fixed it though. ummm...adding is considered fixing? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % consider it american laziness just like me not capitalizing American there -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * sannse tries picking the button for /ban/ and not /admin/ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.decipher.com/starwars/cardlists/premiere/dark/images/organasceremonialnecklace.gif Dude, Queen Breha so needs to be wearing that thing next time we see her. Queen Breha needs to be wearing less, not more, the next time we see her she could be wearing only the necklace? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % All vong look like they've had some issues with retainers. and skin cream and nosejobs and Rogaine -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vong) % The last thing we need is a Wikis For Dummies book We don't want dummies knowing how things work but then they would cease to be dummies True. And we'd be in an officially liscenced product. Darth_Culator> Jaymach: If Wookieepedia is in a book, does that make us ambiguously canon? -- Wookiee' QDB (book irc wookieepedia) % JorrelFraajic> I still look geeky. hey we're all geeks Just minus the braces. -- Wookiee' QDB () % IRC is LAME. I prefer the wiki over IRC. * Ataru has kicked Jack_Phoenix from #wookieepedia (Ataru) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Form V: Shien / Djem So - That scene from "The Untouchables" where Robert De Niro beats people with a baseball bat. Jwebb13HoloNet 05:03, 14 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (lightsaber wookieepedia) % This ist the "Morfference? No, this is the Inflatable Forklift comittee. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % 4dot: in tribute to this Mofference, your next Wookieecast should be constantly interrupted by unidentifiable people asking "What did I miss?" and "Hey, an Ewok Jedi would be cool!" etc. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference wookiee-cast) % *** Azzt_Rhell was kicked from #wookieepedia by Cull_Tremayne [for even thinking about insulting me. :P] *** Azzt_Rhell [i=4cb33ad5@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-57b06ef25a61fd63] has joined #wookieepedia My butt is starting to hurt. Cull, please stop. Please. LOL Out. Of. Context. Hilarity. DC, you have a very dirty mind. * Cull_Tremayne has no comment. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hey man, I swung over to the mofference on wookieeopedias IRC, and this is what they said. Coulator, said that we should get rid of the KOTOR wiki. I am pretty sure it was cutlater, or something like that, but anyway, just thought i would let you know. Marcus Fenix (contact the COG) -- Wookiee' QDB (kotorwiki) % [23:33] The4dotelipsis: I'll give you a list of things I hate right now for future reference. Pay attention now. [23:33] Havac: Does LO realize his quit message cuts off? [23:33] *** LO|away has joined #wookieepedia. [23:34] *** LO|away is now known as Lord_Oblivion. [23:34] jSarek: WB LO. [23:34] The4dotelipsis: Anthony Mingella films. [23:34] jSarek: brb [23:34] The4dotelipsis: 4:3 Aspect Ratio [23:34] Lord_Oblivion: Four Dot: Are you a lonely man? :P [23:34] The4dotelipsis: 4:3 Aspect Ratio stretched to 16:9 [23:34] The4dotelipsis: Being lonely. [23:34] The4dotelipsis: LOTR [23:34] Havac: Yes. Because Fourdot hates people. [23:34] The4dotelipsis: Nerds reciting Monty Python skits [23:34] The4dotelipsis: Havac at the moment. [23:35] Havac: Screw you. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Complexities of Computers. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Facists. [23:35] Jaymach: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066 470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596 446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712 0190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700 660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053 0548820466521384146951941511609 [23:35] Lord_Oblivion: Screw you all! [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Crypto-Facists [23:35] Lord_Oblivion: :P [23:35] Havac: Are those people who like faces? [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Neo-Facists. [23:35] Havac: I hate people who can't spell. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Crypto-Neo Facists. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Cabals. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Jack [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Hating Jack [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Hating myself for hating Jack [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Realising that I don't hate Jack, I pity him. [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Talk Pages [23:35] supergeeky1: (Still slobbering) [23:35] The4dotelipsis: Redemption. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: IE. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Firefox. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Safari. [23:36] Jaymach: the pity goes away after a while and gets replaced with more hate [23:36] The4dotelipsis: The English Patient. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: American English. [23:36] Lord_Oblivion: Anger leads to hate [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Americans. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: White People. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Spike Lee on a bad day. [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Baseball [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Basketball [23:36] The4dotelipsis: The Pope [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Religion. [23:36] Lord_Oblivion: I hate most non-me Americans [23:36] The4dotelipsis: Myself. [23:37] The4dotelipsis: KJA [23:37] The4dotelipsis: KJA [23:37] The4dotelipsis: KJA [23:37] The4dotelipsis: People who diss Laurence Olivier. [23:37] Lord_Oblivion: I hope to become a Canadian [23:37] Jaymach: I'm off into WoW world agian [23:37] The4dotelipsis: Finding out that your idol was a homosexual and the repercussions to your psyche. [23:37] The4dotelipsis: Canadians. [23:37] Jaymach: catch you all later :) [23:37] The4dotelipsis: World of Warcraft. [23:37] Lord_Oblivion: Screw you [23:37] The4dotelipsis: Fantasy. [23:37] The4dotelipsis: Science Fiction. [23:37] The4dotelipsis: Literature in general. [23:38] Lord_Oblivion: Men [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Planet of Twilight. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Out of Africa. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Men. [23:38] Lord_Oblivion: Other men [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Women. [23:38] Havac: Culator, kick him now. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Hyperinclusionist fanwankers. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Neuters. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Being kicked. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: IRC. [23:38] Lord_Oblivion: Why should he? [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Cabals. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: KJA [23:38] Lord_Oblivion: This is ausing [23:38] Lord_Oblivion: *amusing [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Bevel Freaking Lemlisk. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Rounded edges. [23:38] The4dotelipsis: Sharp edges. [23:39] Havac: Because it would frustrate him, which is amusing. [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Pineapple on Pizza. [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Dr. Pepper [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Monkeys named after Donkeys [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Plumbers [23:39] supergeeky1: (Still slobbering) [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Ticket Inspectors. [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Nurses. [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Nuns. [23:39] Lord_Oblivion: So, everytime you open your eyes you are filled with hate? [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Admins [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Oral hygene. [23:39] The4dotelipsis: Gene Wilder. [23:39] supergeeky1: You don't hate me do ya? [23:39] *** The4dotelipsis has left #wookieepedia. [23:40] *** The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia. [23:40] Lord_Oblivion: Four Dot has gum disease [23:40] The4dotelipsis: Anyone who isn't Jewish. [23:40] The4dotelipsis: Being kicked again. [23:40] The4dotelipsis: Music [23:40] The4dotelipsis: 2001 [23:40] Lord_Oblivion: I thought you hated religion [23:40] Darth_Culator: Nobody disses pineapple on pizza. [23:40] The4dotelipsis: People who tihnk the suns shines out of Tarantino's ass. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Anyone who's never heard of William Wyler. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Whoever decided to butcher Mankiewicz' Cleopatra. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: The word Triumverate. [23:41] Lord_Oblivion: Republicans [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Spelling. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Democrats. [23:41] Lord_Oblivion: Democrates [23:41] The4dotelipsis: People on the left wing. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: People on the right wing. [23:41] supergeeky1: (Slobbering again) [23:41] The4dotelipsis: People who arent me. [23:41] Havac: You can go ahead and hate Triumverate, because there's no such thing. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Slobbering. [23:41] The4dotelipsis: Dribbling. [23:42] Lord_Oblivion: The fact that I'm not a dictator [23:42] The4dotelipsis: Going to all this trouble and not having it in the QDB. [23:42] The4dotelipsis: Strong Christians. [23:42] supergeeky1: (supergeeky1 drowned in his own saliva puddle) [23:42] The4dotelipsis: Weak Cristians. [23:42] The4dotelipsis: Nicolass Cage. [23:42] The4dotelipsis: Orlando Bloom [23:42] The4dotelipsis: DVD packaging. [23:43] Havac: Oh, I'm there on that one. [23:43] Havac: DVD packaging is a bitch. [23:43] The4dotelipsis: DVD cover art. [23:43] The4dotelipsis: Del Rey's cover art. [23:43] The4dotelipsis: The fact that the Japanese Cover Art is awesome. [23:43] supergeeky1: The Holiday Special for me! [23:43] The4dotelipsis: Dark Horse. [23:43] The4dotelipsis: Stradleyism. [23:43] Lord_Oblivion: LucidFox should copy this rant to the qdb [23:43] The4dotelipsis: The Holiday Special. [23:43] jSarek: I give up trying to catch up. He's typing faster than I can read them. [23:44] *** Darth_Culator is now known as Culator|Away. [23:44] The4dotelipsis: Sourcing. [23:44] The4dotelipsis: Not sourcing. [23:44] Lord_Oblivion: Slow reader? [23:44] Havac: Not a reader, period. [23:44] The4dotelipsis: GrandAdmiralJello and Anti-Wook friendds. [23:44] Lord_Oblivion: Hypocrits [23:44] Havac: He just fakes his responses and gets lucky. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Roman Polanski. [23:45] jSarek: Okay, maybe not faster than I can read, but every time the screen scrolls a little and I lose my place and I get started again, in time for him to add another one and for me to lose my place again. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: People who are irked by Borat. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Newman! [23:45] The4dotelipsis: The concept of the vacuum cleaner.. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Spelling and punctuation. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Jasca Ducato [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Being incorrect. [23:45] The4dotelipsis: Being correct. [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Not kicking KJA in the side of the head. [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Mormons. [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Morons. [23:46] jSarek: How about trying to name things you LIKE? [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Marilyn Moron. [23:46] Lord_Oblivion: He can;t [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Being asked to name things I like. [23:46] The4dotelipsis: Julie Andrews [23:46] supergeeky1: I don't why you just don't kill yourself! [23:46] Lord_Oblivion: Cause he hates suicide [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Emilo Estevez [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Suicide [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Smoking [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Drugs [23:47] jSarek: Would you hate it if Emilio Estavez committed suicide? [23:47] The4dotelipsis: People who think they're cool for doing the above 4. No, 5. [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Charlie Sheen. [23:47] Lord_Oblivion: Yes he would [23:47] The4dotelipsis: KJA [23:47] supergeeky1: Martin Sheen? [23:47] jSarek: Doin Emilio Estevez? Who thinks they're cool for doing THAT? [23:47] The4dotelipsis: Money. [23:48] The4dotelipsis: People who suggest Martin Sheen for a list of things that I hate. [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Peter Finch, except for when he's acting. [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Orson Welles. [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Citizen Kane. [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Christopher Lee [23:48] Lord_Oblivion: Now he's going to say Martic Sheen [23:48] Lord_Oblivion: *Martin [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Richard Donner post-1978 [23:48] The4dotelipsis: Martic Sheen [23:49] supergeeky1: Emilio Esteves' ex-wife Paula Abdul? [23:49] The4dotelipsis: The fact that I'm not Jewish, and therefore, not funny. [23:49] supergeeky1: Simon Cowell? [23:49] supergeeky1: Randy Jackson? [23:49] supergeeky1: Ryan Seacrest? [23:49] jSarek: supergeeky: I figured she was his ex-wife for a reason. [23:49] The4dotelipsis: American Idol [23:49] supergeeky1: That dude that was only on Season 1 [23:49] The4dotelipsis: Australian Idol [23:49] The4dotelipsis: Laughter. [23:49] The4dotelipsis: Smiling. [23:49] The4dotelipsis: Children [23:50] The4dotelipsis: Cheerios [23:50] The4dotelipsis: Fruit Loops [23:50] Lord_Oblivion: I hate those too [23:50] The4dotelipsis: Not winning WOTM. [23:50] supergeeky1: I LOOOOOVE Fruity Pebbles! [23:50] Lord_Oblivion: Bah [23:50] The4dotelipsis: Whatever the hell they are. [23:50] The4dotelipsis: New Zealand [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Physical Activities. [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Having a gut. [23:51] Lord_Oblivion: ... [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Getting fit. [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Having my pants fall down. [23:51] Lord_Oblivion: That happened to me once... [23:51] The4dotelipsis: The French [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Family Guy [23:51] The4dotelipsis: Seth McFarlane in general [23:52] Lord_Oblivion: American Dad [23:52] The4dotelipsis: People who say that Family Guy is the best show ever. [23:52] The4dotelipsis: American Dad [23:52] The4dotelipsis: People who diss Futurama [23:52] supergeeky1: The Simpsons are good! [23:52] The4dotelipsis: People who have never heard of Laurence Olivier. [23:52] supergeeky1: So is King of the Hill! [23:52] The4dotelipsis: The fact that Laurence Olivier only won one Oscar. [23:52] jSarek: Laurence Olivier . . . wasn't he the guy who was totally out-acted by Christopher Lee? [23:52] Lord_Oblivion: People who start to get repetetive... [23:53] The4dotelipsis: The dint on my head from headbutting jSarek. [23:53] The4dotelipsis: KJA. [23:53] The4dotelipsis: That's it. [23:53] Lord_Oblivion: Kuralyov [23:53] The4dotelipsis: I love Kura. He's quite a useful bot. [23:53] * Lord_Oblivion holds tongue [23:53] supergeeky1: THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:53] The4dotelipsis: Overuse of exclaimation points. [23:54] The4dotelipsis: The use of LOL. [23:54] The4dotelipsis: That's really it. [23:54] supergeeky1: Errrrrrr! [23:54] Lord_Oblivion: Finality [23:54] The4dotelipsis: Don't push it, kid. [23:54] supergeeky1: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:54] supergeeky1: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:54] supergeeky1: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:54] supergeeky1: Take that! [23:54] The4dotelipsis: The fact that I can't wring this kids neck is vying its way onto my list. [23:55] Lord_Oblivion: That IS really annoying [23:55] supergeeky1: Sorry, just making a joke! [23:55] The4dotelipsis: Everything else, I'm impartial too. [23:55] The4dotelipsis: *to. [23:56] jSarek: Except Lawrence Olivier, which I'm guess climbs to a position slightly more liked than impartial? [23:56] * Lord_Oblivion uploads a list of everything he hates and crashesthe who;e damn Net [23:56] The4dotelipsis: Oh yeah. Olivier is the bomb. [23:56] The4dotelipsis: Addendum: People who misspell Olivier's first name. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Jedi Code and Sith Code in Real Life...... The Jedi would be equivalent to http://static.flickr.com/26/91840311_4a240bd696.jpg - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi sith tfn) % Luke: Master Yoda, you told me that dark side corrupts one's very features. Is this true? Yoda: What? Think you born green I was? Hmm? Luke: So... you once fell to the dark side? Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you? Luke: What? Yoda: Pick on little green men, heh! Chuckle at balding aliens, you do! Luke: Master Yoda, what are you talking about? -- Wookiee' QDB (darkside irc luke yoda) % ????????????????????????????????????????????????? DeamonHedgehog: there are other keys on a keyboard other than these: Shift / -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:22] Ozzel: Either he's lying, and he did make sockpuppets, or he's telling the truth, and he actually had his mother vote for his wiki. [23:22] Ozzel: Either way, that is just sad. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It would figure that Kyle is impotent. It's beside the point if he is. The Bryar pistol does the job. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % Alright, AdamDeanHall's G-canon boner is starting to scare me now -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc) % [18:50] -->| TheCoolestDude (i=0ca9f66b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-7d9afb28984aaf63) has joined #wookieepedia [18:50] <--| TheCoolestDude has left #wookieepedia (requested by Jaymach: "We won't have any liars in here!") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Gonk! *Gonk pokes InflatedForklift with a needle. *InflatedForklift deflates. InflatedForklift is know known as DeflatedForklift. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % They made a toy lightsaber that vibrates. This is so wrong. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lightsaber) % We've had anons asking how Chewbacca was killed by a moon :P Tell them he was killed by a Muun. LO: Those anons are so stupid, with their "A moon can't kill a person!!1!!!11!" If it collides with the planet, yaeh, it can Attichitcuk asked the same thing. :-p I bet his life insurance didn't even cover "acts of moon" -- Wookiee' QDB (chewbacca irc njo) % Just use the magic words - "I would like your help making this file compy with Open Standards." The only way to get his help faster is to say "I have a furry foxgirl who would like your help in making this file comply with Open Standards." -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc) % JF is everyone's QDB crony. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % That "sexual stereotyping" article seems to imply that there's something wrong with artists putting giant breasts on their heroines and villainesses. How can that be? I see nothing wrong with it it gives women something to work towards :) lol -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % Jacen, stroking his mustachios, tries to blow up the Millennium Falcon. Since this is a paperback, he fails. - from DarthSanctimonious' Tempest summary -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf tfn) % Freedon_Nadd, I hate stereptypes Freedom_Nadd stereotypes At least you spelt "I" right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Many sources say this should be deleted. [citation needed] - Lord Hydronium 10:14, 27 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Mas@1 and Idej knight actually listened to my suggestions! Really? did you suggest they roll over and die? Too much to hope for. People like that live to be 100. Just to spite the universe. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:16] JorrelFraajic: Wow. [10:16] JorrelFraajic: Mount Sorrow's an FA now. [10:17] Jaymach: indeed [10:18] JorrelFraajic: That's... really weird. [10:18] JorrelFraajic: I need to congradulate Fourdot now. [10:19] Jaymach: you could congratulate him too [10:20] Culator|Hereish: He'd prefer that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spelling) % There's a perfectly logical explantion for Boba being five different people. Only Kyle Katarn himself can contain so much awesomness and remain a single entity. Over the years with the EU adding to his backstory and mad skilz Boba got so awesome he had to become multiple characters. - Kenobi_Kid -- Wookiee' QDB (boba kyle retcon tfn) % Man, I don't know if I like the Anakin-Padme wedding pic representing the entire human species. Not the best representatives, huh? precisely Yes, a hot chick and a cyborg wizard are perfect representatives of humanity. Padm? herself is still a fine human specimen, though. Agreed. yeah "well-toned stomach" -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc padme) % Hi, I'm Starkiller 1996 Yes, we know. Who ims the fourdotelepses? But, uh, no one. Not to my knowledge. Ims not hapy at the ''Wookiecast" I can understand why. Are yous the fourdotelipsess? ... What does your heart tell you? Ims Starkiller1996 Anyway, I must apologise, because, you see, I have never heard you in real life. So I had to go on an assumption. Thees whats my hart says. What? Im says "Star Trek smells" toos. * Ataru is totally confused * Karohalva is too. That is indeed a vindictive viewpoint Mr. Starkiller, but you must understand, it was all for the love of entertainment. And, Starkiller, I have never heard a Salvadorean in real life. You understand the difficulty of course. the fordotelepis.. Im very unhappys with what you mad mee. So, naturally, I concocted a false accent. Not designed to offend, rather, to be a placeholder for the time in which a more accurate representation of your good self could be inserted into the show. Do you really think he's going to understand that? Yous maked funn of me. Salvadorean? That's San Salvador, isn't it? Drop an inflatable forklift on him. No, no, I gave you a veiled shout-out. Different. Si, Ims from San Salvador. O. OK. If I wanted to offend you, we would be hiding the razors. See? Ims still makes new friends!. That is true. When folk here want to insult, they do it so bad that it is obvious. I know. I was advertising your friend making gambit. You know, it's really fun to make fun of people by being them Maybe next time I'll research your voice and make the performance more believeable, if only for you. May the force be with ours! *** Starkiller1996 is now known as JorrelFraajic Hah hah hah! That's superb. Man, it's hard to misspell words on purpose. Thank you, 4dot. -- Wookiee' QDB (impersonation irc) % .... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % How the hell do you "revive" a robot? How can a robot be "half-dead"? Somebody was thinking down to Dave Manak's level right there. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc manak mountsorrow) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pants "Most male humans wear them". Implying most female humans don't? lol I'm moving to the SW galaxy, folks. Me too Also implying there are male humans who don't? Hm I suppose loincloths and kilts make up some of the difference, but not cool. Not cool. There are bound to be some crazy exhibitionists in the star Wars galaxy I find your lack of pants disturbing. Han will get those pants down. We've got to give him more time. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc pants sexuality) % Skirts are better than pants, from a certain point of view. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc pants) % Bah! TOS has released a podcast. Screw them. I did it first. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Who thinks that Traviss might end up writing a Hand of Judgement novel. We know she has experience in commando squads(good or bad acording to you prefrence). To me she would fit to write a novel about them. I personally like the Hand of Judgment and would like to see more of them.[/quote] She would also retcon them to be Mandalorians. She would also retcon them to miss their fathers. She would also retcon them to be related to characters from her other works. No thanks. - The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (mandalorian tfn traviss) % Image:Twi'lek lovers.jpg has a home in Heat storm, and no, it is not as erotic as you think it is. - Gonk 19:09, 28 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % I was actually tempted to rename "no original research" to "no Saxtonites", but it would probably be too much effort It's not original research, it's called "Watching the damn movie." It's what WEG should have done. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % I give Nebs 3 days. I thought he was down to 1 He can't resist He did say last time that he quit for good. The Wiki calls to him I'm just a darned nice guy, I guess He will never be rid of his need for it. I'm nice, until you get to know me... He hates and loves the Wookieepedia, as he hates and loves himself. Is this Nebulax or Gollum? qdb? cue Requiem for a Dream soundtrack -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % No, no, no. Op Tnu. He wouldn't be able to do anything. /kcik Havik "I don't get why it doesn't work." Or more realistically, "i dunt gett y it deosint werk" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Since Njolgai missed it, I will recap the comments. 1. Oh my god. Mara is going to die in Sacrifice. She will be the Sacrifice. 2. Oh my god, why doesn't she look her age. She is like, 60 and looks 30. 3. I want to make sweet love to that book cover. 4. Why isn't she in Jedi Robes? She's too old for tight leather. 5. The Tight Leather makes me want to make sweet love to that book cover. 6. This is such a plot hole, Obi-Wan, Owen, and Beru looked really old at the same age. 7. I did not want to make sweet love to Beru. Well, maybe in AoTC. 8. I hate Mara Jade. 9. Why is everyone so down on Mara Jade. 10. No Jedi Robes? Does this mean Traviss is going to make her a Mandalorian? 11. Yeah! A hot mandalorian in Tight leather. I want to make sweet love to that book cover. 12. Who cares? Star Wars novels have not been good since 1997. It makes no sense for Jacen to be on the Dark Side. He is nothing like he was when he was 10. 13. No way am I going to pay $27 for a Hardcover book. 14. I'd pay $27 for this hardcover......only because I want to make sweet love to it. 15. OMG! This must mean BEN is Darth Krayt!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf mara tfn traviss) % =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv STOP that! =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv lol Ataru hates powah! <--| Jaymach has left #wookieepedia (requested by Ataru: "Guilty") -->| Jaymach has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru * Ataru doesn't need POWAH! =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -ooo Ataru Jaymach Culator|Work by Ataru !haB =-= Mode #wookieepedia +ooo Ataru Jaymach Culator|Work by chanserv * sannse laughs =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru ooo! It's a power struggle =-= Mode #wookieepedia +oo Ataru sannse by chanserv but in the oddest sense A powerlessness struggle =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv * sannse has the best command for this... A powerless power struggle "I'm humble!" "No you're not!!" =-= Mode #wookieepedia -oooo Jaymach Ataru SillyDan Xwing328 by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -oooo Culator|Work Culator|Away sannse LtNOWIS by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia +oooo Ataru Jaymach Culator|Work sannse by chanserv lol I have a shortcut at /clearops :P =-= Mode #wookieepedia +oooo SillyDan Xwing328 LtNOWIS Culator|Away by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv and /clearvoices too =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia -vvvv Havac Lord_Oblivion GHe Culator|Away by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru Man versus machine =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv You can't win. =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv It's like Nebulax fighting Whistler. =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru Accept the POWAHH =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv * sannse wanders off again =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv umm? Whistler |<-- Jaymach has left freenode (Excess Flood) =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru =-= Ataru was booted from #wookieepedia by Xwing328 (Xwing328) How does tha help? I think it's stopped now -->| Jaymach has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Jaymach by chanserv =-= Mode #wookieepedia +v Havac by chanserv finally, op powers truly come in handy -->| NotAtaru has joined #wookieepedia =-= NotAtaru is now known as Ataru =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by chanserv GAAAAAHHH! * Ataru is leaving now. hahahaha =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru <--| Ataru has left #wookieepedia -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % * ChanServ gives channel operator status to jSarek LucidFox 'Allo Jaymach. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd echo his sentiments, but we only need one Vader in the room. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vader) % Y'know, like after a few bunker-busters, There Is No Kabul Thanks to C++ There Is No COBOL -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % is anyone going to update the FA? yes, I think Sikon is -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % * Liamb has joined #wookieepedia hi Hello * Liamb has quit (Remote closed the connection) Goodbye -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % This User has some profanity in his bottom infobox/userbox it says. This user thinks Mace Windu has had enough of these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane -216.211.66.52 * A few things: 1. Mike Kazz hasn't contributed in over 6 months...why are you picking on his page? 2. As a rule, I don't edit other people's userpages unless there is a pressing need. 3. Unless it's directed toward a fellow Wookieepedian, I see no need to censor profanity. Hell, I use it all the time myself (just not against other people). 4. You seem to be the only one who gives a fuck. Drop it now. - StarNeptune -- Wookiee' QDB (anons language) % I ficksed the Galaxies. The word "ficksed" looks vaguely vulgar. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc language) % Sikon and LucidFox- now there are two of them! Whoops. By the power of Greyskull... I have POWAH! * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Sikon * LucidFox (n=LucidFox@wikia/Sikon) has left #wookieepedia (requested by Sikon: ""This is not the Queen! She's a decoy!"") * Sikon is now known as LucidFox Begun, the Furry Wars have -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Good lord. Attack of the uncreative image names: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mtsorrow.JPG http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mt_Sorrow.jpg http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mt_Sorrow.JPG http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mount_Sorrow.jpg http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mount_Sorrow.JPG -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mountsorrow) % [16:13] POWAHH!!! UN-LIM-IT-ED POWAHH!!!!!! [16:14] It freaks people out when I adapt it to use in real life. [16:14] Like when I'm at a buffet restaurant with my family and I say "Pudding! Un-lim-i-ted pudding!" [16:15] DC: Wow. That's sorta . . . weird [16:15] I don't do it often. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % do you prefer MP3 or OGG? MP3 MP3 Ogg. Just to be contrary. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ataru> And it needs to be slowed down a little . . . . :-P * Ataru realizes that he just wrote a four dot ellipsis Wow. He'd be so proud. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fourdot: you should do a mando language segment on the WC. Trip: Awesome idea. And by Mando I mean random gibberish that you say is mando. Which is pretty much all Mando is. I'll do it. Just to alienate my 10 year old audience. --Later-- And now... Darth Nihilus goes to the DMV. Name? "wwhwhewhehwhwheooohowhehasossouwe" I'm sorry? Maybe he's speaking Mando. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian nihilus) % There is a page on this already--Wattamb2001 21:42, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC) *Then were is this other page? That page should have its info added here if this page is lacking information from the other page. Cmdr. J. Nebulax 22:16, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC) **Here-Republic Executive Directive 93021-84121--Wattamb2001 22:59, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC) ***No, that's something else. - Silly Dan 23:07, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC) ****What?! "Eats Ice cream":)--Wattamb2001 23:09, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB () % In the game star wars knights of the old republic how do you get Juhani? What planet?(Stalin Rules)....--Molotov 17:33, 7 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor wookieepedia) % hmm...I really didn't mean to stay out so long...damnable friends meeting up with me Those inconvenient bastards. Stupid real world. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Ataru removes channel operator status from Ataru * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Ataru * Ataru does not want to get into a fight with ChanServ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % LtNOWIS: Actually, a sword will work just fine against a lightsaber. Haven't you ever played KOTOR? SephyCloneNo15: Mhm, every sword, vibroblade, force pike, stun stick, and whathaveyou seem to be made out of Cortosis as of KOTOR. No wonder it's rare come Post-ROTJ. -- Wookiee' QDB (cortosis kotor tfn) % * LucidFox has joined #wookieepedia ...and then the Russian said to the bartender, -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (cur) (last) 01:32, 9 March 2007 Palpatine81 (Talk | contribs | block) ([http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=starwars/article/sw20031218wellspring] if you don´t expand any article do not tell this article is fanon and verify first and then expand, but you are the fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % I´m Very Confussed... San Salvador, El Salvador 12 Febraury 2007 Hi Super Shadow I´m Starkiller1996, i´m a Wookieepedian since 2006, and i are very confussed, my questions since the last year: 1. Who is the "REAL FATHER" of Anakin Skywalker? 1. Luke´s midichlorian count is similary of uor Father? Please contact me for any more questions; P.S: I make a new friends, sign me my SignSpace in my UserPage, Please Sincerelly, your "Friend": MTFBWUA. Starkiller1996Adidas F50+ 12 Febraury, 2007 (UTC) Please...please...please tell me this is a sick joke...if not, then I don't think the human race can take another idiot before finally collapsing.--RedemptionTalk 05:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC) Starkiller, do you understand what the article says. It recognizes SuperShadow as a liar.--Lord OblivionSith holocron 06:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC) For once I agree with redemption. This guy is such an idiot. Hopefully it was sick joke. Because what moron would ask supershadow up for help. He said he was Cin —Unsigned comment by 68.58.59.206 (talk • contribs). SS is beyond God. In essence, SS is God's mighty and more powerful big brother. —Unsigned comment by 65.57.106.15 (talk • contribs). -- Wookiee' QDB (supershadow) % Valin, if it's there, it's worthy of mention somewhere on this site. You forget - Wookieepedia is the *very definition* of hyperinclusionist fanwankery of the highest conceivable order, and we wouldn't have it any other way. jSarek 10:48, 10 November 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Cade: I saw him get cut down by Sith on Ossus. Vader: Oh... right...my bad. Uhh..... - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (cade tfn vader) % [quote]Very short [link=http://www.darkhorse.com/reviews/previews.php?theid=14-074&p=1]Preview[/link] is up.[/quote] But it's enough. Vader wants his pants back. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy pants tfn vader) % help i need stat boxes but i havent got that fox thing —Unsigned comment by 60.225.6.159 (talk • contribs). -- Wookiee' QDB (anons wookieepedia) % I figured out what could save the Legacy Era. Jaxxon? Close. Kyle Katarn Closer.... Waru Even closer..... Sun King & the season scepter! K'Kruhk Ozzel's almost there..... Luke Skywalker Mount Sorrow! OZZEL WINS! :-p A single tear is all it would take. They need to have that [link=http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/400]Vader vs. Cade fight over Cade's pants there.[/link] the crazy ass Marvel comics could only pull something so nutty Waru should come from his extra-demensional world too. Ewoks for that matter And then Kyle Katarn needs to come in and kick the crap out of everyone. That would save the Legacy Era. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle legacy marvel mountsorrow pants vader waru) % [quote]Either way, after reading the guesses here, I'm kicking myself that we didn't turn Porkins' vaccuum-frozen remains into Krayt... - Randy_Stradley[/quote] Oh, come on. Why do that when you could have him be a clone of the son of Porkins' long-lost Sith twin brother, raised by a Mandalorian Sith Twi'lek hottie smuggler with a quadruple-bladed black lightsaber and a Wookiee sidekick who helps her fly their billion-kilometer Super Star Dreadnought Destroyer? - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn) % Then how abou this: Krayt is Jacen's body, but with Threepio's malfunctioning behaviour core instead of a brain. That's why he is dying -he needs an oil bath. But a Krayt dragon ate the Lars' homestead, so now he's royally screwed -unless he can get Cade to turn him in to a real boy. - Obi-Wan-Lebowski -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn threepio) % And the introduction of midichloreans. The Force can be a mystical non-entity if it wants to be! They should have made midichlorians some crackpot theory of Qui-Gon's Yes. And the Force wanted him dead after introducing them. That's why he only lived one episode. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc midichlorians tpm) % And then eventually, the novel publishers will reach the LEGACY timeframe and have to decide if they want to incorporate it or work around it. Since Luke will still be alive in the novels, it will probably be a work around. - Jedimarine -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy luke tfn) % Apparently the "Thousand Fountains" look just like Obi-Wan's torso: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Room_of_a_Thousand_Fountains -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % You know what my skills are like in proffreading. - jfostrander -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [20:23] * Culator|Work cites a source only three people on earth have. [20:24] * Culator|Work calls this Jaymachian sourcing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LucidFox has joined the channel Aah! Remove. An intruder! From the outside! Kick the bureaucrat! 3. remove He's unvoiced. remove For a reason. Enter the bureaucrat! Remove. 6. Ataru voted remove; did you count that? 7. Consensus says REMOVE we're brutal here -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:13] The4dot|Powah: Next up: Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. [18:13] Havac: De-Saxtonization. <...> [18:16] The4dot|Powah: Next: Chiss <...> [18:18] Havac: It needs to be be de-McEwokified. -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss irc isd saxton) % There's a website of chat quotes? Yes. Oh crap I'd better shut up -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Yes, Palpatine did it all because of the Vong. And Revan never really fell. And there is no Dark Side. And Vader wasn't a true Sith Lord. Because every word out of a character's mouth is the absolute and unequivocal truth. --Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (palpatine tfn vong) % [quote]I don't know if there's any reason to believe Kruhl is going to die in this issue. Just because we haven't heard his name before doesn't mean he's a redshirt.[/quote] No, these Sith are redskins. - Rouge77 -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy sith tfn) % If LOTF follows the pattern established by Anakin's fall in the PT, what 4 Jedi do you think the authors will send to arrest Jacen? Again, this isn't "Who would you send?" because most of us would send Luke, Leia, Mara and Jaina and Jacen would get his *ss handed to him. -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen rots tfn) % [b][i]The Legacy Series finally comes to an end[/i][/b] [i]Cade, Antares and Sia are standing on a ship, staring out through a window and looking at another galaxy.[/i] [b]Cade:[/b] Well, I guess that's it. Peace. At last. Antares: Yes. [b]Sia:[/b] At last. [i]Suddenly, a huge alarm screeches throughout the entire ship.[/i] [b]Voice:[/b] ALL HANDS ON DECK! ALL HANDS ON DECK! [i]Cade goes for his comlink[/i] [b]Cade:[/b] What the kark is it? [b]Voice[/b]: A fleet just dropped out of hyperspace... a HUGE fleet. [b]Sia:[/b] What the hell? Have you made contact? [b]Voice:[/b] We've recieved only one transmission... you're not going to like it. [b]Antares:[/b] Well, how bad could it be? Give it to us. [b]Voice:[/b] Yes sir, we're patching you through. [i]For a long time, all hey hear is static and then, finally:[/i] [b]FOR MANDALORE![/b] - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy mandalorian) % [01:05] Ozzel: Please tell me they didn't get rid of the screencap function in the new version of Windows Media Player... [01:06] jSarek: Sounds like something they would dp. [01:06] jSarek: Err, do. Though DP is what they did to you in the process if they did. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anakin should've chosen a later time to go dark, so he'd have enough force points to protect himself or he should've killed Mace himself, without palpy doing the lightning, so he wouldn't have to share exp -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc) % you are supergeeky Did you know Chewbacca was really played by Dustin Hoffman, and he requested that my friend George let him say "Hey watch out! I'm Wookieein' here! I'm Wookieein' here!"? Did you know that Luke Skywalker never formed a New Jedi Order as they explained in the novels, he married a man once it became legal and moved to Mexico? Did you know that the man he married is Starkiller1996? I think we should just ban supergeeky from the channel because of this I was joking *** supergeeky1 has joined #wookieepedia *** SuperShado has quit [Remote closed the connection] man, that was just too easy I don't even have the power to ban you I should have known, nuts! The power to ban is insignifant next to the power of the IRC. *** Starkiller1996 has joined #wookieepedia Speaking of the devil nah, that's Oblivion -- Wookiee' QDB (impersonation irc supershadow) % Villie pleased that DelRey name book after [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Inferno]his ship[/link]. Villie hope he on cover of [i]Inferno[/i]. - Vilmarh Grahrk -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf tfn) % RE: Inferno Cover!!! [quote][i]Inferno[/i]: Luke Skywalker (He's alive, face it people he's not dead. Oh well we'll have a lot of whining soon)[/quote] You're right, it will be Luke: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/TonyS37/Inferno.jpg - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf luke tfn) % Here's a scene Stover puts in Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor. Warlord Shadowspawn: "My stormtroopers' blaster bolts will turn this night brighter than noonday! Fenn Shysa: "It won't be the first time I killed a man with the sun in my eyes." - browwiw -- Wookiee' QDB (mandalorian tfn) % #wookieepedia: [08:50] Sannse! What's a good word of the day? [08:51] oppression [08:51] ummm.... [08:51] tangerine [08:51] Ooh, I like Imp's. [08:51] only spelt right [08:52] *** Culator|Work changes topic to 'Phrase of the day: "tangerine oppression" | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: Eclectic, with an impending great purge, aka "happy fun cleanup project." | Channel status: There Is still No Cabal and never has been. Discussion of the nonexistent Cabal is prohibited. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies. -- Formatting: http://lucidfox.org/wp/new-qdb-formatting' [08:52] :-P #SWMwiki: [08:55] *** GreenTentacle changes topic to 'Word of the day: "mandarin freedom" | This area for rent | http://swmerchandise.wikia.com | If no one responds, no one's here. | тНéřè îś Йø ©ąвăŁ. | Site staus: Rounded | Channel status: Cabal free since February 19!' [08:56] LOL. [08:56] The anti-#wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Are we asking the wrong question about Krayt? He can't be a Vos, or he'd switch Force sides every other page - TwiLekJedi -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn vos) % he's a blob-like creature who thinks he's a god in The Crystal Star he almost kills Luke well everybody almost kills LUke -- Wookiee' QDB (irc waru) % RE: Who should kill Luke? (Possible LotF spoilers) Ben, in their next sparring session. [b]Luke:[/b] Try to make me ignite my saber. [b]Ben:[/b] You have a crystal in it this time right? [b]Luke:[/b] Sure [b]Ben:[/b] Uh, ok. [i]*they fight, Ben makes a sweep at his father's torso which would have forced him to ignite his blade, only... well, Luke lied. There's no crystal there. Ben cuts his father in half*[/i] [b] Ben:[/b] DAD! [b]Luke:[/b] I... regret... nothing! - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (ben lotf luke tfn) % RE: Who should kill Luke? (Possible LotF spoilers) Resurrected Darth Maul #5. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (luke maul tfn) % This website isn't about telling people facts it's about letting people express themselves and using their imagination to carry the Star Wars Banner another step of the way. -Carlisst -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss inq wookieepedia) % [quote][quote]That said, I'm expecting Antares to have some sort of family link to Krayt, given the whole "dragon" thing, and for some reason I get "half brothers! OMG!" vibes from him and Cade.[/quote] You're reading too much Paolini.[/quote] I'm probably reading too much of something Paolini ripped off. - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (non-sw tfn) % * LucidFox (n=LucidFox@84.237.120.114) has joined #wookieepedia Hello LucidFox.... for the fourth time.... * LucidFox has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) And he's gone. Again. Big surprise. Yeah, he's having serious connection issues. Clearly. Did I just put on a Ric Olie hat? I feel like I just put on a Ric Olie hat. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ric) % You have the appropriate sense of humour for adminship. I spell "humor" with a "u" for effect. You have the appropriate sense of spelling for Englishship. there's no need to insult him after he complimented you -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:38] LordHydronium: There's something almost poetic about a fanon page with bad formatting, spelling, grammar, and poor quality images [21:39] LordHydronium: It's like it's saying, "I have literally no redeeming value as a page." -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % Congratulations on being our first rollback-authorized editor. Powah! LIMITED POWAAAHHH! jSarek 05:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (powah wookieepedia) % [quote][quote]Yeah, [i]Legacy[/i] is anything but a rehash.[/quote] Now, if you add "of the Force" to it... [/quote] [i]Legacy[/i] is anything but a rehash of the Force? - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy lotf tfn) % I would like to request the addition of an article on the fan fiction character Rykrof Enloe fom the photo novels of Justin Cook. This character has become a classic on many of the starwars forums with an amazing set of chapters that continue to this day! The Soldier of virtue series can be found on yakface.com & rebelscum.com. Raziel871 15:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC) * No fan fiction. --Imp 15:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC) Yeah - thanks for that great piece of writing commie but whats this if it aint fan fiction http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Bryn_Fulcron maybe if you saw that the guy that makes these photonovels contributes more to the starwars legacy more than you ever will you'd reconsider such stupidly short answers Raziel871 00:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC) * That links is to a separate and independant wikipedia that is not affiliated with this one. We only deal with canonical information, whereas the swfanon deals with fanon. Check your urls. Imp was completely correct. --Eyrezer 00:37, 22 February 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon wookieepedia) % Is this the Mofference? Sure is I bid you all Dark Greetings! Bah! You're stealing Ataru's POWAHHH!!!! Do you think you can do this since you have rollback now, Ineedaname? You only have LIMITED POWAHHHH!!!! You're right, Jorrel I bid you all Slightly Less Than Light Greetings! How about dingy? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference powah) % I love it when anons try to get all lawyeristic. Because they're never smart enough to pull it off. -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc supershadow) % #Wookieepeda * Topic for #wookieepedia is: Word of the day: "booyah" | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: Execute Order . | Channel status: Nope, still no Cabal. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies | Check in at http://frappr.com/wookieepedia | Paste long text at http://pastebin.ca , not here #SWMWiki * Topic for #SWMWiki is: Word of the day: "boo-no" | This area for rent | http://swmerchandise.wikia.com | If no one responds, no one's here. | тНéřè îś Йø ©ąвăŁ. | Site staus: Rounded | Channel status: Cabal free since February 19! #Wookieepedia Culator: Did you see #SWMWiki's continued contradiction of #Wookieepedia's WotD? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I don't get the people who renamed Koros Major Empress Teta that would be like renaming the United Kingdom "King George" after WWII Sure, why not? Yeah, but Empress Teta was hot. Ah, well if she was hot enough to name a system after, then she needs to be featured more in SW media. Maybe they could pull a "Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor" on her. Although Jori Daragon was hotter. Then where's the Daragon system? Hot, but not important. It's the combination. So expect a Leia system to appear in Legacy. How about a "Jaina Solo in a bacta tank" system? O_o -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jaina legacy leia totj) % "I was killing dark Jedi before you were an ache in your father's crotch" - Kyle Katarn to Jacen Solo (Ulicus) -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % If we make an article for Luke's hand, I'm so making one for Kenobi's mole. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke obi-wan) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nagai_lazy_Martin_cruiser We could really increase Wookieepedia's article count Perhaps I'll start listing unnamed bug-eyed aliens from Al Williamson comics. Hey, with the way canon is going these days, these things will get names and info some time soon. Ozzel: That might actually be useful This, I'm less sure about lazy martin class looks like a bad drawing of a person raising their arms in confusion, all we need is a talk bubble saying "I have no idea what's going on." At last Saxton keeps his on one page LOL You are the fanon. I vote the next ship be named the highly confused cruiser -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % Mando thread its sidetracked to failed despots, Athens vs Sparta and Mandoes are teh Ghey in 2 pages -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian tfn) % LucidFox: are people confusing us with TFN somehow? no It makes no sense, we are two completely different totalitarian organisations! We don't have a completely different Cabal than they don't have. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc tfn) % Joker1138: Yes. He's been trying to change the images on the Nihilus and Sion pages with his Tnu-esque one-man consensus -- Wookiee' QDB (consensus irc) % "good good" (C) 4ABY Palpatine. I think it was 19 BBY Copyright was renewed. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % These men wore blue armor and were involved in a fight with Imperial Knights Ganner Krieg and Antares Draco. Nothing else is known about them. [h]Appearances[/h] * Star Wars Legacy 10: Trust Issues, Part 2 (cover art) -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy wookieepedia) % Jaymach's now a source. And a gay porn star. Who Obiwankenobi is a big fan of. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * StarNeptune1 has quit ("CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN!") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I am listening to their Podcast right now. If Wikipedia and Piratebay and some other major but not corporate websites all banned AOL entirely, what would happen? I'd like to find out. Me too It would Blow up AOL would lose some customers I wonder if a direct hit to the exhast port would destroy the station. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Jaymach: No I moved it to correct spelling No, you didn't 4dot CREATED the chatacter he CREATED the page at that name his character, his spelling 4dot said Darth Shecks-Deviant, not Dart Shecks-Devihant He actually said Darth Shecks-Devihant, heard him as clear as day He can spell it as Bob Dole if he wants, it's his character, he made the name -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % I wanna see an Ewok-Wookiee war. No, let me rephrase that. I wanna see the grisly *aftermath* of an Ewok-Wookiee war. If nothing else, it would be a great opportunity for 4dot to re-use Barber's Adagio for Strings -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc wookiee) % Think there will ever be e Wokiee Civil War Is that a Chinese Wookiee? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee) % I can't get into the blasted channel! You've been kicked out the Cabal. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % A small mofference For IRC regulars Where we arbitrarily decide new policies without informing everyone else or letting them participate -- Wookiee' QDB (consensus irc mofference) % Eyrezer> The CUSWE suggested he worked under him, but you'd have a better idea than I would. I like to include links to these kink of ppl if possible kink? :-P Now we know why he went to Exocron with Pollo and left his wife at home! ;-p -- Wookiee' QDB (cuswe irc voren) % KEEP: *Keep. It's a canon character. What the hell is this, ph? QuentinGeorge 23:52, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC) *keep. I put it up, but sorry I didn't realize it was real. sorry P.h 23:56, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)p.h *Keep, there's a link to the source right there, for pete's sake! How much more proof is needed? Close this early, admins, please. — Silly Dan 23:58, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (vfd) % RE: Does anyone else think that Yoda would make a great book? I don't think his skin is the right kind of leather. - Spike2002 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn yoda) % Yell my name if you need me Imp|zzz heh - he beat me this time :P I hate you :( lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % IS THIS THE MINI-MOFFERENCE? Yes, and I'm the Mini-Moff Yes, master. I bid you all Dim Greetings! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % There's a misconception among users that adminsip means a ton of responisbility and work It's actually just a set of new buttons. -- Wookiee' QDB (admin irc) % Imperialles> Alright, I'll keep mine as a reward for contributing for over 2 years Well, almost I thought at two years you get a tote bag A "This is a Mofference" coffee mug Where's my tote bag?! Lost in the mail. Ah crap T-shirts with Breathesgelatin's pic on them, I dunno Pens that say "Darth Culator would like to remember everyone that There Is No Cabal" -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % Look, up in the sky! It's a Kookaburra! It's a bush plane! It's FOURDOT! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % If this is kept...what's supposed to be done with the "appearances" list? Last I checked, "time" has been in literally every Star Wars story. Red XIV 06:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % There is a little known codicil in the Wookieepedia Policy... Jack, you are now on DOUBLE SECRET probation * Gonk|work would like to remind everyone that There Is No Skype Cabal. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc skype) % Hmmm, perhaps this is all headed towards Cade still being a Jacka$$, Wolf getting himself killed and telling Shado.. "There is.........another.......Sky.......Waaaallkaa." - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % * JorrelFraajic has left #Wookieepedia ("Leaving") * JorrelFraajic has joined #Wookieepedia what happened? Teaches me for pressing wrong buttons. * JorrelFraajic has left #Wookieepedia ("Leaving") * JorrelFraajic has joined #Wookieepedia ... Alright, so ctrl+w on XChat closes the window. I have to remember that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Tit I Tit you? But I barely know you! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Emmmmmm-per-orrrrrr... Palll-pa-tiiiiine... Heeee's annn eee-VIIILLL GUUUUUUU-uuuuyyyy..." Gonk, those lyrics for the Emperor's theme are perfect. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % I want a Marvel-style Nagai Force-user who controls people's dreams... named Mor Fyus. - Kaje -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % * LucidFox is now known as Nute_Gunray This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them! * Nute_Gunray is now known as LucidFox .... * Kalir has joined #wookieepedia LucidFox: Quit yo wacky namechanges, you. * Kalir has left #wookieepedia ("The Uncyclopedian has spoken.") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Kuralyov Objections 1. He's a bot. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council 19:38, 19 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [quote=FTeik]Crap, I alreay have the original four ICS-books. Now I have to spent money again as well as space on my bookshelves. Or I save myself the trouble and have to get my info from somewhere else. [/quote] Shh! Don't say things like that! [i]Darth_Culator (waves his hand):[/i] You don't need to worry about our copyright violations. This isn't the encyclopedia you're looking for. [i]Lucasfilm lawyer:[/i] We don't need to worry about their copyright violations. This isn't the encyclopedia we're looking for. [i]Darth_Culator (waves his hand some more):[/i] Wookieepedia and other fansites supplement the books, and make you want to buy [b]more[/b] of them. [i]Jedi Council Forum members (in unison):[/i] Wookieepedia and other fansites supplement the books, and make us want to buy [b]more[/b] of them. Good. That was a close one. - Darth_Culator -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % (Wookieepedia) (cur) (last) 00:06, 20 March 2007 Havac (Talk | contribs | block) (Sikon, you're making the children cry.) (IRC) Havac, you here? Yep. what did you mean by "you're making children cry"? A general, humorous way of saying that something is disturbing or unpleasant. Havac> so you fould the picture disturbing or unpleasant? :) It's nearly impossible to actually disturb me, of course. But it was creepy. Havac: What picture was this? Maddolis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Skype_is_the_wrong_way_to_go%2C_here%27s_an_alternative My god, you're making the children cry! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % England was a place of unknown location somewhere within the Galactic Empire. It was known as a producer of needles. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Sannse! When do we get our toys back? We promise we'll be good! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % So how come we only went up to 1.9.1? Because it took so long to do it that it's now obselete -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % LucidFox how come you have no page? no page? where? http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:LucidFox&action=edit -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % LudidFox is Sikon? * McEwok is now confused? yes * McEwok is tempted to pretend to be Jaymach. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * You have been kicked from #Wookieepedia by Jorrel|NotHere (Jorrel|NotHere) * Jaymach gives channel operator status to Jorrel|NotHere Yes, I kicked myself, simply because I don't know how to.... mwuahahahaha POWAH? Wow. * Jaymach removes channel operator status from Jorrel|NotHere This is like anti-Ataru -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % Bah, Kueller's too willing. Kueller? http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Star_Wars:_Battlefront_II&action=history I was thinking you were talking about the original Kueller. "I shall have the power of GrayskullThe Force and rule all of Eterniathe New Republic!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kueller) % Look........ Humans are not enslaved by the Rakatans. I dont Care what your Fool proof BOOK says. Go to dantooine on KOTOR where the droid is. THATS THE TRUTH. PERIOD! im not going to change your little article but you know the truth. trust me i am a Star wars EXPERT. Idiot. Sadly, he is not the capitalization EXPERT. -- Wookiee' QDB (book irc kotor) % Of course, I'll still object if the Erikisms are kept Imperialles> Erikisms? You know, the flowery prose original research sections LucidFox: "Was Palpatine great? Maybe. His plotting that may or may not have happened certainly one the day for his diabolically clever hamster" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % 23:29, 20 March 2007 Darth Culator (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "User:Darth Culator/monobook.css" (10. Deleted per author request) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Userbox: This user is opposed to the Inquisitorius. Oppose 2. What's next, "This user opposes MediaWiki 1.9.1?" —Gonk (Gonk!) 23:41, 20 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (inq wookieepedia) % * Jaymach has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) Bye, Jaymach! Jaymach is psychic, so he knows I said bye. (Throught the Force ;) No, psionics. If the Force was real, I'd have gone darkside a LONG time ago. You invented the dark side I'd go Dark Side in traffic (Force-choking the guy in front of me) "I find your lack of speed disturbing." -- Wookiee' QDB (darkside irc) % My little sister used to have a problem with the "tr" sound. Until she was 4 or so, she said a "fr" or just "f"sound instead. Wtf??????? So instead of "trick" it was "fick" or "frick." Instead of "tray" it was "fray" or "fay." It was very hard not to laugh when she said "truck." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * ChanServ gives channel operator status to LucidFox * ChanServ removes channel operator status from LucidFox ... oo...a ChanServ fight? they're always fun to watch ChanServ always wins ... * ChanServ has left #wookieepedia -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % (diff) (hist) . . m Human‎; 19:16 . . (-50) . . Green tentacle (Talk | contribs) (Reverted: sentence fragment) I am the Office paper clip. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Why was I being poked? Wait, that sounds bad out of context. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Quick, someone name a source which says the Executor was 19km Ultimate Visual Ency. INAN: the official site? Marvel Ewoks 7: The Perilous Laughing Spell "I've never seen anyone more worthy of my tears! You are a true hero, young Teebo. Take all the tears you want! Also, the Executor is 19km long!" -- Mt. Sorrow -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mountsorrow ssd) % Anakin gets too brutal too fast in the EU. Evil Anakin/Fuzzy Vader, I believe is the TFN term "And there was Anakin, torturing grasshoppers and kicking small puppies as usual" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I heard there's a site called Wookieepedia that's great for looking stuff like that up -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Best deity ever: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Solohan_the_Deciever I so need to read the Han Solo Adventures Best deity ever: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kyle_Katarn -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % "Well, in her career, she benefited the people of many worlds, and entered the folkloric cycles of several primitive cultures, where she often was merged with local historical figures or goddess-characters. Even today, educated immigrants from those cultures will write fictive cycles about her, some of them amazingly prurient." ―Movac Arisster on Aayla Secura [source: Betrayal] "We need a god to worship." "What about that Aayla chick, she's pretty hot." "Yeah, good enough." -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc lotf) % # 00:22, 16 March 2007 Imperialles (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked I need a name (contribs) (Begged on IRC) # 00:20, 16 March 2007 Imperialles (Talk | contribs | block) blocked "I need a name (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (Test) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Not only did Ataru steal Powah, but now he's got his "I'm the headmaster of teh mofference, I will kick you." attitude. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % What exactly does Rollback rights include? That's a quicker way to do reverts, I guess. Anything else? Thanks. -Fnlayson 22:48, 1 March 2007 (UTC) That's absolutely it. You still need an admin to delete, block, close votes, yell "I BID YOU DARK GREETINGS!" at Mofferences, etc., etc. —Silly Dan (talk) 22:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (mofference powah wookieepedia) % [b]Lemonade? I hate lemonade![/b] [i]Self explanatory. [/i] *Lord Oblivion Sith holocron 23:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC) *Damn lemonade. —Jaymach Ral'Tir (talk) 06:06, 2 March 2007 (UTC) *Does this count as a "Rollback? What's that?" vote? Red XIV 03:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Enough of your blasphemies! ChanServ will spite you... and smite you... and bite you... The things he can do to you that rhyme are endless. -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc powah) % you're updating the Thracken article? I demand you add info from Galaxies and the picture of Mr T Thracken Thrackan pities the fool! -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % I'm sorry, but I'm applying Atarumaster:Ignore All Jaymachs. It's a new policy I've come up with :-P I think you should propose a writeup on that, Ataru. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Although, in Truth, the CW cartoons were the recountings of Kyle Katarn's exploits, repainted as Clone Wars allegories, slowed down so that the human eye can capture said action, and toned down so that observers' heads would not explode from sheer awesomeness. -SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % "This user is Starkiller1996." <-- Best. Userbox. Ever. Yes... But... "This user supports Princess Leia" is not without its merits. "This user supports Princess Leia" should only be allowed for User:LeiasGoldBikini. Nothing else supports Leia. George Lucas himself saw to that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia) % Okay, I concede that the Firefox fox linked above is damn close to sufficient cause to convert to the Church of Furryism. The first one, that is. The more recent one is way too BESM for my tastes. How many hot (or attempted hot) Firefox chicks are people going to draw? Isn't the one that "scared the children" yet a third variant? yes there are LOTS of them http://firefoxy.vegard2.no/index2.html ... Aye carumba, that firefoxy page is still loading with foxgirl after foxgirl embracing a globe. Oh, to be home with my humble broadband. ... . . . and the nekkid firefoxes keep on loading . . . Holy kriff, Firefox cosplayers. Now I've seen everything. not yet :p * jSarek shoots himself like deleted figures from old Warner B -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc) % Ataru> Cull: That's the idea. Why fix something that isn't broke What exactly is your point? That's a courtesy of POWAAAAHHH! :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % RE: "...the last of the Jedi will you be." The easy answer to why Yoda said what he did is of course that if he said to Luke, "When gone i am, the last of the Jedi will you be...except all the others, not yet created by EU authors are they", it doesn't exactly motivate Luke to re-build the Order so much - Darth_Shpydar -- Wookiee' QDB (luke tfn yoda) % [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Words_of_wisdom]Wookieepedia:Words of wisdom[/link] A common complaint in online communities is that there are groups of users, usually longtime members of the community, who have all the power, make all the decisions, police the behavior of everyone else, and disclaim any responsibility for such actions — a cabal. IRC well, it's almost true, except we don't disclaim the responsibility :) I, for one, never do - I admit full responsibility for my Sikonish actions ;) -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jindas: How can they first be called Jindas in the Guide to the Star Wars Universe when their first appearance has "Jindas" in the title? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Europe is. <--- NPOV expression of Europe. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % X-Wing series is better than Stackpole's other work though for example the horrendous L, Jedi . . . Lesbian Jedi??? OMGZ!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Kyle Katarn does not receive visions of the future. That would imply that the future is revealing itself to him. Kyle Katarn tells the future what will happen, and it damn well happens. The only things that spontaneously reveal themselves to Kyle Katarn are women. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % Okay, kept. Next: Ulic Qel-Droma "Who licks Qel-Droma? You-lick Qel-Droma!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Out of curiosity, what would you all like the GA symbol to be?[/quote] http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/7b/Implogo.png - EH_Pilot -- Wookiee' QDB (gffa tfn) % .... Yes? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://swmerchandise.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Wookieepedia_Cabal.png * JorrelFraajic is now known as Darth_Culator Culator, explain THAT! * Xwing328 would like to remind everyone that Darth_Culator would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal * Darth_Culator would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % I got on Jedimca00 onto this, please remove [b]my[/b] name from your talk page, it is mine. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council 11:25, 25 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % I love you BitTorrent and I want to have your babies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Oh God Sorry, Oh Gonk -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % We have a new enemy. Luke Skypewalker. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Azzt_Rhell would like to remind everyone that, despite Culator's assurances, there IS a Wookieepedia Cabal. * StarNeptune has kicked Azzt_Rhell from #wookieepedia (You've been dying since the day you were born) -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % Death - It puts the "Wars" in "Star Wars". Boredom - It puts the "Trek" In "Star Trek" - Carnage04 -- Wookiee' QDB (startrek tfn) % "Greetings Cade, I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight, and Uncle of Darth Krayt. I know that you are powerful, and your anger with Krayt must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your Misguidedness to retrain you to confront this menace. With your bloodline, I'm sure we can work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial and enable your confrontation with Krayt to be significantly less unpleasant. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These two Droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well." ~ Holo-Luke - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (cade luke tfn) % Well, for starters, it's a bit hard for a pile of ash to be a Sith Lord. - 000 on the fate of Anakin Solo -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo tfn) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Haydenpanettierepublic.jpg So? Ah, someone replaced his old image. Look at the description for that image... Note that it says "Actress" And now, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Idej_knight#hi_8 Observe the issue with changing that image. Oh dear.. lol That's...some girlfriend he's got. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Lumiya! That's nice. Wowser! Plif is attracted to Lumiya! This just gets better. wouldn't you be? Not a big fan of cyborg chicks, actually. I mean if you ate energy, and this cyborg chick walks up to you This is pre-cyborg, though. I'm sure a cyborg woman would have endurance and agility and inhuman flexibility, but there's also the whole superhuman strength thing to be wary of. And I bet cybernetic limbs make noise. I'm pretty sure cybernetic limbs don't make noise, actually. Per Anakin, Guri, etc. Depends on the sophistication, of course. I'm sure the SWG kind of cybernetics sounds like chainsaws. I believe that the quantify of prosthetics Lumiya had, in the environment of a quiet room, in the activities that one would like to engage in with a hot redhead, would emit noticeable noise. no more so than a usual human woman if you were doing it right Most women don't clank At least not to my knowledge they do make noise though Exactly. Or click, or whir, or buzz. Well, maybe buzz, but only if there are supplemental devices involved. *Culator|Hereish really should drop this line of discussion. My eyes hurt from rolling. I've been reading Champions of the Force. Unless you guys were really quiet, I don't think the prosthetic noise would be noticable. It depends on the extent of your actions. and how close you were to the areas that would be making noises -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc lumiya sexuality) % would you bother to write an intro, Fourdot? Intro to what? to the Knowledge Bank forum Erm...OK. "Welcome, {{USERNAME}}, to the Knowledge Bank. This is the place to go to kill your dumbness. If you have a particular question pertaining to Star Wars that can be answered with a direct link to an article, feel free to ask. Otherwise, don't feel free. Breaching of the Knowledge Bank taboo will result a severe bannage. It will hurt, trust me. And you have been warned." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Imperialles_ is now known as Imperialles holy cow! who would have thought? for years, Wookieepedians were trying to deduce Imperialles' true identity but nobody suspected that he was, in fact, Imperialles_ :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [#wookieepedia] We need a new word of the day. Anyone? kerfuffle Broox! Enochf! HemlockMartinis! Imperialles! Ineedaname! JorrelFraajic! sannse! Sikon! StarNeptune! Whopper! Everyone say a random word! Yes! "craptastic" cheese BAHLEETION! minion ammon jherro THFUPSFCP Whining cx * Culator|Work has changed the topic to: Phrase of the day: "Ammon Jherro's craptastic kerfuffle cheese bahleetion minions." | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: Rabid usercruft deletionists on the prowl. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org (currently down) -- Context is for sissies | Check in at http://frappr.com/wookieepedia | Paste long text at http://pastebin.ca ... [#swmwiki] LucidFox has changed the topic to: Phrase of the day: "Shandra Jerro's delicious thingumajig curd kreation overlords" | Vote Leon at http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Wikia:Administrators#Leon2323! | http://swmerchandise.wikia.com | If no one responds, no one's here. | тНéřè îś Йø ©ąвăŁ. | Site status: 1.9ified | Channel status: Cabal free since February 19! ... [#wookieepedia] So I forgot to ask before lunch, who is ammon jerro? * Culator|Food is now known as Culator|Work Imp? a character from NWN2 Ah. And what's a kerfuffle? no idea NWN2? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerfuffle http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/kerfuffle Ah. So I have created a perfectly sensible sentence. Ammon Jerro has craptastic minions who delete the cheese of a UK folk band. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And the purpose of your life is to ensure the survival of the human species? I think not. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % MediaWiki Default is like a deadbeat parent. Has anyone seen him around lately? All MediaWiki Default does is go around making baby wikis and then abandoning them. -- Darth Culator 11:14, 11 July 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Why don't we change every ellipsis on this wiki into having four dots? It's the Star Wars way, afterall.... .... 05:57, 24 October 2006 (UTC) <...> I explained that wrong. From the Wikipedia article: [i]"Therefore, there is no such thing as a "four-dot ellipsis." A period followed by an ellipsis may look like four dots, but they are two separate entities."[/i] So the opening crawls are grammatically correct, since it's the end of a sentence. They're a period (one dot) AND an ellipsis (three dots), for a total of four dots. -- SM-716 talk? 05:42, 25 October 2006 (UTC) * So... you're saying that the originator of this post doesn't exist? Like, zoinks! :P Adamwankenobi 05:58, 25 October 2006 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % * JorrelFraajic is now known as Kyle_Katarn -NickServ- This nickname is owned by someone else -NickServ- If this is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY Alright, who registered Katarn? * Kyle_Katarn is now known as JorrelFraajic Probably Culator. Culator was the first name to pop into my mind. What did I do? Did you register Kyle Katarn? No. I wonder who did. Kyle registered himself. Even though he technically doesn't exist in our universe, he still managed to take ownership of his name here. He's just that badass. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % [20:48] Havac: If everything gets pushed back, what the hell is getting pushed up? [20:48] The4dotelipsis: Nothing, Havac. It's all FU's fault. [20:48] The4dotelipsis: It's holding them back! [20:48] Havac: Well then FU, FU! -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % If people need a userbox to be able to tell what your user name is then they have a serious problem. -- I need a name (Complain here) 15:09, 22 March 2007 (UTC) *This is for their real name. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council 15:46, 22 March 2007 (UTC) **So, then, what goes where the image would be? Their real picture? "That's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl!" .... 02:56, 25 March 2007 (UTC) ***Uh, their name. - Patricknoddy The Jedi Council 11:21, 25 March 2007 (UTC) ****Again? That's like putting your mouth in the bowl twice! .... 21:53, 25 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % I don't believe that Zayne will become a Sith I think that would be like drawing parallels between him and Anakin - and Zayne is not Anakin, he's an anti-Anakin, so to speak Eh. But somebody said he was going to snack on worlds! * Maddolis drools Num That's "Worldz", the hip new burger joint on Taris -- Wookiee' QDB (irc zayne) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log/upload Surely a more 4dotty name for those ships would be like "Republic Super Happy Kevin Costner Banana Threatening Space Monkey Frigate" lol actually, his wackiest name was "Nagai Sydney Pallock Super Saxton Star Dreadnaught" others were more, uhm, normal That is pretty wacky though, since the only accurate part is "Nagai". -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % Dreadnought is just doughnut misspelled Penguin is just megalomaniacal bastards misspelled -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Rebellion #6 - The Ahakista Gambit pt. 1 can dark horse ever keep a schedule? who cares abotu the green rabbit, I want my comics on time. Wait...I'm making sense. Thats a big no no - vong333 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]So we're not getting a new Starhoppers arc until after George buys the farm?[/quote] George Lucas: (in last ragged gasps) Promise me Jett...promise me you will not allow them to bring back Jaxxon.... - QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % You know you're on Wookieepedia too much when you start dreaming about it. -- Wookiee' QDB (dream irc wookieepedia) % [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Ozzel]User talk:Ozzel[/link] [h]VANDAL!!![/h] I saw that you did something to my userpage. Who was it that deleted all of my subpages and uploaded pictures? Quinlanfan 20:16, 27 March 2007 (UTC) * One should not accuse others of vandalism for enforcing policy. Have a Happy Fun Super Friendly day. Havac 20:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC) ** Hmm. Additionally, history shows that Ozzel hasn't touched your userpage. If it weren't for the fact that you're incapable of lying, I would think something was up. Havac 20:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % * nerdyjedi1 (i=cf468421@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-de9915c253729973) has joined #wookieepedia hello * nerdyjedi1 has quit (Remote closed the connection) nerdyjedi1 wasn't nerdy enough to stay. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [h]Wikia[/h] Oops, we are [[editing]] our servers! We hope to return soon. -- Wookiee' QDB (wikia) % How do you edit a server? Isn't that like editing a car engine? You mean you don't edit your engine? Not in front of people, no. My dad edited mine. He deleted the emissions air pump and proofread the wiring. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % Tentacle: Is this acceptable formatting? http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/5th_Avenue That's pretty cool. Imp: formatting's fine That's like having a Milky Way in the Star Wars Galaxy. Hyperinclusionist fanwankery comes to Stargate Wiki. Chocolate will bring peace to the galaxy Actually, that would work for two articles. The chocolate bar and a particular "Milky Way". If chocolate brings peace to the galaxy, would vanilla bring war to it? Toffee might -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc) % (diff) (hist) . . N Talk:Republic satellite TV rocket‎; 08:37 . . (+97) . . Havac (Talk | contribs | block) (New page: That's the control tower, not a starship, genius. ~~~~) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % * jSarek lacks the lack of apathy to argue -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Wikia_copyrights#Screen_captures 250px screenshots? Gahhh Imp, shush you didn't see that it does not exist ... Jaymach> our official stance is "LFL doesn't care" ... LucidFox: Imp was actually refering to the Stargate wiki....though I doubt LFL would care there either -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargatewiki) % You know, in that one Ewok comic, Logray is able to lift up C-3PO and R2 with his staff. So it doesn't really make much sense that the Ewoks are so amazed by Luke's levitating trick. He did it without a staff... amazing! -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc luke) % ChanServ. Always there when you need her. ChanServ is a she? Androgynous being. of course, the "chan" part does imply that... I met her once ChanServ is the Exile, of Indeterminate Gender and Alignment. in which case....ChanServ is female! Get over it! -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv exile gender irc) % * The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia Aah! ChanServ! She speaks! ... Er, correction: .... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Oh my Christ. Your Christ indeed. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw religion) % Since Xwing might be too busy to answer you, I will. He is dead. He was cut in half, and fell down an amaranthine aperture. Any other resurrection of him is non-canon or has a canon, logical explanation.-- Herbsewell 10:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Seriously, the idea that ChanServ is actually a hot 18-year-old Finnish girl is more than a little outlandish. -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % I now hate Sate Pestage Puss-tahj. lol ok, I think I've got it. Every way to pronounce his name is dirty. It's like Uranus. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * stranger (i=0c17d1b9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-e73fca52976c148b) has joined #wookieepedia Howdy Again with the howdy? Hey, I can't help it if I get Ennio Morricone music in my head every time he comes in. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % who is Ennio Morricone ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennio_Morricone Just some wop I mean greaseball Goomba Dago? Bah! -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc) % How is it that I, a heterosexual adult human male, am a pervert for admiring an adult human female? It's not like he said, "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" ^_^ "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" is the single weirdest thing i have heard on here * Enoch|work takes a bow -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Incidentally, when we ban {{USERNAME}} from sigs, we need to put up a site notice that says {{USERNAME}} is banned. And conveiently forget to it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Block log); 14:21 . . StarNeptune (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked "User:Jennie the Aspergian" with an expiry time of infinite: So what?) (diff) (hist) . . User:Atarumaster88‎; 14:04 . . (-6,419) . . Jennie the Aspergian (Talk | contribs | block) (Replaced page with "{{PAGENAME}} spends too much time here.") -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you God?" "Yes...you bastard" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Wonder if the new Empire ever tried to use images of Mara as recruitment posters for Imperial Intelligence. [quote]Ladies, do you want to never age a day over 25? Do you want to be able to combat fatal illnesses without batting an eyelash? Do you want to be able to have a kid [i]while[/i] kicking the collective asses of the Empire's enemies? Well then join the Imperial Intelligence Department as a Field Agent/Assassin today, and you can kiss aging goodbye.[/quote] - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (mara tfn) % RE: Legacy #10: Trust Issues, part 2 (of 2) "Kol never told you what happened to your mother." "He told me enough. He told me [i]you[/i] killed her." "No. [i]I[/i] am your mother." - Darth_Lex -- Wookiee' QDB (legacy tfn) % has TFN decided how they will name whoever "buys it" in Sacrifice? Consensus was Juan last time I checked. hmm is that a unisex name? ;) Nope. ... and what if it's Mara? ... If it's Mara, then Dark Spork and thousands of Zahnists will storm Karen Traviss's residence. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mara traviss) % http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/Human <-- out of all images, why in the galaxy did they choose this one? lmao, sikon. I have no idea. Because they want to make us humans look bad? heh "us humans"? we have no proof that these are the same humans Meh. They want us to look like crap. There is no other reason for that pic. IT BURNS! *runs around in circles* Well humans are crap. -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin human irc padme) % [Force Persuade] You want to break the silence. [Failure]..... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % No, sex is allowed, according to Jedi George, but attachment is a no-no. So, there's probably a good many of the high-end brothels with a don't ask, don't tell policy and a Jedi discount -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi sexuality) % Remember that offcial canon is a higher authority to sense, wisdom, logic and truth. -Melda -- Wookiee' QDB (canon tfn) % Everyone keeps mentioning my name. Do they want me to say something? {USERNAME} What about it? Try it in the sandbox See also http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda I have no idea what this is about. I have absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand They make it seem as if I'm advocating it. Check if they are using {{USERNAME}} They are Why? Herb is confused. Don't feel bad Herb, I was confused at first too omg The light is dawning * Herbsewell_ goes to blow his brains out :) Bye * Herbsewell_ bang -- Wookiee' QDB (irc username) % What I also hate is people assuming that because Revan is male, he is white skinned. What the hell kind of logic is that? I could also say "LOLZ MALIK MUST BE GAY COZ HE GETZ KILLED LOLZ!". - Lord Patrick 18:55, 30 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (revan wookieepedia) % Forefox. A brilliant Freudian slip. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Serv-chan... -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % Oh my god, some people are absolutely insane regarding the twist in Legacy 10. ... They weren't married. Hence, Kol is evil and horrible and Jon Ostrander is destroying the Skywalkers. Well since Cade is basically a Crack addict, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. -- Wookiee' QDB (cade irc legacy) % There was a scene in "Darth Plagueis: Thin and Loving It" which had Plagueis standing at the top of a tower and pointing his phallic device towards Tatooine, and casting a "Force Rape" attack of Shmi. On the other side of the galaxy, she falls of a chair, such was the power of the Dark Lord" * JimLuceno is now known as the4dotelipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc plagueis) % when was the GA capital moved from Denon back to Coruscant? When Denning forgot? -- Wookiee' QDB (denning gffa irc) % [h]User warning: Rejection of Star Wars canon. [/h] The Jedi Exile was a 19km, light side female, 900km in diameter who killed Chewbacca. Period. If you continue to attempt to contradict this canonical fact, you will be banned. Your input might be more welcome at the Star Wars Fanon Wiki. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon chewbacca deathstar exile ssd wookieepedia) % The Mickey Suttle article is impossible to describe. It is beyond POV. Beyond original research. Beyond fanwankery. The Mickey Suttle article simply IS. it's almost of the "so bad it's good" kind -- Wookiee' QDB (irc supershadow wookieepedia) % (cur) (last) 09:30, March 31, 2007 Jorrel Fraajic (Talk | contribs) m (Then you are truely lost!) (cur) (last) 09:29, March 31, 2007 200.20.22.2 (Talk) (Replacing page with 'From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.') -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi wookieepedia) % I am so opposed to this that my vehement opposition could split from my body and become a separate entity itself, thus giving me two votes against it. -- Darth Culator (Talk)(Kills) 13:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % You are the anon! -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc) % It's sad, when I go to the QDB, and 90% of the time, one of my quotes is on the main page. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % I certainly prefer foxy women to fox women. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * ChanServ gives channel operator status to LucidFox Step forward, Ozzel. Ooh, is this what I think it is? Kneel. * Ozzel steps forward. * Ozzel kneels before Zod. * LucidFox lands a banstick on Ozzel's shoulder. By the power granted to me by the Wikia Staff, I dub thee Administrator of Wookieepedia. * LucidFox gives channel operator status to Ozzel Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise. Yay! Admin, eh? Does that come with a hat? congrats Ozzel Good. Good. Kill vandals. Kill vandals now! Wipe them out. All of them. uh... have mercy? It will be done. Mercy? Nah. Show no mercy. Do what must be done. Just don't screw up or you'll get Force-choked just like your namesake. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % (diff) (hist) . . m Jedi Civil War‎; 07:27 . . (-80) . . Lord Hydronium (Talk | contribs | block) (Plot twist: This article is Revan!) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % (Move log); 12:34 . . Lord Hydronium (Talk | contribs | block) (Yoda moved to Kermit the Frog over redirect: Reverted fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (april1 wookieepedia yoda) % We should use a much uglier picture anyway. I mean, he makes up everything he says/shows, I say we put up a photoshopped picture of him as a balding, obese, unwashed, and unshaven 54 year old. - Darth Ceratis on SuperShadow -- Wookiee' QDB (supershadow wookieepedia) % There Is No Inflatable Forklift. TINIF -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nothing brings us out of the woodwork like the opportunity to actually get involved in the vandalism we have to prevent 364.25 other days of the year. ;-) Basically. Although it's not really vandalism, if it's a community effort by Admins. Despite what we call it, the end result is the same. ;-) Though at least we're actually funny about it. "Zod" is a hell of a lot funnier than "Finis Valorum ON WHEELS!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vandal wookieepedia) % joined #wookieepedia What the hell is this? What the heck is what? This...video...Wookiee-Cast. Ask Sikon. He did it. 4dot: it's all Sikon's fault :P It's a Sikon thing. Nobody understands. Sikon is crazy. It's a Sikon thing. I thought as much. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee-cast) % * Jaymach stares at the bleak Stargate wiki recent changes Yeah, wikis and forums with very few posts or edits are kind of sad Or maybe it just means the people are out having a life :P What's one of those? It's something mentioned in the Real World Sourcebook, pg. 23 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargatewiki) % If {{USERNAME}} worked on the phone as well as wiki, we'd never get a moment's peace from telemarketers -- Wookiee' QDB (irc username) % Does this mean Azizlight doesn't want to marry me? I had the dress picked out -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [h]Wookieepedia[/h]: Bastila Shan (123 years old) [h]#Wookieepedia[/h] Heh. Bastila probably didn't look very hot by then. Unless she's ageless like Mara Jade. or like Vima Da Boda....wait...wait nothing like that :P -- Wookiee' QDB (bastila irc mara wookieepedia) % * Huntster has quit ("...there was a great disturbance in the 'Net...as if millions of computers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * ChanServ gives channel operator status to LucidFox thanks, Channie ;) * ChanServ gives voice to Enochf Maddolis POWAH! UNTRACEABLE POWAH! -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc powah) % Dammit, I never intended to be so damn quotable. * Culator|Sleep is now known as Culator|Undead I blame society What really freaked me out though, was when my sister put together a bunch of my quotes out of context from Wookieepedia, and e-mails to her, and my personal blog, and then posted it on her MySpace blog. Made me sound completely mental. Which I am, but it's not nice to point it out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LucidFox has quit ("Bah!") Bah! ...uncanny. Yeah. Synchronized bahs are rare. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Hi SWGames wiki! Do u like me? Check the box for yes or no" lol I love swgames wiki so much we're gonna be together forever and ever and ever hee hee, snooky-ookums Snookly-wookly-pookly -- Wookiee' QDB (irc swgames) % I'm flattered that something that I practically pull out of my ass has so many die-hard fans. Even more flattering is that people have "Favourite moments" Ouch. Your poor ass! 4dot: With the word 'flatter', you remind me of Thrawn. XP 4dot's eyes aren't glowing red unless he's channeling Satan, so he can only remind you of Thrawn so much ;-) I often suspect that someone like Jack is going to sneak up behind me in my high-backed chair and stab me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Aayla_and_Quin_Ord_Mantell.jpg Looks like Aayla only has three or four fingers on each hand in that pic Y'know, once you get around to looking at her hands -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc) % Orn Free Taa can go in fat gay porn -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Leaked ending to the TFU Novel: [quote]"Frak this!" The Apprentice shouted, "What am I thinking? I don't wanna kill Palpatine and Vader and claim the galaxy for myself. I just want to be in charge of some little podunk backwater planet. Perhaps I'll go out and declare myself mayor of a planet whose populace could barely fill one Coruscant trash compactor. Hmmmm....Sernpidal sounds good."[/quote] - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (fu mayor tfn) % I swear some time I'm gonna misspell your name junko Rightio, Mellonis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Isn't keyboard rape illegal? Not here, it isn't. And where's here? (long pause ensues) Jinko's silence incriminates him. Gotta be Kentucky :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Does the gffa have the internet or something similar to it? Oh man, think of how much porn is on there! Take what our internet has and multiply it by a millionfold, and then you have to account for all the alien stuff. And I don't even want to think about the spam. "Increase your lekku size in seven standard days!" "You've won a free trip to beautiful Tatooine!" "Check out the Wynssa Starflare sex holo!" - RogueWompRat -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality tfn) % I'm sure Jabba is yummy and/or huggable if you're a hutt in the opposite phase of the hermaphroditic cycle. -- Wookiee' QDB (hutt irc) % that's confusing.... Not really. :P I have diagrams! If you need diagrams, it IS confusing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % heh - I think heh is becoming the most used word around here :P Bah! lol If "bah" doesn't beat "heh" hands-down, we haven't been using it enough, or Darth Culator hasn't been talking much. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % LucidFox> Xwing328|Busy> I'd rather use wc :) LucidFox> (and if you QDB that out of context, I'll kill you) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Take your law and rape it with a lemon. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ADmwienris is some tihns Whoa! What??? I should really look at the keyboard when I type. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Redemption is using Firefox and is experiencing no troubles it crashed Firefox CRRSSHHHH!!! FIREFOX GO SMASH- Admiral Daala. -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc) % so, Marvel establishes that Anakin and Vader were separate people? and both Obi-Wan's apprentices? no. Only an erroneous man's memory ah I don't have that comic but recall a synopsis of it Old guy: I remember an English guy with a beard, a young kid with a temper and some strange bloke with a black leather fettish and a sore throat. -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc marvel obi-wan vader) % Do we have a "please contribute in English" template? {{banned}} -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm looking for "fat upwards facing horned glyph" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And uh, "Ata" isn't a preferred moniker. Cheer up Ata * Ataru glares at les Gah! or is it ria I surrender :-P * Imperialles is now known as France * Imperialles hates how some people read his name as "Imperial Les" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I demand a Lando search logo I want a grocery bag logo. All of sudden requests come in while I'm busy eating A Nagai one And a Padme's abs one then we need an icon with Aayla's navel :) Palpatine's nostril. Ewww and also possibly her "talent" KENOBI'S MOLE -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc obi-wan padme wookieepedia) % Leia! Score! Yep Is there any way to make that permanent? Or just loop between Leia, Padme, Aayla, Guri, Bastila and Deena. All of which should be made, by the way. Aayla has one. And Leia needs her buns up there. I insist. -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla guri irc leia wookieepedia) % This week in nerd rage! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Dark_Lord_of_the_Sith#There_is_only_one_Dark_Lord_at_a_time Wasn't that a Galaxies expansion? Wasn't what? Rage of the Nerds -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc sith wookieepedia) % Question: How did Graak's eyes change from white to black? Ctrl+I lol I think the better question is, "What were the Ewoks comics and show illustrators smoking?" "Ewok juice" Imagination Indeed, Cull. You can smoke imagination? I gotta get my hands on some of that. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % "Hmm. He was born. Well, that doesn't really have a lot to do with Star Wars. Out it goes!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Azzt_Rhell has spelling and grammar silkks that are infinitely superior to those of 'Starkeiller1996'. *skills -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "The thought of not being with you… I can't breathe." ―Anakin Skywalker to Padmé Amidala, referring to how she makes him lose the ability to breathe oxygen. (from an older revision of the Oxygen article) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % He's one of those people who you just look at and think, "What the *(&%&^$^%$*(&^()*%*&%^%$#%%(&^)*(&^()(%^%$%#%$@%#@%$!$#!#@%$#%#@#^%@$#@&%%(*^*)%&%$@#$#@ is wrong with you? And where the hell are your parents? YOU AREN'T SPECIAL NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm still convinced Starkiller1996 is an elaborate hoax. http://swgames.wikia.com/wiki/User:Supergeeky1/oldpage He's really an English professor at Berkeley screwing around with all of us. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [h]The Imperial March (13 votes)[/h] 10. Bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BAH-BAH-BAH BADDAH-DUM, BADDAH-DAH, BUH-BUH-BUH BWADDAH-DUM, BOODDUH-BWAH, BAH-BUDOOH-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUH, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUM, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-DUM, BADDAH-DAH, BAH-BUDOOH-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUH, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUM, BUM-BAH, badda-dum, booduh-bwah, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BWAH-BUM-BADDABUMP BUDDA-BUMMA-BUM, BAH-BOODUH-BWADDAH, BOOM-BOODUH-BWADDAH-- PLING; doodily-doodily-doo, DOODILY-doodily-doo, DOODILY-DOODILY-doodily-doodily-doodily-doodily-doo; PLING; doodily-doodily-doo, doodily-DOODILY-doo, DOODILY-DOODILY-doodily-doodily-doodily-doodily-doo; wahhh wahhh wahhh wah WAH-wahhh wah WAH-wahhhh (doodily-doodily-doo, DOODILY-doodily-doo, DOODILY-DOODILY-doodily-doodily) wahhh wahhh wahh WAH-wahh wah WAH-waahhh (doodily-doodily-doodily-doo; PLING; doodily-doodily-doo, doodily-DOODILY-doo) BWAH bwahhh wuhhh wahhh wahhh wuh-wuh-wuhhh wuh-WUH (DOODILY doo; PLING) WUHH-WUH BWAH buh-buhhhh buh-BWAHH (BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-BUM) , BAH-BAH-BAH BADDAH-DUM, BADDAH-DAH, BUH-BUH-BUH BWADDAH-DUM, BOODDUH-BWAH, BAH-BUDOOH-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUH, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUM, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-DUM, BADDAH-DAH, BAH-BUDOOH-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUH, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUM, BUM-BAH, badda-dum, booduh-bwah…. BAH buhhh-dum, BADDAH-buhh, booduh-bwah, BAH bahhh-buh, BAEDAH-buhh, booduh-BWAH, BAH-BUDOOH-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUH, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-BUDDUH-BUM, BUM-BAH, BADDAH-DUM, BADDAH-DAH… bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, bum, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BAH-BOOH-BAH BADDAH-DUH, BADDUH-DAH, buh-BUH (BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum, BUM, bum-baddabump budda-bum-bum) baedooh-BWAAHH…BUM-BUM BOODAH BUDDAH-BUM, BUDDAH-BAEDDAH-BOOH, BUHDDLY-buh-buh-BUM! Chammy 22:44, 13 March 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Womandalorian...? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % For the low low price of $199 you can get 4dot's 5 DVD audio collection, featuring "The reporting of Canon and how to get there", "Expanding articles, and his newest hit, "How to create FAs out of obscure articles." Pay today and receive a free 4dot T-shirt! While stocks last! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Geez, and to think before, it was like pulling teeth to articles even nominated for FA I used to leave messages on the forum telling people to go vote...now look at it. :) That was before we had the FA factory, or 4dot as he's sometime known. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Darth Maul reveals all in Insider #70" Ewww! There's a pleasant thought. I wonder if that's tatooed too. Did you see that panel in Marked? *tattooed Wish they had "Aayla Secura reveals all in Insider #71". Now *that* would sell copies. Bondage to the max. Kinky. Of course it's tattooed. "Karen Traviss doesn't reveal anything" Would sell even more. ... "Obi-Wan Exposed in Insider #72" Are they doing this on purpose? -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla insider irc maul obi-wan traviss) % Aren't we all searching for love? * GreenTentacle makes himself throw up. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % * cchristianDraco says "If Luke skywalker was a furry, what would he be???" cchristianDraco: Not sure, but I know Vader would be ED's founder -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke vader) % hi *** HighGenGrue is now known as HanSolo hansolo! *** CatroonDibalo is now known as Greedo * Greedo shot first I shoot first *** Greedo is now known as CatroonDibalo -- Wookiee' QDB (greedo han irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Falconrepairs-hd.jpg I see three things that apply to IRC in that image. Wait, maybe only two. lots of people? Alright, three. and Gonks? Gonk was the big one. :) He's everywhere! He's everywhere! He's everywhere! Everywhere indeed. ... What's the one with the fan on his head? THe gonk in that picture, I mean. He's SuperGonk, Jorrel. Actually, it's Carmen Mirandgonk. -- Wookiee' QDB (gonk irc) % * Starkiller1996 (i=54ed7872@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-0608298c0f1dd7fb) has joined #wookieepedia * ChanServ sets ban on Starkiller1996!*@* * Starkiller1996 (i=54ed7872@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-0608298c0f1dd7fb) has left #wookieepedia (requested by ChanServ: "I CRYIN' WHEN Starkiller1996 REVELATES TO Havak THAT IT IS BERKELEY PRIFESSOR") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % do you know how many times I've seen the Russian Reversal on Uncyclopedia? Do you know how many times Uncyclopedia has seen the Russian Reversal on you? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ban ban ban ban, lovely ban! Wonderful ban! O.o yes Sorry, I just thought that "ban" fit nicely in place of "spam." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I dont how to join two chat rooms what other one do you want to join? Wikia <[Hyarion]> Palpy: we already told you how to join two channels... type /join #wikia dosnt work, am I doing something wrong? <[Hyarion]> If it doesn't work sometimes you have to hold ALT+F4 then type the command. * Palpy has quit (Remote closed the connection) lol <[Hyarion]> heh. that was cruel <[Hyarion]> sorry, had to, he was being even more annoying in #wikia * Palpy (n=46171803@box6.tpa.wikia-inc.com) has joined #wookieepedia hey alt+F4 closes the program [Hyarion]> Dark Side Points Gained :) <[Hyarion]> Palpy: uhoh, really? so really I need help <[Hyarion]> Let me guess, Windows? yeah <[Hyarion]> ya, then you have to hold Shift+ALT+F4 that way it won't close the window. * Palpy has quit (Remote closed the connection) <[Hyarion]> lol... <[Hyarion]> more dark points...oh well. -- Wookiee' QDB (darkside irc) % * swammeyjoe has joined #wookieepedia hi hello anybody home * swammeyjoe has left #wookieepedia No patience that guy has. Prepared to be a jedi he is not -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % I can't wait until people try to create Taung makeup so they can look like "original Mandalorians." Only then it will have surpassed the Klingon level of silliness. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian startrek) % * keitei (n=katie@wikicities/Keitei) has joined #wookieepedia * Topic is: Wookieepedia - the Star Wars Wiki (http://www.wookieepedia.com) - Imperial Ruling Council | Status: Semi-populated | Wikia support on #wikia | Questions about Wookieepedia? http://wookieepedia.com/wiki/Forum:Senate_Hall * Topic for #wookieepedia set by Sikon at Sun May 28 11:20:58 2006 semi-populated? * keitei thinks there needs to be more copulation -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % We Should Make Capitalizing Every Word In A Sentence A Banning Offense. It Really Annoys Me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % whats up. well the sky, unless you're standing on your head -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Deletion log); 20:28 . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Jesus": 1.1 Fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon wookieepedia) % RNA is DNA's sidekick. - Amon_Amarth's signature -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Why is it all of my WORST jokes end up on QDB? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Maybe...I coud...use...the Wookiee-Cat! Meow? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I made the Sun King non-stupid. If you'dd care to read the article. What the hell is that "d" doing there? It's for extra emphasis. It belongs to Madolis. He wants it back. Grrr Now I'm Arth Maddolis There we go. Template done and dusted. * Maddolis is now known as Madddolis :) (Extra emphasis) At least we didn't end up with LuciFox. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Jon first appeared in the interactive entertainment product [i]Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic[/i], and was created by David Falkner, Steve Gilmour, Casey Hudson, Drew Karpyshyn, James Ohlen, Preston Watamaniuk, and Derek Watts. He is the instigator of one of Revan's optional side quests in the game. [i]Knights of the Old Republic[/i] is the only source in which Jon appears. -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor wookieepedia) % * The4dotelipsis is now known as FourDotBathes Hmm. Disturbing for you. Hygenic for me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Warning: Cloning not available in all eras. Consult your Holocron to find out if cloning is right for you. Side effects include dizziness, vomiting, and pissing off Culator. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cloning#Uses - "Unlike the other clones that were created from Jango, Boba was unaltered; he had no growth acceleration and was otherwise completely Human" - implying that the other clones weren't completely human? Well, you know, they had to stick in some frog DNA, like in Jurassic Park. sometimes the clones would randomly change genders. -- Wookiee' QDB (clones irc) % Manaan Manaan. DOO DOO DOODOO DOO. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "This user CRYIN´ WHEN Darth Vader REVELATES TO Luke Skywalker THAT IS ITS TRUE FATHER!" God, that doofus is hilarious. Havac> it's a userbox on my userpage I know. And I love it. LucidFox: Awesomeness! Time to put it on my own userpage. Do you think I could too? of course I have enough, but I just can't resist that one Thanks and "This user is Starkiller1996" as well :-) * BambookidX CRYIN´ WHEN Darth Vader REVELATES TO Luke Skywalker THAT IS ITS TRUE FATHER! * Maddolis CRYIN´ WHEN Darth Vader REVELATES TO Luke Skywalker THAT IS ITS TRUE FATHER! * Havac CRYIN' period. * supergeeky1 IS TOO :-P * Ozzel CRYIN´ WHENEVER HIM reads that line. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Go on, Imp. Stick your hand up his ass. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Jinko: I refuse to believe you. Ever. Forever. Infinitely banana. And that is why you fail. Was it the banana? more likely it was the drugs -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It appears that "yiff" is a term for a UNIX sound system. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Which font is used? KEJ 10:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC) * Times New Roman. supergeeky1 The Cantina 12:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC) ** Wow, the default of defaults? Thanks. KEJ 12:19, 6 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % 06:26 User talk:$ $ $ $ Angela likes big cocks. (diff; hist) . . (+3) . . SFH (Talk | contribs | block) (New page: No.) -- Wookiee' QDB (stargatewiki) % This page is a candidate for speedy deletion, because: Imperialles said I could tag it as such :). -- Wookiee' QDB (deletion wookieepedia) % * Culator|Work realizes the irony of complaining constantly about customers complaining constantly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ascended Goa'uld Sith inhabiting a Borged xenomorph. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sith) % As an official non-member of the nonexistent Wookieepedia cabal (which doesn't exist) I am officially unofficially stating that our nonexistant cabal knew nothing about this channel. That is all. *** Culator|Work left #halopedia -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal halopedia irc) % Wha? A mediation committee? A hippy Cabal? -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % =-= Mode #wookieepedia -oooo Ataru GT|eating Xwing328 Culator|Work by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia -oo Imperialles StarNeptune by ChanServ hiya! =D =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv Huntster Jack_Phoenix Jaymach|Away Jorrel|Gone by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv Lord_Oblivion Ataru BambookidX Culator|Away by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv Culator|Work GHe|NotAvailable GT|eating Imperialles by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv JaeSharpZZZ LucidFox Muppets101 Redemption by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv Relentless sannse StarNeptune Whopper by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +v Xwing328 by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +oooo Ataru Culator|Away Culator|Work GT|eating by ChanServ =-= Mode #wookieepedia +oooo Imperialles LucidFox StarNeptune Xwing328 by ChanServ LOL @ crazy Channie. o.O Channie, we've had this talk before. I'm not going to make you WOTM just because you give me ops And I'm not going to set you up with Imperialles in an online date either :-P =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by Ataru Bah =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by ChanServ Ataru> Some people never learn -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % Ok, so vote on Jacen. JainaSolo: No favoritism just because he's your bro! :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen) % The4dotelipsis> Every article should have Bacta Jaina pictures. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jaina) % when I read Outbound Project I kept expecting all the other characters to lose control of themselves and perform oral sex on Thrawn -- Wookiee' QDB (irc thrawn) % Four Dot's tip of the week! If you don't want to roll out of bed, don't wank. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % jSarek> "Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name" only works for Jim Morrison. He already knows her name! :-P It might work for SK1996 :-P So might a frontal lobotomy, but you don't see me recommending it to Ozzel. I try to avoid those. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc romance) % ChanServ (ChanServ@services.) has joined #wookieepedia WB Channie. Hel-lo, Miss Channing! I love you. Thank ye kindly, lass. Channie. Stop giving me powah! Ozzel! No wonder she runs in fear. =-=Mode #wookieepedia -o Ataru by ChanServ What, was I too forward? -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc romance) % Kyle Katarn can have as many sentient pets as he damn well pleases he probably has a tank full of Selkath -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % [quote]Well, I never read Star by Star, so I don't know if the Jedi recovered Anakin's body from the Vong or not.[/quote] They did. Then they set it on fire. - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo tfn) % Here's a question. Does Vader get all misty-eyed and nostalgic EVERY TIME he comes across a 3PO protocol droid? 'Cause that would get inconvenient. "My lord?... My LOOO-ord?... Oh bloody hell, another protocol unit walked by. Here we go again." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc threepio vader) % I think the Feb 2009 Hardcover will almost certainly deal with how Armand Isard got into SBI, [i]All About Eve[/i] style, and how he killed his partner atop Mount Sorrow, and allied with the Snow King, and had an affair with his mistress, Odra, and then invented the Sydney Pollack Super Saxton Star Dreadnought. - The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (saxton tfn) % Karohalva: TFN is too full of Star Wars fans. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % No. I only just got pissed off at them. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luke That's a disambig. It's not an alias. It's a disambig between a very famous character and a one-use alias. Bah! DESTRAY! BAHLETE! -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc luke) % Iceheads have to be at least semisentient, right? They can chant. HELLO!! ;D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % does any source except Destiny's Way mention the name "Galactic Federation of Free Alliances"? 4dot, I have a message. There's nothing wrong with GA. LOTF always just calls it "Galactic Alliance", right? Whoa, that was a weird intersection of acronyms -- Wookiee' QDB (gffa irc) % Bah! An access level of [10] is required for [OP] on #wookieepedia-cabal Must be because it doesn't exsist. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % After one minute of time with Servolomie... I'm starting to suspect she's having an affair with NickServ. Nick? Where is he? I'm gonna get him! He's the password dude. He's got Sy Phillis in his bedroom at the moment. -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % Is this one of those incredibly subtle shades of grey? lol ... Ok, every time I see a lol the IRC, I expect to see the preceding quote in the QDB. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Coax, damnit! —Imp -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % What do you call that gun sheath thing for firearms? Holster? That's it. Cheers. "Gun sheath thing"? Ugh. I'm more of an axe man. So what do you call an axe sheath thing? Uh, a sheath. Bah! I'm confused as to what you can really know about axes they all have sharp pointy bits you don't touch those parts you use them to cut But they have different sizes and shapes of pointy bits. Strangely similar to women, actually. Now I see what the Vikings were all about. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % What do you mean by channels? I am through with wookieepedia! Just remember that God will ask you about your sins when you go to heaven. What you did to me was a sin. I am glad you will finaly get punished for what you did when you get to heaven. And that is enough for me. good bye! Quin I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Bible that says, "Thou shalt not ban whiny, annoying, underage, sanctimonious twerps for disruption, power-grubbing, inability to contribute anything useful, and general jackassery." Have a Super Happy Fun Friendly day. - Sincerely yours, Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (wikipedia) % TBT is 10% facts and 90% duct tape More padding than fact, you're saying. But it's really good duct tape. Havac: Yes. Culator: See Palpatine. The duct tape is the bra of the article. It holds up the facts and makes them worth reading. Or former Palpatine. I liked Palpatine. It just had a tiny bit too much rhetoric. 4dot: But the facts here are A sized. Or smaller (I admit, I don't know bra sizes). I don't know if I want to continue this metaphor. Tumble bunny trainers and breasts...not a combination I want to work with. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % And then Wicket was a sexist pig to Kneesaa -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok wookieepedia) % So many FA noms. Yet another reason for quality and front pageiness to be two different things. Bah! Worst idea ever. :-P ... Cull: It's really not. People are gonna think its an Ewoks and Marvel wiki soon. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc marvel) % Either shot or get off the pot shit, rather -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % As much of a prick as I may be... (long pause) Are you waiting for somebody to disagree? :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I FAed all of them. Not just the big articles, but the little ones, and the stubs. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Sikon, you don't have a transformation sequence where you get naked, do you? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % He's encouraging single source FAs on the WC? Damnit! Most people don't have 4dot's ability to make a half-decent job of it. We'll end up with loads of crap. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee-cast) % How can Guri's body temperature be lower when she's so damn hot? ... To warm her up you need to overclock her ^_^ -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc sexuality) % * Enochf is angry at Japan for not inventing his girlfriend yet -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "A communications disruption could only mean one thing: invasion." Either that or the cables down. *cable's There Is No Cable -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Also you're a kind of incense, apparently Really? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I know about seven things in Japanese, like "I don't understand" and "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" And "kitty-kitty" Which isn't very useful unless you see a cat do something impsosible -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * GreenTentacle hits Enochf. Did you hit me? Ow *** Inaku-Effu is now known as Enochf You slapped the Japanese right out of me * Maddolis slaps Enochf just to make sure What is this, Slap Enochf Day? * Maddolis slaps Enochf I had to ask * GreenTentacle checks calendar. Yes it is -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LucidFox is now known as Lucidfox Your F is shrinking, man Incredible. * You are now known as Jorrelfrantik Hey, now mine is too. Are you just copying my small f? Or did you guys get out of the pool? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Jorrel|XWA pokes Jinko. Obviously, poking doesn't work. * Jorrel|XWA slaps Jinko * Enochf slaps Jinko Now it's Slap Jinko Day * LucidFox shields Jinko * Jorrel|XWA slaps Enochf Dammit No, still Slap Enochf day. * Enochf slaps Lucidfox Ow Nyuk nyuk, woob woob * LucidFox faints * Jorrel|XWA slaps Jorrel|XWA Ow. How'd you manage that? I'm not sure. * Jorrel|XWA slaps Enochf. Gah! * Enochf slaps Enochf Dammit, I missed IRC needs to add a dialog option for slapping. /slap Yes. It's the greater form of as poke and a lesser form of a kick. It's a slap! LOL -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:18] * supergeeky1 is now known as SG1|Gone4ASec [12:20] * SG1|Gone4ASec is now known as supergeeky1 [12:20] That was 2 minutes. [12:20] Not a sec. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anakin: Okay, I killed him, war's over! Mace: *facepalm* Um, Anakin, we just confirmed Dooku was on the other side of the galaxy. Anakin: What? But.... A year or so later. Anakin: I can kill Dooku. I know I can. I've done it Palpatine: Wait, what? Anakin: I did. On Metalorn. He was there, and I killed him Palpatine: Was it...a clone? *bemused and thinking 'Tyranus, you got some 'splaining to do'* Anakin, the Jedi Council never told me about this. You need to let me know things like this. It may be critical for the war effort. Anakin: But you believe me? Palpatine: Of course. The Jedi are always holding you back. I have great faith in you. *later* Sidious: *fishing for information* I hear that Anakin Skywalker killed a clone of yours some time back. Tyranus: *blank look* What? Sidious: ...never mind. - sabarte -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin dooku irc mace palpatine) % If I was in charge of the Jedi, I would have fired Quinlan Vos from day one. Just for the "You gonna get raped" facial expression he always have. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vos) % KOTOR III News - Both Revan and the Exile will be Main, controllable characters. * Enochf grins like a fanboy Anyway, where's the KOTOR news from? Are they gonna make you level Revan and the Exile up from level one for no reason? Dunno. Made it up. It'd be good, though, wouldn't it? Two main people like that would be coool. You bastard *** Jinko was kicked from #wookieepedia by GreenTentacle [toying with my emotions] Dammit, I wanted to do that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % I mean...why hold a vote if there's no guideline for determining the outcome of the vote? That's relatively silly. We just make it up as we go. It's fun. Democracy plus Calvinball equals Wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % /spawn Kyle Katarn * Jinko is now known as Kyle_Katarn * Kyle_Katarn is now known as Jinko Woo! It worked I.. I.. don't know what came over me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % Jacen Solo is Malak. He's also Revan. And the Exile. And Kreia. And Zaalbar. That one required a very unconfortable costume. And Palpatine. And Plagueis. And his own great-grandfather. And Thrawn. And Rukh. And third crewman on the right in the Venator bridge pit. And one of the unidentified blue-armored men. And Jaden Korr. And Tavion. Kyle took several showers when he heard that one. And Simon the Killer Ewok. And Qui-Gon Jinn. And Asajj Ventress. And Soontir Fel. And Jag Fel. What are we doing? Naming all of the characters in Star Wars? And Fozec. Naming all the people who were actually a flow-walking Jacen Solo. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen kyle) % Heh. I don't even have a sister. Not that I would, if I did. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:12] * Relentless (i=47ace8ad@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-aeca285834e5c539) has joined #wookieepedia [18:15] * Relentless has quit (Remote closed the connection) [18:15] He relented sooner than I expected. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/7f/Kotor16fullcover.jpg [/quote] "I warned you -- now CADE demands DRUGS!" - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (cade kotor tfn) % I think I have a VHS tape of that film...something about transvestite Little John smuggling money in his brassiere. :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % {{{1}}} is being looked at by the Inquisitorius. It is quite nice. Please bear with us. We are preparing tea and scones for you. Jam is optional. We are taking a look at your sterling work on {{{1}}}. Some have suggested that this article is not quite up to scratch. But they are the naughty people. We do not like them. But we are obligated to like everyone. Please, remember to be nice to your fellow user, and don't litter. We will be holding a party on Saturday, and we hope that young Matthew can make it. Remember to bring cake! -- Wookiee' QDB (inq wookieepedia) % people need to use the word defenestrate more ironically, people also need to be defenestrated more -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % In the Spanish dub of Revenge of the Sith, Palpatine says that all the Jedis will be "defenestrated" instead of "defeated" he followed through on that statement when he threw Windu out of the window "The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defenestrated. If you cannot find a window close enough, you'll have to build a wall to acomodate the window, and then defenestrate the jedi" ... Strange. A fear of windows, I have developed. I fear Windows too. 'Specially Vista. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:05] * Kyle_Katarn (n=54ed7872@207.250.49.25) has joined #wookieepedia ... [10:10] * Kyle_Katarn has quit ("CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN! (c)") [10:11] Kyle Katarn's caught something off StarNeptune. [10:11] Indeed. [10:11] I think there's an ointment for that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % * 20:24, 12 April 2007 Green tentacle (Talk | contribs | block) restored "Benton Jew" (1 revisions restored: Surprisingly a real person) * 20:20, 12 April 2007 Sikon (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Benton Jew" (1.1 Fanon) (IRC) Poor guy. Excellent name. I wish my last name was a frequently mocked religion. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Yo, is da Twi'leks near human? they look a lot like the humans, minus the head tails and female ears. I think that they should be listed as near human. Twilekmaster 14:37, 29 March 2007 (UTC) * Yes, they have vaginas, if that's what you're wondering. Darth Maddolis 14:47, 12 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality twilek wookieepedia) % And Redemption wasn't really wrong. Except in the most literal sense that a website or a person can't be made of feces. But the general ideas are sound, NPA notwithstanding. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % [16:13] Have I mentioned how much I hate CGIIRC? [16:13] Have I mentioned how much I hate CGIIRC? [16:13] Have I mentioned how much I hate CGIIRC? [16:13] twice before that final statement -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Image:View_of_VISOR.jpg Not that great. So for Geordi, the world looks like a copy from a copyprotected VHS tape. Huh LMFAO! That's classic, Gonk. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Well, then I'll nom my own QDB quote and Sikon'll THINK it was you. Like last time. lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % KOTor 15 torrent is up! .... KOTOR 15? Damn. I'm still waiting for KOTOR 3. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % (747 GO SMASH!!! - Pilot) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * admiralackbar (i=5005c6b9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-599f19bac15f8377) has joined #wookieepedia IT'S A TRAP! hey fellas -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc) % The4dotelipsis has changed the topic to: Word of the day: clusterfuck | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: "Tis an IRC orgy, me hearties! Pants be damned!" | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies | Check in at http://frappr.com/wookieepedia | Paste long text at http://pastebin.ca -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Havac (i=Havac@smith-69-209.resnet.wisc.edu) has joined #wookieepedia * ChanServ gives voice to Havac * ChanServ removes voice from Havac Jaymach Herbsewell wossi * ChanServ removes voice from Whopper Red|Away Huntster * ChanServ removes channel operator status from Ozzel|Away Culator|Work Cull_Tremayne Imperialles ... ? Ah. Havac entered the room. Channie's in a bad mood, apparently. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Azzt_Rhell wonders why Cull and Imp hath not sysop. Azzt: Channie's mad at Havac. * Azzt_Rhell has quit (Remote closed the connection) And Remote is mad at Azzt. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % SWFanon is easier to insult. there's no need to insult the SWFanon wiki it insults itself -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Didn't do anything with Shylar? They had a relationship, says Quinlan. Well, they cuddled, but that's it. That means rampant sex. RAMPANT SEX! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality vos) % It's touching that the guy supports the right of one-legged women to find love with each other -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter...The Glove of Darth Vader." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ""This user is a practicing Roman Catholic" should be the heading, and have white inside with yellow border. A picture of a crucifix would rock." Let's see that again: "A picture of a crucifix would rock." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % OOM-Nine-Nine, OOM-Nine-Nine, look at those hos, OOM-Nine-Nine, OOM-Nine-Nine, everyone knows! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Han: "Okay, I'm lost: 'On dee flibbergug, sticken dee doogaw on dee wam-ba-wam floogwise'? 'Den maken dee flurgy burgy'?!" Leia: "Why don't they just throw in a 'bork bork bork'?" -- Wookiee' QDB (dream gungan han leia) % What if there was a half Bastila half fox in an anime scene? -- Wookiee' QDB (anime bastila irc) % On a completely random and only very tangentially related note. See Sikon you can type that shit but you can't say it Wrong. ^_^ I can :) But we'll just hear muttery-muttery-muttery related note -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Sikon has joined #wookieepedia * Sikon has quit (Nick collision from services.) * Sikon has joined #wookieepedia * Sikon has quit (Nick collision from services.) * Sikon has joined #wookieepedia * Sikon has quit (Nick collision from services.) * Sikon has joined #wookieepedia * Sikon has quit (Nick collision from services.) * Sikon has joined #wookieepedia * Sikon has quit (Remote closed the connection) Sikon must be sleeping with Channie. Nick is jealous. -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % RE: Revan.........What He Should Be A She. - King_of_Red_Lions -- Wookiee' QDB (revan tfn) % (diff) (hist) . . N Vulcan Gunner‎; 21:42 . . (+394) . . Tj rigg (Talk | contribs | block) (New page: {{Eras|}} "I have created a dark Jedi called the Sith. My Dark Jedi only deal in absolutes. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [h]Male transformations[/h] Did... did Minako physically become male as a result of these, or only attained male-like appearance? - Sikon 07:26, 15 April 2007 (MST) * She didn't exactly drop her pants to confirm. Kerochan no Miko 07:27, 15 April 2007 (MST) -- Wookiee' QDB (pants) % Perhaps you weren't here. Everybody blamed me for the word's problems. *world's * BambookidX fkees. Yes, I blame you for BambookidX's word problem. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * The4dotelipsis has quit (Connection timed out) Hey, 4dot, your ghost died. * The4dotelipsis_ is now known as The4dotelipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LordHydronium has joined #wookieepedia Hey LordH2O -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Content blocker? by the way, is anyone going to compile the traditional list of foreign objects? :) Isn't that something my proctologist is supposed to take care of? ... Sweet, that comment is *even better* with Sikon's wedged in between. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [01:09] Sweet, that comment is *even better* with Sikon's wedged in between. ... [01:09] Sweet, hadn't noticed he'd returned. Good to have him back. ... [01:11] Sweet. QDB FTW! ... [01:12] And *that* makes three lines starting with Sweet in a row, which means I'm officially stupid. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Deletion log); 00:12 . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs) (deleted "D": 1.1 Fanon) Yes, the letter D is fanon. :-P I'm pretty sure D is canon. yes, it was in "REMEMBER ALDERAAN" -- Wookiee' QDB (canon fanon irc) % Whoa, I'm actually in the QDB. (BambookidX): being in the QDB means nothing...being in it without being insulted in your quote is an accomplishment -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % if you liked the SM music, I can give you a link where I downloaded tons of it for free if you liked the SM mucis, I can give you the name of a good psychiatrist -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % as diagnosed earlier on #uncyclopedia, I have Asperger's syndrome And as I said earlier on #wookieepedia heh No you don't. If it's on Uncyclopedia, it has to be true. well... but the description from Wikipedia fits :) You lack a tag, jSarek. (including the childhood part) Now the html is all screwed up. Just like on the Fanon Wiki. It fits 70% of the people who regularly use the internet HTML 4.0 doesn't require the tag for that comment. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anyway, Asperger's Disorder: "Perhaps the most rampantly self-diagnosed mental ailment that some goons, and most likely many other people, tend to use as an excuse for their own ineptitude." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Abcdef_g (i=d31cfbe4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-0d7386887b896fb9) has joined #wookieepedia Greetings Hooked On Phonics. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Free sysops to whoever tells me what that piano music is Bad Imp! Naughty NAUGHTY! you're going to punish people with more work if they help you? Adminship is work? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % A communications disruption could mean only one thing...idiots. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Kids these days. "Ban me! Ban me!" It's always about them. Like we can just drop whatever we're doing to get out the banstick. Then when they don't get banned right away they drop to the floor and start crying and throwing a fit. So inconsiderate. Havac 03:33, 16 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [b]Participants[/b] Heh heh. Pants. [b]Particislacks[/b] -- Wookiee' QDB (pants wookieepedia) % http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2005/10/img/caption214.jpg Way to go, Vader. Just call him Darth Pimp. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vader) % Now at McKenobi's, the McEwok sandwich. McEwok is more likely to be the one eating sandwiches. Stormie sandwiches -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Bold_Leonidas spears Ouromoron Sorry Leo, I don't swing that way ... * Bold_Leonidas (i=a5e4810c@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-3b61b01364f30c36) has left #wookieepedia (requested by Gonk: "Yayuh!") and sorry Leo, it never would have worked out between us -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Spam, bacon, spam, spam, spam... damn mexicans Spam eggs sausage and spam. Mexican spam? ??????? Spam, spam, spam, pollo y spam SPAM ?????? what do you mean There was spam. In the room. The Hormel luncheon meat, of course. wwwooowww www.ooo.www isn't a valid website. You get a 404 error. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spam) % Welcome to Wookieepedia, home of the DILF Heh. DILF? Do I want to know? :) HRDILF The only DILF around here is me. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:I_am_twelve&t=20070417020551 That entire thread should be QDBed. We could just QDB what you just said. With the link. Bah. What's not QDBed these days? And of course, by saying that, I have just guaranteed that that statement will end up in the QDB by the law of QDB mechanics. Any statement referring to the QDB, no matter how unfunny or pointless, inevitably ends up in the QDB. Especially if it mocks the QDB or makes a point of saying that it should either be or not be in the QDB. That's all QDB'd now. See? What did I tell you? :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/d/d7/Destinyswayjc.jpg Jacen: Here is my junk. Jacen is totally ready to partyboy the next Vong that comes his way. Meanwhile, Lowie attempts to take his head off. Lowie, who is now in limbo Hah. I never noticed that. Han looks like he's doing a bad Carlos Mencia-mocking-the-mentally-disabled impression. Lowie: "Yeah, not so much, Jace." because apparently Lucas believes Wookies aren't senteint and can't be jedi Luke looks like a fish. And Vergere protrudes from Lowie's crotch. jaina looks good there.. but..flat.. While Tsavong Lah looks like he just got a pineapple shoved up his ass. Snerk. that's called Tuesday for a Vong, Hav And Jaina's trying to use her saber to brush lint off her hip. I would have respected the idea of the Vong if a character had been smart enough to torture one with a bacta tank just keep him in there till he's all pink and soft i see what you mean about crotch thrusts Someone needs to photoshop something in front of Jacen in that cover. Telel Ka's head or something. Or Tsavong's face from that cover. With a body. * Horsey rolls her eyes Photoshop that in there. Seriously, that is the weirdest pose. He looks like he's either straddling something, or his balls are sticking to his legs. It's utterly hilarious. And he's got that serene expression on his face. looks like he was playing He-Man with his lightsaber and someone saw him and took a picture It's the same on the American cover. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/b/bf/Destiny%27s_Way_Cover.jpg lol She-ra! *snip off topic conversation Anyway, he strikes the same pose in the NEC, too. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/23/Myrkr_NEC.jpg Hah. I thought Jacen was pitching a tent until I saw it was a flap of his shirt. Even knowing that, that's still what it looks like. He's thrusting his genitals directly at the "Voxyn" which look nothing like Voxyn. Bad move, Jacey-boy. Bad move. I'd rather not discuss Jacen pitching a tent... I'm amazed he was able to conceive Allana. maybe he has problems The voxyn were too scared to bite. If he made a habit of that pose, there's no way his genitals should have survived the war. In fact, there's no way he wouldn't be in jail on sexual harassment charges. I wish that pose was used more often. It's high-diddly-larious. "Hello, ma'am." "This is my crotch." "Why are you shoving your nuts at me?" "Would you like to shake its hand?" "What do you mean?" *moves closer* "Alright, that's it, I'm calling the cops." that is kind of weird. Jacen does stick his junk out all the time "What?" I wonder if Lucas Books has a psych warefare dept or something he's a teenage boy! "Your nuts are two inches from me!" how is that weird? "But I do this all the time!" "Police, help!" Hah hah hah! http://wizards.com/global/images/starwars_article_CotFPreview7_pic1_en.jpg Even his mini has it. ok i think its the pants Look at Jaina. She's sneaking a peek. She looks like she's grinding on someone. But them back-to-front and . . . twincest. i think Jacen is using those metal bands pants she looks like a burn victim those pants has something to do with the crotch Her lightsaber handle is as long as her arm, too. Better image: http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacenls.jpg Also, card: http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacencardbk.jpg He's like the Ric Olie of crotches. "Hello. This is my crotch. Would you like a better look?" "It's right here." "I'm thrusting it forwards for your examination." jesus, he taint is massive maybe the Sacrifice its his crotch Maybe he just has huge balls and that's the only way he can walk comfortably? Yes! To dgxxx. And maybe Havac as well. haha mm.. so we can say that Tenel Ka likes crotches? I never got the whole "Jumpsuit Jedi" look big ones? Why do you think she likes him so much? oh right I just want to see Jacen strike that pose in normal conversation. Standing next to someone leaning way back with his junk thrust out. Just acting normal. "Hey Luke whats up" in "crotch" position its how he punctuates his sentences with he speaks that will be fun some people talk with their hands Jaecn talks with his genitals like Duffman? He prefers crotch gesticulation. *** Horsey changed the topic to: Jacen's crotch "Where's Luke?" "Over that way." *points with his crotch* next thing ya know there will be a shrine to Jacen's crotch "And so then BANG!" *pelvic thrust* "the whole thing blows up!" You guys are killing me, here. I'm cracking up too. That's it. Lit's getting informed. yes! Post the full transcript. jajaja I'm switching my favorite character to Jacen now I'm on it. Edited for Littian standards. -- Wookiee' QDB (holonet jacen ric) % Ozzel> Hmm, DarthMRN is eliminating some of my Wicker redlinks. This is goods. *good Wicker, eh? That played an important role in KOTOR. It was everywhere! Bah! Wicket. I kept cracking wicker jokes every time I saw one. The only one I know, however, is "something wicker this way comes", so that got old fast Heh, I made a poster with "Something Wicket this way comes" KOTOR loved it some wicker, that's for sure. That and "metal bins" And footlockers. Lots and lots of footlockers. Even some wicker footlockers. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Ozzel/Something.jpg Heh Wicker: reason #256 Why Revan Is A Dunce. He didn't know what year it was, he didn't know how to break into wicker baskets. It'd be pretty awesome if Revan's armor was wicker. "I mean, it's all scratchy, and... stuff." It would. Everything manufactured by the Star Force: pure wicker. That's the secret. Wicker sith ships. Wicker starfighters. It's just 1,000,00 Ewoks in a room building wicker replicas of whatever gets put in there with them. Wicker robes. BIOTECHNOLOGY IS BETTER RITE? The Vong stuff was all wicker too. What with wicker being made from plants and all... Wicker + Coral = WIN They just papier-mached the rock surface over it. The skips weren't really grown. They were elementary-school arts and crafts projects. Hm...perhaps the excess of cortosis was a myth It was all really wicker That's the secret to the true Sith. Wicker is lightsaber resistant, duh. Phrik? They had the technology of wicker. Sounds a lot like "Wick" to me. Revan stripped them of the force, and they became Vong. Camper's next invention: phricker Then phrikest. Is there a Wookiee article on wicker? We totally need one. There's a Wickerpedia. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wicker -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor revan) % You trouble me like women. * The4dotelipsis knees LH in the groin. Doesn't work as well on him. Since he's troubling you like women, he also shares their immunities. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [03:10] The4dotelipsis: You can't, with a straight face, tell me to say "HE WON AN OSCAR! AND NARRATED CARAVAN OF COURAGE!" next to each other, in equal proportion. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % [06:19] GreenTentacle: Stupid, fucking lag. ... [06:20] jSarek: I wish I was getting lag because I was fucking somebody stupid. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Move log); 18:58 . . COPPA (Talk | contribs | block) (User talk:Imperialles moved to IDIOT: Dude, i vandalized 8 pages and you are still wsting time warning me?) ... (IRC) The under 13s strike back, I see. Let them strike back. Us good guys will just blwo up the french death star they're in. -- Wookiee' QDB (coppa wookieepedia) % It still baffles my mind that its 2007 and people still cling to AIM like door jamb in a tornado. - browwiw -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % SWgames and SWfanon are like the Bizarro World "ME ARREST YOU FOR FOLLOWING THE LAW!" Bizarropedia. ^_^ We're an encyclopedia! We make stuff up! -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % BTW, I gave Carth an extra paragraph for his travels to find the Star Forge. Sorry I such at writing. =P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Topic for #eu is: Jaina's not-crotch. * Topic for #eu set by Havac!~Havac@smith-69-209.resnet.wisc.edu at Wed Apr 18 10:39:13 2007 ... I am still wondering what a "not-crotch" is. It's higher. -- Wookiee' QDB (holonet jaina) % British spelling? Yeus. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Luuke Skywalker wasn't a clone. He was British. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Funny, breasts are what bring me here today. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % (jSarek): we were just discussing have a buttocks article inspired by this: http://www.jaymach.com/Manips/Sinn%20003.jpg ... What, couldn't find a shot of Crimson Jack from behind? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [02:58] Francium: Hahaha Sex -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % (diff) (hist) . . Wookieepedia:Featured article nominations/Millennium Falcon‎; 20:09 . . (-24,937) . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs | block) (Oops) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And a lot of Americans spell phonetically. Or, fonetickaly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % There is actually one very simple way to end the argument on the Breasts article and get it deleted: lol Pointing out that no one who voted in favor of it will ever get laid if their future dates bother to Google them. Right. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % oh christ, I just had a fantastic idea for a userbox. Here it comes Image: Brassiere. Text: This user supports breasts. lool. lol That was fantastic. * Enochf slaps his forehead Make me one? No. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [14:05] http://www.tittypedia.com/ [14:05] SO not clicking that. [14:05] Me neither. [14:05] Moderately tempted to click that [14:05] But resisting [14:05] It's just an error page. [14:06] yeah [14:06] all it says is.. [14:06] "This account has been suspended. [14:06] Either the domain has been overused, or the reseller ran out of resources." [14:06] gotta love that [14:06] Ran out of resources? With a domain like that? Wow -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % I have 12x empty 2 litre bottles of Irn-Bru littered about my floor it may be an addiction Jaymach?! Jaymach = Robbie Williams? bah he can't like Irn-Bru he's not Scottish No, but he's severely caffine-addicted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Okay, I'm out for a bit. Take care all. LLaP. ::::Walks quietly into the . . . daylight?:::: -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I loved Elbo's rectum. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Description: Vader leaps through vacuum, and it's totally sweet. - Lord Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Jesus. * Jesus has joined #wookieepedia What? * Jesus has left #wookieepedia (requested by Imperialles: "Omnipotent my ass") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Plagueis grew so powerful that he even prevented a book being written about him revealing his secrets -- Wookiee' QDB (irc plagueis) % StarNeptune is male, Breathesgelatin used pictures of a random girl, Dark Spork is just an annoying brat and not really a FANgirl -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Or, you could shove a stungun into the USB slot and hold down the button. I've heard good things about that particular technique. Namely "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaAOoO" ? Like I said Good things. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bpfasshi.jpg The correct response to that is http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Drebble5.JPG -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Darth Eric was born Anikan Skywalker, who was concieved by the force. He was the third human to be born (his mother and father were first). In his early life he became a jedi and defeated Andeddu, thus naming him the first jedi grand master. He turned to the dark side for unknown reasons. He later tricked the jedi by being both head of the jedi and head of the sith, using these powers for the sith. He later killed the 2 jedi grand masters Allen and Luke. He soon became the last man in the universe, and he soon entered a kingdom that made him king. He died because of an explosine." If he was the last man in the universe, how was he entered into a kingdom? A kingdom of one. It's like an army of one, but less inherently violent. -- Wookiee' QDB (darth fanon irc) % [quote]Or, maybe the Hooded Jedi is not Revan and we're being misdirected. It could even be Vima Sunrider![/quote] But why would a jeep be cloaked? I'm so terribly confused about this. - burrie -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sunrider) % He died because every time you masturbate, a Wookiee dies...Chewbacca's death was simply the result of fanwanking over other characters. —Jaymach Ral'Tir (talk) 03:17, 20 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookiee wookieepedia) % French Star Wars wiki is dead: http://fr.starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Recentchanges It surrendered. http://fr.starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookie And for that, I do not mourn for them. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % * The4dotelipsis (n=chatzill@60.224.138.17) has left #wookieepedia ("Birds go flying at the speed of sound, no wonder they kill themselves so often. Hey, that didn't rhyme either, but at least m) At least his what? We'll never know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Enochf has joined #wookieepedia OH I WANNA HUMP YOUR FACE YES PLEASE YUBYUB Funkah> really? I should try getting caught masturbating, then And that's it for me * Enochf has quit (Remote closed the connection) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % hmm... NellyFurtado is Breathesgelatin? I thought Nelly Furtado breathed oxygen. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % We're a confusocracy. Perhaps a potpourricracy. Or a whattheheckracy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % * LucidFox is now known as LucidFox_tea That doesn't sound like very good tea. :-P Kind of . . . hairy -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ozzel's not on anymore, is he... No, but Guri's hawt And I like butter toast So combine the two, and it's even better. If you could somehow combine Guri with chocolate... There are ways. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % Keep sannse away from my chocolate covered Guri mmmm... chocolate... No! Mine! ^_^ heh If sannse has the chocolate, can I have the Guri? sure GT I'll stick to the real-life ones :P no, wait! they go together! That's just greedy. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Who_is_the_best_jedi_ever%3F%28excluding_windu%2C_yoda%2C_and_luke%29&t=20070420212629 Destroy No no. Shame, then destroy. # (Deletion log); 21:28 . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Forum:Who is the best jedi ever?(excluding windu, yoda, and luke)": Kyle Katarn.) Heh. Gotta go. |<-- Culator|Work has left irc.freenode.net ("And it IS Kyle Katarn.") Was anybody saying it wasn't? "Someday ahwo be the most paaarrful Jedi yever" -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc kyle) % You can't really do much with 5 cms. I'm not sure it's even 5cm possibly only 3 or 4 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Is DNA canon? uh huh huh...I've got a "DNA cannon". - browwiw -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % it seems that by "cheerleader", they mean something more general than someone who participates in the sport known as cheerleading it generally means slut in most cultures from the context, it seems that it means "cool girl" there "cool girl" also generally means slut -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % hahahahahahahaha. My fiendish plot is working. WORKING! http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Breast So *you're* the Sith Lord XD * Ataru waits for the follow-up quote from Palpatine/Gonk If one is to understand the Breast Mystery... ...one must take...a LARGER screen resolution. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc memory-alpha palpatine) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bondo - I don't care who you are, or where you came from, this is not an Ewok. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grape ?? Ersatz grapes? She was eating the plastic mantlepiece? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Natalie Portamn dated Hayden Christensen? How didn't I know this? Ehh... says who? I know it was rumored back in the day. Yes, says who? Wikipedia If so, it wasn't for very long. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman#Relationships http://www.natalieportman.com/articles/nparticles_en.php?viewarticle=1&article_number=175 Portman has also said in a June 2002 Rolling Stone interview that she is not opposed to a lesbian relationship: "I've never dated a woman or anything like that, But, I mean, I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with — and why would you close yourself off to fifty percent of the people?" Fanboys of the world rejoice. "She has denied rumours that the pair did, indeed, go out together for a while, but remains admiring. 'He is very sweet,' she says of her co-star. 'He is a wonderful actor and I was happy to work with him because he is really good.'" Regarding Hayden, that is. Eh. That's just three billion more people for her to pick before she gives up and turns to the fanboys. Yeah, that's closer to what I'd heard. Funny, that from the article linked on Wikipedia. I might just removed that. *remove She said recently she would date a woman Make it so. The removal? Or the lesbianism? lol Or both? Well, I'm working on the first one. Someone else can take care of the latter. If I were a woman, I'd totally volunteer. Hehe Meh "Actress" is just a synonym for "bisexual" "Actress" is just a synonym for "guys wish you were bisexual" supergeeky1> Not always, take Kathy Bates for example -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wikipedia) % OK. This is the letter I'm sending to these fan film people. Hello there, this is The Four Dot Elipsis, host/creator/director/gaffer of The Wookiee-Cast. I'm honoured/flattered by your offer/request. But that's just the problem. I'm not quite sure what you're after...you being interviewed by me, or vice-versa. Either way, I'm fine with it, but I would just like to nut that our before we advance further. Sincerely yours, Strong Bad. I mean, The Four Dot Elipsis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee-cast) % RE: Secret beneath the Temple of Ossus Home holovids from the Lars homestead showing Luke whining about power converters. No one will ever take the Jedi seriously again. - JarJarStink -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi luke tfn) % So we have LFL permission to make these? yes So....... Hmmm......... Does that mean they're canon? * Culator|Work has an evil idea. lol... no, just "Used under authorization" Bah! I want to put retcons on a T-shirt and make them canon! Franklin doesn't make canon. Only Chee make canon go boom! Merchandise is C-canon by Chee's rules. But it's not moichandise. We can't sell it. Does that mean my Darth Vader bubble bath is canon? haha We should put small print that says "(C) and TM Lucasfilm Ltd. Used with permission. And the Republic deployed over 3 quadrillion clones during the Clone Wars. So there." heh - I already added the fine print Bah! I second that bah. We need to put "The Exile is female, get over it" on the T-shirt ha! That's already canon though -- Wookiee' QDB (c4 canon irc wookieepedia) % it's still called Mando'ade? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Mando%27ade#Change_Back_to_Mandalorian We should change it to "Klingon" just to see the fandos go nuts. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian startrek) % I found this little tidbit on Wookiepedia just now: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_King I can't imagine how this fits into present-day Star Wars perception. Has anyone actually ever seen the show? That's a question on the SomethingAwful forums The reply from some other guy: "Oh god, the saddest part is where you can see all those nerds desperately trying to work it into the greater EU without completely destroying everything they hold dear. "Well, he could theoretically be a powerful, mutated force-sensitive being who crash landed on Endor and..."" Heh heh heh. :) And? They just don't understand Thats...what...we do. Everything we hold dear was destroyed long ago. They lack the understanding. They're even worse for making a fuss about it. :P Indeed. We simply pick around amid the rubble, like so many sad refugees. We know it's silly, we just accept it. Absolut. Huddled around the IRC as if it were a burning barrel in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is our fandom. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc snowking) % [b]Forum:Out of star wars but using it to help our earth with global warming [/b] I have coem to notice this global warming this is getting crazy. I know that in star wars they talk alot about atmospheric dampeners to take out CO2 and dangerous gases. As a collective can we as a whole us SW fans star somehting to help sciencetists go in this direction to create somehting liek this or the garbabe plan they use on Coruscant to help our own earth? I know its off star wars topic but can i get your guys feedback on this -jediknight2121 * We were talking about Breasts. .... 02:10, 23 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts wookieepedia) % * The4dotelipsis (n=chatzill@CPE-60-224-138-17.vic.bigpond.net.au) has left #wookieepedia ("Now, young Skywalker...talk behind my back.") 4dot sure is a something of something. Somehow. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Kyle didn't defect from the Empire, the entire Empire defected from him. They're the real traitors, hence his glorious collection of melted plastoid from around the galaxy.[/quote] I was under the impression that the administration frowned on moderators posting while deeply into Russian vodka. - GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (empire kyle tfn) % [quote]Kyle didn't defect from the Empire, the entire Empire defected [i]from him.[/i][/quote] What is this, Soviet Russia? - ThrawnRocks -- Wookiee' QDB (empire kyle tfn) % We need to make a Wookieepedia RPG :) with characters based on users (LucidFox): how will that work? you'll never be able to get anything done because all the NPC's will be sarcastic bastards -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Dooku%27s_head_Flies_off.jpg Well, that's one way to get a head in the Clone Wars Wow. That... was a really bad pun. you're welcome -- Wookiee' QDB (dooku irc) % I think I've come up with the six core attributes PCs will have in the Wookieepedia RPG: Editing, Edit Warring, Baleeting, Sarcasm, Votefarming, and Snacking. And every skill will be a subset of one of those attributes. "Use of USERNAME," for example, will fall under Sarcasm. Heheh Jack Nebulax: +infinity modifier to Edit Warring We could have a DS/LS system as well. Deletionism/Hyperinclusionism Yes, the alignments. Constructive/Deconstructionist character classes would include the Vandalsmacker, the Active Admin, the Lazy Admin, the Evil Inquisitor, and ... well, there'd only be one kind of Inquisitor ;) Search Boxer would be a prestige class. You'd start out as Joe Wikian, then develop skills as you went Think Oblivion * Imperialles is scared that he's having ideas for how to handle the combat system Turn-based or live action? Initiative-based Hmm? By useful edit count. Could the Inflatable Forklift be a melee weapon? Ah. With modifiers for IRC experience ;) I like a boost for IRC-ness. Inflatable Forklift would be the ONLY melee weapon. Wait, no, that and the banstick. Flubbage in some capacity. Inflatable-weapon-proficiencies and non-inflatable-weapon-proficiencies :P * GreenTentacle hopes that's the last source for Guri. Range weapons? Ranged* Inflatable Bryar pistol. Nostril of Palpatine. Breasts :-P Banstick. (thrown) Well, throwing would have to be an additional learned skill. Ah... The trouble is, no one would want to play the Wookieepedia RPG, because it would be too realistic. You know, I have a program that could do some of this. Sorta. Not MMO, but RPG. we ARE an MMO already. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rpg wookieepedia) % Robot creation is more interesting than Episode 2 led me to believe. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Gungan_Frontier That's a real game? Frontier? Sort of a educational software game, really Sorta like Basic Biology for Dummies ...Gungan Biology? Not sure I want to know. No, critters Click the link, wiseass ^_^ "F is for Floogy-wah. You don't have one, but we do!" Jeez * Gonk|Busy wiggles his floogy-wah as profanely as possible -- Wookiee' QDB (gungan irc) % Ulic is not a name to strike fear in men's hearts Depends on what he licks Now, if he licks your floogy-wah, it's all over. -- Wookiee' QDB (gungan irc ulic) % Right, I'm off to dream about hot, blond assassin droids. I've said too much. Night. He's gonna dream about power droids instead -- Wookiee' QDB (dream guri irc) % [20:34] Except he uses clones instead of a phylactery [20:36] I don't want to hear about Palpatine's phylactery... [20:36] It's probably all wrinkled. [20:36] Not as wrinkled as his floogy-wah [20:36] Floogy-wah [20:36] Stop! [20:37] Hey, he's from Naboo. How do we know he *doesn't* have a little Gungan blood? ;) [20:37] [20:37] Prove he doesn't have any Gungan blood! [20:37] "Yousa have a little Gungan in you? Yousa want some? Heh heh." -- Wookiee' QDB (gungan irc) % [b]Wipe this pathetic page from the face of the galaxy![/b] [u]This page is a candidate for speedy deletion, because: crap.[/u] -- Wookiee' QDB (deletion wookieepedia) % Guri could carry five kilos in internal storage? Where does she have internal storage? Does she have a flap in her back that folds up? Geez, who came up with that one? It would be volume, not mass, anyways. Hmm. I can think of ways, but they can't be discussed in detail without offending people. I expected that. :P I mean, just think of an organ that a woman has which has access to the exterior of the body and a fully-functional HRD would have the exterior access to but wouldn't have the organ. ooo I know this one! the stomach! And that's as far as I can reasonably go with that. Culator: why, naturally, it'd have to be the floogy-wah I could make a rather blunt but slightly insightful observation, but I won't -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc sexuality) % Ric Olie (piloting the Death Star): Hi. My name is Ric Olie. I'm the guy who pilots the Death Star. I'm getting a call now. My comlink is buzzing. Hello? Who is this? My name is Ric Olie. I pilot the Death St... you're telling me to shut up. Your name is Grand Moff Tarkin. You're telling me to position ourselves over Alderaan. Alright, we are positioned over Alderaan. Grand Moff Tarkin, did you know that Alderaan is the second planet in the Alderaan system? It is an unarmed and peaceful planet. It is considered the "Shining Star" of the Core Worlds. It values art, philosophy, and education. It... what sir? Uh, no sir, I am not a Rebel. - Barriss_Coffee -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar ric tfn) % Redemption, if I physically could, I would want to bear your children. - Leader 23:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Anzats for FA! They promise to lower taxes! And not eat your brains! Except maybe a little! That's in the fine print. Hey, um, you guys seem to be funneling a lot of tax dollars into these "brain harvesting" places... [...] The brain harvesting plants are for harvesting... um... bumblebee brains. For science. Dissection classes, you know how it is. Oh, well, how can we stand in the way of science? Why, those brain-harvesters could let paralyzed people walk again How dare you quaestion their human/alienitarian acts? *question Anzatitatian? Anzatitarian. Learn to spell. Right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Jar Jar is Darth Talon. Your life has been enriched. That was some... effective surgery Wasn't it, though? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I have just found the best thing... I can rollback from a User Contributions page... :D http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Jack_Nebulax -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rollback) % <...> but also because they're someone the user trusts to solve problems and do what must be done (By which I do not mean killing younglings. Though we are enforcing COPPA now. Hmmm . . . ). - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (coppa wookieepedia) % Independence is next on my list. That's the article. I'm not trying to have my house leave the UK. That would just be silly. form another Sealand! -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % [11:26] The Pope IS creepy looking. [11:26] I'm not alone on this, am I? [11:27] nope [11:27] I saw a resemblance to ol' Palps straight away [11:32] Agreed. [11:32] Pope = Palpy. -- Wookiee' QDB (consensus irc) % He talks the talk, walks the walk, he just looks different because he was reconstructed by a retarded Gran. He was salvaged by said Gran. Retarded? They have retarded people in SWG? Wait, what am I saying? -- Wookiee' QDB (durge galaxies irc) % Durge is alove in SWG. Shall we consider this canon? Crap. Alive. "Reply hazy. Ask again later" He's a love of who? Durge found love?! Gaahhhh -- Wookiee' QDB (durge irc) % They were blowing planets alphabetically. Alderaan had it coming. * Gonk moves to Zeltron for more reasons than one :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The way things are currently, I'd have the Green Screen Challenge redirect to the Colbert article STOP SAYING GREEN! Green Screen It isn't easy being green, you know GAH! I accuse Mr. Green in the hall with the revolver Gree. *Green Enoch, that joke makes me green with envy. Hm. What's the difference between blue screen and green screen...besides the obvious one. ? Boy, I hate when I forget to wear green on St. Patrick's Day LO, no difference Guri didn't wear green, IIRC. Green tends to cause less chromakey bleed. Well, blue screen doesn't set off my bloody stalk words. There's also the gray screen. Guri would look great in green Ahem. I actually did forget to wear green on St. Patrick's day... Guri would look great in nothing Green? Trees are green. Green's the color of spring... Grass is green And green can be cool and friendly like It's spring here. No green leaves yet, though. We should write a song about green. But the evergreens are around. Small green leaves Hey, I just remembered I gotta go to Walgreen's later We should look for Star Wars references in the Green Lantern comics The grass is green, though. Very green. What about Green Arrow, Enochf? Sure, just don't go crazy and make a Green Lantern article. Oh, can't forget Green Arrow Or Green Hornet * GreenTentacle turns sound off. Hehehe. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Green LOL http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Green_%28disambiguation%29 hahaha We love ya man Green was killed by Guri! You're welcome, all of you. Hurray for Guri! -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % Adam Hughes drew the best piece of fan art I've ever seen The one with Shaak-Ti and Aayla Secura? No, the one with Aayla and Yoda. W... w... w... Yoda? I didn't know Yoda was like that Off to lunch... hopefully I can keep it down. Sheesh. Yoda? * Enochf is now known as Enoch|lunch Big things come in small packages. :P * Karohalva has joined #wookieepedia Size matters not! The back is off, but the rest is okay. Control, control, I must learn control! * Karohalva has quit Heh, you scared him off. I bet those quotes used to be on the sexual references article -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality yoda) % If life was a tomato, we'd be the sticker in your next fast-food burger. <...> ... Sticker? Yes. It's happened. A sticker is a label with mucilage on the back. Is it not? Yesh. Why would there be such a thing in a hamburger? Because someone forgot to take it off of the tomato. I've seen it 'overlooked' before. Ah... OK So... Life is a tomato, and we are a sticker on the tomato, which then ends up being served in a hamburger gotcha -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:17] Enochf: A possible new pic for the "Breasts" article: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Blossom_Wine.JPG [22:17] Enochf: Just a suggestion [22:17] Enochf: Or not [22:17] Enochf: I still want to delete it [22:18] LtNOWIS: In the comic, that girl made Vader think of Padme. [22:19] Enochf: ^_^ Vader apparently saw Padme through the magnifying-glasses of love [22:19] Lord_Oblivion: Padme didn't have a rack like that [22:20] Enochf: Yes, well, that was what I was ever-so-subtly hinting at [22:21] Darth_Culator: Too subtle for some. [22:21] Darth_Culator: And Padme has a nice rack in many comics. [22:21] Darth_Culator: Just not in G-canon. [22:21] Darth_Culator: Which just proves the inherent superiority of the EU. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [22:27] Lord_Oblivion: Killiks aren't a Borg rip-off. Borgs are a Killik rip-off. Damn time traveling Star Trek writers. [22:28] LordHydronium: Killiks aren't a rip-off of anything, they're just annoyingly out of place [22:28] LordHydronium: "Hey, we just finished an alien invasion plotline. What should be our next series!" [22:28] LordHydronium: "I know, how about an alien invasion!" [22:29] LordHydronium: "Brilliant!" [22:30] Darth_Culator: Know what would be even better? [22:30] Darth_Culator: An alien invasion. [22:30] LordHydronium: Culator: You should pitch that to them. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It is best to be meek and humble for that makes one infinitely superior to the worthless scum who are proud. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I guess, now that I think about it, it was Jango that did in Zam at the end. Obi-Wan was only involved in the chase. There was a "Learn to read" book that dealt with that incident. It's like a book for 5 year olds, and Jango explains to his son that he had to kill his partner so she wouldn't talk. O_O What is he, Eminem? ^_^ LtNOWIS: Awesome. The next in the series is "Vader's Adventures with the Younglings", right? :P I think this is it: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/asin/0375814647/theultimatstarwa Read the second review. Just saw that. :D Hee hee -- Wookiee' QDB (jango zam) % Gah, the reaction to Luke being a ghost 160 YEARS AFTER HE WAS BORN is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in the fandom "OH NO LUKE DIED AT SOME POINT BEFORE HE TURNED 160 THAT MEANS JACEN KILLS HIM IN SACRIFICE ALL IS LOST WOE" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy lotf luke) % [quote]NRM was the funniest month i've had...online atleast. there should be a perminate Retcon thread for crazy/silly theories[/quote] http://boards.theforce.net/ASP/user_posts.asp?usr=240680 - StateOfLoveAndTrust -- Wookiee' QDB (retcon tfn) % [19:21] Hi [19:21] You new user [19:22] I am everything and nothing. [19:22] Um ok [19:23] I stand between the candle and the flame. [19:23] Shut Up with the Metaphores [19:23] Annoying [19:24] Who are the Metaphores? [19:24] How old are you [19:24] Old enough. [19:25] You sound like a retard nah I'm joking but stop it with the stupid stuff [19:25] I find it amusing to drive people to the point where they log off in disgust and leave me alone. [19:26] I'm not that kind of person but why is it amusing [19:27] I have an overabundance of cynicism. [19:27] Um Ok [19:27] Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. [19:28] I'm going to give you the finger --I-- [19:28] How rude. [19:29] Are you stupid vandal or just plain out stupid [19:29] * Azzt_Rhell ? [19:29] G2g bye (ass head) [19:29] *** DarthGree left #halopedia [] [19:29] :P -- Wookiee' QDB (halopedia irc non-sw) % George got 'better' at translating the story that the Whills gave him, written in Basic. In 1977, he thought the Whills told him Han shot first. In '97(?), he realized his translation error, and fixed it to the more accurate version that claims Greedo shot first. Then, as the DVDs were getting ready, he finally grasped the 'correct' translation, which describes Han and Greedo shooting at exactly the same moment. - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (greedo han lucas tfn) % [11:21] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Ataru [11:23] O_O [11:23] Ataru's keeping powah? [11:23] Meh [11:23] I wasn't looking [11:23] Channie will not be defied. [11:23] Durn you ChanServ [11:23] * Ataru removes channel operator status from Ataru [11:24] Or maybe she will. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % We don't have an article on war on a Star WARs site. But we have an article on breasts Good job, guys -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % "This user thinks bras do a better job of supporting breasts than he does" -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % I'm human. I make mistkes -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % What is :E, Cthulhu? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| darthrykandagoth (i=cf44550b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-4ae6ae92057b4cf0) has joined #wookieepedia Darth Ryk and a Goth? I bet they go to Hot Topic together. i love hot topic fag |<-- darthrykandagoth has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % -->| darthrykandagoth (i=cf44550b@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-9de16883325965b4) has joined #wookieepedia I imagine this will be interesting. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Darth_rykan_dagoth What the fuck? Ohhhhh It all makes sense now. yes it does....... You've managed to figure out how to use the stapler? Cleanup: ”'Darth Rykan-Dagoth”' was a [[Dark Lord of the Sith]] best known for his strange affinity for [[feces]]. lol Historians of Sith lore debated whether this (coupled with his tendency to label others as "fags") pointed to an [[anal fixation]]. maybe....... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % SuperWatto: What I'd like to see someday is a clone wars novel with Luke Skywalker in the title. Darth_Duck: The Conception of Luke Skywalker? NelanisGhost: Can there really be a whole novel based on a seven minute event? -- Wookiee' QDB (luke sexuality tfn) % "Oppo Rancisis and the painful dump he had the other day" Bah!! "Written by Matthew Stover" SOLD!!! --DARTH_MARK-22 -- Wookiee' QDB (bah stover tfn) % And I doubt you could find a lead quote for Picard. Sure I could. "We surrender, totally and without condition." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % Kirk...cannotbequestioned. Shatner's....actingskills...are...undeniable. ... I'm...the real....slim shady...all you other....slim shadies....arejustimitators. The . . . abilityto . . . destroy . . . a . . . planet . . . is . . . insignificantnexttothepoweroftheForce! Space...........The final front.....eir.....These are the.....voyages of the.....starship Enterprise....It's five year mission....to.....seek out new life and new....civilizations, to.....boldly go where.....no man has.....gone.....before! THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % [19:15] Heh, Windu's asking what happens if you get WotM [19:15] Pixies fly out of your ass when you do. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % I'm sure Lord Oblivion remembers... That I had him pregnant from a greasy Twi'lek lekku. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % Zahn also has a bad habit of making starship battles sound like text book descriptions or police reports. "On Galactic stardate 10.34.63 at approximately 1325 hours 4 TIE/in starfighters left the port hangar of the Imperial Star Destroyer Thrawn Is Awesome in a classic flying-V formation. All 4 pilots had twisted lips and said things in a wry manner." -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn zahn) % [h]Did you know…[/h] * … that [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Landor_system]Landor[/link] was a system, not a man? -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % How to get banned, item 1: Claim to be under 13. Item 2: Argue with the administration. Item 3: Be a dick. Item 4: Get in an argument with Nebulax. Item 5: Say the Exile is male. Item 6: Bite the noobs Item 7: Do something malicious Item 8: Be called Jack Nebulax. :P Item 9: Be called Redemption Who actually has been banned more than Jack -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % He has arthritis I think No He said his hand work was still good His legs suck though Lee? He's boring as hell. ...you've been looking, LO? Indeed. I re-read Tolkien's epic trilogy each year. He said in an interview 4dot, I don't appreciate your tone. about the duel Too bad. Not really... Deliver a decent performance for once in your life, and I'll pay attention. * ChristopherLee has kicked The4dotelipsis from #wookieepedia LOL Hahaha! Get 'em Ozzel * The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia * ChristopherLee has kicked The4dotelipsis from #wookieepedia Hahaha! * The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia Faster typing, I see. Do you really expect me to believe that you read that every single year I thought your legs sucked. How do you kick? Yoga. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:15:26] Look, I have your fodder. [14:23:30] My fodder? [14:23:46] Obi-Wan said you killed him. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc obi-wan) % [21:11:45] zapped [21:13:41] So I won't get to "sing his questbook". What a shame. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [b]Honest Opinions Please [/b] When first coming to this article and seeing that picture of Guri, how many of you guys had the first thought: "I'd bang her!" ? —Unsigned comment by 12.76.80.64 (talk • contribs). * Yup Themelle444 11:55, 18 April 2007 (UTC) ** Riiiight. Unit 8311 18:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC) *** Has this guy got our number or what? .... 10:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (guri wookieepedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Alpha_Squad&diff=next&oldid=1316641 Gonk, how could you? :? That anon's edits to that article were pure fanon nonsense oh. Huh. I have a hard time discerning fanon nonsense from canon nonsense where Mandos are involved. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % [20:50] * {MW}Inbl[GEN] has joined #wookieepedia [20:50] <{MW}Inbl[GEN]> hi [20:51] <{MW}Inbl[GEN]> any1 else here? [20:51] No. [20:51] * {MW}Inbl[GEN] has quit -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Inbl has joined #wookieepedia hi? anybody here or are you all a bunch of rotting corpses??? :| wat? Hm. I might...let me check * Azzt|NotHereish is now known as Azzt|RottingCorp lol * Azzt|RottingCorp is now known as Azzt|Undead * Darth_Culator is now known as Culator|Undead does anybody here play republic commando? No, that's a Star Wars game. We're Trekkies ... on wookiepedia? *Trekkers This is Memory Alpha, you want Wookieepedia im on wookiepedia you guys r stupid What's the difference between Trekkies and Trekkers? Nothing, we prefer to be called Trekkers anymore. I don't know why though * Inbl has quit Stupid are we? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % <-- Lord_Oblivion has left this channel ("Siss on you pister. You ain't so mucking fuch. What in the world makes you think you're so smucking fart?"). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:48:18] And Angela, oddly enough, doesn't specify her age [13:48:30] She's under COPPA. Shhh. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (coppa irc) % [13:49:35] It'd be hilarious if we found out Jimbo is really an 11-year-old kid. [13:49:54] And he hired Jimbo to be his front guy. [13:49:55] Who's in those pictures then? :P [13:51:12] The Great Arbiter of Wikipedia is some kid who's going to get grounded by his parents when they find out he's running a website and making decisions on whether to allow pictures of boobs. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Heh... I have the prerogative to have a little fun, but I don't feel like a woman -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:28] I always had a hard time adjusting to Movie Geordi, the one sans visor. [12:28] I couldn't stop thinking "Reading Rainbow" [12:29] It's easy to tell Reading Rainbow LeVar from Geordi. [12:29] Geordi talks like a normal person, and LeVar whispers like a creepy pedophile. [12:29] He's in a library. He has to talk softly. [12:30] Reading Rainbow is definitely better than some of the newer childrens shows [12:30] Teletubbies... that freaky giant blue dog... [12:31] The Sun is a friggin infants head [12:31] Bob the Builder is great though ^_^ [12:32] "Preparing America's youth for their vital role in her booming industry!!" [12:32] Hey, young boys are interested in great big trucks, might as well make it constructive [12:33] Better the giant crane and steamroller than a useless Truckosaurus [12:34] Better still: life in a garbage can [12:34] Now that's what I call giving our kids the skills they'll need [12:35] Sesame Street teaches us if you talk to your imaginary Snuffleupagus friend long enough, eventually everybody else will see him too [12:35] Except for the old man, WHO DIES [12:36] For the longest time I was convinced Oscar killed Mr. Hooper [12:36] I guess I was suspicious and conspiracy-minded even at that tender young age [12:36] They had to keep the Count from going to the funeral [12:36] "One shovel full of dirt!" [12:36] "Two shovels full of dirt!" [12:37] "Get out of here, you freak!" [12:37] "THREE shovels full of dirt, ah ah ah!" [12:37] "Why must you mock our grief?!" [12:37] lol [12:39] In retrospect, a likelier explanation would have been that, faced with economic duress considering his shop's location in the middle of the 'hood, he offed himself [12:40] Then the shop gets demolished and rebuilt as a check cashing place. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % Hm. Procreation is the goal of life...so people who don't fail a life? If you look at things from a purely biological perspective, yes My mother says she doesn't want to be a grandmother for another several years She lies about her age too Y'know, it's gonna seem pretty damn wierd when both of us are 29. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % *Jacen screams on Mustafar as he burns, his arm and a leg are missing* "Why did....ARGHHHHHHHH....Bantha....AHHHHHHHHHH....cross the road?" *Jacen catches fire* *Luke shakes his head* "Death was too good for you." *** Later Vader Voice Jacen: "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!" --Charlemagne19, on Jacen's bad jokes in Young Jedi Knights. -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn yjk) % Mirta/Ben irks me to no end. Not so much because of the differences in background/age, but because they've never even met each other. It's like saying that it would be cool for one of John McCain's sons to hook up with one of George Bush's daughters. It would be cool, but there's absolutely no reason to believe it'll happen. -- Wookiee' QDB (ben mandalorian tfn) % Best deleted page ever: &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&VIKINGS ARE FAGGOTS -- Wookiee' QDB (deletion irc) % I zone out with Luceno and his "the explosions blossomed in the vacuum like pink carnations in springtime being fertilized by bees and the starfighters danced in an elaborately choreographed ballet of death by Tchaikovsky" space battles. --Dark Lady Mara -- Wookiee' QDB (luceno tfn) % Thanks for fixing the spelling, anon: http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Middle_City&curid=76388&diff=1321052&oldid=1281078 -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc) % [10:37:50] --> Jaymach has joined #wookieepedia [10:38:13] hmm...ChatZilla automatically joins here...that's a tad annoying [10:38:28] kinda ruins my not coming back thing -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:54:56] Lucid doesn't see the world the way you and I see it. Lucid sees the world as a series of ones and zeros. [22:55:36] That doesn't sound very lucid :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Can someone explain why someone would tag a sound with {{Game-screenshot}} ? If you can see sounds (and therefore can take screenshots of them), I want some of what you're smoking. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * You are now known as LtNOWIS|food Wonder if Nowis went to get some friend chicken. *fried, not friend. :-p Don't eat your friends, kids. Are your friends chicken? That would be cannibalism, which is frowned upon in many cultures. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anakin = Bitch, Vader = Pimp/Fly you have to admit, a proper ass kicking did focus Anakin Too bad Obi-Wan Kenobi can't come back. ... "I killed them all".. *cries* and by ass kicking I mean multiple amputations and immolation a proper ass kicking focused anakin how? it focused him in the darkside hes not a bitch anymore oh yeah that'll work on Jacen He chokes a bitch. exactly he got a good gov't job He got rid of his lowlife girlfriend. the bitch wouldnt shut up and put out more, its quite understandable quit screwing around with hotrods he cut his hair and got a proper suit Is no longer an intergalactic space hippy. technically, he job does afford him great health insurance for these reasons Vader is a vast improvement on Anakin hell he got rid of a couple billion hippies when he let Tarkin glass Alderann form them damn drumcircles now you bunch of hippies see where your lack of defensive weapons got you so, this is why Han should have smacked Jacen around some more the beatings should have begun after their toddler adventure in the under city of Coruscant "don't you ever, ever scare me like that again!" Were a peaceful planet.. blah, blah, blah, that makes it easier you stupid hoe -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc jacen vader) % "Covered" is kind of iffy I saw everything. *Everything*. Regarding said breasts If that was "covered", then obviously Vader's wingmen had him well-covered in his Death Star run against Luke right when Han shows up. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % <-- LordHydronium has left this server ("How the hell did I stay up so late?"). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:45:21] What is it with you and the fox girl? [22:45:41] * GreenTentacle is aware that somebody with a Guri fixation shouldn't really comment. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % No, I'm the only one in the channel. Besides channie. Oh I seeeee . . . :-P I think I had a dream where someone thought Channie was real. I trust you two are enjoying your "stay". :-P Havac: Bow-chicka-wow-wow :-P It's hard to have cybersex when you're the only one talking. Suuuuuuuurre. :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Changing_Conan_Antonio_Motti_back_to_Motti <--Because a talk page vote just wouldn't be sufficient. -- Wookiee' QDB (consensus irc) % Holy crap, looks like Darkhorse took Del Rey's balls. --Darth_Guy, on the announcement of Legacy -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse legacy tfn) % [11:38:38] Though the opposite seemed to happen with Ophidians on a Flying Machine. [11:40:05] Well, most of the hype for said Aeronautical Serpents was how bad it sounded anyway -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:19:16] Restart required [18:19:17] To fully ugprade, please restart [18:19:17] Continue [yN] [18:19:31] Stupid Ubuntu maintainers. Can't even spell "upgarde" properly. [18:19:41] oops [18:19:43] upgrade -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % RE: Zekk or Jagged? [quote]Who do you think Jaina will end up with? Are there any others I missed?[/quote] I vote for Jacen. gotta keep up with star wars tradition... - CernStormrunner -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen jagged jaina tfn zekk) % (Deletion log); 11:31 . . SFH (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Penisland") (Deletion log); 11:30 . . SFH (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Boobs": content was: '{{delete}}BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIESSSS. Princess Leia's bounce') -- Wookiee' QDB (anons breasts wookieepedia) % Before 1000 BBY, everybody's a Sith Lord. Sith Lordships were handed out in specially-marked boxes of Cheerios. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sith) % [18:58] D-Fender1031: btw, is there a PG restriction on this room? [18:58] Enochf: Nah [18:58] Redemption: No, you motherfucker -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:45:43] Now, do what must be done. [14:45:53] Including killing younglings, if necessary. [14:46:03] ;) [14:46:07] COPPA! UNLIMITED COPPA! -- Wookiee' QDB (coppa irc) % If Wookieepedia was a Sailor Moon wiki: Culator: "Episode 184 is canon, damnit!" McEwok: "Yes, we can have a proper article on [[Eye]]. Eyes are obviously different from the real world. For one, they're larger." Jaymach: "They featured DALI? And my expansion of the Japan article got reverted? I quit!" Tnu: "We should hold a consensus for Usagi Tsukino and Sailor Moon (character) to be split up again!" -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc) % * GreenTentacle enjoys being prodded at all times. ... Don't ask. I really don't know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I should put "per Enoch" on my family crest Ad Astra Per Enoch -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Actually, not only does Star Wars have a story with a transgender character, it has a story with a transgender, trans[i]species[/i] character. There was a Twi'lek male in the Aurra Sing Bounty Hunter comic who had some, uh, modifications that turned him into a human female. Oy.[/quote] So, what, they hacked off most of is brain or something? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc twilek) % do you guys favor Mon Cals or SDs more? SDs SDs. SDs Mon Cals! SDs. More firepower Just to be different. :P SDs Jack? We agree on something! * McEwok laughs -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Powah is fun. I get to crush vandals, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women...if they had any. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah vandal) % He'll never know now, Nowis. :( Wow, that's a lot of "now" in a row. hahaha -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]TIMEWARP![/quote] Well, that would certainly explain why the officer (Karath?) is so alarmed. "Sir! A Star Trek plot is materializing off our stern!" - Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor startrek) % (bloody keyboard) Did he stab someone over it? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Just because I don't host with a whang up my ass doesn't make me unlistenable. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * GT|away is soaking. Bloody rain. I'd be quite concerned by rain that was bloody. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Huh.. We don't have an article on the Squash Harkov campaign. We have the battles but no one article. Is that name canon? :P Sadly, no. How about the "Levitate and Crunch Harkov" campaign? "Harkovian Tracheal Elevation" Wait. Does it have a canon name? No. It is was a mix of several campaigns. Alright. But the subject in them was all the same. Then pull a Nagai Fleet on it. I can't write about it. I no longer have the old TIE Fighter game. Well... The Harkov Counterinsurgency Campaign Get someone to write about it. The Harkov Super Monkey Sydney Pollack Tumble Bunny Tasty Muffin Campaign No, not that much of a Nagai Fleet. We have a winner -- Wookiee' QDB (conjecture irc nagai) % I think that needs QDBing. Well I'd do it if I could log in to the kriffing QDB. Could it be that Harkov has drawn the QDB over to the Rebellion? "Now you shall PAY for your QDB submission!" *horrific crunch* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:53] What happened: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Leia_Organa_Solo [15:54] JMAS went mad? [15:54] It would seem... That or Leia is having a VERY bad hair day. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia) % [13:29] * RR|Slave is now known as RR|Dead [13:29] Heh heh heh. [13:30] * LucidFox mourns RR|Dead [13:30] * WaruFraajic follows suit. [13:30] He was relentless. [13:30] And, sometimes, recusant. [13:30] * Lord_Oblivion has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)) [13:30] Because now I can't steal his life energies :-( [13:30] I'll miss him. [13:30] I guess. [13:31] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to LucidFox [13:31] Who were we talking about? [13:31] I dunno, some guy. [13:31] * RR|Dead (i=829c03fe@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-88a28782e315a9a3) has left #wookieepedia (requested by LucidFox: "Buried.") ... [13:32] * RR|Dead (i=829c03fe@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-88a28782e315a9a3) has joined #wookieepedia [13:32] I did not like dying. ;-) [13:32] heh [13:32] Oh God! [13:32] * RR|Dead proceeds to haunt Wookieepedians [13:32] Zombie! [13:32] or ghost [13:32] * LucidFox sprinkles RR|Dead with holy water [13:32] Some for of undead [13:32] * RR|Dead is in fact like the spirit of that Sith Lord dude that was on Yavin IV ;-) [13:32] *form [13:33] * Lord_Oblivion_ drinks some holy water [13:33] Hm. Tastes like the local tap. [13:33] It _is_ local tap, Austin. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:40] Well, Xizor's looking longer. [12:40] ...that's what Guri said. [12:41] I was going to say Leia, but that was even grosser. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc leia) % [08:43] Oversized pics. [08:44] I was thinking more along the lines of an undersized brain. [08:44] He's 15. That's standard issue. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % *Ozzel started it when he fried up the Colonel for his own, as of yet unstated, reasons (presumably to bring him up to finger lickin' Good Article status). I'd long contemplated cooking up an article on the Pizza Hut Girl, the hottest dish ever served in a Star Wars commercial; seeing Ozzel's article made me realize I had to deliver in 30 minutes or less, or someone else would beat me to it. I guess nobody quierod the taco lovin' rat-dog enough for the same rush treatment. jSarek 09:30, 9 May 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (canon wookieepedia) % [02:09] The Eurovision song contest preempts Doctor Who, so it must be destroyed any all those associated with it must die. [02:11] Well, turning it on to see a Ukrainian guy in a dress, you might almost think it was Doctor Who. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % Havac! Me! Azzt cried "Havac". * Darth_Culator lets slip the dogs of war. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Impressive... Most impressive... It's full of info... [applause] --Starkeiller on Wookieepedia, July 10 2005 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn wookieepedia) % [12:29] Havac, where did you learn to talk in your deadpan-cynical manner? [12:29] Jesus spoke to me in a dream. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Lightsabers with power chords=the stupid --Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (lightsaber tfn) % RE: New canon category: T-canon Tasty-Canon? - Rogue_Follower -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc) % "Well, the book says they're Jedi, but I don't interpret that to mean Jedi." "I choose to take incredibly complex and unlikely meanings from the sentence because I hate IKs." I interpret Jedi to mean Sith. Suck on that! See? This is why I love Legacy. "And no one can tell me I'm wrong, except John Ostrander will post in a couple hours and tell my I'm full of crap, and then maybe I'll be forced to eat my words." -- Wookiee' QDB (ik irc legacy tfn) % KKR is one letter off from KKK. That racist bastard! He's 67% racist. And 33% dumbass. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % " I agree, I prefer my women to be willing, but still drop dead gorgeous, like those five multicoloured hotties are." ... sometimes... I prefer my women to be willing? What the hell? Havac beat me to it I guess the implication is...he doesn't mind if they're not? "Well, gee, I really like it when women want to have sex with me, but if rape it what it takes I guess I'm OK with that." I mean, a little ketamine never hurt anyone. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [14:47] Hmm, [14:55] That's quite the cliffhanger. :P [15:04] Will we learn what LF was Hmming about? Find out next week, same star-time, same star-channel! [15:14] heh -- Wookiee' QDB () % http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28545674/ Jaina sucks. Only if you're lucky. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jaina) % * Jorrel|School spins in his chair. * Jorrel|School stops spinning. I need to study. * Lord_Oblivion tries to spin in his chair * Lord_Oblivion then remembers his chair doesn't spin and falls on the floor -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Greetings, [insert name here]! As my responses are quite limited, do not inquire about subjects that do not relate to the operations of this channel. That said, please avoid obscene topics. Those who do not may be removed by a channel operator. * GreenTentacle wonders what LO is talking about. I shall now remain inactive until called upon. Thank you. Er...yes. * Lord_Oblivion is in the process of upgrading to Lord_Oblivion 2.0 New features include more human-like speech and conversational abilities. Upgrade complete. Hry. What's up? *Hey I'm done. You should have waited until the first service pack came out. :P lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Youknowmyname looks at "In the news." CIV? Not going. Star Wars exhibit in UK? Again no. Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed? Probably won't watch it. Stamps? Don't care. Atlas of the Star Wars Galaxy? Gonna get it. Cancellation of the planned Darth Plagueis novel? Fuck you, Del Ray. Stop. Stop reading my mind right now. * Culator|Away is now known as Darth_Culator Except I spelled "Del Rey" right when I was cursing them. Fuck you, Del Rey, for spelling it with an "e" Good riddance to the Darth Plagueis novel. I want no more Star Wars immaculate conceptions. The Catholics have that copyright and we might get into trouble. -- Wookiee' QDB (atlas c4 canon crap irc plagueis) % I think this might be a new personal record: fifteen straight minutes on the Windows startup screen. You should get a medal. * Gonk|Work would like nothing more than to chuck this laptop out the window onto the pavement right now. Seriously, nothing more. World peace? Meh! Adminship or bureaucratship? Bah! A harem of forty young lasses of virtue true? Feh! But watching this laptop shatter into countless tiny pieces? Oh yes. Hmm. No, I've never had a problem so horrible that I'd prefer smashing a piece of hardware over having "harem of forty young lasses of virtue true." Seriously, that must be *really* bad. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Sounds like it could be the name of some Star Wars themed product for toddlers. Or soup Aurebesh soup! It's great for the kids and the grown ups like it too! (part of this complete breakfast) lol. I want that made canon. I want it actually made. :P Soup for breakfast? Let's send a petition to Lucas Blah. Hey. Aliens are strange critters It's aurek-besh-cresh-de-licious -- Wookiee' QDB (aurebesh irc) % * Karohalva sings: "Now I know my Aurebesh! Next time won't you smell my breath!" -- Wookiee' QDB (aurebesh irc) % *(diff) (hist) . . Image:BLOC01AB.jpg‎; 15:57 . . (0) . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) (One day I'll lern to spel.) *(Upload log); 15:56 . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) (uploaded "Image:BLOC01AB.jpg": {{Information |attention= |description=A CR90 corvette in formation with two GR-75 medium transports |source=''Star Wars: Behing the Magic'' |author= |filespecs=Extracted from BtM data files then losslessly c) -- Wookiee' QDB (spelling wookieepedia) % It occurs to me, when we actually start cataloging planets in our galaxy, eventually we'll discover so many they won't be fun to name anymore bah. If babies are still fun to name, planets will be too. They'll start getting names like Bluish Cloudy Place or God I Hate My Job Baby names are getting stupid. Oh, please say we won't start getting "black planets" like Jupiterneequa... My children will have names taken out of a book of baby names printed no later than 1957. lol Neptwan Culator is survived by Hortense and Aloysius. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:54] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mandalorian_wedding.jpg [17:54] Shock of shocks, the Mandalorian wedding is that user's only contribution [17:55] He should have at least put the image in. [17:55] We Mandalorians are gathered here today... [17:56] I wouldn't be surprised if Mandos wore most of their armor while having sex. [17:56] I'd be surprised if they didn't [17:56] I'm also surprised there are actual Mando women [17:56] they have specialized breast plates. [17:57] ...To unite this blaster and this ammo clip...No, wait... To unite this man and this... not-really-a-man... in military alliance--marriage! [17:57] Hehe. Breast plate. [17:57] Then by the power vested in us, we Mandalorians pronounce you... [17:57] Dead and strife--gun and vibroshiv---man and wife! [17:57] Oh, and we Mandalorians may now kiss the bride. Get in line, junior. [17:58] Correction: We Mandalorians may now kick the bride [17:58] ^_^ -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc mandalorian) % For someone who feels jerking off is a sin, supergeeky knows a lot about celeb porn being sold on Ebay. ... XD He informed us that pics of Natalie Portman topless were up for bids. I could undress a hatrack and be more aroused hatrack... O.O Have fun then... Oh, er, that is to say Not that I *have* undressed a hatrack Lately -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Jacen joins Asajj Ventress as someone who's remarkably incompetent at torture. --LtNOWIS -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn) % [17:36] And I thought I had gotten rid of that session data error...gah. [17:40] Datrio: Any other advice than "use Firefox" (it's lame and it still doesn't let you edit, only good point is that it doesn't log you out when you try to log in)? [17:40] use Firefox [17:40] ... [17:40] gah, I didn't even read the question [17:40] use Opera! [17:40] :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fuck. * GreenTentacle hits himself. Spontaneous Tourette's, a new IRC phenomenon -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I just realized something. We have a near-infinite supply of AA batteries here. So technically, that's POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % There Is No Bread Cabal -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % "Who cares about Sacrifice? Harry Potter comes out this summer. It's much more interesting. Star Wars is dead. What's the point anymore?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy tfn) % "Of course, I have no biological needs or functions, and pleasure-seeking is not in my programming. That didn't keep the hostess from treating me as well as any organic guest. Without a doubt, it was the most invigorating oil bath treatment I had ever received." Ewwwwwwwww... That's about Zeltros. Well, that's a heck of a lube job right there. It could be non-sexual I brought that up during an earlier conversation. LtNOWIS: Zeltrons. Yeah. ;) Zeltrons will screw anything that moves. :P What a galaxy They say they want to sleep with Plif in that Danish version of the one comic that's mentioned on the wiki. What. The. Hell. they? A couple of them, as I recall. Though I guess only one says it. Zeltrons I don't think the mechanics work. Oh, right, Plif >_< Hm. Plif is very small. I'm not even sure how the mechanics of that would work, though my evil mind is trying to solve it even as I write. It could work, but I wouldn't think either one would find it that great. OH GOD MY MIND HAS LATCHED ONTO A MENTAL IMAGE AND IT WON'T GO AWAY Unless Plif hides it well. * LordHydronium beats his head against the desk until he's senseless LOL! There are worse images that could be burned into your brain. "At any given moment, at least eighty percent of the population is engaged in some sort of merrymaking." "Merrymaking" being a fairly obvious euphemism for "orgy", I imagine? I bet. Orgy? That many people engage in group sex? Well, maybe not all as one. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc plif sexuality zeltron) % RE: What does Palpatine and Vader do in their spare time? What does Palpatine do in his spare time? Mara Jade, of course. - Browwiw -- Wookiee' QDB (mara palpatine) % It is curious to note that, in the Danish version of [i][link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Marvel_Star_Wars_77:_Chanteuse_of_the_Stars]Marvel Star Wars 77: Chanteuse of the Stars[/link][/i], a little subtlety is lost in translation when the female Zeltron who approaches Plif does not ask whether the Hoojibs are any fun, but rather she bluntly asks if she can take him to bed. Presumably, this hint towards the thought of Hoojib/Zeltron intercourse is not canon. -- Wookiee' QDB (plif sexuality wookieepedia zeltron) % Krayt is Zayne Carrick. That prophecy just took a long time to come true. His armor was colored red at one point; after 4000 years the paint just came off. - piemaster -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse krayt prophecy zayne) % go fuck yourself redemption [Moments later after random, usual convo] he can call me a fucktard Go fuck yourself Redemption :P yet i cant tell red to fuck himself oblivion said that! No I didn't You did Indeed Fuck yourself? How would that work? ozzel why arent you banning oblivion? he said the same thing? Because he didn't. Me? He said it out of love. so did i!!!! No... Redemption doesn't feel that way about you. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Mostly hippies go to farmers markets. Mostly. hey, was there an Inq meeting yesterday? Farmer's markets are great. You can get kick-ass sausage. Gonk: Nope. At least I didn't go to one. And I was here. They have one every other week along the high street in town. Makes the whole place smell of ostrich burgers. Farmer's markets, that is. Not Inq meetings. No ostrich burgers at Inq meetings?! Bah! I'm quittin'. -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % [20:18] find ONE page that would be deleted if on wikipedia [20:18] Hah, very easy. :P [20:18] [20:18] * Jack_Phoenix goes to Wookieepedia to click on Special:Random -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % This is Stupid with a capital 's'. Darth Maddolis 05:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC) * But it's also Funny with a capital 'f'. :P Adamwankenobi 06:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC) ** This is simply a disgrace. And not funny at all. —Unsigned comment by Maybe-not (talk • contribs). *** And it's Canon, with a capital 'c'. Don't like it? Too bad. Jorrel Fraajic 14:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (mountsorrow wookieepedia) % Perhaps he'll clone her. Mara Ja'ade. Or Luke'll make several clones. Mara Ja'ade, Mara Ja'a'ade, and Mara Ja'a'a'ade. Foursome! The trick is to make sure they're all on different cycles. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke mara) % But the way I see it, Mara HAD to die. She's on the cover. The title is Sacrifice. And if she gets any older they'll have to figure out how to keep her preternaturally hot. Simple solution. Now she can remain hot as a Force ghost -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mara) % The hell? What? What what? What what what? What what what what? The same as the last what, actually. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:04] Is There Life On Mars???? [19:04] * Joker1138 has quit (Remote closed the connection) [19:04] ... [19:04] Apparently not. [19:04] Yes, Joker. [19:04] You. [19:04] Damn, I was just about to say that :) [19:04] :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * JainaSolo (n=4571a92f@host112.toad-host.com) has joined #wookieepedia JainaSolo the real one is hot And hello to you too, Crusty -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jaina) % I'm gonna go my dueces The second toke on a freshly-loaded pipe of marijuana... Or When you take a big dump in the toilet ... Talk about immature -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Granted, but also remember that Qui-Gon was the best-Jedi-ever. I mean, heck, he taught Batman how to fight. - browwiw -- Wookiee' QDB (qui-gon tfn) % *** supernerdy1 is now known as NataliePortman * NataliePortman actually likes being NataliePortman. * GreenTentacle tries to resist temptation to hit on NataliePortman. She's not real. She's not real. She's not real. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Not that I'm likening Lucas to Shakespeare, but you get my drift.[/quote] Shakespeare wouldn't mind. It's always good to remember that William wrote for the masses and ripped off liberally his own plots/history. The only difference was he could do dialog. - Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (lucas tfn) % Hey Lucid Fox, a director for a Puppet film I just watched is Louis Fox :) well The secret is out... you already know where LucidFox is from, so... :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Damnit. About the same time. I was warming up my banstick. GT Please You must ask yourself "How will this look out of context?" ^_^ -- Wookiee' QDB (ban context irc) % I like Cade. He doesn't have a secret heart of gold hiding behind his gruff exterior, he's just kind of a dick. -- Wookiee' QDB (cade irc) % [17:40] Randy was there at the DH booth, but I got sidetracked talking to JJM and never got around to talking to him. [17:40] Talking to JJM? [17:40] Wow [17:40] Yep. [17:40] Speak of the devil... [17:40] Got his thoughts on some aspects of Wookieepedia. [17:41] *** Culator|Out is now known as Darth_Culator. [17:41] The Devil? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'd like to see the Hat though. In fact, KotOR - as the funniest of the Star Wars comics - is probably the perfect series in which to have a call out to Hat. Like, I don't know, Gryph sees it on display and is all: [i]"Zayne buddy, I have GOT to buy that hat." "What good would a hat do?" "You never know."[/i] - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (hat kotor tfn) % [20:39] is this the wookiepedia chat??? [20:40] Maybe [20:40] There is no Wookiepedia. [20:40] Sometimes it's the Random LucidFox Topic chat [20:40] Sometimes it's the Bitching About Our Computers chat [20:41] Sometimes it's the Culator Just Feels Like Ranting chat. [20:41] Sometimes? [20:41] Often. [20:41] But it's officially the Wookiee-with-2-e's-pedia chat. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Karohalva> Okay, I is back. Good. I was sick of skipping from H to J -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:54] --> Jaymach has joined this channel (n=chatzill@wikia/Jaymach). [22:54] ah more people now [22:54] <-- Jaymach has left this server (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % today is the costume pageant Post as much blue skin as you can find so there'll be more people dressed up A Gallery of Aayla Secura Navels I only saw 1 Aayla yesterday Aayla'll be hard for SW fans to pull off. I imagine you'll see more Opun McGrrrrs -- Wookiee' QDB (c4 irc) % [13:38] It's so funny how guys are always staring at the slave Leias. [13:38] Honestly, I saw one today with a circle of 8 guys around her. [13:40] Was she hot? [13:40] I couldn't really see her because of all the guys. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (c4 irc leia) % [21:03] Some of the techs are dumb. [21:09] Login: XXXXXXXX / Location: Virginia / Headend: 215-24 / Node: HA081 / Trouble type: Connection Slow / Entry time: 05/26/2007 09:42:02 AM / Problem description: HIS EMAIL IS RUN SLOW ANDTHE COMPUTER [21:09] Andthe computer what? [21:09] Andthe computer is cursing at him? [21:09] Andthe computer exploded? [21:11] --> DarthWilliam has joined this channel (i=45cd7bba@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-df8ff0a113aebd26). [21:11] hello [21:12] <-- DarthWilliam has left this server (Remote closed the connection). [21:22] He must mean "His email is run slow" and "his email is run the computer" [21:26] The grammar and typing just offend me. [21:26] Or should I say, "THE GRAMMAR IS OFFEND ME ANDTHE TYPING" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| JackNebulax (i=473b4103@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-d62a3b1c2f7d7f67) has joined #wookieepedia Someone unlock "Imperial sentinel" so I can re-add my compromise. First provide a source that explicitly states the sentinels were clones *of their masters*. Reworded fanon is still fanon. We have Luke's quote: "My sentinels..." Is that it? While not saying that they were his, we can't ignore it. Huh But Padme says "My bodyguard"... And Lando once talked about his dog being run over by a speeder. Should we assume that "my dog" means the dog could have been a clone of Lando? ...and at least THEY look alike. That's either a low flying speeder or a very tall dog. A very /smooth/ dog, too. "Hey baby, mind if I ... sniff your butt?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The galaxy seems to change more in the 1,000 between TotJ and KotOR than it does in the following 5,000 years. If we follow the TotJ style to its logical conclusion, in 10,000 BBY, Jedi were space-cavemen wearing wompa pelt loincloths and weilding vibro-clubs. They wouldn't develop the technology for thatch-roof cantinas until 8,000 BBY. - LonnyD -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse kotor totj) % RE: Darth Question Star Wars' answer to The Riddler? - Havet_Storm -- Wookiee' QDB (darth tfn) % I have the entire WEG collection in PDF, and all the WOTC books up to but not including Saga Edition. * Darth_Culator would like to remind everyone that Wookieepedia supports all applicable copyright laws. As if any of us pay attention to them... I have to pretend to care. I mean, how many super-hirez images have been uploaded? =P As many as we can find. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % 15:51, 28 May 2007 Sikon (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Don't Die (skill)" (content was: 'This was a special skill that allowed you to bring yourself or others back to life after being dead. The only person who ever got this skill was 68.199.35.11')) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [15:23] --> ipadress has joined this channel (i=89a31534@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-4d66b9293dd42c39). [15:25] so, ChanServ , what you want to discuss with me "in private"? [15:28] ChanServ: you are always here but ya never talk? [15:28] what's wrong? [15:29] <-- ipadress has left this server (Remote closed the connection). -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc) % [23:33] is it known why Eccleston left Doctor Who after just one season? [23:33] I don't. Who's Who now? -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % >You don't want to make Kyle angry. There will always be room to disagree with Kyle Katarn. That room is called the morgue. --Darth_Culator and CernStormrunner -- Wookiee' QDB (kyle tfn) % 20:18, 30 May 2007 Datrio (Talk | contribs) deleted "Forum:PENIS IS SUPA COOL" (vagina's a lot better!) -- Wookiee' QDB (halopedia sexuality wikia) % I wonder if Cade's child/children will be half Zeltron. I'd be concerned if they were half Zabrak. lol I hope Zabrak babies are born feet first Yow Ow. Maybe they don't grow the horns until later Or they're little cartilage horns until puberty lol Or they have some kind of hat then they're born that falls off like the umbilical cord. So they don't get horny until puberty? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % 17:44, 29 May 2007 Green tentacle (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Boobs" (1.1 Fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % "Pron" is the dumbest internet slang I've encountered yet. Oh, sorry, yes Ajrand ^_^ thanks for your approval! Yeah, it's not 1337 enough! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % While Luke may still be physically alive, he has died a little bit on the inside. That's a good start. --Browwiw, on Mara dying instead of Luke -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf luke tfn) % Man, I tire of people bitching about people killing people in fiction. "OMG Luke killed someone?? That's terrible!" <--He's fought in like every war for the past 40 years and killed millions. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke) % The way some people seem to be acting, you'd think Luke grabbed Lumiya while she was asleep, beheaded her, and then stuck the decapitated head on a pike over the Jedi Temple with a sign saying, "Thus - all who oppose me!" .... Actually, that'd be pretty cool.... - QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf luke lumiya tfn) % Caedus should survive the series maybe missing a hand, but ultimately still able to be a worthwhile villian then Jaina the IWoD will kill him incinerate his body and make Jacen Darth Grievous and then the next books will be pure action no build up IWoD? SotJ I get, but what is IWoD? intimate weapon of destruction? Interactive Wizards of Delaware lol Intercontinental Wombats of Destro Imperial Wife of Draco Insecure Woman of Death/ Uh, Zekk Draco Important World of Disco Incontinent Wombats of Doom Impossibly Wriggly Open Doors Instant waffle of Delicousness JELLO GET YOUR IMPERIAL ROYAL ASS BACK HERE AND TELL US WHAT IWOD MEANS!!!!!!!!!!! Imperial Wife of Draco souns plausible. Imperial Warrior of Destruction Invincible Woman of Death? * Horsey agrees with Kiddo * [Much time passes] Imperial Womb of Destiny :-p Woo! I got womb! oh. i didnt see that coming nice! lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen jaina legacy) % Stupid Rebels. They'll kriff anything on n+1 legs. Stupid, stupid Rebel creatures... Where n >= 0 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rebellion sexuality) % I'll do like 5 random people and go to bed. Context, sir, context Unless you were paraphrasing Paris Hilton -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % How would you spell Chewbacca's last words? However it's written in the book I assume it translates roughly to "OH SHIT A MOON" -- Wookiee' QDB (chewbacca irc) % I like it when all the QDB-worthy folk are in the same chatroom It's like a Star Wars geek's Algonquin Round Table -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % But man, Mara Jade is bonerlicious In some of them pics -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara sexuality) % * Culator|Workish has joined #wookieepedia I wonder, if our thin clients all go down at once, several times, mysteriously, would they give us real computers back? * Culator|Workish hates these toys. * Culator|Workish misses his desktop after 2 hours of using a blade terminal. * Culator|Workish has friends with jackhammers. * Culator|Workish knows where the fiber is. * Culator|Workish has quit (Client Quit) And the man knows where Culator is. I guess he attacked the fiber already. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: A Day by Day Journal from Luke Skywalker Dear Diary: Today I learned that Leia is my sister. Suddenly, shooting Shira down feels even dumber. --crazythorn -- Wookiee' QDB (leia luke tfn) % [quote]Alderaan shot first.[/quote] Don't give Lucas ideas! - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (alderaan irc lucas) % [20:12] Redemption: I mean...did we even get to have ANY input on his rounding of the tabs and even his trash compacting method? [20:12] Ozzel: Nope. [20:12] Redemption: Didn't think so. [20:13] Ozzel: I believe he said he's leave if we go back to the old system. [20:13] Ozzel: We'll see. [20:13] Ozzel: *he'd [20:13] Redemption: Oh that's just pathetic [20:13] Ozzel: Indeed. [20:13] Redemption: And by pathetic, I mean Jack Nebulax pathetic [20:13] Redemption: Which is pretty pathetic -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hi, Because they have erased to me? , if I do not make anything bad? … --User:Starkiller1996 -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Yeah, the vote there clearly showed consensus against just voting. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % This is a funny picture. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Enceladus_moon_to_scale-PIA07724.jpg Bye, England! Not again Damn Vong. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vong) % [09:47] I don't believe the human body should have any hair below the neck. [09:47] Ew. [09:47] We've advanced as a species beyond the need for it. [09:47] DC: We really don't need it above the neck, either. [09:47] But I still want to keep my mighty beard. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % So often I want to reply to VFDs and CTs and talk pages with "Bah!" and then lock the page. -- Wookiee' QDB (bah consensus irc vfd) % [11:10] * Karohalva looks around and, seeing that no one is around, makes off with the silverware. [11:10] Silver? Where? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:32] Russia has two-headed eagles? [11:33] Specially bred in the old Royal Zoo specifically to be put on coats of arms. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "You want to go home and rethink your life." -Obi-wan Kenobi to Cade Skywalker, concerning deathsticks - Rogue_Follower -- Wookiee' QDB (aotc legacy obi-wan tfn) % This article says that Wicket was married, so how could the Holocaust happen? —Unsigned comment It didn't happen. See Endor Holocaust. -- Ozzel 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC) Any chance that Wicket could have died if the Holocaust did happen?OOM-10 16:48, 17 May 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok wookieepedia) % "ello Ozzel. 'ello 'ello! <--| Azzt_Rhell has left #wookieepedia ("!haB {{TINPC}}") -->| Jorrel|Testing (n=chatzill@h6.49.140.67.ip.alltel.net) has joined #wookieepedia Why do they always leave when I greet them? :-p <--| Jorrel|Testing has left #wookieepedia -->| Jorrel|Testing (n=chatzill@h6.49.140.67.ip.alltel.net) has joined #wookieepedia Hah! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Kyle Katarn's Toasted Oats! It's Jay Leno! http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/ed/AbdiBadawzi.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % [20:26] Funkah: Wikipedia is full of dirty pictures. [20:26] Culator|Hereish: Yes. GFDLed, even. [20:26] Funkah: PORN. [20:26] Karohalva: What brought that on? [20:26] Funkah: PORN, I TELL YOU. [20:27] Funkah: And no, I haven't been looking. [20:27] Culator|Hereish: They have a much better article on breasts. [20:27] Funkah: I liked our one. [20:27] Funkah: But SOME ASSHOLES vetoed it. [20:27] Funkah: Any of the assholes here? [20:27] Funkah: If there are, I don't find them assholes. Just the other ones. [20:28] Culator|Hereish: We still have ours, it just has to be relatively free of speculation. [20:28] Funkah: What else are boobs there for than speculation? [20:28] Karohalva: Sale on ebay [20:28] Culator|Hereish: "Speculate" and "spectate" are different verbs. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [12:12] [06:05] McEwok: *imagines Hutts being auto-erotic for the camera* [12:12] *Auto* erotic? [12:12] Could they even reach? [12:13] Later! [12:13] *** McEwok left #wookieepedia [] [12:13] Oh, don't want to explain yourself, eh? -- Wookiee' QDB (hutt irc sexuality) % Huh...you say you went to the page about the year a new novel is set in, and you found out stuff about the novel? Holy crap...our year pages tell you what happened in that year...I'm so so sorry! Also, you're an idiot...if you don't want spoilers, don't go to pages that will obviously contain spoilers...like if you didn't want spoilers for the Legacy comics, believe it or not you wouldn't go to the 130 ABY page. Spoiler templates only do so much...we can't be held responsible for human stupidity. —Jaymach Ral'Tir (talk) 09:26, 13 June 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (spoilers wookieepedia) % [22:03] It's Firefox, not FireFox. ... [22:04] I always apply your name to Firefox's. [22:04] heh [22:04] *** LucidFox is now known as Lucidfox. [22:04] Better? ^_^ [22:04] Now no-one else can use Jorrel's excuse :) [22:04] (And no, Enochf, I'm not copying your small f.) [22:04] -_- [22:04] I didn't say anything [22:05] you did last time [22:05] That's because like three people simultaneously went small f on me [22:05] *** Funkah is now known as funkah. [22:05] *** JorrelFraajic is now known as Jorrelfraajic. [22:05] Surely now I am permitted to comment [22:05] Like so? [22:05] Yes, you can comment. [22:05] I is a trendsettah -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % AHA! Take On Me? Take me on. I'll be gone. IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Weirdo. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Culator|Hereish: RANDOM GENERIC MORNING GREETING, EVERYONE! Jaymach: RANDOM GENERIC REPLY POINTING OUT THAT IT'S AFTERNOON, CULATOR! sannse: random but quieter generic reply Culator|Hereish: Random generic ignorant American comment about time zones. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Zansiina Washomai was located in the Wasabi Sector "Zansiina Washomai is a Star Wars plant that i made up. And it's home of the Chizansaa Speicies,there was a imperial battle on Zansiina Wasomai." It's a *plant* that's home to a species? Tiny species. Or big plant. Imperial Microtroopers attacked the Chizansaa in the Battle of Leaf 347 Maybe it contained a micro universe like Lister's underwear. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % from this I conclude: more people need to use Fire Fox ;) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm having faR MORE PROBLEMS WITH THIS STUPID KEYBOARD THAN i am with Vista (as you can see) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % You download comic books?! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:54] Better hope there arne't any Muslims in here. [10:55] What would they do, send the bombs through the IRC? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ahahahahaha But seriously, how many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * You are now known as LO|insane He has to get hit by a bunch of cars on those roads before you can call him a man. Yes, quite. * Drip (i=dcf5b288@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-11b59cdcd951e8fc) has joined #wookieepedia * Drip has quit (Remote closed the connection) Redemption, then by your description, then I should be a man by now. * Eyrezer has quit (Remote closed the connection) Ah. That explains it. Explains what? What did I just say? I always miss the drama. lol. Depends. How much head trauma did you suffer? head trauma? what do you mean? I think you know, yes? Know what? What are we talking about again? :P Something... or noothing. Wow....hey, who are you? Something and nothing are fairly similar, wouldn't you say? except one is soething. *something The other being nothing, yes? * HBad actually understands that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % GreenTentacle tries again. CGI:IRC sucks. Fucking hell. -->| PurpleTentacle (n=purplete@mail2.wmpolice.org) has joined #wookieepedia Oh, that's dirty. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ozzel is cleaning of his Desktop. *off To much crap. I always save everything there until it fills up. *too Apparently three-letter words are not my friends today. To baad fo yu *Too *bad *for *you -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| Imperialwalker (i=4ce5ebac@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-f14a82ba2010d015) has joined #wookieepedia basterds who are u people You're asking? I thought you knew: "basterds" no |<-- Imperialwalker has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection) Was he actually him, or was he just somebody pretending to be him for comic effect? I can never tell around here anymore. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:13] "For the first time, Stele heard what sounded like a chuckle emanate from beneath the robes of an Order member. It was eerie and unpleasant." [23:13] I bet Palpy gives them all evil laugh lessons. [23:13] that's basic training [23:13] you have to get it down to a T before he'll teach you any Force powers [23:14] can't have Dark Jedi running around without evil laughs [23:14] Or worse, with high-pitched giggles. [23:15] "You'll never escape alive! Heeheehee*snort*" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % [15:34] Enochf: Cloned army of Jar Jars [15:35] Culator|Hereish: Gah! [15:35] Culator|Hereish: You're evil. [15:35] Jaymach: I want to see stories about Abso Bar Binks [15:35] Culator|Hereish: "Wesa havin muy-muy fun killin yousa!" [15:35] Ineedaname: Cloned army of Jar Jars being slaughtered in a huge battle [15:36] Gonk|OffAndOn: "Wesa lovin da smell of napalm in da morning!" [15:37] Goodwood: Cloned army of Jar Jars would make the nemey die laughing. [15:37] Goodwood: LOL [15:38] Jaymach: the nemey? [15:39] Goodwood: Enemy. Stupid chat lag. [15:39] Enochf: "When yousa put yousa hand in a pile of icky goo dat used to be yousa besty friend's face, yousa know what to do." [15:39] Goodwood: Fierfek. [15:39] Gonk|OffAndOn: lol [15:40] Enochf: Had to type that Patton thing in THREE TIMES before it didn't get eaten by IRC ^_^ [15:40] Gonk|OffAndOn: "Mooie mooie, yousa magnificent bastood, I readin' yousa bookie-wook" [15:40] Goodwood: lol [15:41] SillyDan: "Yousa wanta the truth?" [15:41] SillyDan: "Yousa can no handle da truth!" [15:41] Enochf: Yousa need meesa on dat wall! [15:41] Gonk|OffAndOn: "I readin'"? Lapsed into somebody else there for a second. [15:42] Enochf: At meesa sigganel, unleashy de hell! [15:43] * Goodwood tries to picture Jar Jar as Patton in the "hospital slapping incident". [15:43] Gonk|OffAndOn: "Oncey mo unto da breechy, mesa pallys, oncey mo" [15:44] Enochf: Oh, I can't top that [15:45] Gonk|OffAndOn: I can: [15:46] Gonk|OffAndOn: "Land mine! Has taken mesa sight! Taken mesa speech! Taken mesa hearing!.." [15:46] Enochf: The Jar-Jars would probably turn into like a Winkie army (oh-wee-ohsa, yooooo-sa, oh-wee-osa...) [15:47] Gonk|OffAndOn: The Jar-Jar Goes to War Sketch, ladies and gentlemen. [15:47] Goodwood: lol [15:47] SillyDan: ending, of course, with someone saying "He is as clumsy as he is stupid." [15:48] Gonk|OffAndOn: "You were asphyxiated because you were clumsy?" [15:48] Enochf: It's tragic that nobody says that in the films ^_^ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jarjar) % Regardless of age, even. "Natasha" is a dimunitive form of "Natalya", and thus isn't used for older women. Only for young girls. Well, we don;t know how old Natasha was... Similarly, Nadya is a dimunitive form of Nadezhda (Russian for hope). Although, for the sake of my psyche, I hope she was old enough to be legal Damn you, English, with your Freudian slips so deeply rooted in the vocabulary! Lucid, what'd you expect? It was the Cold War, you didn't expect us to bother with getting Russian details RIGHT, did you? Well.... How accurate was American stuff depicted in YOUR entertainment? Hmmmmmmmmm? Well, Americans were typically depicted as creepy, greedy, fat corrupt capitalists in scary sunglasses There, you see? We didn;'t wear sunglasses! LOL -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:09] ANUS SHIP http://jaymach.com/Anus%20Ship.jpg [14:10] LOL! The ship of assholes! [14:10] oh yes [14:10] ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE [14:12] I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. [14:12] |<-- Enochf has left irc.freenode.net [14:13] -->| Enochf has joined #wookieepedia [14:13] Whuh happuh? [14:21] Ryuh roh. [14:21] (Enochf): Anus Ship! http://jaymach.com/Anus%20Ship.jpg [14:21] Yeah. One minute I'm making a Dark Helmet, reference, the next minute [14:21] I know...I wanted to see if it would happen again [14:21] |<-- Enochf has left irc.freenode.net [14:22] and it did :D [14:22] -->| Enochf has joined #wookieepedia [14:23] Not gonna be reconnecting again if it cuts out this time -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:59] I think Jango's being vandalized [15:00] I think he likes it -- Wookiee' QDB (fett irc vandalism) % [14:23] (Enochf): Anus Ship! http://jaymach.com/Anus%20Ship.jpg [14:23] lol [14:23] Anus [14:23] Butt cheeks [14:23] lol [14:24] Bungggg-hole [14:24] ASSHOOOOOOOLE [14:24] rectum. [14:24] He's an Asshole, sir. Major Asshole [14:24] How many Assholes have we got on this ship anyway? [14:25] Poop chute [14:26] uranus [14:26] basement [14:26] Bum [14:26] buttocks [14:26] Hinder [14:26] glutious maximus [14:26] Where Ya Squeeze the Brown Butt Cheese [14:27] Whar the sun don't shine [14:27] Haven't been kicked so far. Presumably there's an exception for gratuitous mentions of the bottom. [14:27] Duh. [14:28] Anus jokes are always funny. Even if they lack the "joke" part. [14:29] * Gonk is reminded of "Ass" from the movie "Idiocracy" [14:29] "Could you point to the angus part of the cow?" "I'd rather not." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:09] Hehehe [13:09] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Force_Scream&diff=1413432&oldid=1413412 [13:12] "Nooooooooooooooooooo!" -Vader [13:13] "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeeeeeeee!" -Anakin, earlier that same day [13:13] "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me." - Anakin after some tutoring by Palpy. [13:14] "I'm just a poor boy" is very Anakin [13:14] LOL [13:15] "nobody loves me" matches his emo phase too. [13:24] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Force_Scream&diff=1413432&oldid=1413412 Shouldn't that be DO NOT WANT [13:26] Maybe... in the Behind the Scenes section! [13:28] :D [13:28] Would've been better if Vader reacted like Kevin Kline in Fish Called Wanda. "DisaPOINTed!" -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc vader) % Revision as of 05:35, May 17, 2007 (edit) Gonk (Talk | contribs) (IU'd. Er, IUed. Not IUD.) -- Wookiee' QDB () % RE: My copy of Bloodlines has a roughly 50 page segment from an entirely different book in it... I was expecting you to say that all of a sudden Boba Fett showed up for no reason, but alas. - Whitey -- Wookiee' QDB (boba irc lotf) % [17:05] What's the "I object! There is no proof" template? [17:05] {{verify}} [17:05] {{FuckOffAnonStopAddingCrap}} [17:05] Now see, THAT I could remember. [17:06] the place would be better if I was dictator :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Honestly, how many fucktards can one planet support? Fucktards roamed the steppes of Central Asia as hunter-gatherers for centuries... I find that hard to believe since I doubt their ability to either hunt or gather. Scattered by invading Mongol hordes, evidence of Fucktard settlements have been found in Gaul, Turkey and Morocco Their language, Proto-Indo-Fucktardic, survives to this day in Internet forums and wikis. I also doubt they'd have the sense to run from the Mongols. Their use of the letter "u" to designate the one to whom they are speaking dates back to the Byzantine Empire They'd greet them with rapturous shouts of "I have new friends!" The letter of the Fucktards to Emperor Constantine read simply, "u suck emporer hehe" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Does $Dot evr come here often? Dollardot? Never heard of him *4Dot *ever *Culator|Away wonders why there isn't capital numbers Big B, Small B, Big 3, small 3 Then Sesame Street would be a lot more complicated -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Well, if you want to please both the "we want a Revan book" group and a "don't lock down his canon" group, there's only one thing to do. http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3892/revanjy6.jpg I'd buy it. --Jeff_Ferguson -- Wookiee' QDB (canon revan) % You know, we are talking about planets entirely different from Earth. Who knows, reptiles might have breasts. And fish might have breasts. And plants might have breasts. It's a very busty galaxy. --RogueWompRat -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts tfn) % [13:41] "Marlac Sar is a geonosion .He has a great battle suit,armor and a cool cloak not to forget his extremely powerful weapons! He has a very high profile of helping the jedi. After the clone wars he traveled the galaxy and was a great leader to his crew. Now he has went to Geanosis to forfle his dream!" [13:41] Wow. [13:41] I'm off to forfle my dreams. [13:41] See ya. [13:41] |<-- GreenTentacle has left irc.freenode.net ("ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.4/2007051502]") -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % [19:19] Culator|Hereish: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Moneymoney [19:19] Culator|Hereish: "This page is a tribute to Pro Wrestler Chris Beniot." [19:20] Enochf: Still can't get over that. I have the guy's DVD set. [19:20] Culator|Hereish: What a crappy tribute. I think he might have reconsidered his killing spree if he knew people would do such pathetic things in his name. [19:20] Enochf: I guess it just became a collector's item. [19:20] Gonk|Work: Memo to self: cancel killing spree. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I hate chain comments on Youtube. Who doesn't but you have to pass them on or the love of your life won't ask you out tomorrow! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:54] Imperialwalker and Moneymoney keep bringing smiles to my face every day [21:54] lol [21:54] Heh, yeah, me too. [21:54] Wait, not smiles. [21:54] What's the word? [21:55] Tremors of rage. Yeah. [21:55] ya, maybe smiles was the wrong word :P [21:55] Indigestion? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:54] No, you can't vote against my quote because your objection doesn't fall under Rule 3 subsection 7!! [10:54] Therefore "Poopie poopie poopie" goes on the front page! -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc qotd) % It was Enochf! The big one! HE did this to me! LOL We don't do Wookieepedians anymore I try not to fall into those traps ew Sounds like a creepy Killik rapist. Or Alema Rar -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % [11:58] Thrawn is kinda cool, but his method of looking at art and knowing everything is so impossible that it's stupid [11:58] Not if you're Sherlock Holmes. [11:58] (Ataru): a single artist can NEVER represent his entire species [11:58] compare van Gogh to Dali [11:58] Jaymach: Do I have to? [11:59] * Ataru doesn't like Salvador Dali. [11:59] Surrealism . . . blech. [11:59] Dali's a nutter [11:59] Thrawn on Humans: "Hmmm, melting clocks. This means they don't have a linear concept of time." (doodily doodily doodily) "Oops." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:35] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:AdmirableAckbar#How_to_Become_Your_Own_Grandpa [13:39] You could do that. [13:39] Or you could travel back in time and accidentally sleep with your gandmother. [13:40] My Gand mother? But she's so... insectoid. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:04] (Deletion log); 04:42 . . Green tentacle (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Christianity": 1.1 Fanon) [20:04] Not as funny as the Jesus thing [20:05] Christianity is fanon? that explains a lot... -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % [09:03] Humphrey Bogart would like to remind everyone that There Is No Bacall -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % (Anyone whoever thought we have a cabal is totally nuts. We could never agree enough on issues to have a cabal) -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % Havac reinterprets policy to meet his needs Or evil desires Don't we all? ~_^ Not as blatantly. Except a certain Russian bureaucrat, who just invents policy -- Wookiee' QDB () % (diff) (hist) . . Talk:Jacen Solo‎; 11:45 . . (0) . . Atarumaster88 (Talk | contribs) (Taste it Jacen. Taste the bitter sting of losing your FA talk page template. I will relive this moment over and over again as I hurl your page down from on high to smash on the rocks below. ) -- Wookiee' QDB (fa) % [13:26] I think we should start Ludlumizing various article names. For instance: [13:26] Duel in the Senate = The Rotunda Decimation [13:27] Duel in the Chancellor's Office = The Windu Defenestration [13:27] and then we could make up a bunch of lame new ones too. [13:27] The Jettster Interrogation [13:27] The Organa Emancipation [13:29] The Imperial Allurement [13:31] The Youngling Termination [13:31] Oh Lord [13:32] The Jar-Jar Humiliation [13:32] And then anybody who reverts our moves gets The Userpage Defacement [13:32] BTW belated LOL on The Windu Defenestration [13:32] The Skywalker Dismemberment (disambig) [13:32] Bah [13:33] NOOOOOOOOO = The Vader Denial [13:33] Do we have an article on "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" [13:33] It's in "repeated lines" I think [13:34] Not separate like "bad feeling" [13:34] Nobody knows how many O's we need [13:34] The Skywalker conception [13:34] I guess it's just one in the script, huh? [13:35] I'm guessing Lucas like to put Cheerios in his alphabet soup [13:35] The Sleazebaggano Redemption [13:35] Is there proof of that? [13:35] The Jango Duplication [13:35] The Motti Asphyxiation [13:35] I mean he could have been walking home and snapped out ot it. [13:36] The Protocol Deification [13:36] The Sarlacc Incident [13:36] Or dare I say [13:36] The Sarlacc Indigestion [13:36] lol\ [13:37] The Alderaan Fulmination [13:37] Addictive, isn't it? [13:37] The Dagobah Preparation [13:38] The Mos Espa Competition [13:38] The Malakili Depression [13:38] The Yoda Tuition [13:39] The Kamino Displacement [13:39] The Bast Suggestion [13:39] The Mynock Infestation -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:40] That picture makes an important point about Janson [15:40] He is not a xenophobe [15:40] He is fostering interspecies relations [15:40] And he'll sleep with anything. [15:40] lol [15:41] Relations with a capital Rrrrrrr! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % If the other theory about Demagol is correct, would he be a Muundalorian? - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor mandalorian tfn) % [19:13] I have a feeling that nobody is really understanding what I'm saying. [19:14] Humans suck? [19:14] Bingo. [19:14] Works for me. I'm a droid [19:14] Who creates the droids? [19:14] Other droids! Didn't you see AOTC? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:07] # (Deletion log); 20:09 . . Silly Dan (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Forum:Help!!!!": he couldn't connect to the Mofference. Then he did.) [22:07] Wookieepedia: the Cliffs Notes version. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % Furyan_Jedi_13: But you know what? I'm starting to think that maybe it WOULD be better is Jaina remains single forever. Maybe both Zekk and Jag need to find new girls. patchworkz7: Maybe Jaina, Zekk, and Jag all need to find new girls and then the issue would be put to a rest... beccatoria: Maybe Jaina, Zekk and Jag all need to realise that three is better than two? ;) Carnage04:That's really a dumb idea........... Because it would be FAR better if Cade, Sia, and blue realized that instead. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (jaina sexuality tfn) % [16:56] she looks... male [16:56] (LucidFox): welcome to Galaxies -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [22:25] Goodwood: Dark Spork is a woman, I take it? [22:25] LO|Away: Hmmmm. [22:25] LO|Away: Possibly [22:25] DarkSpork: Last time I checked, yeah. [22:25] *** LO|Away is now known as LO|Hereish. [22:26] LO|Hereish: When was that? [22:26] Goodwood: lol [22:26] * DarkSpork looks down her shirt [22:26] DarkSpork: Yup. [22:27] Culator|Hereish: I'd wager there's a high incidence of man-boobs among the Wookieepedia population, so we can't accept that as evidence. [22:27] * DarkSpork rolls her eyes [22:27] Goodwood: Well then, it's nice to meet you DarkSpork. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [22:44] Darth Dickhead wouldn't male semse [22:45] Dick has never been used in canon [22:45] *make sense [22:45] stupid keyboard [22:45] Yes, I'm sure it's the keyboard's fault. -- Wookiee' QDB (darth irc) % [b]RE: What are your thoughts on Dark Empire?[/b] I hate it . . . because it has inspired approximately five billion of these threads. -Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (darkempire tfn) % Wanking is fun. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:12] Is this the MROFFOFRERENCE? [00:12] No. [00:12] Well shucks. [00:13] It's Thursday so it's the cybersexence. [00:13] Ooh, fun! [00:14] * Ozzel kicks off his shoes. [00:14] Heres a little hint. [00:14] Jaymach likes it in the ear. [00:15] We'll leave aside the question of how you know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % [16:24] I'm sure that the Inqs will be happy to carve up your prose and place the pieces back in your lap. [16:24] It's what they do best, Goodwood. [16:24] Actually, that's not true. [16:24] Being lazy is what they do best. -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % [16:36] FINALLY! [16:36] I'm mentioned in the QDB! [16:36] Now to get quoted in the QDB... [16:36] Goodwood, that's not necessarily a good thing, you know. [16:36] Hopefully for something witty... [16:36] Yes I know, particularly with the chat heading always containing the words "context is for sissies". [16:37] Goodwood: Oooooooh! QDB . . . soooooo special . . . -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Wow. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Roan_Fel Jack's trying to sell Lamarckian genetics. Gee Neb, arrogant much? Oh god, Havac, you're not exaggerating. I thought he might be suggesting it in ignorance, as people are wont to do, but he actually believes Lamarckism is true. * Goodwood would like to know what Lamarckism is...kinda unfamiliar with the finer points of genetics. Who wants to point him to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inheritance_of_acquired_characters#Genetic_disproof "I read a science book not too long ago..." God, God, God, not the Book That Nebulax Cannot Produce Right Now He's even saying it after the issue came out showing Sia without her streak. sup with nebulax, anyways? Hehe. It's always The Book That Nebulax Cannot Produce Right Now. *Always* That's my favorite book. is he banned? No The Book That I Read That Proves My Point That I Cannot Remember The Title And I'm Much Too Busy To Find Because I usually have a copy, and it usually says "Nebulax is wrong." He almost was. I'd like to stick that in ==Sources== for some articles. Goodwood: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamarckism Basically, that characteristics acquired in life can be inherited. Thanks. Like, say, a scar changing the gene code. o_O Oh right. That's totally BS and he should know that. ? riiiiiiight What about grafted-together lime and lemon trees that reproduce both limes and lemons? Limon! Hehe. ^_^ Oh my god, he has the last word on every conversation on that page but one. Well, one would guess that each side produces limes and lemons that retain the genetic code of each grafted part. This being the best: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Roan_Fel#Imperial_Knight "There is no way that an external event like a scar would be incorporated into genetic code. That's like saying you could inherit your Dad's tattoos." TAKE THAT, you arrogant little... LOL It's going to be impossible to FA a major Imperial character without his crapping all over it. STOP BABBLING ENOCHF I TOTALLY READ IT IN A BOOK I CAN'T FIND Hee hee Fel's going to be a nightmare. lol I wouldn't want to inherit my Dad's tattoos. He was very stupid when he was my age. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:45] Son of a . . . [23:46] I'm on another website and all of a sudden I get Victoria's Secret ads in the side panel [23:46] I don't want this. [23:46] I don't need this. [23:46] It's worse than those kriffing Zwinky ads [23:46] you wouldn't look good in Victoria's Secret? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:40] Conan's canon. Not fanon. And I'm banon any anon who says he's fanon. [15:40] Me my mo manon -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Havac> I'm surprised it took this long. http://www.wizards.com/starwars/downloads/ships_enhancement.pdf I think that's actually the only time I've ever seen Fel misspelled as "Fell". (...) Soontir Fell, and Is Gonna Sue You for Not Putting Sand on Your Sidewalk -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Luke, Mara, the Force, and Sex in the Expanded Universe Maybe a change in the thread's name is needed to reflect more recent events. How about "Luke, the Force, and Tearful Masturbation in the Expanded Universe?" --TheRedBlade -- Wookiee' QDB (luke mara sexuality) % [08:59] i mae it anyway, without his species [08:59] *made [09:00] arn D key never works [09:00] *darn -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:52] Does anyone else here hate it when people use numbers for single-digit indications instead of spelling out the words? [12:52] Even for larger round numbers... [12:55] Especially when there is no number "wan." [12:55] ... [12:55] lol [12:56] Oh, but that's not what you meant. [12:56] i hate it but am also guilty of it occasionally [12:56] It's also funn when people spell it Obi-One. [12:58] when i was five i used to spell it obi-1-canoby [12:58] honestly [12:58] Obi! One cannoli! Oh, and two for Fat Louie here. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * LO|Inandout is now known as LO|Offandon Yeah... That last change didn't sound quite right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think our R2 just died. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Gross! I just found out my rabbit was a boy! The hard way! He humped my roommates stuffed animals, and we had to peel him off them! ... You know, we really could have kept on living without knowing that... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Well in all honesty I do believe there were Skywalkers in the KOTOR era. I mean the Organas were also in that time period. Because we got to remember, Shmi came from someone. And that person ahd the name Skywalker. Now nobody knows how the Skywalkers were like back then, but I bet one of them was a regular soldier and [b]another one was a farmer[/b].[/quote] [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jon_%28farmer%29]Jon Skywalker[/link]? - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor skywalker tfn) % [08:34] http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:BentoXVI-30-10052007.jpg [08:34] That guy just can't not look creepy. [08:37] I have a theory that the phrase "enough to piss off the Pope" is going to fall out of common use, because this new pope just looks really easily pissed-off to me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:08] * Ataru prepares his boot command. [14:08] The maturity level in here has gone down considerably. [14:08] Yep. [14:08] =-= Breastaholic is now known as LO|Mature [14:08] For once, I strongly agree with Red. [14:08] =-= LO|Mature was booted from #wookieepedia by Ataru (go elsewhere.) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [14:20] Golden 1138 quote up for grabs! [14:20] Someone make a brilliant QDB-worthy statement for it! [14:20] I'm sitting in a bra and panties right now. [14:20] does that work? [14:21] =-= Piequals3 was booted from #wookieepedia by Ataru (No) [14:21] lolol [14:21] That works. [14:21] In all fairness, I answered his question. [14:21] ... [14:21] -->| Piequals3 has joined #wookieepedia [14:21] He is a she. [14:21] guess it doesn't work. [14:21] Rule 1 of IRC: No politics [14:21] Rule 2 of IRC: No Cabal mentions [14:21] Rule 3: Mods own. [14:21] :-P [14:22] There are very few others that I know of. [14:22] Rule 1.5 of IRC: No politics, unless one of the ops feels like it. [14:22] Don't take it personally Pie. Ataru's just imposing his puritanism on us :) [14:22] Culator|Work: Rule 3 always trumps Rule 1, and Rule 2 trumps all [14:22] Rule 4 of IRC: Pants. [14:22] But Not A Wookieepedia One. [14:22] I believe Ataru was offended by my lack of pants. [14:22] Rule 5 of IRC: Gonk. [14:22] Mostly because he thought you were a guy at the time. [14:23] =-= Gonk was booted from #wookieepedia by Ataru (Not a rule) [14:23] :-P [14:23] -->| Gonk has joined #wookieepedia [14:23] This is fun. [14:23] haha [14:23] But it's the Gonk [14:23] Sorry, G*nk [14:23] G*nk. [14:23] I should take over the channel more often. [14:23] Oh god. [14:23] =-= Mode #wookieepedia -oooo Ataru Culator|Work Jaymach WhiteBoy by ChanServ [14:23] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ataru by ChanServ [14:24] Ataru...remove ops. [14:24] Slowly, then turn around and put your hands in the air. [14:24] AHHHH [14:24] Ataru actually accepted ops, then went power-crazy and de-opped everyone else! [14:25] Maybe that's what he had been trying to avoid before. [14:25] THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY [14:25] =-= YOU (JorrelFraajic) have been booted from #wookieepedia by Ataru (No shouting) [14:25] -->| YOU (JorrelFraajic) have joined #wookieepedia [14:25] But it's not a rule! [14:25] No, but it falls under Rule 3 [14:25] Rule 3 is very broad [14:26] Rule 6: It's a rule if Ataru says it is. [14:26] * Ataru smiles. He could like this rule. [14:26] Ah, ok. [14:26] so Ataru led a coup de Op? [14:26] I *am* the coup de Op -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % [16:42] * Ataru is not *the* resident expert on all things FA, but he is *an* expert on all things FA. [16:43] Of course you're not the only one, Ataru! [16:43] There's always Atarumaster88! -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % [11:25] So, Wookieepedia no longer blocks for COPPA? [11:26] nope [11:26] apparently not [11:26] please block for COPPA, for our grammatical health [11:26] What happens when you do find someone under 13 now? [11:26] Hehe [11:26] we ask them to be our Padawans [11:26] unless they suck, in which case they go to the AgriCorps -- Wookiee' QDB (coppa irc padawan) % [09:15] \o/ .... [09:18] is \o/ the new 'lol', or does it mean something else? [09:19] It's the top half of the first guy in the YMCA dance. [09:20] That's...that's what I thought. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:32] So we don't even go with Lucas' own POV? [21:32] No. [21:32] Heck no. [21:32] NPOV only [21:32] Because Lucas thought Jar Jar was a good idea -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lucas) % [21:33] I just hope Lucas never stumbles upon the soon-to-be-raging edit war between DarthMRN and Nebulax/Culator :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lucas) % [10:23] Bah. I'm convinced now. [10:23] Legacy has slipped into the mediocrest mediocrity possible. [10:23] And blatant catering to the fans. [10:23] LucidFox: That's good! You've taken your first step into a snarkier world. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % [11:29] Ataru thinks that G*nk is reasonably responsible with POWAH! [11:30] * Gonk is tempted to boot Ataru for fun, but Gonk isn't Jaymach ;) [11:30] lol [11:30] <--| Ataru has left #wookieepedia (requested by Jaymach: "But Jaymach is Jaymach. :)") [11:30] XD [11:30] * Jaymach just had to -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:55] Attempting to fathom the depths of others' idiocy will one day send me over that very same abyss. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:08] You know, I was thinking of something... [13:08] First time for everything [13:08] That can be dangerous [13:08] Oh, you were not [13:09] I should QDB that. But I won't. [13:09] hahaha. We jumped all over that. [13:09] It was too easy -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % [13:22] I'm not quite sure how to interpret this sentence: "I know so mnuch about Star Wars people run away from me!!!!" [13:23] It could be: "I know so mnuch about Star Wars, people; run away from me!!!! [13:23] Or "I know so mnuch about Star Wars, people run away from me!!!!" [13:23] Rather arrogant isn't he? [13:23] * JorrelFraajic is not running [13:23] Or "I know so. Munch about Star Wars. People run away from me!!!!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:01] (WhiteBoy): you voted against me being a BC :P I won't forget that! :P [15:02] yeah, well... I'd probably do that again. :P [15:02] bastard :P [15:02] * Jaymach points at the always absent Imp who got the position :P [15:02] yeah... didn't vote for him [15:03] just didn't vote [15:03] hey wait...Imp's always absent...LucidFox hardly edits...you always disappear...Riffs disappears for weeks... [15:03] He used to be here all the time [15:03] to be a BC, you just have to leave the site! [15:03] I see now! [15:03] :P [15:03] Brilliant! [15:03] Yeah, but you did that already. [15:03] hey! You're nominated! [15:03] So now you're qualified. [15:03] exactly! [15:03] Jack is next! [15:03] You've taken your first step out of a larger world. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote] wood breaks like wood, glass shatters like glass, plants on the planet Felucia bend like plants on the planet Felucia would... [/quote] ...and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centurai bounce like *real* small, furry creatures from Alpha Centurai. --Princess_Liar -- Wookiee' QDB (fu tfn) % [20:38] *** CmdrLightning (i=cdbc7446@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-85978ccfbfa31aa1) has joined #swfanon. [20:38] CmdrLightning: Alright, enough of these games, Sith Scum! [20:38] CmdrLightning: Darth Culator, you're fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:39] CmdrLightning: I am in charge of Wookieepedia now!!! [20:39] *** Mode change "+o Darth_Culator" for channel #swfanon by ChanServ. [20:40] CmdrLightning: I am in charge now! [20:40] CmdrLightning: Darth Culator, you're fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:40] Darth_Culator: Right. [20:40] CmdrLightning: Nobody blocks me out! [20:40] Darth_Culator: Good luck with that. [20:41] CmdrLightning: In the name of the Galactic Empire, you're under arrest! [20:41] Darth_Culator: Dude, you're an idiot. [20:41] CmdrLightning: You're the idiot! [20:41] Greyman: do it. Culator [20:41] Darth_Culator: See? You can't even come up with a proper comeback. [20:41] CmdrLightning: Nobody blocks Commander Lightning! [20:42] Greyman: what a cheese head [20:42] CmdrLightning: You will pay for your arrogance [20:42] CmdrLightning: Did your friend just call me a cheese head? [20:42] *** Mode change "+b *Lightning*!*@*" for channel #swfanon by Darth_Culator. [20:42] *** Mode change "+b *!*cdbc7*@*" for channel #swfanon by Darth_Culator. [20:42] Darth_Culator: Take care now. [20:42] *** CmdrLightning has been kicked from #swfanon by Darth_Culator: Bah! -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % [20:10] -->| CmdrLightning (i=cdbc7544@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-f22cc1fcadb4a112) has joined #wookieepedia [20:10] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +b *Lightning*!*@* by ChanServ [20:10] <--| CmdrLightning has left #wookieepedia (requested by ChanServ: "Because*you're*an*idiot.") [20:10] =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Xwing328|Busy by Jaymach [20:10] Thank you, ChanServ. [20:10] =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Ozzel|Away by Jaymach [20:10] You know, it's like watching a bug zapper on a hot summer night. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:50] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dogfight [10:53] Now we need [[catfight]]. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:52] *** Oleg_Maddox is now known as Voldemort. [11:52] SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE [11:52] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [11:52] lol [11:52] I don't mind Harry Potter, I don't really care either wayt [11:52] I mean...YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! [11:53] SNAPE KILLS MARA [11:53] THE BASTA...wait... [11:53] But I have read the first 4 books... 6 years ago [11:53] LUKE KILLS LUMIYA [11:53] lol [11:53] LUMIYA KILLS SIRIUS [11:53] Your point is? [11:53] JACEN KILLS MARA [11:53] ROSEBUD IS MADE OF PEOPLE [11:53] ANDEDDU almost KILLS KRAYT [11:53] We know. [11:53] REVAN KILLS MALAK! [11:54] SINGER KILLS SUPERMAN [11:54] (Ozzel|Away): vote, damn you! [11:54] She's her sister! She's her daughter! She was Earth all along! [11:54] SPIDER MAN KILLS JONAH JAMASON! [11:54] wha...what? [11:54] PALPATINE LIED, CLONES DIED [11:55] HARRY KILLS VOLD...hey! [11:55] PALPATINE LIED - JEDI DIED! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % 12:32] *** Burl_Ives has been kicked from the channel by Jaymach (For not really being connected to Star Wars. #45). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Have I told you the Legacy Sith = Cast of Republic theory yet? <...> A'Sharad, Quinlan, Jeisel, Krukhie and company get bored after Order 66. And so create their own Sith Club. Bardan joins up too, and brings along his Magical Anti-Aging Serum. But they boot him out for being a twit. Then Mas joins, because Palpatine doesn't pay attention to him any more. And then they kick Krukhie out for wearing a stupid hat all the damn time. So he goes into stasis, since he has nothing better to do. He would tell Luke, but, as A'Sharad reminded him, only lamers snitch on the Republic Sith Club. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Darth_Culator: No spelling suggestion made. This could mean that the word you gave is spelled right; it could also mean that its spelling was too whacked out even for Google to figure out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [23:23] We must find some way to use this power to our advantage. [23:24] quick! mention how the first Mandalorians were trained in the ways of Klinging On! [23:24] Bwahahaha! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc motti) % Juno Eclipse's biography is pretty Mary Sue-ish. "She applied for the Imperial Academy at age 14 and became the youngest cadet accepted into it's ranks" <-- That's like the backstory of the original Mary Sue that inspired the term. Except she was 15 and in a Star Trek fanfic. NOWIS: soon it really will be impossible to distinguish fan fiction from fan-fiction-like-canon 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % Size matters not just try telling that to a woman -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Graestan 's mom always bought him Magic Stars cereal instead of Lucky Charms Bleah, Magic Stars And we're *Irish*, dammit who's Irish? lol Irish = Agamarians ....are you trying to say you deserved Lucky Charms because of your Irish ancestry? :P an American cereal, it should be noted Jaymach>Indeed. The only cereal with an Irish stereotype on the box! so does that mack me a 'dumb hick'? no, it makes you a leprachaun :P I'm American. But all my grandparents and my mother are from Ireland. * Graestan would make a rather large leprechaun same here, plus my father You dishonored your Irish heritage by not buying the real thing. Now I'm gonna pummel you senseless in a drunken rage. * Gonk is Irish Anyone see the Irish Heritage Museum on Family Guy? yeah yep So so true. it's quite realistic i should know http://youtube.com/watch?v=fN5_Xe_11eQ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:13] "A former Nightsister of Dathomir, High Prophetess Merili was one of only two Emperor's Eyes that Palpatine ever employed." [23:13] And the other was? [23:13] "Of Palpatine's other Emperor's Eye, a mutant called Triclops, little is known, save that Palpatine considered the being a great personal failure." [23:13] From Evil Never Dies. [23:14] Wait, so Triclops isn't the Third Eye? :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:58] It's mastUrbated [22:58] * Graestan is an expert on the subject [22:58] * Graestan means spelling, not... nevermind -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:13] I had a calc prof that would shoot you for your handle, pie. [23:13] lol [23:13] Heh. [23:13] With a pellet gun. [23:13] ouch. [23:13] 314 times [23:13] just to be sure -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % =-= Havac has changed the topic to “Phrase of the day: "Jack with rollback" |Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: 1.10(alpha)! We and Wikia are aware of your sex life. No ETA on fix. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies” -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:45] If it's not in our archives, it doesn't exist. [10:46] So if we deleted Jack Nebulax... he would no longer exist? [10:46] That's what they thought about Kamino, Pi. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:51] Boy am I experiencing the lagosaur [23:51] At least you're not having a laggasm. [23:51] I'm almost up to that stage, I'd hate to admit it, Piequals -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I think that Nuku-Nuku's boot command should involve hissing and scratching. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [00:01] !sex [00:01] Piequals3: Error: "sex" is not a valid command. [00:01] !cyber [00:01] Piequals3: Error: "cyber" is not a valid command. ... [00:02] !sex [00:03] Maddolis: Error: "sex" is not a valid command. [00:03] Pay attention, Pie already tried that. [00:03] Damn....I thought I was stronger in the force [00:03] Yeah, apparently it's not up to the level of operation that we want it to be. [00:03] Soon... it will obey our commands. [00:03] Which is... Channie performing a lap dance? -- Wookiee' QDB (chanserv irc nuku-nuku) % [18:20] Not the pronoun, but a player with the unlikely name of "Who", is on first. [18:21] Darth Who? [18:21] Darth Who is a Time Lord. ... [18:22] LordHydronium> You do realize that the main character of Doctor Who is NOT named "Doctor Who"? ^_^ [18:22] Yeah, I know. [18:22] But "The Darth" doesn't have the same ring to it. ;) [18:22] Indeed. [18:22] I didn't realise. But then again, I haven't watched Dr Who [18:23] Maddolis> He's just called "the Doctor". [18:23] Jacen: "I am no longer Jacen Solo. I am...the Darth." -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % It's quite sad that we get so few girls on here that we make the bots female. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % anyway I've gotten us way off topic There's a topic? it was Star Wars we rarely talk about Star Wars in here Star... wars? heh, just pants Sounds violent. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Hey kids, here is the JC Lit board. No, you're not allowed to post there until you have at least a 2nd grade reading level" "But daddy!" "okay, fine, you would fit just right in anyway. Just stay away from the JCC and fanfic. They are not for kids" Jello: You have that backwards. JCC isn't for adults. Or anyone over the emotional age of 12. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tfn) % I still don't like their explanation for the SA killing Stormies. "We often get asked why the secret apprentice is fighting Imperials in the game footage if hes Darth Vaders apprentice its because hes a secret apprentice." Secret. Secret. Secret!!! Ohhh. He's a *secret* apprentice. That makes it make so much more sense. That's their explanation -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % !Piequals3 Graestan: "Piequals3" : (#1) the official sex idol of Wookieepedia., or (#2) Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Greyman> She isn't Pie. She's Pi. Pie is delicious. Pi *maintains* she's delicious. lol heh hehehe... Pi should hook up with Judge Fudge. What? That is, if he wasn't too busy bein' delicious. ...and a retard Who's Judge Fudge? * Amanda licks her arm... yup, still delicious. Your better off not knowing. Oh god. Judge Fudge is on *that* awful show. * Graestan licks her arm too. pfffft You need to shave your arms, Pi. * Amanda licks her arm again... damn, Graestan spoiled it. Gah, I miss all the fun. Ok, the rest of you nerds can talk again, quit thinking about Pi licking shit. LtNOWIS is a p i m p and stop imagine that it's *you* I'm licking. Sickos. imagining, even. I am, Graestan. he gets all the hot girls in pics with him I would never lick shit. Eww. It's an established fact. As do I Graestan Link me some, Sandell (Eyrezer): http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Terrible_Glare.jpg Have you not seen our C4 pics with the actresses :P I'm too lazy http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Plikk_and_Nizzon.jpg <-- I'm in the bottom left of this pic. I think I uploaded that pic That field of white is my Jedi robe. wait, nvmind Yes. I was there when you did. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Nathalie_Cox.jpg Wait That's the right picture. I saw 'em, Mark. Good job. I don't like that pic...she doesn't look as good My apologies Nathalie :P You phototards need to take out the redeye. Bah! It was late at night and I was in a hotel room when I uploaded that wow...that came out wrong ;) Ha! A crappy hotel, too No, right. it wasn't too bad a hotel nothing amazing but not terrible You and Nathalie Cox in a hotel room late at night, Simon taking pictures..... For the record... though I was scared going up in that lift :P I'm never staying in a hotel room with you guys :D My hotel was great. I had a Japanese Space Toilet. Amanda - you'll give in. They always do lol j/k *sigh* "Well, I might not have 2 beds, but I'm sure we can work something out." rofl LtNOWIS and Xwin328: The Official Pimps of Wookieepedia Lt pulled, at least :P Piequals3: The Official Sex Idol of Wookieepedia meh, I don't like blondes ouch that's your problem. I don't either, except when they look like Amy Allen, Nathalie Cox, etc. -- Wookiee' QDB (c4 irc sexuality) % JorrelFraajic> I can't believe how many stub templates Wikipdia has it's crazy They have a stub for everything and anything. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Stub_sorting/Stub_types Sometimes, though, it's helpful to know that something is an S-type Main Belt asteroid stub Just saying it's a generic asteroid stub doesn't help anyone -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % I kinda liked this version of the KB: http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Knowledge_Bank&oldid=1049618 Unfortunately not canon. :( But seriously, murderous carnivorous telepathic clams? That would be, like, the best thing ever. Not just in Star Wars. EVER. No. Emo mountains are the best things ever. Emo murderous mountains...? OK, you offer a fair contender. But I believe the murderous carnivorous telepathic clams would outstrip that. Were they canon. That's only because there's more clams. What about murderous carnivorous emo telepathic clams on a mountain? ...I must become a canon writer and make this happen. Clams on a Mountain! I'd watch that movie. This place is getting a bit silly. Just so long as it's not like Brokeback Mountain with clams. Last thing I want to see is two boy clams shacking up in a tent and then whining about not being able to quit each other. I am sick and tired of the motherkriffin' clams on this motherkriffin' mountain. Sorry, /now/ it's getting silly. Though it would be sufficiently emo, I suppose. Gay carnivorous telepathic emo clams on a mountain who can't quit each other. Boys, we have the next book series. I'll call Stover. He can get the angst down. No, next book series is Star Wars: Peace. It can be the one after that. They cancelled that one. Now they've filled the slot with Star Wars: More War. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc knowledgebank mountsorrow) % Where should I put the crow? On the shelf with the other goth DVDs? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [06:00] Wait, there's a quote in the QBD! [06:00] There's many quotes in the QBD [06:01] There are NO quotes in the QBD. Try looking in the QDB. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % [06:04] =-= LordHydronium has changed the topic to “Phrase of the day: "Take and/or Lean on Me" | Wookieepedia: The Star Wars Wiki - http://starwars.wikia.com | Site status: 1.10(alpha) with new and improved bugs. | Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org -- Context is for sissies” [06:05] Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be gone, in a day or twoooooo! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Bunch of westerners with computers obsessed by Japanese culture + a bunch of Japanese with computers cleaning up the fanon of the Westerners = a bunch of decent info on Japanese culture. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [06:18] #wookieepedia: Greeting new arrivals with toilets since 2007. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [06:31] Even old people get better toilets than us: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Electric_raised_toilet_seat_for_elderly.jpg [06:31] BOW BEFORE MECHA-TOILET [06:31] That thing's going to learn to walk soon enough. [06:31] Mecha Toilet says: "Eh, it's a living." [06:31] Anyone else thinking... new Transformer? [06:32] ...that thing could totally send its user flying. :D [06:32] "Autopots, transform, and flush out!" [06:32] I shall bow before NO TOILET [06:32] Crank up the pneumatics and wait until someone sits down... [06:32] Gives a new meaning to "porcelain" throne [06:32] And yes, Jorrel, I was thinking it, and started typing that comment before you asked. [06:33] "Autopots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of . . . the Decepshitcons!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:45] !roulette [20:45] *** GreenTentacle has been kicked from the channel by Nuku-Nuku (BANG!). [20:45] * Nuku-Nuku reloads and spins the chambers. ... [20:46] --> GreenTentacle has joined this channel. [20:46] GreenTentacle> Did you know it could do that? [20:46] *** ChanServ gives channel operator privileges to GreenTentacle. [20:46] It seemed likely. [20:47] Can it actually not kick you? [20:47] !roulette [20:47] LucidFox: *click* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % I should create a new voting option called "Darth MRN is being stupid and creating headings that are super-long is terribly annoying." -- Wookiee' QDB (consensus irc) % I think Kreia was pretty seductive... Ew Damn Red, you must have taken a blaster shot when we weren't looking. Oh come on. None of you find wrinkles and pupil-less eyes sexy? -- Wookiee' QDB (kreia sexuality) % Wicket doesn't get owned. He might if the Empire had won the war... -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % [21:20] I like the bot. [21:20] It saves me effort. [21:21] !cabal [21:21] * Nuku-Nuku would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal. [21:21] !laws [21:21] * Nuku-Nuku would like to remind everyone that Wookieepedia supports all applicable copyright laws. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc nuku-nuku) % [11:42] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Gonk/Gonk%27s_Occasional_Rant_Page#If_I_Were_Writing_the_Live-Action_TV_Series [11:45] I don't suppose it involves lots of http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jefferson_Starship [11:46] NOOOOOOOOOO [11:46] DO NOT WANT [11:46] Though I feel like a nitwit for leaving out Ackmena. Ah well. [11:47] C'mon. [11:47] o/ We built this city... o/ [11:47] :| [11:48] That's acceptance again, right? [11:48] I'll build this IRC channel on Enoch's guts if you don't shut up. [11:51] The weird thing is, if memory serves, their song in the Holiday Special isn't even their shittiest song [11:52] That breaks with Holiday Special tradition of choosing the worst of everything. [11:52] Well, they didn't use Estelle Getty. [11:55] I think I blame the Holiday Special for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlight_Express [11:56] Starting with that weird holographic clown dance [11:56] Obviously products of the same sick era. -- Wookiee' QDB (holidayspecial irc) % I need a chimpanzee personal assistant. Who I can order to beat people for me. "Bobo! (clap clap) Moron! Get him!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I could point them to the Great Typo Hunt Anybody can fix a "thier" or a "millenium" Yeah I used to spell-check random articles when I was bored. Hit "random article" and find something wrong. Anything. Starship articles that aren't italicized. Missing categories, some of the men still aren't in the "Male" category. We could write an essay on this. How to make (almost) useless fussy edits ^_^ "Check LtNOWIS's contributions. Do the same sorts of things." "Check Jack Nebulax's contributions. Don't do the same sorts of things." "Buy a Star Wars book" The more obscure the better ^_^ then add away! * GT|away (n=chatzill@wikia/GreenTentacle) has joined #wookieepedia Or just add a bunch of hyperinclusionist fanwankery. Like "bedroom," "big toe," "mucus," "pitchfork" * GT|away is now known as GreenTentacle Stuff in new books doesn't get added right away. Write a three-page article on "button" including all the buttons in the movies and comics YES! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Button ==Buttonholes== ''Main article: buttonhole'' -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % [quote]Jacen showed his greatness in YJK. Then he got kriffed up by Del Ray.[/quote] There's the actual YJK, which is a rather mediocre children's series. Then there's this other YJK, a moving mature work full of deep, complex characterisations. People often speak of it, but I've never been able to find it. How odd! - QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn yjk) % Unless there really is a cabal and two ops and a bot are actually members, but what's the likelihood of that? -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % [23:50] This guy bears watching. He's trying to be sneaky about adding fanon. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:The_Wolfe22 [23:54] I've encountered more fanonists with "Wolf" in their name.... it's funny, like a dead giveaway [23:55] What's next, FoxInHenhouse? [23:55] 9_9 [23:56] eh? [23:56] Present company excepted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % You do realise that Mon Mothma probably KNEW ALL ALONG, right? As did Artoo. Heh. Mothma's a bitch. that bitch :-p Jinx! Luke: I'm going off on a quest to find my mother Artoo: Hahaha, what a chump. -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo irc luke monmothma padme) % [quote]JINO [Jacen in name only] is stupid. The character I liked reading about in the YJK books was not. [/quote] "Why did the Bantha cross the road?" "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" -said 16 year old --Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn yjk) % It was supposed to be one of the darkest SW stories ever. Minus the orgy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [quote]Vader pushes a lot of lesser people around and kills anyone that opposes him very easily just because he has the force to help him, take away the force and he is just a big pathetic idiot in a stupid looking suit[/quote] Yeah! I mean, it's just like Bruce Lee! Take away his knowledge of martial arts and all his limbs and he's just a torso that I could beat in a fight easily! --Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn vader) % !sex grows the economy and creates thousands of new jobs Enochf: Invalid arguments for sex. She's quick -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [13:35] This is probably the only day that I can actually say that I am literally pissed. [13:36] Someone urinated on you? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % the USA has no idea what's being talked about it in Jedi Outcast *shrug* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [22:47] Great, random pings from the bot. [22:54] LOL! [22:54] The bot seems to think it's funny to annoy GreenTentacle. [22:54] Oh no. Just looking. [22:54] This almost makes a sort of sense that deranged people like me can follow. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [23:00] * Culator|Work is soooooo bored. [23:00] * Culator|Work knows better than to caffeinate himself on Thursday. [23:00] * Culator|Work does it anyway. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Holy crap! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Swevolutionupdateauto1_%282%29.jpg SLY MOORE IS WATCHING YOU POOP! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Goodwood has joined #wookieepedia ... so yeah, Goodwood is a loser, like you all just said. lol lol I'm glad we're in agreement. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote][quote]I dunno. Cade hallucinated [i]Mara[/i], not some other chick, which seems like a testament to the identification of Mara with the Skywalker line, not some other woman.[/quote] Well to be fair, Cade is the descendant of MARA. Like if Prince William's child was on death sticks, he'd see Princess Diana and not Camilla. [/quote] The thought of hallucinating Camilla Parker-Bowles while I'm on drugs is positively terrifying. - dizfactor -- Wookiee' QDB (cade mara tfn) % Force Lightning is a Sith ability. In order to become a Sith, you must sacrifice that which matters most to you. Bush has never had to make a sacrifice of anything that mattered to him in his entire life. Therefore, hes' not a Sith. Therefore, no Force Lightning. - Ris_jSarek -- Wookiee' QDB (sith tfn) % [03:59] You know what would be a cool AU to explore? The droids never go to Luke's place, he ends up going to the Academy, and ends up getting found by Vader. [04:00] Yes. I can imagine the beginning. [04:00] Imperial officer #1: Don't shoot. There are no lifeforms onboard. [04:01] Imperial officer #2: What are you, crazy? There may be droids onboard. *shoots the escape pod* [04:01] Heh. [04:01] That scene's always bothered me. Why wouldn't they shoot the pod anyway? It's not like a Star Destroyer needs to conserve ammo. [04:02] Paperwork. [04:03] Never figured the Empire had much paperwork. [04:03] Tarkin: You may fire when ready. [04:03] Death Star gunner: Have you filled in a form 892b? [04:04] Tarkin: Ah yes, the standard planet killing form. I asked my secretary to do it this morning. One copy for me, and one for Alderaan so they know their deaths were properly authorised. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [08:44] I had a strange idea this morning. A Wookieepedia superhero. Like Captain Planet, but for Wookieepedia. [08:44] Deletion! Bannination! Reversion! Protection! Heart! [08:44] By your admin powers combined, I am CAPTAIN WOOKIEE! [08:44] Ataru would be "heart". That's the crappy power, just like in Captain Planet. [08:47] LOL [08:48] LOL [08:48] Wait, did Nuku-Nuku just laugh at a joke? o_O -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % If we were in the same room, I would've slapped Gonk. Right across the... face. * Gonk|Away slaps Ozzel There you go, Ataru. lol. Ozzel: You just got slapped * Ataru sits back and has a good laugh at that Thank you, Cap'n Olié! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ric) % * (Upload log); 11:52 . . Darth chente (Talk | contribs) (uploaded "Image:Darth Plagueis.jpg") * (Deletion log); 11:57 . . Ozzel (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Image:Darth Plagueis.jpg": Fan art) * (Upload log); 12:00 . . Darth chente (Talk | contribs) (uploaded "Image:Darth Plagueis.jpg") * (Deletion log); 12:03 . . Ozzel (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Image:Darth Plagueis.jpg": It was fan art a minute ago, and it is fan art now.) -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon wookieepedia) % Well, this probably doesn't warrant a day long ban. But he's an unpleasant, unhelpful person, who I don't like, so I did it anyways. lol The justice system at work -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc) % Would you do a female Bothan? I would have to come to that conclusion once I actually met a real Bothan. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [09:58] Maddolis> Mount Sorrow is much worse than the Sun King. [09:59] They should be combined. [09:59] The King of Sorrow. [09:59] "Take my tears, dude." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mountsorrow) % [09:30] Longer bans converging on Infinity. [09:31] Er. Yes. [09:32] Nuku-Nuku, I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [16:21] !say boo [16:21] boo [16:21] !say fuck [16:21] [CENSORED] -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % this is getting along the lines of the "is the Thing's penis a rock too?" kinda questions -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [14:47] And Ю is actually the Enterprise. ... [14:51] I remember being told my name in Russian [14:51] it looked nothing like Andrew [14:51] Эндрю [14:51] thats Steven? [14:52] Riffsyphon1024> no, that's Andrew ^_^ [14:52] LIES! [14:52] ok he gets the Enterprise at the end -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % Gonk once clocked it, and http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Customcorpsey.jpg this Ewok gets more screen time after his death than Anakin Skywalker does. This "Fun ROTJ Fact of the Day" has been brought to you by Gonk. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % Why does everyone keep saying The Exile was female? --Dussan -- Wookiee' QDB (exile) % Killing off Luke is like killing off Yoda, it can't be done. --Volderon -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb luke tfn yoda) % Oh! Me so horny! Oh! Oh! Me so horny! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Revan can't be F because if she is, then she'll mate with Carth and make Carth babies which is a disaster of epic proportions -- Wookiee' QDB (bastila irc kotor) % Okay, so they skip about nine-tenths of the underwater sequence, but they have space to show Jar Jar stepping in poop. It's all about priorities. --Rogue1-and-a-half on the Phantom Menace comic -- Wookiee' QDB (jarjar tfn) % [quote]Oh, this is great; Jar Jar is watching Anakin to 'keep him out of trouble.' Good pick there, Qui-Gon.[/quote] Sadly, this is not inconsistent with the movie... --Rogue1-and-a-half and KissMeImARebel -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin jarjar tfn) % think WWI but with zombies -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:35] star Wars has never had a ship named ":Enterprise". [19:35] Wgy not? [19:35] Good question. [19:36] And I'm not just humoring the drunk guy. That's actually pretty surprising. [19:36] cause Star Trek ruined that name [19:36] :P [19:36] well, both SW and Trek have a Sovereign-class *shrug* [19:37] heh [19:37] Y/ [19:37] .0u have a point. [19:38] That actually *looked* like a hiccup. [19:38] Actual;ly I'm not hiccupij ng/. [19:38] But I can harefldly ovvcontrrilk my hanfds. [19:38] I should go doyt mefd. [19:39] * Gonk hopes Nuku-Nuku is getting all this. [19:39] I. Shoud. Go. 2. Be.d. [19:39] close rebtounoughg,. [19:39] ...Yes. [19:39] Exacrmtly. [19:39] indeed...right with ya, Culator [19:40] I [19:40] * Gonk waits for Culator to start braying about how much he loves us, and how we shouldn't lose touch after graduation. [19:40] Believe. I may be mor drunk than I've ever bee -- Wookiee' QDB (drunk irc) % Truly, no Commander could have won Return of the Jedi. The thousand Sectors of the Galactic Empire cannot stand against the might of a free Ewok. Is this Madness? No...THIS IS ENDOR! --Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok tfn) % Sorry, I have this issue with fanfiction One day, I walk in and my roomie quickly minimizes the window she was looking at. does she write Fanon? yeah, walking in on your roommate surfing porn can be hell :P She won't getup, so I haul her out of the chair and open the windo.... It was OBI-WAN and PADME FUCKING lol Excellent I screamed "BLASPHEMY" and unplugged the computer -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc obi-wan padme sexuality) % I'm so glad Wikipedia uses free images: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_neeson -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % --> You have joined the channel #anime (n=LucidFox@wikia/Sikon). *** The channel topic is "あたし以外誰も変らない。さあ、��?ピックを変ちゃって為に、大きな事さ��?で��?す。フフフフフ。��?ご冗談だったわ）。Freenodeの#animeで��?うこそ。- I like anti-matter computers. | Every time you start a religious discussion, we will personally kill a catgirl in the name of Kami-sama. ||| お祝い! 私達の��?ピックを理解できます！". -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [08:51] Trask__Ulgo: Look, just because Alema Rar's job is prostitution doesn't mean we change her box from Dark Jedi infobox to slut infobox [08:51] We have one of those? [08:51] That better not be QDB'd -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [09:47] Hey about Jango Fett's article [09:47] What about Jango's article? [09:47] I put a CIS infobox and someone put a Mando one [09:47] He's not CIS [09:48] He's Mando [09:48] He wasnt a Mando when he died [09:48] Bah! [09:48] He needs either a CIS or bounty hunter infobox [09:48] If anything, he was a bounty hunter [09:48] Not CIS [09:48] he was a Mandalorian when he died [09:48] He was a doofus. Do we have a doofus infobox? [09:48] Alright a bounty hunter one [09:48] Hmmm . . . Mando armor, check [09:48] just because he didn't have a bunch of Mandalorians following him, didn't make him any less the Mandalore [09:48] Mando lifestyles . . .check [09:48] Mando heritage .. . check [09:49] I'd say he was a Mando [09:49] Failed to get his target, check. [09:49] But he was working as a bounty hunter [09:49] Got killed by someone's backhand, check. [09:49] I'd say he was a doofus. [09:49] (Trask__Ulgo): Boba Fett and ALL of the Mandalorians work as Bounty Hunters [09:50] so we are just gonna let it keep the MAndo box? okay [09:50] we're going to use the relevant infobox, yes [09:50] Naturally [09:50] Trask__Ulgo: Look, just because Alema Rar's job is prostitution doesn't mean we change her box from Dark Jedi infobox to slut infobox [09:50] We have one of those? [09:50] That better not be QDB'd -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % [09:25] You know, Eskimo Jar Jar has twelve different words for "poop." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jarjar) % Culator|Work> CBT, your name makes me uneasy. Is that so How come http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT Fifth item. Oh, yeah, I saw that Bah Creepy. That's the first thing that comes to your mind, Culator? lol You need to know these abbreviations to know what to avoid when surfing for porn. * Jedimca0|Away is now known as Jedimca0 Is that from experience culator? :) I have no further comment. :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Wait, Jello is Palpatine's harem girl? no, Palpatine is MY harem girl -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine sexuality) % [09:50] Breathes is doing Wedge -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Oh boy...someone ban 68.106.221.183 for fanon. I grow weary of his Bastila and tattoos on her breasts and vagina... O_o What? Copy that Vaginas aren't canon, are they? Hello! http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Bastila_Shan&diff=1462378&oldid=1462375 Aside from Visas's "loading ramp", which could mean anything? Notice how everyone perks up when I say "breasts and vagina" " Darth Malak and Bastila kissed each other for a day so that Bastila become a powerful Sith." Oh, is that how it works? Somebody BJAODN that. Poor Vader, then. how do you put tattoos on a vagina, anyway? Carefully o.O It's a Sith secret. Only after asking very nicely. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bastila_chained.jpg (LucidFox): they go around them not actually -on- the vagina generally above As we can see, those needles are actually tattoo whatever you want to call them... 9_9 * SS117 has joined #wookieepedia hi You can draw a face around it, making the vagina look like a mouth. Moving hastily on... Yes, please Oh, and btw congratulations Jaymach * Ataru forgot to say that earlier Congradulate him for what? adminship? Yes POWAH! No, for his vaginal tattooing knowledge shush you -- Wookiee' QDB (anons bastila breasts irc sexuality) % [08:35] I just went to get coffee and there was none made. [08:35] This is... disturbing. [08:35] This is not supposed to happen. [08:35] uh oh [08:36] I think some of Culator's coworkers are about to get "deleted" [08:36] So I'm brewing some. [08:36] And to punish them for their failure, I'm making it the way I like it. [08:36] you can make coffee differently? [08:36] Black as your soul? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ”'The creature known only as the Energizer Bunny”' was one of an [[Energizer Bunny's species|unidentified species of lagomorphs]]. Among its main distinguishing characteristics were its pink color and a [[power cell]] (which had the word "Energizer" written upon it in an [[Alternate Basic alphabet|alternate Basic alphabet]]) that appeared to be attached to it. The odd creature's only clothing was a pair of black [[sunglasses]] and sandals. It also incessantly banged upon a a drum that it had carried everywhere it went for no apparent purpose. ===Duel with Darth Vader=== Little more is known about the Energizer Bunny than its [[Energizer Bunny's duel with Darth Vader|duel]] (or possibly non-duel) with [[Darth Vader]] in [[3 ABY]]. The Energizer Bunny's presence in [[the Force]] was so strong that it registered on the [[sensors]] of the [[Executor-class Star Dreadnought|”Executor”-class Star Dreadnought]] ”[[Executor]]”. Despite this it is apparent that Vader only took action with regard to this matter after [[Galactic Emperor|Emperor]] [[Palpatine]] ordered Vader to "get his battery" after sensing "great disturbance in the Force" that the Energizer Bunny caused. Vader and the Energizer Bunny eventually met at a [carbon-freezing]] facility at an undisclosed location. Vader soon discovered that retrieving the Energizer Bunny's power cell would not be as easy as he had thought. He taunted the Energizer Bunny and tried to lure it to the [[dark side of the Force]]. It easily evaded the [[Dark Lord of the Sith|Sith Lord]]'s attacks by spinning. Eventually Vader's [[lightsaber]], which had been powered by allegedly inferior [[Supervolt]] power cells, died out. With no apparent urgency, the Energizer Bunny exited the carbon-freezing chamber as the Dark Lord of the Sith screamed in frustration. Though the Energizer Bunny's ultimate fate is unknown, it is likely that it just kept going and going. ==Sources== *”[[Some commercia]]” -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:22] Where's he getting this? http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Togruti&curid=22479&diff=1466228&oldid=1218907 [19:23] His ass? [19:23] Just a guess. [19:23] That was my suspicion. [19:23] It had the telltale aroma. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % I know young people hate thinking about this, but it is quite likely that your parents and your grandparents are still having sex --Dark Lady Mara -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality tfn) % hmm do I want horny black women for a gangbang? I've just had an e-mail offering me some thought I'd ask for opinions -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [19:57] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bastila_chained.jpg <-- I think swtimeline.ru has a better version [19:58] Bah! [19:58] And I was hoping for so much more from a file called "Bastila chained". :P -- Wookiee' QDB (bastila irc) % [18:08] Flying is for bunnies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:59] Or better yet... Myself, the boy, two bunnies, and no questions asked [18:00] :/ [18:00] Eep. [18:00] Sounds like my last trip to Vegas. [18:00] Double eep. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Was Yoda's 1st encounter in his life with a Sith in AotC? Kidan: .... am I the only one who read that title and thought that this was a new Sex in the EU thread? Ris_jSarek: I hope so. Thrawn McEwok: Yoda, Padmé, the Force, and Sex in Movie Canon? -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality tfn yoda) % "How many clones do you think fought in the Clone Wars?" Hmmm... 11 :P I was thinking 10 but... It's more like 30. 10 would just be silly. lol -- Wookiee' QDB (clones irc) % Fucking mosquito bit me You should've killed it. ew destroy its entire family Imperial justice I didn't know until I saw the swelling.:( It's right over the vein in my wrist, ick That's like the goddamn chocolate river from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to mosquitos. I know! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| Nuku-Nuku` (n=Nuku-Nuk@math-cc.nsc.ru) has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Nuku-Nuku has left freenode (Nick collision from services.) =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Nuku-Nuku` by Jaymach -->| Nuku-Nuku (n=Nuku-Nuk@math-cc.nsc.ru) has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Nuku-Nuku by ChanServ What. CLONE! !quit Jaymach: *hiss* Jaymach: *hiss* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [02:08] !channel disable dice [02:08] nope [02:08] !help dice [02:08] she's sure of it :P [02:09] Stop messing with things you don't understand, pathetic mortals. [02:09] * LO|Hereish raises an eyebrow [02:09] Except you, Jaymach. You can mess as much as you like. [02:10] Dang, now I can't contradict that without making her look schizophrenic. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [01:03] Here, kitty kitty kitty... [01:03] * Jedi_Goodwood pets Nuku-Nuku [01:03] Get away from me, Goodwood [01:03] Nope. [01:04] * Jedi_Goodwood pets Nuku-Nuku [01:04] !boot Goodwood Away! [01:04] I'm still here! [01:04] <-- Jedi_Goodwood has left the channel (requested by Nuku-Nuku: "Or are you?"). [01:04] rofl [01:04] pwned [01:05] --> Jedi_Goodwood has joined the channel (i=chatzill@c-24-11-69-132.hsd1.mi.comcast.net). [01:05] *** Muppets101 is now known as Muppets101|BUSY. [01:05] * Jedi_Goodwood scratches Nuku-Nuku behind her ears. [01:05] <-- Jedi_Goodwood has left the channel (requested by Nuku-Nuku: "*hiss*"). [01:05] --> Jedi_Goodwood has joined the channel (i=chatzill@c-24-11-69-132.hsd1.mi.comcast.net). [01:06] <-- Jedi_Goodwood has quit IRC (Client Quit). [01:06] --> Jedi_Goodwood has joined the channel (i=chatzill@c-24-11-69-132.hsd1.mi.comcast.net). [01:06] <-- Jedi_Goodwood has quit IRC (Remote closed the connection). [01:06] --> Jedi_Goodwood has left the channel (i=chatzill@c-24-11-69-132.hsd1.mi.comcast.net). [01:07] * Jedi_Goodwood burps [01:07] Jedi_Goodwood: *hiss* [01:07] Bad kitty! [01:07] *** Nuku-Nuku has kicked Jedi_Goodwood from the channel. (*hiss*) [01:07] --> Jedi_Goodwood has joined the channel (i=chatzill@c-24-11-69-132.hsd1.mi.comcast.net). [01:08] * Jedi_Goodwood kicks Nuku-Nuku [01:09] *** Nuku-Nuku has kicked Jedi_Goodwood from the channel. (In #wookieepedia, bot kicks you!) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [01:42] unlike most catgirls, Nuku-Nuku has human ears ... [01:42] !markov unlike most [01:42] unlike most catgirls, Nuku-Nuku has taken Ubuntu a week to approve the source books -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % 22:24, 2 August 2007 Atarumaster88 (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Brassiere" (What a lame excuse to have a Rasha Bex picture) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts wookieepedia) % [02:33] (LucidFox): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_source_religion [02:33] oh gosh [02:34] this is taking it a bit too far... [02:35] it's a better ideology than most religion :P [02:36] what, taking things too far? [02:36] nah, letting the members of the religion decide in the religious beliefs [02:36] heh [02:36] * Ataru rolls eyes [02:36] ... [02:37] that sort of defeats the point of having a religion in the first place [02:37] Sounds like letting Wookieepedians decide canon ... [02:38] Ataru: Wookieepedians deciding canon results in characters named after talk-show hosts. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ozzel> What was your out-of-context quote from last night that Ataru wanted to QDB? Something about me being aroused by some article. o_O JAYMACH, FIND THAT, PLEASE!! -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % From Luke's article: "identitity" That sounds like a naughty game. heh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke sexuality) % Additionally, there is a humorous scene in the Star Wars: Droids episode "Tail of the Roon Comets" in which R2 turns on a jukebox and begins to breakdance. This was likely intended by the writers as humor, however, some fans question the possibility of the moves R2 performs in the episode. Nevertheless, the breakdance scene is assumed canonical until an official source confirms its canonicity. -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo canon) % RE: So is Ben ruined or not? Ben is the farthest thing from ruined he could possibly be. He's not Luke 2? OH NOES!!!!111!! BAD CHARACTER!!11!!1!1!! His idealism allows him to be manipulated by his mentor to do morally questionable yet rationally justifiable acts which he conscience slowly pushes him to reconsider? OH NOES FACIST BASTARD IDIOT MORON EVIL HATE HATE!!!11!!!1111!!1!!!11!!!! --Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (ben tfn) % [19:09] Mushrooms are awesome. They're like a plant that's trying *so hard* to be an animal that it has many of the qualities of meat, but vegetarians still have no qualms about eating it so it has failed spectacularly in its ambition. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I finally read KOTOR 18. Did it have Foxy Boxing No, but it had Jarael being more well-endowed than usual. Beat me to it. Yay! Eh. Except I was going to say "nicely-drawn rack." -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc kotor) % "Vilmarh Grahrk once played a game with chance cubes in a casino on Ord Mantell, although these had more than six sides.[2] " If they didn't have six sides, then how were they chance *cubes*? chance dodecahedrons :P heh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hmm, Revan's up for Improvement Drive. Should I unlock it for anon editing?> I'm reluctant to do so. Mainly because I'm something of an elitist bastard. :-D There's nothing wrong with that. -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc) % !Jaymach LO|Hereish: "Jaymach" : (#1) The Consensus., or (#2) thinks he's effing IRC royalty, but couldn't be more wrong I'm sure he added #1 himself rofl but he is :P * Jaymach (n=jaymach@wikia/Jaymach) joined channel #Wookieepedia. * Nuku-Nuku gives channel operator rights to user Jaymach. lol Jesus Christ. * ChanServ gives voice to user Jaymach. yes? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Eh...I liked Shatterpoint, but it lacked the gritty darkness of The Baby Ewoks' Picnic Surprise --The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok stover tfn) % Let me relax you all on something... Jacen is commiting crimes and atrocities and needs to be called to an account for them but saying he is beyond redemption (as so many people believe) is idiotic and cruel towards a Great Hero. Sure the Hero became a villian but... --Obi-Wan_Ken-Obi -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb jacen tfn) % I hate having to substitute Jizz for Jazz. "You got jizz in you boy! You just gotta let it out!" hahahaha yeah **(Much later)** You wouldn't believe it...I click on random article and end up with a musical instrument. Handy. But it's a jizz instrument. And I just don't want to go anywhere near jizz. Everyone should experience jizz. That's true. I think I'll take in some jizz right now. * LordHydronium listens to Cantina Band. * Enochf refuses to QDB this, it'll only encourage you "You got jizz in you boy! You just gotta let it out!" I could have made any joke involving that, and somehow I picked the gayest one possible. I think regularly consuming jizz is good for the soul. Producing jizz, even moreso. Well, the movie I'm watching is about Jazz, which is kinda like Jizz. Imagine, being up on stage, with the audience following you with rapt attention as you pump out the jizz with all your heart . . . must be quite the experience. Especially if you've got a whole band up there helping you out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb sexuality) % [04:47] LucidFox: GAAAAAHHH [04:47] LucidFox: I HATE WIKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [04:47] *** LucidFox (n=sikon@wikia/Sikon) has signed off IRC (Remote closed the connection). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % I notice how they don't mention the Hello Kitty sex toys in that article when they go on to talk about Hello Kitty merchandise Heh. :| "everything from jewelry to stationery" I'm sure that sex toys aren't between the two No? at least not in my house I can see how the spectrum goes: jewelry---- other stuff---sex toys----other stuff--- other stuff --- stationery. I wonder if this is worthy of QDB. No. not in the slightest -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb sexuality) % We have more Ewok dieties on our encyclopedia than we have Supreme Chancellors, rulers of the Empire, and Chiefs of State of the New Republic, and Leaders of the Galactic Alliance, combined. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok) % It's like if you were hyping up Empire Strikes Back with the phrase "Find out who is Darth Vader's son!" People might have a good guess. - Ackbar_Van_Gungan on the Krayt revelation -- Wookiee' QDB (esb tfn vader) % The Jedi Exile is a gender-bender. Like Ranma. !kick LucidFox for comparing Star Wars to such a terrible anime/manga series. -- Wookiee' QDB (anime exile gender irc) % If I was Chee, it would be. And I would find a way to have Brianna with the Exile Because that's so much more fun, dangit. Lesbianism Hawt. They have a lick'er license, then? Brianna, Visas, and the Exile. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (canon exile irc sexuality) % The4dotelipsis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Deliah_Blue - Best infobox cropping ever. Sans pants! Yay! Mmmmm.... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc pants sexuality) % ₪ - what on Earth is that? A J and an L having intercourse. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Cyrillic alphabet support, allowing us to write "Toys 'Я' Us" properly. nice! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:39] -->| JackNebulax (i=473b431d@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-74110832a2d99fcc) has joined #wookieepedia [18:39] The Real Jack Nebulax? [18:39] All you other Jack Nebulaxies is just imi...taxis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm just sayin', Anakin wasn't the worst choice Padme could have made. :P Choking and death > life with that douchebag. -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc padme) % [08:19] Damn, i love my Ewok [08:20] love lol, lost* [08:20] Please step away from the Ewok -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % "[Eclipse] was more than twice as long as the regular Star Destroyers." Well, that's technically true. I think they missed a "Super" in there. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ssd) % [16:06] Hmm. If I had 9 million credits I could either buy one Guri or 30 TIE Defenders. [16:07] Hmm. [16:07] Ooooo. [16:07] * Gonk blows a motivator trying to decide. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % Homosexuals are gay. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % What have I done? what? You chopped off Mace Windu's hand? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rots) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Luke_Ben_and_Mara.jpg - Worst. Anything. Ever. -- Wookiee' QDB (ben irc luke mara) % [22:45] Je déteste mon raccordement d'Internet [22:45] *** AdmirableAckbar has been kicked from the channel by Culator|Work (All I'm getting is 'bla bla kick me'.). [22:46] Raccordement... I'll go out on a limb and guess that means "demented raccoon." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The new Flash Gordon sucks SO bad. I made a list of reasons why it sucked. 1: Crappy theme song. "Flash! Ah-aaahh! He'll save every one of us!" -- In the commercials. Not in the actual series. That kind of cruel teasing should be illegal. 2: Since when is Flash's real name "Steven"? "Steve! Ah-aaahh!" - nope. Doesn't work. 3: Dale Arden is engaged to some douche. We need an extra soap-opera-ish element thrown into an action show? 4: All the characters are at least 10 years too young. Not unexpected, but still crappy. 5: Ming has no style. He looks like a Nazi. Not a galactic emperor. 6: Ming's hair is reversed. Ming is supposed to have an evil goatee and a bald head. The new "Ming" (note the sarcastic quotes) has hair on his scalp and none on his face. 7: Boring Mongo. They had 90 minutes and gave us no sign of Hawk-men or Arborians. 8: Stupid space travel technology. Stolen from Sliders and Stargate simultaneously. How can Flash not have a rocketship? 9: Hans Zarkov is a very crappy mad scientist. No foreign accent. Incompetent weaponsmith. 5 o'clock shadow. All in all, not a formidable mad scientist at all. 10: Flash Gordon, meet Token Black. It's 2007. We can't have a show about Flash, Zarkov, and Dale. We have to have a show about Flash, Zarkov, Dale, and Flash's Black Friend. 11: Flash Gordon... marathon runner? Flash Gordon. He runs fast. And that's all. In the 1980 movie he was a football player. He ran fast and beat people up. You tell me which is cooler. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % People are becoming jaded to character deaths, if you'll pardon the pun. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % I played as a Mon Cal once and offered myself up to every Imperial player as a slave for the greater good of the Empire -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % I always thought Pokemon sounded like gay rastafarian sex. --Lord Mauly Mall -- Wookiee' QDB (non-sw tfn) % FUCKING CHRIST THAT'S JUST WRONG: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bilar You haven't seen that before? Nowis: Nope. Which is why, until now, I've been able to sleep. :S -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:44] Christ. [21:44] A giant Gorilla. [21:44] :| [21:45] <+Gonk|Busy> You have a weird theology. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % gah what is wrong with japanese people? Baby see his first tentacle porn? ?? No, anime furry firefoxes. W. T. F. Is that all? Pssh. ohhh Anime porn ---[Time passes]--- I am, however, curious as to what Trip saw. Something on Deviantart? Actually... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sikon/Mozilla_Firefox ... Who thinks of this stuff? Don't know if that's what he saw, but it might be. ? WTF "Man, I wonder what my internet browser would look like if it were a babe." cant we just go ahead and shoot Sikon now? "Dude, my word processor is *HOT*" please please please? There's a whole series on sexy operating systems. you have my support Roh "No man. I love's me some Minesweeper. She's sexy." *racks slide* RF your worrying me pal. Don't worry. Sarcasm. good *safety on* thats what I thought W.T.F. "Despite the DNA damage, scientific tests have concluded that Firefox is potentially capable of producing viable human offspring, allowing her to still classify as a member of the species." Yes. Because people have sex with their browser all the time. Wanking doesn't count... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS-tan god god god god Why is Windows XP holding her skirt.... Oh lord. There's a Wikipedia one too. "Due to the abundance of railfans in Japan, anthropomorphizations of trains are also common." Hmm... WWII tanks I might be able to support. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecha_Musume -- Wookiee' QDB (anime irc sexuality) % [b]RE: What You WANT thread[/b] I want Del Rey to do a 29-book series in which Waru returns and eats both Jacen and Zonama Sekot. He then converts Luke to the dark side and makes him his apprentice. Meanwhile, a 90 year old Han Solo and 80 year old Leia must battle against impossible odds and bring Luke back to the good. Failing this, they must at least stop his evilll plans to sacrifice Ben to Waru. Because Luke thinks this sacrifice will metamorphose him into a clone of Waru and thus enable him to resurrect Mara. Ken Palpatine helps Han and Leia in this desperate quest. Onboard the Millennium Falcon, they must battle and defeat Waru's fleet which consists of Moffships... Meanwhile, Jaina has to decide who her true love is: Callista, or Jagged Fel's son? [b]This series will be named TEH Impending Doom[/b] --Peregrine -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn waru) % I was kidnapped, lied to, and subjected to what can only be described as "squeeing" about Nowis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Linux is like the time machine in Back to the Future. Does things that the Yugo and Mercedes aren't capable of, but you have to build it yourself and be very careful with the plutonium fuel. heh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Utai are more human than Twi'leks, is what I'm saying. Twi'leks are, in fact, not at all human (that we know of). The proof is in the pudding though. The pudding being bosoms. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc twilek) % On Amazon's summary of Complete Locations: "the text treats the material as if it were truly nonfiction" Yes, that's usually how fiction works. "Luke went to Alderaan. But he didn't really, because he doesn't exist!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Zam_slave_outfit.jpg That's Zam Wessel infiltrating a Hutt's base. I'd like to infiltrate *her* base! :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality zam) % That's shit! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/6360/Events/6360/Celebrity_Jemal_14633984_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Joel,%20Billy - I thought this was his daughter. Not the case. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [14:12] what y guys talkin' bout? [14:12] CANON! CANON CANON CANON! [14:13] [[Skateboard]]! [14:13] http://jaymach.com/TotallyAwesomeComic.jpg [14:13] CANON! [14:13] obviously [14:13] but what part of canon? [14:13] I'm making it when I get home unless someone beats me to it. [14:14] And who says it's Anakin OR Luke? Maybe some time before 32 BBY Yoda trained a totally unrelated Skywalker. [14:16] Skywalker I don [14:16] 't think is a common last name in SW [14:22] Maybe "Skywalker" is like "Smith" on some random planet like Bobtooine, but we don't know that because we've never been there. [14:22] And out of a galaxy of 10 million inhabited worlds, you never run into a random Bobtooinian. [14:23] Then it may seen the galactic consensus isnt doing there jobs [14:24] So there's nothing preventing that skateboarding kid from being Steve Skywalker. [14:25] *** richieJ [i=########@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-184a4b6cef435cfd] has quit [Remote closed the connection] [14:25] He was overwhelmed by my awesome logic. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:37] "Axem woke up from his comma" ... and had an apostrophe! [12:38] I couldn't think of any puns that didn't have "colon" or "period" in them. [12:38] Ah, it's a fanon character. I see now. [12:38] Blast, there goes my colon joke. [12:38] He then began a search for his parens. [12:39] That was a bad pun. [12:39] He made a mad dash for the door. [12:39] "He braced himself to hear a quote. Feeling bracketed, he ate a caret." [12:40] QDB'd [12:40] His friend Mark wrote slash, but who was he to question Mark? [12:40] Asterisk of of looking foolish, I'll stop with the punctuational jokes now. [12:40] -of [12:40] We made a hash of things as usual. [12:40] I have a question, Mark -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Look, we're not trying to make a value judgement here. I sincerely respect fanfilm makers; they have courage and drive. But just because something contains Star Wars elements doesn't make it canon, any more than if I were to magic-marker a TIE fighter on my ass and dance around naked on YouTube. Gonk (Gonk!) 15:39, 18 August 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (canon fanon wookieepedia) % [h] My opinion, the ARTICAL looks like the dicussion page.[/h] *Okay, this entire topic, from topic name to the end of your post, shows me that you're annoying. —Grand Admiral J. Nebulax -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [00:05] Heh, I'm killing this Ithorian guy over and over to see what Kreia says. [00:05] Visas: Never have I felt the rush of battle! <--Yeah, nothing like testing Force attacks on guys who don't fight back. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % Hydro: Well, we all know that the SSDs were basically penis extensions for the Emperor . . . -- Wookiee' QDB (ssd) % [06:14] "Then, without warning, capital ships at the heart of the armada funneled furious firestorms along the depleted lanes." [06:15] Somebody familiar with NJO want to explain that one to me? [06:15] Context? [06:15] Frantically funneling furious firestorms, fabulous Fondorian fanboys fecklessly fumigated. [06:15] At the Battle of Mon Calamari. [06:15] It's in Unifying Force. [06:16] I just need to know if we have an article on that particular weapon and what the link would be. [06:17] [[Overly descriptive authors whose point comes across but creates hell for those trying to figure out where it belongs in an encyclopedia like Wookieepedia]]? -- Wookiee' QDB (calamari irc njo) % [23:02] Hmm. [23:02] I just checked someone's signal in my tech support page and I can see that his modem is hooked to an Apple product, either a computer or router. [23:02] Now I want to make sure he doesn't get back online. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:27] ... [23:27] Where's everyone go? [23:27] !markov [23:27] anyone? [23:27] Exactly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Why Star Wars needs Mandalorians: Jedi and Stormtroopers both need target practice. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % [22:18] Naughty Four Dot. [22:18] :{P [22:18] Is that a mustache? [22:19] Yes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Jaymach has joined #Wookieepedia * Nuku-Nuku gives channel operator status to Jaymach We were just talking about things that would interest you. you've found the ultimate free porn site? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % "I like Demagol/Rohlan." <-- sounds like a fan of Mandalorian slash. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % >[b]- The Solo name surviving[/b] >This could happen if Jaina marries Zekk, since he does not have a last name. --Furyan_Jedi_13 Even if he did have a last name, I'm pretty sure he'd take her last name anyway. Its quite clear who wears the pants in that relationship. --_Kris_ -- Wookiee' QDB (jaina legacy tfn zekk) % * Hobbsee has left this server ("Carrier pigeon died mid-flight! <...>") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % No but seriously, my dad's friend's uncle's sister's friend's godfather's daughter's neighbor's dog rummages in the bins at LucasArts, and he said he found a scrap of paper about Kotor III. True story--Goodwood 21:48, 17 August 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % "Mara Jade was a female[1][2][3][4][5][6] ... [128]" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % Dude. You can't edit Fact Files. They're, like, printed and stuff. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The Ewoks were inspired by the Viet Cong. Ewoks = VC? LOL! lol Wicket no VC. Wicket local pig farmer! -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % mistau1: I have a hard time believing that someone who will kill an unarmed target has any honor *unarmed, un-military I was gonna say, Mace Windu was unarmed... lol Jedi don't count as unarmed So was Anakin.... twice! -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc mace) % [22:59] I would have preferred it if I didn't grow a beard and moustache at all. [22:59] Sucks to be male. [22:59] You'd have to shave other places though. [23:00] On the whole, I think we get it easy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:KyleBacta_DFJK.jpg <--This image is funny. What the hell? Kyle needs no bacta! That's just bizzare. Look at Jan's expression He's just showing off for her. Wow, she's almost dry humping the tank. Almost? The Emdee is like "I cant' watch" that raised leg must be hiding something big His muscles are so intense he can't just float in the tank like Wormie -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % [10:25] On an unrelated note, I finally saw Firefox-ko in a dream, like I always wanted to. [10:26] Umm . . . [10:26] Nekkid? [10:26] change subject quickly! [10:26] No, not nekkid [10:26] Enochf: You have a great userpage [10:26] I have no idea what it has on it, but it's great -- Wookiee' QDB (dream irc) % If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian. Men are disgusting. I don't see how anyone puts up with us. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [10:50] Is the Revanchist leader's gender revealed? [10:51] You don't give JJM enough credit. :P [10:51] No, Revan...chist's gender isn't given. -- Wookiee' QDB (gender irc kotor revan) % [11:01] LF: The most recent anon edits in the page history are from the US. [11:02] Heh. ... [11:03] Wait a tick... those are from MY company. [11:03] The company I work for is providing internet service to people who shouldn't receive oxygen, let alone cable. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Let me put it this way. Now that we live in the age of the Legacy comic series, I have this feeling that one day we actually [b]will[/b] have a "Darth Awesome." So I'm pretty conservative about recklessly using the speedy tag. (That's not sarcasm either. It's already come up once; ask Jorrel.) - Gonk -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % So I search for "Evil Never Dies", and the first nine results are shitty horror movie sequels. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It's like a spider mating with a dog! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Baasship.JPG LH: I don't even want to know how you came up with that image. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [20:19] I'm really tempted to make [[Project Black Ha...]]. [20:20] Just so that JJM will know better than to obscure title-important information. ... [20:30] And of course, tomorrow JJM will put the full title in his BTS notes, and we'll be screwed. [20:30] That's what the move function is for [20:30] Heh. [20:30] <-- ChackJadson has left this server (Remote closed the connection). [20:31] He's got you there. [20:31] But until then, we can some up with silly ideas for what the full name is [20:31] Hamster [20:31] Hammock [20:32] Haplopappus [20:32] Han Solo [20:32] Which is actually a word. [20:33] The Black Han Solo of SOUL [20:33] I should say, the last panel genuinely scared me. [20:33] Project Black Haberdasher [20:33] But seriously, it'll be Hand. it's always Hand. [20:36] some of the guys in the DCP really suck at image manipulation...their logo's are shit [20:37] Yes, but if it's Project Black Haplosporidian, you'll look quite the fool. [20:37] Could be hawk. Or harvest. Ot hammer. [20:37] Hat. The Hat [20:37] Oooh. [20:37] Oooooooh. [20:37] Fear of a Black Hat [20:38] Project Black Hayblibber [20:38] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Project_Black_Ha... [20:39] Project Black Ha! ...The new BET all-comedy spin-off network. ... [20:51] Project Black Hat: At a secret Adascorp laboratory on Toola, a prototype escapes and takes a host. And the rest... is history. [20:52] Project Black Harry, starring TV's loveable wisecracking Harry Anderson ("Night Court") [20:52] Culator|Work> "And the rest... is revealed in Republic, Dark Times and Legacy". [20:53] <-- SpitfireDriver has left this server. [20:55] Project Black Habit. She's a nun who doesn't play by the rules. ... [21:02] Project Black Haiku. A secret plot to write poems. And it is awesome. [21:02] Poems... about Ninjas. [21:04] Project Black Hall & Oates [21:05] Now who would the black Hall & Oates be? Peabo Bryson and...somebody. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:00] !say Gonk! [22:00] Gonk: *hiss* [22:00] Wait for it [22:00] !say DeFender1031: *hiss* [22:00] damn -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Cade looks like his mother. When Jan draws her, at least. I don't think his chest is quite so big. -- Wookiee' QDB (cade irc legacy) % Examine, if you will, the images we have of Jacen. There is a very, very strong tendency towards a legs-apart-crotch-thrust-forward pose. Which Squint appears to be using to molest Adasca. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the posing here. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen kotor) % Those are some nice big... spectacles! -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % I hate it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Are my boobs nice or what? * RoanFel places an Imperial flag in between Corde's mammaries. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts empire irc) % [17:03] Yeah, I've heard women say "my boobs" [17:04] Theirs, not mine. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [15:15] * Gonk thinks we need a rule allowing us to ban people for idiocy. [15:16] \o [15:16] ^support [15:16] Gonk, if we had that, no one would be allowed, we all do stupid things every so often [15:16] Oh, don't misunderstand [15:16] Occasional idiocy is forgiveable. [15:17] Repeated, wanton, willfully ignorant idiocy is another matter. [15:17] If several species of slime mold could figure it out faster, you don't belong here. [15:18] I no longer have any doubts about your fitness as an admin. [15:18] lol [15:18] i see [15:19] But then, I'd also institute draconian banning policies for grammar and spelling errors, so don't listen to me :) [15:19] "Wookiepedia" = instaban. [15:19] \o/ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:18] Ozzel> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/1273 [15:19] Can't argue with that. :-p [15:20] Depa's journey into the darkness of Haruun Kal is not unlike the Ewoks' journey deep into the forest to find the rainbow berries. [15:25] Wheras Shatterpoint was clearly modeled on Heart of Darkness, Baby Ewoks is clearly a work of its own in a literary sense. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc stover) % LF: According to Rotten Tomatoes, Emma Watson has retractable breasts. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % LucidFox is now known as LucidFox_Eva Longoria? Mendes? Marie Saint? Braun? Green? Ngelion, I think. Or he's gone outside his spaceship. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # (diff) (hist) . . Tsil; 06:59 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (6.2 Removed category) # (diff) (hist) . . Anaxes Citadel; 07:01 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (6.2 Removed category) # (diff) (hist) . . Castle Lands; 07:08 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Repeat after me: Just because something is cool does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Centerpoint Station; 07:08 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is cool does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Cron Drift; 07:09 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is cool does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . D'vouran; 07:10 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is large and eats whatever it wants does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Dark Force Temple; 07:10 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is wicked and Sithly does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Death Star I; 07:11 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something can destroy an entire planet does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Death Star II; 07:11 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is fully armed and operational does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Fountain of Ancients; 07:12 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is moist does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Imperial Palace; 07:13 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has the Emperor in it most of the time does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Great Temple; 07:13 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is big and old does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Great Jedi Library; 07:15 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has Jedi crap in it does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Jedi Temple; 07:15 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has Jedi crapping in it does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Kathol Rift; 07:15 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has a book named after it does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Flamewind; 07:16 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is wondrous does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Empress Teta's Crown Jewels; 07:17 . . (+35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (See, now this IS a Wonder of the Galaxy. Know why? BECAUSE IT'S F%#@ING SOURCED) # (diff) (hist) . . Library of Xer; 07:18 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has a tree in it does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . The Maw; 07:18 . . (-39) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has Admiral Daala in it CERTAINLY does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Mindharp; 07:19 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something followed Lando's name in a book title does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . HoloScan Database; 07:22 . . (+35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (6.1 Added sourced, legitimate category!) # (diff) (hist) . . Kuat Drive Yards; 07:24 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is immense and admittedly kick-ass does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Rainbow Bridge; 07:25 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is colorful and attracts tourists does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Shrines of Kooroo; 07:25 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is mysterious does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Sikadian Gardens; 07:26 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is fragrant and pretty does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Star Forge; 07:26 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is from KOTOR does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Temple of Pomojema; 07:26 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something has a munchy Force-amplifying crystal in it does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Temple of the Ancients; 07:27 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is called "Temple of" does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Teyr Rift; 07:31 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is an obvious rip-off of a Wonder of the World does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Theed Royal Palace; 07:32 . . (-521) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is ... Wait, what? This doesn't even make any SENSE. ) # (diff) (hist) . . Trayus Academy; 07:33 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Just because something is AW3SOM3 LAWL does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) # (diff) (hist) . . Valley of the Dark Lords; 07:34 . . (-35) . . Gonk (Talk | contribs | block) (Like, omigod! Just because, like, something's a Valley? SO does NOT make it a Wonder of the Galaxy.) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Ironically, the punishment for attempted suicide in some jurisdictions has been death.[citation needed] Although a person who has successfully committed suicide might be thought to be beyond the reach of the law, there could still be legal consequences. -- Wookiee' QDB (wikipedia) % [23:02] We also need a sexier WP:NEGTC page [23:02] That's something that I've been working on [23:03] Hmm, yeah. [23:03] And no, that doesn't mean pictures of Aayla or whatever on the page -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc sexuality) % RE: Will Krayt Destroy Tatooine? Yeah, I'm sure blowing up Tatooine will do wonders for people's support of Krayt. [i]"Destroy Tatooine."[/i] "Why?" [i]"I want to be like Malak"[/i] "Who?" [i]"...Never mind. It was a stupid idea."[/i] - darth_Boba -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor krayt tfn) % [17:02] You know, the downfall of my Star Wars community name is... [17:02] Tuckerization will forever elude me. :( [17:02] Same for Havac. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Graestan thinks the Chad Vader series would reach a hilarious climax if Vader removed his mask in the last episode to reveal Chad Barbry -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vader) % Blackhole reeeeally needs to stop talking about his "little helper" touching Leia. He means an interrogation droid. But he's not wording it in a good way. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia) % As long as you're contributing, it's ok to ignore glaring, crimallly bad articles. "Well, this article is terrible! ... I'm gonna fix more typos." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % {{banned}} * For use of "Wookie". I'm disappointed in you, Sikon. Havac 16:24, 26 August 2007 (UTC) ** The skin is called "Wookie". Blame Wikia. - Sikon 16:43, 26 August 2007 (UTC) *** Then Wikia is banned. Havac 00:02, 27 August 2007 (UTC) **** My fault for not catching that. I'll see about getting it renamed. Johnq@Wikia (talk) 12:18, 28 August 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (wikia wookieepedia) % [20:11] The4dotelipsis> In better times, I would probably add a blank "Search" icon and call it Cal Omas. [20:11] But I'm afraid of another RFRA. [20:11] Bah! [20:11] Bah! ... [20:11] Simultaneous bah. How odd. -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc omas) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Guri5.jpg - Oi! indeed. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % Crazy Yanks: British-made porn set in America, double entendre-style -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [09:56] *** TheGBDot is now known as The4dotelipsis. [09:57] GB? [09:57] Great Britain? [09:57] Galactic Battlegrounds. [09:57] ah [09:58] Same thing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Unles Revan Hood goes around with a band of merry men named Carth Scarlett, Little Z, Maid Bastilla, Friar Bindo, T3-a-Dale, HK the assasssin's son, and King Canderous the Mando-hearted. - Kenobi_Kid -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor revan) % [14:55] "It should be left here until it's confirmed that "XM-1 Nova Wing" isn't canon." [14:55] Jack's logic is an amazing thing to behold. ... [14:57] This is like saying "We have it at George Motti, let's keep it there until we find it isn't canon." -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc motti) % Everytime Saxton opens his mouth, a fairy dies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % [14:59] Anyway, I should be living up to my user name. [15:00] Making substances acidic, that is. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # (diff) (hist) . . Palpatine‎; 08:32 . . (-242,203) . . Clark Kent300 (Talk | contribs | block) (Replacing page with '{{delete|"Do it!" -Palpatine}}') -- Wookiee' QDB (palpatine wookieepedia) % Darth_Culator> I'm no good with a pistol. I aim better with a rifle. Heh Wait, I mean... I would never shoot children. That's right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee) % Do you know what's lamer than getting annoyed by a work of fiction? Getting annoyed that a complete stranger is getting annoyed by a work of fiction. See, look at what happens. Now I'm annoyed that people are annoyed that people are annoyed. [frustrated] -000 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [17:32] Seriously, though, all kidding aside, I hope you die -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [b]RE: So, what REALLY motivates Darth Caedus?[/b] In a word: insanity. --Havoc_Wing -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen tfn) % [18:23] You can drink bread as well. Here in Norway, we have a drink called "Snow scooter sandwich" which is made by mixing slices of bread and vodka in a blender. [18:23] You Norwegians need some hobbies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Spoons are the best eating LtNOWIS: Bah! Sporks. Actually, forks are the best eating utensil. Bah! I hate you all. You can fork things, cut things, and even scoop things. What's not to like? Eating a big bowl of something like fried rice with an oversized spoon is gloriously labor-free. ...barbarian. I'm going to invent my own eating utensil: the Sporkife. For everything from soup to steak. And every time you use it, you have to go to the hospital. I figure it'll be big with the emo kids. * Joker1138 see's that Gonk is down with the kids The eating utensil that cuts you back. Great for people who feel guilty eating meat! " :'( " Hey, why are you crying? Thinking about the cow? "No, it hurts!!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % wookiesex... Is it like horses? Retractable and whatnot? I shouldn't be asking this. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % RE: Jar Jar Binks Facts [quote]In other words, Jar Jar Binks is responsible for everything that [url=ht[b][/b]tp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Ruined_FOREVER]Ruined Star Wars Forever[/url], right?[/quote] Jar Jar Binks messed up your HTML code! -- Wookiee' QDB (jarjar tfn) % [17:40] Anyway, I'm going to play FoC for a bit. [17:40] <-- The4dotelipsis has left this channel ("FoC off."). -- Wookiee' QDB (eaw irc) % [17:50] --> NeoZidane has joined #anime [17:53] いと.... [17:54] どこ です か? [18:00] ね! [18:02] ね!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [18:02] ね??????? [18:17] なにん????? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Wez Robeton was a great jedi threw-out the new new republic era" ...He threw out the whole era? Damn, he *was* a great Jedi. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % The Galaxy of Fear books appear to be the literary equivalent of that Halloween game where Mom passes around a bowl of oatmeal and claims it's zombie guts. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [b]RE: Most Tragic Star Wars Character (Basic Poll)[/b] I would like to write in a vote for Jar Jar Binks. Why? Because he sucked. He sucked hard. It's difficult to fully comprehend the full extent of the tragedy that this brain-dead frog brought upon the entire Star Wars universe. You see, everything in The Phantom Menace was going along great-you had Liam Neeson and a young, smexy Obi-Wan throwing down and thrashing droids, you had lightsaber tricks, personalized shields on the droideka, new aliens-in short, it was great. Especially for an eleven-year old watching in the theater. Then Liam Neeson makes his descent to the surface of the planet and rescues this...thing. This unspeakably stupid thing. Everything about him grates on the nerves, from his ridiculous voice to his insipid speech patterns and his awful, horrible, Force-forsaken attempts at comic relief. Even as a kid, I swore that if that bloody amphibian tripped over one more thing and serendipitously took out a battle droid, I was going to hunt down George Lucas and give him a wedgie. Jar Jar Binks took The Phantom Menace, the first Star Wars film of my lifetime and just...spewed massive oozing suck all over it. I feel that the greatest tragedy of Jar Jar Binks is that he failed to meet a horrible, grotesque, and extremely satisfying demise in ROTS. Have Anakin trip and slice him in half with his lightsaber-that'd be comic relief. Or have Artoo-Deetoo whip out those rockets, douse some oil on him and make some frog legs. Gungan: Finger-lickin' good. And that's just his out-of-universe evil. Jar Jar made Anakin fall to the darkside, and I can prove it. In TPM, that pathetic lifeform makes a comment to young Anakin Skywalker, something to the effect of "Sheesa petty hot," or somesuch Gungan stupidity. I refuse to memorize that line, for the protection of my sanity. For you see, it took Anakin over a decade, but once he deciphered what Binks had been saying-that a Gungan of unknown age was getting hot and bothered by a human child-Skywalker's mind just snapped. Everywhere he turned, there was a Gungan. In his own mind, the Jedi younglings that he murdered wore the empty vapid grin of Jar Jar Binks. They were like Gungans, and he slaughtered them like Gungans. To him, Padme was a pregnant Gungan. Mace Windu was a Gungan with a purple lightsaber, and Obi-Wan Kenobi was a Gungan with a beard and a sometime Scottish accent, and Anakin reacted accordingly. Padme heard Jar Jar was coming to visit her at Polis Massa-she lost the will to live. Jar Jar killed Anakin Solo. Jacen Solo thought that he was being tortured by a Fosh named Vergere, but that's only a delusion that his mind came up with to protect itself; in fact, Jar Jar Binks was to blame. Once Jacen learned this, he went insane and became Darth Caedus. Jar Jar Binks is Darth Krayt, and I don't care what Jon and Jan have to say about it. So in conclusion, Jar Jar Binks has brought the most tragedy to the Star Wars universe. The only way to remedy the situation is to have Jar Jar suffer a horrible, horrible death. Come on' Del Rey, you can do it! Just pretend he's someone the fans actually like, then go to town on him! If you can destroy Han and Leia's lives, you can certainly take the time out to throw the Gungan in the meat grinder. Or Dark Horse-they could make a comic about it! Think about it-Star Wars: Jar Jar is Tortured to Death You guys would rake in so much money... Or if you guys won't do it, I'd glady volunteer to write it myself. I'm just sayin'... -- Wookiee' QDB (jarjar tfn) % Does everyone realize that having the Khoonda militia on Telos makes no sense? They . . . were bored. So they decided to come fight a Sith Lord. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % I read something a while back about the lekku playing a part in the well, you know....nudge nudge wink wink kind of stuff. does this pic prove any of that true? http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/27/Twi%27lek_lovers.jpg * If by nudge nudge wink wink you mean kissing, then a)you're allowed to say that here :P and b)that pic doesn't necessarily prove anything, except that it can be used. If by nudge nudge wink wink you mean sex, then that pic really doesn't prove anything. But I can draw you a picture if you want... Darth Maddolis 11:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality twilek wookieepedia) % [13:15] Hehe. [13:15] "[Testing Node] Kreia, let's pretend we had a long exposition conversation, set all your right flags, and let me travel onwards to the angry door." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor kreia) % [14:15] http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2769693&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#2769693 [14:16] Last post. :-| ... [14:16] "WOOKIEPEDIA!" ... [14:17] You host a freaking Star Wars podcast, and you can't even spell WOOKIEE!?@?@ -- Wookiee' QDB (force-cast irc wookiee) % [13:52] The floorplans line up great...just flipped around the ship's axis. o_O [13:52] Endar Spire: o_O Harbinger: O_o -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % so did I miss something? I noticed one of our admins resigned He does that sometimes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:08] Why do people keep harping on this "Revan has two sabers in the Korriban vision" thing? [19:09] Hey guys, I found a plothole in ESB! Vader doesn't have the same face as Luke. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (esb irc revan) % [22:30] !deop Culator|Work [22:30] Culator|Work: *hiss* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % So, in "End of Evangelion", Shinji actually masturbates over Asuka. That's disgusting. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [12:59] on a somewhat related note, I may start contributing to the Doctor Who wiki [13:04] A wiki is sort of like a TARDIS anyway. [13:04] TARDIS? [13:04] Dare I ask? [13:04] "We need a ramistatic hurgufrapulator? Now we have one!" [13:05] "We need an article on Bob the Stormtrooper? Now we have one!" [13:05] This from a hyperinclusionist deletionist [13:05] :-P [13:05] I'm comparing them favorably. -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % well, 60 is the new 40, 14 is the new 20 and 30 is the new 15 --Grey1, regarding Legacy of the Force -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf tfn) % Gremlins 2 is a horrible movie BAH! Do NOT speak ill of Gremlins 2! It's not meant to be a cinematic masterpiece. Yes it is. It's fun. And it fails. like you. Its like watching a movie *just* of Jar Jar;s -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jarjar) % I'll see you tomorrow. My sister has to get on. Good night. later * CmdrLightning has left #wookieepedia I will resist the tempation of making the joke "I am sure your sister has to get it on". ... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I like that when you go over here: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast the first thing that greets you is a horrible Askajian. Really messing with peoples minds Well, it was the best way to get lots of breasts in not much space. I still think that page has an anti-human bias. f Askajinas. Proving that Quantity is really not better than Quality. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [20:49] Gonk, do you like continuity? [20:50] ...That's like asking, "Do you like gravity?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Luke has a HUGGGGE ego problem up until Dagobah. I can just see him walking up to new recruits. "Hey, how much have you done for the war effort? 4 TIE fighters? Wow, that's impressive? Me. The Death Star. FIRST MISSION. So, do you have an attractive sister or girlfriend because I'm going to go make love to her now." -- Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (luke tfn) % Oh man. You know what I heard about Star Wars Battlefront: Renegade Squadron? It's going to have the Battle of Hoth! And you can pilot snowspeeders to take down Imperial walkers! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % In other news, people are morons: http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Search&ns0=1&ns1=1&redirs=0&searchx=1&search=artical&limit=100&offset=0 -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % Nowis, stop it. You're tempting me too badly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % *** Thrawn is now known as Kreia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kreia thrawn) % [15:51] So the Death Star novel is just called "Death Star"? [15:51] Yes. [15:51] Ewww. [15:51] Well, what could they have called it? [15:51] Welcome to a year ago. :P [15:51] "The Getting of Durasteel"? [15:52] BALLS [15:52] "Labyrinth of Girders"? [15:52] Spelled just like that. [15:52] STAR WARS: [15:52] BALLS [15:52] "Globe of Destruction"? [15:52] Sphere of Fear [15:52] "The Glove of Darth Vader Hits The Fire Button?" [15:52] That was a lame parody, and I will accept no references to it. [15:52] :| [15:53] What was a what of what? [15:53] "Despair on Despayre"? [15:53] Did I accidentally reference something? [15:53] "Horuz They Like To Call It: Death Star"? [15:53] LH: Yeah, that lame ROTS parody thing that failed to be funny. [15:53] You...didn't intend for that to happen? [15:53] Ah, don't remember anything about that. [15:53] s [15:53] Dammit, what is that stray "s"? [15:54] I've had them before. [15:54] "Sphere of Fear" [15:54] No, totally unintentional. [15:54] Had a nice ring to it. [15:54] "How To Steal A Set of Plans. Again. And Again. And Again." [15:54] Deathstar Galactica [15:54] "Wilhuff Tarkin: Waxing Imperial" [15:55] Armed and Operational: The Wilhuff Tarkin Story [15:55] "Collective of Smirks: Tales from the Death Star Conference Room" [15:55] For a Few Daalas More [15:55] "Mormadin Bast's Day Off" [15:55] :O [15:55] Good. [15:56] "Please Sir, Can I Have Some Maw" -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar irc) % "Hard Sell" sounds like a gritty crime drama. "Hard Sell" sounds like a porno with a door-to-door salesman plot. "Hard Sell" sounds like a CIS starship. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:16] Is it just me, or does Jerjerrod sound like a fruit? [00:16] Muji fruit bush [00:16] <@LordHydronium> Like, a homosexual? [00:16] <@LordHydronium> Or something you eat? [00:16] Right, I wasn't sure which way to take that question. [00:17] <+Darth_Culator> As in pineapples and tangerines and jerjerrods? [00:17] And marshmellow pie! [00:17] Like a homosexual. [00:17] Well, not a fruit. [00:17] Hmm, possibly. [00:17] <+Darth_Culator> Because I think that actually works. [00:17] Or, as they like to call them IU, Mandalorians. [00:18] I know Vader would have liked to have served sliced jerjerrod. [00:18] <@Cull_Tremayne> Ba Dum Pssh! [00:18] Hey, it's true. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % [11:46] "Revan and Carth Onasi survived, just in time." [11:46] Yes, surviving just in time is better than surviving too late. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % Soon you'll be —ing all over the place. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:54] I hate this name because it makes me thing "Mandalore", except it's not. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vandalor [20:54] *think [20:54] It's like a ripoff Mandalore. [20:55] Can't afford Mandalore? Get Vandalor, the next best thing! [20:55] Vandalorians! [20:55] VandalMotors? [20:55] Vando'a? [20:56] We could make a whole spinoff here. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % [09:57] Holy shit, Skakoan suicide bombers! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:31] Sikon> I can always tell when it's her and not my friend. She might as well be writing half the letters backwards in crayon, while he is a professional writer. [22:32] Then I say: "Hi, Mandy" to which she responds "How U knwo it wuz me?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Well, Daala was considered a "master strategist" just because of sleeping with Tarkin.[/quote] Well, sleeping with Tarkin was a masterful strategy as it advanced her career tremendously. - Arawn_Fenn and Rogue77 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % MAJOR SPOILER! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kingwood Straight? The trunks were straight?!?!? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spoilers) % This chat has died more times than Pernicar. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % TXT = whr u abbrev8 + rmv vwls to sv chrs -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:37] Also curious if there's any good quotes from Ackbar's briefings in the original XW. [13:38] It's a trap! [13:38] |<-- Culator|AlsoWork has left irc.freenode.net -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc) % Does anybody here specialize in Black Magic? Sorry, I'm not a minority. * Enochf casts FIRE Okay Enochf, could you cast a spell to summon Ataru to the chat? And then cast a spell to make him stop being "nice"? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It's funny how people talk about the Bermuda triangle. Of course a lot of ships are gonna get sunk in it. It's freakin' huge: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bertriangle.jpg "The Atlantic Polygon" Thousands of ships have been lost in this vast, dangerous zone. To some, this is a mystery. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % The Elvis Trooper is one hip shakin' hunka burnin love, here to save the world one hot mama at a time, thankya, thankyaverymuch! --67.182.125.228 -- Wookiee' QDB (anons wookieepedia) % [23:35] Halopedia is wonderful wiki.... [23:35] ...FOR ME TO POOP ON! [23:35] Just how would one poop on a wiki, anyway? [23:35] Actually, I guess it's called userpage fanon. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon halopedia irc) % Can you teach me to leave yourself wide open like that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Dim greetings everyone -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % [19:47] Stupid Star Wars slang. Imagine walking up to a girl. "I think you're really lubed!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % :-9 I don't know what that face means, but there you go. A... hungry face? Like someone licking his lips? *** Ozzel [n=chatzill@198.102.159.208] has quit ["Class. :-("] :-) slowly morphing into 9_9 Least he got the exit message right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Graestan will likely die of liver disease from the photo chemicals he was repeatedly exposed to No, no, Grae. You'll die of overexposure. /bad pun eek Ba-dum, tsssss! * Graestan winces -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:41] !ping [22:41] pong [22:41] !ding [22:41] Someone needs to teach that thing about dongs. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [11:08] http://www.rebelscum.com/TSC/sw06customs_vaderright.jpg - Hmm. Is the awesomeness canon? [11:09] Man... [11:09] Vader on a cycle is just too awesome to contemplate. [11:09] I just wish we had Palpatine's first clone on a Penny Farthing. [11:09] Then... [11:09] The All New Sith Destruction Team! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine vader) % Which size is canon - movie or EU? --From Talk:Breasts -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts wookieepedia) % [11:45] !say fuck [11:45] <@Nuku-Nuku> [CENSORED] [11:45] <+Jaymach> !say meekrob [11:45] <@Nuku-Nuku> meekrob [11:46] * +Jaymach gasps [11:46] <+Jaymach> a word of curse! [11:46] meekrob? [11:46] The word of curse! [11:46] Didn't you know? God hates meekrob. [11:46] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mee_krob [11:47] <+Jaymach> also, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Meekrob [11:50] !god [11:50] <@Nuku-Nuku> Error: God nonexistant [11:50] lol, nice :P [11:51] * LucidFox (n=LucidFox@wikia/Sikon) Quit (Remote closed the connection) [11:51] He got smited. [11:51] * LucidFox (n=LucidFox@wikia/Sikon) has joined #wookieepedia [11:51] * Nuku-Nuku sets mode: +o LucidFox [11:52] Oop, guess not. [11:52] Or maybe he's Jesus. [11:52] <@LucidFox> whoops -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Quinlan was apparantly a very badass infant: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/59_BBY -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vos) % !kick Darth_Kyle *** Darth_Kyle was kicked from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku [Jaymach] No, no. Jaymach just because you were wrong doesnt mean you should be an ass !kick Darth_Kyle personal attack No more of the gratuitous kicking. wasn't gratuitous the last time How can you blame somebody for a personal attack after being kicked for no reason? he should have questioned why he was kicked ? he should not have tried to insult me But the reason *is* because you're an ass. If asked, you'd probably even admit it. yes but he didn't ask -- Wookiee' QDB (irc powah) % Locations! Organizations! Technology! Heart! With your elements combined... I am Captain Feature! ... Captain Feature, he's a hero, gonna bring these redlinks down to zero, he's our edits, magnified, and he's fighting on the Wookiee's side . . . Captain Feature, he's our hero. Gonna take FAs to one hundred and zero. Add four more, and have no fear. We got enough FAs for a year. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % We always beat Wikipedia for Star Wars stuff, don't we? Not on some crap. Google "A New Hope" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/ Well, yeah. Google "Jedi Exile" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_Exile Basically because their entries are well...full of crap. Fuck off. Cull: That wasn't directed at you. :P* Wait, Wikipedia's Exile page is at the top, even though it's just a redirect now? o_O Too late, I already er...Is it "fucked off"? I should hope not. And boy that sounded less creepy in my head. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Cal Omas is kriffing the man. Or rather, was. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf omas) % She has a son. And boobs. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * The4dotelipsis1 can't wait to expand breast. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Somebody should FA "breast" I'll kill that nom Enochf> YES. Enochf: Yes. That would be very difficult, Enochf. * Jedi_Goodwood loves boobs. Bury it! Per goodwood Front-page boobs It's a very touchy subject. * Graestan can't wait to get his hands on "breast" Heh. Heh. Touchy subject if you're lucky. * The4dotelipsis1 can't wait to expand breast. lol! Wait... That's Duursema's job. Taking up plastic surgery? Yes to breast expansion. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Dude what if he gives SuperShadow the copyrights, that would be gay. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc supershadow) % I seriously think that Jacen's last line in Sacrifice should have been "The bitch is dead", and Luke's should have been too. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen lotf luke) % [10:06] Getting promoted to management involves a ceremony in which they remove part of your brain. [10:06] lol [10:06] Culator|Work: So that'll happen to you in a few years? [10:07] I plan to have some sort of backup, like Zaphod Beeblebrox did. [10:07] who are you kidding, Culator? you lost it long ago -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:53] Imp is a worthy successor to Havac, with his "de-Saxtonization" and "de-McEwokified" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc revan saxton) % how come people are always saying that twi'leks are hot when these http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Xarcce_in_WWRS.jpg are so much more attractive -- Wookiee' QDB (irc twilek) % [19:32] The next person to mistake Jorus C'baoth for Joruus C'baoth, despite the bit at the top of the page pointing out that they are NOT the same, should be blocked indefinitely [19:34] Yeah, they're two different people, just like Sidious and Palpatine. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % I'm a Kreist. Inclusionist and deletionist are just words, and my ultimate goal is the death of the wiki. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kreia) % [14:58] Speaking of 10 Downing Street. [14:58] It may be a silly question, but does it really look like depicted in Doctor Who? ^_^ [14:59] What, the outside of it? [14:59] Or the inside? [14:59] The inside. ... [14:59] Is the inside of 10 Downing bigger than the outside? -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho irc) % I don't understand the point of voting against spoiler tags. Evil, Nowis, evil. They're trying to get dark side points. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spoilers) % Jorrel! Ugh... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Manaan was evil Mostly because it would not let me slaughter the Selkath I heard people were annoyed by the underwater sequence. I would have found a way to explain it to the Jedi Council you wouldn't need to explain it "They were Selkath" No, no, not "they were Selkath." "I wanted a tuna sandwich." Much better reason. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % readers=people who read readerz=people who read...to the XTREME! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:41] !ircquote NICK Nuku-Nuku [17:42] Damn... how do I rename her? :( [17:43] Marry her. [17:43] lol [17:43] ...hurry... up... Japan -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [21:14] Is it really that important? [21:14] I'm going to place the average, but I need to base the calculations on _something_. ^_^ [21:15] !dice 4d20 [21:15] Culator|Work: 6, 3, 16, and 11 [21:16] lol [21:16] There. That's what most companies base sales figures on. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Oh, where would we be without Jack? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Executor-class_Star_Dreadnought#Blue_is_blue I don't think you need to click the link to know it's a stupid, stupid argument. Heh. Oh well, Forces of Corruption, which is the most recent canon depicting of an Executor-class, shows it as being blue. Silly Goodwood. You should know that for Star Destroyers, minute analysis of the films trumps all other canon. Bah! -- Wookiee' QDB (bah canon irc ssd) % [22:37] --> Ackbar|Clone has joined #wookieepedia ... [22:37] Cloning Ackbar sounds like a good idea. [22:37] More traps? -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc) % We are like Pavlov's Dog...we see "STAR WARS" and salivate...all it takes. Publisher's dream...they could bring in a team of chimps to write the next 9 book series and we would buy it. "On page 112, you wrote "DJIbvdijvb;kaJDBSAJFKrb;iava;ijvifbaejfh;"...didn't you mean 'SDK:Jb:DCnJKNCEUiobcub'? Will this be fixed in the paperback release?" - Jedimarine -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [16:02] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Jediassembly.JPG [16:02] The one on the left should totally be retconned into a baby Neti. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc neti) % It's true. No one hated a single Star Wars novel until the eeevil Del Rey people came along and ruined everything! (This is just like the solid truth that no one hated any aspect of a Star Wars movie until the Phantom Menace!) It's a little known fact that Del Rey is actually an acronym for Red Ely, which may be considered a contraction of "Red Elohim", which can of course be construed as a reference to the Dark Lord himself. I guess what I'm saying is that the Devil clearly holds the Star Wars publishing contract here. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PEOPLE. --QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (book tfn) % I need to get nothing done in no time. Yay being out of school! :P Bah! I mirror the Bah! ... !haB? Yes, yes. Stupid Catbot. No, that's Azzt. lol -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc nuku-nuku) % Don't tell me you're going to overref to high hell in a Havacesque fashion... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:55] Can you say "the train took off"? ... [20:56] Do you have BTTF trains or something? [20:56] "Where we're going we don't need...rails." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [21:42] <-- Darth_Culator has quit IRC ("DELORTED"). [21:42] <-- Nuku-Nuku has quit IRC ("Ctrl-C at console."). [21:43] --> Graestan has joined #wookieepedia. [21:43] NNNNOOOOOOOO!!! [21:44] Don't leave, Nuku-Nuku! [21:44] Hello Graestan [21:44] YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! [21:44] Sorry, knee-jerk reflex to disagree with Sikon. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Jaina has to marry Jagged Not necessarily. Well, Zekk isn't marrying Jagged -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jagged jaina zekk) % If Allston had written Sacrifice, Mara would have died. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mara) % [11:18] Salvatore should've written Sacrifice. [11:19] And had a moon fall on top of her. ... [11:19] Had a Muun fall on top of her, more like. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mara) % Proof the US Government may need to adopt WP:POINT: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20827350/?gt1=10357 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [b]RE: Was Krayt Shaped? Like Tahiri?[/b] *Well... Tahiri was curvier. --GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn) % [22:50] ... [22:50] ...... [22:50] How'd they pull this off? [22:50] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shadows_of_the_Empire_%28junior_novelization%29 [22:51] "Xizor pleasantly asked Leia to sit beside him" "Leia cried, 'No Xizor! It's not right to sit by aliens!'" ... [22:54] Also, Xizor sometimes makes Guri... [22:54] play video games with him. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc leia sote xizor) % Oh god, "Who's the Vector character?" is becoming the new "Who's Darth Krayt"? That is, people are making increasingly annoying and illogical guesses that totally ignore what little we do know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc krayt) % "Famous Whiphids included the crime lord Lady Valarian and the Jedi Knight K'Kruhk." - I'll not point out what's wrong with that. It shouldn't be past tense because K'Kruhk will never die? -- Wookiee' QDB (hat irc) % "The Battle of Hoth was a pivotal event in the [[Galactic Civil War]], which somehow involved every single person who ever lived.[1][2][3]...[256]" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Wait . . . there was a scene cut from Destiny's Way in which Han and Pellaeon got roaring drunk? I MUST HAVE THIS! Is that the one with Tahiri on the cover? She's kinda odd looking there Oh wait. I'm thinking of Final Prophecy No, it's the one with Jacen's crotch on the cover. Jesus. Christ. He looks like he has an erection. Who? Jesus Christ. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen) % Mate, I got to the second "Bulq was tapped" and stopped. You've got to find a better word, one that doesn't have a second, hilarious meaning. --Thefourdotelipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % Rehubbing. Sounds like some kind of kinky form of maintenance. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Heh, George insisted that TFU would have a comic sidekick and a love interest. The man knows his storytelling! -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc lucas) % KOTOR is 1. The best thing ever. 2. The worst thing ever. 3. Give me all my money. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % [11:28] * LordHydro|XWA grins wryly. [11:28] * LordHydro|XWA speaks dryly. [11:28] * LordHydro|XWA twists his lip. [11:28] * LordHydro|XWA is a Zahn character. [11:28] Stop Zahning! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc zahn) % RE: Where do the Mando's fit into LotF's civil war? Every 3rd book --topher694 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mandalorian) % The game in itself establishes the fact that the Exile is a man. If you disagree you need to replay the game. Listen to the opening sequence, where you are clearly told the gender of the Exile. There are five reference points as to the Exile's gender. I believe that the game itself is a more accurate representation than several quotes from another source. (The New Essential Guide to Droids) Unsigned comment by Stratustrider (talk contribs). * Your license to use oxygen is hereby revoked until you take an IQ test. Stop breathing at once. -- Darth Culator (Talk) 18:45, 20 September 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (exile wookieepedia) % [10:37] http://j-talk.com/nihongo/search/index.php?s=ataru [10:37] It seems to be mean "to be hit", not "to hit" [10:37] Yep. [10:37] I said that. Passive. [10:37] LoL, if you use Ataru, you'll be hit. [10:38] hehe [10:38] Soresu means "to not be hit" :P [10:38] Search 'soresu' caused no hits. [10:38] I know, made it up. [10:38] still, the search engine's message was surprisingly fitting ^_^ [10:40] No hits? [10:41] LOL [10:41] Told you it meant "to not be hit" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:29] This week, Gonk salutes you, Mr. Nebulax-Banning Man. *singing* /Mr. Neeee-bulaax Banning MAN!/ [14:29] I love those commercials. [14:30] o/ Noooooo more useless eh-dits o/ [14:31] o/ Don't ya know he's aaaaaalways gotta have the last word o/ [14:32] o/ No more eeeedit summaries ending in peeeeriods o/ [14:33] o/ Adding BLANK LINES for no reeeeee-zun... o/ [14:35] o/ And then dele-eeeting other ones! o/ [14:37] So for at least a short time, we don't have to listen to arguments based on sources that "I don't have the time to look up right now." We salute you, Mr. Nebulax Banning Guy. [14:37] o/ Mr. NEB-YOO-LAX BAAAAAA-nning Guy o/ [14:38] o/ ooooooooo o/ [14:40] I suppose QDB'ing that would just encourage him to come back sooner :( [14:40] XD -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc qdb tv wookieepedia) % [21:46] I demand Fat Tremayne. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And, yet another quotable cover: "Camper, STOP! **** you!" "And **** US ALL!" - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % [16:54] And speaking of Picard... His Wikipedia infobox picture is creeeepy. [16:54] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:JeanLucPicard.jpg [16:55] he's taking a crap...leave the guy alone -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % [14:50] !markov I blame [14:50] I blame the wireless. [14:50] !markov I blame [14:50] I blame [14:50] !markov I blame [14:50] I blame Jaymach [14:50] !markov I blame [14:50] I blame Ataru completely [14:50] I agree. [14:50] Finally. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [21:54] NOWIS: He's doing it on a subpage. [21:54] Not any more. :P [21:54] Well, no. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Deletion log); 22:36 . . Thefourdotelipsis (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Darth Michael": content was: '{{speedy|shameful and pathetic, really...}}Darth Michael is a bastard who uses the power of Linux to destroy Jedi.') -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi linux wookieepedia) % [23:51] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_1 - that's a little odd, eh? [23:51] Yes, it is quite odd. [23:51] Yes, yes it is. [23:51] And the fact that it's a number, not a Roman Numeral, is even odder. [23:51] Indeed. [23:51] And the fact that it is an odd number makes its oddness boundless. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:03] I hate how we have so many articles sourced with just "Classic Star Wars" or "Marvel Star Wars". [17:04] may as well source it [[Expanded Universe]] -- Wookiee' QDB (irc marvel) % Wait, "man face" on the Bothan? Yes! ... No, no, no, you're gravely underselling the situation. That was a goddamn dog face. But it was a man-dog! Like Wes was making out with a pitbull, it was. He means females with male faces I thinfk. But it was a man-pitbull! A MAN-DOG! Yeah. Yes, but you haven't seen this picture. And it had furry breasts! NO. Borsk's face! N. O. There is little male or female about it. Just...canine. And horror. Sikon would love furry breasts LO: I say, with a history of heterosexuality, that Borsk is more attractive than this picture. Let me put it this way...I wouldn't want my *dog* looking like this. LO|Away> Not necessarily... That would be a butt-ugly dog. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc wookieepedia) % [12:04] Those video games are going to give us a lot of transspecies characters, it seems. [12:05] What's next? [[Thrawn (Human)]]? [[Ackbar (Human)]]? [12:06] It's a human trap! -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar galaxies irc thrawn) % RE: The Official Death Star Novel Thread (Spoilers Allowed) [quote]What, no Bevel Lemelisk? A pity. I was kind of hoping to see him die in more cruel and unusual ways. [/quote] They're saving that for the sequel. Star Wars: Death Star II: Death Star II --Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar tfn) % Well, if the Heroes premiere is tonight, that means the Chuck premiere is on in about five minutes, and I'm curious to see if that show will be cool or suck hind tit. hind tit? Like, the breast of the mythical creature? More like, tit furthest back on an animal, where the runt usually gets stuck. I think. It's a fossilized cliche I picked up from my mom, who got it from her grandmom, I think. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % What the hell is up with Echuu Shen-Jon's picture, anyway? It looks like they took a Japanese developer outside against the back wall, had him put the hood of his parka up, and photographed him. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Echuu.jpg It was probably a mix up. Let's just say... you should see that developer's passport photo. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:43] What species have "fuzzy pointed ears"? [12:45] Kitties! ^_^ [12:45] >:3 [12:46] heh [12:47] Which means Trianii, Cathar, Catumen, Orryxians, Torgorians, Cantrosians, Horansi . . . [12:47] Lahsbee? [12:47] Squibs, but the name's not really a Squib name. [12:48] Unless it's, like, Kravabarabedee Noblisoblige -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % erotic tarkin/tagge fanfiction -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % "China bans 'sexy' advertisements" <--That's why Communism sucks. Whenever I see Girls Gone Wild ads, I'll know I'm living in a free land. i can't wait until we bring them to saudi arabia "Hot chicks getting stoned" has a totally different meaning in Saudi Arabia than here. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Eldare: A Washington post reporter sits behind a guy on a train and eavesdrops on his conversations. "At 10:25 a.m., he made a call on the BlackBerry. "Hi there, just calling to say hi," he said. A woman's voice was on the other end. They chatted for a bit." etc. yikes there's the Washpost for ya garbage -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % OMG 3PO/1D4 SEX SCENE! -- Wookiee' QDB (threepio) % Ugh God. That's it, I have a new pet Wookieepedia hate. Images for the sake of images. "If there's a space with nothing in it, we should put an image there!" - No, no, no. But 4dot, they're worth a thousand words! Each image is like it's own FA. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc wookieepedia) % Aladdin has a brothel. Yes, yes it does. In fact, Aladdin has a lot that's fairly overtly sexual. One of the many reasons why I loved it as a kid. Lots of harems and whatnot. Jafar calls Jasmine "Pussy cat". Does that count? Here's something that bothers me a little about Aladdin. You know how the Genie makes parades and whatnot, and he'll create a bunch of people? What, exactly are they? Yes? I don't like any of the possibilities I've considered. houri they are houris Creatures he conjured. I gotta bone up on my Disney movies. Conjured how, though? Are they fully conscious and thinking beings? Pun not intended Are they some kind of automata? no No, I think they're all under his will. they are soulless So, a bunch of soulless puppets with no will or consciousness. Yes. They are dark side illusions. For each one, Genie gains 1 DSP. That's...creepy. Not really. they are created by Allah to serve us in paradise It's all for the love of boobies. I mean, think about the harem girls. He summons them at one point to entice Aladdin, but basically, they're just sex robots. Yeah, but is that really evil? yes It's all part of a song sequence. they belong only in paradise It's coldly mechanical and in defiance of the natural law. the genie will be punished severely He usually is. He has to go back into a lamp. But I suppose it's better than the idea that he creates conscious beings out of nothingness and then consigns them to oblivion. So, after 10,000 years and a crick in the neck, wouldn't you be doing all that shit? Actually, when Jafar becomes a genie, his shit is far less creepy, come to think of it... Jafar just puts Jasmine in even skimpier clothes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [20:05] *** Culator|Work sets mode: +b *!*4cec81d6@*. [20:05] <-- Moneymoney has left #wookieepedia (requested by Culator|Work: "One down"). [20:05] <-- JabbatheMutt has left #wookieepedia (requested by Culator|Work: "And two."). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % any inqs looking for work? WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WORK ALERT! ALL INQS SCATTER TO ASSIGNED HIDING PLACES! *** Culator|Work is now known as Culator|Nothere -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % (Deletion log); 00:20 . . Thefourdotelipsis (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Star Wars battefront cheats for PS2": 1.2 Nonsense (Here's a delete button I unlocked)) -- Wookiee' QDB (deletion wookieepedia) % If Gryph doesn't con his way out of death on Serrocco, I'll eat the Hat. - SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (hat kotor tfn) % [22:12] I have the Teal'c/Spock single-eyebrow-raise mastered. [22:13] In certain contexts, it's the one face that says "are you high/stupid? Shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate startrek) % [22:21] >) [22:21] Nice [22:22] I'm going to use that every time Culator says something -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:24] KotOR era folks are fighting Sith [22:24] Han, Luke, Leia, and all them are fighting Sith [22:24] And Legacy era people are fighting Sith. [22:24] What does this tell you about the current state of the EU? [22:24] Probably that Sith happens. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sith) % [02:38] Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother-fucker tits. Damn hell ass bitch fart. Sex intercourse boobies breasts nipples penis dong wang dick pussy vagina labia clitoris anus asshole. Heck dang darn drat doodie vondrook. Fierfek kriff kark choobies grife. Barbara Streisand... MEECROB! [02:38] Good. Then I'll change it from echo to say. [02:38] Hmmm. [02:38] it's meekrob [02:38] not meecrob [02:38] !list BadWords [02:38] LucidFox: add, list, and remove [02:38] !badwords list [02:38] LucidFox: Nebulax and ytmnd [02:38] lol [02:38] Adjusted that too. [02:38] the bad word list is valid -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % With us it's a person, then a person, then another person... "She accidentally spilt some of Master Logray's plant-growth formula on a Stranglethorn." Blatant lies on the Latara page. :-P It was totally on purpose. Think of how much more interesting it would be if there was a person, then a planet, then some war, then a ship, and so on. What? Bah! We'd actually give a good picture of just how big Star Wars is. -- Wookiee' QDB () % So yeah, Star Wars is inherently racist. Well, the EU. The movies have all sorts of variety. Yeah, there was Lando. And er, Lando. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lando) % yeah...you have to be on your best behaviour if you want to watch them fuck -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Kit fisted is a jedi so all of them are LOL Nice Freudian slip there, Joker. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I think 2 people in the room above me are having sex. Nowis: Welcome to college! :D My neighbours used to have sex loudly. At all times of the day. uh...yeah...I imagine Erin and I would be those neighbours...but we try to wait until people aren't in the dorms at least it's not our fault if they come back ...too much information. Well, they used to wake up the woman across the street. the lot of you brought it up Which is a bit excessive. hmm...maybe not -that- loud :P Couple weeks back, the freaking courtyard outside was practically reverberating with...noises. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [quote]With the Mandalorians, The Admiral, Lucien, and the generally evil Adasca as the main parts...Gryph would be pretty out of place. He'd probably just get arrested by the Republic guys or killed on the spot by the bad guys for being an irritant.[/quote] Or he'd dress Slyssk up in a slug suit and try to undersell Adasca. "Forget those out there -- mine can talk!" - JohnJacksonMiller -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn) % Say canon had a character called Bing Crosby, and he looked like this: http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vc74.jpg Galaxies would portray him like this: http://www.bsu.edu/news/media/11949/021503BillCosby2.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [17:00] <-- LO|Hereish has quit IRC ("Siss on you pister. You ain't so mucking fuch. What in the world makes you think you're so smucking fart?"). [17:03] !google Siss on you pister. You ain't so mucking fuch. What in the world makes you think you're so smucking fart? [17:03] Imperialles: Search took 0.24 seconds: RedRose460 on deviantART: ; Gliblord on deviantART: [17:03] !more [17:04] Point is, the only source for that quote is some creepy anime kids at deviantart. [17:04] Yah. [17:04] Scary. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % AceofAces20: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nuku-Nuku: Error, "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is not a valid command. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [13:02] blame Sikon, Culator...don't ever take the blame upon yourself [13:02] that's how the wiki continues to run :P [13:02] Why not? You do. :-P [13:02] !blame [13:02] I blame Jaymach. [13:02] !blamer [13:02] I blame Gonk|Away [13:02] !blamer [13:02] I blame Nuku-Nuku [13:02] !blamer [13:02] I blame GreenTentacle [13:03] I prefer blamer :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Kneesaa's on death's door. Shame the bouncer stopped her from going through. It's awesome when poor consistency for characters makes them more interesting. Like Zuckuss. Bah! Something with as cool a name as "nightshade" should have no doors involved. It should just toss you right on through to the end of the line. Teebo trains his whole life to be the next shaman, but oh wait! Tough luck bitch, Paploo's takin' that role. So Teebo added a drop of nightshade extract to Paploo's evening meal. Paploo never stood a chance. At least, that's how I would have written it. I love it how Teebo trains for ages, but Wicket's got the stronger Force sensitivity. I mean, when Teebo uses the Season Scepter, it just kaputs, but when Wicket uses it, all kinds of funky shit be happening. Or old Master Logray, he trained the Ewok kids and saved the village numerous times. He's the Ewoks Thomas Edison, but hey, he started delving in that dark magic. Banished forever ya old bastard. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % I love it how Teebo trains for ages, but Wicket's got the stronger Force sensitivity. I mean, when Teebo uses the Season Scepter, it just kaputs, but when Wicket uses it, all kinds of funky shit be happening. ... Hey, Teebo made a fucking bush just appear. ... A fucking bush? Sounds dangerous. ... Keep the kids away from it. ... And then there's Latara, who satarted out well... Yeah, it fucked Kneesaa senseless. One has a beard. Latara started out innocent, but... SHE'S AN EASY LUVAH! Maybe all the Ewoks were secretly replaced or something. First she pined for Teebo, then whammo, total whore. Or maybe the people who made the cartoons had no idea what the fuck they were doing. Maybe they were just traumatized by their encounters with the fucking bush. Kneesaa was more of less consistent throughout everything. SHe got lucky. Yeah, think of the scratches. *or Now there's an Ewoks episode. "Wicket and the Magical Fucking Bush". It could be the reunion special. Explains what happened to Latara. That bush wasn't gonna take no for an answer. Actually, the reunion special should show the Vong paying a visit. "RAAAAAAA-oh, you don't like technology either?" The Sun King could make a return. "Dude, get your fucking amphistaff out of my arm or I'll totally blow you back to what's left of Ithor with this scepter, dude." And a Latara/Nom Anor sex scene to finish it off. Ew. Couldn't happen, she'd been already killed by the fucking bush. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookieepedia) % Oh shit, I clicked one of the buttons. I have no idea what they do. lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % what'd I miss this time? Buttsecks. With a penus. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % In fact, here's Rianna's plentiful bosom: http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/5/935055_78889_front.jpg Meow. Gah Heh, her crotch is really close to that stormie's head. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [14:18] Splarka! [14:18] the only man who could turn sannse straight -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/TAC/sw07unlDSE-IRCmotti1.jpg - Conan the Badassarian. http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/TAC/sw07unlDSE-IRCtarkin3.jpg - And, seriously, this is the worst toy ever. LOL heh* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Man, reading up on US entertainment news on BBC is hilarious. "Ms Spears has recently been charged over a motoring incident..." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % What I'm asking for now is Absolutely no images in "Free spaces", for the sake of the image. Images. Support. Text. [hilarious comment claiming the opposite] What are you, an incomplete KOTOR module? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % [10:12] Enough Death Star designers, anyway [10:13] Bah, Death Star designers are easy to deal with. [10:13] It's Death Star plan thieves that need a purge. [10:13] Maybe each designer had their own set of plans. [10:14] Shame that none of em could design a better exhaust port. -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar irc) % [23:05] DRM is awesome. [23:06] Because it fools companies into thining they can allow free trials of music services. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:49] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Droidbreaker [21:49] Rust monster [21:51] * Darth_Culator is now known as MORBO [21:51] <@MORBO> EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:33] <@LordHydronium> Cool, I got a tracking number for my package being shipped from Cincinnati. [22:33] * AceofAces20 (n=Go@[redacted]) has joined #wookieepedia [22:33] <@LordHydronium> It might be interesting to see how it moves. [22:34] what moves [22:34] <@LordHydronium> My package. [22:34] oh. [22:34] * AceofAces20 (n=Go@[redacted]) Quit (Client Quit) [22:35] <@Havac> Hilariously out of context for her, I'm afraid. [22:35] <@LordHydronium> Huh. [22:36] <@LordHydronium> o_O [22:37] <@Havac> Way to go, internet perv. [22:40] Goodnight all. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Leiakini_Unleashed.jpg * Havac waits for the inevitable "I'd like to see those unleashed" joke. * Havac realizes he just made it. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % My nephew would go in it. I know he would. He'd ask to go on his own before anyone had to ask him to do it. I could order my nephew on it...but I could order him to jump off a cliff and he'd consider it Sooner or later the Voice of Obi-Wan would be telling him, "Well, you're out of fuel and 1500 feet in the air. I'd tell you to use the Force, but you can't, so you're screwed." -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc obi-wan x-wing) % Jedi_Goodwood: I remember penny wars in high school. AceofAces20: Lemme guess- you threw pennies at each other? Jedi_Goodwood: No...everyone else threw pennies at me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc school) % Lucid, I'm home! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:10] !markov Turkey [14:10] Turkey is normal in electronics [14:11] !markov Chicken [14:11] Chicken Tonight? [14:11] !markov Horse [14:11] Horse penises? [14:11] !markov Duck [14:11] Duck Tales, whoo-oo [14:11] A regular Joan Fontaine of knowledge. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % RE: Star Wars: Legacy #20 (Part 1 of 2) - ATTN, NICK! [quote]Anyway, John's not going to throw away the GA after, effectively, three issues.[/quote] No h! This isn't KOTOR! :p - Jeff_Ferguson -- Wookiee' QDB (gffa kotor legacy tfn) % Bah/meh. -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc) % Sweet. Guess who the only named villain is on Wikipedia's "Villain" page? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villain jSarek: Waru? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc waru wikipedia) % http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7026150.stm Good for the gay bomb. That would've totally been a front runner if I was running the IgNobels. As a heterosexual, I can confidently say that there are a lot of really attractive guys in my unit. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [17:17] Can't open attatchments at work. [17:17] Attatchment is forbidden. [17:18] Ah. Makes sense. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % anyway... it's just that i've always wanted to say that i have a naked girl in my apartment.... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:58] Stop objectifying half of the human species! [20:58] the human species are sex machines [20:58] Yeah, Jaymach! The other half deserves the same treatment. [20:58] I've said so for a long time [20:59] I've asked that Erin treat me as a sex object [20:59] Jaymach, i assume erin is some form of girlfriend? [20:59] Fiancee. [20:59] Japanese sex robot. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [18:31] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Asha [18:31] This is a girl? [18:32] <@Ozzel|Away> Yep. She's rather butch. [18:33] Hey, leave Ozzel' [18:33] s crush alone :P [18:33] <@Ozzel|Away> Ew. [18:33] Hence the :P [18:33] I know it's Kneesa for you. [18:33] ;) [18:34] <@Ozzel|Away> Nah. [18:34] <@Ozzel|Away> Latara. [18:34] Ah.... [18:34] Hottie, indeed. I mean, for an Ewok. [18:34] QDB this and die, people. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % [quote][quote]Not to feed into your arguement, Trip, but if I see another character named "Col," "Kol," or anything in between, so help me....[/quote] Can we get one that's a Colonel, so their name would be Col. Col...whatever the surname would be (it strikes me as a human name that would come with a surname). [/quote] You've never heard of Col. Col "Call" Kol, hero of the Alliance? --Barriss_Coffee, SephyCloneNo15, and TalonCard -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % Double action! http://www.galactichunter.com/absoluteig/gallery.asp?action=viewimage&categoryid=5510&text=&imageid=31054&box=&shownew= "Why, Kren, how big is the Super Star Destroyer?" "'Bout yay long." "Oh, I thought it was about yay long" "Yeah, well, there's some sort of a compromise now." So now it's this big: http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/swsaga/sw0335impdignitaryAhands.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc ssd) % [20:46] In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there was competition, just like in cars. [20:48] The Kia sexbot would be cheaper than the Toyota sexbot, the Lexus sexbot would have a better personality but the GM sexbot would survive rougher handling, and so on. [20:48] The Volkswagen sexbot and the Subaru sexbots would have funnier commercials. [20:49] And the Jeep sexbot could be used anywhere. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [20:53] What ever happened to Star Wars: Peace? http://qdb.jaymach.com/index.php/quotes/view/191 [20:53] Tune in next time when Luke buys a TOASTER! [20:54] Watch the excitement as Kam and Tionne apply for a mortgage! [20:55] Will Kyle and Jan ever settle down? [20:55] Behold the suspense when Han's favorite recliner breaks! [20:56] * Culator|Work has a boring life, and a boring family, and so could draw this out forever. [20:56] This week, Mon Mothma receives her first pension check! [20:56] I imagine they'd have an annual "Remember Alderaan" minute of silence [20:57] so there would be an episode on that [20:57] Ooh, watch the tension when Ben uses the word "schutta" in school! [20:57] And then a postscript where they talk to the camera. "Folks at home, we had fun today. But there's nothing funny about destroying planets." [20:58] hmm....we've moved on to edutainment [20:58] Join us next time when Leia and Mara try that new sandwich place! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % [21:26] By the way, I dreamt today that I was in a Torchwood episode with lots of Doctor Whotie-ins [21:26] Ick. [21:26] which one(s) of them tried to have sex with you? [21:27] because if the answer is none, then it wasn't a Torchwood episode [21:27] Probably Jack, hence the reflexive ick. -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho dream irc) % [22:02] Bah! [22:02] Where's 4dot when I want to gloat? :P [22:03] !nick The4dotelipsis [22:03] *** Nuku-Nuku is now known as The4dotelipsis. [22:03] Do it :p [22:03] I want to listen :) [22:03] You wouldn't care. [22:03] We just beat Australia at rugby. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % After reading every issue of KOTOR, I think to myself "No, definitely, this is better than Legacy. Not sure what I was thinking before." After reading every issue of Legacy, I think to myself "No, definitely, this is better than KOTOR. Not sure what I was thinking before." Lather, rinse, repeat. - dizfactor -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor legacy tfn) % [quote]Well, I'll admit he got a little better with his work on Empire, but his TPM-era stuff practically looked like Looney Tunes. [/quote] http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/64/Dallin_with_Troops.jpg http://website.lineone.net/~jbonno/greenpigs/pictures/porky3.gif I'm not really seeing it. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [i]which is she has no bearing on the matter since it was an immaculate conception.[/i] Aaargh. No. no. NO! [b]THERE WAS NO IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!! LEARN WHAT WORDS MEAN BEFORE USING THEM.[/b] Hey, now, you don't know that! The midichlorians might very well have absolved Shmi of all sin before cooking up Anakin. :-p --QuentinGeorge and Ris_jSarek -- Wookiee' QDB (irc skywalker) % [00:15] is there an English word for "really big thing"? [00:16] Vanessa Feltz? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I just wish that, over the years, we'd have been given a solid list of names. Instead of sitting around scratching our heads. It's just like the Beatles. How many there were? Everybody has their own opinion. Hmm... Of how many Beatles there were? Has anyone ever asked Leland? Yep. About the Beatles? I wonder if the holocron already has them all, and no one asked. :P Yeah, what is Lelands official stance on the Beatles? Leland says he prefers not to give a concrete number. Does he perfer John or Paul? I bet he says that Ringo isn't canon. He says that the 'Cron has him as S-canon. So it's iffy. -- Wookiee' QDB (chee irc) % [11:11] Well...maybe I should finish JAN tonight. [11:12] That's what Kyle said. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % In progress/definitely want to do: Republic crisis Ralltiir Justice Action Network Republic crisis? !Google Republic crisis LtNOWIS: Search took 0.16 seconds: Star Wars Episode 8 viii Script Plot Summary Synopsis Story: ; Rome: The Crisis of the Republic: ; Krizov? management ?R: ; From Berlin Bohemia to Hitler: The Weimar Republic's Crisis Democracy: (2 more messages) Oh god... Supershadow? Heh. Hyrdro supports fanon! Stone him! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku supershadow) % [14:04] Okay, now I have yet another outrageous plot device to discuss with Jaymach. :) [14:05] Richard Dean Anderson acts? How is this possible? Chris Judge's lips do not obscure everything else? CONTINUITY ERROR. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % No doubt that will be QDBd, all sexual innuendos seem to be. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Saxton says "ignore that nothing happened". Others say "OMG SCIENCE NO WORKY". Both of those are wrong. The Sun King vaporized the pieces as they plummeted. Star Wars is all about making no sense. It's just supposed to be fun. Seriously, what exactly is the problem with Ewok magic controlling the seasons? OMG, LUCAS DIDN'T TAILOR THIS FRANCHISE FOR AUTISTIC PEOPLE!! C'mon. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc saxton) % I should spruce Sabe up. And I should also expand her article. [sexual innuendo] The main page needs more Keira Knightley. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [21:43] I'm not being sexist here. I'm just against the thinking of "Well, we need this type, and that type..." Good media doesn't have to be like an rpg with paladin, mage, and lancer. [21:43] Heh. [21:44] Sam's hitpoints are low! Teal'c, cast Force Heal! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % "Mellichae was a male Zabrak Dark Jedi with a cybernetic arm wearing Mandalorian armor who led the Sith Shadows on Dathomir during the Galactic Civil War." That sounds so much like fanon, but it isn't. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon galaxies irc) % [10:05] Romeo Treblanc?; 19:58 . . (+666) . . Thefourdotelipsis [10:05] O_O [10:05] lol [10:06] :| [10:06] the Mark of the Beast! [10:06] not you, Mark. (Xwing) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % 10:27] Oh my god. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Stryfe [10:27] Old news [10:27] They did NOT make the guy's name "Stryfe". [10:27] They did. [10:27] Yes they did. [10:27] :| [10:27] And as old as it may be, it's new to me. [10:27] The Future of Star Wars! ... [10:29] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Kruhl [10:29] DARTH ANGRY! [10:29] DARTH DISGRUNTLED! [10:30] DARTH MALCONTENT! [10:30] Darth Unpleasant! [10:30] DARTH SLIGHTLY PEEVED. [10:30] Darth Rude! [10:30] Darth Meh. [10:30] Darth Bah! [10:30] I still want Darth Destructomondor canonized. [10:31] DARTH ANNOYANCE [10:32] The real thing is to see if Ostrander has the balls to go for Darth Rape. [10:32] Or maybe Darth Rayp. [10:32] Darth Frustration -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % [14:05] Daala's first name was Ami. :P [14:05] Heh heh heh. [14:05] (Not my joke.) -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc) % <...> codpiece, and thighs are standard Stormtrooper armor. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [20:10] he uses Japanese class as an excuse to miss Stargate episodes [20:10] Bastard! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % [20:53] it worries me that the official Star Wars Galaxies site links to the CUSWE for "more information" [20:54] "Yeah, we have access to the Holocron...but we like CUSWE better." [20:54] I wonder if that's the same logic they used when making the characters [20:54] "Yeah, we have access to the Holocron...but the name -sounds- Mon Calamari to me" -- Wookiee' QDB (calamari cuswe galaxies holocron irc) % [21:40] !markov [21:40] meow [21:40] How apropos. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [22:29] I think I should use the Reductio Ad Hitlerum more often in real life. [22:30] "You know who else didn't have digital cable? Hitler." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:10] Okay, time to 'fess up. Which one a yous stole my copy of Insider 62? [00:10] !blamer [00:10] I blame D-Fender [00:11] Well there you go then. [00:11] !blame [00:11] I blame Jaymach. [00:11] !blamekov [00:11] I blame Jaymach. [00:11] damn [00:11] guess it's my fault [00:11] !blamer [00:11] I blame Sikon [00:11] Crazy Russian. [00:12] Went all the way to the US to steal Ozzel's magazine. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [18:57] Voren Na'al wrote the opening crawl of ANH? That's awesome. [18:58] "It is a time of civil war, and renegade paragraphs floating through space." -- Wookiee' QDB (anh irc voren) % Eeyore is The Original Emo. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [22:35] http://qdb.jaymach.com/index.php/quotes/view/1741 <-- actually, this may be true [22:36] I have a skewed view of morality. [22:36] That got QDBd? [22:36] I reckon I could fart nowdays, and it'd be QDBd. [22:37] QDBd. [22:37] The Law of QDB Mechanics at work. ... [22:39] I'd like to see a fart in ASCII, actually. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Teek+individual&word2=Teek+species http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=in+universe+notability&word2=out+of+universe+notability Bah, Nowis! :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc) % Alright, who added this: http://qdb.jaymach.com/index.php/quotes/view/1742 QDB people need to add appropriate tags. In this case, "qdb" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pummelstave I'm guessing, just *guessing* here, that this was never identified in the singular Yeah. Go ahead and fix it. hahaha That shouldn't make me laugh, Enochf. But it does. I could search Vector Prime and see if Salvatore actually *is* that dumb. I doubt it, though. He's a D&D veteran. Yeah, I think you're safe on that one. Whoa I... um... Maybe I should have searched first LOL "With a screech, the droid stood up and tried to run away, but a pummelstave smashed in the side of his leg..." It's official. I hate R.A. Salvatore. Wow, that's retarded. And he killed Chewbacca. Along with the English language. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Speaking of DEII, why does Sedriss in the audio drama try and emulate Mr. Bean? For the same reason he tries to emulate a punk rocker in the comic. ...and I'm not sure what the reason is. -- Wookiee' QDB (darkempire irc) % * LucidFox looks at Special:ProblemReports * LucidFox raises an eyebrow "Some of the facts conflict with information on the special features on the "Revenge of the Sith" DVD. The information is in regards to Palpatines age, in with Lucas told McDiarmid that his character (Palpatine) was over seven hundred years old, which doesnt match up with information on the page." PALPATINE WAS BORN IN 82 BBY. PERIOD. The4dotelipsis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia_talk:ProblemReports/772 Yes, exactly. Also, tell him his mother died in a yacht explosion. That'll teach him. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % Still one of our funniest pictures? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bpfasshi.jpg Yes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Doesn't the spoiler period expire today or something? What spoiler period? For Splinter of the Minds Eye. lol Ah, now we can talk about it. How about that Vader falling down that pit, eh? I can't believe Luke cut off Vader's hand! And Leia can use a lightsaber? I reckon that Halla will be pretty important in that new Star Wars movie coming out in '80. Dude, do you think they're gonna use the Kaiburr crystal in the next movie? I bet they are. Yah, totally. Where was Han? And Chewbacca? Dude, what if Vader totally got his revenge on Luke, and, like, he cut off *his* hand? He could have some awesome line, like, "A hand for a hand, Skywalker!" :O That would be so awesome. I'm gonna write a letter to Lucas telling him to do that. Also, I like how he kills his officers when they fail him. I totally hope he does that in the next movie! Wow, I had no idea my comment would spark such hilarity. Luke and Leia are so going to hook up. Oh, man, they are meant for each other. They've got chemistry. Totally. -- Wookiee' QDB (esb irc vader) % [23:48] Let's go easy on the language. Drew isn't fucking continuity. He's consoling it with his penis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:32] Is Jarael's nipple protruding? [11:32] where? [11:33] Everywhere. [11:33] Havac> that sounds like a bad Star Trek Voyager plot [11:33] "Sir . . . there's nipple! Everywhere!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor startrek) % [15:55] Star Wars: Star Wars: The Star Wars: A Star Wars Story [15:55] That a Trek book? [15:56] You're thinking of the Star Wars Trek. [15:56] Not to be confused with the Star Trek Wars. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % [03:20] LtNOWIS: I dunno, from a story perspective, I really don't see the Outlander club as important. [03:21] LtNOWIS: It's not like the Mos Eisley cantina [03:21] jSarek: Obi-wan and Luke could've met Han at a laundromat. [03:21] The4dotelipsis: The Outlander Club was a conscious "Non-Cantina public house" depiction. [03:22] jSarek: "All the best pilots wash their clothes here." [03:22] The4dotelipsis: Frankly, if it had been anyone but Obi-Wan, and if it had been a leg or an ear or a nose cut off, then it would be stealing. [03:22] The4dotelipsis: "Only watch your step. The spin dry can be a little rough." [03:23] *** LucidFox has signed off IRC (Remote closed the connection). [03:23] jSarek: Sikon is fleeing the bad laundromat jokes. [03:23] The4dotelipsis: "We don't serve their kind here. Your linens." [03:23] The4dotelipsis: "No softener, no softener!" [03:25] jSarek: I love you, Fourdot. [03:25] The4dotelipsis: I love me too. [03:29] The4dotelipsis: "I have the quarters in twelve machines!" [03:30] The4dotelipsis: "I'll be sorry." [03:30] The4dotelipsis: "You'll be clean!" [03:31] The4dotelipsis: Heh...misquoted that last. [03:32] The4dotelipsis: *"I'll be careful" [03:32] jSarek: You're forgiven. [03:33] The4dotelipsis: "Did your men clean the lint out of the filter on the Millennium Falcon?" "Yes m'lord." "Good. Prepare the drying party, and set your weapons for spin." [03:34] The4dotelipsis: There's a whole parody here waiting to happen. [03:34] jSarek: I'd say it's already happening. ;-) [03:34] LtNOWIS: It falls on you guys to QDB it. [03:34] LtNOWIS: Lest a mildly amusing piece of banter not be preserved for later generations -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:25] You have to keep in mind, you're probably way smarter than the average Stargate watcher. [20:26] If they tailored it to the audience in this room, it would have lasted half a season. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % [20:41] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7029564.stm [20:42] Let's hear it for the glorious destiny of pointless Teflon space money! HOORAY! ... [20:48] "Professor Fraser told BBC News: "With an inflatable space hotel, from Bigelow Aerospace, under development in the US, and Virgin Galactic developing SpaceShipTwo, there will be better access to space than there has been." [20:48] naturally...an inflatable space hotel [20:51] Of course. [20:52] Which is why the money can't have sharp edges. [20:52] Because it could pop the hotel. [20:52] * Culator|Work finds the absurdity level quite amusing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ahem. [b]LFL, enough with the Shadow [Insert Any Kriffing Noun]. Please.[/b] Seriously, it got old about a year ago, when the umpteenth Shadow Stormtrooper toy was released. Now its just plain rediculous. -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [b]RE: "Attractive" species[/b] If Jarael's anything to go by, Arkanians are hotter that the combined solar output of the entire galaxy... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % Luke knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Guri6.jpg Well, Guri certainly knows how to pick up a man. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Guri8.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc luke) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RevanKOTOR.gif God, that's awful at least they're not using fanon images like they do for other SW characters (Ineedaname): doesn't this look -just- like Kirana Ti? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Kirana.jpg this one doesn't look like it's been fan-coloured at all: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Farlanader.jpg I don't know who Kirana Ti is, but I'm going to assume she's not some random woman with a purple lightsabre blade added onto her sword with MS Paint Well, that Farlander image may be fanon, but at least it makes a sweet-looking infobox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_Order_Jedi_characters#Farlander.2C_Keyan yes, I love pixels :P -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc njo wikipedia) % [21:58] That's one multitalented cat, though. ... [21:59] Graestan> Well, Nuku-Nuku is called "All-Purpose" Cultural Cat Girl for a reason.\ [21:59] Lucid> No need for the yuckynesss. :P [22:00] yuckiness? [22:00] how so? [22:00] JK [22:00] "All-Purpose" [22:00] !sex [22:00] LucidFox: My Prime Directive forbids me to do this. [22:00] See? [22:00] Then she's Most-Purpose -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % what's going on? madness! chaos! anarchy! as usual I see :P carry on -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % random interjection here: 4dot, here's the perfect article for you to FA :) http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars Meh. lol The subject doesn't interest me enough. :P Now Mount Corvast, there's an interesting topic. heh, indeed -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % *** LordHydro|FoC is now known as LordHydronium You people don't talk much, do you? Urai Fen is totally bitchin'. So I hear He's a giant bird. With huge blades. And a beard. If that doesn't say "awesome", I don't know what does. Facial hair, or parts that resemble facial hair, on things that don't normally have it, are scientifically proven to make them more awesome. Exhibit A: Tarpals. -- Wookiee' QDB (eaw irc) % RE: Knights of the Old Republic #22: Knights of Suffering, part 1 (of 3) Silly Zayne, don't you know Heavy Armor magically disables the Force? - CountSephula -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor tfn zayne) % [12:48] "There were, however, some glaring errors throughout the book. For instance, the AT-AT is shown to be made by 'KURT' Drive Yards" [12:48] Kurt Drive Yards must be canonized. [12:49] It's a guy named Kurt building walkers in his yard. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:55] hehe... thought just hit me. I know lots of Chad's but no Chadwick's. [20:56] of course my name is Chadwick, but I go Chad... anyone know someone who goes by Chadwick? [20:56] only from that time I travelled back to the 1800's [20:57] and you came back? [20:57] I wasn't going to stay in that fucked up time :P [20:57] no internet! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Check this out: an anonymous user managed to write an article about a new novel series before we did. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Legacy_of_the_force Wow. lmfao When is this series starting? :P "Karen Traviss, Aaron Allston, and some other author i can't recall." Wow. That's so thorough and informative. * Culator|Work wishes he could kill people remotely by knowing their IP. -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc lotf traviss) % On a day trip to Mos Eisley, he joined the Alliance. But Luke and Biggs couldn't find any of the Rebel baseS on Tatooine. they didn't look hard enough lazy fuckers Maybe they weren't obvious enough. If they just went into the cantina and shouted "HEY! WE WANT TO JOIN THE REBELS! WHO HERE IS A REBEL?" then fifty hands would have shot up. But they tried to be all, you know, covert. Maybe they were traveling recruiters. there actually -IS- someone in Galaxies that greats people with "Hello, I'm a member of the Rebel Alliance." Ah. So Luke and Biggs never bumped into that one guy. on the same space station, there's a bunch of Imperials and some stormtroopers -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc luke) % Heh, I just searched for "Rookiee one" Make a redirect. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/First_Battle_of_Tatooine_%28Galactic_Civil_War%29 AKA "How to undermine the films utterly" -- Wookiee' QDB (anh irc) % Graestan has an image of Culator... Hmm. Why do you have images of Culator? :-P O_o I mean, that's not something I imagine most people do. Or at least I hope not. stalker * Joker1138 starts being sick Ataru> For some reason I saved it back in 06, randomly, and recently stumbled upon it. sure you keep spouting that drivel off yeah what ever, its on you background Fair enough I suppose. I liked his evil animated image better, but I certainly don't go around saving user images. * Graestan was mad at Culator then, so maybe he was contemplating reuploading it after some mean little touches :-P Mean little touches? It was before I knew how the Wook worked. Now that just sounded incriminating. You know, a big vagina in the middle of his forehead or something. o.O :DD Not really. LMFAO! Honestly, I have no idea why it's there. Because that's not banworthy at all 9_9 That way you can screw with his head. Probably an accident. ...so you could fuck the image? LOL @ Goodwood LOL @ Jaymach * Graestan made a poster of it for his bedroom ceiling Ew that'sright It's QDB time :-P lmfao =-= Culator|Away is now known as Darth_Culator lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Darth_Culator> And I can't randomly sprout vaginas. I'm not a vegetarian. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % You know, I can never run for public office. ? Because someone will pull up the QDB'd conversation I had with Pi. LMAO Goodwood wouldn't be able to either. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % When Canderous Ordo gets old, he might use a Candy cane -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:58] --> Culator|Work has joined #wookieepedia [19:58] Blarg. [19:59] Dimple monkey, twice the pudding, octopi for tango man. Yeah, very blender shoe, cellular, scooter my daisy-heads. Diddley day. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The best solution I think would have been to do it all nice and legal. Make damn sure there's nothing Palpatine could have used against them. Call in some Senators for verifiability. Hell, call in the media. The Palpatine Trial, eh? How do you guard against mind tricks & Force lightning? ^_^ There's your ROTS Infinities right there. What's he going to do, electrocute the jury? :P You'd need Jedi bailiffs A jury is made up of people too stupid to avoid jury duty. He'd mind trick the crap out of them. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:48] <@The4dotelipsis> "Oh, I'm the Foreman of Techno, the Baktoid VIP..." [21:48] <@The4dotelipsis> "I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's been bothering me." [21:49] <@The4dotelipsis> "I want to be a man, director, and stroll to Coruscant" [21:49] ... [21:50] <@The4dotelipsis> "And be just like the other men, I'm tired of Skakoin' aroung" [21:50] <@The4dotelipsis> "Oh, Oviedo!" [21:50] <@The4dotelipsis> "I wanna be like you-hou-hou" [21:50] <@The4dotelipsis> Honor Bound could have been so much better. [21:50] No idea what Joel song this is supposed to be [21:50] <@The4dotelipsis> It's "I Wanna Be Like You", silly. [21:51] <@The4dotelipsis> King Louie. [21:51] Uh-huh [21:51] <@The4dotelipsis> Jungle Book. [21:51] Ah. Billy Joel's The Jungle Book. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:19] <@Havac> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Pronovost [22:19] <@Havac> Oh, what the fuck? [22:20] Is it the furry link, Havac? [22:20] <@Havac> Yes. [22:21] <@Havac> Si. [22:21] <@Ozzel> kon. [22:21] <@Ozzel> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Amy_Pronovost&diff=907304&oldid=648638 [22:21] Take it up with our Russian colleague, then -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc) % I'm shocked that the trivia section doesn't say "This film was shot on film, much like Lawrence of Arabia, and Se7en." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I dunno, this whole "OMG there's a live action TV series" is like the biggest media attention given to Star Wars in months. But it's not really news Yeah, I saw it on the local news last night. It's only, like, 2 year old news. And we really don't know that much more than we did then. In the news: *The news media finally finds out about the live action TV series DO IT! ... http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Star_Wars_live-action_TV_series&oldid=4504 <--Check the date, bitches -- Wookiee' QDB (irc liveaction) % Fucking Wikipedia. They cited IMDb as a source. Fucking Wikipedia is a bad idea. It's like fucking everyone Wikipedia has ever been with. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % "INTERMINABLE SEX THERAPY: A REPORT ON TEN CASES OF THERAPEUTIC GRIDLOCK" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [23:44] <@Darth_Culator> For the last ten minutes we've been talking about athiest terrists with interminable demon penises. ... [23:44] <@Darth_Culator> Who want to destroy SW canon and Jesus. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % KJA is the best author ever. He is a king--nay, a god amongst Star Wars authors. Kevin J. Anderson is the closest thing to the second coming of Jesus we are likely to experience in our lifetimes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kja) % [10:58] Luceno and Crispin should have a baby, and then the baby should write for Star Wars. [10:58] Canon galore! -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc luceno) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:X-83_TwinTail_starfighter The heading is "X-Wing template" It's...horrifying. Man, reading it I want to ban him again. -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc) % A [b]Who[/b] was one of a group of objects, perhaps beings, which one could store in a Who-ville. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [17:23] "Jedi survives the purge, goes into stasis, and becomes a Sith Lord 150 years later, and takes over the galaxy" - Fanon. [17:24] By John Ostrander - Brilliant master stroke! -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc legacy) % I get the feeling that if Hydro and I ever met in real life, it'd be non stop :| ing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:42] As if anyone's going to remember that CT two years from now. [18:44] I mean, a lot can change in two years. Look at what we were doing two years back: making shitty stubs and featuring crappy articles. [18:44] I do like the excremental adjectives. -- Wookiee' QDB (ct irc) % Darth Trinium? Is that from Stargate? Did he happen to have an apprentice named Darth Neutronium? -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc stargate) % [19:45] I call it "doo doo fingerpainting," but we are supposed to call it "fan art" on here. ... [19:47] <@Havac> I suggest we contract it merely to "fart". -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % [20:29] <@The4dotelipsis> Part of me wants Drake to pop up in the New Republic era. [20:29] <@The4dotelipsis> Buut... [20:29] <@The4dotelipsis> Wussification of Vader! His purge grows less and less effective! [20:29] <@Darth_Culator> Well, yeah. [20:29] <@Darth_Culator> The purge sucked. [20:30] <@The4dotelipsis> Feels like more Jedi survived than perished, at times. [20:30] <@The4dotelipsis> Makes sense that they can evade and defeat Clones. [20:30] <@Darth_Culator> "The Jedi are all but extinct. Except for a few hundred guys who I still talk to on a regular basis." [20:30] <@The4dotelipsis> But Vader? Nyah! [20:30] lol [20:31] <@Darth_Culator> "That boy is our last hope." "No, there is another. Several others. You know that." [20:31] <@The4dotelipsis> "You and many others are all that's left of their religion." [20:32] <@Darth_Culator> "Their fire has partially gone out of the universe." [20:32] <@The4dotelipsis> Jude Watson's "One of the Last of the Jedi" [20:33] <@The4dotelipsis> "Not last of the old, Luke. Just a total non-enitity, really." [20:35] <@Darth_Culator> "Pass on what you have learned! Also, find other guys to learn from, because there are plenty, and my track record is pretty bad." [20:35] <@The4dotelipsis> "Helped the Empire hunt down and destroy a couple of Jedi Knights." [20:35] lol [20:36] no you mean "Pretty bad my track record is, fucked up many times have I" [20:36] <@Darth_Culator> "When right down to it it comes, a pretty crappy job I did." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The [b]Bimkall Sector[/b] did not exist. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [01:15] <@LucidFox> Jaymach> "Butt Monkey" is better than it sounds -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (Deletion log); 04:57 . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "MY COCK": 1.1 Fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [22:32] Hello guys. Listen, Nuku-Nuku keeps kicking me from Wookieepedia. ... [22:32] He keeps doing it for no reason at all. ... [22:34] Nuku-Nuku is a bot... [22:34] Nuku-Nuku is a she! [22:35] that too [22:35] And yes, she's a bot. [22:35] rofl [22:35] I'll pull Nuku's circuits out, because she's malfunctioning. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % you'll learn about the Alliance of the Four Great Races later :P Ah, no spoilers, then. Is this the one where the people wear the bog clay masks with the yeeholes in them? Or the one where Quark guest stars *eyeholes Quark I thought I remembered that one ErikPflueger> No, this is the one where they almost get off the island, but Gilligan screws it up. So, it's every episode then? Did the Professor make a Stargate out of coconuts? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % "HAVw A6 Juggernauts could produce firepower on the level of a nuclear bomb." <--Thanks a lot, Saxton -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton wookieepedia) % [11:43] Ngrk = Tnu? [11:44] >:( No. [11:44] Graestan! [11:44] NgrkTcha = Graestan. [11:44] Graestan is different from Tnu? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:29] What would be the female equivalent of saying "my cock"? [15:30] "Your cock" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://www.snorgtees.com/images/60PercentOfTheTime_F_Fullpic_5.jpg This seems to be the most common add I see when on the newest wikia skin -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wikia) % 4dot, one of your countrymen vandalized the site. They did? Yeah, but he was from Perth. Oh, pfft, that explains it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vandal) % [10:49] To the Saxton-mobile! [10:49] *logo of a measuring stick flies towards the screen like the Batman logo* -- Wookiee' QDB (batman irc saxton) % "I'm largely making it up as I go and it's not finished yet." That's pretty much life, isn't it? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I still want The Essential Guide to Conflicts, The Essential Guide to Endor, The Essential Guide to Abran Balfour, and The Essential Guide to Four Dot's Taste in Music. The Essential Guide to Aayla Secura's navel -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla essential irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fleet_%28disambiguation%29 :| x 20 lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:01] --> Culator|Work has joined #wookieepedia [20:12] Hmm. [20:13] --> A_Tumbleweed has joined #wookieepedia [20:13] Don't mind me. Just passing through. [20:13] * A_Tumbleweed rolls by. [20:13] <-- A_Tumbleweed has quit IRC (Client Quit). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:36] *** GreenTentacle is now known as GT|LO. [00:36] :P [00:36] Usually people put down name|status or name|project for their nicks [00:36] I'd better damn well not be your project. Unless you're an attractive woman. [00:37] * LO|Hereish licks her lips [00:37] :P [00:37] o_O [00:37] Great, another Pi. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (gender irc) % [13:42] Wasn't Linux the younger brother of Luxy from Charlix Brown? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Someone should do Aayla. -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc sexuality) % Are we also to surmise that Voren compiled RPG stats for Thrawn? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rpg thrawn voren) % [14:26] !markov What [14:26] What are you, Hydro? [14:26] o_O ... [14:26] backfired -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % A barrel of toxic waste falls from a military plane and lands on a panel at Celebration V, creating... Abeleland Walluceno! Mutant master of continuity and writing! -- Wookiee' QDB (abel canon chee irc luceno) % Rumored games now? Nigga, please. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % http://starwars.yahoo.com/ What is...this thing? Probably started off as one of those user groups http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Yahoo_Adds_World_Of_Star_Wars_109656.asp So less "Wookieepedia's defective clone" and more "Starwars.com's retarded little brother". -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:07] according to TF.N it's true [11:07] but that doesn't mean much -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tfn) % [11:09] They have a reference to Galaxies on their mainpage. [11:09] There's no way they're partners with starwars.com -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [09:58] marnin; [09:58] G'day [10:02] Hey, Grae. [10:02] I see you read Q-7N. [10:02] Hi Fourdot. [10:02] Yes. [10:02] I'm sorry for you. [10:02] :| [10:02] :| :| :| [10:03] Yes, :| [10:03] :| ? [10:03] I haven't read it yet. [10:04] Underlinker. [10:07] Oh, that. [10:07] Bah. [10:07] But the story... [10:07] Yes. [10:07] :| [10:07] I'm sensing a lot of subtext in this conversation that I'm not attentive enough to comprehend. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Grondorn_Muse_Galaxies.jpg - WHAT IN THE NAME OF KATARN'S SHOULDER PAD?!? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grondorn_Muse - This is Grondorn fucking Muse. :| WHY, SONY, WHY!? To piss you off. You can't expect the Galaxies guys to track down obscure sources like Episode IV BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :| -- Wookiee' QDB (anh galaxies irc kyle) % Yul Brynner invented badassery, I believe. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "I'm the Juggernaut droid, bitch!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Coruscant is an entirely urbanized planet that isn't entirely urbanized and has open expanses of water, but they're really reservoirs, but it has big oceans, but it's all city, but it has the population density of a suburb, but it has the population density of a Namibian desert, but it's also jam-packed and has no rock but for one spot, but for a whole mountain range. The five billion or whatever it is from TTT Sourcebook is mind-boggling. I mean, a trillion is bad enough, but at least that looks like a big number. Sorry, 10 billion. right "Everyone says Earth is overpopulated, right?" "What if there were, like, twice as many people on Earth?" "It would be packed!" -- Wookiee' QDB (canon coruscant irc) % Administers, please let us use fanon in Wookieepedia. If you say no, tell me the reason. —Unsigned comment by Alphahero (talk • contribs). -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon wookieepedia) % Mass Effect lacks a "Star Wars:" title. Therefore, it is no good by default. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Bureaucrat creates admins. Bureaucrat destroys admins. Bureaucrat creates users. Users destroy bureaucrat. Users create admins. Admins...eat users. Anons inherit the Earth. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # 00:09, 26 October 2007 Green tentacle (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Hutt skin" (Coming soon: Ewok hair!) -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok hutt wookieepedia) % OK, this peace treaty with the Vong is weirder and weirder. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unity_Green On a planet where billions died do to Vong terraforming...they leave a square of Vong terraforming to symbolize peace. Isn't Vong terriforming full of dangerous predators? Yes it is. In fact, apparently coufee eels were in that lake. "Category:Life exhibition areas" So...the weapons used to kill the people of the galaxy are now in a nice fish pond. That's disturbing. -- Wookiee' QDB (coruscant irc vong) % [20:43] Dream on WhiteBoy, WhiteBoy... [20:44] Dream on BlackGirl, BlackGirl... ... [20:44] surprised someone hasn't made a user named BlackGirl yet ... [20:45] *** Graestan is now known as BlackGirl. [20:46] Yeah... I would tell jokes, but they'd be inherently racist. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "The transformation procedure of an infected human turning into a Rakghoul involves the individual being suddenly surrounded by a white glow, a hissing sound, and then immediately afterward appearing as a Rakghoul. This violates obvious rules of genetics, since mutations are never instant, and certainly no glowing is involved." http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rakghoul#Behind_the_scenes -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % ...any fraction of lightspeed which doesn't have a load of zeroes in before you get to the number is still "OMG?! THE HAT!!! FAST!!!". -- Zorrixor -- Wookiee' QDB (hat tfn) % We were bitching about American news in #eu earlier, but than I see this on BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/7061568.stm That's like an Onion article. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % But why would his name be Alek & then suddenly he'd be DARTH MALAK... That doesn't make sense to me... That's like Anakin becoming a Sith and then the emperor says... I SHALL CALL YOU... "DARTH... MANAKIN"... "You may be a very powerful sith lord but your creativity should certainly be questioned, master" - PMK2 -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin darkhorse kotor) % RE: Revanchist Leader/Hodded Jedi ID? I think it'll be a guy called Evan. - matt -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse kotor) % [21:24] rar at Jack [21:24] * Jack_Phoenix rars back [21:40] bz2 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]Kyle Katarn can end an arguments about SSD length and Clone Armies.[/quote] Of course, we all know the answer to each. "Kyle, how long is an SSD?" "Not long enough to rival my...y'know." "Kyle, how many Clones were in the GAR?" "Not enough for me to break a sweat killing them all." --AdmiralWesJanson and CountSephula -- Wookiee' QDB (clones kyle ssd tfn) % I'd rather have a link that slaps me in the face and says "I'm a link, bitch!" then have to go hunting for it, even a little. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kuat_%28person%29 Egyptian Picard? I believe so. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % Anyways, on a lighter note, http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071024/tod-australia-barmaid-breasts-offbeat-37b0eca_1.html * Graestan is never going to that bar again!!! :'( Perth? Well, that explains it. Why would you punish someone for that? Havac> They don't have Freedom in Australia. ;) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % "It was an old Jedi rule of thumb to attack when the odds were overwhelmingly against you, and when there was no other possible way to save your own life or the life of an ally." ...you have got to be kidding me. Nope. Haven't you seen Episode IV? Where there were no alternatives to fighting? And Kenobi totally attacked all those stormtroopers? -- Wookiee' QDB (anh godv irc) % The city of Metropolis may be a reference to Coruscant Or... it may be a reference to... Metropolis! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_references_to_Star_Wars_in_video_games#Ratchet_and_Clank "The destruction of Gorda City from Ratchet and Clank 1 may be a reference to the Fall of Coruscant." :| Makes sense to me! Those "Vong War references" are terrible. -- Wookiee' QDB (coruscant irc vong) % [16:39] Well, Russian uses subject-verb-object, like English and probably all European languages. Japanese uses subject-object-verb, so it looks funny to a Westerner. [16:39] Yes. [16:40] And yet, we were both able to invent swords. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % a legacy MMO makes the most sense then everyone CAN be "Darth Stupidnamehere" and it will still seem like canon -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % Does Death Star need updates from Death Star? -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar irc) % Heh. There are so many Order 66 survivors, we need a scroll box,. "The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated." Just another broken campaign promise. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi palpatine) % Odds? Fuck! It's just a mention, shouldn't be hard, I can do this... I'll investigate if you wish. Nowis: I'm gonna risk it. I'm going in, and I'm going in full throttle! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE Seriously, first search I did I landed on a crappy numbers passage. Found it. Get me out of here! Just FYI, Hydro, the Battle of Kamino was a flashpoint in the hellish Clone Numbers debates. Shit, we got a man down! We're losing people fast, where's that exit point? People were saying that like a half million clones died or some shit. * LordHydronium makes a slow-motion dive through the closing doors as Odds explodes behind him :| I was like, "I only see like 20 dead clones. Nyah!" Shit, the Odds zip file is still open! It's probably infected my hard drive. -- Wookiee' QDB (clones irc traviss) % [19:54] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Userbox_proposal#User_supports_Juhani_.28.2B1.29 ... [19:56] Does the userbox read "This user supports Juhani, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more"? [19:56] No. [19:56] Pity [19:56] "This user opposes Star Wars heteronormativity and xenophobia." [19:56] Oh god. [19:56] Diversity departments should not be allowed to invent words -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor sexuality userbox) % [19:57] This user opposes userboxes. Peroid. [19:57] This user opposes misspellings. Preiod. [19:58] This usher supplants malapropisms. Peridot. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc userbox) % [20:00] So this is basically a "This user supports gay animal sex" box, or what? [20:00] Essentially, it would seem. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality userbox) % Someone over there censored the "anus" in Tyranus. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "If you're a girl under the age of 12, and you're high on marijuana, don't ride your bike." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The KOTOR comic was soo long... So many details and plots going on at once - interweaving - that I couldn't read it while the kids were coming... I read through it and realized (still during trick or treating) that I hadn't learned anything... Except - That Jaraels boobs are actually taking over her body... - PMK2 -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse kotor) % * 23:29, 2 November 2007 Thefourdotelipsis (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Dame Darkfly" (1.2 Bolshevism) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % General Moradmin Bast's twin brother: Colonel Lescrat Bast. What do you think? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'd like to see Galactic Battlegrounds adapted to comic form...literally. "Keep hitting that building with your lightsaber until flames come out, Lord Vader!" Ah, as opposed to a figurative adaptation. :P Oh, I see. "We can't shoot them! They're in the sky! What the KRIFF do we do?!" "Look, sir, rare nova crystals! In the middle of nowhere!" "We can't train any more troops, sir." "Why not?" "We've reached the pop limit." "Where the hell did that Ewok come from? He's decimating our forces! Wait, there's another one! And another!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Personally, I was always hoping Luceno's book would be called "The Dark Side of the Muun." Ouch. Pun penalty, five yards. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luceno) % *** LordHydronium|DS is now known as LordHydronium Finished. Did it blow up? Yes ... "siolper". That's great. -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar irc) % Re: Big Three Deaths- How They'll Go [quote][quote] Luke - Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the rope. Han - Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with the lead pipe. Leia - Mrs. Peacock, in the ballroom, with the wrench. [/quote] How can you leave out the Billiards Hall? Good choice of characters and weapons, but the Billiards Hall is the best room to be killed in. Everyone knows that. [/quote] That's where Mrs. White pummels Lando with the candlestick. You think anyone besides Lando would die in the room where gambling is going on? --jSarek and CountSephula -- Wookiee' QDB (han lando leia luke tfn) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Duinuogwuin%28StarDragons%29.JPG - Dog-Dragons should be banned from Star Wars. Could be worse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Falkor_1.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc) % [14:53] * TorgoFraajic is quite literally throwing himself in uncontrollable fits of laughter protruding from the vocal cords located about midpoint in his cylindrical area between his segregated torso and oval responsible for sight, sound, smell, taste, feeling, and listening due to the absurdity of this story. It's the only thing keeping his internal processing system from melting and dripping out of his azure-emerald ovals responsible for sight receiving. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote][quote][quote]How come Wookieepedia's main page quotes aren't as inspiring as the ones currently being displayed on Wikipedia? [/quote] Wikipedia has main page quotes? Why am I not seeing this?[/quote] Stuff like: "Wikipedia has saved my life!" or "Wikipedia is better than the second coming of Christ and Vishnu combined!" We have stuff like: "How long has it been since you've been on a date, Wedge?"[/quote] Finally figured it out. At the top of the screen, right? There's a little link that says "Hide this message." I clicked that link a LONG time ago. - Barriss_Coffee and Ris_jSarek -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn wikipedia) % [17:51] We'd better watch out for Eric, now. [17:51] Eric? [17:51] Why is that? [17:52] (diff) (hist) . . N Just what i needed‎; 17:37 . . (+115) . . 71.83.130.152 (Talk) (New page: i'm eric. joining a couple boards and looking forward to participating. hehe unless i get too distracted! eric) [17:52] That eric. [17:52] Maybe he'll get distracted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:41] Erik, you use gateway? [23:41] |<-- ErikPflueger has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [23:41] What did I say? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [09:54] *** Jorrel|NotHere [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has joined #Wookieepedia [10:04] *** Jorrel|Gone [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has joined #Wookieepedia [10:12] *** JorrelFraajic [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] [10:12] *** JorrelFraajic [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has joined #Wookieepedia [10:21] *** Jorrel|NotHere [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] [10:21] *** Jorrel|NotHere [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has joined #Wookieepedia [10:25] *** Jorrel|Gone [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] [10:34] *** JorrelFraajic [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] [10:43] *** Jorrel|Gone [n=Jorrel@[redacted].alltel.net] has joined #Wookieepedia -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % !markov The "Four Dot is Hitler + Yoko Ono!" one. What? Now there's a plotline! That's... insulting and yet provocative Alright, I've had it with this place. *** TheTIEDot left #wookieepedia ["I don't need this crap."] Har Serves him right for breaking up the Beatles Indeed. And for World War II. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc markov nuku-nuku) % Surely you know the Internet has much worse to offer. I know. Rule 34. Off the top of my head: Dalek/Rose gangbangs. Daleks have no interest in such things. Doctor becoming a Cyberman, then getting it on with Rose. .................\ And you've...seen this? Doctor getting it on with another incarnation of himself. No, I'm just pulling these out of my head. Oh God. But I'm sure they exist. I hate the gay slash stuff. Doctor incarnation orgy. I've actually seen Portal porn... Hell, it's time travel. That's a whole new dimension of fucked-up-ness. Rose/Rose would be *vanilla* by these standards. * LO|Hereish admits that he has too. :S Harry Potter has some really fucked up fanfic. Harry/Hedwig, where Hedwig is turned into a human. Harry/Hedwig, where Hedwig *isn't* turned into a human. o_O Wouldn't meeting yourself from another time fuck up something in the continuum? We're talking about shitty fanfic here. :P Logic is not a limit. Does Hedwig die in this? I have never personally seen it. I never want to see it. I don't think a bird could survive...that. SHUT UP We're not to think of this. I saw a portion of a Obi/Xanatos one. * LO|Hereish vomits This is nearing the level of a "Can Ranma get pregnant in girl form?" questions -- Wookiee' QDB (doctorwho fanon irc sexuality) % [16:18] And speaking of the Exile, what we need is a picture of Cal Omas standing by an ancient painting of a woman, labeled "The Jedi Exile" [16:18] Hah! [16:18] That would be awesome. [16:19] Because it would allow the nothing-is-known-about-KOTOR camp to shout: "That's not the Exile! That's just an IU artist's portrayal of her!" [16:19] Heh. [16:20] "The Exile isn't female! He's just very effete!" [16:20] hahaha [16:21] "The breasts?" "Hormone disorder." -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts exile irc omas) % The cover will feature Jaina Solo. SUPER BAH! I demand TBTage. -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc lotf) % [10:12] <-- Culator|6 has left #wookieepedia. [10:12] <-- Culator|4 has left #wookieepedia. [10:12] <-- Culator|2 has left #wookieepedia. [10:12] <-- Culator|Test has left #wookieepedia. [10:12] <-- Culator|5 has left #wookieepedia. [10:12] <-- Culator|Annoyed has left #wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % YOU TOO CAN SLAP A NEMODIAN! :-) BUY WAR BONDS! -Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [22:02] sure, I mean, if an IP says so...it must be right [22:03] IP = Intelligence Personified. -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc) % [13:42] Blarg. [13:42] Hoorj. [13:42] Customer wants to know if our cable modem works on a Macintosh. [13:42] I really want to be sarcastic. [13:43] "No sir, we deliberately exclude 10% of the personal computing market for our own sadistic pleasure." [13:44] "I know it looks like it should work, since it's an industry-standard ethernet connection, but the modem shuts itself down when it detects an Apple-generated MAC address." [13:44] "And the driver CD says "Mac OS X or above" because Scientific Atlanta is in on our cruel little game." [13:45] "It still works on Linux, though." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [10:29] I'm surprised nobody has uploaded a picture of Mission Vao from KOTOR 22... [10:30] Why bother? She's not even old enough to be jailbait yet, so nobody cares about her. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % If Rohlagol is the one on Taris, I guess that makes the one on Coruscant Demalan. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % "So, now I suppose you'll tell me all about your Evil Plan." "No. " -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % (diff) (hist) . . N User talk:69.85.203.222‎; 14:15 . . (+357) . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) (New page: The "report a problem" feature is for vandalism and technical issues. If something is missing from an article, fix it yourself or shut up. Thank you, and have a Wookiee-tastic day. -- ~~~~) -- Wookiee' QDB (anons wookieepedia) % We should persuade Erik to request palpatine.wikia.com on requests.wikia so he can finish his magnum opus in peace. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine wikia) % [quote]How much longer can del rey keep giving us boring, depressing stories which refuse to agknowlage their own history & character continuity before they have to cancle the book s eries due to lack of interest?[/quote] Well, as long as their books continue to be bestsellers... --The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (delrey tfn) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Darth_Oxide "This user thinks that Michael Jackson is a child malester" You "malest" the English language, good sir. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Anyway, enough with the real world. I'm going to read about more escapist things, like self-serving politicians, wars used for political means, and genocidal religious crusades. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc njo) % [quote=Jango_Fettish]Hey! [link=http://web.mac.com/tommyleeedwards/iWeb/Site%202/TLE%20BLOG/78EA8B5A-57FA-4106-8625-028D707BD0E0.html]Luke[/link] stole [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Myrkr_NEC.jpg]Jacen's[/link] clothes. [/quote] And his Pelvic Posture of Power, the bastard. - Trip -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen luke tfn) % [12:38] We should probably examine Padme's birth scene. [12:38] To at least conjecture where the babies came from. [12:38] " We should probably examine Padme" [12:38] " To at least conjecture where the babies came from" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [12:44] The first one is, like, Tales-canon. [12:44] The second one is, like, Stover-canon. [12:44] The last one is, like, Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise-canon. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc stover tales) % I live in Washington and went to College in New York, so it almost felt like going from Endor to Coruscant -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [05:08] <@LordHydro|NJO> You know, after I do DE, maybe I should do Vector Prime as part of an unofficial Wookieeproject Controversial Stories. :P [05:09] <@jSarek> Follow up with SBS and Sacrifice? [05:09] <@LordHydro|NJO> Sacrifice, oddly enough, doesn't seem to have inspired much controversy. [05:09] <@LordHydro|NJO> At least, that's my perception. [05:10] <@jSarek> It was rather muted. [05:11] <@LordHydro|NJO> I'd say Odds, but I don't think I could hold NPOV. :P [05:11] <@LordHydro|NJO> "Odds is a short story by Karen Traviss that sucks ass." [05:11] <@jSarek> Yeah, that's not exactly suitable. :-p [05:11] <@LordHydro|NJO> Maybe I can ref it. ;) [05:12] <@LordHydro|NJO> Hm...what other very controversial stories are there? [05:13] <@jSarek> "Odds is a short story by Karen Traviss[1] that sucks ass.[2] It makes babies cry.[3] The Surgeon General recommends against reading it.[4]" [05:13] <@LordHydro|NJO> There ya go. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc traviss) % [16:25] I demand someone buy me a ghost koi [16:28] Oh, we're demanding things now? I demand that Fidel Castro die immediately, and leave his interest in Habanos SA to me. [16:29] the ghost koi may be able to do that for you [16:29] Is it like Stan's fish from the Evil Parallel Universe? [16:29] it turns near-invisible while in water and tries to consume any solid masses it finds [16:30] simply place one in his bath... [16:30] I largely want it to take to every dentist I find though [16:30] That's odd. [16:31] There are dentists in the UK? [16:31] supply and demand, Culator :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote](A-typical ChildOfWinds post)[/quote] Dammit, you already have a "whine about how Luke isn't how I want him to be" thread. Go there. - Cull_Tremayne -- Wookiee' QDB (cull luke tfn) % http://www.starwars.com/eu/lit/ref/f20071113/indexp9.html <--Bane's looking fabulous as ever He looks like a glam-rock reject. Bane: "I WAAAANNNNAA RAWK" -- Wookiee' QDB (bane darth irc) % I love the giant NR symbol on Kyp all the time, as if he's trying to legitimize himself. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:28] Please, kill this one. [23:28] !wiki Ugly wokling [23:28] Ozzel: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Ugly_wokling [23:30] Ozzel: Wow. [23:30] "It is unclear if this wokling's abnormal appearance is the result of a birth defect, physical abuse, mixed heritage, or another factor entirely." [23:30] It's going in the BJAODN page. [23:30] Who would write such a thing in an article? [23:30] lol [23:31] Either Havac . . . or Jaymach [23:31] That's my guess. [23:31] Or Fourdot. [23:31] hm, let us see... [23:31] !blame [23:31] Ozzel. [23:31] I blame Jaymach. [23:31] there we go [23:31] Ozzel did it. [23:31] Preposterous! [23:31] Actually, Fourdot would write a lot more than that. [23:31] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Ugly_wokling&action=history [23:31] Boom. [23:31] ;-) [23:31] Guilty! [23:31] History reveals ALL! :P [23:31] Fourdot would try to blame his appearance on the TBT. [23:32] LOL [23:32] Perhaps the TBT was his father. [23:32] With an Ewok mother. [23:32] You'd give us a lengthy dissertation on possible factors and circumstances that could have lead to the woklings uglification [23:32] So there. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % what are power rangers? Mighty and Morphin' and morphin And Morphin' bah, too slow. -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc non-sw) % http://www.starwars.com/eu/lit/ref/f20071113/indexp11.html - I HATE TLE! I see where Erik's coming from when he calls TLE a lazy ass fucker. Uh... Interpret that any which way but loose. Right. It could mean, "a very lazy person." Or it could mean "Someone who is unenthusiastic at sodomy" Yes. * Lord_Oblivion falls over But I mean, that's a promo shot of Anakin with some light daubs of paint thrown on, and a Tusken mask chucked over the top. Great. Or someone who only likes to engage in sodomy when the other person is not doing their work. Yep. Do we still have the promo? I think so. I think the contrast of art goodness in EGTTF is going to blow my mind. * Graestan says it again twice more, like Betelgeuse http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Anakin2sabers.jpg Oooh "Yar, I be Annie-Two-Sabers!" He changed the blue one to green too. At least he can change lightsaber colors better than Jasca. -- Wookiee' QDB (essential force irc sexuality) % http://www.starwars.com/eu/lit/ref/f20071113/indexp9.html Gah! He looks like a fucking clown! -- Wookiee' QDB (bane crap darth irc tle) % [02:38] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mandalorian_drinking_song - Why doesn't that surprise me? [02:40] My god...it's full of apostrophes! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % It's a shame they couldn't have made the Jedi Temple the Imperial Palace. That would have been Palpy's ultimate "Fuck you!" to the Jedi. Well, Order 66 was a pretty big one already. Order 66 is the cake. Taking the temple would have been the icing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi palpatine) % So far, I think the only game in which you can play as a Royal Guard is LEGO Star Wars. That's just not right. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nothing can stop the Exile. :P Locked doors can. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi kotor) % [05:45] <--| The4dotelipsis has left #wookieepedia ("And it's goodnight from him. And yes, you should have.") ... [05:47] |<-- Maddolis has left irc.freenode.net ("And it's goodnight from him. You really, really should have.") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:53] http://www.starwars.com/eu/lit/ref/f20071113/img/8.jpg <-- did Malak shrink or what? [23:53] LucidFox: Let me introduce you to the third dimension. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc malak) % We agreed a long time ago that we could blank speech bubbles. I'd like to start one limiting that, on the grounds that they look like ass. Like Mara's ass? Because that's a good thing. The bad kind of ass. Yarna del'Gargan ass. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % Now, if they got Elephant wangs, well, the possibilities are endless. -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % [11:59] There's something up with the pedia [12:00] An anon made a problem report that I had too [12:00] Randomly linking to a non-existent article [12:02] Sannse? It's spreading. [12:02] * Culator|Work is confused and scared. [12:02] I think Wikia has achieved sentience and is rebelling. [12:02] That happens sometimes. [12:03] Culator|Work: I'm nagging ... an email, a bug report, and pokes on skype ... they'll find it! [12:04] Not if Wikia has gone rampant, they won't. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % [14:04] 22 to 7 is consensusy enough isn't it? [14:04] Hmm. GT, isn't that Pi? [14:05] I'd say it's consensus. And pi. [14:06] It's a wildly approximate pi. [14:06] Jorrel>>I thought for a sec you were suggesting that that a ratio was in fact, an odd male masquerading as a bathing female -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:29] (Deletion log); 12:27 . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs) (deleted "The Librarians": 1.1 Fanon) [14:29] The... Librarians, you say [14:29] The adventures of Jocasta Nu and her daring group of Padawans rearranging the card file? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % [14:43] Well, I must be away. Fare ye all well, and remember: If it ain't Darth, it ain't Worth nuthin! [14:43] |<-- Karohalva has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection) [14:44] And it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that X'ting -- Wookiee' QDB (darth irc) % http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jedipedia.de%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FAngriffstransporter&lan... Attack van? Like the A-Team? I suppose so. I pity those Rebel fools. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # (diff) (hist) . . Nm Hobo‎; 03:40 . . (+20) . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) (Redirecting to Streen) # (tag); 03:39 . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) (tag: Image Mara-funeral.jpg was tagged to article Hobo by Darth Culator) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Trash_compactor/Stud Shouldn't we just redirect that to [[Kyle Katarn]]? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle vfd) % Sex? He's a man! We dueled! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % "In the non-[[canon]] video game [[LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy]] (and [[LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga]]), B'omarr spider droids wander around Jabba's Palace, and can be used as mountable rides. This contradicts ''[[Star Wars Galaxies]]'', which has the spider droids as non-mountable. As LEGO Star Wars is non-canon, it can be presumed that the enlightened B'omarr did not ferry... ...visitors around the palace, though ''Galaxies'' has been known to make continuity errors before, so in truth we may never know if spider droids can be used as a mount." -- Wookiee' QDB (canon galaxies irc) % Why are people furries? 4Dot> They were abused by a cat. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % I can'teven spell lauighter right -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:34] Can we delete that? [11:34] o_O [11:34] I don't want Jimmy Mac coming after me. [11:35] Bah! [11:35] What can he do? [11:35] Interview you? [11:35] Actually, that's a horrible fate. -- Wookiee' QDB (force-cast irc) % [21:41] lol...8 admins + Nuku-Nuku, 1 with voice, and 9 others.... balanced [21:41] <-- Grey-man has quit IRC ("Be back later"). [21:41] Quite. [21:41] And then Grey-man goes and ruins it. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:50] ARRGH! ki the troll/spammer!!! [15:50] kill [15:50] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +b *!*@host86-130-169-185.range86-130.btcentralplus.com by Darth_Culator [15:50] =-= cheesus was booted from #wookieepedia by LordHydro|NJO (LordHydro|NJO) [15:50] Tag team! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [16:13] "We are gathered here today to pay our fi--OH SWEET JESUS SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND US AND SHE'S HUGE" http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a1/Mara-funeral.jpg [16:13] :-D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % !blamer I blame Nuku-Nuku ...well then -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % So finally, I'm like "Look, I'm not even gay, but just show the dick already so we can get past it and move on!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % "I'm starting to think that these titles are just random titles. The fire on Kashykk was the only inferno I read in that book." ... Doesn't he, like, set fire to the entire planet? Good chunks of it. It has to be obvious. Glove of Darth Vader obvious. But even so, the title is a metaphor. Like the tagline said, all hell breaking loose and whatnot. THERE WAS NO STORM IN TEMPEST! WE GOT GYPPED! -- Wookiee' QDB (godv irc lotf) % [12:29] Hmm. What would happen if Timothy Zahn were to write a book and kill Boba Fett in it? [12:29] He would become a Pariah. [12:29] I think Karen Traviss will do that to the old merc anyhow. [12:29] She pretty much has the rights to him. [12:30] Hehehe. She "owns" Boba. [12:30] Of course, she'd make his last living thought: "I love my Daddy." [12:30] 9_9 [12:30] No, he'd say it in Mando'a. [12:31] I' l'ove m'y Da'dy? [12:31] I' Lo've m'y Da'dd'y. [12:31] LOL [12:31] You got the joke! -- Wookiee' QDB (boba fett irc mandalorian mandoa traviss zahn) % [17:32] "And I'll go and help Mazzic finger Karrde." [17:32] Well, well, Niles. [17:33] I never knew you swung that way. [17:33] <--| Grievous797 has left #wookieepedia [17:33] |<-- Jedi_Goodwood has left irc.freenode.net (""It ain't over till the Force Ghost sings!"") [17:34] Hmm. Apparently mentioning gay fingering is a good way to drive people off the channel. [17:35] That'll be on the QDB within five minutes. :P [17:35] The Law of QDB Mechanics just guaranteed it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:41] The Japanese do it too, to an extent. A lot of their renderings are very NEGTC-esque. [17:42] Figures. They /are/ the Japanese. [17:42] If only they could get Mara right. And by right, I mean McRandle. [17:44] And by McRandle, you mean naked. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % [17:59] "W. Warrick and witch doctors of his power to both blow people off the power to both blow people off the Imperial era, Mount Sorrow was a figure one, known only to their death, which he demonstrated by attempting to murder Wicket W. Warrick and had no qualms about sentient, and witch doctors of healing." [17:59] http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm? [18:01] Hey! It's Darth Nihilus's language, in written form! [18:03] Can we just contract that to "the power to . . . blow people off . . . was . . . known . . . to . . . Wicket W. Warrick"? [18:04] lol [18:04] You're like Pat Robertson. [18:05] =-= Graestan was booted from #wookieepedia by Havac (Personal attacks.) -- Wookiee' QDB (darth ewok irc mountsorrow nihilus wicket) % [18:19] Well, I'll say that Id rather finger Mara than have Aves beat me off. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % [21:24] son of a fag [21:24] this computer is gay [21:24] Jason_McFee12, that seems pretty impossible [21:24] Yeah. [21:24] hw do you know [21:24] You just can't put an input plug into an input plug. [21:24] Computers do not engage in any form of sexual activity. [21:24] And as far as I'm concerned, if you use the rear end on those things, that's using it correctly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:19] Oh, and... I found THE definitive Latara shot. [22:20] Is she drawn by Duursema and scantily clad? [22:20] She's naked. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % [23:11] I must be in the wrong place. Bah. [23:12] * Havac bahs Jorrel. [23:13] * JorrelFraajic bahs Havac back. [23:13] * Ozzel sends Jorrel bah... to the future! [23:14] Great Scott! [23:14] Damn! [23:14] Or in this case... [23:14] "Great Chott!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [03:37] |<-- Maddolis has left irc.freenode.net ("Saw the words 'Jessica Simpson'") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:34] God, The New Rebellion is so goddamn stupid. [17:34] Star Destroyers pop like bubbles. [17:34] One-shot kills. [17:34] Please don't. I've spent years trying to forget. :P [17:35] I can remember trying to read The New Rebellion. [17:35] Years ago. [17:35] Couldn't hack it. [17:35] Moreover, the author seems to be under the impression that the Wild Karrde is a yacht. [17:35] And still has it kill a Star Destroyer. [17:35] A yacht. [17:35] Kills. [17:35] A Star Destroyer. [17:36] Well, a Ferryboat Liner could kill a Star Destroyer. If the Destroyer was in dry dock, had no shields, and you were willing to sacrifice the Ferryboat Liner. [17:37] Tune in next week, when a Volvo pushes a tank off a cliff and a man in a canoe with a BB gun sinks the Bismarck. ... [17:40] God, there's no way I can not make this sound stupid. ... [17:45] Wait, Rusch has shots ricocheting off the shields? [17:45] WHERE IN THE FUCKING MOVIES DID YOU EVER SEE A TURBOLASER SHOT RICOCHET? ... [17:48] She also seems under the impression that you can "miss" the shields to hit a sweet spot that will blow up a Star Destroyer. [17:48] Like . . . I don't know. Like they fly around with a special hole in their shields labeled "Do not shoot here." ... [17:50] This book was written by a fucking five-year-old. [17:51] God, I hate KJA. [17:51] Because he wrote shit, and he convinced LFL to hire his buddies like Rusch here, who wrote shit too. [17:51] Join the club, we have jackets. ... [17:52] Dude, Kueller is only one of many stupid things about this book. [17:52] Kueller De'Vil, Kueller De'Vil, if he doesn't scare you, no evil thing will... [17:53] God, I think this is stupider than anything fucking KJA wrote. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon crap irc) % [02:01] It's been marked as "retarded", though. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Tropical Storm Lando!!! O.O http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-11/20/content_7110349.htm Awesome! ... Well, off I go, then to the storm? Hopefully the hotel has wireless 8) Yeah, gonna go spend Thanksgiving with Lando I certainly belong there with him among the swirling, destruction-bringing clouds A headline waiting to happen: TROPICAL STORM LANDO: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lando) % # (Upload log); 03:41 . . JMAS (Talk | contribs | block) (uploaded "Image:CaloNord.jpg": ==Summary== {{Information |attention= |description=Calo Nord on Taris |source=The official website of ''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic'' from before Lucasarts.com turned to crap. |author= |filespecs= ) -- Wookiee' QDB (crap wookieepedia) % (Deletion log); 11:18 . . Green tentacle (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Nute Gunray's Penis": 1.1 Fanon) -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc sexuality) % Heh heh: http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jedipedia.de%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FFallanassi&langpair=de%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8 WHITE POWAH! Well... you can't say Fallanassi without saying Nazi -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Zonama_Sekot - Great use of the image there. :| Singe that kid's head Don't you remember the part where Obi-Wan grew huge and tried to kill Anakin? Obi Wan always grows huge when he sees anakin] -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc obi-wan) % "That's a big matzo ball you got hanging out there." That's what she said. Is it, though? Hydro used that joke at C4. Did I? yeah. The guy at the Clone Wars presentation shouted out "There are two entrances, so make sure you use both of them!" That sounds like something I'd respond to. :P Classy! -- Wookiee' QDB (c4 irc sexuality) % [06:34] 4dot: I'll upload a pic I have. It may turn out alright with some trimming or whatever, just give a shout ... [06:44] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Darthvader_swg01.jpg [06:44] From yaars ago [06:44] With a hud?! [06:44] I can't use that. :P [06:45] Blank the speech bubble! :P [06:45] It already is blanked! [06:45] Oh boy. [06:45] the one on his left nipple? [06:45] I just noticed that [06:45] No blanking, no blanking! [06:46] Your text! We don't serve their kind here. They'll have to wait outside. [06:46] This little bubble's not worth the effort. Here, let me upload you something... [06:47] I can't read a thing in this bubble, how am I supposed to learn? [06:47] That's no speech bubble...that's a text box. [06:48] It's too round to be a text box. [06:48] I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of letters cried out in terror, and were suddenly erased. [06:48] I read something, text that I've not read since... [06:49] The "i" is now dotted. When I left you, I was but the reader, now I am the writer. [06:50] "Hokey blanking and ancient artifacts are no match for a good block of text at your side, kid." [06:50] But it was so...unartistically done. [06:50] "The words should be...here. But they aren't." [06:50] "Lost some text, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing." [06:51] "Several lists have broken off from the main prose. Cover me." [06:52] "That's it. The text is there." "My Lord...there are so many blanked bubbles. It could be symbols, it could be-" "That is the bubble. And I'm sure pertient context is with it." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nute Gunray's Penis is fanon? Not according to Lora Besh it's not. Let's not think about Lora Besh, Gunray On Top, or anything else in that genre of thought. O_o? You remember that Yuuzhan Vong genital mutilation talk? That's a more pleasant subject. Is this one of those things I'm glad I don't know about? Not that we should talk about that either. Just that it's less offensive to my sensibilities than Gunray being on top, on bottom, or in any other physical orientation. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality vong) % [07:01] |<-- LtNOWIS has left irc.freenode.net ("Tarkin had sex with Daala") -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc tarkin) % If you made a gallery of the most "bosomy" Star Wars characters, Duursema drawings would take up 90% of the space. That, coupled with the weird-ass eyebrows she draws, as well as the lack of emotion on her characters faces, makes it very difficult for me to enjoy her work. In terms of expressions, she rotates between "Badass" "Dumbfounded" and "Fuck Me Now" Sometimes at amusingly inappropriate moments. Indeed. Indeed. You read my mind IMO. It's so awful, that is actually good. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Dooku_Bulq.jpg - Here we see Dooku displaying the last of the three in a disturbingly "Come hither" moment. Again, with the weird-ass eyebrows. Dooku has such a rogueish charm. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts dooku irc) % Have you not played ANY Bioware games? hmm bastila,juhani and Vao theres always a threesome Uh, Vaos like 15. 14 damn Close enough. pedo-alert It'd be legal on Mandalore. oh wait I'd be legal on *Ryloth* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor sexuality twilek) % I just googled Yuthura, to check if I was right about her skin color... 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[/link]- Sikon 05:55, 28 June 2006 (UTC) I've changed the article to reflect this. 71.110.172.13 05:57, 29 June 2006 (UTC) [h]Image[/h] ... -- Wookiee' QDB (exile gender wikipedia) % [20:52] Sith are all chuckleheads anyways. [20:52] <@The4dotelipsis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:BaneRuusan_EGF.jpg - For sure. [20:53] Agreed Simon. [20:53] Fierfek...the Joker meets Star Wars! [20:54] Whoever made that painting should be shot! [20:54] <@Darth_Culator> I wonder what comic book cover TLE copied that floating Bane from. [20:54] lol [20:54] <@Darth_Culator> Possibly one of the X-men comics with Magneto on the cover. Just the vibe it gives me. [20:55] But where are the soldiers from? [20:55] Feudal Japan? [20:55] <@Darth_Culator> Middle-Earth? [20:55] Heh. [20:56] lmfao [20:56] * Jedi_Goodwood is reminded of the NEC painting that has Republic soldiers facing a warbeast with spears, well in the days of blasters and artillery. [20:57] That's pretty much exactly what I was thinking of. [20:57] * Jedi_Goodwood nods. [20:57] <@Darth_Culator> Which brings us back to the basic question, how does Tommy Lee Edwards keep getting work? [20:57] It's like the whiz-kids who decided that the TOTJ series had to have a neo-Ancient Egypt feel to it. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc) % Wicket is now the 13th longest article on Wookieepedia. :-O He beats out Jacen. Invincible foreshadowing? Perhaps. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc jacen lotf wicket) % *cough* Ackbar wasn't [i]rescued[/i], he [i]defected[/i], the smelly little ingrate. And after everything Tarkin had done for him. --Trip -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar tarkin tfn) % Summary? Everyone on the entire station except for Vader decides to defect, making its destruction a huge loss because the Rebellion could have just commandeered it. --Dark Lady Mara, on the Death Star novel -- Wookiee' QDB (deathstar tfn) % [09:48] The best joke I've invented [read: adapted from a Noriss joke] was this: "Kyle Katarn currently has a lawsuit pending with the Imperial Department of Military Research. He claims that 'Sun Crusher' and 'World Devastator' are trademarked nicknames for his left and right fists." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/1958 <--Heh, the funny thing is, that's not even the most ridiculous Bane image from that book. -- Wookiee' QDB (bane irc) % The Asari, an all female species in Mass Effect, can apparently successfully reproduce with any other species. And any gender... Hot. Indeed... O_o All-female species? o_O Reproduction does not work that way! Any form of reproduction we know. It does in the hot, sweaty, lesbian-fetishizing corners of the fanboy mind. ^_^ Bah! -- Wookiee' QDB (bah irc non-sw sexuality) % Reason #12 why the Empire is better than the Rebels http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Pellaeon-class.jpg <--Badass http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Majestic_Cruiser.JPG <--Ugly as fuck -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc rebellion) % Bah, not going here again.... To quote Penny Arcade, "Let's go pound nails through our dicks" Yay! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ssd) % [18:43] How long is your thingie? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:50] Their armament included one big battery. - Double- or Triple A? [21:51] Jorrel: If it's a BIG battery, it's a C or a D. [21:51] Point. Car battery? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ssd) % Aha, *now* Luke/Palpy gets the green light Slashfic? Fortunately, just a QOTD Thank Christ. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke palpatine) % [22:13] Where is Ackbar going? [22:13] Into a trap! -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc) % [22:40] Anyone seen the 4Dot? [22:41] -->| The4dotelipsis (n=chatzill@CPE-58-161-120-244.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #wookieepedia [22:41] Speak of the Devil. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:58] One of Atris's toys, eh? [22:59] Atris' toys just sounds so.... wrong. -- Wookiee' QDB (atris irc) % Weird. So, apparantly the Crown Princess of Denmark was born in Tasmania. Cool! NOWIS: This is news? A few years ago, that was the ONLY item of Aussie news. Bah. Well, I didn't know it until now. "MARY PURCHASES GROCERIES. In other news, a Tsunami has swept through the Indian ocean." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Moneymoney#atarumaster_wookie_cookie - Brain deadening! That's Hemingway level prose. Truly. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % [11:47] Jesus. The tapes they gave me to transcribe are like... static recordings from a pulsar or something. [11:48] This is horrible. [11:48] "They"? Who's "They"? [11:48] The employers who don't deserve me [11:50] Enochf> I listen to static recordings from pulsars every night before I sleep. It's the "big giant stick" with which I beat sanity from my head. [11:51] Do your employers ask you to transcribe them into English Q&A format? [11:51] Q: wffwfwmmmm wmremrwm wemfmwfmmm [11:51] A: wemrmemmdfff mfffufuww [11:51] lol! [11:51] Wookieespeak? [11:51] No. [11:51] Mufflespeak [11:51] Welsh. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookiee) % Ozzel> It's so easy make anything an innuendo, but I'm trying to hold back with these vote comments. lol Like Platt Okeefe. "I'd let her smuggle my log." LOL Okay. Or Pizza Hut Girl. "I'd like to defeat her dark side." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_side_of_the_Force <-- The top template is ironic, ne? Heh. -- Wookiee' QDB (darkside irc) % "Now discussing: the mechanics of gay sex!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Tionne is scary. I'll say it again. Poor Kam. Luke gets the Perpetual Hottie. They're practically falling off her head in some drawings. Kam gets the freakshow. He got shafted., She's human? If she's human . . . she's really, really inbred. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % [13:55] Has the name for alpha releases been decided? Like Flight, Knot, Herd, Tribe... [13:55] I believe it's plain old alpha this time ... [13:59] there should be a "mighty microsoft" release with the alphas called "release candidates" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % [21:08] That's unavoidable. :) [21:09] It is their destiny? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % |<-- Fiolli|Splitting has left freenode (Remote closed the connection) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "He should be using something that is open-source and ratified by the council of Catgirls from Suka-Huma. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:53] So, I was wondering why Akon goes by Akon. [13:53] Turns out his real name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. [13:55] Although this "has not been independently verified." [13:55] And he can't go by Lu Lu Lu. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revan#Gender_and_controversy <-- fanboys ahoy! "Lucas himself?" Ahem, [citation needed]. "Lucas Arts tried to appease the legions of iritate fans by pronouncing the Jedi Exile to be a female in the official canon, as stated in New Essential Guide to Droids." I'll put my money on Lucas not having even heard of Revan. LtNOWIS> I think that was written by one of the "iritate fans". "legions of iritate" is a great phrase. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc kotor lucas revan wikipedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Crisis%21 <--That's on my master list of Small Clone Numbers sources. I'm just amazed that they can adapt ROTS for kids. "Attack on Mustafar", "Terrible duel", "Birth and death"...yeah, that's good kids' stuff. Anakin decapitates a bunch of people, then gets burned alive due to trying to kill his friend. Oh, right, and he chokes his wife, then she dies. Great bedtime reading. Level 4 is like the top of the food chain, Hydro. Point taken, Nowis. I guess "What is a Wookiee?" doesn't have any Trandoshan slavery in it. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc rots wookiee) % [h]Controversy On Revan that I think that can be fixed [/h] Dear LeLand Chee, aka Tasty Taste, George Lucas, Drew Karpyshyn (The Senior writer of KOTOR), Everyone one at LucasArts/Film/Books, & Bio-Ware. First of all, hello. I have many thing to say about Revan. I know this is a touchy subject. I know most of you (especially you LeLand), feel like you can't change any event once you declare it. But I think you can reconsider (even though I maybe wrong) . Believe it or not, I'm not like most fans. I know through out the entire continuity, most fans are talking about Revan. I too (in a way) am obsessed with the character. I know you (LeLand Chee, George Lucas, Drew Karpyshyn, Everyone at LucasArts/Film/Books, & everyone @ Bio-Ware ). I'll get to the point... I don't think Revan is all what you say he/she really is. I know Revan has been canonically listed as male. I may agree in a way. But I don't think Revan is a guy nor a woman maybe. Possibly not human (but maybe). Moreoever, possibly both Male & Female. Its obvious to me who you will reveal Revan is obviously "The Revanchist" isn't it? I saw at wookiepedia. How do I know? Someone at Gamespot revealed Malak's real name. It show who's Malak was as is Revan. I can even predict things before they happen. I have the first two graphic novels based on the events that take place before the two games. My point is.... you don't wanna dissapoint the fans, do you? I have a brillaint idea about Revan that I think that shouldn't go to waste. I'm not gonna say exactly what I'm saying now, cuz someone can steal my idea. I recently finished reading Darth Bane: Path Of Destruction. He avoided the conflict of gender, possibly his/her species. I read that at Wikipedia. But if you at least hear me out, I have something that I think I could end the controversy. Rather end this destructive conflict before it gets worse. I mean at least take pieces of my advise. :) Take these examples: 1. Thats Darth Revan, but not Revan 2. Thats Revan, but not Darth Revan. Wouldn't it not be cool to keep the fans guessing? Or at least to dazzle them about who Revan really is? I mean to deceive what we read. Wouldn't that be cool? I know you discussed this at Lucas Arts, Bio-Ware, and possibly wherever you discussed. But in all, if any of you are interested, try to understand what I'm saying take my advice. I'm not saying my version of the KOTOR should considered canon ( but personally in a way I think it should). But in all I'm trying to point out something here. I've learnt something from the games. :) And I'm glad I did. Personally I think I have given Revan the perfect reprogrammed identity & past. :). If any of you here are interested, I'd glady write from bottom to top. I don't have it all written down, but I'm workin on it. I'm trying to make a meaning out of the entire KOTOR series. I'm asking don't skip straight to revealing Revan's face soon. Many hardcore fans are aware (as I am). Those who read all the stuff, can predict who will be revealed under the masks. Anyways, sorry if I'm wrong about The Revanchism not being Revan. But If I'm right, I(this fan) already say it coming. I don't mean to brag, but I have a gift that I could sort something out here. However, don't take it too literally. I hope I have made a difference here today. I apologize if trouble I have caused. Sorry if I have violated any of the TOS/TOU. I know I don't have the authority to say that, but with all due respect, I'm trying to help out here. If I have, you can lock this topic, and/or I would be happily to receive a few warnings. This is only once in a lifetime. But I hope in time you can reconsider what I have said. And Mr.Karpyshen, if you're out there, I'll gladly tell you everything I know, but not here. Ah well, I'm done, I hope I did make an effort to what I'm trying to say. Atleast I'm so greatful that I was able to explain, and to be heard. I'd be so happy that if any of you ask where I'm getting at. I'd be even more greatful if this post was posted at wikipedia on what I think about Revan. My time here has ended. Please heed on what I'm trying to say. Thanks LeLand Chee aka Tasty Taste (keeper of the holocron) Thanks Drew Karpyshyn (author of "Darth Bane:Path Of Destruction" & senior writter of KOTOR) Thanks Licensors of Lucasfilm/Arts and everyone that works there. Very Special Thanks to George Lucas (Chairman of LucasArts/Lucasfilm) Regards, Cheaster aka "Darth Prejudice" (real name kept secret) * May I ask why you have written this here? QuentinGeorge 07:49, 30 November 2007 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (revan wookieepedia) % Whttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wind - This is officially the least helpful thing ever. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:22] Hydro: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Palpatine_und_Anakin.jpg [17:22] Danke. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Man, that's quite a shirt Silver Fyre wears. Actually, that whole getup is quite... something/ That's a shirt? If that's a shirt, then two walls and no roof are a house. Do you mean this, Ozzel: ?http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Silverfyre.jpg Ozzel: That whole getup tends more towards being quite nothing rather than quite something, IMHO Indeed. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % "Mara Jade dies! Her hair." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mara) % The Dark Woman was going OK at 99. Dark Woman had nice gams -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % She is hot. Guri Guri Guri Guri chocolate covered Guri ^_^ Anyway She's a droid by the way. Really? You can still have sex with her. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc sexuality) % That pic should be titled, "Aeron at the gynecologist". -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:50] !religion [19:50] Every time you start a religious discussion, we will personally kill a catgirl in the name of Kami-sama. (c) #anime, Freenode [19:50] Per Sikon. [19:50] Err, sans the killing. [19:50] Which is why I reckon we should constantly talk about religion [19:51] O_o [19:51] not for the interest of the topic, but to run those catgirls to extinction -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [19:59] !unmorse .... [19:59] Maddolis: H [19:59] so... 4dot is H all along -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [20:05] You know, I was quite surprised that Teal'c's habit of saying "indeed" a lot is considered peculiar. [20:05] I mean, we do that all the time here. Some of us, anyway. [20:05] Indeed -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % * Graestan opted to do a report on Stalin when he was a kid because he had the same first name, and then got to find out all the wonderful things Stalin did :/ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Venator-class_Star_Destroyer#Main_reactor_can_burn_40k_tons_of_fuel_per_second.3F_ri... God for bid anything associated with the GAR have a physically impossible number assigned to it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % [22:24] Shaq-Fu should be canonized. [22:25] Yes. Yes it should. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:29] Katarn gets SPOILERed by Jacen Solo in Fury [22:29] :-P [22:29] Ataru: Bah! [22:29] So I hear. [22:29] He SPOILERS! [22:29] Katarn remains awesome. [22:29] And his apprentice SPOILERS on one page. [22:29] And then Horn's brat SPOILERS Jacen. [22:30] And then he SPOILERS Jacen's mother. [22:30] Doesn't Centerpoint SPOILER? [22:30] Because that's how Kyle rolls. [22:30] Leia? [22:30] "Stab me? I'll SPOILER your mother!" [22:30] Kyle SPOILER'd Leia, Han, Luke, Ben, Allana, and Saba all at once. [22:30] :-P [22:30] This entire chain of SPOILER events just makes Jacen even more of a loser. [22:30] I think Artoo was along for that too. [22:30] I hear that Jaina's going to SPOILER with SPOILER in Revelation. [22:30] Kyle's pretty active for an old man. [22:30] He does a lot of SPOILERING. [22:31] Keeps you in shape. [22:31] Kyle will never, ever stop SPOILERING. [22:31] The4dotelipsis: Well, after Jag gave her the idea to SPOILER with SPOILER, she decided it was good. [22:31] And that was after Jag SPOILERRRRRRRED ALEMA [22:31] *Alema. [22:31] Trust me, Alema's been SPOILERED many times. [22:32] Pretty much everyone she comes across SPOILERS her. [22:32] Doesn't Jag SPOILER Jaina also the third time? -- Wookiee' QDB (alema artoo ben han irc jacen jagged jaina kyle leia luke spoilers) % Ataru> You got a problem with elderly Wookiee masturbation? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wol_Cabasshite Seriously. They got a name with "Ass" *AND* "Shit" in it. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wts) % Random amusing talk page quote: Fine. I'll be the mature one and end this debate. —Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) 14:45, 12 May 2007 (UTC) (This was not the end of the debate.) My favourite Jack thing is how he ALWAYS has to say something, even when he's got nothing to say. I don't know. - Grand Admiral J. Nebulax (Imperial Holovision) 11:38 25 May 1977 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Oh jeez, NO. Just what we need. More black Stormtroopers http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=http://www.rebelscum.com/toys2007/TFUstormtroopers.jpg What is this, armor affirmative action? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stormtrooper) % "With a name like Shadowspawn, our boy will surely grow up to be an investment banker or doctor!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I might go play some Assassin's Creed. =-= The4dotelipsis is now known as TheAssDot ... Well, that's not going to work. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [03:50] Tempting to go onto his talk page and make one wicket confession. [03:50] *wicked :-p [03:50] Are you sure that's what you meant? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wicket) % [03:47] FU should have let you play as Lumiya. [03:47] And you have to act like a Rebel, walk like a Rebel, ect, ect. [03:48] OK... [03:48] And it ends with her in a bacta tank? Or at least somewhere in there there's a bacta tank involved? [03:48] Yes. [03:48] The sequel lets you play as "Dark Lady" Lumiya. [03:48] FU2? [03:48] And you can dress up in fancy outfits on Saijo. [03:48] Exactly. [03:49] Now you're catching on! [03:51] Luke: Where do you want to go on a date? [03:51] a) The Carida Academy! [03:51] b) The Imperial Palace! [03:51] c) Bast Castle, abode of my dark master! [03:51] d) Uh, somewhere very Rebellish! Nothing Imperial for me, that's for sure! [03:53] Luke: Hello, Shira. [03:53] a) Hello Luke. [03:53] b) Go away. [03:53] c) You are Rebel scum, and I intend to slaughter you. [03:53] d) I had rampant sex with Plif in the cupboard last night. [03:54] Like rabbits! -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc lumiya plif) % <-- Ozzel has left this server ("[citation needed]"). -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:57] I just got en envelope from StarWars.com. The hell? [21:57] *an [21:57] Hyperspace kit? [21:57] Looks like it. [21:57] It's a bomb from Leland Chee. [21:57] * Graestan got his Hyperspace kit, but hasn't looked at its contents yet [21:57] If it's like the last ones, it will be mostly ads. [21:57] It is. [21:58] No, wait... [21:58] Bomb. [21:58] Buy a statue, by a shirt, buy some LEGOs. [21:58] |<-- The4dotelipsis has left irc.freenode.net [21:58] Dang, that sucks. [21:58] Argh! Where the feck is it? [21:58] Should've bought a bomb-sniffing dog. [21:58] lol [21:59] -->| The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia [21:59] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o The4dotelipsis by Nuku-Nuku [21:59] That pesky Leland. [21:59] Always trying to kill me. [21:59] Where are your eyebrows, Fourdot? [21:59] Islamabad, I suspect. [21:59] "He looks sleek... like a seal." [21:59] lol [22:00] My eyebrows are mostly transparent anyway. -- Wookiee' QDB (chee hyperspace irc) % [22:48] Then you're screwed - until the old Hobbes times out. [22:48] |<-- Hobbes|Hereish has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Seriously, the cloned cyborg Nautolans infesting an asteroid near Ord Mantell could be an FA with no effort. And it would make people stop and go "what the fuck is Sony smoking?" -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [b]Luke:[/b] "Uncle Owen, who was my father?" [b]Owen:[/b] "My step-brother, uh, Deak Skywalker. Yeah, Deak. He was, uh, a navigator on a space freighter." [b]Luke:[/b] "Aw, I wish ANAKIN SKYWALKER was my dad. He was a badass." [b]Owen:[/b] "Actually he was a whiny little sh- uh, I mean, yes, yes he was." - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin luke tfn) % Have fun sorting out the Sarlacc mania. In, out, in, out in a variety of ways at once. :| Sounds hot. -- Wookiee' QDB (boba fett irc sexuality) % [14:09] -->| Ozzel has joined #wookieepedia [14:09] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Ozzel by Nuku-Nuku [14:10] Hoe! Do you do vertical lines? [14:10] Heh. [14:10] Yes I do, Mr Pimp, sir [14:10] That one just cracked me up. [14:10] did you just call me a hoe?! ;P [14:10] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Hoe_do_you_do_vertical_lines%3F [14:10] no, that was directed at me [14:10] Yes, it was. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:37] So, how many of the Edwards pieces are any good? [23:37] <@LordHydronium> Can probably count 'em on one hand. [23:37] Bastila and Revan is all I can think of. [23:37] Good is a relative term. [23:38] True. [23:38] "Better than a lot of EU reference" =/= Good [23:38] <@LordHydronium> I didn't think the Corran one was bad, though 4dot disagrees. [23:38] Corran? [23:39] The Kyp one is fucking terrible. [23:39] <@LordHydronium> Luke/Lumiya is all right, Luke's crotchtastic pose aside. [23:39] <@LordHydronium> Grae: p. 98. [23:40] <@Darth_Culator> They're "good" compared to, for example, slamming your hand in a car door. While stepping in dog poo. And getting fired from your job by cell phone. All at the same time. Compared to this example, Tommy Lee Edwards art is good. [23:40] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Jedi_Master_Kyp_Durron.jpg [23:40] * Graestan is holding off getting it so it will come with Christmas, but looks at it at the bookstore twice a week until then [23:40] Why are we even using this? [23:40] <@The4dotelipsis> Older Kyp. We don't see much of him. [23:40] AH! [23:40] Picasso Liam Neeson [23:40] Oh... [23:40] Now I et it. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc) % This book will wrap up the subplots and set the characters off in new directions. What those directions are have yet to be revealed. -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf wookieepedia) % [07:49] -->| vortical (i=d1b7b7ac@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-8d6569507290426b) has joined #wookieepedia [07:50] nyone here? [07:50] Hello vortical [07:51] hi [07:51] if there are any admins around I have some questions about notability [07:51] I'm a former admin, if that counts :P [07:52] I think it does. [07:52] I think Gonk is here too. [07:52] is it a question not covered by this page? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Notability_of_fan_projects [07:52] I think so [07:53] In the case of a mod, what would it have to acheive to be considered notable? [07:53] well for one, it has to have been released [07:53] we do not accept pages for mods which are in development [07:54] check [07:54] unless they meet a whole heap of other criteria [07:54] eg. the Gizka restoration one is highly notable in fandom [07:55] * Gonk|Away smacks Jedimca0 [07:55] and, provided it exists, it has to have had a large download count...I believe we generally go around the 10,000's, though I could be wrong [07:55] how would you determine that? [07:55] it also has to have been well-made [07:55] with a download count :P [07:55] lol [07:55] most websites offer it [07:56] And it can't be for "Yoda Stories." God we're sick of those. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:54] Misogynist. [10:54] It means "one who despises women". [10:55] Oh... a married man, then. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:19] What the fuck? [11:19] "Sure, the character is called a female, but that doesn't make her female!" [11:19] o_O [11:19] What? [11:19] That's wonderful logic. [11:20] Damned idiot, every damn one of them. -- Wookiee' QDB (exile gender irc) % [quote]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/9/9a/Last_of_the_Jedi_8.jpg/310px-Last_of_the_Jedi_8.jpg Forgive me for asking, but who is that on the cover??[/quote] That's Ferus Olin, Beskargirl. The first homosexual to carry a Star Wars book series. --QuentinGeorge -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [quote]Yes, there are women who embrace IWOD. There were also women who were against their own right to vote in the early 20th century.[/quote] Dear... God... --RebelGrrl and YodaKenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (ik jaina tfn) % http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:B-2_leading_Valiant_Shield.jpg <--Eat your heart out, Galactic Empire. -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc) % http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11 They're very good at hiding it. It's like horses. A sheath. *** Phoenix-wiki [n=Phoenix_@Wikipedia/Phoenix-15] has joined #wookieepedia I dunno, horse cocks don't retract that far. Whales' do though. Though I'm not really sure how big those are... 10 feet Great time to join the conversation, Phoenix. -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc sexuality) % Gaaahhh! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4f/Devaronian_sote.jpg Holy crap! And the look on Leia's face... Not what I'd expect. On the other hand, *exactly* what I'd expect. lol Like, "There's a time and a place for that, and it's not here and now... But call me." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia sexuality) % What's the opinion on embryonic stem cells here? :P They're delicious. Especially with a mango chutney. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc politics) % We need a "This User has Rollback, Bitch!" userbox lol With a middle finger. What's the text version of a middle finger? ,,|, mIm Bah. wouldn't it be mIn ? --I- unless you have an extra finger Shut up, so I have six fingers on each hand. Jesus. You killed my father, prepare to die! whoa that's awesome. I wish I had six fingers. Jesus H. Christ! The last one is even more useless than a pinky. I hav a friend with 6 toes on each foot. Is he one of the versions of Action Figure Yoda? lol What the hell is the canonical version of Yoda's goddamned feet? Hell? Wrapped up. Chinese style. Nice and pointy. Like flippers. He has quantum feet. The number of toes is affected by observation. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rollback yoda) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Force <--lame [[Force (Star Wars)]]? It's Wikipedia. Duh Wikipedia + Star Wars = teh sux. Good grief. -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc wikipedia) % I have here the textbook definition of MISSING THE POINT: http://blogs.starwars.com/smugglerjediblog/12/comments\ lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:19] MySpace crashes my brain, so Firefox becomes irrelevant. [11:19] What he said. [11:20] Indeed. [11:20] Meh; it can be useful. [11:20] For torturing terrorists, yes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [07:12] I gotta give credit to DEII on one thing: at least it played with DE's balls. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [07:08] My TIE Fighter coverage on Anakin, by contrast, is large, bountiful, and ballsy. [07:09] Seriously, Vader as a tactician? Badass. [07:09] Before Zahn and Stover began the decades long castration of Darth Vader. [07:09] *Stackpole [07:09] Not Stover. [07:09] Yeah, I was gonna say... [07:10] "Vader was a big old meanie. It was really Thrawn who was the clever puss." [07:10] Bah! Says I. [07:11] "I have studied Tattoonian art, Lord Vader, and I have to say, you must be some kind of a damned fool. Watch, as I tactically outmaneuver you in this game of Risk." [07:11] *Snap-hiss* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc thrawn vader) % Why do we need an upside-down McDonalds logo anyway? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % Graestan>>you gonna submit a WtS this round? and/or Jedimca0. Doubtful. Nope :( I missed all the good ones, now I have extras that look like other extras but are actually even less important than the other extras. Yeah. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wts) % [17:19] 4dot! your time is now! [17:19] For what? [17:19] you have to add your mark to the main page [17:19] Ugh... [17:19] I have to urinate? [17:20] you can do that too if you like -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % [19:42] Monopoly rules. [19:42] Yes it does [19:42] Well, first you have to roll the dice. [19:42] And you can either buy property, or not. [19:42] You have to go to jail if the blue man says so. [19:42] Also, there are cards which do stuff. [19:43] Does that answer your question, NOWIS? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "A Jedi lightsaber!" - No, a fucking Pakistani one. Sheesh. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi lightsaber) % I imagine Sintas is one of the few people to get to see him unarmored. Let's hope so. Frankly, that's the LAST place I'd want a hole in my armor, so I'm going to guess there's not one there. -- Wookiee' QDB (boba fett irc sexuality) % [13:05] how do you get rid of distortions on pics using Photoshop? Anyone know? [13:06] by having skills at photoshop [13:06] heh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I should put Spirit Anakin on the tree, he'd blend right in *chortle* But wouldn't he all be like, "I'm not the decoration I should be! I WANT MORE! And I know I shouldn't..." lol and then he'd probably massacre all the other decorations and force choke the fairy And say something retarded like, "From my point of view the reindeer are evil!" that kind of thing lmfao -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc) % Bah! There are totally whores in Star Wars. http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Prostitute&direction=next&oldid=1452417 Prostitutes were one of the first things to be introduced in the Expanded Universe. The girl in Marvel has internal dialogue that says "Nothing. Not one lonely, even marginally affluent gentleman has passed this way all night. I'm hungry. I'm cold, and my feet are killing me in these stupid shoes. It's all the fault of those lousy off-world pirates. Ever since they moved into the commercial district...honest men won't. And they brought their own women with them. So no one's... ...replacing my lost customers." You'd be hard pressed to explain that away as just friendly banter. She could be selling, umm . . . lol . . . backrubs! She's a masseuse! Rodian breadfruit? There we go! That too! On a streetcorner? Maybe she lost her store because of those pirates. Honest men wouldn't go to a masseuse parlor? Or correction: A street corner where they're going to somehow get a massage? Men pay her to play Boggle with them. Wait, *Marvel* had hookers? That is all that shall be said on the matter. :| Okay, okay, it was a stretch to begin with. :-p Hooker POVs, no less? Hydro: Yeah. They introduced Shira. Har har. :P Well, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Amaiza_Foxtrain How can no one have said anything about such an encounter? The prostitute wasn't even important to the story. Although if scantly clad = hooker in this franchise, it'd be the dirtiest goddamn universe in history. Seriously, though, Shira was scum. She sexed up Plif. SEXED UP. Did she even talk to Plif? Dunno. But he thought she was attractive. That means rampant sex. RAMPANT SEX! Those were Hoojibs, not Zeltrons, 4dot. Yes, Shira really only infiltrated the Rebellion to have rampant sex with telepathic pink bunnies. All those years of making it to the top of her classes, being selected by Vader, it was all part of her master plan to be sexually assaulted by a ferret that eats energy. My penis just shrivelled. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lumiya marvel plif sexuality) % From Wikipedia's current FA: "WIKIPEDIA SUX BALLZZZZZ!!!1!!!1111" Go go vandal rangers! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % Well, if we're allowed to MAKE UP our first KOTOR experiences . . . I was given my copy by a gorilla! Who was hooked on meth! He taught me to play it in an SR-71! I beat it in 12 minutes! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % [10:49] So, about that Bea Arthur... [10:50] Bea Prepared. [10:50] If I were her, I'd totally make a movie called that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I gotta say, I can see how the Empire makes a comeback. Apparently every other Navy in existence gets ruined utterly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy lotf) % Gah. Knowledge Bank is full of dumbasses. I set everyone straight, but the blind persist in leading each other. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc stormtrooper) % [06:36] Speaking of which, you'll never guess what movie I saw last night. [06:37] Nowis: That one with the guy. [06:38] He wears that shirt and does those things. [06:38] And the other guy, who did other things. [06:38] I can think of at least one movie I've seen where that would not be an accurate description. [06:38] No, that was a girl. [06:38] No shirt? [06:38] yep [06:38] lol [06:38] I see. [06:39] It wasn't porn, if that's what you're thinking. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:17] * LO|Food wants an Essential Guide written by KJA and illustrated exclusively by TLE. [19:18] * Jedi_Goodwood bitch-slaps LO|Food. [19:18] Culator|Away: The Essential Guide to Crap? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kja tle) % 4,000 years from rubble to ecumenopolis is pretty impressive. Actually, no one ever calls it an ecumenopolis afterwards, do they? no one calls anything a ecumenopolis ever lol lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % .... it has been said that .... is how the Star Wars opening crawls are SUPPOSED to end I see. 3 dot elipsis and a period, eh? full stop. I refuse to acknowledge such a hideous concept. Do you? Or does it refuse to acknowledge you? conundrum! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Leland doesn't have a holocron. He just hands out Steve Sansweet's "The Action Figure Archive" to authors and insists that "it's the best he can do." -- Wookiee' QDB (chee holocron) % [13:40] I'm Sikon. [13:41] No. I'm Sikon [13:42] Nah... forget it. Russia is too cold for me. I am not Sikon any more. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * The4dotelipsis has changed the topic to: Thingie of the day: Rule of Two? More like...Rule of Poo! -- Wookiee' QDB (bane irc) % [13:48] I'm doing a pretty thorough review, but there are a lot of niggling prose issues. [13:50] Damn nigglers. [13:50] Yes. [13:50] * Gonk|Work typed that very carefully. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Culator|Work> Putin as a cheerleader. Interesting concept. And don't miss his one-man show... LOL ...Putin on the Ritz That's . . . *horrible.* rofl. "Give me a P! OR ELSE." :D -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % This is why we don't let Japan have nice things. http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2007/12/idolmaster_ace_combat.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % hey, takes all kinds, right? except commies -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nowis: You've managed to turn this from some bizarre porno into a dadaist work of art. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % SillyDan> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chiss_heavy_fighter and http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vagaari_fighter are illustrated with the same type of fighter There goes the Unknown Regions. I hate when that happens.... So do the Chiss and Vagaari. -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss irc) % [18:10] that dude was the Vader of the Wookiee [18:10] That sentence makes no sense out-of-context. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # 03:17, 16 December 2007 Imperialles (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "The People vs. George Lucas" (Imp vs. Article) -- Wookiee' QDB (lucas wookieepedia) % [13:09] i vote harrison ford, both categories [13:09] You vote Harrison Ford for MISS Star Wars?! [13:09] yes [13:10] he's just that awesome -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % oh, howdy GOP-Commando...don't tell me, the Republicans have started recruiting for their Stormtrooper Corps. not so far's I know Oh good. Because the Rebel Alliance hasn't gotten 'round to it yet either. =-= GOP-Commando is now known as Glaug-Eldare hey you want some crab chips? Cow chips, you say? No thanks. -- Wookiee' QDB () % [04:31] Why didn't Luke set up the Jedi Praxeum on Mimban? [04:31] Not only does it have the same types of buildings (stone temples and the like), but it's also got the Temple of Pomojema, and thus the Kaiburr's powers actually working. [04:32] All those elder gods really put a cramp in Jedi training. [04:32] I mean, you're teaching some youngling to use a lightsaber, and suddenly some cultist jumps out and is all "Pomojema ftaghn!" [04:33] o_O [04:34] And don't even get me started on what happens when that which is not dead eternal lies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kaiburr) % [05:10] Heh, Kaliburr would make a weird Sith name... [05:11] Darth Kaliburr. [05:11] Especially if he's a former Sith. [05:11] Ex-Kaliburr. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kaiburr sith) % Glaug-Eldare> i tried to play vice city once but it wouldn't let me go anywhere without stealing something or killing somebody That's pretty much how it works. ? you mean I *have* to?! LOL! Although, I suppose if you're careful you can avoide carjacking people. Just take parked cars. how dreadful -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % # (diff) (hist) . . N User:Darthrabant‎; 21:11 . . (+62) . . Darthrabant (Talk | contribs | block) (New page: Hello, my name is DarthRabant I am a user on Wookieepedia.) -- Wookiee' QDB (ric wookieepedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/At-hc What's that? fanon? Sure. O_O 23:08 (cur; last) . . Imperialles (Talk | contribs) (deleted "At-hc": According to Jedimca0, this is fanon.) XD Heh heh heh An AT walker? "For the greater glory of the Empire...DESTROY EVERYTHING!" A typical Imperial briefing. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:08] * Jedi_Goodwood is going to put "edited shit" in all his edit summaries from now on. [19:08] But then you would upset Roger Roger. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:17] Goodwood and SillyDan had a baby? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % When you first find Kreia in the medbay. I clicked on her, my character ran over, then just kept running. Ended up outside the map. Everything before me going to Korriban ran nicely. There's all kinds of fun stuff off the map. Yeah, there's a few Sith eating dead Twi'lek babies behind the first sealed blast door (not the one you take to the mining tunnels). If you unlock the unclickable doors with a mod, there's a huge unused segment in the Trayus academy. Containing yet more Sith eating babies. Note: babies that eat Sith, not Sith that eat babies. Forgot the dash. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sith) % [01:15] <@Havac> Man, Mirax is hot in TPA. [01:15] <@Jello> She sleeps with a man who sleeps with otters! [01:16] <@Jello> therefore, Hav, you like otters by transitive property! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:59] Blood sausage is the work of Santa. [12:59] Guh, Satan. [13:00] Same thing. [13:00] I liked it better as Santa. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Actually, "Jean-Luc Picard" is an anagram of "Bane Malar" in Malar's native language. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc picard) % RE: For the Notes to the Old Republic column in the KOTOR comics [quote]Does no one write letters any more? You know - pen and paper? Envelope and postage stamp?[/quote] Stop making up words, grandpa. - Nesis Vod -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse kotor) % [20:17] --> HardcoreHak has joined this channel. [20:17] Hello room [20:17] Hi [20:17] <-- HardcoreHak has left this server (Remote closed the connection). [20:18] Bye. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Graestan> (Block log); 11:21 . . Graestan (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked Lynden" with an expiry time of 2 hours anononly,nocreate: Hogging the good computer) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:45] I need a catchphrase. Something original but obviously derivative. [12:45] Like "Kiss off, slappy!" [12:46] or "Suck my narrow sphincter!" (but not so graphic) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Karohalva> May a thousand twi'lek females ban you from their presence, Havac! Dude, they have head-tails. I don't want their presence. May Revan become female just to spite you! So long as she stays with Bastila . . . May five score Hutts fall upon your head! Ooh, now that would be rough. Okay, I'm happy now. * Karohalva does a little dance. -- Wookiee' QDB (hutt irc twilek) % I hear Mara has been haunting Jacen. Teaching him the true meaning of Life Day, no doubt. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen mara) % We should give Wookieepedia a kick in the gonads. *Wikipedia. Dangit. That sounded really wrong. Heretic! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % I'm going to [citation needed] that article's ass. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:37] Question: Is there a way to give someone remote access to a Linux box over the internet without compromising operational security? [20:38] SSH. [20:40] yes, be quiet Culator [20:40] he'll tell you how to do it if you ssh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % LO|Hereish> I wonder what it would be like to throw up while laughing Only one way to find out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Still puzzling over how you could use the word "pootang" seriously within a story... "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Oh, but seriously that place is just flowing with poontang. Dammit I need a drink." -- Cull_Tremayne -- Wookiee' QDB (obi-wan sexuality tfn) % [23:40] What exactly should I think about the fact that the "kotor" and "sexuality" tags of the QDB are the same size? [23:41] And breasts, canon, fanon, jacen, and legacy are all the same too. [23:42] Well, pretty much every sex conversation gets QDB'd. [23:42] Add more quotes about boobies, obviously. [23:42] I like the ones with blue feet. [23:42] lol [23:42] Though they're dreadfully stupid birds. [23:43] They'll go after fishing trawls and get hooked. [23:43] Like, a literal hook. In the beak. [23:43] This is, I believe, why they call them "boobies". [23:43] Say hello to sex-oriented QDB... [23:43] Is this similar to the idea of calling a televesion a "boob tube" [23:43] * Ataru never got that one. [23:43] Nobody wants to be a boobie hooker. [23:43] Prob'ly. [23:44] It's a tube boobs watch? [23:44] Or a tube that makes you boobish. [23:44] If I type in boob tube i google, will I find a site by that name? [23:44] Only one way to find out. [23:44] *in [23:45] Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" too. [23:45] boob-tube.blogspot.com [23:45] Close enough -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % [23:46] * Ataru is working on Lando at the moment. [23:46] Heya Ataru [23:46] :P [23:46] * Graestan is wearing his Lando shirt [23:46] * Ataru doesn't want to know. [23:47] * JorrelFraajic is doing something completely unrelated to Lando. [23:47] It has a big picture of Lando, that's all. [23:47] That must be one smoooooth shirt, then. [23:47] Indeed [23:47] That would explain why you call it your Lando shirt. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lando) % RE: So, does Karen Traviss REALLY dislike Jedi/write them poorly? This will end well... --GrandAdmiralJello -- Wookiee' QDB (jedi tfn traviss) % > (Deletion log); 23:25 . . Greyman (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Mission to Tatooine (Jedi Civil War)": my brain hurts...yup...yup, there is goes, running out ears) -- Wookiee' QDB (deletion wookieepedia) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/1747 <--4dot pointed out that "stave" is in fact an acceptable word in the singular. So I've since learned. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % Yeah, if Rebelgrrl and friends find the "Breasts" tag, we're doomed like an R5 at a Yuuzhan Vong convention. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc qdb vong) % Time to grab some grub. Night all |<-- JMAS has left freenode ("ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718]") He eats insect larvae? Apparently. They're meater than crickets, you have to admit. *meatier Indeed. Mealworms FTW and not just in tequila. He didn't say he was eating them. Just grabbing them. True. I think that might be worse. -- Wookiee' QDB (food sexuality) % heh, my list of google searches includes "Breasts" and "British Empire last a thousand years" lol Yeah, I was searching for a Churchill quote. Churchill gave a speech about breasts? -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [14:53] --> psychobot has joined this channel (i=rick@misjudging-education.volia.net). [14:54] Help!! Writing permission denied when trying to write to the 2 gigs ipod device using gtkpod!! [14:56] it reads well, but cannot write! [15:07] hfs filesystem ? [15:11] /dev/sdc2 4 61 1863540 b W95 FAT32 [15:11] /dev/sdc2 4 61 1863540 b W95 FAT32 [15:12] sorry for double.. [15:30] well it works when i login under root [15:30] thx anyway [15:30] <-- psychobot has left this channel. ... [16:01] He will learn patience. [16:28] or he'll learn how umask works :\ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Blarg! Monkeys! My customers are monkeys! When did middle schools stop teaching about supply and demand? When the demand dropped. Bah! I demand they start teaching it again! And I get to send people to remedial classes. I demand they start teaching /anything/ again. Actually, I think the chief failure is on the elementary level. I want a stamper with super-ultra-permanent ink that can only be removed by a secret compound that's controlled by the government. That stamper would say "stupid" in big bold letters, and I would get a license to stamp people at will. And they only get the stamp removed after they pass a battery of tests in whatever area I choose. "Why is my bill so high?" Because the last time you paid it was in July. Now give me your hand. GO TAKE A MATH TEST! "Why are you out of DVR boxes?" Because everybody got a new TV on Black Friday. Now give me your hand. GO TAKE AN ECONOMICS TEST! Seriously, this would fix EVERYTHING. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % the database is locked Bah! * Graestan shakes his fist at Angela's specter I'll lock her database -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % [11:24] !markov Japanese [11:24] Japanese are weird. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Sadistic Comment: Ah! Now I'm complete! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Gonk: I can't watch videos on this worthless plastic brick that IT claims is a "computer." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Darth Lol or Darth Laughing-Out-Loud? think Darth Maul meets George Carlin Oi. I can see that. I doubt he'd be very funny though. Rather than bitch about stuff, he'd actually be able to do something about it Too many Darths. Darth Death. !markov Darth Darth Haco, Olsonjr. does that actually exist? Darth Death? I hope not. Me too That's the worst possible name ever well except maybe Darth Dark Darth Mad Make that a segment of Letterman's show: "Stupid Darth Names". DARTH ANGRY! DARTH SMASM! Darth Spasm? Darth Epilepsy -- Wookiee' QDB (darth irc nuku-nuku) % Graestan> Heh http://www.the-human-fund.org/ Legit. Money for people! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [01:39] It's hard to fuck with holograms. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [11:25] http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Burl_ives.jpg <-- NSFW [11:25] Click it. [11:25] Go on. [11:25] You know you want to. -- Wookiee' QDB (burl irc) % [b]Robimus[/b]: It's how Katarn was wounded that bugs me. There should be no way a warrior of Jacen's level would have missed every important organ in landing that style of blow. But then Jacen hasn't been competent since Lumiya got what was coming to her. [b]Master_Starwalker[/b]:All of Kyle's important organs are located in his beard and shoulder pad. -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen kyle lotf tfn) % [13:22] this sucks [13:23] you're still an idiot, even after buying the pills? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [16:40] TOR b0rkened fi.starwars' CSS :( [16:40] Well, be honest, how many people are going to notice? [16:41] I mean, I'm sure all three Finnish Star Wars fans are upset, but that's not a big deal in the grand scheme. [16:41] hey, I'm sure there's more :P [16:41] five...six...maybe -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % [08:42] =-= Troyb is now known as GoatOfPast [08:42] I am the goat of christmas past! [08:42] what do you have to say now? [08:43] Culator|Work: don't you miss when we could kick people for stupidity? [08:43] =-= GoatOfPast is now known as Troyb [08:43] say no [08:44] Hmm. [08:44] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o Jaymach|Work by ChanServ [08:44] Mery Christmas. [08:44] <--| Troyb has left #wookieepedia (requested by Jaymach|Work) [08:45] =-= Mode #wookieepedia -o Jaymach|Work by Culator|Work [08:45] :-D [08:45] I'm filled with the warmth of the season. [08:45] as am I [08:45] "And little Tiny Troyb, who DID die..." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % There is already a Star Wars community on Wikia, which happens to be Wikia's largest wiki. It is also called Wookieepedia and your requested wiki's name may be inappropriate. - Ryan -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb wikia wookieepedia) % ROFL http://requests.wikia.com/wiki/Wookiepedia FAIL FAIL FAIL ...Manticore, is that guy for real? =-= Gonk|Work has changed the topic to “Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki. · (NOT to be confused with its esteemed colleague, Wookiepedia) · http://starwars.wikia.com · Site status: Still 1.10. · Please respect the IRC rules. · Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org” lol XD Gonk|Work: ask him :P Is it some sort of misspelling bonanza? It has to be a joke. How do you find your way to Wikia Requests and NOT KNOW there's a Star Wars Wiki? "I am the main creator and only one of this wiki." Gonk|Work: who said that? Manticore: the Wookiepedia requester. I say, approve it XD But with the stipulation that he has to be the "only one of" that wiki. The one-man bizarro universe version of Wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:05] * Graestan misses the good old days of Jack Phoenix raring and no one else. ... [21:06] * Culator|Work rars all the time. And zips, for people who don't have WinRAR. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:04] Cabals all know (nothing) about each (nonexistent) other. Our (nonexistent) cabal (TINC) is(n't) naturally (un)aware of the (nonexistent) Skype Cabal. -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc) % -->| Olsonman (n=bdb1a5e1@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-65d06e72a3474cd8) has joined #wookieepedia BLARG! Hi, Long time since I been here >:( |<-- Olsonman has left freenode (Remote closed the connection) lol Wow, one glare Graestan is also known as "Crazy Eyes" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:01] why... WHY must video games be canon... [12:02] because TIE Fighter was awesome :P [12:02] it set a precedent [12:02] Yes, but... [12:02] * Gonk|Work whimpers helplessly [12:02] what kinda freaking stupid crap is this? [12:02] okay...so [12:02] in order to draw the Emperor's attentio away from Endor, Renegade Squadron attacks Sullust [12:03] now correct me if I'm wrong here [12:03] * Gonk|Work thinks he knows where this is going [12:03] the ENTIRE ALLIANCE FLEET had gathered in the Sullust system [12:03] and they wanted to draw ATTENTION to Sullust? [12:04] Ummm... it's the other Sullust. [12:04] * Gonk|Work is the MASTER of RETCONS ;) [12:04] oh of course...and the OTHER TIE Defender too? :P [12:05] lol [12:05] Yeah, the R-22 Defenderhead. [12:05] "There's too many of them!" - Gray Squadron pilot, referring to planets named Sullust -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc) % Graestan> Hiya sannse hihi how's stuff? stuff is things this is true mmm... stuffing -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % !markov Tnu Tnu on the "Conception" and "Production" sections? NOOO! Oh, wait, I thought it said Reproduction -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [08:41] You know, semicolons are like semiautomatic weapons. [08:41] If you don't know how to use them, you probably shouldn't try. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % damnit, I've got writer's block now someone finish the fanon article for me :P "His ultimate fate remains a mystery." There. her :P No, no! That's the surprise ending. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc) % SG1, can you take down the Xmas decorations from the Darthipedia mainpage? Oh, crap. I forgot to take them down. Sure thing. NO! The Christmas lights don't come down until July! -- Wookiee' QDB (darthipedia irc) % didn't I tell you I had a Back to the Future wiki? !!!! GREAT SCOTT!!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % [15:55] Headline of the day: [15:55] SEASON OF ILL WILL [15:56] Priests brawl in Bethlehem [15:56] Tempers run high at Jesus' birthplace as Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attack each other with brooms [15:57] LOL [15:57] Is this from The Onion? [15:57] No, CNN.com [15:58] http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/12/27/clashing.clergy.ap/index.html [15:58] That would make a great reality TV show... for sweeps week. [15:59] "Dueling Priests"? [15:59] With brooms. [15:59] See, 'cause, they sweep... [15:59] ...never mind. [15:59] the Englihs teacher tried to make a funny [15:59] hahahah [15:59] karma [15:59] lol [15:59] *English [15:59] :) [16:00] fucking karma -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % WTF? "Socorro (most likely)" You'd better fix that, Ataru. THE BLACK PEOPLE PLANET Nubia? LOL! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lando) % * Graestan 's sister was telling revisionist histories at Christmas dinner.... "I hit Joey with my baby-doll with the solid plastic head (here begins the lie) because he and Matt were ganging up on me and hitting me..." Truth: She hitme with Baby Rock-Head because I put my food in the microwave first. :O Shame! Heh. Wow. Put her in the microwave next time. So, at Christmas, your family talks about when you belted each other as kids? o_O Mine too! :D The4dotelipsis: Sometimes the fools are the wiser ones! Cooked hew-man Yes, "Baby Rock-Head" was a doozy, to be sure. She swung that thing like a mace! lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Now talking on #EU End the scourge of Pokemon tentacle rape anime. -- Wookiee' QDB (anime irc non-sw) % * Gonk|Work starts Jesuspedia hang on. LOL http://jesus.wikia.com lol WHat the It's an abandoned wiki. Hehe. Is it really? Aw. * Gonk|Work chuckles evilly Dang heathen Wikians. WE HAVE FORSAKEN THEE, O LORD! * Jedi_Goodwood warms up his thunk tank... * Gonk|Work goes from chuckling evilly to guffawing evilly *Gonk|Work now screams with insane, diabolical laughter -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % [09:40] Jaymach > How does she survive Order 66? [09:40] Probably because he doesn't procrastinate as much as I do. :) [09:40] Grey-man > Are you kidding? EVERYone survived Order 66. [09:40] ... [09:41] They only killed 66 Jedi. That's why they called it that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nine Underscore Nine. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % There should be a twist to Darth Nihilus' character...a fuck-big one. Perhaps. Like, there is no Darth Nihilus. He's just a cardboard cutout, and he's got an inbuilt super-powerful vacuum cleaner. Nice. :P You Know It Makes Sense. How does he emit sounds? Built-in speaker? And his speech is just a dude in the back messing with the ON/OFF switch? Yah. No, someone stepped on the speaker before it was installed. It's actually just a recording of an old MandalMotors ad. "For quality genocide, choose Basilisk War Droids!" "Osik, ver nod, and all that crap. Yeah, they're good. Next question" - Mandalore the Supple. "There's nothing like having several tons of beskar between your legs in the cold vacuum of space" - Asik Tweedleberry You can't really see it with the hood... but Visas is actually wearing earplugs. She just goes "Uhuh... yes. I will comply master" any time she sees him move his head around. "Power steering, air-con, twelve beverage holders (and an optional nitric acid dispenser for those lonely deep space journeys) a hyperdrive for the suicidal, and fifty billion popguns just to make it look more spectacular" "If you choose the MandalMotors Basilisk War Droid, you can forget about raping victims of sacked cities. Because, brother, will there be consent." Clan Ordo had been fucked over by MandalMotors in the past, y'see. Which is why Canderous was so happy to hack apart the cut-out with his mighty blade. My theories are foolproof, damnit. "We Mandalorians were royally screwed by our own production company. But then, they had large ships, and a cadre of Jedi. We just had a few loincloths and a plastic spoon to each pair of men." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian nihilus) % RE: Lesser known silly moments in the EU I thought this thread was about lesser known silly moments. But if we want to nominate more well known ones... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/b/b0/Krayt5.jpg/419px-Krayt5.jpg - The_Four_Dot_Elipsis -- Wookiee' QDB (krayt tfn) % LtNOWIS> Fact: Robots may in fact fight pirates in the future. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:32] The largest animal I'm likely to need to shoot is a human. [11:33] In that case. you'd be better off with plain old vanila 5.56mm NATO. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Too much memory is being devoted elsewhere. Your huge collection of porn? ;) You know I don't have a single hormone in my body. LOL! He's a robot! So it's all tentacle rape hentai then. You just figured that out? -- Wookiee' QDB (anime irc) % My Christmas was pretty lame. Yeah? A shame. Mine was good, except for the part where I contracted this horrible flu or whatever it is. Ebola. LtNOWIS> Ebola is fun. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Heh, I've heard some funny stories about Iraq bestiality. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % In other news, George Washington is a badass: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Destroyer -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % COUGH DROPS TASTE LIKE ASS! PFEH! Ugh indeed. O RLY :? :P Only a few certain brands. I didn't know Halls had that flavor ;) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % QDB is down. Yes it is. Time to stop being funny then -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Virtues_of_King_Han_Solo <--lol Oh yeah, that's funny. The whole book is filled with these kinky lines, that not among them, but still... Luke heals Teneniel Djo by, basically, massaging her tits. lol I've got to read that book from my experience, a woman -does- always feel better when you massage her tits only when you do it properly though http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Cilghal_egtf.jpg <--like that (but as a woman)? Why in the world do fish have tits? so that their man doesn't leave them for someone who does I was going to go with "so they can tittyfuck their man" but I prefer the answer I gave -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts han irc jedi luke) % save your Confederate money boys, the Souths gonna rise again :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Also, this is the second time that Zayne's been rescued from certain death at the hands of the Jedi Masters (in the same place, no less), by his love interest wielding a borrowed lightsaber. He ought to go looking for more of them; they're coming in mighty useful... -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn zayne) % TIE Fighter remains the only game to make me WEEP I really need to play it someday. TIE Fighter voids every religion, other than the one that worships it. If such a religion exists. Nowis, you've never played TIE? Before my time You do realize that if you die without having played TIE, you go to Hell, right? * Muuuurgh is probably going to Hell, too. Wrong. If you exist without having played TIE, you are living in Hell right now. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc religion tie) % Jaymach has a PhD in Semantics. The battle is already lost. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:38] -->| Sly_Assassin (n=Racktor@124-197-24-32.callplus.net.nz) has joined #wookieepedia [12:39] I prefer blatantly obvious assassins. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:I%27llNeverTell.jpg She's really more "soap-opera anguished" than terrified. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia vader) % http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Wookiee-nookie.JPG What is Darthipedia coming to? Uhh... Exactly. O_O Wait.... That's on Darthipedia?!? Who uploaded that? ah... nevermind..... Restrict your elipsi, sir! sorry... that ok? -- Wookiee' QDB (darthipedia irc sexuality wookiee) % Well I do have seventeen GAs. That's like having seventeen five-hundred-dollar cars. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa ga irc) % Ozzel throws a smoke bomb. |<-- Ozzel has left freenode ("POOF!") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Well, you can make an argument for diseases being more era-specific than other organisms. I did. In my head. I lost. Grae, you just opened up a whole other can of paradox. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % That's what really defines the posters on this board. (Myself included.) We hate specific authors, but we buy their works anyway. That way, we can: A) Complain coherently B) Confirm previously held opinions that such and such author generally writes likes an eight-year old. C) So we can read the next thrilling installment of good-guy vs bad-guy. (Or girl, there are girls) Meanwhile, LFL doesn't care, because I gave them money. And Del Rey is their pusher. -- Wookiee' QDB (book delrey tfn) % These Snorg tees ads are messing with my head. I have the same problem. Well, *had* the problem. I use CSS code that removes ads. Heh; AdBlock Plus did it for me. But I had to either disable it or stop using Monobook. Secret Wikia plot? I think so. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % You know why Gulianni shouldn't be president? I can't spell his name. :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw politics) % LtNOWIS|Cvi3> "Want a job that will have you literally rolling in the dough? Look no further than California Culinary Academy!" . . . As you can see, I have no meaningful insights beyond things I see on TV. I sure hope the guy who came up with that line is currently looking for a job. I hope he's currently looking frantically for the exit to his coffin. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tv) % [21:52] Hmm. I thought BBC stood for Boisterous British Communists. [21:52] no, that's ITV -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % So the moment an ape stood on two legs and said "I'm self-aware. Wee." the world turned to crap? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % They should put in a Twi'lek/Zeltron orgy. After all, that's what sells games, doesn't it? :| naw Zeltron/hoojib orgy, now... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality twilek zeltron) % Weirdest flag ever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Mozambique.svg :O Guns and hoes! Pimpin! lol What's with the book? Learning. Knowledge. Enlightenment Whatever Oh, it's a book. I thought it was a hat. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % What happens on Mimban, stays on Mimban. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sotme) % I'm having more era tag issues. !wikia Whatever it is, it's Wikia's fault. |<-- sannse has left freenode ("later") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku wikia) % Gonk|Busy wants to see greater use of the old 1800s-style pointing-finger icon. Gonk> Would that go in a {{lookheredumbass}} template? Yes, {{directyourattentioninthedirectioniampointing}} -- Wookiee' QDB (irc policy) % Gonk|Busy has some GMing to do =-= Gonk|Busy is now known as Gonk|Away Manufacturing crappy American cars, Gonk? But of course -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The Force only works 9 to 5. -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc) % [18:06] How about "Glurrg (Gungan)"? [18:06] There's another Glurrg? [18:07] Yep. [18:07] ”'Glurrg”' was the beloved catchphrase of Conan Antonio Motti, used whenever he was being telekinetically asphyxiated. [18:07] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Glurrg [18:07] Yes, indeed. [18:07] lol [18:07] Eh, Gungan Glurrg is fine, AFAIK. [18:07] Glurrg (Gungan) would be equally fine. [18:07] Glurrg should at least be de-capitalized. [18:07] Thanks for the copyedit. [18:07] NP. [18:08] I concur with Goodwood re: the article's title [18:08] okay, moving now. [18:08] I'd say Glurrg and Glurrg (individual) [18:08] Per Graestan. [18:09] Blarg. [18:09] I just moved it to Glurrg (Gungan) [18:09] Blarg (Ataru) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The Confederate flag is crap. But look at the savings! $24 for a 3 x 5 !! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Starwars.com? Only the biggest porn site on the net. *** Jello changed the topic to: Dunc is in a func! Duh. func sounds like a starwars music style although it'd probably be spunc if jizz is anything to go by -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality tos) % What is your Bible? Oxford Annotated Bible * Graestan isn't even Christian I suppose I have it because someone told me it was a Good Book. 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc religion) % What about Ben/Saba? That'd be a dick move, Prenn Horning in on Daddy's territory and all lol Wasn't he frightened by Saba in Dark Nest? Yeah "frightened" They had to get past the slash rules somehow It's code Frightened really means terribly aroused frightened of the new sensations filling in his pubescent body -- Wookiee' QDB (ben irc sexuality skywalker) % do people in star wars have cellphones They have comlinks, QMED Comlinks are basically the same thing. can they play erotic poker on their comlinks Possibly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1cTe9hU04&feature=related That thing is awesome That guy *is* going to die from that, you know. But yeah, I'll buy one. How much? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc youtube) % So, how about that election? !politics. Sure is Democratic, I'd say. !politics. Damnit, work you stupid catbot! Try without the period !politics Real-world politics and/or religion may only be discussed with unanimous consent. If someone doesn't want to talk about them, drop the subject. Fierfek. * Jedi_Goodwood bashes his head in. Ouch. Your gramatical thoroughnes is your weakness. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [14:57] !blamekov [14:57] I blame Jaymach [14:57] well fuck -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [17:51] Cool. I used to dream a lot about [i]being[/i] Star Fox, you know, from the video game. [17:51] lol, lucid fox dreams :P -- Wookiee' QDB (dream irc) % [20:56] Why are Vader and Yoda in a Soul Caliber game? [20:56] *Calibur [20:56] Fighting scantily clad anime girls. [20:57] Easter egg? [20:57] Good question, LO. [20:57] For shits and giggles? [20:58] * Jedi_Goodwood is giggling... [20:58] And how does a metal sword black a lightsaber? [20:58] *block [20:58] It cortosis, silly! [20:58] lol [20:58] 9_9 [20:58] My thoughts exactly. [20:58] Indeed. [20:58] Phriking hell. [20:58] Very punny. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Is something up with wikia? Yes. Lots of things. Something is /always/ up with Wikia. Wikia is like some massive Rube Goldberg device that's always slipping gears or something. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/590 I just went to the QDB and this was on the main page -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Jaymach|Work> The author of "The Eye of Argon", widely classified as the worst story ever written. ah never heard of it personally Read it. Now. http://www.bmsc.washington.edu/people/merritt/books/Eye_of_Argon.html Just read the MST version. ...you should never go into advertising "it's the worst story ever! read it!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I am convinced that much Star Wars fanon is actually produced by Paramount employees trying to make SW fandom as crappy as Star Trek. -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc startrek) % Thank you for giving your child to the Jedi. Have a robe, and here's a nifty tote bag. If you give up two children, you get The Greatest Hits of Arca Jeth DVD boxed set. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % "It is implied that Juhani and Belaya were actually lovers, despite the Jedi Code on love. By Belaya's own admission they had spent many nights alone together under the stars, and stated that the Council was worried over their relationship." So... They were definitely having lesbian sex. no doubt There is not chance they were just looking at the stars? :P Looking at the stars in a hot and sticky sort of way, yes Looking at the stars means rampant sex. RAMPANT SEX! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi kotor sexuality) % [19:15] -->| zabrack (n=45130e10@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-80221063a5ebbf16) has joined #wookieepedia [19:16] Zabrack Obama? [19:16] The audacity of horns. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Are you having sex, Gonk? Yes, and typing at the same tguangh5qa |<-- zary has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) Chat go boom. lol * Gonk|Busy is playing the Scare Zary Out of the Room game You won. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [22:02] Kelsey Grammer's autobiography. I listened to the audiobook of that once -- solely because he narrates it himself -- and it was interesting. [22:02] Ugh. [22:03] Kelsey Grammer needs to spellcheck his damn name. [22:03] Kelsey Grammer = exceedingly smug [22:03] Yes, but still [22:03] lol [22:03] Yes, I'm sure the real Politburo wished their HQ was that cool [22:03] He probably changed it to "Grammer" himself. [22:03] One who grams. [22:03] He sells coke? [22:03] !blamer [22:03] I blame ChanServ [22:03] Well, yes, actually XD [22:03] ooo, bot fight -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % RE: Did Palpatine ignore the Hapes Consortium? Don't we all wish we could? --The2ndQuest -- Wookiee' QDB (hapes irc palpatine) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Memorial_of_deceased_actors%2C_artists%2C_and_authors <--We need to cite that up. And by "we" I mean "not me, if you want it done this year" "we" often seems to mean "someone else" :P I'm notoriously lazy. It's actually a tragedy of Greek proportions. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Wait, than who's doing Luke? (^Lolz that could be interpretted sexually!!) -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc luke sexuality) % Era tags acting up again. Also, the sun rose today. "This is a public service announcement: The immense orange ball seen rising over the eastern horizon early this morning is expected to sink slowly in the west sometime this evening. Scientists are calling it a "phenomonon", and advise citizens to prepare for a reoccurance in the very near future." I almost replied with "NO WAI" but then realized I wasn't retarded -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc wikia) % Gah, why are Japanese people so morally degenerate. I just searched through a couple pages of Sophitia's image search results. because they don't have an upstanding religion like Christianity * Jaymach snickers I encountered no less than 3 distinct fetishes. Plus a cosplay or 2. cosplay is fine so long as they're not obese -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % [quote]What if the Secret Apprentice were blind?[/quote] Than it would be a tragic waste that Juno Eclipse ends up with him instead of a sighted individual. --_Erasmus_ and LtNOWIS -- Wookiee' QDB (fu tfn) % [07:46] http://swg.allakhazam.com/images/schematics/screenShot10890.jpg [07:47] Well, it's finally happened. The universe has folded in on itself. [07:47] * Gonk disappears up his own sphincter. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % "In a nutshell: Mr. Spock could be quite a Sluissi ..." O.o I can make an article on Spock? Spoooooooooooock That's all it says. But if that's enough for an article, go ahead. '''Spock''' was an individual who may very well have been a [[Sluissi]] due to his traits. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % personally i find that approach when properly done cleaner, but it's your code and "when in rome..." Kill Caesar? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [18:29] "large amounts of technology or resources were not required for increasing the number of glurrgs at a settlement"? That is entirely game mechanics. Obviously increasing glurrgs is related more to them getting it on rather than the amount of resources around. -- Wookiee' QDB (gungan irc sexuality) % [18:34] Culator: That picture breaks Star Wars. It really does. [18:35] Yes. [18:35] why? [18:35] Why? It creates a paradox. [18:35] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/A_New_Hope_%28painting%29 [18:35] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/A_New_Hope_%28painting%29 [18:35] Gah. [18:35] It was made to commemorate the thirtieth anniversary of something called Star Wars. [18:35] Does this mean we get to have an IU article on [[Star Wars]]? [18:35] "Something called "Star Wars", which was apparently released in [[29 BBY]]." [18:36] [[Star Wars (In-Universe)]]? [18:36] Wait, wait. [18:36] That's an IU object?? [18:36] Yes. [18:36] WTF. [18:36] Galaxies breaks Star Wars once again. [18:36] ...and you can practically hear the springs snapping in his brain. [18:36] What did you think we were complaining about? Massive Vader masks? Buff Luke? :? [18:36] Beautiful. [18:36] I had no idea. [18:37] * Ataru is mailing a letter bomb to Sony right now. [18:37] It will have the following text on the outside: "Up yours" [18:38] I mean, when they were making Galaxies, did someone at Sony up and say "Damn the canon, full speed ahead!" [18:38] Excuse my French, but the quote is ruined without it. [18:39] I'm calling that painting an easter egg. [18:39] A really huge easter egg. [18:39] That lots of people got. [18:39] That's the only to keep my fanbrain from going. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [11:09] WTS? [11:09] What's the Story? [11:09] What's The Story [11:09] "What's the Story" [11:09] lol [11:09] What they said. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wts) % Maybe that's what's messing with my connection: My router can't repel god-ness of that magnitude. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kyle) % bddebian> So, please tell me about your luck getting stuff sponsored :) LucidFox: try /nick LucidFoxDebian :) perhaps that helps lol it seems to work for bddebian -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % [16:11] "Meanwhile, the PJ are charged with organizing the soiree: eight hundred guests, a large number of suppliers, late delivery, an exacting cook, a [something] decorator, eccentric artists, idiotic servants, discordant music and security to organize..." [16:11] Who insists on eccentric artists, idiotic servants and discordant music for a party? [16:13] French people? [16:15] Indeed. [16:16] And New Republic senators apparently. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % =-= YOU are now known as Azzt|MutantFish =-= Jedi_Goodwood is now known as MutantFisherman XD * MutantFisherman catches another mutant fish... =-= MutantFisherman is now known as Jedi_Goodwood -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Idiots weren't invented yet. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % I like Pokemon but...I thought you were intelligent... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Might as well ask the important question: Do we get to trip AT-ATs in a Snowspeeder? It's not a good game if we don't. --SephyCloneNo15 -- Wookiee' QDB (esb fu tfn) % [22:38] !markov Goodwood is [22:38] Goodwood is Canadian. [22:38] He is? [22:38] lol [22:38] LOL [22:38] No, I'm a human. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % I refuse to use the exclamation point! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:51] Tacos are almost done, Uli. [00:51] yay! [00:51] tacos rule! [00:52] what kind of tacos [00:52] Are you configured for ToIP transmission? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [00:45]-->| Mandoade (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu [00:45] hmm [00:45] |<-- Uli has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC) [00:45] -->| Uli (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu [00:45] why can't I get an apostrophe in my name on here? [00:46] ... [00:46] sorry. we don't speak Mando [00:46] you have to download the mandie language pack [00:46] |<-- Mandoade has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)) later... [00:54] -->| Mando_ade (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu [00:54] so where is this language pack? [00:54] Dude [00:54] seriously [00:55] * Uli is laughing [00:55] * Kobe_Tai is trying (and failing) to keep from laughing [00:55] what's with the la'tar? [00:55] I found it, Mando_ade: [00:55] http://www.supershadow.com/ [00:56] hmm [00:56] * Kobe_Tai breaks down in laughter [00:56] ? [00:56] search around. it's there somewhere [00:56] oh no she didn't [00:56] Dude [00:56] coffee, you are my heroine [00:56] |<-- Mando_ade has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)) -- Wookiee' QDB (eu mandalorian mandoa) % Jorrel Fraajic (Talk | contribs | block) [b]m[/b] ([i]...that Ric Ole may have edited this page?[/i]) *... that a [b]music player[/b] played music and utilized [b]batteries[/b]? -- Wookiee' QDB (ric wookieepedia) % Toprawa: ChatZilla! I read that as ChillZilla. Which sounded pretty fly. For a WhiteBoy? * Graestan apologizes; he had to * LordHydronium crushes Grae's trachea. Apology accepted, administrator Graestan. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % !convert 74 good old-fashioned American units to filthy commie and French lengths Bah. >:( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. Clearly Mara's lack of aging is the most prominent because she got a double dose. --beccatoria -- Wookiee' QDB (mara sexuality skywalker tfn) % Really, you know we're pathetic when we have a thread discussing the Skywanker -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [20:32] my only real problem with clowns is that...well...these are people that have devoted their lives to trying to be funny...and they always fail so badly [20:32] why would you do that unless you had some other motive? [20:32] Jaymach> Quit talking about Goodwood. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Some arseclown anon is editing Havac's workshop again... Jorrel, will you roll this back? http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Havac/Workbench&curid=150305&diff=1765361&oldid=1765313 Grae: Isn't that Havac? Nope. Done. It's some dope in... uh, Madison, Wisconsin. ROFLMAO!!! It better not be Havac, Grae. Isn't that where Havac is? That /was/ Havac! You bastard. You sick, sick bastard. lol * Graestan is choking half to death on laughter well done, Graestan Hah! He'll be on IRC now! you'll turn into me if you just put on a bit more evil :P The Wookieepedia Sinistarium! -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc rollback) % [20:39] !markov Electronic [20:39] Electronic survaillance of my personal opinion is biased. [20:40] Welcome to IRC, Nuku. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [20:39] !markov Turkey [20:39] Turkey is normal in electronics [20:39] It is? [20:39] wow, that explains why my cat always tries to eat my airconditioner -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % * DeFender1031 doesn't really have a cat... * DeFender1031 actually hates cats that's because you don't have a soul hahaha umm yes i do no no you do not cat people have a soul I have a rat terrier * Graestan loves cats, yet still possesses no soul nobody else does but I love cats too Uh oh. i'm a dog person Cats a great. They are great, too. then you clearly have no soul :P They make for good head-rests. or, if you do have a soul, it's dark and tainted Jaymach, quite the contrary I know my stuff extensive research has been done people who don't like cats have no souls I bet Hitler hated cats :P It's the attribution. Oh right. Hitler loved cats... with mango chutney. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc) % Colbert just interviewed a guy who said we'd all have robot sex slaves in a few years. NOWIS: Can I get that on pre-order? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % =-= Eulalia459678 is now known as Eu There, easier name. Uh, EU... Yah? We use that term a lot in here already. "EU" You do? Yeah. For what? Eagles University Oh. It means Euthanized Unibrow Expanded Universe muuurgh killed it! Ah, that's it. Expanded Universe. Some Stephen Hawking crap or somesuch. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [19:24] -->| dd has joined #wookieepedia [19:24]
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How is everyone [19:24] * Azzt|Gone good [19:25] |<-- dd has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) [19:25] What was DD trying to pull? A sneak poll or something? [19:26] We're supposed to wild every time we see a Double D. 9_9 [19:26] 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Camoflage aircraft carrier: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HMS_Argus_%281917%29.jpg (LtNOWIS|away): does the US military know that the ocean isn't a Zebra? Jaymach: You realize that was a British warship? I do not realize that and thus you are wrong :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % fuck you Barnes & Noble both of you I'm sure they love you too, Trip. Noble seems like a decent enough fellow. whoa Barnes is a cockbag, though. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Burn, Wookieepedia, Burn! :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % To kick or not to kick? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outraged users or take arms against a sea of idiots, and by opposing, end them. Aw, what the heck. * ForceWound was kicked by Ataru (Ataru) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % !markov Goodwood is Goodwood is acting as a novelty circus act LOL Am not! Goodwood: Only on federal holidays. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % !markov Ataru is Ataru is right, or don't know why else I know. It's his definitive line. Sweet. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Just one quibble: Wedge Antilles is Corellian and grew up in the Corellian system, which is home to this bizarre space station [Centerpoint Station] that is 350 kilometers in diameter. So why is he the guy who exclaims "look at the size of that thing" when the comparatively small Death Star comes into view? - Pablo Hidalgo -- Wookiee' QDB (centerpoint pablo) % They should make Mando armor that's actually armory. The sad reality is, people don't like wearing real armor. It's heavy. Exactly. But Mando armor is super-light but it's also super-dense and made of magic and fairies and plot devices. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % Ben/Niathal. sounds fishy -- Wookiee' QDB (ben irc lotf) % [20:40] "Ouchie, my bum!" [20:40] No woman of worth speaks like that [20:40] No one speaks like that, period. [20:40] Guys impersonating women do. Look at Benny Hill. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Though really, it should be Han who shoots him in the back Caedus: "Impossible... I... I am the Dark Lord of the Sith!" Han: "So was Palpatine" "It was so...crazily done..." hahaha The crowd parts. Suddenly, Caedus steps out in front of him. Caedus ignites his saber, and begins twirling it about, laughing evilly. Han pulls out his blaster and shoots him. :P hahaha -- Wookiee' QDB (han irc jacen lotf) % kdub> https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+bugs?field.searchtext=&orderby=-importance&search=Search&assignee_option=any&field.assignee=&field.bug_reporter=&field.bug_contact=&field.bug_commenter=&field.subscriber=&field.component-empty-marker=1&field.status_upstream-empty-marker=1&field.omit_dupes.used=&field.omit_dupes=on&field.has_patch.used=&field.tag=needs-packaging&field.has_cve.used=&field.has_no_package.used= find a package you like for which the bug is not assigned, assign it to yourself, and begin packaging There's a shorter URL: https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+bugs?field.tag=needs-packaging -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % <-- Jaymach|Work has quit ("Galaxies killed me and raped my wife!") -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [19:42] I might do Tirog, but I don't really have the 2nd ed. revised and expanded so I wouldn't be able to finish him off. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'd just like to see another redlink on Platt Okeefe get resolved I'll resolve her redlinks! ;) that's my article you're talking about there! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % I love this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Unprotected_a_s.png lol -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wikipedia) % [23:28] The Tuskens kidnap more children from the Tatooinians than the settlers did from the American Indians. [23:29] maybe the tuskans would like a turkey dinner -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tusken) % drjackzon> Welcome to #stargate! Good to see a new person here :) Well... thx LucidFox, are you a bot? -- Wookiee' QDB (bots irc) % [07:45] * Gonk is working on Ysanne. Working hard... and long. [07:45] ;) [07:46] lol [07:46] I would be, too, given the opportunity. [07:46] Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed. [07:46] Let's just say there's a reason she called it the Binder. [07:47] XD [07:47] XD [07:47] Gonk: Isn't Acky working on Ysanne? [07:47] He was [07:47] I'm Gonkifying it [07:47] Ah. [07:47] per his request [07:47] * Graestan is now jealous [07:48] And she's loving every minute of it!! [07:48] Once you go Gonky, you never go honky. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % o_O at the last post. http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/27990540/p3/?54 Or more accurately, L o_O L -- Wookiee' QDB (irc skywalker) % His adult books were for teens, and his teen books were for... really dumb 10-year-olds -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kja) % !bored What book? 100 Ways to Suck Yourself? LMFAO! sweet! Nuku rules Please respect Wookieepedia's IRC policies, as listed at http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:IRC#Rules -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % "I don't sleep well anymore." ... "Because of your pie?" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:08] if people high on marijuana stayed away from the internet, we'd never have porn featuring bearly legal woman [14:08] *women [14:09] think about what you're saying before you say it [14:09] *barely [14:09] heh [14:09] yes [14:09] Unless you really did mean "bearly"... [14:09] ...in which case... [14:09] :/ [14:09] no...no why would I...why would I mean that...? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Oh man. So, I tracked the IP for the author of "Rebal clones" And, for once, it's actually a hilarious result. eh? O RLY? Provincetown, Massachusetts Famous as a gay community. :O No! Not that smiley. :? You didn't know that's the blowjob emoticon? lol -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc sexuality) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primus_class_battlecruiser And yet... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory-class_Star_Destroyer#Victory-class_Star_Destroyer !wikipedia !wikipedia Sucks. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku wikipedia) % Best dream ever: Wolverin and Gandalf vs. the Terminator. o.O (LtNOWIS): that's really your best dream ever? my better dreams tend to feature several naked women vs me nobody wins....but we all seem to accept the outcome -- Wookiee' QDB (dream irc non-sw sexuality) % Oh no! Nomad City's stopped moving! And the sun's rising in two hours! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc zahn) % I'd wager it's mostly "OMG IS THIS REVEN?" "NO IT'S PORBLY KREIA" That should be deleted under my new "stupid" rule. Hydro, do you just dial your brain to 10% to make posts like that? o_O * Graestan couldn't type like that with his eyes closed and high as a kite Grae: Holding down shift alone automatically drops the intelligence of any statement by a good 50%. :P REVAN WAS A JEDI WHO BECAME A SITH LORD See? Totally true, but looks stupid. Yeah. And even spelled correctly. YOU NEED TO USE THE SUBJUNCTIVE IN THIS INSTANCE. Wow. Like magic. IM SAYING EXILE HAS BE MALE CUZ SHE CANT HAVE [[BREAST]]S LOLZ I'm resisting saying what I'm thinking, but it starts with a Q, and none of this stuff should show up there. MABYE EXILE JUST HAS SMLAL [[BREATS]] My head hurts now. Typing that stupidity probably killed some neurons. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc revan) % Sigh... it seems like every minor franchise gets a wiki now. Dutch Grand Theft Auto wiki? Really? Is there a French Connection wiki? Because that would rock. Google says no. http://www.australiasaysno.gov.au/ :O Heh,\ I really need to fix that. Why? It's Nuku's most amusing feature. When it's accidentally used. Google pants http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pants Disappointing. Call of Duty wiki hasn't died. Disappointing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku wikia) % Ooh, in my IMDbing, I have found another abominable tagline! "If you've ever been to a wilder party... you're under arrest." Sense & Sensibility? -- Wookiee' QDB (imdb irc) % RE: Comparisons between the Sword of the Jedi & the Chosen One *possible LotF spoilers* Contrast: The Sword of the Jedi prophecy looks like it's going to be fulfilled. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. --BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin jaina tfn) % [22:44] Bah! [22:44] I have a life. [22:44] Except on Thursdays. [22:45] I work fourteen hours on Thursdays. [22:45] No life then. [22:45] says the person in a Star Wars chat room on a Monday -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "In honor of my son Biggs, I present you with this ice sculpture. Also, a corpulent hairy whore." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [h]Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo[/h] This article is about the manga and anime. For the title character, see Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (character). -- Wookiee' QDB (anime wikipedia) % Becca: I did a report on Freud in psychology class. My title page had the top of the F and bottom of the E extended into the D. I got extra credit. :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [22:27] Speaking of fucked up sites, anything interesting happen with Wookiee or Wikia as a whole recently? [22:27] RAMPANT SEX. [22:28] Nice. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % [22:41] !markov stupid [22:41] stupid Ultimate Adversaries is his user images. [22:41] That... actually makes a form of sense. [22:42] I want to live in a world in which what she says makes perfect sense. [22:43] No you don't. [22:43] Because that's this world, but only if you're completely insane. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % Based on the cover, I conclude that in the course of Revelation Jacen becomes a heroin addict and contracts Hepatitis from needle sharing. --KissMeImARebel -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen lotf tfn) % Ozzel> And those raping trees in Evil Dead. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:20] -->| Graestan has joined #wookieepedia [22:21] Graestan: Ozzel burns dogs alive. O_O [22:21] |<-- Graestan has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % G.I. Joe spends the movie being criticized by Iran and Cuba in the Human Rights Council Iran keeps calling them "G.I. Jew" :O Brilliant! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % But, shitty public domain images can turn this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Xmasjones.jpg Into this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Denise_richards.jpg AGH "Denise Richards after an unfortunate accident with a ten gallon vat of bleach." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % I'm anti-abortion, but if they could make tasty food out of unborn cows then I'd be all gung-ho for bovine abortion. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc) % He lit the Mando-signal. A giant apostrophe in the sky. -- Wookiee' QDB (fett irc mandoa) % Zayne = random rakghoul slain by Revan and his party. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor zayne) % So, I'm editing Pellaeon. Havac may have written the 7th longest article we have, but he didn't add a link to the sentence-long Italian wiki article. Gonk laugh! -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % TFU is HEAVILY LINKED with the movies WITHOUT TFU! YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THE MOVIES! -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % [22:25] not when you slept most of the time and had your sister do your homework [22:25] you slept with your sister? [22:26] o_O [22:26] jay, yes. toprawa, only twice. [22:26] Tope: No, but I slept with /your/ sister. :P [22:26] :) [22:26] coincidentally I have two nieces.. [22:26] BA-ZING! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:34] McCain isn't just a RINO. He's a DWAR. [22:34] (Democrat With An "R") [22:34] Culator: So, the Scooby Doo pronunciation of "Democrat?" [22:35] Grae: Perfect! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Who was the best Jedi to be taken out by clones? Ki-Adi-Mundi? Aayla because shes hot. duh That much blaster fire does tend to raise the body temperature, yes. buh-dum-ching (I hate you) Not long-term, it doesn't. :P No, but there for a minute... smokin' hot! smokin' indeed -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla clones irc jedi) % [11:24] These missions would ultimately climax in the Sandskimmer in the Battle of Ession against the Imperial-class Star Destroyer Implacable. - :? Explain. [11:25] Frick. [11:25] "In the Sandskimmer" should be cut. [11:25] I knew that copying and pasting the intro was a bad idea. [11:25] I don't wanna hear about Sandskimmer climaxing. [11:25] I apparently didn't select all of the old text. [11:25] Gonk: Go back to work. Or Mrs. Gonk. Or grading papers. Or whatever you're doing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Falynn.jpg I never feared being date-raped as a man until this day. -- Wookiee' QDB (insider irc sexuality) % Google tracks the number of links on a page, which is why wikis are so hihg. http://superstarsawesome.wetpaint.com/page/Ashley+Tisdale ... Hahaha. That alone just made Nuku totally worth it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [18:51] I loved camping with scouts, but yeah, the meetings were lame and a half. [18:51] All that neo-Nazi drill shit. [18:52] You know... [18:52] :? [18:52] They sorta look a bit like the Hitler Youth. XD [18:52] They aren't!? [18:52] Indeed. XD [18:53] I joined for all the wrong reasons then. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:01] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:Blockedtext can be updated now [20:02] since now you can have it state the expiry of the block in the actual message [20:03] * Start of block: $8 [20:03] * Expiry of block: $6 [20:03] * Intended blockee: $7 [20:04] *Result of block: Priceless -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % It's just that I'm not big on being helpful, or communicating outside the wiki. -- Wookiee' QDB (admin irc) % [21:29] I hate Havac. He's a horrible human being. :D [21:29] I really am. [21:29] That's his most appealing trait. [21:30] Keep it in your pants, Red. [21:30] It can't stay there because it was never there to be begin with. [21:31] I don't even want to know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % LO|Hereish> Why are women so damn afraid of people considering them to be old? age is the ultimate bane of womanhood. it signifies infertility Bane of Womanhood: A Novel of the *OLD* Republic -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'd tell you if I was able to click the link :P and, though it's physically possible for me to do so, I know there are people monitoring the internet usage largely because I'm one of them -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % If there was some way to work boobs into it the tabloids would be all over it. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Also, the cover of Riders of the Void has always struck me as odd, too.... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mswc38cover.jpg Especially Leia's hilarious expression. "I'm going to be raped by a plant!" Hmm. How... Japanese. Havac would love it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia luke sexuality) % [09:40] Whoa... People keep talking in here. I thought this was just a convenient place to use bot commands and talk behind Wookieepedia's back. ... [10:42] <@Jaymach> (Culator|Work): I keep telling people it's just a place to lurk, but they insist on talking about Stargate -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fucking computer. I still have a good potion of the NEGttF I haven't read yet... You have a computer capable of procreation? You have NEGttF in the form of a magical elixir? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hahaha Ron Paul is, literally, P, Ron pRon -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % I met a 50 year old woman who said she had a son my age. She was pretty hot. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % are you going to spend the rest of forever sending me male bondage in an effort to convince me of male objectification? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [23:53] -->| LtNOWIS5 has joined #wookieepedia [23:53] Hello LtNOWIS5. [23:54] What happened to 1-4? [23:54] NOWIS tech advances pretty fast these days. [23:54] They're dead. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote]However, a WotC adventure hook from Coruscant and the Core Worlds contains something similar, with a centuries-old installation that was buried 200km below Alderaan's surface. It held samples of genetic material from all of Alderaan's plant and animal species. [/quote] How convenient. They must have stored it there in case, you know, the planet exploded or something. - BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (alderaan tfn) % But people continuously ask me who I think will become the next president, and whom I plan to vote for, as if I know. Apparenty, I'm a Gravel man. Wha? Ah, so you're the coveted "undecided" sector. :P No, not really. But who knows, maybe my candidate will start publicly eating babies or something (just a rhetorical example). -- Wookiee' QDB (babies irc politics) % God, this chili is good. * Azzt|Hwk steals some of Grae's chili smacks Azzt for stealing chili. No touchy the food at Joe's without paying. Be sure to tip well! Thanks, Bouncer Fiolli. XD * Azzt|Hwk pays Grae a suitable sum for the chili * Azzt|Hwk tips Fiolli|Busy handsomely (the tip, not the person ;) ) lol Oh, I only hire the handsomest toughs as bouncers. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc) % Papa can you hear me? Can you feel me near you? |<-- Grey-man has left freenode -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Qui-Gon died? He has a noble end. Oh, god. And I don't mean Liam Neeson had a nice butt. That just took me back to 99, when the fucking TPM soundtrack came out. :| "Qui-Gon's noble end" THANKS A FUCKING LOT. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qui-gon spoilers tpm) % Nuku, Wikipedia does what? Sucks. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [19:10] Shaak Ti's not wearing much in TFU. [19:13] Holy cow, you're right. [19:14] I wonder why not? I mean, she's had an established wardrobe for a while, now. [19:14] Hm. [19:14] It was all cut to ribbons the multiple times she was killed. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Most of the police I've met are asses. To be fair, most of the police you've met were probably arresting or ticketing you for something. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Enochf> Penis euphemisms multiply exponentially. Soon every name in the English language will be a euphemism for a penis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Enochf: Are you capable of PMing? Not sure if I can initiate a PM, but they do show up in a separate tab Just browser-based IRC why no program? I'm bogged down with too much crawlware already crawlware? pfeh My task manager reads like a phone book Enoch: What browser do you use? (only correct answer is Firefox) :P Hey, that's a trap! Not gonna fall for that one again * Graestan puts on the SikonSignal -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Enochf> What is the octopus equivalent of a furry, anyway? Aside from most likely incarcerated. A . . . slimy? Inky? An Inker. Enochf: I thought invertebrates didn't count under federal law. "Tentacle rape enthusiast"? Ozzel> The window is still open, and I have to go back and close it somehow... lol They probably don't count. Damn that Ninth Circuit. Ok. Whew. Tentai? -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc sexuality) % Davin Felth stopped a gay 5 on 1 ronto-rodian orgy. How...how could he do that? read the article. :) No, how could a Ronto rape a Rodian? Oh, god! That's probably the most distubing thing I've heard all day. * Graestan closes five ronto-Rodian rape porn windows so he can focus on the conversation Did someone mention Rodians? !wiki Ronto rape Toprawa: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Ronto_rape all courtesy of Muuurgh Wow, that's actually in the EGAS? Under Ronto or Rodian? Ronto The Essential Guide to Alien Species has some crazy shit written there. That one has some pretty good continuity bits. Also: They greatly underestimate the size of a Male Ronto. o_O The size, or the . . . size? I don't want to know. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % -->| Ralltiir (n=46edd125@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-25feb03e726ad3b3) has joined #wookieepedia Hello. Ah; Toprawa. Long time. Ah, my good friend, Ralltiir. then someone named Ralltiir comes in .. How goes it on the other side of the tracks? Just fine, thank you. Economy recovering? No. Always stagnant. Just like our women. :P My natives are still slightly peeved at the galactic government, but otherwise I'm feeling pretty healthy. Well, I'm off. Ta-ta. Good day. |<-- Ralltiir has left freenode (Client Quit) Yeah, stay away from my planets. They've been interdicted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Is it wrong that I want to make jokes about how Kol went "moff diving"? -- Wookiee' QDB (kol legacy sexuality tfn) % "[Starfighters of Adumar is] of the funniest/best SW books period, IMHO. Barring any YJK books, natch." Ah yes, YJK, home of such gems as "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A future Sith Lord who will attack you and kidnap our illegitimate child!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen yjk) % No Nazis in LEGO Indiana Jones RF, i know. :( Don't know; ask Jello. Such bullpoo "Lego [have] already replaced them with an anonymous genocidal, occultist, trenchcoat-wearing master-race." It's not Indy without Nazis ... So, they're there. Just...not Nazis. They're Notzis. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc non-sw) % Fix the pipe on the pronounced doodad or I'll edit-conflict you. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % [quote]That interview was a phoner, I think -- try not to overparse the words. Obviously, there not a con-artist Snivvian in either video game (and if you find one, post a screenshot)! ;) - JohnJacksonMiller[/quote] Revan, duh! :p - ThrawnRocks -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor revan tfn) % Eyrezer> yeah, I'm thinking of doing Corva Sector which only has about 4 sources *cough* Moddell Sector *couch* I think I just let out a couch. couch? that has to hurt :p Yeah, that's gonna smart in the marnin'. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % Heh. I just had to enter a RapidShare code that was "APOO." Hehehe. APOO. you're really excited about that, aren't you... what a crappy code Ecstatic. Ouch, Ey. :-p That was awesomely bad i know :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Her name was http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lola , she was a showgirl..." Copacabana. Not a terrible song, if you're in the mood. Music and fashion are always my passion. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc music) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum%3AIn_episode_5_why_was_the_high_pitched_noise_affecting_chewbacca_in_the_cloud_city_prison_cell&diff=1789051&oldid=1788386 :-| LOL -- Wookiee' QDB (chewbacca dumb irc wookieepedia) % Whopper = delicious :o That's right, baby. * Whopper wants a meatball sub ;) lol I've got one right here. :O o_O :o * Graestan scared even himself |<-- Smog has left freenode (Remote closed the connection) -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc) % Toprawa> I handed in a paper and apparently instead of writing "transparent," I absent mindedly wrote "transparisteel." My teacher hands it back with it circled, saying, "What is this?" that was my funny moment of the day. Wow. Dude. Get out once in a while. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc school) % I want more porno leia and asshole han -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc radiodrama) % (8:35:29 PM) Jaymach: Canadian! Run! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:50] -->| pinkbunny has joined #wookieepedia [20:50] hello folks [20:50] I don't usually see you until I'm far more drunk [20:50] but welcome -- Wookiee' QDB (drunk irc) % [20:57] Well, I'll be. It's in the thingamabobvitas. -- Wookiee' QDB (cuswe irc) % Graestan> Ok, that was a reach. I apologize. Dial your brains back up from the 10% required to get the joke. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % This Graestan. He'd be lucky to get a 200 pound chick with a mole. Leave your sister out of this! welcome to joke of the year, 1990 LOL rofl You can have her.' you've just heard from our first contestant, a Mr Graestan LMAO Jaymach wins. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And porn doesn't have a plot. sure it does "why my sink is ever so broken..." 9_9 "man, I wish I knew of some way to put my grades up..." It is a plot.... Just not a very good one. Porn has a plot. Rising action, climax, falling action, and denoument. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % I once punched apart a VHS tape. (LtNOWIS): you rebel, you -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % In my personal canon (we'll call it T-canon) everything after 24500 BBY or so is actually an elaborate dream Awdrysta Pina had the night before he died. In reality, the galaxy was conquered by the Hiromi shortly after the Jedi permanently wiped themselves out in the First Great Schism, and Star Wars centers around the millennial conflict between the Glorious Pan-Galactic Union of the Hiromi and the insidious Anti-Hiromi Alliance between the Lashbees, Ewoks, and Bilar. It's really quite epic. --Trip -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok fanon irc jedi) % KARNAGE??? REALLY???!!! UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::vomit vomit die:: --BobaMatt -- Wookiee' QDB (sith tfn) % Graestan> FIE! >:( RABBLE! POSH AND PIFFLE! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I still have to laugh at things like this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Da%27laSocuna.png it's no wonder the Empire kept finding their bases -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc rebellion) % [22:15] * McEwok ponders "SD" as an ejaculation like "XD". [22:17] Wait, no one asked McEwok why he's pondering ejaculations? :P [22:18] LH: no-one was surprised? [22:18] LH: why are you pondering my ejaculations? [22:18] I come back into the room and see "EJACULATION" right there in the middle of the screen. [22:18] (-o-) (-o-) [22:18] EWW!!! [22:18] Wait... [22:18] ... [22:18] Hahahahah [22:18] Did you leave to clean up, perhaps? [22:18] I think that came out wrong. So to speak. :P [22:18] way to go [22:19] QDB [22:19] Now [22:19] :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stardestroyer) % [22:03] What kind of names would he give the new Imperial ships? :-P [22:03] Corrupter II? [22:04] Liberator [22:04] Soontir [22:04] Defensor [22:04] Invincible. [22:04] I want to see a SD with that name. [22:04] Just to be different. [22:04] Maybe you will, LI. [22:04] Defecator [22:04] Hah. [22:04] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Invincible_%28Strike_Fear%29 [22:04] Nice. [22:04] "Tundra" would be a cool vehicle name. [22:04] Good name for a ship. [22:04] Like an AT-AT squad. [22:04] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Invincible_%28Vanko%29 [22:05] Anything with "I" is usually good. [22:05] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Invincible_%28Katth/Fass%29 [22:05] Invincible, Indomitable. [22:05] Impenetrable [22:05] Impossible. [22:05] _Tempest_, _Inferno_ and _Invincible_. [22:05] Excellent! [22:05] Invulenerable. [22:05] Impressible [22:05] Improbable [22:05] Indelible [22:05] Inconceeeeeeevable! [22:05] I figured that should be the new class naming scheme for ISDs in Legacy. [22:05] Inconceivable! [22:05] Inedible! [22:05] Inedible [22:05] Insectile. :P [22:05] Dammit! [22:06] DAMN YOU EWOK. >:( [22:06] :P [22:06] :p [22:06] Indigestion. [22:06] Indiana. [22:06] Incapacitated [22:06] Indignant [22:06] He's good, Jorrel. But we can beat him. [22:06] "We called the _command ship_ Indiana!" [22:06] indefateguable [22:06] Internal [22:06] Obama. :P [22:06] Irregardless. [22:06] Inculcated. [22:06] Irregular [22:06] Incalcacable. [22:06] Intoxicated [22:06] Incurable. [22:07] Icky. [22:07] Interference [22:07] Investible. [22:07] Icky [22:07] Icky [22:07] Immalliable [22:07] F'tang! [22:07] Itchy [22:07] I want "Big Tim" canonized. [22:07] Imminent. [22:07] Injection Arm [22:07] * Jello wins [22:07] Imperial [22:07] Impervium! [22:07] Imperialistic [22:07] Inchoate [22:07] "We named the /class/ Imperial!" [22:07] Incoherent [22:07] Imperial Spoon [22:07] Illiberal. [22:07] I like Imminent [22:07] Immortal Emperor [22:07] LH: cackle [22:07] Illiterate [22:07] Hav: win [22:08] Intransigient [22:08] Implored [22:08] Inchoate. [22:08] Illegal Immigrant [22:08] Insipid [22:08] Inchon [22:08] Inspired [22:08] Iggy Pop. [22:08] Interruptus Coitus [22:08] Icthus [22:08] Irredeemable [22:08] Interrupted [22:08] Inveigling [22:08] Idiotic [22:08] Internet [22:08] Irreparable [22:08] Ichthyology. [22:08] IDK my BFF Jill [22:08] Intern :P [22:08] RF: Hah! XD [22:08] I love that commercial [22:08] The Carrick> [22:08] IWoD [22:08] Innsbruck [22:09] Ibex. [22:09] Imp [22:09] Innsmouth. [22:09] In [22:09] Integer. [22:09] I! [22:09] Integral [22:09] Inn [22:09] Ignoramus. [22:09] Ignorant [22:09] 'ippopotamus. [22:09] The flying _Inn_. [22:09] int i = 0; i < Imperial; ++i [22:09] I-beam [22:09] I, Claudius [22:09] III [22:09] I, Spy [22:09] If And Only If. [22:10] Iaius [22:10] Sometimes shortened to Iff. [22:10] Alternately, any combination of Roman Numerals starting with I [22:10] Iupiter [22:10] Illinois Nazi [22:10] Iapetus. [22:10] Indifferent [22:10] *Iuppiter [22:10] Inappropriate Relationships [22:10] Invitro [22:10] Idontcare [22:10] Incompetent [22:10] =-= RF was booted from #euspoilers by Jello (Idiot) [22:10] -->| RF has joined #euspoilers [22:10] :p [22:10] Inapproprate [22:10] Isaiah [22:10] Islam [22:10] Ill Rhymes. [22:10] -->| JainaSolo00 has joined #euspoilers [22:10] Ice-T. [22:10] Il Presidente. [22:10] Iced [22:10] IV Tantive [22:10] IlikeIke [22:10] Iceonastick! [22:11] Insemination [22:11] Il Duce [22:11] Illness [22:11] Inseminator, Uli. [22:11] Impregnator [22:11] Incest! [22:11] Hah! [22:11] forgive me, hav [22:11] win [22:11] Gotta make Saxton happy. [22:11] he wants to be inseminated? [22:12] It's not a *real* KDY design if it doesn't end in OR. [22:12] It [22:12] Eisenhower [22:12] Eisenhowor? [22:12] Itasca [22:12] iPod [22:12] iMac [22:12] iMperial [22:12] Ike Turner? [22:12] iPhone [22:12] What are we doing? [22:12] Coming up with ship names. [22:12] Names of star destroyers [22:12] Starting with I. [22:12] Haha okay [22:12] That begin with i [22:13] Since apparently "I" is a good way to start them. [22:13] I know. [22:13] I Need Something Better To Do With My Time. [22:13] Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Will Always Love Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou! [22:13] Yes... [22:13] Infill [22:13] Inbox. [22:14] Inverness [22:14] Intravenous [22:14] Invergordon! [22:14] Inverted [22:14] Igneous. [22:14] That would be pretty cool, actually. [22:14] Invagination [22:14] Intermission [22:14] Incapable [22:14] Impotent. :( [22:15] Incompetent [22:15] Impressive... most impressive... (known as the "Good, good!" for short) [22:15] Inadmissible. [22:15] Impotent is an SSD :P [22:15] Intermission, The Theatrical SD. [22:15] sabs: win [22:15] Hah [22:15] Intransigence [22:15] Invigorator. [22:15] Indiscreet [22:16] Internecine [22:16] Incorrect! [22:16] Interminable. [22:16] Inflammable [22:16] Indiscrete :P [22:16] Illegal [22:16] Indistinct [22:16] Informative. [22:16] In The Land Where I Was Born, There Lived A Man, Who Sailed The Sea... [22:16] Indiana Jones [22:16] Imagine [22:16] Irrelevent [22:16] ... And We Lived, A Life Of Ease, In His Yellow SSD. [22:17] Indeculturable [22:17] Indignation [22:17] Idealist [22:17] Incongruous [22:17] Imbiber [22:17] Insubordination [22:18] Indecent Exposure [22:18] Indeed [22:18] Inconsistent (SSD) [22:18] :\ [22:18] Incontinent -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc saxton) % [22:40] "she is a jedi and she is a girl" :1 [22:40] :| [22:40] OMG [22:40] Girlz [22:40] Totally new [22:41] girl.. with a lightsaber? [22:42] Yes. [22:42] It happens. [22:42] Next think you know they'll be letting them vote for Chancellor... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Quicktime can jump up my butt. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:51] -->| LtNOWIS has joined #wookieepedia [13:52] Toprawa! [13:53] |<-- LtNOWIS has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) [13:54] That's an odd exclamation. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:11] [14:10] !eightball Will Graestan get laid by the girl he met? [14:11] [14:10] My sources say no, LO|Away. [14:14] [14:13] !eightball Will I get laid by the girl Graestan met? XD [14:14] [14:13] XD [14:14] [14:13] Yes, LO|Heresy. [14:14] Even better. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [15:56] Where's that Toprawa when you need him? [15:57] planets don't move [16:09] Actually, they do. [16:09] Rotation and revolution. ;-) [16:10] (Ataru): don't be stupid...planets don't move, the sun just revolves around them [16:10] lol [16:11] Yeah! What are you, some kinda heretic? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % REPUBLIC COMMANDO: TRIPLE ZERO IN FIVE MINUTES Eight years ago. It was a dark and stormy night... KAL SKIRATA: My wife and kids hate me and I consider myself a miserable failure. Nothing like eight years in a dreary, storm-drenched planet to cheer me up. What's this, a little kid? NULL: I know eight ways to kill you with my bare hands. KAL SKIRATA: Awww, how cute! I should give you all names. You're Ordo, you're Mereel, you're Grumpy, you're Dopey, you're Sneezy, you're Fili, you're Kili, and you're Thorin Oakenshield. OK, time for some cake, and then a game. Let's play "Name the points on a Kaminoan that can cause death or paralysis"! Nine years later... FI: Dear Diary, I had the most special day today! Niner told me he thought my hair was cute, Atin was such a grouch, and Darman totally likes this girl, but he won't tell us who. Oh yeah, and we're going to blow up some terrorists smuggling explosives. Love ya! Meanwhile... ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Clones are people too! OBI-WAN KENOBI, SHEEKA TULL, JOS VONDAR, and BARISS OFFEE: Yes, we know. Meanwhile, again... FI: Well, it looks like we're trapped, out of oxygen and heat, and ready to die. NINER: Aren't you supposed to be making some kind of joke to cope with this? FI: Uh, that was it. They are saved in a DEATH-DEFYING, RISKY, DANGEROUS maneuver that succeeds to no one's surprise. KAL SKIRATA: General Zey, what if we were to *wink-wink*, then *nudge-nudge* the you-know-who, if you know what I mean? ARLIGAN ZEY: Well, I don't see anything wrong with that. Off you go. WALON VAU: I'm going to torture these prisoners and then kill them. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Well, if you must. BARDAN JUSIK: It's war, after all. FI: Man, I wish I could live a normal life like the people I'm watching: that couple holding hands, that child laughing, that junkie shooting up, that mugger beating an old woman... ORDO: I've a got a really clever idea for catching the terrorists. We'll sell them explosives and then kill them when they try to pick them up. KAL SKIRATA: How do we get the word out? ORDO: eBay. A listing for "100kg of explosives, slightly used, pictures included" from "mando4lyfe" goes up. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: WAAAAAAAH! Why doesn't Kal liiiiiike me? Isn't Dar so dreamy? She doodles "E + D 4eva" in her notebook, surrounded by a heart. WALON VAU: I just shoved a prisoner off a building to her death after torturing her. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I don't see anything wrong with that. BARDAN JUSIK: It's the lesser of two evils. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Darry-poo, what baby names do you like? DARMAN: Deece, Detonator, Verp...why? ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Oh, no reason. She writes "Mrs. Etain-1136" in her notebook. WALON VAU: I just blew up a bus of orphans and executed a museum full of people. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I don't see the problem. BARDAN JUSIK: Some things have to be done. This goes on for about a billion pages. Eventually, SOME PLOT appears. ORDO: Good news, someone used "Buy it now". KAL SKIRATA: Time to go. We are sobered by the fact that at any moment any of us could die. None of them do. There are EXPLOSIONS. There is GUNFIRE. There is REGULAR FIRE. KAL SKIRATA: We have all survived and are all a bit wiser. Let us bask in the glow of being a family. ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I've having Darman's baby. KAL SKIRATA: Get the hell out. MEREEL: Oh yeah, I forgot I was in this book too. Kal, I found out more about the Eus-Day Ex-Way Achina-May. KAL SKIRATA: Hopefully we can learn all about it in REPUBLIC COMMANDO III: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY. KAREN TRAVISS: If you weren't paying attention, the moral of the story is: Mandalorians are cool, Jedi are not (unless they're also Mandalorians), and clones are people too. I don't know how clear this is, so I better add about a hundred mentions of it throughout the book. She does. THE END -Lord_Hydronium -- Wookiee' QDB ( clones mandalorian tfn traviss) % !eightball Will Graestan get lucky with her ever? Jaymach: No clue. damn :P Oh. !eightball Will he get lucky any time -soon-? Jaymach: NO! Nuku has it too? HA! :P I can deal with that. !eightball Will I get lucky with her? LO|Away: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. :P !eightball Will I get lucky with her? LO|Away: _I_ don't know. Well, what good are you? !eightball should I kick these people for bot abuse? Darth_Culator: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [20:34] I'm so cool, I keep meat in my jeans. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % Graestan demands more awkward gay sex! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Toprawa> Unrelated: is there any hard and fast trule to when to use "dove" or "dived"? Ugh. I use "dove" so much more often that I'd say to favor it. Gonk is final authority on such matters, though. http://grammarrule.blogspot.com/2006/12/english-grammar-rule-dived-or-dove.html hah, thanks enoch "Dove" is an odd word I think dove is older. no credit due to myself, I never used "dived" Especially in the sentence "The dove dove" I dove to catch the ball. It's also a bird. He dove for it. This just reflects my baseball lingo. Older versions are slipping away, as evidenced by Firefox's evil fucking spellcheck. Dive, Dove, Had Dooven per Enochf. very accurate. Many people have dooven down that hill -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spelling) % http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2008/02/forget-tomkat-i.html <-- Someone come up with an excuse to put this picture on Wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0154863/ he tested a couple more if I remember rightly Yeah. IMDb is incomplete. They were for Karpy too. They still have two entries for Larry Holland. Despite me submitting corrections. Twice. http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,9253/ That's it, it's official. MobyGames is preferred to IMDb for video game people. But we'll still link to both. To prove IMDb's incompetence, in a Culatorish fashion. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Imminent format war conclusion = LucasFilm decides = Saga in High-Def = Happy. Who won? Blu. A loss for the English language, I'm afraid. You Americans are all for offing superfluous letters. Ya, we r. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ham oops wrong channel :( this is a kosher channel -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Search?search=Britney&fulltext=Search <--I really should put that in DYK. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % * RainCT is looking for something to do RainCT: fix bug #1 Launchpad bug 1 in ubuntu "Microsoft has a majority market share" [Critical,Confirmed] https://launchpad.net/bugs/1 :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Ozzel, you're American? He eats Freedom and shits Liberty just like you and me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ninja: Prostitution. :P Graestan has been working somehow since he was 10 or so lol * Graestan smiles, gums and all XD I've met Graestan...he could only really become a gay bear prostitute :P per Jaymach XD except I am rather non-hairy I know...you'd have to work on it Seal? * Ozzel throws Grae a fish. I'd say walrus, but I cannot really grow a beard. -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc sexuality) % Uli: Anyway, yes. Jacen = American Psycho Bale Uli: with a bit of Bruce Wayne thrown in when he's less insane. Dunc: Jacen does not have anywhere near that much charm Uli: point. But... Uli: ... Uli: shut up! Uli: :( -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc jacen) % For a pacifistic people, they have a lot of hired guns. Panaka: "I'm busy sitting at this desk being a tourist attraction, but my nephew and I both have lists of people we need killed. Can you help us?" Theed in a nutshell. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % Bleh. I had a 3 day weekend to write my paper and study for my test. Instead, I wrote pointless articles on Wookieepedia. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Desann%26Jerec.jpg We know that Jerec is 1.86 meters Yeah, can I put a height for Bey based on comparison? We know Leia's height... hmm. that's a tricky one No. Original research. I think that might fall under the making logical connections thing... He could be standing on a box. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/0/09/Bey.jpg Bey is standing on a box. An invisible box. no its a grass-green box actually he is using his Force skillz to levitate above the ground I have philosophical basis to reject all visual evidence. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon force irc wookieepedia) % Also, Lindsay Lohan posed nude emulating Marilyn Monroe (NSFW): http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/ Which, honestly, I think is more important than Castro. The status quo in Cuba won't change anytime soon. But famous boobies, that's big. Yes. The naked female form is one of the hallmarks of Western civilization. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw sexuality) % # (Deletion log); 21:23 . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs | block) (deleted "Category:No swearing Wookieepedians": This is a fucking retarded piece of shit.) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Havac forgot Poland: http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Ganner_Rhysode&diff=1803401&oldid=1803026 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Who the hell is Aurora? Sleeping Beauty. Sleeping Beauty Sleeping Beauty Sleeping Beauty @ Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (disney irc) % [00:24] * sabarte is getting parental prodding to find a nice guy and settle down [00:24] look to your uncle [00:24] * Uli will not make that joke again [00:24] sorry [00:24] just... well, you started it. [00:24] :P [00:25] "Settle down"? What, are you jetsetting across the globe? [00:25] * sabarte actually has, like, four uncles, none of them eligible [00:25] BECUASE TEHY'RE YOUR UNCLES FFS! [00:25] :P [00:25] No, she just consumes too much sugar. [00:25] :P [00:25] aunts that married into the family are fair game, I think [00:25] :/ [00:26] * sabarte laughs -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [00:57] Slash_Z> Historical FICTION [00:58] Historical slash, eh? [00:59] Puts a whole new meaning on "Lincoln/Douglas". [00:59] *cough* [01:00] "Abe, I haven't scored four times in seven years," Douglas whispered tenderly. [01:01] "Roosevelt's legs might not have been able to stand up, but Churchill knew that some things still could." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku sexuality) % Sacrifice Mara was quite fairly unrealistic. Of course she was. Unrealistically HOT. * RelentlessRogue sighs exasperatedly. Have it your way, Havac. ^^ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf mara) % Bleh: Here's the first sentence of a mass e-mail I got on my college account: "Tunnel of Oppression is an interactive diversity program which allows participants to walk through various forms of oppression and experience the personal effects of that oppression. " I hate college spam. Especially bullshit from the Socialists. #2 "A pivotal element to the program is the opportunity to discuss the experience with trained professionals and share feelings about the program in a safe environment." "I do not wish to be oppressed." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % "Five days... one week... isn't this really the same? -- Riffsyphon1024" :| er, isn't it? In WEG? He means in RL. R..L..? Weren't they a KDY subsidiary? Don't they make lube? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! *SSSLLLLRRRRRRPPP* I drink it up! * LtNOWIS avoids making a sex joke. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Graestan> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Cull_Tremayne/Essay It paints Fourdot as a bit of a bad boy, which I find amusing. I'm the James Dean of FA. Without the homosexuality. You did a little more than 3 articles. Or maybe I'm more like the Monty Clift of FA. Without the homosexuality. Marlon Brando. You're the Brando. Ugh. Without the homosexuality. LOL! Not that crazy. We'll settle on Sal Mineo. Uh...without the homosexuality. Not crazy old Brando, Oz. Young Brando. I prefer to think of him as the Rowan Atkinson of the FA. Graestan> ROFL! Young Brando is pretty great. 4dot's hinting at something, but I'm just not getting what it is. Is this brilliant Atkinson, or post 1996 "You Sold Out" Atkinson? :P Maybe more like the Michael Caine of FAs. My first one had heavy eyeliner? You're the Daniel Day-Lewis of FA, Ozz. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Ros_Lai.jpg <--If we crop this image, we can have a better image for the "breast" article. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Greyman and I both liked our mention. Jeez, I need to stop talking like that. Makes it sound like we're a couple. ... http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/2383 None of you sick fucks are coming to my wedding. Grae: I'll have to talk to Greyman about that. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % -->| Karohalva (n=karohalv@pool-71-164-241-9.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #wookieepedia Meh, if I'm getting McDo, I usually get McNuggets. It's the best thing on their menu. Hail Karohalva the Pristine! Big Mac. Do you guys have Chipotle in the MidWest? A fun line! Big Macs got old. ? Huzzah, boys. Howzit goin? The Big Mac is in-fucking-credibly delicious. Chipotle? Dunno... certainly have the commercials. And yes, we have Chipotle. The McNuggets are the devil. McNuggets are like shit with breading. Only thing I'll eat there now is their Caesar roll. I see I stumbled into an indepth Star Wars conversation. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc non-sw) % I've never seen Sleeping Beauty, for the record. Gasp! But I know who Aurora is, from Kingdom Hearts. It's one of the best of the classic Disney films. You get to take her roughly from behind in the waning levels of the game. I mean, uh... You get to save her. Since it involves badass dragon-slaying. Problem: Evildoers. Solution: Kill them. Nothin' like the good ol' 20th century. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw sexuality) % Lightning, if you weren't such a mook, you would create a new user name so we didn't know it was you. Yes. For instance, demote yourself to Lieutenant. -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc) % Culator, you must understand. Without any access to the site, or even be able to have my own page to edit, or even be able to send messages to some of my friends on Wookieepedia, I'm absolutely nothing... -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc) % [23:07] The world's gonna end in 2012. [23:07] If you believe the conspiracy theorists. [23:08] It's also going to end in 1970-something. [23:08] Which, why not? The world becomes a slightly more insane place when you do. [23:08] Even though I was only 9, I completely remember the Y2K affair. [23:08] That was awesome to watch as an outsider. [23:08] That was silly. [23:09] A buncha grown adults rushing from store to store shopping for bottled water, canned goods, and electric generators. [23:09] I hated Y2K. [23:09] Indeed. Finally we're past that nonsense, now that it's 1908. [23:10] Y2K.... that gave a lot of people work. [23:10] OH SHI [23:10] <--| LordHydronium has left #wookieepedia ("Error: Computer has not been invented yet.") [23:10] I wanted chaos. I got bupkis. [23:10] -->| LordHydronium (n=chatzill@cpe-76-167-233-84.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #wookieepedia [23:10] ROFL [23:11] Good day, gents! [23:11] Ta-ta! [23:12] I say, will you all be voting for Bill Bryant? I hear he's got some up-and-coming ideas! [23:13] Was hydronium known back then? [23:13] Wood, may I make a friendly suggestion to alter one of your objections to Ibtisam? [23:13] Why, of course we know it! How else could I be using the name? [23:13] You're a witch. [23:13] * LordHydronium goes and oppresses some women. [23:13] Oh, wait, not 1808, 1908. [23:14] Have you heard of that crazy flying machine? [23:14] Of course. This isn't some barbaric age before the aeroplane and automotive vehicle. [23:14] It'll never catch on. [23:14] NEVER. [23:15] Hm, have you heard about all the trouble in Serbia? [23:15] I still prefer the trusty dirigible. [23:15] I don't think it'll go anywhere. [23:15] I daresay, that succession was a trifle messy! [23:15] And those Imperialist Hungarians! [23:16] Anyway, if we may engage in political debates like true gentlemen, I think I shall be campaigning against this Taft fellow. [23:17] I even have a slogan: "His promises are as wide as his belt...but there's nothing but fat in either." [23:17] He is simply to large to ever be a good leader. [23:19] * JorrelFraajic wishes he was more on the up-and-up on his 1908 histo-, er, current events. [23:19] According to "The Encyclopædia Wikia", four days ago Japanese immigration to the United States was banned. [23:20] At last our immigration problems are solved forever! [23:20] Goodness, a car race around the world was launched on the 12th! I must have not gotten that telegram. [23:21] That's because they use e-mail now. [23:21] E-mail? [23:21] What is this of which you speak? [23:21] Colored women formed their own sorority? My monocle has gone askew! [23:22] =-= LordHydronium has changed the topic to “Year of the day: 1908 - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki. - http://starwars.wikia.com - Site status: Don't worry, she'll hold together. - Channel status: "He will learn patience." - Please respect the IRC rules. - Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org” [23:22] Bryan is likely to beat that squirrely governor Johnson for the nomination, but I'm confidant Taft will trounce him soundly. [23:23] Remember that silly Y19C scare we had a few years back, when we worried the Chinese who do calculations for us would think it was 1800? Ah, what a laugh we can have about that! [23:24] I was convinced to upgrade my abacuses by a confidence man! [23:24] I do indeed. I was but a boy, but even then I knew it was utter nonsense. [23:24] I certainly made a pretty halfpenny off convincing people to upgrade their abacuses! [23:25] I recall my neighbors rambling on and on about bottling water and stockpiling candles. Like we were suddenly going to run out or something! [23:25] Abacuses? Fah. I use my trusty Borroughs Adding Machine. [23:26] I'll wager a guess that the economy will never start falling, just because of the stimulus provided by the scare. [23:26] Telegraphing messages to all you in Morse Code sure gets tiring. [23:26] [ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.freenode.net/ reset. [23:26] -->| YOU (JorrelFraahjic) have joined #wookieepedia [23:26] What'd I miss? [23:27] My telegraph lines were severed by some hooligan! [23:27] Oh, just some trusts being busted. [23:28] I had quite a hoot with my cohorts earlier as we galavanted about severing telegraph lines! [23:29] You cad! [23:29] Isn't technology grand? [23:29] Your no-good shenanigans will be your undoing! [23:29] What about that gizmo Mr. Marconi is producing? [23:30] Telegrams without wires! [23:30] No, telephones without wires! [23:30] It's madness, but a madness I am willing to support. [23:30] Did you all hear they're going to add another star to the flag this July for that new state, uh...Oklahoma? [23:30] That'll never work and you know it! [23:30] Can you imagine? A 46-star flag! [23:31] How will they ever fit them all? [23:31] This is sooo getting old. [23:31] Marconi? Hmph. How does he conduct signals? Through the aether? Doubtful. [23:31] Too damn bad, Wood :P [23:31] Mind your tongue. There are ladies present. [23:32] Ladies? Where? [23:32] Or is there something you haven't been telling us, LH? [23:32] They may not be able to vote, but that does not mean we should use such coarse language. [23:32] * JorrelFraajic tips his hat toward sannse, Star|Away, and Nuku. [23:32] Nuku is an assemblage of 1s and 0s. :) [23:32] Hello sannse. [23:33] * sannse waves [23:33] 1s and 0s? Since when was Nuku-Nuku spelled with 1s and 0s? [23:33] 1s and 0s? My Burroughs can add those up in a matter of minutes! [23:33] You know quite well that Nuku is a marionette. [23:33] It's preposterous! [23:33] Indeed. [23:34] Observe! [23:34] !purr [23:34] Jedi_Goodwood: *purr* [23:34] * Nuku-Nuku does a sprightly jig. [23:34] It's incredible. [23:35] It's like some kinda of automaton! I haven't seen something this marvelous since that Chinaman at the World's Fair showed some of his inventions. [23:36] I daresay! I wonder when they'll get around to disassembling all those buildings in Forest Park? [23:37] WTF is with everyone loaning their voices or votes to me? What am I, some sort of Wiki Laywer? [23:37] LOL [23:38] What of that new Model T? I think it's pretty flashy. [23:38] "WTF?" Is that sort of crude...oh, I guess we're done. :P [23:38] Sorry, Jorrel. :( [23:38] Although I can hardly find a reason one would need to travel that fast. [23:38] Damn, the magic is gone. [23:38] And I just broke out the Wikipedia links! [23:38] :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % So, I could've gone out and partied tonight. Or I could've written my paper. Or I could've gone to bed early. But you Wookieepedia'd? No, but good guess. I watched Jon Stewart inteview Kermit the frog in the Daily Show archives. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [12:40] Random Jedi: "Hi, I'm a Jedi..." Everybody: "Hi, Jedi!" Random Jedi: "But it's been 26 days since I used the Force!" Everbody: "YAAAAAY!" [12:41] lol [12:41] Does make me wonder though, whether the Jedi Temple had a dating service. [12:41] lol [12:42] "Tis is an Intervention, you need to stop Force Fondeling women on the streets! [12:42] *This [12:42] lol [12:43] I'm quoting you on that 1 [12:43] Jedi Pervert: "You WILL disrobe, you WILL disrobe..." [12:43] LOL [12:44] You know, for people who weren;t supposed to have any attachments, a lot of Jedi seemed to get laid [12:44] Anakin, Quinlan, Etain, probably others [12:45] Oh yeah, Kam's dad [12:45] Seriously, the way of Jedi is frightfully unappealing: Be nice, be emotionless, and when you die, you can lose yourself within a giant gray cloud! Oh joy! [12:45] Just what I always wanted [12:46] I mean, where's the job satisfaction? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Crusades slash? http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/2383 "But Saladin knew him as Richard the Lion-hung." ... XD I think our explicit and implicit discussion of sex has been a little too homosexual lately. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % What does :p mean? It means my tongue is protruding from my mouth. In a nasty way? A little to the side, less taunty and more silly. You know, like a five-year-old girl? Oh. No, not nasty. Silly! I see. I think. Ok. The non-emotive beady black eyes don't help. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Virginia's state song was pretty racist. It was about a slave wanting to go back to his plantation. Like a poor man's Dixie, really. ugh Yeah, we got rid of it back in '06 ...2006? yep Uhh... We couldn't find a new one, which caused delay. LOL I'm with Duncatrix on this one :p http://www.50states.com/songs/virginia.htm nice. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % That's like... "Titanic 2: Surfacing" Starring Zombie DiCaprio. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "They always say Daala tore up the strategy books." LOL Yeah... because she thought they were for eating... "Grawhm DAALA HUNGRY" The strategy of losing your entire armada in a week? "num num num num" ISD SMASH -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc lotf) % anyone here read revelation? By St. John, right? The Star Wars novel or the end bits of the Bible? * SillyDan hasn't read either Heathen. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc religion) % The canon for the Jedi Exile is that it's a he. Want a reasonable explanation. * The Jedi Exile traveling with Brianna makes more sense than Mical traveling with the exile since if the handmaiden didn't go with the exile, how did Atris know what the exile is doing. * Also since your saying that Revan was a man which I agree, how come if the exile (as a women) fixed T3 and the hologram showed, how come Carth shows cause if I recall that only happens when your a women and if your a man Bastilla appears and if Revan was a man, Bastilla would've had a better relation ship with Revan if you know what I mean. * As a male, he would have a better relation with Atton, Visas and Mira. Plus more stuff would be accessible as a male. * Plus as I recall, on the oficial KOTOR II website which is now gone, I recall on the list of characters, the picture of the Jedi Exile was male. I demand that the Jedi Exile be changed to male as it is proper canon. My friends also agree with me and they're hardcore Star Wars fans and they say that the Jedi Exile was male though even though they're male that's not the point. --Vitas 07:15, 26 February 2008 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (exile wookieepedia) % StarNeptune> I tried reading True Colors, but I kept falling asleep I tried reading about True Colors, but I kept having weird little spasms. I tried liking Mandalorians, and then I vomited So far, all I got out of the book was that clones are people too, and that Jedi suck oh, and a bunch of Mando shit I think you pretty much summarized all Karen Traviss books right there I read that book. It was called "Triple Zero" then. :P God. I later read it when it was called "Sacrifice". True Colors was sooo much worse about the clones. "LOOK YOUGUYS! FUNNY LANGUAGE!" Seriously, those were the emo-ist soldiers in Star Wars history. *** Breathesgelatin is now known as Karen *** Karen is now known as Karen_Traviss ME KAREN TRAVISS! JEDI CORRUPT AND SUCKY FIGHTERS! MMMMMM OPALS! -- Wookiee' QDB (clones irc mandalorian traviss) % They cut out all the scenes in ROTS that DIDN'T make her look like a whiney pregnant woman it's not like you're effing incapacitated for 9 months Hey, don't forget she helped Yoda on Ilum. And, um, showed up for like 10 cumulative pages in the novel. not enough, you know, having the will to live You mean snow bunny Padme? oh yeah, she helped Yoda on Illum... IN A PORNO JUMPSUIT and then she participated in George Lucas's LEATHER FETISH Bah, there's nothing wrong with that jumpsuit. ewwwww Jumpsuits are like that. * StarNeptune cringes ok, then there's also nothing wrong with showing guy's junk through THEIR jumpsuits in EVERY comic I'm all for that :P me too! yet another reason I like KOTOR--Jarael isn't totally sexed up/whored out Er, have you seen her tits lately? Heh. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc kotor lucas padme rots sexuality) % this is pretty much a soft-core porn star I guess: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mermeia But yeah, there are lots of really ridiculous outfits worn by women in Star Wars. But no actual porn stars. http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/1991 well I found my outfit for Celebration V! lol@Breathes -- Wookiee' QDB (holidayspecial irc sexuality) % [11:23] Darth Bane Rocks [11:24] you're right...he should have been stoned to death for being such a crappy character [11:25] Hey Jaymach why dont you go stone youself [11:27] You can't stone yourself...if you tried to stone yourself, you'd keep hitting yourself to the point that you were rendered yourself unconscious and then be able to do anything more. [11:27] *that you had [11:27] Jaymach: You could build a machine. [11:27] |<-- DrthPower has left irc.freenode.net [11:28] That would be the machine stoning you. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Man, that's almost as bad as when Fourdot is the only one talking. :P "Old Timey Movies wugga wugga wugga wugga wugga Jimmy Stewart wugga wugga wugga wugga wugga Elizabeth Taylor." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331991,00.html <-- Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % And it's NOT always Tokyo - Godzilla has had fights in Hokkaido, Nagoya, Osaka . . . Or a miniature set that PASSED for those cities Well, yeah. No, they actually fought in the cities. Giant animatronic figures. Costs a lot to rebuild for the next movie, though. :( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe_%28film%29 "In terms of characterization, the focus will be on Scarlett and the Baroness's romantic lives." If Scarlett has a romance with the Baroness, then I'll watch, politics be damned. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw sexuality) % Lawyer killed by a shark. It's like... cannibalism Funny how the story claims he was both Austrian and Australian Duel citizenship O_O Which country will win? I'm thinking more along the lines of typo. Also possible -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [12:43] I'm one of those people who can tell you that a 3.5" floppy holds 1457664 bytes but can't tell you the name of the 6th president of the US. [12:44] I'll tentatively guess Van Buren before looking it up [12:45] D'oh [12:45] No, he's the eighth [12:45] * Gonk|Work smacks Enochf [12:45] I said tentatively [12:45] * Gonk|Work smacks Enochf tentatively -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [16:09] -->| The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia [16:09] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +o The4dotelipsis by Nuku-Nuku [16:09] |<-- The4dotelipsis has left irc.freenode.net [16:10] 4dot doesn't spend as much time here as he used to. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Interesting data: The conversation in #SWMWiki has consisted entirely of GreenTentacle saying good night once a day for 17 days, with a brief burst of activity on 2/12 in which GT told LO|Hereish to discourage moronic conversation in #wookieepedia. There's moronic conversation in #wookieepedia? No one informed me of this. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % thanks for fixing all that language Graestan It was nothing major; I was just being anal. anal can be a good thing Grae O.....k..... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Riffsyphon1024> so I guess we really don't celebrate articles with odd numbers, only 50000, 75000, 100000, etc Actually, when 55607 comes around, I'm having a huge party with ponies and prostitutes. lol, but now we're only 20000 away from that next milestone well 606 to yours Only 606 things to dredge up before I can have a pony ride! :D And a prostitute ride! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookieepedia) % Blood> What a lively place Quite. So what're you guys talking about? Love, liberty and disco. Ha No . . . really . . . just vandalism. That's pretty much it on this slow night. Disco is not dead! 9_9 Is so Disco lives [in the poorest of former Soviet nations]! Viva la working class >.> Yes, like Kazkhstan, Uzbekistan and Graestan. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % |<-- supergeeky1 has left freenode ("IRC: Where the men are men, the women are also men, and the boys are FBI agents.") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| Muppets101 (n=phillipf@wikia/Muppets101) has joined #wookieepedia Phil! Where /have/ you been! ? Busy :) Working? Schoolin? Crime? Politics? Interning Heh. Listed in descending order of desirability. Spot-on, Culator. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % [00:43] <@Darth_Culator> http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=105954 <-- Rarely does a news story make me shout in horror. This one did. [00:43] * +JorrelFraajic took a look at the title. [00:43] <@LordHydronium> Culator: The page hasn't loaded and already I don't like the title. :S [00:43] * +JorrelFraajic breaks down into a fear attack. [00:44] <+JorrelFraajic> Oh god, that's messed up. [00:44] <@LordHydronium> OH FUCK [00:44] <@LordHydronium> THAT IMAGE [00:44] <+JorrelFraajic> That cannot be fun. [00:44] <@Darth_Culator> Yeah. [00:44] <@The4dotelipsis> CHRIST. [00:44] <@Ataru> WTH? [00:44] <@Ozzel> Uh oh. [00:44] <+JorrelFraajic> MY EYES! THEY BURN! [00:44] <@The4dotelipsis> Why? [00:44] <@Ozzel> Abort! Abort! [00:44] <@The4dotelipsis> WHY? [00:44] <+JorrelFraajic> I bet his eyes burn too. [00:44] <@Darth_Culator> It looks like some kind of evil Nazi medical experiment. [00:44] <@Darth_Culator> But he's doing it voluntarily. [00:45] <@The4dotelipsis> It is. [00:45] <+JorrelFraajic> :'( [00:45] <@The4dotelipsis> It's what Mengele did. Apparently. [00:45] <@Havac> I saw the headline and immediately retreated like Pelly. [00:45] <@Ataru> I so don't want to know. [00:45] <+JorrelFraajic> :'( <-- him for 4 weeks after the procedure. [00:45] <@Havac> I saw the image for like half a second. [00:45] <@Havac> Half a second too long. [00:45] <+Muuurgh> Ugh. [00:47] <@Graestan> WAH! [00:47] * @Graestan just caught on and clicked. [00:47] <@Graestan> FUCK! [00:47] <@The4dotelipsis> I hate this world, and the people in it. What a waste. [00:47] <@Graestan> Man,did I gasp. [00:47] <@The4dotelipsis> "I look at people and I see nothing worth liking." [00:47] <@LtNOWIS> I was unfazed by that image. [00:47] <+JorrelFraajic> http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/eyetattooWN_450x400.jpg <-- Direct link for the ones who want to cry. [00:47] <@Graestan> NOWIS: LIES! [00:48] <+JorrelFraajic> NOWIS: YOU TRULY ARE THE WORST OF MEN! [00:48] <+JorrelFraajic> Hell, if Culator screamed in horror... [00:48] <@LtNOWIS> I actually have no human empathy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:59] Hmm, I need to be off. [01:00] <--| Ataru has left #wookieepedia ("Stop wreaking Havac by putting Hydronium on Top of Imp's Gonk") [01:00] Ew. [01:00] Wha? [01:00] |<-- Imp|zzz has left irc.freenode.net ("Quitting") [01:00] Massive ping alert... [01:00] I don't want to be anywhere near Imp's gonk. [01:01] He even made Imp leave. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/ad_WOTCminiature_2008.jpg heh! Excellent. I sencond that Excellent I like how Han always gets the girl in the end. -- Wookiee' QDB (han irc rpg) % They deleted "Confederacy of Independent Systems" from Wikipedia. :O Wow... A month ago today, I believe. Probably by someone whose favorite anime has articles for every episode, character, and object. -- Wookiee' QDB (anime irc wikipedia) % http://hercxena.wikia.com/wiki/Gabrielle <--Jesus, she's the second most important character on the show. Jesus! There isn't even a picture. There's not even a picture of Xena. I thought that show was just for men to masturbate to. Lesbians too, LO. Gabrielle isn't even good looking. She was alright. No, she looked like Sabrina the teenage witch. Melissa Joan Hart is unattractive? She's hideous. Hideous is a little strong. What the hell are your standards? (LO|Hereish): have you never seen Imp go mad about pictures? :P No. his standards on looks are through the roof It's his eagle-like vision. That's the problem. http://goodbyemailbox.com/uploaded_images/melissahart-718193.jpg Just look at all those damn .jpg artifacts. (Imperialles): what would your example of an attractive woman be then? :P (note that I don't find Hart attractive either) http://uploaded.interestingnonetheless.net/Kurfung/jcapri2.jpg Wait... Jordan Capri? The porn star? Yes. Yup... Imp likes women he can easily find nude pictures of. 9_9 *likes Yes, that's my sole criteria. 9_9 So you do have parameters. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw sexuality) % Oh here we go. I finally found the picture of the hot chick I was looking for. http://www.zombietime.com/berkeley_marines_2-12-2008/IMG_1521.JPG AH! GAAAH! What a horrible pairing. MY EYES! HER EYES! lol The goggles do nothing@ Why? :( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Musical cop porno shows + The Wookiee-Cast = HBO -- Wookiee' QDB (bots irc wookiee-cast) % Law of the SW universe: Every species female has breasts. Even reptiles. And insects. And fish. Culator: How else would fish and trees feed their young with milk? -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % [02:24] ium su fuckein druin, [02:24] *UIU"m so fucking' drun k [02:24] yea i am [02:25] mAUybe 8 drin,s for a light waieht llike e [02:25] 3* [02:25] meIU [02:25] lh ufu cme [02:28] m sooooo fuckin drunk right nkw [02:28] likea vuvb3 dru nk [02:29] -->| LtnOwwis|drunk has joined #wookieepedia [02:29] hioooah army! [02:29] |<-- LtNOWIS|away has left irc.freenode.net [02:29] we dpm] [02:29] t [02:29] t meed a cajom fp cl,,,amd/ W e dacm fogiure opkit our ourselvvea [02:29] hooah [02:29] wow i'm druk [02:30] you4 r abse vce riins mhy conve34saion [02:31] that's erigbt, j' = m glbaming you afor ,ayiknugn ut ess entertunng] [02:31] i aplbluse for that inoherent xtatement [02:34] =-= Havac has changed the topic to “Drunk admin night - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki. - http://starwars.wikia.com - Site status: Monaco works. Monobook still kicks its ass. - Channel status: "He will learn patience." - Please respect the IRC rules. - Quotes: http://qdb.lucidfox.org” [02:37] wooo alcohols [02:38] youre not me [02:39] Qfgt Biathc [02:41] ujr rigt/ I am soooo fucing drunk right nwo [02:41] soooooaoooooq` [02:45] dunsk droipinted the royal familyt [02:45] ya y vomit [02:46] Yes, I woulrd say so, erather [02:47] lol, just sneezed up a piecd of oninon] [02:47] ui kove you all [02:48] alright, in all seriousness, i'm out jow [02:48] now* [02:48] Uh, don't operate any motor vehicles. [02:48] See ya... [02:48] Yeah, per Hav. [02:49] time to s.leeeep -- Wookiee' QDB (drunk irc) % --> Bratac has joined #stargate Howdy hello Bratac long time Your arrival has reminded me of one question that has long bugged me because Skaara didn't have the power to do so :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % Pretty sweet that while I was too drunk to remember what I was doing, I was still able to spell "in all seriousness" correctly -- Wookiee' QDB (drunk irc) % I would totally play Star Wars: Extreme Beach Volleyball. Yarna D'al Gargan FTW! Askajans would break Euphoria. And Havok. And whatever the third one is called. DMM. Aye, that one. O_O t'landa Til would also break it. "Euphoria" is not the word that comes to mind... WITH THEIR HOTNESS. :| Reminds me of a quote from sw.com "If a structure exists -- big or small, dense or thin, floppy or rigid -- DMM causes it to react in the same way dictated by reality. " 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [00:35] !cyborg Cabal [00:35] Eyrezer: C.A.B.A.L.: Cybernetic Artificial Battle and Assassination Lifeform [00:35] It works! [00:35] lol - that is fantastic [00:35] !cabal [00:35] * Nuku-Nuku would like to remind everyone that There Is No Cabal. [00:35] Even though There Is No Cabal -- Wookiee' QDB (cabal irc nuku-nuku) % I'm pretty sure "beskar" is mando'a for "character shield." -YodaKenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf mandoa tfn) % [08:30] !blarg [08:30] Blarg to the EGttF to the bloody NJO while 4dot's doing Anakin. [08:30] Eew. [08:32] !cyborg Blarg [08:32] Gonk|Work: B.L.A.R.G.: Biomechanical Lifelike Android Responsible for Gratification [08:32] EEW [08:33] Heh. [08:34] Yeah, that's not a marketable name for a sexbot. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku sexuality) % Ozzel> Those Jinda dancers are pretty hot... for Jindas. FURRY! :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc) % [16:09] * LucidFox casts "Summon Jaymach" [17:04] <-- LO|Hereish has quit ("Blarg!") [17:57] I don't think that summon worked -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ric) % StarNinja99 can hardly believe what just happened Its amazing Mitosis is indeed a miracle. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc netsplit) % Another admiring comment that could definitely backfire. This one's from Gloria Steinem, in Austin, about Mrs Clinton: "I'm so grateful that she hasn't been trained to kill anybody. She probably didn't even play war games as a kid." ... Clinton: TRAINED TO KILL I would watch that. It'd be a good sitcom It's a political science fiction thriller. With a twist ending. (Obama wins) lol No, an even bigger twist. Hillary is Bill in disguise. And Bill is Obama. o_O And Chelsea is, uh, McCain. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics tv) % Hmm. Question of the day: "When cam i get the new star wasrs game" When you learn to spell, douche. Star Wasrs? I love that movie! Yes, we cam! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spelling) % people tend not to ask what you're wearing under the kilt considering, whenever I wear a kilt, I have at least 2 knives on me just keep your knife in its sheath all right [erection joke here] I keep a ten inch blade under my kilt, if you get my drift. B) Aw, Cull beat me to it. :P {{lies}} A ten inch erection would only be comfortable when wearing a dress anyway. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber_Research_Systems <--Yep, that's more notable than the CIS. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % It couldn't have been as good as Shaft in Africa: Brotherman in the Motherland You're making that up. Shaft in Africa? http://imdb.com/title/tt0070679/ "P.I. John Shaft is recruited to go undercover to break up a modern slavery ring where young Africans are lured to Paris to do chain-gang work." I refuse to believe anyone thought that was a good idea. Black, white, or retarded, /nobody/ is that stupid. You gotta love it because it vilifies the French. Wouldn't the Parisians notice a bunch of chained-together Africans doing hard labor randomly? They're too busy smoking cigarettes from the Americans that they hate and drinking wine with antifreeze in it and eating babies. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Webtools <--"Wookiepedia" handily beats "Wookieepedia" For April Fool's, we just change our name to Wookiepedia. Just draw a little X through an E in the logo. And write up an Onion-style press release on our reasoning. (Ozzel): I still prefer my idea (Ozzel): get Wikia to delete the site I once saw a guy defend "Wookie" as the proper spelling because it gets more Google hits. XD -- Wookiee' QDB (april1 irc wookiee wookieepedia) % Heh. "Big Gizz" is the worst name ever. Not if you're a porn star -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % ooh! Conan O'brien archives and ice cream a winning combination -- Wookiee' QDB (drunk irc) % Nomi made the order all MILFalicious. That's change we can believe in. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality totj) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Darth_Matas <--Look at those user boxes, and laugh. It's like a parody of stupid infoboxes everywhere. "This user is Not Gay and wishes Dios the best because God didn't make him Gay." Poor guy. :( W T F Why can't he be happy? We need to make an actual {{User_not_gay}} userbox. heh lol Image:Images (Custom).jpg This user thinks the Sith rule and own lol It is indeed hilarious. They don't just rule. They don't just own. They rule AND own! -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc sexuality sith) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Jedi_Consular&diff=1862615&oldid=1855939 <--Lol o_____O One of these days someone is going to source an article with itself. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi wookieepedia) % Hey Red, need your held. Help, even. ... Sorry. I'm not holding anything of yours. lol Well good, wouldn't want you to. Might be too heavy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Yeah, that was a great climax, Ozzel. That's what she said. I wish. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Someone says "Look at the size of that thing!" and Wedge says "Cut the chatter, Red Two!" You're so fucking clever, Tom Veitch. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (darkempire irc) % What is with this channel's obsession with sex? o_O ... I'm judging by the recent QDB input lol like... every other quote is an innuendo, and every third has a "sexuality" tag Its always been like that, you're just not seeing the context anymore. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % did you ever decide where to place Masters of Teras Kasi btw? seeing as that has a non-canon....err...winning video I don't think I've even considered that yet. So wait, [Boba Fett] takes a bounty on Vader in MoTK? What? yeeeah I don't really understand his winning movie at all he enters the competition in order to capture Solo and claim the bounty on him but his winning movie shows him taking down "the ultimate bounty" which is Vader frozen in carbonite o_O my reaction also :P ... I'll record the winning videos for it sometime they're...stupid Do all characters have storylines in that game? all of their storylines involve them beating Vader :P 'cept Vader's obviously in his winning video, he blows up the planet o_O _ o_O o_O_o o____________________________________________________________________O Arden Lyn's one shows her all smug after having defeated her ultimate foe and proven herself worthy o_O o O_O That's no good. :P Hoar's shows him having defeated Vader, finally being seen as worthy by Lyn (who instructed him in Teras Kasi) Hehehe...Hoar. Leia's shows her killing Vader then blasting off in a spaceship Luke's shows him killing Vader then looking all sad Whaaaaat. it's a fun game! :P I'm sure it is. But canon-wise... :P Thok's just shows him taking a drink he's simple Good man. Er, Gamorrean. What is this connection between winning a tournament and killing Vader? Vader's a bad guy :P BTW, I'm gonna need the Fett one for --amusement's sake-- the article. :P I know which means I need to play the damn thing again and win :P Vader's the final boss for everyone though the last person they all face himself included Ah. Wait, what? Explain to me how Vader fights himself. well one of them has slightly grey-er armour so you can tell who is who Uh-huh. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon fett vader) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/2470 - What's all this, then? Without looking at it, probably about sex. Did the prodigal Soviet son return? Huh. o_O That was even uncannier than I thought it would be. -- Wookiee' QDB (qdb sexuality) % http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird.jpg the wings almost look like they're made of material Most things are My newest airplane is made out of pure ideas. :P Enochf> What do you mean? Most things are made of material Or was there a word missing? lol. I meant "cloth" :p Black flying cloth planes! We've reached Wicked Witch of the West technology! Skywriting "Surrender Saddam" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Way to fail, news media: http://news.google.com/archivesearch?hl=en&ned=us&q=wookiepedia&ie=UTF-8 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % * StarNinja99 lives in a town of 80-100 people One horse? nahh No horse. ...okay. I assume nobody did. -->| s65horsey has joined #wookieepedia Here's one. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % I've maintained a consistent rate of FA noms for 3 years now. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % LtNOWIS> Haden Blackman sets the standard for terrible biographical articles. Wookieepedia doesn't care about the Blackman. Of course, I know Jaymach wishes we didn't have any. Black people? Bio articles. Oh. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % (LtNOWIS): I never said we should have any...I said their articles should be of equivalent size to their Star Wars contibutions if a person has only voiced a background character, we should have very little on them if, however, they starred in several films then we should have bigger articles on them OH MY GOD, Jaymach wants all our articles to look like this!!!!!! http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=George_Lucas&direction=next&oldid=1891 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Why do people dislike the Hapans? You mean, why does Charlemagne dislike the Hapans? Because they're eeeeeevil scheming debauched monarchists. Yeah, that's what I mean. The Hapans are kinda dicks. So to speak. Yeah. Though not nearly as OH NOES TEHY'R EVIL as Charlemagne makes them out to be. Chuck thinks everyone is evil. :P But they seem to go around being assholes on general principle. Except real Jedi. Real Jedi are as pure as the driven snow. If they're not pure as the driven snow, they're not real Jedi. Jedi are angels. That isn't even a strawman. He literally says that. -- Wookiee' QDB (hapes irc jedi tfn) % Ba-ba-ba borrrred, ba ba ba borrrrrrred. b-b-b-bored b-b-b-bored b-b-b-borrred... b-b-b-bored b-b-b-bored b-b-b-borrred... ba-ba-ba-bored... ba-ba-ba-bored... Buh buh buh bored. Bored. Borrred. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % LtNOWIS> !wiki Time LtNOWIS: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Time ^Doesn't cite sources. I like how appearances is "All Star Wars books", while apparently there's only time in one source. : *All Star Wars works Yeah. The New Essential Chronology didn't mention time, that's for sure. Greek root words be damned. -- Wookiee' QDB (essential irc wookieepedia) % http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2008/03/caption20080311.html Only now does the good caption come to mind. "Oh come on. Like I had time for all this crap." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc rebellion vader) % [i]Nothing[/i] is a given with George Lucas and television. This is the guy who said "Yes, let's make Star Wars cartoons for TV...but only ones that are three minutes long." Who said "I'm going to make a television show about my popular two-fisted action hero Indiana Jones...but it will begin when he's nine years old, and we'll see him learn all kinds of important life lessons from historical figures in a semi-educational setting. Oh, and we're going to travel [i]all around the world[/i] to do it." What sane person would have decided on that? --TalonCard -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lucas tv) % Wikipedia's #1 enemy: schoolchildren. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:71.174.246.27 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % [09:39] !bored [09:39] Eh, I use it as /Force/ lightning? [09:39] Hmm. [09:40] Interesting combination. [09:40] I was thinking about monkeys (random, I know) when she said that. Now I wonder why we never see more advanced Force usage by animals. [09:41] There's force repulsion by ysalamirs, force sensing by vornskrs, force camouflage by hssiss, but why no lightning? [09:42] hmmmm [09:44] (Culator|Work): there is a species that does Force lightning [09:44] from its nostrils (sadly, not a joke) [09:44] In Galaxies? [09:44] nope [09:44] WotC [09:44] 9_9 [09:45] Neat. [09:45] the K'kayeh dragon [09:45] Does it look like Pikachu? [09:45] no picture [09:45] Then I shall imagine that it looks like Pikachu. [09:46] feel free [09:46] heh [09:46] heh, my site is the first result in google [09:46] google K'kayeh dragon [09:46] http://www.cuswe.org/entryclass.asp?page=17&search=K [09:46] oh boo :P [09:46] it's first on my search [09:47] Pikachu is great. [09:47] Living Force. Should have guessed. -- Wookiee' QDB (force galaxies irc nuku-nuku) % [09:36] I think finnish Jedipedia is the most active wiki. Of course Wookiee is more active, but we have only 5 active users! And every day there comes about 250 contributions [09:36] Think!! [09:36] Wookiee has hundreds of users... [09:37] And i see, you LtNOWIS only put interwiki links to Jedipedia. [09:37] LFPSKELÖYGSKEROPIFSEJFSKDLRUIEWOJFDSKLEFI [09:37] |<-- Uo has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) [09:38] Was that a Finnish word? [09:38] wtf [09:38] Probably. [09:38] It means "Bread" [09:38] Oh, I thought it was "hello." [09:39] LFPSKELÖYGSKEROPIFSEJFSKDLRUIEWOJFDSKLEFI = Hello ? [09:39] Wait, that's LFPSKELÖYGSKEROPIFVEJFSKDLRUIEWOJFDSKLEFU -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [09:51] http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Terminator_2:_Judgment_Day_-_Cybernetic_Dawn <--Goddamn, that's unreadable. [09:51] He has a fundamental failure to understand gramatic tense and number. [09:51] Grammatical [09:52] :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Luke is enamored with a swarthy, dark-haired, older man with a mustache and a phallic name like Biggs. Biggs, of course, is a sailor." Hahahahaahahahaah. You've never see that page, Hav? No. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke sexuality) % [02:08] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Luke_Skywalker_a_real_Skywalker%3F - Gold. ... [02:25] I love jSarek's response to that post, Jorrel. [02:25] Uh huh. [02:25] That's the gold of the post. [02:25] Warning! Sperm has engaged the enemy! [02:26] The egg will be in range in five minutes. [02:26] Stand by... [02:26] Stand by... [02:26] *FERTILIZATION* [02:26] Nice. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % DKM's got game. Trip called him the Stover before Stover. ... Fett floated in a long dreamtime moment, tied to the gambler's last moments of real awareness down in the slime on the floor of the pit, blind, deaf, limbs dissolved, rib cage cracked apart with the tentacles massaging his organs, dreaming of a woman who loved him—Boba Fett had been born to anger, and rage was his life. He struggled up out of the vision, fought it wildly, carried himself... ...up out of the nightmare on the back of a wave of fury and abruptly was back, there in his body with the pain of the burning acid all around him, suffused with a clear, lucid, thinking hatred, an emotion so dark and deep and pure the Dark Lord himself might never have felt its equal. He could hear his own heartbeat thudding in his ears and he said, "I'm going to kill you very slowly," and he had never meant anything more in his life. This is what it feels like to be Boba Fett. -- Wookiee' QDB (boba fett irc stover) % [12:07] "Star Wars: Galaxies is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game that makes baby Jesus cry." -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc) % [18:31] Fett was an escort? [18:31] He's part of the Emperor's Club. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [07:53] "Brand new tecnolgy the forcee unleshed is a state of the art gameing exorince using euriopa (which makes charcters move like real live.for example if a stroomtrooper fel" [07:53] You know ... [07:54] ... There has to be a point at which a person says to himself, "Self, I can't string together more than four words. What am I doing editing a very word-oriented website?" -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc) % Hillary Duff as Padmé...please... She may have nice melons, but I've got more acting talent in my left pinky. XD Yeah but... Nice melons make up for a /lot/ of missing talent. Not in this case, as she's supposedly doing voicework only. Ah. Well to hell with her then. Unless they're motion-capturing her bounce. Probably not. Well to hell with her then. Movie Padmé never had much in the bounce department. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Y'know, I'm not sure if having lots of pictures of Fett in different eras is really going to add *that* much more information. :P "Here's Fett at the beginning of the Vong War. Here's Fett at the end of the Vong War, looking identical. Here's an indistinguishable picture of Fett ten years later." "Here's Fett months after that...nah, just kidding, that's really an ESB picture." -- Wookiee' QDB (fett irc) % [01:00] who is Jacob? [01:01] The guy in the hutt. [01:01] oh right [01:01] Gah, I mean "hut". :P [01:01] and lol [01:01] In the Hutt? Jabba ate him? :P [01:02] And Sawyer called Hurley Jabba...OMG, Hurley is the cabin! o_O [01:02] amazing how SW slips into everyday words [01:02] he called someone Yoda too -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/2499 - I'm slightly confused. Where did this happen ? wait what, they are using Hillary Duff as Padme? That's my question. And, if that's the case, I will rue the day when [[Hillary Duff]] becomes an article. I'll also most likely be the one creating it :P indeed just so you can make sure you are rueing the proper day? Wait, what? For the cartoon? Hillary Duff is Padmé? Trip: I can't find proof, so I'm skeptical. Oh :( Lol: That, and for the lols. It sounds far too good to be true Google hits nothing; must've been a guessing game or something. At who would be playing Padme. Shame on you for getting my hopes up. yes Yes, shame on me. Bad me! It was probably just a stupid rumor or something. I think we should start one too PadmeDuff would be too hilarious for words. like Urkel will be voicing Mace Windu LIES! All I know is, they better not change Saessee's voice and Hammer is playing Yoda and hulk hogan is playing 3p0 This statement is epic: Hayden Christensen has also expressed interest in reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker, though he admitted that he hasn't been asked to yet (From the Wook article) lol poor Hayden he tries so very hard Hayden Christensowned Sometimes I sit back and wonder if actors ever go online to sites like TFN or some forum to see what people say about them. And then find out people think they suck. *All I know is, they better not change Saessee's voice, and also they better replace Mat Lucas, but not with Hayden -- Wookiee' QDB (irc liveaction tv) % "we're having a hell of a lot of... a great time making it." someone has a hell of a lot of a great grammar skills -- Wookiee' QDB (irc liveaction tv) % QDB updated Covers have a history of error. That hillary Duff quote needs the "breasts" tag. QDB updated again |<-- JorrelFraajic has left freenode ("") -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc liveaction qdb tv) % http://www.goldcoast.com.au/article/2008/03/19/9039_gold-coast-top-story.html <-- This is not how I plan to go out, but I am impressed. I mean, death by killbot. That's groundbreaking. I mean, sure, his descendants will probably be killed by robots too, but he's way ahead of his time. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [13:33] -->| Jello (~chatzilla@cpe-66-27-158-70.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eu [13:33] =-= Mode #eu +o Jello by ChanServ [13:33] she's not here [13:34] Yo Emperah J! [13:34] psh [13:34] he's not my "emperah" ... [14:19] Greetings, citizens. [14:26] hello jello [14:26] hiya [14:26] I have 2 finals tomorrow. [14:26] Bleh, BLEH [14:26] and I have classes in less than ah hour I should be going [14:26] Jello's reaction time appears to be 45 minutes. :P [14:26] later! [14:27] |<-- dgxxx has left irc.holonet.org () [14:27] that's how long it takes jello to set [14:27] :p [14:28] Or else he gets his Internet via a satellite signal bounced off Mars. [14:28] So he'll respond to this about 3:13. :P ... [15:10] my reaction time is not that slow, fiend! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Yo peeps. No, you cannot have my Peeps. * Ozzel eats a Peep. Gah! I don't ever want one of those! Don't you know that all peeps were made in 1959 and they're *still* trying to get rid of them? How do they keep them so fresh? Chemicals. They're like the snack food that never dies. * Ozzel eats another Peep anyway. You know they just come out the other end, completely intact, right? O_O Perhaps Jeff Goldblum is not the only one watching us poop. Would that be considered a Peep show? ...or a poop show? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:41] I wish I was Big Brother. [14:41] So many stupid people could benefit by being yelled at by me on a giant screen every day. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:59] Hmm. There's a place in New Zealand called Lower Hutt. [20:59] I would never, ever, want to be in a place called Lower Hutt. [21:00] As opposed to Upper Hutt? [21:00] LOL [21:00] Let's ask Eyrezer if he's been there. [21:01] Upper Hutt or Lower Hutt? Would you rather be in Jabba's face or Jabba's ass? [21:02] They both look roughly the same. [21:02] I still prefer Pizza Hutt. -- Wookiee' QDB (hutt irc) % =-= kirby is now known as Chris_Hansen -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fun exercise in math: Coruscant had 50 times the population of Byss. Byss had 10 times the population of Alderaan. Alderaan had 80 times the population of Carida. Carida had 25 times the population of the Death Star. Crazy, huh? --LtNOWIS -- Wookiee' QDB (alderaan deathstar tfn) % [09:19] Regardless, Guam is also part of the United States. [09:27] Guam. I love Guam. They have a pretend presidential election. "We have no electoral votes but we vote anyway! Yaaaaay!" [09:28] Hooray! Everyone's a winner! [09:32] I think the Guamians are practicing for when they're a real state and their votes still don't count. [09:33] Ooh, that's a fantastic word. [09:33] Guamian. [09:33] Sounds like some kind of extraterrestrial. [09:34] Votes only count in one place. Florida: Kingmaker. [09:34] WE ARE THE GUAMIANS. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR DRINKS WITH UMBRELLAS IN THEM. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VI1J300&show_article=1&image=large <-- Seriously, Jamie Lee Curtis is turning into Richard Dean Anderson. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| Huntster1138 has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Nick collision from services.) =-= Huntster1138 is now known as Huntster |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) I think Huntster's trying to communicate with us... morse? lol Perhaps. Mon Cal whatever code, per whichever NR novel mentioned it... We'd need to have seconds in the time stamps for that to work... Don't spoil my fun! Blink code. Ah, that's it. -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia I know what you're at, you villain! Don't give us the silent treatment, Huntster. We've been watching. |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) ... |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia Hunster, on or off. Pick one. :P |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia O_o <--| Huntster has left #wookieepedia (requested by LordHydronium) ... -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia -->| Huntster1138 has joined #wookieepedia |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) =-= Huntster1138 is now known as Huntster |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) HOLY JESUS -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia ? he's dead right now On and off and on and off and on and off and on and off check again on Sunday |<-- Huntster has left freenode (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) O.0 * Sgt_Johnson gives Huntster the gifts of better intarwebz -->| Huntster1138 has joined #wookieepedia -->| Huntster has joined #wookieepedia ... =-= Mode #wookieepedia +b *!*huntster@*!#wookieepedia-social by Grey-man =-= Huntster1138 was booted from #wookieepedia by Grey-man (Grey-man) =-= Huntster was booted from #wookieepedia by Grey-man (Grey-man) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % pickles (not penises) are my favorite food -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % axoren123: Bisexuallity is like a television, no telling who will turn it on -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality) % [08:20] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted%27s_Excellent_Cereal [08:20] More encyclopedic than the CIS, I assume. [08:22] Ah, ephemeral cereals. [08:25] I wonder if Soylent Green came in cereal form. [08:26] "Free Edward G. Robinson Action Figure in every box!" [08:26] The non-marshmallow pieces would look like little humans, and the marshmallow pieces would look like Soylent Green. You could send in an order for a cereal bowl shaped like a dump truck. [08:27] And just to drive everybody crazy, none of the cereal would be green [08:27] Prompting new material for observational comics [08:27] "What's up with that?" [08:28] No grapes, no nuts, what's the deal? [08:29] (Culator|Work): you forget the mentality of Wikipedia editors [08:29] anything that actually exists in the real world is more encyclopedic than anything that only exists in a fictional universe [08:32] Right, right. I have trouble thinking like a boring humorless douchebag. -- Wookiee' QDB (food irc non-sw) % [22:59] >:( is the Imperial wrath [22:59] :D is your winning smile [22:59] XD is your cum face [22:59] ... [22:59] ... [22:59] ... [22:59] ... [22:59] .... [23:00] He's not here. [23:00] Who? [23:00] .... [23:00] Oh, right. [23:00] :( [23:00] You know...I don't think I make that face... [23:00] ... [23:00] .... [23:00] T. M. I. [23:00] lol [23:01] ... [23:01] Lets get back to a topic we can discuss without freaking out, then, kay? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [00:56] |<-- StarNinja99 has left irc.freenode.net ("What does Jedi Master look like? Doese he look like a bitch?") [00:56] If he's Coleman Trebor, yes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % Just go with astroturf. :-P :| You'll never have to mow it. * Grae|AFK dies a little inside Keep saying that, Ataru ;) Plastic shrubberies! Giant ficus trees! <--| Grae|AFK has left #wookieepedia Well, that was amusing. Later. <--| Ataru has left #wookieepedia ("I'll be back.") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % On another note, it stopped snowing. It's raining men here. * Graestan 's gonna let himself get soakin' WEEEEETTTTTT...... ... ..... I am disturbed You? Disturbed? Must be /really/ disturbing, then. * Graestan is actually listening to Gladys * Lord_Oblivion is listening to Asshole * Graestan is fingering Asshole Grae... :? Nothing. *** Graestan left #wookieepedia [requested by Culator|Work: "Ew."] The song gives me a special feeling in the subcockle area -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ataru> Havac: Our next step should be to replace all applicable databank articles with Wookieepedia featured article.s *s. It should certainly be our goal to pass them in Google hits. We already surpass them in content, quality (on FA and GA), and rate of updating. The only thing they have is . . . officialness. We faaaaaaaaaaar surpass them in rate of updating. !Databank Why is that not a valid command either? Havac: Last I looked at Luke, he'd just won the Swarm War. (on databank) Hell, thanks to Fourdot, our articles on the WTS entries are as good as the Databank entires themselves. Yes, that crazy Aussie. Hey, I remember WTS. Wow. It's like... the ramblings of the five-letter-users. :P Whatever, Jorel. =-= JorrelFraajic is now known as JorEl QDB? I feel as if I can join the conversation now. -- Wookiee' QDB () % "Transformers Animated" says the TV guide as if this is some kind of radical new idea. Animated... Transformers? Never heard of such a thing. I don't believe it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Zahn's just as bad as Traviss, Ataru. :P Trip: Bah! He's the Traviss before Traviss. Bah! A whole race of Stus... a made-up language... Stubbornly retconning away stuff he doesn't like... -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss irc thrawn traviss zahn) % I give Traviss small props for KJA references . . . wait, WHY WOULD I WANT THAT? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kja lotf traviss) % Shaniqua is usually a black name isn't it? Yes. No, it's a Korean name. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Ysalamir <--We should unprotect this. Anyone opposed? go for it All in favor, say nothing. Something. Motion passes overwhelmingly. * Lando-SpacePimp vandalizes Ysalamiri page -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Oh, and apparently if an OOU LFL source calls Fett a villain that means he's canonically and unambiguously bad. "Villain" is a narrative device. no, you're a narrative device! It's like saying "the Battle of Yavin is canonically the climax of the story". ...meaningless. -- Wookiee' QDB (anh canon fett irc) % i was wondering who luke was going to fight after C'baoth Jesus. wait wow nevermind he goes on to fight Buddha and Moses then Joseph Smith and Xenu -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke religion) % [14:37] Anybody played that game, Bully? Any good? [14:38] Haven't played it. [14:38] it sucks [14:38] I read about the controversy surrounding it. [14:39] People labeling it a mass murder simulator before anyone knew anything about it other than the basic concept. [14:39] 9_9 [14:39] I hate people. [14:40] * Gonk|Work is going to make a game in which the entire premise is collecting fluffy pink bunnies and arranging them on a bed of posies. It will be called "Mass Murder Simulator" just to get attention. [14:40] And Jack Thompson is a dick. [14:40] Oh wait... [14:41] I think it was Doom 3 that was called a mass murder simulator... [14:41] they called Bully something similar though. [14:41] Yes... [14:41] So murdering monsters from hell is a crime now? [14:41] Apparently. [14:41] Well, yeah. [14:42] There are laws against harming extraterrestrials. I'm certain that somebody would stretch them to apply to demons. [14:42] Ahhh [14:42] "Subterrestrials," you mean. [14:42] Heh. [14:43] i think murdering things from anywhere is a law in most places, but demons should be an acception [14:43] Tell that to the D.C. demon lobby. Feh. [14:43] According to my grandfather's old military handbook thing, upon encountering extraterrestrials, you should just surrender. [14:43] XD [14:43] I believe the Law of Alien Invasions says no matter what you do, it's wrong [14:44] If you try to shoot them down, they turn out to be carrying the cure for cancer [14:44] If you send a peace offering, they destroy your planet -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [00:18] Aayla Secura looks pretty dead in that CW webcomic. [00:19] Perv. [00:19] "very dead" then. :P [00:19] ;-) -- Wookiee' QDB (aayla irc) % I need to go overthrow my reptilian masters and get something from the store. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [h]Roan Shryne and Darth Vader (+6)[/h] Shryne: "You're one of the Lost Twenty, like Dooku." Vader: "I am the twenty-first, Master Shryne. Surely you've heard of Anakin Skywalker. The Chosen One." ―Roan Shryne and Darth Vader, shortly before Shryne's death on Kashyyyk For 3. I CRYIN` when DARTH VADER relevates to ROAN SHRYNE that IT IS ITS` CHOSEN ONE. -- Ozzel 06:33, 20 March 2008 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (qotd vader wookieepedia) % -->| Guban has joined #wookieepedia NABUG! * Graestan huggles Guban :D |<-- Guban has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit) haha ROFL! He's off to report sexual assault I have no idea who the fuck that was. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc random) % [18:59] I think you should have to take an IQ test when you get pregnant [18:59] if you're reasonably intelligent, you get to keep it [18:59] if you're not, you get killed and your kid along with you [18:59] solves the problem [19:00] if only one of the parents is intelligent, they get to live but the baby still gets killed [19:00] No, you should have to take an IQ test /before/ you get pregnant. They need to come up with some way to just turn reproduction off until you prove you deserve it. [19:00] I prefer my method [19:01] IQ test is too prone to error. [19:01] Just ask the person what you put in a toaster. [19:01] The answer will determine survival. [19:01] And if they say "toast" you shoot them? [19:01] Toast! [19:01] Correct. [19:01] No, you put /them/ in the toaster. [19:01] :O [19:01] Even better. [19:01] Uh huh. [19:01] Cruel and bitter irony. [19:02] And it gets the job done. [19:02] "Toast!" "No, you." [19:02] What if they answer "People who fail to answer correctly"? [19:02] They get a promotion. [19:02] Keep them. [19:02] Smart ass. Into the toaster. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:04] Hmm. Random question. Why does syndication bleep "asshole" as "ass[bleep]"? [19:04] Because now you're talking about a donkey. [19:05] A donkey bleep. [19:05] I... see. [19:05] There's no such thing as donkey holes? [19:05] Have you seen one? [19:05] You know, holes where you keep the donkeys? [19:05] 4dot: Stranger things have happened. [19:05] Donkeys are kept in hutches, silly. [19:05] You asshutch! [19:05] No, doesn't work. [19:05] What if the hutch was in a hole? [19:06] Into the toaster. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Jello has changed the topic to: What about horse twincest? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [01:34] -->| Bllasae (n=AntiGayS@AC8231CA.ipt.aol.com) has joined #wookieepedia [01:34] AntiGay? [01:34] well you're not going to fit in here at all on Thursdays -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Changing subject, I think I my appreciation for GFDL has grown: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KeiraKnightleyJuly06.jpg -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wikipedia) % NO TBT HYDRO SMASH TBT -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:29] !markov 4dot is [23:29] 4dot is expanding Anakin by starting with a cocktail of mildly psychoactive medications and other annoyances [23:29] It's probably more fact than fiction [23:29] Literal laughter. [23:29] Indeed [23:30] !markov Fourdot is [23:30] Fourdot is turning into... [23:30] TBT. [23:30] Into 3dot? [23:30] He's losing a dot! [23:30] :O -- Wookiee' QDB (irc markov nuku-nuku) % http://www.thestar.com/columnists/article/406987 <--I saw "Star Wars" and "seductive bust," and was terribly dissapointed to see an article that was neither about Star Wars nor breasts. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % Muslims don't like Star Wars, right? Um... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm at my university's brand new library. It's like a 40 inch monitor. 1920 x 1200 resolution. It's the best library ever. I don't see why they wouldn't... Simon, you are NOT on a 40" monitor! On this monitor, Pelly's article actually has a sizable scrollbar. :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % *** The4dotelipsis is now known as TheKraytDot Legacy is truly a wonder of storytelling. I heart Legacy. *** TheKraytDot is now known as The4dotelipsis I just can't do that. I feel dirty. Legacy is better when Cade isn't in it. That's true. But that's like saying that shit is better when there's no carrot in it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc krayt legacy) % *** CarlitosMoff has joined #wookieepedia And she does anal! -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc sexuality) % That's enough gayness for one night. <--| Lord_Oblivion has left #wookieepedia-eroticism <--| JorrelFraajic has left #wookieepedia-eroticism Well, looks like it's just you and me now... I'm outta here. o_O <--| Hydro`a has left #wookieepedia-eroticism -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Now I'm looking at lolcatz pictures. http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIQCq8dc9rY/Rvur2OsMpzI/AAAAAAAABac/yn5WSaiKdG4/s400/i+can+explain.jpg Me too, Ozz. Me too. O_O We've all been there. Looking at lolcatz I mean, not caught in embarrissing poses with dogs. Speak for yourself. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [13:56] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Unstable_Terrain_Artillery_Transport&curid=9766&diff=1903454&oldid=1875157 [13:56] thoughts? [13:56] They say unstable terrain ain't no place to start a family. -- Wookiee' QDB (april1 irc) % <@Hydro`a> Steve, sing Don't Stop Believing while performing teras kasi! <@StevePerry> Ok... <@StevePerry> "Jyust a small-town g-OW! OH SWEET JESUS, MY SPINE" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:29:11] BOOBS [21:29:14] Link? [21:29:26] I posted that before RF said "BOOBS" [21:29:29] I just want to point that out. [21:29:31] No you didn't. [21:29:37] * Azzt`ika goes QDB [21:29:38] You're getting a link to the boobs either way. [21:29:58] http://dustinweaver.livejournal.com/9372.html -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % "While Star Wars has never really exited the pubic conscience, 2008 is the year it will burst back onto the scene like never before." <--Really? I seem to recall '05 being a big year... And '99... But Nowis! FU is the NEXT CHAPTER IN THE SAGA! NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc rots tpm) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mos_Eisley_Spaceport&action=edit - This is probably the biggest :| thing I've ever seen. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Chee said, "There is not an official source for a "Darth Phobas." And don't get me started on "Tuilek Fodder". " He probably meant, "Don't even get me started on how canon it is." -- Wookiee' QDB (canon fu irc) % [12:52] We're not supposed to do tech support at the service center, but old people come in anyway because they're afraid they'll die on hold. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4852/blz32lx2.jpg That'd be a great lead quote... Nice. Heh @ Nowis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Quote pimp http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Quote_of_the_Day/In-Universe#Palpatine_.28.2B9.29 Consider me that quote's John. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qotd) % Amanoa's not too fond of porn No? What if it's Beast Rider bondage porn? lol Drexls & the whole nine? Freedon's Nadds. oh damm......disgusting -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % !boobs Nuku fails. !markov Fail Fail to suck. Oh shut up. !markov Boob Boob jokes aside, I really don't worry !markov Boob Boob jokes aside, I like Hans. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc nuku-nuku sexuality) % I still don't understand why Wikipedia should have an article on the CIS. It has no OOU notability whatsoever, really.. What's the OOU significance of Boromir? Or, for that matter, the other Boromir: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boromir_%28Steward%29 What's the OOU significance of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_%22The_Whale%22_Biederbeck ? I mean...are you kidding me? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % "Defeat Luke Skywalker" some people will love that it should have been: "School Luke Skywalker" i hope you have to press a button combo to reveal that you're his father -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % hi how are things in Wookieeland? They're great. A bit hairy. Lots of big news lately. Oh, well, hairy for people who write articles. Great for people who update the news section and appearances lists. Oh, that Wookieeland. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Apparently, each platform version of TFU is gonna be different. well...yeah it would be impossible to make the PSP or Wii versions the same Won't it be great to play TFU with our grandchildren? hah...you think it will be out when our grandchildren are still alive? dream on -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % For those worried about the WoW wiki overtaking our article count...there's always the Clone Wars TV show to help buoy us back up. Eventually, WoW will stop being popular... right? Sure. I hear it will stop next Tuesday, actually. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/TAC/TAC0811maris3.jpg - That's just unhealthy. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % Bendak is a bitch. I smoked him and barely lost a Light Side Point. Then you give his magic blaster to Carth, because it isn't worthy of you. With all its Mando-wannabe juice on the handgrip. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % "Space Pirates of the Galaxy" is the worst title ever. As opposed to, not of the Galaxy? What about "Galaxy Pirates of Space"? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Reddjak_lolz.jpg Well, with a title like that last one, how can I not click? lolz It's totally descriptive. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Do Fett and Daala get it on or something? Possibly. Depending on how you want to read an ellipsis. For my sanity, I'm sticking with "no". http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Wookieepedia:Quote_of_the_Day/In-Universe&oldid=1914943#Admiral_Daala_.26_Boba_Fett_.28.2B2.29 Read that one way, and they most certainly are. Yes. This is why I'm voting against it, once the edit goes through. :P As ambivalent as I may be about some aspects of Revelation, I am secure in my hatred of anything Daala-related. Fett probably keeps his mask on even when he's with the ladies. Er, helmet. "Target sighted, one meter." "Half a meter." "Open fire." I hate myself. Yikes. They're old people. Ew. Don't worry, Hydro, I hate you too. You're not alone. ^_^ -- Wookiee' QDB (daala fett irc lotf sexuality) % [06:54] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Images_of_Antinnis_Tremayne - One of these things is not like the other. [06:54] And I'm not talking about Fat Tremayne. [06:54] Eyrezer: Tremayne has one of the most erratic hair colors of anyone in canon. :P [06:54] Red, brown, black, blond...you name it, he's done it. [06:55] although the black hair is only in the greyscale images. You could argue then for the brown instead [06:55] Green. [06:55] the three colour ones are brown IMO [06:56] Brown tends to look slightly lighter in greyscale. [06:56] I think. [06:56] lol [06:56] Well, I reckon the Fat Tremayne's a redhead. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| Azzt|Dead has joined #wookieepedia * Ozzel pays his respects for the dead. USD, please. Cash or check only please. No credit cards. Sorry. Darn. I was gonna see if you took Paypal. nope, sorry Screw that, then. |<-- Azzt|Dead has left freenode (Client Quit) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fuck wookiees LtN: I'll pass, thanks. Hehe, only if you want your ass broken. Or ripped in half. Knocked his head clean off! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality wookiee) % Some Clone Wars break out, that's all you really need to know. heh, sounds like a good plot summary Honestly, it's a very roundabout plot in 2, and that's basically all that happens. The killing of Zam Wessell was PIVOTAL to the saga, Cull. -- Wookiee' QDB (aotc irc zam) % There are two types of Star Wars fans. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-starwars14mar14,1,1261664.story - Those who get angry at this caption, and those who do not. oh and Sam10 but...he doesn't really count Count me amoing the former. I fall into the first group. You're a newspaper, for Chrissakes. Get shit right. I don't. :P * sannse guesses they aren't storm troopers (sannse): ARC troopers They're clonetroopers. They didn't become stormies until the war ended. -- Wookiee' QDB (clones irc lucas stormtrooper) % If I really wanted to force this thing to 1000 words, I could just spam the phrase "Big Time Hero of Beyond-Squib Eliteness" a bunch of times. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % O.o what the feck? "Thanks for your edit. Check out these related articles: Senate Head of Public Affairs Office, Rebel Trooper, FarStar." that's possibly the most useless and annoying feature they've added yet In fairness, Rebel Trooper is a must-read article. ... "Thanks for breathing this one time. Did you know that you could do other things relating to the upkeep of your body? Try drinking, eating, and sleeping." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % JAT in a nutshell: Han goes to Kessel for some reason, diplomacy or something, crashes and gets thrown into the spice mines. There he meets Kyp. Meanwhile, Luke is searching for Jedi. And he finds them. Then Han and Kyp escape and find the Sun Crusher in the Maw and bring it back to the Republic. Then Daala gets mad and tries to SMASH REPUBLIC. Then Kyp joins Luke's Academy and stuff goes nasty, and Kyp goes evil and makes Luke go into his sad-stasis. Then Kyp blows up some shit, and comes back and says "I've been a baaaaad boy" and is now a hero or something. Meanwhile, the Solo kiddies get lost in the Coruscant underworld, but are saved, Ambassador Furgan tries to assassinate Mon Mothma, and fails due to Clighal being really good or something, and he also tries to kill the Solo kids, but catches Ackbar raping Winter or something and just backs out of the room slowly, mouth agape. That's it. -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar daala han jat jedi kja kyp luke) % [22:20] why did i get kicked off & banned from the Halopedia channel? [22:20] <@TheXWADot> Does this look like the Halopedia channel? [22:20] i know i just came here since i got banned from there [22:21] <@TheXWADot> Right. That's OK, but we don't know what the hell goes on in there. [22:21] ok [22:21] * Eatyourface thanx the dot guy [22:22] * Eatyourface (n=d045ed02@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-ad1a0ff405dab358) Quit ("CGI:IRC (EOF)") [22:23] hahahaha [22:23] Go to the American embassy in Tibet and ask why there is conflict in South Africa [22:23] makes about as much sense -- Wookiee' QDB (halopedia irc) % Holla at you later, dog. Sho nuff. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Adi.jpg <-- ADI GALLIA IS WATCHING YOU POOP -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi) % I'm not trying to be creepy here, but who else thinks Darth Talon is kinda sexy? No, absolutely no one thinks the obvious fanservice bikini chick is sexy. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % [Quote] The whole "Star Destroyer" thing never struck me as altogether that impressive. It just shows that the SA is being wholly inefficient. Why waste that much energy bringing it down when you could just hijack the controls with the Force and bring it down that way? tongue [/quote] Well, originally, nothing larger than a Victory-class was supposed to be able to enter a planet's atmosphere. So, we could explain this as having the ship barely be able to keep its own weight in the sky, with the Secret Apprentice only needing a little nudge to bring it down. People talk as though getting a massive metal object to fall to the ground is a great feat. But, if you think about it, keeping it in the air is a much more difficult task. --Ulicus and LtNOWIS -- Wookiee' QDB (force fu isd tfn) % is there a 'oxygen molecule' player class in that RPG? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Stupid, stupid map: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Countries_by_area.svg By Jove, some countries are smaller than others! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % [21:23] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_knights_of_the_old_rebublic_3 [21:24] what the hell is that [21:24] speedied [21:24] :P [21:24] No, Azzt, that looks legit. [21:24] ...... [21:24] He has a friend in LFL, for chrisstsakes. [21:25] don't care if you're pillow buddies with Lucas himself, if your grammar and spelling is fail, I smite. [21:25] He doesn't have a friend... he has a "freaind." [21:26] Ah. [21:27] Well...my freaind's dog was sniffing George Lucas's bin and he found scripts for Episodes 7, 8, and 9. :D [21:29] Well my freaind's freaind's cousin's dog found the storyboards for episodes 77 through 9 and they're different from your scripts. So nyah. [21:30] Not true. My aunt's coffee beans arranged themselves in such a way to tell me that the scripts /my/ freaind found were correct. And it was signed by George Lucas. So nyah. [21:31] Feh. I have a potato chip with George Lucas's face on it, and the voice in my head told me it was a sign that my storyboards were true. [21:32] * Ozzel goes back to reading Bib Fortuna and the Rise of the Dark Falls [21:32] That potato chip happens to be one of the ones my freaind's dog found in Lucas's bin. And, according to the dog (who almost /never/ lies), the bin told him that Culator would be wrong. [21:33] * Ozzel lets sleeping dogs lie. [21:33] BFATROTDF? Best book ever. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts) % Guess what's new on StarWars.com? That's right: Indiana Jones merchandise! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tos) % [00:45] Maybe i should ask Leland [00:45] Although that's always a risky, risky endeavor [00:46] <+Yrf> yes [00:46] Yeah, it's not like Leland knows anything about Star Wars. He'd probably spin some fanon yarn as an answer. [00:47] <+Yrf> I was considering asking him about Galidraan [00:47] <+Yrf> but we'd probably get a sixth date [00:47] Leland Chee: "Galidraan as a whole is divided into three parts..." -- Wookiee' QDB (chee fanon irc) % Ebareebaveebeedee that's all folks! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Template%3ARebellion&diff=1928932&oldid=1785618 What did I do wrong? (Ozzel): you probably left a link open that's the usual cause for that Or forgot to sacrifice a chicken to the Wikicode gods. I don't see anything open. It must be the chicken thing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % Stargate is second best show ever. Second? What's the first? Star Trek, of course. O_o Fascinating. Indeed -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate startrek) % [22:57] Well, if there's Elvis the Pelvis, it stands to reason his brother would be called Enis. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'm going to kill a rabbit with a 2x2... Right. Sure. And his sister I done slew... Will you then put its head on a pike with a sign that says "Thus all who oppose me"? ... You're sick. :| <--| The4dotelipsis has left #wookieepedia lol The irony is so thick, I could cut it with a knife. Did you? Seventeen times in the last ten seconds. That's, like, 1.7 times per second! Totally! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Hm, I guess I could write this Inq tutorial thing. "Step 1: Go and cry about it, kid!" -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % [00:47] <@Ozzel> Gah. This French wiki's in French. :-\ -- Wookiee' QDB (irc ric) % So, I popped in the GoldenEye DVD the other day and watched a promo for Ike Turner's Greatest Hits... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Stupid Indy promo campaign. The Dr. Pepper / Burger King thing? No, the "Virtually non-existent" thing. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:01] Fucking gay Firefox. ... [20:02] <@Graestan> Fucking gay furry Firefox* :P [20:10] * Grey-man is now known as Greyman|Busy [20:10] * Graestan is now known as Grae|Busy [20:11] <@Grae|Busy> We're gettin' |Busy. B) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Hyperbole from Hydro? I would never have expected that in a million zillion bajillion megayears. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [QUOTE]KASDAN PRATUS IS PRETTY INSANE[/QUOTE] I think you've used up your quota of capital letters for the day. Let's keep it lower-case from now on. - Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:ProblemReports/8690 <--Looks like the system worked. THat guy makes a valid point about the image upload page being less than clear MWAHAHAHA! Having created the upload form in its current state, I am quite pleased with this report. lol It's designed to weed out the stupid. It's a Darwinian upload form. I miss the X on the problem reports setting it to "not a problem" Now it just says "closed" which really doesn't make a point. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % [22:40] * Trip fully admits that his view of Leia is but one perfectly viable view of the character [22:41] The rear view? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % http://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookieepedia The Czech have an article on us, but no wiki of their own. Czech it out! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia wookieepedia) % Damn, where was I when Finnish broke a thousand articles? They're better than France. Finns make things faster. That's the concept behind 50's cars. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Seledrood Short and to the point. You obviously didn't write it then. ZING! -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc) % [QUOTE]Alrighty. Here is Ben's options: *Allana *Tahiri( the one I hope he picks) *Jysella( second best imo) *Seha *Callista *Wynssa[/QUOTE] Why not he marries all six of them? --Earthknight and Emperor_Time. -- Wookiee' QDB (ben irc sexuality) % RE: Dark Times #11: Vector (Part 5) [quote]Ach, what is it with stuff from about 4000 years ago being rediscovered in the Skywalker-era? I mean, did they ever find some sort of Jedi scrap from 2732 years ago?[/quote] Probably, but the sith were so plentiful in that time that most were just cheap knock-offs with "Made on Fondor" stamped on the bottom. - Cynical -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn vector) % RE: Dark Times #11: Vector (Part 5) [quote]http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/SWdarktimes11.jpg [/quote] Oh man, I thought that was Padme at first, I was like WTH? - The2ndQuest -- Wookiee' QDB (padme tfn vector) % [11:42] can anyone tell me when Atlantis is scheduled to start back up? [11:50] <-- jmbiggs has quit ("Ex-Chat") [11:50] yes, I can...if you stay in the room -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % http://youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o&feature=related wait.. that show is about following rich preparing for a party? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [21:21] Hmm. Nurse Chapel lookalike http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Meg_Pitareeze.jpg [21:22] Are you sure that's not Luke? [21:22] Not enough foundation or lipstick [21:23] Or hairspray [21:23] Or kissing of his sister. [21:23] Right. Or incest. [21:24] Not enough foundation or lipstick or hairspray or incest. [21:24] Hot [21:24] It should be added into his article that he got a boner during that scene in ESB. No joke. It is categorically stated in the Radio Drama. [21:24] And it makes me larf. [21:24] Wow, we just described the exact polar opposite of the Osmonds -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke) % [22:28] Too much of our rampant sex is gay. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [22:37] * Lord_Oblivion shoot Goodwood [22:37] *shoots [22:37] * Jedi_Goodwood ducks. [22:37] !fett [22:37] No role-playing. By and large, regulars in #wookieepedia find roleplaying in IRC to be annoying and dumb. You are not a Jedi, or an Imperial commander, or a Sith, or a Mandalorian. If you act like you are, you will be kicked. [22:37] whose roleplaying? [22:37] * Ulicus saw no dice. [22:38] !dice 1d6 [22:38] !dice 6d20 [22:38] Jedi_Goodwood: 13, 16, 11, 2, 16, and 8 [22:38] KaiburrFraajic: 1 [22:38] :DD [22:38] FAIL -- Wookiee' QDB (fett irc nuku-nuku) % [22:40] Alright, now I'm actually gone. [22:40] Have fun. [22:40] Don't drop the soap. [22:40] Just because you're in prison doesn't mean he is [22:40] ZING! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [23:00] * Horsey needs a hug [23:01] * KB|UNLEASHED hugs sey [23:01] * RF donates a spare hug [23:01] * Trip adds a hug to the jar [23:01] * Uli ravishes Sey. [23:01] I'm sure I'll get more with this tax refund. [23:01] * Uli says "What?" [23:01] And now I recuperate. [23:01] * Jorrel would hug sey, but is afraid of consequences. [23:01] WTF @ uli [23:01] * dgxxx gives Horsey an UNLEASHED hug [23:01] Me being new and all. [23:01] thanks guys [23:01] It was willing ravishment! :P [23:02] ...I don't think ravishment works that way. [23:02] But was it UNLEASHED ravishment? [23:02] That's the key. [23:02] Unless its some sort of kinky role-playing thing. [23:02] To which I ask, d6 or d20. [23:02] -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % Juno Eclipses HIS 'secret apprentice'... in her mouth. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc sexuality) % [23:13] Trip is so named because of Uli and his trips up a certain mountain, you see [23:13] Gay Mando story? [23:13] ... [23:13] urm, jorrel. No [23:13] :P [23:14] we're not mando. [23:14] lol [23:14] You promised me you'd keep that our secret. [23:14] mando-on-mando action makes me laugh, mind [23:14] But I guess it's like all those other promises. [23:14] Man-on-Mandalorian? [23:14] Just lies. [23:14] XD -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [23:10] * Horsey snuggles with Uli [23:11] * Uli allows Sey to snuggle [23:11] Horsey-Uli thing just started :| [23:11] It started ages ago? [23:11] I'm like her bit on the side when she can't have Sinre [23:11] lol [23:12] she pines for Sinre, worships jello and just... abuses me [23:12] but in a good way ;) [23:12] Horsey loves everyone. [23:12] She stole Uli from me [23:12] :| [23:13] I do like everyone [23:13] I don't like her [23:13] Horsey is Jesus? [23:13] * Trip shakes his fist -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [23:21] We eat the antelope, and the antelope eat the grass. [23:22] And the baboons smoke the grass. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % I don't know anything about Goodwood's life. Other than his geographic location. I don't know anything about Simon's life. Other than the fact I don't want to. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I do need more women. -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Featured_article_nominations/User:Jasca_Ducato/Mickey_Suttle_admits That's just sad. Monkeys. I don't really want it listed. Pretend it never happened. Just skip it. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb fa irc supershadow) % [quote=Havac]I despise the Japanese TUF cover more than I despise probably any other cover they did. It's the culmination of everything that's wrong with the style. "Let's just straight up have a a lineup of mugshots across the top and a little bit of Star Destroyer crap going on down on the bottom. But we've got to fit every character we can on here to remind them that yes, Han Solo is in the book!"[/quote] Be that as it may... http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/2/22/The_Unifying_Force.jpg/377px-The_Unifying_Force.jpg That's not even registering on the good-o-meter. That's just a toilet. It's a hot cup of fat with a hair in it. It's a travesty of design, and I am a lesser person for having a physical copy of it in my house - nay, my country. It is the nexus of all that is wrong in the cover design department of Del Rey cover department, only challenged in recent times by the abomination that is wrapped around the pages of Karen Traviss' latest installment in the [i]Legacy of the Force[/i] Farce-Opera. It is a cover that would drive a man to murder or sodomy. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/2/22/The_Unifying_Force.jpg/377px-The_Unifying_Force.jpg Look at it. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/2/22/The_Unifying_Force.jpg/377px-The_Unifying_Force.jpg LOOK. AT. IT. [face_plain] -- Wookiee' QDB (delrey lotf njo tfn traviss) % I'm not sure if I should change "point of origin=" or not though LOL! (literally) well I don't want "poo=" all over the wiki :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate stargatewiki) % having [[Lantean]] redirect to [[Ancient]] would be like having [[American]] redirect to [[British]] -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % If you think about it, it doesn't make much sense for politicians to have a greater love of whores than anybody else would -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % heh, Ron Paul. It's funny how people thought he could win anything They did? Drugs are bad, mmmkay. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics) % if their retarted It's "they're," you retard! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spelling) % Why didn't you join the Navy? /Everyone/ knows why you don't join the Navy. :P because they don't have any cannons big enough to compensate for my tiny penis that's why o_O * Glaug-Eldare lols or more properly, Ls OL Get back on the boat. i don wanna The M1 Abrams is an excellent phallic compensator. haven't carried any of those yet i wonder if they put those on the MSC ships instead I say this from personal observation, having watched them beat the living shit out of the German countryside at a young age. lol * Graestan starts clapping rhythmically We want you... we want you... we want you as the new recruit.... we want you for the captain's crew * Glaug-Eldare claps along * Jedi_Goodwood nominates Eldare as cabin boy. I'm really ashamed that I know this to inform you that those lyrics are slightly incorrect... IN THE NAVY! You can sail the Seven Seas! IN THE NAVY! You can put your mind at ease! IN THE NAVY! You can help your fellow man! IN THE NAVY! So come along and lend a hand.... There you go. I am rusty. Haven't been to a YMCA teen event in ages. * Graestan shudders uncontrollably -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Joe knows what boys like, Joe knows what boys want Joe knows what boys like, boys like, boys like Joe At least /someone/ does. * Graestan sighs -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % GTA IV is starting to dominate my life. Wretched thing. lol While you were away from the Wook, we created a gallery of aliases. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Sigh. We can't have articles on different kinds of Force powers. But we can have articles on different kinds of carts. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Search?search=cart&fulltext=Search -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/StarWarsEwoksGospelTribute/tabid/572/articleID/54524/Default.aspx?_cobr=MSN Lando but not Chewie? But yeah, that is freakin' awesome -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % eww...the only Galaxies website page that comes back when searching for Corran is this: http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/players/content.vm?id=60237&resource=hot_spot -- Wookiee' QDB (fa galaxies irc) % Alpha endorses boxerbriefs ... thus, boxerbriefs > boxers or briefs Han endorses boxers. Jacen wear boxerfriefs Canderous wears boxers. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I refuse to patronize the strip clubs in my state as a matter of principle. They're required by law to wear pasties, and that offends me. Pasties? :P I like the way people think that makes it any better. Your state clearly sucks. your state is gay it likes to have sex with other states :( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Voy_1142697656.jpg <-- Wikipedia: The future of all human knowledge. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc wikipedia) % You'd think the Falcon book would need images Falcon? No. It'll be a novel. Not a guidebook. Oh... all right... It's a novel. When was the last time a novel had images? :P Young Reader's Picturebook. I'm pretty sure we know what the Falcon looks like -- Wookiee' QDB (book irc) % I just noticed that "Popeyes" can be broken down into "Pope yes." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % # (Move log); 05:41 . . Jaymach (Talk | contribs | block) (Lantea 2 moved to Light Bugs' Planet: Sadly, this is the name given to it in one of The DVD Collection magazines so it's what we're going to have to go with.) -- Wookiee' QDB (stargate stargatewiki) % It's like sex, only with "what the" before the fuck. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf) % if star wars keeps you up at night then you need to take up porn instead Can't I have both? Per Culator. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Why'd Kuralyov get banned? being a dick, I think -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Error: I cowardly refuse to deop myself. If you really want me deopped, tell me to op you and then deop me yourself. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [23:02] Woah, what happened? DG lost an x. [23:02] he's softcore, now. [23:02] wow didnt notice that [23:02] thanks Jorrel [23:02] =-= dgxx is now known as dgxxx [23:03] hardcore, once more. [23:03] Back to hardcore, it appears. [23:03] screw softcore in a hardcore way :| [23:03] :S [23:03] :| [23:03] :( [23:03] :'( [23:03] KRIFF -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [23:03] KRIFF [23:03] RF? [23:03] Nevermind. [23:03] Kriff softcore in a hardcore way? [23:03] Something else. [23:03] oh [23:04] RF? [23:04] :-/ [23:04] :-s [23:04] Just ignore. [23:04] I made a mistake writing something. [23:04] :p [23:04] And decided to offer a curse in here. [23:04] RF has tourettes [23:04] KARK [23:04] Fuck, sorry, RF. [23:04] BLOAH! [23:04] :P -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [...] He taints Christians, Americans, comic writers, and oxygen-users in general by association. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:27] Horsey pickles (not penises) are my favorite food -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % (Graestan): ChackJadson was in looking for you earlier He was? Huh. said he'd be back later * Graestan hasn't been active enough to warrant people searching for him, he thought so you may want to put yourself on |Away =-= Graestan is now known as Grae|GoAwayChack that's better -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % :( :( :( x infinity Simon. Simon isn't an emoticon. What you meant was :( Fuck you and your emoticon game, whatever it is. :P ;) >:( Simon the frowning Plagueis fan LtNOWIS2 Plagueis = >) Hmm... what would a Muun face emoticon be? Ha! No, Hydro = >) :| = >| Enoch: ( : | ) I need a character that's a line on top & bottom ^_^ =? Er... = ? Hey, Trip, just to let you know, you need to remember the vote count ;) Enoch: ( : ==| ) Er...I don't know what that "Enoch" was doing there. (=8===|=) it's at times like these that I'm glad I'm on an IRC client which doesn't have emoticons Other than that I copied it from the last one. I dunno ____ | . . | | ||| | | ||| | | -- | |___| GAH That did not work. haha you lose that ascii art kicked your ass =-= JorrelFraajic was booted from #wookieepedia by Graestan (FAIL :P) -->| JorrelFraajic has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #wookieepedia +v JorrelFraajic by Nuku-Nuku O RLY? YA RLY. NO WAI! It looked so good on Chatzilla's bottom thing! =-= LtNOWIS2 is now known as LtNOWIS|away Don't look at Chatzilla's bottom. It's impolite. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:28] Havac: you think anyone's in the mood for more Indy discussion? [22:28] Depends on how many asses it involves. -- Wookiee' QDB (indy irc) % Dude. He has an eyepatch. And he's SMOKING A CIGAR. AND BUSTING THROUGH WALLS While he BUSTS THROUGH A WALL. On a ROCKET MOTORCYCLE. WHILE SHOOTING TWO GUNS Shooting LASER GUNS. ONE OF WHICH IS AIMED AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR WITHOUT A SHIRT. AND IN LEATHER SPANDEX PANTS Jorrel: It's someone off-panel The awesomeness simply cannot be computed. Some sort of flying foe that it'd be badass to kill. Possibly a dragon -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And watch out; don;'t ever fall into a pit of Jews! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Nowis, you should write a full article. And not Karp. I already wrote a full article: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ralpe -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc lotf) % you mean Hadrian's Wall? we passed it several times, but then we discovered that it was fucking -England- on the other side...so we went back to Scotland -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % I plan to bury you all. aww...he does care :) he wouldn't just leave us to rot on the ground -- Wookiee' QDB (admin irc wookieepedia) % "Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now!" Even when Star Wars canon consisted of a single trailer, the timeline was confusing: he goes on to describe the story as an adventure a billion years in the making. —Silly Dan (talk) 02:25, 5 May 2008 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (canon wookieepedia) % are penises kosher? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u320/LBO_photos/Shadowsun.jpg ... How can she even hope for _any_ shooting accuracy with the way she's holding these guns? Haha I'd be more worried about "Why is she not wearing her full battlesuit? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw tvtropes) % [05:35] so I just calculated the minimum yearly income required to be a Roman senator, in US dollars [05:35] guess how much it is? [05:35] $40 mil [05:35] ish [05:35] ... [05:35] that's it exactly :p [05:35] bastard [05:35] how'd you know? [05:35] ... [05:35] honestly, I just guessed -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % http://foxnews.com/video/index.html?referralObject=103560 <-- We live in a miraculous age. Holy crap, those breasts must be heavy I think _I_ wouldn't be able to constantly drag such weight around. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [20:55] if everyone can sit around dickriding Kyle Katarn, then I can titride Daala [20:56] Er... ew. [20:56] On both counts. -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc kyle) % [20:58] QDB. Say "penis" and you're in. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [02:43] Speaking of after Luke's ass, Sunber recognizes Luke by his walk in TWSOTW. [02:43] All of him, Trip [02:43] .... [02:43] So, apparently, he spent a lot of time watching Luke's ass swing on Tatooine. [02:43] XD [02:43] Havac: Seriously? [02:43] Maybe in SW "Tank" = "Bear" ? [02:43] So, was Tank a bear? [02:43] XD [02:43] Yes. [02:43] XD [02:43] I haven't read in a while.... [02:43] * Uli high fives Trip [02:43] But that's great. [02:44] * Trip returns it -- Wookiee' QDB (eu luke sexuality) % It would be awesome if the Pope had a motorcycle. How badass would that be? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Anyone have the Revenge of the Sith VD? I used protection. lol What are the symptoms? It's better than the Attack of the Clones VD, which feels like sand. -- Wookiee' QDB (aotc irc sexuality) % Tarkin was sexing up Daala. Piloting his Star Destroyer into the Maw. Firing at will. She certainly knew how To Take The Tarkin. Exercising the "Tarkin Doctrine". She always recognized his fowl stench. "Vergere. I should have recognized your fowl stench when I was brought on board." Ooh, so bad... Thanks, Hydro :P Tarkin was holding her leash. o_O Kinky There's a bit in JAT where Daala talks about how Tarkin gave her power. We decided in #eu that "power" was what he called his penis. Makes sense. Daala was always power-hungry. -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc sexuality tarkin) % [22:26] More Duursena boobs! [22:27] -->| Breathesgelatin (n=Susan_So@cpe-66-25-170-252.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #wookieepedia [22:28] Breathes! [22:28] How ya doin! [22:28] |<-- Breathesgelatin has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [22:28] Heh. [22:28] Whoopsie. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc sexuality) % [22:38] lol [22:38] a guy I used to hang out with is a gay porn star [22:38] O_o [22:38] can you introduce me? [22:38] uh, i mean [22:38] uh [22:38] urm [22:38] cool [22:38] ... [22:38] yeah, urm. interesting. [22:39] oh [22:39] wow [22:39] *awkward* [22:39] I'm laughing hysterically right now [22:39] gay people makes you laugh? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [22:43] To eat dinner or not to eat [22:43] if I eat, I need to go down to pick something up [22:43] Do both [22:43] and take the last name schrodinger [22:43] in fact [22:43] but if I do, I have to use my injured foot [22:44] make it a schrodinner! :D [22:44] .... [22:44] :p [22:44] ... [22:44] Im sorry [22:44] ... [22:44] Get out. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [03:36] I was just going to type 'cops a feel' [03:36] Caught any cocks? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu) % There's a fish...hiding in my ass -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "My children are going to have normal family stories to tell their children, little funny stories about everyday nothings, stories where no one dies too young or has to carry a burden of shame. I'm going to see to that, with your help or without it-" Ohh, Leia, you silly lady. lol from where? Before the Storm. -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo irc jacen jaina leia) % "For Starters, if you havent read Kegacy of the Force this will contain Spoilers of what Tahiri will become." Heh. Kegacy of the Force. "Party at the Jedi Temple!" :D -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tfn) % Putin's out? I suppose I've not watched much news latel.y Oz: Sort of. He's maneuvered himself into the Chancellorship. :-p :) Oh, good. Well at least he'll give up the powers after the crisis is over. heh heh. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine politics) % http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/asajjventress/index.html - Hmm! WTF? "If Dooku's Master, the terrifying Darth Sidious, ever found out about Ventress' "education," the consequences would be dire for both teacher and student." Oh God. Shit. Fan. Impact. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon clonewars dooku irc palpatine) % Ashoka isn't the Secret Apprentice. :P Oh, wait... Ahsoka is from the new Clone Wars She's the painfully obvious "Oh my God she was there the whole time but we forgot about her in a few months hey a girl Jedi how cool" Apprentice. -- Wookiee' QDB (ahsoka irc) % http://www.videogamer.com/news/12-05-2008-8260.html <--Move over, everything you know and love. The future is here. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % If Jedi Trial is all that suffers, I'll consider this a quality canon revamp. --SuperWatto -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc) % What is with the Lit banner? *is the deal with It celebrates the buttfucking of canon. http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/28450104/p1 Hahaha -- Wookiee' QDB (canon clonewars irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Featured_article_nominations/Talk:Jedi_Exile http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Featured_article_nominations/Talk:Jedi_Exile/full Didn't know it had been nominated twice. :( -- Wookiee' QDB (exile fa irc) % http://cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/05/13/indiana.jones.arch.ap <-- Real archaeologists hate Indiana Jones. "There are codes of ethics in archaeology, and I don't think he would be a member. Not in good standing, anyway," said Mark Rose, online editorial director for the Archaeological Institute of America. That's a laugh-worthy headlineir -- Wookiee' QDB (indy irc) % Anakin getting the scar is like the new Bounty Hunter on Ord Mantell, but that's not a big deal. LtNOWIS> Retcon: he kept getting it healed medically, but than finally gave up the 5th time he got it. heh Makes perfect sense -- Wookiee' QDB (canon clonewars irc retcon) % Or as the Corellians will be calling it for the next hundred years, the War of Coruscanti Aggression. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf politics) % I'm going to miss the Nazis. -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % Hm It's a bit too long. No it's not. Okay. I'll stick it in then. If you don't mind. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [23:36] I'm descended from my father, or so they tell me [23:36] LOL [23:36] lol [23:36] lol [23:36] all legends and superstition, Eyrezer [23:36] Well, the jury's still out on that where Eyrezer's concerned... [23:36] Eyre and his dubious parentage again :P [23:36] I wouldn't be too sure [23:37] Don't rule the test tube out so cavalierly :P [23:37] :p [23:37] You still need sperm [23:37] Damn, Eyrezer gets seven slams in a minute! [23:37] not as much as you do, LO [23:37] LOL! ZING! [23:37] ... [23:37] Hahahaha [23:37] 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:41] So people here have neither optimism nor patience [23:42] Great. A generation full of Anakins -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin irc) % Mac OS X is basically what Linux would be if it sold out -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Eragon is star wars but not. Eragon is what you get when you let parents homeschool their kids -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [19:55] * Azzt|Hwk trouts Kobe [19:55] Is it really necessary to break out the fishes? [19:55] * Kobe smacks Azzt with a bass [19:55] Use a trout. [19:56] It's more effective. [19:56] all your bass are belong to him [19:56] 9_9 [19:56] That actually... fits. [19:56] Considering the enemy was "CATS". (IIRC) [19:56] Uli: :| :/ :D XD [19:56] Hmm, good point. [19:57] I'll have to use that one. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:05] he dropped the HAVAC BOMB [20:05] * Uli feels mean [20:05] * Uli was about to say: "I love the smell of Havac in the morning", then realised how fucking weird that woul dbe -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % 20:11] "Poison-proof ants swarm, won't die " [20:11] Uhoh... [20:11] I for one welcome our new insect overlords. [20:12] "Legions of half-inch frogs invade town " [20:12] What is this, plague week? -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [21:02] How does someone misspell family? [21:02] with gusto -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Least Sexy Man Alive: Kim Jonh Il Jong* so ronery He looks like a pot-bellied pig Eh, I dunno I'd do him -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics sexuality) % I remember my first Wook edit. Aptly enough, adding a fourth dot to an ellipsis for an opening crawl. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % AH HA HA: http://viarutarkin.deviantart.com/art/Making-It-By-The-First-Star-59825551 Very nice -- Wookiee' QDB (daala irc) % Oh man, I remember the days back before people knew Jacen was going evil, or had accepted it. You had all these ridiculous apologists "Sometimes people die during interrogations." "Yes. Especially when you pound their head into hard objects." Except with more anger and exclamation points. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen lotf) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:UltimateVisualGuide-jpcover.jpg Normally I like Jap covers...but I think this time they tried to squeeze too much in there... -- Wookiee' QDB (book irc) % I kinda wish Revan had a canon name. Revantine Since he's all like, "I'm not Revan, I'm [name.]" Evan. :-P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc revan) % The lack of media tie-ins make NJO and LOTF seem... unreal somehow Where are the comics? The games? The coloring books? "Hey, kids, paint Chewbacca's last fleeting moments of life!" Ooh, Vong activity books. "Now paint Anakin getting hacked to bits by amphistaffs!" Mutilate the Vong "It's the Cal Omas suicide playset!" "Ailyn Vel interrogation LEGO Playset!" The only YV toys are those little guys from the Miniatures sets. "Flick the switch to pound Ailyn's head into the desk repeatedly! See how quickly you can make it fly off!" Or just have a video game where you kill everyone, the bigger the character, the more points you get. "Jacen and Ben action figures with fully articulated Embrace of Pain" "Determine the coordinates of the Wookiee cities for Darth Caedus!" "Admiral Niathal plushie!" "Tarfang plushie!" Well, I might actually get the Tarfang plushie Me too. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf njo) % http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/postal/ Heh. That is actually impressive for Boll. Usually its in the single digits. :P Then again... There are only 7 reviews. "a gang of bosomy commandos"? Interesting -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc non-sw) % http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356282,00.html <--This is a big development Is it a spoiler? In a sense I only clicked it because it came up on "Star Wars" Google news, I swear -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I applied the era tags as I TC'd them. Even a worthless article that never should've existed deserves an era tag. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % [12:53] Jeez. The guy I'm transcribing now is a Russian living in Texas, who obviously learned English from Mexicans. [12:54] Russians don't mix up B and V! Russians mix up *W* and V. Don't they watch Star Trek? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Gotta say Alek looks awful in the new issue. First they take his hair away, now they've given him a square chin. His chin is irrelevant. ;) Heh. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % !bored Bllasae: *hiss* wtf Did she just hiss at me? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [18:19] -->| Geoff|Shen_Zhen (n=4ce2df46@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-68ea50b60675e1f6) has joined #wookieepedia [18:43] Wow Halopedia is full of gay fags [18:43] <--| Geoff|Shen_Zhen has left #wookieepedia [18:44] Too full, it seems. They're leaking over the side and getting in here. -- Wookiee' QDB (halopedia irc) % [14:25] Colonel [14:27] Sanders? [14:33] Mustard [14:34] Mexican? -- Wookiee' QDB () % [20:03] * Gonk|Smash changes topic to 'INQ MEETING NOW - Current topic: Pre-agenda agenda adjustment.' [20:04] <@LordHydronium> I move for a pre-pre-agenda agenda discussion. :| [20:05] <@The4dotelipsis> I move for the creation of a committee to approve a pre-agenda agenda discussion of the pre-agenda typeface. -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % All new Skywalker! All new Sith! All new Ships! Same old Whiphid! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy) % [10:51] Apparently, hobos trade BJ's for cigs -- Wookiee' QDB () % [20:37] -->| Saxon has joined #wookieepedia [20:38] Anglo? [20:38] Mr -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:35] I got into Jones about the same time as I got into Star Wars. [21:35] I mixed the two up, actually. [21:35] I thought the Battle of Hoth was from a movie called "Raiders of the Lost Artic" -- Wookiee' QDB (hoth indy irc) % [22:49] sey, so I met a bandwagon Colts fan at work yesterday [22:49] eww bandwagon [22:49] colts fans sigh [22:49] he was wearing a Colts shirt [22:49] even worse fucking Peyton Manning. [22:49] *throws brick* [22:49] I'd like to fuck Peyton Manning [22:49] ... [22:49] ... [22:49] ... [22:49] O_o [22:49] ... [22:50] lol, three of 'em [22:50] that's a record for me -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % "My mussed hair requires extra polygons!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % she's one of Earth's top negotiators....yet she fails utterly at all negotiations That's because she negotiates with scary dogmatic aliens :) as opposed to the nice and friendly people in the Middle East she's meant to have negotiated with in the past? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % ن المعل?مات للدارس ?الباحث ?الخبير ?الرجل العادى على الس?اء. 3-تعتبر مصدر لارشاد القارئ الذى يريد الاستزادة من المعل?مات ب?اسطة الببلي?غرافات التى تقدمها في نهاية مقالاتها مما يساعد القارئ على ايجاد معل?مات اضافية في مجال م?ض?عى معين. 4-تساعد في تقديم الاجابات على عدد من الاسئلة ?الاست cut that out Graestan :P you know, someone really ought to kick you * Graestan rides off into the desert -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % !markov you are you are raped by Karen....a fate worse than I expected. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku traviss wookieepedia) % Poll on the official site: "o you think there will be more Indiana Jones movies? Yes - No" Why isn't there a "I don't care, I come here for Star Wars stuff" option? ... Come to StarWars.com for Star Wars stuff? -- Wookiee' QDB (indy irc tos) % [16:42] Believe me, if this was really my dream, the FIRST thing I'd to would be turning myself into a sexy foxgirl. -- Wookiee' QDB (dream furry irc wookieepedia) % [16:45] So? Gender-changing at will is a fantasy of mine. -- Wookiee' QDB (gender irc wookieepedia) % Mando armor: the GFFA's chastity belt -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % I like the NR's rationale "Star Destroyer sounds mean :(" Battle Carrier ftw! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc isd) % ... You know...there was never a book burning in Berlin in 1938. Are you implying Indiana Jones is historically inaccurate? o_O -- Wookiee' QDB (indy irc) % [quote=sw.com]Powerful remnants of the vanquished Empire, hungry for retaliation, are still at large, committing acts of piracy, terrorism, and wholesale slaughter against the worlds of the fledgling Republic. --Starwars.com[/quote] lol Voren wrote the jacket summary, I see. --Trip -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc stover) % [20:49] <@GreenTentacle> Wow. [20:50] <@GreenTentacle> Culator even manages to delete during the meeting. [20:50] <@Gonk|Smash> He's the guy at the table who won't put down the Blackberry. -- Wookiee' QDB (inq irc) % Can you talk about ALIEN SEX and not barf? Depends You know. Twi'Lek and Zeltron, yes centaurs...not so much -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality yjk) % Latara seriously is the Jessica Rabbit of Ewoks. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc) % Anyway, among the less obscure people, my idea of female beauty is probably best approximated by Stargate's Elizabeth Weir. Not exactly, but close. She'd be closer if she had a tail, I'm sure. o_O No... I didn't mean _that_ standard, Havac. :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality stargate) % Rogue Leader... :| Unnecessary comic. but it had a Gorax Heh, yeah Rogue Leader sucked That part was fine. But the rest of it made no sense. like, there was nothing good about it Rogues on Corellia? Haden ftl Um... Its still an Imperial planet! Nuh uh! The Empire was defeated! With the Death Star II gone, everything immediately turned to happiness and flowers! Oh, yes, I forgot. and the Stormtroopers disappeared! The magical butterflies spread the victory around the galaxy. With sparkles on their wings. It was... it was the kind of shit you'd expect from /Marvel/ back in like 1984 not from Dark Horse /now/ -- Wookiee' QDB (darkhorse deathstar irc marvel rotj) % I guess, to be honest, the Tatooine celebration makes the least sense Since it's in the ass-end of nowhere And nobody gives a fuck about the Empire Trip, Tatooine was a major Rebel planet. That's why they had so many bases there. Nowis, oh yeah, I forgot :| http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_Tatooine -- Wookiee' QDB (canon empire irc rebellion rotj) % Did KJA come up with Lemelisk's multiple deaths? Because...I mean, from GG5... "He was quite surprised to discover that the Emperor did not want his head." "He just wanted his tight little ass." Oh, sorry. Did that cross a line? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kja sexuality) % FUCK YOU radio lady!!! I'll raise my kids how I want!!!!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Sodomy-3rd Degree" <--So my State has different legal degrees of sodomy. Nice. huh...would 3rd degree be where you enter just a bit then pull out? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Is a pseudomotion a real word? it's a pseudoword -- Wookiee' QDB (irc zahn) % 4dot: "The Emperor was not plased when the Death Star was destroyed, and I was chosen to suffer as an example." *** ryoku [n=chonge@bb116-14-39-67.singnet.com.sg] has joined #wookieepedia "As I stood in a cage, he released the piranha-beetles through holes in the floor. One bit me, then at the smell of blood the others swarmed over me. Mandibles with serrated razor edges cut into my flesh, slicing through the skin on my thighs, chest, and cheeks. Thousands and thousands more swarmed at me. They buzzed in my ears, tearing at my eyes, blinding me." "I screamed and begged, but the Emperor laughed at my pain. After I was blinded, I could feel the pain for an hour or so afterward, then - " *** ryoku left #wookieepedia [] "I woke up, whole, in a new body. The Emperor had found me important enough to clone me, giving me the warning that he'd find a more interesting way to kill me next time, if I failed him again." Poor Ryoku. Not the best place to come into the conversation. :-( -- Wookiee' QDB (essential irc palpatine) % I might hypothetically know somebody who once may have changed every instance of "Bublé" to "Bubble" on his Wikipedia page. That person also might possibly have had to revert himself because the person who cleaned it up was totally incompetent. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % Guh. John McCain went on Ellen. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, rather That's why monarchy would be great. Having your leaders demean themselves for votes is pretty sad. trust me...royal families demean themselves just as much...but they do it for shits and giggles Still... our guys went on WWE. That's professional wrestling, one of the least dignified forms of American entertainment -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Eye&oldid=1987358#Appearances - Really? Even the Nihilus/Marr comic? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % [quote="plaid_knight"]Guys, Sally is awesome and so is her player character. I hope the writers of DMM can digitally insert him into the other five movies.[/quote] :-) Just stop and think for a minute what you're saying, outside the context of [i]Darths & Droids[/i]. You want Jar Jar to be [b]added[/b] to the other 5 [i]Star Wars[/i] movies. We stated early that one of our goals was to make Jar Jar not be hated, even somewhat likeable if we could manage to pull it off. And remember that prior to strip #17 where Sally was introduced, people actually wrote comments hoping that we would [i]remove Jar Jar completely[/i] from our version of the story, because they hated him so much. From that to this. Mission accomplished. - David Morgan-Mar -- Wookiee' QDB (darthsanddroids) % RE: Forum:Delete the Breast Article *Waste of time. Delete this. Breast??? Why should that have a separate article?RiRiDaDaEcho7 09:38, 28 May 2008 (UTC) *Erm, because pretty much half the Star Wars universe has them, and depending on who you ask, even more. Jasca Ducato Sith Council 09:47, 28 May 2008 (UTC) *Ok, then I'll make an article about asses, or dicks, or poop. Because I guess that is relevant.--RiRiDaDaEcho7 10:04, 28 May 2008 (UTC) * We are yet to see any canonical phallusi. In fact, we've only seen Absence of Phallus: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Dark_Empire_121.JPG As you can see here. As for feces...I think it's appeared...not sure. Assess certainly have, though. Thefourdotelipsis 10:21, 28 May 2008 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts canon sexuality wookieepedia) % [20:51] Not sure if I believe this: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/rare-indian-tribe-spotted-in-brazil/20080530092909990001?icid=100214839x1203133711x1200123231# [20:51] What part don't you believe? [20:52] Well, the pictures. [20:52] Graestan: who cares anyway? [20:52] There's footage too. [20:53] With arrows and shit. [20:53] Cool? [20:53] Kinda. [20:53] Kinda...odd. [20:53] tzzA: -_- [20:53] Maybe they're just filming a Mel Gibson film. [20:53] tzzA: A lack of intellectual curiosity is the mark of . . . of something that would probably get me in trouble for personal attacks. :-p [20:53] jSarek: just asking :P [20:54] Fair enough. :-p [20:54] I have plenty of intellectual curiousity [20:54] just that a lot of it goes to seeing how damned stupid the human race as a whole can be [20:55] If it's true, I think it's fascinating. [20:55] quite [20:55] And we should for the most part leave them alone. [20:55] The world stinks. [20:55] To be fair, the definition of "uncontacted" isn't as complete as that article implies. [20:55] MSNBC had a more informative article, let me see if I can fish it back up . . . [20:55] Yeah, that's why I was wondering about the pictures. [20:55] We should give them iPods, though. [20:56] ooooh! Can I have one? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Nice equations: http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x121/TheDHC2/1211702621552.jpg Bah. One on the right has matrices. They suck. Matrices are vital to human knowledge. plus, I understand them better than high-level physics You can have her, then. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "Well, are, technically, there are several different designs of Mon Calamari ship, specifically the MC80 Type 1, which is the Home One or, as we like to call it, Independence-class. There is also the Liberty class, which as "wings" and is approximately the same size. Now, there's also the Defiance type, which is shown in X-wing Alliance and looks SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TO THE INDEPENDENCE-class... ...and therefore is a DIFFERENT SHIP. Then you've got the MC80 Type 1 Type 2 Type 1, which is 5 milimeters shorter than the Independence as shown by a photograph taken by Curtis Saxton at a modeling convention. Heidi Klum showed up, and we were scared." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton) % Well, I've found something funnier than empty speech bubbles. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:IsardCoruscant.jpg Empty thought bubbles. Would be better if she was blonde. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc isard) % Though inthe trailer there's not that much Ventress cleavage because of the new hooded cloaks she and Dooku are wearing Some when she's impersonating Maul but not otherwise Maybe she just shows it because she's going to Jabba's palace. Who wants Ventress cleavage? she looks like old who wants old cleavage :< She's not old. She's like 28. she looks like old -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts clonewars irc) % RE: I wish they all could be Calamari girls---What is the most attractive species? I like big Hutts and I cannot lie. --YodaKenobi -- Wookiee' QDB (sexuality tfn) % [23:09] The 4dot Store -- For all your superfluous punctuatory needs! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [quote=]Hmmm... One thing I'm curious about: if Luke can Force-vision-manipulate Jacen, why couldn't he push Jacen towards being redeemed? Oh, and incidentally, this enables us to reinterpret the visions Jacen has in Betrayal. From Invincible, we know that a powerful Force-user can easily manipulate his Force-visions. --J_K_DART[/quote] Probably because Jacen is an evil kriffer. --Charlemagne19 -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen lotf luke tfn) % [18:33] |<-- Graestan has left irc.freenode.net ("Like, let's get out of here, man!") [18:34] Zoinks. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:36] How much is one Standard Time Part? [00:36] Two half Standard Time Parts [00:36] Four quarters, to be more accurate. [00:37] One-half two standard time parts. [00:37] The Square Root of 4 standard time parts. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I wish Gantoris wasn't up for FA. oh? Why? I would have much rather seen you GANtoris, if only for the awful pun. :-p *groan* -- Wookiee' QDB (fa ga irc) % I showed one my student card once and he objected because it had expired. So I had to point out that if I was 18 several years ago, I'm certainly older than that now. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % "At this point in the campaign, Gilad Pellaeon longed for a refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola Classic." -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc wikia) % http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Wikia%27s_New_Style - nothing in there yet though "The majority of internet users still don't realize that there's an "edit" button on Wikipedia." <--They're retarded. Especially if the illiterate vandals outsmarted them. The majority of internet users are better off not knowing -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wikipedia) % Fact: Arkanis sector was the first thing to appear in Star Wars. :p That's... a four dot ellipsis. I feel dumb now. Now I understand. Actually, it's not. It's a period with a 3 dot elipisiss. 4dot felt personally slighted when Pablo pointed that out. Or four periods. What a strange thing for Pablo to point out. :P Why would he use "dots" anyway? They're periods, aren't they? I told you about my friend who is very amused by the four dot ellipsis, right? Yes. But...if that's correct grammar, why did they abandon it for ROTJ? Eh? -- Wookiee' QDB (anh irc pablo rotj) % I can see it now. A line in a future Essential Chronology about how the Dark Lord Darth Revan returned to the dark side and was finally defeated by a party of twenty five random adventurers including a Teras Kasi Master, a Rifleman and a Politician. -- Wookiee' QDB (essential irc kotor revan) % FUCKING DONE . How was it, Hydro? Thanks for the update. With who? A bitch. Uh. That was meant to respond to Nowis. :P Heh heh. -- Wookiee' QDB (coruscant irc sexuality) % Bllasae> Who's Breathesgelatin? An editor of? Wookieepedia' The New York Times. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % R_F> From my experience, people tend to say that Putin is based on the political leader they're most familiar with. * Palpatine hahaha hahhahahah Nice Freudian slip, Sikon. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc palpatine) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/search?term=hillary+duff ^For all you Hillary Duff bashers, she was just in a war parody. Playing a stripper in the MidEast 1 L. :-0 Er, ;-) Huh. Misspellings are viral like htat -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % o_O http://wonkette.com/391872/flying-penis-invades-russian-political-scene Kasparov better watch his ass in more ways that one -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics sexuality) % Heh heh, headlines. "Kremlin critic gets genital reminder about who's in charge" "Flying dildo places chess genius in check" "Pawn star Garry Kasparov checkmated by flying penis" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics sexuality) % http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2554310312_96fa609c8f_o.jpg Hehehehe. Oh my god, that's classic Goodwood http://www.amazon.com/review/R1PPJ35WY17216/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Google has a cafeteria, right? http://www.intraa.org/story/comptons whoops, wrong channel Google has a cafeteria. http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/roman_catholic_blog/2008/04/you-decide-has.html Google makes Nuku do this, you know: http://www.planet-tonga.com/beta/2006/11/15/breaking-news-riots-in-nukualofa/ The Googles! They do something! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % :| + 9_9 http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=CC-1119&curid=5026&diff=2018521&oldid=2010257 Hydro, that is not worthy of 2 emoticons. OK, then... o_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -DarthipediaRulez:#wookieepedia- WOOKIEEPEDIA SUCKS U FAGGOTS GO TO DARTHIPEDIA FOR THE TRUE LULZ -DarthipediaRulez:#wookieepedia- WOOKIEEPEDIA SUCKS U FAGGOTS GO TO DARTHIPEDIA FOR THE TRUE LULZ *** DarthipediaRulez was kicked from #wookieepedia by Ozzel [Ozzel] We prefer our false lulz, thankyouverymuch. I dunno. He might have a point. -- Wookiee' QDB (darthipedia irc) % A dyslexic man walks into a bra... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % --> Rasputin has joined #stargate Царя Николая II призрак приходит убить вас за измену Отечеству на монгольском midgets. <-- Rasputin has left #stargate -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % The HoloNet seems to have continuity errors. Most sources say it was locked down by the Empire. But GoF seems to indicate that it was internet-like, and still open for public use. It wasn't all locked down. Like, there was public channels. Yes. Imagine if all there was to the Internet was AOL. :| -- Wookiee' QDB (empire irc) % 21:08 [LordHydronium] WOO http://www.google.com/trends?q=Wookieepedia&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0 21:09 [LtNOWIS] http://www.google.com/trends?q=Wookieepedia%2C+Wookiepedia&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0 21:09 [LordHydronium] >:( 21:09 [LordHydronium] :( 21:09 [Jello] owned 21:09 [LordHydronium] Nowis: Post that in the wook channel for Ozzel. .:P --- http://www.google.com/trends?q=Wookieepedia%2C+Wookiepedia&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0 Ozzel, click on that. ^_^ * Ozzel screams as his brain explodes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % It's Hydro's fault for creating the 2nd article. What'd I do now? Oh. WHATEVER |||| [ ]/ That was terrible. That's a hand, right? | | | | [ ]/ That was worse. :| Yes, it's supposed to be a hand. And you're supposed to be talking to it. Gotcha |||| [ ]/ bah They're both passable -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Says Coffee: " Speaking of identities, if he really does turn out to be Cronal/Blackhole/Shadowspawn/Atha Prime, can we acronym him?" Why can't we just call him Analholespawn? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I bet he's had other identities we don't even know about, if Atha was his Sep double in the Clone Wars we should be on the lookout for other funky named agents. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Articles_that_are_known_by_a_nickname Look out! It's Palpatine's super-secret agent, Champagne Supernova! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % --> The4dotelipsis has joined #wookieepedia MGM, 4dot. ... LordHydronium> MGM? Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer? Instead of WB. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [i]sannse stands up for "arses"[/i] -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [09:52] Good (buy Pop-Tarts) morning, everyone (play Grand Theft Auto)! [09:52] it's sad that subliminal advertising doesn't work with text [09:53] How is (buy Corn Flakes) everybody doing (join IMVU) today? [09:56] hi [10:03] I'm just trying (use Google) to get used to the (play World of Warcraft) new format. [10:09] I suppose it's (BUY POP TARTS NOW) not so bad. [10:12] Only a little (YOU WILL BUY POP TARTS DAMMIT) bit intrusive. We can (BUY POP TARTS OR WE'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY) live with it. [10:14] I'm gonna drink a Coke. Subliminals have that effect on me. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % I know. It's just that Danny keeps going on like this thing is the Force's gift to the world and anyone who disagrees is not seeing "the bigger picture". * Tommy9281 sees the bigger picture * Jedi_Goodwood does too. * AdmirableAckbar can't because there's so many ads in the way -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia wookieepedia) % [14:08] !halopedia [14:08] You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and stupidity. [14:08] lol [14:08] why do i keep seeing this [14:08] * GPT pasted that one into #halopedia just a minute ago... everyone lol'd because it's so true [14:09] i don't like relish on my hot dogs but i don't continually bring it up just to pooh-pooh it [14:09] why the halo fixation [14:10] Hrm? o_O [14:12] Naw, it usually takes me a few hours to do that with relish and hot dogs. [14:18] you all understand what i mean though, right? [14:19] I understand nothing. I know nothing. I see nothing. [14:19] No. [14:20] If you don't get the Halopedia inside joke, then there's no bother trying to explain it to you, or anyone else [14:20] those who get it, laughed/laugh [14:20] those who don't, well, epic meh [14:20] * Glaug-Eldare shudders [14:21] * GPT turns Glaug-Eldare into a camera [14:21] yeah but even inside jokes get repetitive after a while [14:21] for most people [14:21] I HAVE NO NEW JOKES -- Wookiee' QDB (halopedia irc) % [19:34] !blarg [19:34] Bllasae: *hiss* [19:34] WTF [19:34] She hissed at me again [19:34] I'm getting a restraining order -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku wookieepedia) % Imagine if we had prehensile tails. We could type at the keyboard while using the mouse. Yay I learned that dolphins have prehensile pe- wait, wrong channel for that Actually, they're the only other species of animal in the world that has sex for pleasure. Not quite true. There's another species that does? not really true at all Bonobos, at least. At least. Baboons? Some of those too, I think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo lol I remember something about those hot spring monkeys And the gay penguins. This conversation-killer was brought to you by Biscuit Baron. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw sexuality) % 'This user is a figment of your imagination. How you managed to crossbreed figs and mint I don't know, but it didn't turn out well.' -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % gah...I'm getting annoyed at idiots http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Finding_alternative_hosting#Boycott do people think Wikia have just decided to make the change for shits and giggles? A boycott is silly. The only good way to go about this is an internet petition. I believe one has been set up http://www.wikia.com/wiki/User:Ultimate_Dragon_Knight/Petition Good grief, Charlie Brown. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Pellaeon.jpg <-- How is this Pellaeon? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:GiladPellaeon.png <-- Or, for that matter, how is _this_ Pellaeon? ... Still, the Galaxies one ain't that bad. At least he's the right species. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc pellaeon) % who the fuck wants to read about George Custer pulling out and squirting out his "seed" all over some chick? not me -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % <-- Jedi_Goodwood has quit ("This quit message is brought to you by FireFoxgirl Magazine. Enjoy your favorite furry foxgirls in the nude with Fire Foxgirl) -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc) % also, Temura Morrison turned in a predictably likeable performance He was great he's always good, except in the ESB DVD which continually amuses me not his lines themselves-- just the fact that the DVDs were such a half-assed job. I mean, they literally had him phone them in. And his delivery was awful. Yeah, that was pretty terrible. Well, can you blame him? Actually, that's pretty much a literal o_O * Trip-Atesee is convinced they gave the DVD-making task to a team of unusually inept interns or maybe just one and then they gave him only a week I'm sure they'll have more DVDs in the future, with better commentaries and maybe better cleanup and aurebesh that's not from a fan-made font You know what would rule? Longer animations when you change menus. oh, yeah there's nothing I like more than having to wait five minutes between screens also, when they record new commentaries, I really hope Ben Burrt tells us more about the sounds stuff I like hearing about matte paintings. And sets. 'cause I don't feel that was adequately covered previously especially matte paintings -- Wookiee' QDB (dvd esb irc) % Hi Yrf who is sabarte who is a girl. How are you today? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % They had this: http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/06/10/force-choke-a-wookie-as-darth-vader-in-star-wars-the-force-unleashed/ I'm sure you can all point out the obvious flaw. ... All I can say to that guy is "FU." -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc wookiee) % Yeay! I beat Hydro for once! Beat me like Padmé. :( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc padme) % (Deletion log); 10:23 . . Atarumaster88 (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Travis costello": -- 2.1 CSD: content was: '{{delete}} Travis costello also known as a man whore. Here some of his prices: bj=1.50$ gj=0.50$ hj=0.50$ jj=0.25$ kj=0.75$ zj=0.25$') -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [17:17] * Graestan exercises alone, usually at night, doing things like running on uneven terrain [17:17] While being pursued by police dogs? [17:17] Or unpaid hookers? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % There's a massive peak in Guri around the time I did her article. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc sexuality) % and sannse lost one n... which is a bad sign too That makes no sanse -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % devan2> are you atarumaster88? devan2: No, I'm Atarumaster90, the new, improved version. Atarumaster88 was executed for laziness. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Seriously, Wood. Keep it in your pants. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I kindafind it erotic that we have people who can blow people's minds up, create wormholes, and contro minds, yet can't keep themselves from dying or achieving immortality.. -- Darthbane2007 ---- Well, then, I would suggest therapy. wink -- QuietMandalorian -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % <-- Charitwo has left #wookieepedia ("TOO MUCH LILO PINGING") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/strips/index/12 - Wouldn't utilizing copies of the New Essential Guide to Droids be a more effective means of testing that hypothesis? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc negd) % [09:08] <--| Indiana has left #wookieepedia [09:08] But I can't go back there. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % But in a nutshell, Randall Flagg is a pan-dimensional personification of an archetype of evil. He takes myriad forms, most of the time his incarnations have the initials "RF". Randall Flagg, Richard Fannin, Raymond Fiegler, etc. Curses! I've been found out! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Now talking on #eu * Topic for #eu is: "Ackbar and the white-haired beauty would enjoy each others' company a lot over the coming years, both in their tasks for building the New Republic, and in private." -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc sexuality) % Hmm. How odd. I'm starting to get spam with "***SPAM***" in the subject line. superliminal messaging? READ ME -- Wookiee' QDB () % Jello: The sky went orange/brown what the hell does that mean? Hm Probably means it's Rapturin' time -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % And I always recoomend Pushing Daisies *reccomend How the hell do you spell that? recommend? Ah And here I thought I'd earned that college degree -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Fact: th University of Chicago has a database of Playboy playmates really? Yes, really. They also have reviews. that's nice info http://mozart.lib.uchicago.edu/mozart/pmstat/reviews/200602.txt you know you didn't have to bring alink It's a text file. It can't have erotic photographs in it Or can it? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % --> Darth_tom has joined #wookieepedia What are the Eight Tenets of the Jedi order? There are no Jedi here. Funny. Please answer my question. 1. No hawkers. 2. No canvassers. 3. It's not necessary or wise to remove your clothing. 4. Ah, might as well jump (jump!) 5. Sith is an anagram. 6. Leave the toilet seat /down./ Thank you very much, Master Jinn. 7. Knock and then enter. 8. Remove the foil seal, then pour contents of sachet into bowl. Add boiling water, and stir for thirty seconds. 9. Always give grandma "some sugar". There you go. Eight Tenets of the Jedi Order. heh All taken from canon. nine for good luck -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc jedi) % [23:04] Freakin' photoshop has no freakin' box freakin' button -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html - See all this shit? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Season_scepter - I counter it with this. And win. -- Wookiee' QDB (endor irc saxton) % [17:10] Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? [17:13] I'm disposing of it so the detectives won't know it was me. [17:13] Ah, this is a new, smarter version of the song. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [17:24] Jello: also, Sabsie, did you hear? [17:24] Jello: the Romans invented d20 [17:24] Jello: :p [17:24] sabarte: Meh :P [17:24] Jello: http://www.christies.com/Lotfinder/lot_details.aspx?intObjectID=4205385 [17:24] sabarte: But did they cast magic missile at the Dark Ages? [17:25] Jello: I think they pretended to be SW geeks [17:25] Jello: "oh man, I failed my saving throw! now I have to spend 50 denarii on the latest Traviss book" -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc traviss) % Yrf! Did I ever congratulate you on Dooku's passing? ... You should congratulate Anakin Skywalker :P -- Wookiee' QDB (anakin dooku irc) % Also, one more day of ad-free, good looking, Hoth-wasteland Monaco. :( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % [01:24] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Trooper_armor_and_Ewoks [01:25] Ozzel: BLARG to that user. [01:25] Blarg and a half, I say. [01:25] I'll take your Blarg and a half and raise you a bah! [01:25] A bah-larg? [01:25] And a half. [01:26] Yeah, I can't top that. :-( [01:26] Howabout a full-on WHARF! [01:26] Dammit, someone saw my slip on my poker face. :( [01:26] Or HWARF if you prefer hairballs. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % My mind keeps thinking you are Sikon. With the LF and all. Ozz: Mine too. I look over and go, "Linu- oh, that's me" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % [22:13] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:WhiteBoy/Kuralyov&oldid=1961400 [22:13] Such a witty retort. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Amazon reviews of EU books tend to be terrible. Like, more terrible than your average Amazon review. "This tells you more about the Star Wars universe!" No shit it does. That's why it's the Expanded Fucking Universe. The "Tales from" books are particularly egregious about this. "All those nagging Star Wars questions have now been answered. This fact filled book will give you an in-depth view of the cantina characters who have forged themselves into the darkest, most deepest part of you cerebellum. Imagine! Purchase this book and you'll no longer have to wonder..... [list of story plots]" That's not a review, that's repeating the goddamn back cover. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Milo_Fourstar - Hmm. I suppose I have to FA him. -- Wookiee' QDB (fa irc) % man I always start thinking, hey now, it's not really fair to stereotype japanese people all the time and then they pull shit like this Yep. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [22:41] What kind of rating does this get? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Weapon.jpg [22:41] Double D? -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % http://www.ossus.pl/images/f/f2/Syn_Corde.jpg Good golly. More like good gollies, Ozz. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc legacy) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Jor_Drakas&diff=2029732&oldid=2026664 - :| :| :-| :-| -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://wizards.com/default.asp?x=starwars/article/BtT1 "Jacen Skywalker followed in his ancestor's footsteps and became Darth Caedus." Sounds like he's emulating the Wyyrloks Um... Jacen /Skywalker/? Huh. Can I make an article? Heh. XD Please? hahaha Han so doesn't count Jacen Skywalker --> Ben's son, father of Kol Skywalker, took up his cousin's mantle as Darth Caedus ... Article is being made. * Yrf facepalms y y'all are terrible Yes. Maybe a redirect. That's all I'd feel was justified :P http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jacen_Skywalker -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc jacen skywalker wookieepedia) % [b]Jacen Skywalker[/b] was a being who turned to the dark side of the Force and became Darth Caedus, much like one of his ancestors. [h]Behind the scenes[/h] Jacen Skywalker is probably meant to be the same character as Jacen [b]Solo[/b]. -- Wookiee' QDB (jacen wookieepedia) % http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTA9oLekoUc&feature=related LMAO Nuremberg overlooked whoever came up with it. /awesome Luke/Leia! "What happens on Mimban, stays on Mimban." 8) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc leia luke sexuality sotme) % Wouldn't a japor snippet be some sort of vegtable? Jar Jar should have eaten it at the funeral. hahaha It would have made the end of ROTS far more lyrical. That would have been classic. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc padme rots) % what's wrong with being in a vacuum? nothing at all...you should try it :) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Amazon actually recommended The Crystal Star to me while I was perusing other items Just what were you perusing then? Star Trek Novels? Giant Book of Everything Shit? something like that -- Wookiee' QDB (irc startrek) % Cade and Gunn are roughly the same age, right? Mebbe they're twins. you wish Don't ask me how that's possible. Unless the pug-faced dude is the adoptive father. Or something. its not, two fathers don't make two twins Actually. It's been known to happen. Use a funnel. Fraternal twins having 2 different fathers. Ah, Fourdot has just answered my question. It's pretty rare. Nyna washes her face with Sorrow's tears. so you're saying that Nyna Corde did this in the same night with both Kol and Rulf Riff: At the same time, no less. It's concievable. -- Wookiee' QDB (cade irc legacy sexuality skywalker) % I still don't understand how Calixte can be Corde. They look NOTHING alike. She's that She-Terminator with the inflatable chest. There's "Impressive" for when she's Calixte, and then "Obscene" for when she's Corde. Corde's massive breasts should be a plot point. She's like a bureau. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc legacy) % [08:52] <@Darth_Culator> On a bit of a tangent, I think it's hilarious that Ellis says Spiker might have a learning disability. [08:53] <@Darth_Culator> He's what Thrawn would have been if he was a retard! [08:53] <@The4dotelipsis> Thrawn wasn't a retard? [08:53] <@The4dotelipsis> Listen to him in TIE Fighter. Trip makes a good point. [08:53] <@The4dotelipsis> It's like he's been hit over the head with an...inflatable forklift or something. [08:54] <@Gonk|Busy> THIS Rebel stronghold has no HOPE of escape. [08:54] <@Darth_Culator> Maybe the Chiss exiled him like the Romans used to leave deformed babies on a hillside. [08:54] <@Graestan> In the city, it was one hill in particular. Then feral dogs came and ate the babies. [08:55] * @Darth_Culator wonders if Baldarek is also retarded. This might be evidence of a major Chiss cultural phenomenon. [08:55] <@Graestan> It's so much easier to stomach the Romans if you think of them as an alien culture. [08:55] <@Darth_Culator> It really works if you make the connections. [08:55] <@The4dotelipsis> The Romans had some good ideas. [08:55] <@Darth_Culator> Chiss = Romans. Baldarek and Spiker = retarded babies left on a hill... in SPACE! -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss irc tvtropes) % !inqsignal AdmirableAckbar! Ataru! Breathesgelatin! ChackJadson! Cull_Tremayne! Darth_Culator! Eyrezer! Fiolli! Gonk! Graestan! GreenTentacle! Grey-Man! Imperialles! JainaSolo! LordHydronium! The4dotelipsis! Toprawa! Xwing328! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % -->| SFH has joined #wookieepedia Hm... {{subst:w|SFH|~~~~}} |<-- SFH has left freenode (Client Quit) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Is it just me, or is the "Death Star Destruction" energy drink in somewhat poor taste? It's somewhat like if someone in the US tried to market "Hiroshima Cola" in 1946. It just seems... unbecoming of the Rebels as we know them. Culator, you haven't tasted its thermonuclear deliciousness. -- Wookiee' QDB (anh deathstar irc) % [23:13] I was also birthed from SFH's man-womb -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [23:50] Holy Hatrack, Batman! [23:50] Bllasae Has no voice! -- Wookiee' QDB (batman irc) % Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker... have we met? Great, great.. nice to meet you. You know, it's funny, I JUST sent my niece on the EXACT SAME MISSION that the last two Jedi Masters in the Galaxy -- my two teachers by the way -- sent me on before they died. They wanted me to kill my dad, because he was more machine now than man; twisted and evil. I needed to kill him or else the Emperor won. So they made me into a weapon, sent me off and when I got there, you know what? Right when I could have ended the fight, I chose not to. I chose to believe, after all indications to the contrary mind you -- heck, I'd even told him that "Anakin Skywalker was truly dead" only a few hours before that -- that killing him would only serve to enhance the darkness in me and that merely by defeating him and not killing him, I would win and the Light would conquer. Made myself a Jedi Knight there. 'course, y'know, it HURT with all that Force Lightning afterwards with the pain and the suffering and the hey hey hey it hurts me, but then my dad turned back to the light after having seen me make the choice he couldn't and tossed that mean Emperor down a giant shaft. Yes, I realize how phallic that sounds. -- Wookiee' QDB (lotf luke tfn) % Also: the Three Million Clone Grand Army of the Republic is the Jedi Council's personal horde of shock troops. The other eleventy billion clones make up less-Grand Armies. :P That's my fanon, and I'm sticking to it. Pfft. That's silly. The Clone Wars were only small conflicts. Fought by commandos! The canon is gonna be that the non 3 million clones are part of Palpatine's dark conspiracy. Well, it'll be stupid, so I'll ignore it To subvert democracy, because it's foolish citizens weren't paying attention to the news, and whatnot. Yeah, except those non-3 million clones *have* to be fighting the wars. Not just sitting somewhere. Right. They were it's just, see above But, it's still a secret conspiracy and whatnot. nobody noticed because they were complacent and stuff Also, Blair is evil. yep. Don't you mean . . . BLIAR? Darth Blair! Aka Jacen. 9_9 -- Wookiee' QDB (clones clonewars irc traviss) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nemo Found him! And I just know I'm the first person ever to make that joke. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % lol http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:ProblemReports/11137 He better not go to Californie! Oh dear. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lotf sexuality) % is the phillipines still a dependant of the US Philippines became independent after WW2 wow this new news to me -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw politics) % Jerjerrod should have a first name. I suggest Antonio Conan. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc motti) % http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ph'nglui_mglw'nafh_Cthulhu_R'lyeh_wgah'nagl_fhtagn <- Seriously? ... is that another Chiss name gone bad? -- Wookiee' QDB (chiss irc) % hmm...this game would be much easier if I masturbated more Playing something on the Wii? indeed -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality videogames) % let's see... google sexy armour fetish http://www.epinions.com/content_179179196036 :P ... * Jaymach isn't clicking, but knows someone else will eventually Google roulette is fun. http://www.roulette4fun.com/ :| Oooo! It's kinda like Russian roulette. But with porn instead of bullets. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=40_ABY&diff=1997328&oldid=1996917 Once again, I wish we could ban purely for stupidity. I may be able to top that. http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Darth_Caedus&diff=2019924&oldid=2019838 -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc jacen lotf) % [b]The Rohlan/Demagol Thing[/b] is a fusion jazz act that worked many of the clubs on Mandalore until a dispute over a recording contract broke up the duo. However, their early recordings remain popular and one was recently used as the background music for a series of Holofeed apparel commercials. - JohnJacksonMiller -- Wookiee' QDB (kotor mandalorian tfn) % A black lightsaber crystal would have to be opaque, and therefore it would also be a rock. You can't put a rock in a lightsaber and expect the blade to be any color other than "HURRR". -darth_Boba, RE: Lightsaber Colors -- Wookiee' QDB (tfn) % [23:45] Whoa, there's a buncha people here [23:46] |<-- RF has left irc.freenode.net ("night") [23:47] And now there's one less. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:28] <@GreenTentacle> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Darth_Malak&curid=572&diff=2046240&oldid=2046172 [14:28] <@GreenTentacle> So much bad fanon. [14:29] <@Enochf> Bad fanon, but I do like the name Aren Solaris. [14:30] <@Darth_Culator> Wow. That's impossibly stupid. How is it that person can even remember how to breathe, let alone type? [14:30] <@Gonk|Away> an', an' then? Malak exploded? an' then it was Christmas? an' then Aren Solaris got all the presents in the world. [14:32] <+Madclaw> Culator, he has an MP3 that says: breathe in........breathe out -- Wookiee' QDB (fanon irc wookieepedia) % But the ffners will probably love Ashoka Eh She's not human Well, if Padme has fans, anything is possible. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc padme) % * Muuurgh curses the fact that he changed "Jacen Skywalker" to a redirect to fast, preventing Acky from making it a DYK. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jacen skywalker) % Who's the guy in the comics at the quote database? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % Gah. One of the references in the Wikipedia article on Revan is "KOTOR Fanmedia survey on gender of PC". -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb gender irc kotor revan) % Hm, I think my whole DNS exploded. I can still talk on IRC, but I can't access any sites. !ping pong Good, I just wanted to make sure I could still talk on IRC. :P weird Did you guys just see Nuku say pong for no reason? Yah, she broke. o_O Fuck you guys. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % [18:45] I'd shapeshift into a spaceship and pirate other ships -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % More Karenstuff. Oh boy. Also, Traviss guiding Miller? Crap. This'll turn out well. :o oh god TF.N will need a new HD to store all the whining -- Wookiee' QDB (book clonewars irc tfn traviss) % [20:51] I think my mouse is dying. [20:51] :( [20:51] Quick! Give it mouth-to-mouse! [20:52] =-= Ozzel was booted from #wookieepedia by Gonk (Oh! That's just... no...) [20:52] XD -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:00] Good meeting, guys. [21:00] Yeah. [21:00] It was...easy? [21:00] Nice and productive, though we should maybe get more chicks in this group for variety's sake. :-P [21:00] Bah. [21:00] * Ataru will bring Guri next time. [21:01] And chocolate. [21:01] * AdmirableAckbar redacts the "bah" [21:02] Correction [21:02] I will bring Guri [21:02] Pfft. [21:02] I was the one who sent her out to all of youse to bring you in. [21:02] Didn't you see the meeting page? [21:02] Robot-on-robot action. Misses Gonk will be livid. [21:03] Yes she will. [21:03] No more midnight recharges for you, sir. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri inq irc) % !semicolon bahage Guri teaches grammar in other channels Good grammar is hot. I like a gal who knows how to use her colon. And semicolon. I'd be worried if a girl only had a semicolon * Ozzel should stop before he goes for the "period" joke. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % [21:19] |<-- Guri has left irc.freenode.net ("I suck. That's not an invitation. What I mean is, I'm a shitty bot.") -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc) % [21:21] Are you still planning on writing "G*nk's Parable of Proofreading and Prose Propriety"? [21:21] Yes [21:21] I've started it [21:21] Oh wow, alliteration. [21:21] but I'm not putting it up til it's done. [21:22] Can I proofread it before you're done? [21:22] :P [21:22] =-= Graestan was booted from #wookieepedia by Gonk (Funny guy.) -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [21:22] Wynssa Starflare? [21:22] Ozzel: Wraith Squadron. [21:22] AH, right. [21:22] I was about to say, you might have to fight Hav for that one. [21:23] Ozzel: Fight Havac nothing. All I have to do is semi-protect it and FA it first. [21:23] XD [21:23] He can't do anything for another two months. [21:23] Oh! Low blow! [21:23] Nice [21:24] I am imagining him commuting back to school daily to combat this. XD -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % No one messes with Mrs. Gonk. Except Mr. Gonk. And only on Wednesdays. -- Wookiee' QDB (gonk irc) % Graestan> I Anglicized "Anglicization" into "Anglicisation" Skillful. Well done, old bean. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->|aaronesf has joined #wookieepedia hello everyone Aaron = JMAS? ? nope Who is JMAS? hello? my father my biological* !wiki User:JMAS Ataru: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_User:JMAS I wouldn't call him a real father he beat me, and then ran out on us ok sorry about that alcoholic, felandering monster Wow. 9_9 * Graestan is screwing with you, aaronsef -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hmm. I wonder what would happen if you got Cam Kennedy, Tommy Lee Edwards, and Storn Cook to collaborate on a single project. Well, if Cam did the linework, Edwards did some colors, and Cook just watched, it'd be fine. Cook could ink it? :P Ow. I think I just had a minor embolism from stupidity overload from my own horrible idea. I shall imagine putting all three of them in a giant blender to compensate. Ah, that's better -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:03] everybody have fun tonight! :D [14:03] Are we gonna do a little dance? [14:03] Make a little love? [14:04] And get down tonight? [14:04] sure [14:04] sweet -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hmm, that poll just reminded me... I had a dream where TOS updated. hahahahaha Ozzel: Me too! Except it got kinda fanciful. Since the update was a short story by Abel. -- Wookiee' QDB (abel dream irc tos) % Is that skeleton biting his pants? It's a skeleton gangbang. -- Wookiee' QDB (indy irc marvel sexuality) % New QDB function. To test, click "add quote", input something, and click Preview. But no one said anything even vaguely amusing. does this situation count as vaguely amusing? Not really. Unless someone gratuitously mentions breasts. Then we've got QDB gold on our hands! lol -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc qdb) % I have a nail file somewhere like omg, Dunc is /such/ a girl Nail files are for GIRLS! real men use samurai swords! * dunc disembowels Hav with her nails -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [00:56] damn book [00:56] <@Graestan> Yes, the next book really is the greatest EU novel. [00:57] damn and i would be the one to not have it [00:57] <@Graestan> The first time I read it (it's been about nineteen, now), I kept openly sobbing. [00:57] <@Darth_Culator> No, it's the greatest work of literature in the history of mankind. [00:57] maybe they have it at the library [00:57] <@Darth_Culator> Kevin J. Anderson won a Nobel prize for it. [00:57] Wait, we're talking about Champions of the Force, right? [00:58] stop screwing with people :P [00:58] <@Graestan> DC: I thought he won all the Nobel prizes for that year because of it.... [00:58] <@Darth_Culator> It nearly brought peace to the Middle East but it lost something in translation. [00:59] Champions of the Force was the peak of Kevin J. Anderson's writing career. [00:59] <@Graestan> I mean, Rwanda decided to stop the violence and all because of his moving words. [00:59] <@Darth_Culator> The UN is therefore considering forcing all Israelis and Arabs to learn English and take a class in the basics of the Star Wars EU. [01:00] * @jSarek returns to be completely lost in something about Israelis and Arabs finding peace in the words of some SW scribe -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc kja) % Darth Nihl is kinda hot, in a corpsey kind of way O.O I guess that goes to show that every guy, no matter how unlovable, has a chance. Good thing for most of the people in this room, I suppose. ... :-P >.> We're not *that* pale. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I wonder how SDN is reacting to JT. I'm sure they *hate* the comment that there are hundreds of thousands of clones on Coruscant. RF: I'm sure it's too few for them. "But LOE said they were on every corner! Analysis of this frame of film clearly shows Coruscant should have approximately five billion more corners than that!" -- Wookiee' QDB (clones cn irc saxton) % This idiotic political cartoonist thinks penguins live at the North Pole. Everyone knows they only go there on holiday. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mercsuk.jpg You know what I should do for C5? I should go as a female Fandalorian, boob armor and all, and see how many poor dopes hit on me before I betray my true gender by saying "Go away" Ooh, that's evil. That's a whole special category of evil. I love it. -- Wookiee' QDB (gender irc mandalorian) % [21:32] do you know some SW geek-fan channels? [21:32] Star Wars fan IRC channels? [21:32] Yeah. [21:32] There was this one I've been to before. [21:32] #wook something. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % DarthXadun> mmm... π I have π apples. If I eat ? apples, how many do I have left? 6 pears lol Wonder what would happen if you asked a droid a question like that?... he would explode Indeed. If sci-fi has taught me anything... :P Damn. got there before me, Madclaw. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I've been...opped!!!!! Once you get opped, you just don't stop. Hammer time. I was thinking Pringles. Uh-oh, uh-oh uhoh uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. STOP. Hammertime. * Graestan crabwalks et al. Breakidown. I told you. Can't touch this. I think that awful song is in our DNA somehow. :/ Awful? Come on, it deserves more credit than that. Ok, maybe not. :P Parachute pants. 'Nuff said. Ring the bell, school's back in. We should take this to #wookieepedia-mchammer Or not. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % I tried to get my kitten, Han, to watch ANH. He didn't sit still. When I asked him, "Going somewhere, Solo?" he mewed and clawed me. >.< haha Han has a tendancy to claw first. -- Wookiee' QDB (anh greedo han irc) % [10:21] This is really weird. [10:21] what? [10:21] I left a YouTube video [10:21] But I still hear the audio [10:21] :o [10:22] I even closed the browser [10:22] i know how to make it stop [10:22] turn off your speakers -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % What kind of idiotic movie review site webmaster thinks it's a good idea to start requiring Silverlight to view trailers? ... <-- Gonk|Away has quit ("Error: You must have Silverlight installed to view this quit message properly.") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % !bored TrakNar: *hiss* Nuku-Nuku hates me. D= ... Why do you hate me so? What did I ever do to you? I've always liked catgirls, and you're no exception. And I try not to abuse bots. So, Nuku-Nuku... Perhaps we got on the wrong foot? Where did we go wrong? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % !markov AIDS AIDS is a good idea, but then, my theory is well-known. ... Maybe as population control. Nuku is a conspiracy nut? But I think we need something more effective. * Enochf is now known as JeremiahWright See? Rich white catgirls created AIDS! * JeremiahWright is now known as Enochf Bah! Under the bus with you! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku politics) % Actually, this brings the question of how much Earth in Stargate is divergent from our own... and that's a headache I go with "Different unless stated to be the same" unlike most people Indeed. So do I. For the starters: the US and Russia have different presidents, there's a bunch of people not existing in real life (like the entire SGC personnel), and the actors portraying them in the real world don't exist in Stargate, neither does the Stargate franchise itself And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Weir probably doesn't exist in Stargate either :p heh, probably not :P there's small differences as well :P like being able to get to level 75 in WoW -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % I really want to strap him to a chair and make him watch "Donald Duck in Math-a-Magic Land" over and over. I'd like to do the same thing, but with "Battle for the Sunstar" Battle for the Sunstar is epic. EPIC. And I'd just be yelling "REPENT!" throughout the whole thing. Then why not "The Season Scepter"? Hmm, that's right. That's the one. The Sunstar would do the job anyway. :P ... What exactly would be the result of Saxton watching Battle for the Sunstar? He'd probably just try to find measurements for Raygar's ship, based on the height of Wicket. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc saxton wicket) % Damnit. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Resolute_%28Venator-class%29 That doesn't have any goddamn spoilers in it. Even if it does appear in an upcoming thing, if there's no plot resolutions, it shouldn't have the "major" tag. Wait... it was VENATOR-CLASS!?!?!?!?!!! -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc spoilers) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Routine_Valor ... Banned from the UK? Probably because it wasn't called "Routine Valour." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Can I revert back to version 1.0 of the web? That would be so great. Give me a rollback command for other sites. "What? Everything was broken. I thought it had been vandalized." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Rogue_Shadow_crew.jpg <-- This image is highly amusing. Darth Angry is clearly distracted. He's clearly wondering why her rank insignia is non-standard -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts fu irc) % The4dotelipsis> http://stars.ign.com//polls/12049.html - Ew. "unleash" on. Thanks Haden. 9_9 That's asinine. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % peniscopter sounds better than penischopper. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % I was actually excited about Allegiance. :( I was actually excited about Triple Zero... We are all fools of the highest calibre. -- Wookiee' QDB (allegiance irc traviss zahn) % <+TrakNar> I need to either find Leia a home or take her to the vet and get her spayed as the older cats keep riding her. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % I have a request. Can we make the ref'ing on Starkiller's article a little sloppier? Sure. Let's shoot for some Cite Errors. And some just plain broken code. "They eventually had an ultimate confrontation." The Cite Errors won. I wonder if Starkiller was fatally killed. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc) % [07:46] I have a feeling that TFU will be the next GODV. [07:47] I have a feeling that Randy Stradley designed Juno Eclipse's "uniform." -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc stradley) % Plus [Juno Eclipse] was added by George's editorial mandate, not because she was a character integral to the story. Basically, to give male gamers something to fap over. No. Love interest, not lust interest. In video games, it's the same thing. That applies to KOTOR too. Nonsense! Gamers are inspired by epic stories, not attractive, scantily clad women. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc sexuality) % http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hu99L8XSL._SS500_.jpg Better Rotta image. Oh jeez. The Clone Wars: ruining everything, even RotJ. -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc) % [12:22] This is dedicated to culator [12:22] No singing [12:22] I'd never tell you one lie, I'd never let you down [12:23] I'd never leave, I'd be the one who'd always be around [12:23] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv D-Fender|Sleep Darthtom Glaug-Eldare Jedimca0|Busy by Gonk|Away [12:23] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +vvvv Maniek RF supergeeky1 Whopper by Gonk|Away [12:23] Baby give me a chance [12:23] No [12:23] =-= Mode #wookieepedia +m by Gonk|Away -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % Ozzel> I'm posting the question in the Holocron thread for Chee to ignore. Heh. I'll call Chee on his cell, which he never picks up, and then send something to his e-mail, that he never checks. But it's taking insanely long to post... Then I'll ring his doorbell and he'll tell me in a year that he was in the shower. :'( You could ask his girlfriend, whom he never talks to. -- Wookiee' QDB (chee irc) % [09:10] * CavalierOne wants a SW game in the mold of Guitar Hero where you can play the Cantina band song ... [09:10] XD [09:11] I'd pay money for a "functioning" kloo horn [09:11] Omni Box [09:11] I always wanted to know how the fuck that thing works. [09:11] "Jizz Hero" [09:11] :\ [09:11] lol [09:12] Damn, R_F beat me to it ... [09:12] Yeah.... I think everyone who'd buy the game would already be one of those.... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc music sexuality) % I'll need to change skins and see if I can reproduce That sounds so awkward out of context. QDB! -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc qdb sexuality wikia) % Interesting. There are 230 QDB tags with "sexuality" That seems rather low. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % There's a Jedi Knight SG?! I so need to see it. Not a Stargate, mind you. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % Fucking hell. One of my cats vomited up their dinner, and I stepped in it. Eew... You need a dog to clean the barf. >_< -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Both Kae and Kreia are said to be Revan's first and last Master, the sources being Mical and Kreia respectively, this has led to an ongoing dispute as to whether the two are the same person. The only official comment on the matter is "Can’t comment, but good catch. Sorry." -- Wookiee' QDB (kreia wookieepedia) % [01:57] <@Darth_Culator> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/1.html <-- This is beyond description. There are no words to describe this. It speaks for itself. [01:58] <@Ozzel> First the headline spoke for itself. [01:58] <@Ozzel> And then the image spoke for itself. [02:01] <@Ozzel> That cow's face says it all, really. [02:01] The image speaks for itself in more ways than one. It prompts my gut to wanna speak for itself. [02:02] <@Darth_Culator> I can't stop laughing at it. I can pause, but then it starts again. [02:02] <@Ozzel> Same. [02:03] <@Ozzel> Don't you just know that at the end of the day, one of those tanks goes unaccounted for and ends up being used for evil. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc) % [04:48] <+LucidFox> Word of advice: When TSLRP comes out, do NOT take Nar Shaddaa first. [04:49] <@Darth_Culator> "When TSLRP comes out" is something akin to "when the Moon crashes." [04:49] Actually, the Moon will never crash. [04:49] <@Darth_Culator> Exactly. [04:49] It's getting farther away every year. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor) % One thing I do like about Ben's GAG past is that it really makes him his mother's son as well as his father's. Sure, he's a Skywalker with all the potential yada yada yada, but he was also the naive follower/personal assassin of a fascist Sith Lord, just like Mom. --dizfactor -- Wookiee' QDB (ben empire ga irc lotf mara) % Locking down the canon of Star Wars Galaxies: "In actuality, there were thousands of Jedi during the GCW period, and it has been found out that the entire Universe was run by a group of god-like people that have no idea what they are doing." -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies tfn) % They should have canonised Revan as a woman, but kept the Revan/Bastila relationship. --Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (bastila canon kotor revan sexuality tfn) % I bet Traviss has a fett plushie I think she admitted as much. I know she has a bunch of figures You know, I bet she really hates the mandos and the clones but that, at night, they come to life and threaten her -- Wookiee' QDB (clones fett irc mandalorian traviss) % "In fact, so effective are the Mandalorian warriors that the Emperor based the Imperial Guard on their fighting techniques and style of armor." what Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN? the fuck fuck is how you make babies thank you, tiki pas de quoi Trip -- Wookiee' QDB (bots irc rpg sexuality) % "Liechtenstein is recognized by neither the Czech Republic nor Slovakia due to its refusal to recognize them" This is like an international episode of Seinfeld -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw politics) % Yeah, the fucked themselves there's no way to iron it out welcome to the post-canon world. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc traviss) % * CavalierOne wishes he could look out the window at the sky but has no window in his office. The closest he gets is changing the background picture on his PC. No window? No :( Do you work in Cheyenne Mountain? :P Cheyenne Mountain, London. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % -->| TheDarkDot (n=chatzill@CPE-58-161-123-234.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #Wookieepedia +o TheDarkDot by Nuku-Nuku -->| LordHydronium (n=chatzill@wikia/LordHydronium) has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #Wookieepedia +o LordHydronium by Nuku-Nuku -->| Ozzel (n=chatzill@ip68-225-166-65.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #wookieepedia =-= Mode #Wookieepedia +o Ozzel by Nuku-Nuku You three joined very close together. They just jumped off their tandem bicycle. * Ozzel was in the middle. O.O -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "People still scream about Drew K (who wrote the VERY awesome PATH OF DESTRUCTION and RULE OF TWO novels) having altered the continuity when he adapted the Jedi vs Sith comic to make it more mature, and Karen Traviss recently rewrote the backstory of Fenn Shysha to make it more mature and in-line with the novels instead of just a continuity patch, so obviously, LFL/DR has no problem altering... ...canon." I think someone needs to kick patch in the face. "More mature" "for adults, like me" XD More mature? Does he even know what he's typing, or does he just bang around on the keyboard until things assemble themselves into words? There'll be a point where I just say "Fuck this shit." It hasn't happened yet. But it will. I'm teetering -- Wookiee' QDB (canon irc kotor traviss) % [13:37] Hey Ataru. [13:37] Yes? [13:37] Nothing. [13:37] :P [13:37] Heh. [13:38] * Ataru shakes fist. [13:38] You know what's a crazy saber form? Ataru. [13:38] You know who's about to be kicked from #wookieepedia? [13:39] Chewbacca? [13:39] :P [13:39] That would be an abuse of power. [13:39] yes? [13:39] Nothing to stop him discussing lightsaber forms. :P [13:39] well it wouldn't be the first time [13:39] hmm [13:40] I think I'll dust off my Ataru 2600 and play some Yar's Revenge [13:40] *Atari [13:40] That's Atari [13:40] you could op someone else to do it [13:40] XD [13:40] :-| [13:40] i've even been banned from here [13:40] It works, too! [13:40] so it would not be abuse of powah by an admin [13:40] * Ataru hates all of you. [13:40] The u and i are right next to each other! [13:40] just a poor judgment call [13:40] That's right Biuck [13:40] http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/877 [13:40] * Ataru is having bad judgment. [13:40] So, yeah. How about that [[Green]]? [13:41] Don't push it. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I'll tell you one thing trying to replace your lost crap sucks ... ...? I don't generally keep mine. Me neither. And replacing it...is not usually an issue. LMAO -- Wookiee' QDB (context irc) % We didn't protect {{Sprotected}}? O.O Ataru> You should semi-protect it. :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Havac: Fate of the Jedi is a fifteen-book series being written by Aaron Allston, James Luceno, Matthew Stover, Kathy Tyers, K. W. Jeter, David Brin, George R. R. Martin, Tom Clancy, Jimmy Buffett, the ghost of J. R. R. Tolkien, Lori Jareo, Tony Danza, Rupert from Survivor, Matt Damon, and Bigfoot. Dunc T'racen: My source on the inside says Bigfoot wanted too much cash, and they had to swap in Lee Goldberg. ThrawnRocks: Tolkien is actually writing his book together with Karen Traviss. I hear a good third of the book will be a conversation between a Mando and an elf, speaking their respective languages. Get ready to break out your dictionaries! -- Wookiee' QDB (fotj tfn traviss) % "See guys I watched the OT!" "And I read the Holocron!" "It's a TRAP! rofl" The Holocron is just a list of facts that doesn't cover characterisation and probably has shit little Leland retcons in the borders Uli, Traviss doesn't need characterization. She's to good for it. She can work out someone's personality by reading a list of important events in their life. That's not even a joke. She said that. -- Wookiee' QDB (canon chee holocron irc traviss) % * Darth_Culator doesn't trust anyone from any country that ever made any serious effort toward world domination, except Americans. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc politics) % http://img.trekmovie.com/images/hiresposter2a.jpg ...Nero looks like a half-assed Iridonian. Or a member of Disturbed. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw startrek) % initng> не знаю, не видел how could he 3HAEnterprise? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [09:56] Holy crap. [09:56] http://www.rebelscum.com/CJ/HasbroBMF/image35.asp [09:56] They finally did it. [09:56] They released the ship that fits between the Falcon's mandibles. [09:57] Or its escape pod. [09:57] 8) [09:57] Whatever. [09:57] But this was planned back in Kenner days. [09:57] As a mini-rig. [09:57] But they never got around to it. [09:57] Now, which ship fits between ITS mandibles? XD [09:57] :p [09:57] It's gonna be a Matrushka doll. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:05] ...... http://www.rebelscum.com/CJ/HasbroTCW/image5.asp [10:05] That's a.... interesting expression. [10:06] The guys love the boob armor, even IU. :) -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts irc) % [10:30] http://torrentfreak.com/ubisofts-no-cd-answer-to-drm-080718/ <-- Classic. [10:30] CLASSIC, even. [10:33] hehehe [10:34] At least we know intellectual property will become unenforceable when we're all linked together in a constant direct-to-neural-center reality simulation. [10:34] ...Right? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % * Xwing328|Busy agrees with 4dot * Graestan by default disagrees with all * Culator|Away got up from his nap just to disagree with everyone. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:50] So.. [20:50] SO!? [20:50] Yes.So.Can you not read? [20:52] No. We're all illiterate. We have assistants reading our screens to us. You insensitive jerk. [20:52] Well thanks for the compliment! [20:52] I do try. [20:52] This Graestan fellow pays me well. [20:52] Why aren't you typing my responses? [20:52] You dumb jerk. [20:52] You didn't type that, did you? [20:52] He's a snide bastard, though, so it's a good thing he can't read what I type. [20:52] Great, now everyone knows what a fucking jerk you are. [20:53] Tell them, "Hi, Wookieepedians! I'm Gonk's dumb jerk typist!" [20:53] "I'm a puppet boy!" And be sure you put quotation marks around it, so they know that's not me talking. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % KJA ruined Dune too? what he did to Dune was criminal and I dont even like Dune -- Wookiee' QDB (book kja non-sw) % A BAT-BOMB?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c -- Wookiee' QDB (batman dumb irc) % I've always said that Eve is Human 1.1. ... How's that joke go? God created man, then woman, because He said to Himself, "Surely I can do better than that!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc religion) % Kovenkovitchoffskiigrad, the ultimate in Russian cities. Built by members of every surname suffix in the land. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % what http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Batman-Saves-the-Day/Christopher-Nolan/e/9780061561870/?itm=25 Ow. * Darth_Culator looked at the preview. * Darth_Culator has sprained brain now. Kids love batman. Yeahbut... The Joker looks less like a psychotic maniac and more like KRUSTY THE CLOWN. This does not compute. The Joker from TDK does not fit with anything remotely kid-related. Hence the hilarity OK, just as long as we're on the same page. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (batman irc) % you know, one day we're going to get people in the room who are both not from Russia and who don't use Linux :P one day -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % Blimey, they interrupted Stargate with cartoons ))) I assume it's not Stargate Infinity :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % [17:45] I mean, I wouldn't want my 1903 wormhole dude getting freaked out by a gun in his face when I take him to the movies. [17:46] I'd stick that dude back in his wormhole, man. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Duration of ban: nine years! Reason for ban: disruption, vandalism, the staging of theatrical productions using footwear -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % [13:31:57] Arav: what does MMO mean? [13:32:05] Glaug-Eldare: massively multiplayer online [13:33:16] Arav: Xbox 360? [13:33:22] Arav: and computer? [13:33:55] Glaug-Eldare: xbox 360 is a popular gaming console from microsoft [13:34:08] Glaug-Eldare: a computer is basically a machine you can program -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/en_US/players/content.vm?resource=player_cities&page=Player%20Cities Ah, I see. Kor Spera is a player city on the Naritus server. I can't tell you anything about it since I'm on Eclipse, but suffice to say it is decidedly not canon. Nor is "New Alderan", "Gotham City", or "Salma Hayek", I assume. Lol Heh. I bet that last city is noted for its twin peaks. ... * Darth_Culator was just trying to think of a good joke for that. Dammit. -- Wookiee' QDB (breasts galaxies irc) % I noticed that Hidalgo's artwork tends to get rather rough during the latter half of the strip, like he was trying to crank it all out in one hell of a hurry... 'Fore then, the linework was nice and smooth. I wonder if the comic was scanned and messed with in Photoshop, or it was all drawn digitally... Pablo's a busy man. He has a dozen different failures going on at any given time. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap hyperspace irc pablo tos) % http://kids.yahoo.com/parents/blog/1001/141--Is+%27The+Dark+Knight%27+for+Kids? "It's not a comic book movie." :-| Oz: Duh. It's a graphic novel movie. :-p -- Wookiee' QDB (batman irc) % This new sitenotice will motivate Borsk to add stuff. Borsk rarely does add stuff, though. Borsk is like Kuralyov, but not a dick. -- Wookiee' QDB (fu irc wookieepedia) % [17:20] $70 for a program to make/modify a font? O_o [17:20] Sheesh. [17:20] $70!? Why, at that price it takes all the font out of it! [17:21] *rimshot* [17:21] * Ataru groans. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Just for the record, I picture GreenTentacle as a green lekku with a mouth but no eyes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % I'm just going to assume that the female Exile has sex with everyone except Kreia. Even the droids? o_O Except? Why not the droids? We have technology for that /now/. -- Wookiee' QDB (exile irc sexuality) % So the QDB page suggests Jaymach is around sometimes. LordHydronium> Suggests? How? It has quotes from him. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=starwars/article/KOTORminispreview5panaka Confirmation that the Handmaiden was part of the party. And more female Exile Well you see sab that doesn't count because it's just an RPG thing and someone who worked on KOTOR II might have used the word "he" once also I have my head jammed firmly up my ass And that's my impression of Talk:Jedi Exile. -- Wookiee' QDB (exile irc) % [00:12] Chewbacca, I've a question I've always wanted to ask. [00:12] well go ahead [00:13] That bandoleer you wear: we never see you use it. Is it just some kind of Wookiee bling? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) m (2.2 Updated with new information) [[[link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:The_New_Official_Star_Wars_site.png]Image:The_New_Official_Star_Wars_site.png[/link]|thumb|250px|right|The most commonly seen graphic on the revamped StarWars.com]] -- Wookiee' QDB (crap tos wookieepedia) % Compromising pictures of R2 http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Credit_Game.JPG Wow, I never expected they'd depict the money shot. Oh, that was awful. -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo irc sexuality) % Lots of cartoons have disturbing themes if you think about them too hard. Like the movie "Cars"? Sequel to "Maximum Overdrive". "Robots"? Sequel to "The Matrix". -- Wookiee' QDB (disney irc non-sw) % If "Something, Something, Something Dark Side" is half as good as Blue Harvest... It will have one-and-a-half to two good jokes. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tv) % "Sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting, CRAZY FUCKING ACTION." -- Wookiee' QDB ( clonewars irc jedi) % Tales from Latara's Ex-Boyfriends. Latara should become Frank Miller's Selina Kyle. Hooker with a heart of gold. -- Wookiee' QDB (ewok irc sexuality) % [13:44] Graestalk [13:44] SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL [13:44] I HAVE NO SOUL :P [13:44] SO YOU WILL STARVE [13:45] I WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE SOUL OF A CHILD, THEN [13:45] TOO LATE CHEWBACCA360 JUST LEFT [13:46] XD [13:46] Ninja, how old are you? [13:46] xd [13:46] 17 [13:46] LIES! [13:47] _jastor, who the hell are you? [13:47] he's with the FBI [13:47] * Graestan takes a seat right over there [13:49] <_jastor> Graestan: who the hell are you? [13:49] I...I got nothing. [13:50] I've never seen you speak. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "The decision to kick off the animated series with a live-action film" I think the word we're looking for here is "feature-length" -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc tos) % [04:33] <+LucidFox> #31 apparently confirmed that he's not Rohlan. [04:33] <@LordHydronium> It pretty much beat us over the head with it. [04:34] <@Darth_Culator> And it leads one to wonder what species Demagol is. [04:34] <+LucidFox> But the thing is, it's hard for Zayne's words "the Rohlan I know" to echo when Zayne and K have travelled with Rohmagol for much longer time than Rohlan. [04:35] <@Darth_Culator> "The gambit has FAILED, human!" [04:35] <+LucidFox> Indeed. That was it for me. [04:35] <@Darth_Culator> "Human? Then what the hell are you?" [04:35] <@Darth_Culator> "Um, never mind." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor tvtropes) % http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_comiccon_wedding Read it. And weep. I don't feel like losing my faith in humanity at this hour. "Vodas," he said, using the Mandalorian word for "friends," "Outsiders, Jedis, everybody, welcome. This is a contract between two Mandalorians who made a journey and future together and bled together and will continue to bleed together until their last day," he said. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % Speaking of Stargate... I found another problem in "Moebius", which is not related to time travel and admittedly minor compared to the time travel logic-benders. what's that? Daniel still has short hair after spending several years in Ancient Egypt. Don't tell me he found a modern barber there :) they have knives in Egypt :P yes, but I don't think you'd be able to cut your hair so nicely with them He invented scissors. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % [14:05] <@Darth_Culator> Hobbie has VD? [14:06] Only after the Bothan Encounter. [14:07] <@Darth_Culator> What's he going to get from a Bothan? Brucellosis? [14:08] Bothan Herpes [14:08] As opposed to Hapes Herpes [14:08] That, or he'll turn into a furry. [14:08] And start fursuiting as a manwhore on Bothawui [14:09] I'm not sure which is more disgusting. -- Wookiee' QDB (furry irc sexuality) % [10:34] <+Jaymach> the problem only exists with FF3 and Monaco [10:35] <+Jaymach> something about css positioning, apparently [10:38] <@Darth_Culator> Or you could get rid of Monacocked. Monacon. Monacrud. [10:39] <+Jaymach> meh, it's Firefox 3's fault, not Monaco [10:39] <@Darth_Culator> Everything is Monaco's fault for sucking so bad. ... [10:42] <@Darth_Culator> Monaclog. Monacolonic. Monacodependent. Monacowpie. ... [10:43] <@Darth_Culator> Monacontra. Monacolic. Monaconfuse. [10:43] <@Darth_Culator> Monacommode. [10:43] <@Darth_Culator> ANd I'm done. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc wikia wookieepedia) % [14:14] http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/3057 [14:15] Does anyone else shudder to think about Oppo Rancisis's "fucking action"? [14:16] Hmm. Noth the site and the IRC is quiet today. [14:17] Am quiet. Be's quiet. Do quiet. [14:17] *** GreenTentacle is now known as GT|away [14:17] ARE. That's the word. [14:17] *** Yurple [n=chatzill@CPE-24-31-251-240.kc.res.rr.com] has joined #wookieepedia [14:18] * Darth_Culator suspects someone of rifling through the filing cabinets in his brain. [14:18] !blame [14:18] I blame Darth_Culator. [14:18] Ah-ha! [14:21] Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpee derp. Until one day aderp aderp aderp aderp. Derp de derp, ta teetley tum. [14:22] Are you.... okay? [14:22] That's debatable. -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % Hugging online is dumb, anyhow. * Graestan remembers an Inqmoot that was ruined with hugging BAH! I think somebody needs a hug. Hugging at an Inqmoot? No hugging, no learning. That's not just an Inq rule, that's a Wookieepedia rule. Ozzel, you may be right on the money. May. I won't tell you for sure. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % I wonder if they will ever had kids They will, dgxxx. They vowed to "raise warriors" Which is consistent with Mandalorian culture. oh God I was hoping I heard wrong -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % Hmmm Who was doing Coruscant? Daala Zing! Daala Does Denon -- Wookiee' QDB (coruscant daala irc sexuality) % <@Gonk> We need a canonical name for that fucking "unidentified spacer" from Galaxies. Something bland and gender-neutral, like Alex. <@The4dotelipsis> Alex...Winger. <@Gonk> O_o <@Gonk> "Name your character after a shitty rock band, please" <@Enochf> Darren Ratt <@Gonk> XD <@Enochf> Rick Dokken <@Enochf> Not a bad convention, actually <@Gonk> Yeah! * @Gonk will remember this next time he has to generate a character for WEG <@Enochf> ^_^ <@Gonk> It just has to be a band whose music I don't know, like Winger or Dokken. <@Gonk> Otherwise I'd be getting "Round And Round" in my head all the time, and that song'll stay in your head, too. <+Madclaw> how about Journey, <@The4dotelipsis> Band? <@The4dotelipsis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alex_Winger <@Gonk> ehh... Gavin Journey? :/ <@Enochf> Vic Jackyl <@Gonk> XD <@Gonk> Tess Testament <@Enochf> Trent Whitesnake <@Gonk> Bryce Greatwhite <@Enochf> Duke Warrant <@Gonk> He sounds like a U. S. Marshal. <@Enochf> Then I suppose Harry Skidrow is out, too <@Gonk> Harry Skidmark, on the other hand... <@Enochf> Alan Trixter <@Gonk> Nikola Tesla <@Gonk> ...wait... <@Enochf> Reuben Steelheart <@Gonk> Gary Ykanttoriread <@Enochf> ? <@Enochf> All, I'll let it go. You're on a roll. <@Gonk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Kant_Tori_Read <@Enochf> Yeesh <@Gonk> ^ they're pretty hilarious <@Enochf> And *Ah <@Enochf> Erik Slayer <@Gonk> Naturally <@Gonk> Cade Creed <@Enochf> Otto Voivod <@Enochf> Nah, too European <@Gonk> Remy Rammstein <@Enochf> Keith Danzig <@Gonk> Cory Cannibalcorpse <@Enochf> Ha <@Enochf> Kevin Queensryche * +LucidFox (n=sikon@wikia/Sikon) Quit ("Huh?" ) <@Enochf> Sikon fears what he does not understand <@Gonk> Barbara Bush <@Enochf> Who knew she was randomly generated? <@Enochf> Boris Bloodfeast <@Gonk> Evan Evanescence <@Enochf> That could just be Evan Essence, but it's already taken <@Enochf> Um... <@Enochf> Dex Heathen <@Enochf> Sorry, staying in the hard rock category, easier that way <@Gonk> lol <@Gonk> Vanessa Poison <@Enochf> Phoebe Fuel <@Gonk> Fred Firehouse <@Enochf> Cletus Korn <@Gonk> XD <@Gonk> Sev Stryper <@Enochf> Gary Godsmack ^_^ <@Gonk> Ned Nickelback * Gonk is now known as Gonk|Smash * @Gonk|Smash NICKELBACK <@Enochf> Ouch. Gotta stop now. My sides are starting to hurt from giggling. * @The4dotelipsis hates Nickelback. <@The4dotelipsis> It's like listening to swiss cheese being put through a Playdoh device. <@Gonk|Smash> I was thinking limburger. <@Enochf> They were going to be called "Do You Like This Refrain? Enjoy It Repeated for the Next Six Minutes" but it didn't fit on the CD case. <@Gonk|Smash> What is it with fucking Canada. -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies irc music) % Jabba: Ho ho ho... *ploop!* STINKY! -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars hutt irc) % <-- DktrKranz has quit ("Miracles happen, just apply the right patch and launch quilt refresh") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc linux) % (cur) (last) 15:15, 28 August 2007 Green tentacle (Talk | contribs) [b]m[/b] ([i]This is a minor edit to the article about Ric Olié.[/i]) (undo) -- Wookiee' QDB (ric wookieepedia) % "Estimates put the number of droids destroyed in the quintillions." hmm? From the Visual Guide. Hm. Evidently, Tectors and Imperators were already in service. By the time of TCW. Though in limited numbers. You know, the dichotomy between the ridiculous picture spreads and these tech-ish words is very disconcerting. Yes. -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc isd) % [21:18] My question is about Yoda and Artoo Detoo. [21:18] Yes? [21:19] Why is it that although Yoda and Artoo met back in episode one that Artoo did not recognise Yoda when they arrived on Degoba in Empire Strikes Back? [21:21] How do you know R2 didn't recognize him? R2 is full of secrets. And he's a dick. [21:21] Which is why we love him. He reminds us of ourselves. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:48:21] ErikPflueger: I'm curious: how do I pronounce Yrf? [10:48:32] Yrf: You don't. [10:48:33] Yrf: :P [10:48:51] ErikPflueger: It could be "Eerf" [10:48:53] ErikPflueger: :P [10:49:06] ErikPflueger: Or "why-rf." [10:50:10] Chewbacca: aha it's code for wyatt earp [10:50:21] ErikPflueger: Aaaah! [10:50:46] Yrf: I believe the y is technically a Э [10:50:48] Yrf: :P [10:51:04] Yrf: as far as pronunciation goes :P [10:51:10] ErikPflueger: Thank God there isn't an umlaut in there... [10:51:21] Yrf: There's supposed to be an umlaut [10:51:28] Yrf: did the umlaut not go through? :P [10:51:38] ErikPflueger: Looked lik a square [10:51:43] Yrf: Oh [10:52:03] ErikPflueger: Not to worry, I get the point, the answer to how to pronouce the name is... [10:52:06] Yrf: u-umlaut, as far as german goes... [10:52:09] ErikPflueger: "With great difficxukty." :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Ooh... big, chocolatey Vader head... I can't see myself wanting a cookie shaped like Dick Cheney or something like that... Those would be awesome. But then, if it's delicious, I suppose it doesn't really matter/ I'd want one so I can bite the head off first. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [07:15] <+LO|Away> Hm... [07:15] <+LO|Away> You know what get's realy annoying? [07:16] <+LO|Away> The trailer keeps automatically popping up on the Clone Wars site. [07:16] <@LordHydronium> You've got too many words there. Let me edit that a bit. [07:16] <@LordHydronium> You know what get's realy annoying? [07:16] <@LordHydronium> the Clone Wars site. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc tos) % Dammit. Doesn't the TV/film/game industry have a different stock sound effect for dripping water? * Darth_Culator gets annoyed when he hears the dripping water sound from the original Quake in Stargate SG-1. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc stargate) % I just ran a grep search on my TXT collection, and it appears that, barring typing or OCR errors, Troy Denning is the ONLY Star Wars author to use the word "efflux". -- Wookiee' QDB (book denning irc) % Lusa's death scene in SBS is darkly funny. Jacen or somebody walks into a room and Raynar is crying, and everyone's all "Lusa died!" Then we move onto the next scene. And in that moment, you can hear, through time and space, the sound of Striker breaking. heh My response was, "Who the fuck is Lusa?" To Raynar, the fuck is Lusa Quiet, you. Take your tales of perverted lust somewhere where they'd be more appreciated. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc njo tfn yjk) % [14:32] who's more stupid, the one selling crap or the one buying crap? <5 hours and 15 minutes of hard thinking later> [19:47] Madclaw> The one buying crap is more stupid. -- Wookiee' QDB (crap irc wookieepedia) % lolololollolo So. Starwars.com main page. Advertising a databank update. On Anakin. And what page does it take you to? http://www.starwars.com/databank/characters/anakinskywalker/index.html XD Hello, pit droid. ur mom is a pit droid heh heh heh at the same time is our Anakin article really that much better? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tos) % [10:16:14] LordHydronium: Then I learned recently that "Nothing" was a euphemism for "Vagina". [10:16:27] LucidFox: LordHydrinum> "Noting", not "nothing" [10:16:34] LucidFox: but they sounded alike in Shakespeare's time [10:16:46] LordHydronium: OK, so a pun of a euphemism. ... [10:17:46] LordHydronium: Much Ado About Vaginas. Now that's a play you should give to your high school students. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [10:21:27] LucidFox: Graestan> Are you atreidesduchy.livejournal.com, or openid.aol.com/LetsInvadeCanada? ... [10:21:59] Graestan: Considering my relationship to Greyman, I'd say the former. :P ... [10:22:24] Ataru: Graestan: You do know Greyman is married, right? :-P [10:22:56] * Ataru is aware that the word "relationship" has some of the most weaselly definitions in the English language and can be easily twisted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [10:36:46] Derrick_C: can't wait till the clone wars come out [10:37:40] Graestan: Oh, yeah. It's like 24BBY all over again. [10:37:50] Derrick_C: heh -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:08:57] LucidFox: What OS do you use? [14:09:14] DarkLordVerjal: FireFox [14:09:55] LucidFox: Uhm... [14:10:02] LucidFox: That's not an OS. That's a browser. [14:10:13] LucidFox: I mean operating system [14:10:21] DarkLordVerjal: Yeah, I thought you meant "Online Server" -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc) % [14:22:49] DarkLordVerjal: Does anyone here actually play Star Wars Miniatures? [14:28:43] Darth_Culator: Nobody here actually plays anything. We just like to complain about things. [14:31:43] Darth_Culator: For example, I don't own any SW Miniatures and I've never played the game or the Starship Battles expansion, but it sucks because the AT-AT is scaled wrong and the Executor is detailed badly. It sucks! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc miniatures) % This from the disembodied green lekku with a mouth. Why would I have a mouth? It's not required to type. I dunno; I didn't come up with it. Ataru, I wouldn't be talking if I were you. You're just a form of lightsaber combat with a mouth Hey. That takes talent. And fingers. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [11:25:54] Sikon: Ah. So it's an alternate universe where Russia is still Soviet, there are mountains in Novosibirsk, and an American can disable an alien mothership by uploading a computer virus into it. [11:27:19] Graestan: You'd think these advanced aliens would run Macs or Linux. ... [11:35:41] Darth_Culator: Russia is /still/ part of the Soviet Union, they're just pretending to be separate countries now for some reason. The Simpsons said it, it has to be true. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % It's really a remarkable quirk of celestial mechanics that we can even see eclipses in the first place. The exact dimensions and locations of the sun and moon lining up like they do is statistically unlikely. I suspect aliens put the moon there on purpose to screw with us. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % * Darth_Culator wants Fett to have a really undignified death. Fett should bump his head on a low door jamb during an emergency on the Slave I caused by his own poor maintenance and die by crashing into a garbage planet. Fett should be walking away from his ship, without his helmet, not watching where he's going. He trips and smashes his skull against the curb and dies on the spot. He's old, those bones would be feeble. He should just fall into another sarlacc. Or instead of tripping, his hip goes out, he falls and smashes his skull against the curb. No, his death needs to be permanent. His hip should go out, causing him to fall into the sarlacc. He'd just escape the Sarlaac the next time some idiot gives Karen a book contract. Ooh, good point. Howabout he smashes his skull on a rock on his way down the sarlacc's gullet? -- Wookiee' QDB (boba fett irc traviss) % I have WinRAR but do not know how to compress files with it. Any help? If you let it do the default install options, it will now be in your right-click menu. Select files, pick "WinRAR -> add to archive" Do I create an archive? right I never use it from anywhere but Explorer. Got it Now LucidFox should tell you to use 7zip. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [20:42:] check this out, everyone: http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html [20:42] test to see which sites are blocked by the People's Firewall of China [20:42] Heh. Could be fun [20:43] Indeed. [20:43] * JorrelFraajic is checking the FAN page. [20:44] * Graestan just typed in the DNC and RNC pages as a joke [20:44] "Sorry, there is no freedom in China. Please try again later." [20:44] * R_F tests www.chinasucks.com [20:45] Hey, the QDB works. [20:45] We could totally get into the underground using that! [20:45] Sweet [20:45] How long does it take? [20:46] Not very long for TFN [20:46] But www.freetibet.org is taking forever... [20:46] .4 secs on the QDB. [20:46] Er, wait. [20:46] Make that 10 secs [20:47] we'd better not QDB this if we want it to last [20:47] * LO|Hereish is waiting on democracy.com [20:48] XD [20:48] Surprisingly, it all checks out as OK [20:48] that's the Seattle [20:48] freetibet still isn't loading... [20:48] the China one, if it says "no route to host," is blocked [20:48] Oooh [20:48] Huh. wikipedia's allowed too. [20:49] It's blocked [20:49] freetibet is blocked in Shanghai [20:49] Does it exist? [20:49] certain words are blocked on pages, too, and in search engines [20:49] yes [20:49] democracy is one [20:49] Hmm. foxnews goes through. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw) % [14:49:25] KelaineTharen: Would a sith holocron revealing the location to a hidden artifact that is used as a mofifier key to a gree enclave portal that leads to a New Valley of the Jedi be too far fetched? ... [14:51:00] Enochf: Doesn't sound any more farfetched than the Vector plotline. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc vector) % [06:06] <@Culator|Away> WP:ASR [06:07] <@jSarek> Age Sex Rocation? Is this some bad Engrish come-on? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wookieepedia) % [21:17] This is why Wikia can't be down too long. People start rubbing their eyes and looking away from the screen. [21:17] |<-- Gonk|Work has left irc.freenode.org ("Wow... sun! And clouds! And trees, and birds! And I don't need AdBlock Plus to look at them! :D") -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_seyret&Itemid=227&task=videodirectlink&id=1335 [...] "Toss the Skirt" is the new "Nuke the Fridge" XD God, YES! Somebody start a website, stat! * sabarte likes the skirt-tossing it's both shocking and hilarious It is hilarious. As is Obi's reaction. Obi: "..." Though, he tells her she can do better hahahah ... O__O which I've chosen to interpret as "take the rest off, and MAYBE i'll be distracted" I shudder to think of what "better" would be Uli: probably that It's basically Han's "Sorry sweethart, I don't have time for anything else" all over again Heh Obi-Wan: having you take your skirt off isn't QUITE enough to get me excited. Ventress: I'll get the mask! :D Obi-Wan: XD XD XD XD -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc obi-wan) % [10:19:41] Yrf: Traviss is doing an Essential Guide to the Military [10:19:48] TrakNar: Oh lord... [10:20:02] The4dotelipsis: .... [10:20:13] Ozzel: Ozzel [10:20:36] Ozzel: Oh, not a roll call? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc traviss) % [quote]"My life for hers" - Xamar "My life for yours" - Visas [/quote] Mere coincidence or not? KRYNDA DRAAY IS THE EXILE! - Ulicus -- Wookiee' QDB (exile kotor tfn) % Meanwhile, in Coruscant airspace, Admiral Karath sports a cane and cybernetic leg. He is joined by Master Xamar aboard his flagship. Karath informs Xamar that no one will go to Coruscant without going through the Republic navy. Xamar and Karath begin to talk about how Karath really does not like Jedi, which Karath responds by saying he has respect for firepower. Karath also notes that Xamar seems to know his way around the ship. Xamar lets him know that his uniform is not just a costume piece, the species of his homeworld are all called to serve in the navy. All in all, it seems like a quiet day in Coruscant orbit.... THEN! All of a sudden some sort of time warp must have opened in space. Captain Rex, R2D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda and a clone trooper all arrive with lightsabers blaring! Oh wait...that was an advertisement for the Clone Wars movie. Sorry, false alarm. - JaySkywalker01 -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars kotor tfn) % Ackbar is backbar -- Wookiee' QDB (ackbar irc) % [21:19] I've heard of the online Gonk wars and stuff. [21:19] But it'd be great to have more sources. [21:19] Unfortunately, it's difficult to source stuff from the old internet... [21:20] So much stuff has been lost. [21:20] Yeah, I remember when there used to be this site called StarWars.com... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc tos) % * CavalierOne is imagining a Mandalorian Handbook. No information inside, but heavy enough to hit someone with. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mandalorian) % Description: An upside-down McDonald's logo. -- Wookiee' QDB (wikia wookieepedia) % [13:33:57] "Wikia.com is currently unavailable. We apologize for the inconvenience, please try again in a few minutes. [13:34:00] Fri Aug 8 17:14:11 UTC 2008 [13:34:02] We're having some issues with our apache cluster. Service will be restored shortly. " [13:34:04] Server powered by Native Americans? [13:34:17] Apparently so. [13:34:17] It ain't Apaches. [13:34:24] Outage this bad, it's gotta be Comanch'. [13:34:30] All right, saddle up. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:01:13] So Yoda apparently faked his own death to forge a successful career giving blowjobs for money. [17:01:20] The things you learn from anons. [17:01:23] ... [17:01:32] http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Yoda&curid=331&diff=2111966&oldid=2109808 [17:02:34] I wonder how much he charges. [17:02:39] ... [17:02:42] ... [17:02:42] XD [17:04:22] When 900 dollars you reach, be as good you will not, hm? [17:04:45] It'd be a little off-putting to hear "size matters not" upon dropping your pants. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc yoda) % [17:49:09] http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9706/bodypartspricevq5.png o_O [17:49:11] -->| Yrf has joined #wookieepedia [17:49:44] I'm more than a bit amused that you get 10 compensated years of pay for losing your heart. [17:50:02] Good to see that the heart gets the most pay if lost. [17:50:15] 9 weeks for a lost toe? [17:50:21] Would be a bummer to lose one's vagina. [17:50:24] Up to 2 years if you lose your vagina on the job. [17:50:29] Yeah, I was going to ask that. [17:50:34] How would a vagina be lost? [17:50:43] Oh, wait, damaged. [17:50:44] I wouldn't know. [17:50:55] They count damaged too. [17:51:08] Would be really awkward if you found it again. [17:51:43] Must be a lot of free time for Connecticut's prostitute union. :| [17:51:56] ... [17:52:09] * WaruFraajic loves this place. [17:52:22] Such deep and meaningful conversation. [17:52:31] So. [17:52:37] A penis is worth two years of pay. [17:52:48] a connecticut prostitute in king arthur's court... [17:52:50] o___O [17:52:56] RF: Not necessarily. [17:53:00] That's at most. [17:53:07] It could be 7 weeks. [17:53:07] Does it depend on size? [17:53:08] :p [17:53:18] I reiterate. [17:53:21] * WaruFraajic loves this place. [17:53:32] Yrf's probably really confused. [17:53:34] http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9706/bodypartspricevq5.png o_O [17:53:49] Oh wow, you're right Ozz. [17:54:09] Jorrel: 35 weeks. [17:54:18] Yeah, 35, not 7. [17:54:21] 7 weeks for a penis would be a terrible rate. [17:54:39] Wow. [17:54:41] Oh, that's weeks, not days? [17:54:47] * WaruFraajic got confused there. [17:54:47] It goes for less than that in 3rd world countries. [17:54:50] I'm sure. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % [17:54:51] This is soooo gettting QDB'd without context, isn't it. [17:54:52] Weeks. [17:55:04] No shit, Sherlock. [17:55:05] :DD [17:55:06] * GreenTentacle picked a bad time to rejoin this conversation. [17:55:23] QDBing a discussion about penis-to-pay ratio? Never. [17:55:36] Nah, that only applies in #eu [17:55:38] :P [17:55:54] :p -- Wookiee' QDB (context eu irc) % Gah! Where is the catbot?! *burp!* I don't know !seen Nuku-Nuku :-( -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % I believe the consciousness cannot exist without a functioning brain. Take that, robots! And scarecrows -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "So there you have it, expect "Star Wars" to appear on TV and the big screen for the next decade, after which Lucas will probably begin remaking his films." begin? -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars irc lucas) % I never did see Threshold. I'd advise keeping it that way http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Image:Transwarp_humans.jpg <-- There. Now you've seen the entire episode. The rest is just filler. I was about to ask which is which, but then I saw the handy caption. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality startrek) % I saw some gay guys on the bus the other day. Damn those gays and their bus rides. WHOA Odd thing to come back to. What can I say, it was Europe. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Halo wars is coming in february Now that I've read The Killing Joke I can say it is definitely the most disturbing comic I've read. Unless you live in Japan Heh. that last comment goes with LO's comment Yeah. -- Wookiee' QDB (batman irc non-sw) % [i]"The name of the lightsaber is censored because of the...ugh...stupid officals of Wookieepedia."[/i] This is patently false. Wookieepedia is not censored. Nobody is likely to stop you from saying "fuck" on your userpage, or on your user talk page. I'll say it some more right now: Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck. However, calling the administration stupid, particularly for a rule that doesn't actually exist except in your own head, is a violation of [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:No_personal_attacks]NPA[/link] and will get you blocked if you don't remove it. -- Darth Culator (Talk) 19:48, 10 August 2008 (UTC) -- Wookiee' QDB (language wookieepedia) % [b]Did you know...[/b] ...that Zayna Tredahl, a Human female with a gray beard, was the mother of Kafleer Tredahl, a Twi'lek holocam operator? -- Wookiee' QDB (galaxies wookieepedia) % http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:ProblemReports/12772 :-( I think I'm gonna click "Need staff help" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % Gah. Leia kissed her brother, man. The wrongness of that just does not fade away over time. it amuses me I find it erotic It's even more odd, considering that Kershner considers that kisses in Star Wars are the equivalent of a sex scene. -- Wookiee' QDB (esb irc leia luke sexuality) % http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/3138 <-- oh come on... like you never kissed your siblings Not romantically Not with tongue. Not since we were in the double digits, age-wise. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % Btw, Mr. Freeze needs to go back to school The dinosaurs were gone long before the ice age Maybe he was homeschooled, and his science book had a picture of Moses on the cover. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc school) % [22:21] "tycoon" is the same as "magnate", right? [22:21] Mmmm. [22:21] Tycoon has more of an entrepreneurial connotation. [22:22] Dictionary says "tycoon" is "a businessperson of great wealth and power; magnate." [22:22] Heh. [22:23] Magnate doesn't link back to it. [22:23] Hang on, this isn't out of nowhere... [22:24] Does Ataru have some thing about the word "decimate" I don't know? [22:24] Acky says he's channeling Ataru there. [22:25] I know about it. [22:25] It means something entirely different in Latin than in English. [22:25] Well, yeah, in its original meaning it means "to destroy one tenth of". [22:25] A tenth of a mate? [22:26] But I didn't know Ataru was one of those dirty prescriptivists who insisted on it. :P [22:32] UPDATE: After much searching and consultation of my Japanese-speaking roommate, I now blame Sid Meier for my interpretation of the word "tycoon." [22:33] Indeed :) -- Wookiee' QDB (english irc) % [15:45:26] Mofferences are delightfully pointless exercises. [15:45:36] Everybody talks at the same time and nothing gets decided. [15:45:36] But delightful. [15:45:38] :-P [15:46:05] Hey, things get decided... [15:46:18] ...everyone decides to put it into the CT. :P [15:46:29] Yes. We decide to either throw somethings out or . . . Jorrel beat me to it. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % But, in any case, since the new contract will be announced soon, let's speculate on what we'll be seeing, no? Here are some of my predictions... [b]Darth Krayt: Path of Destruction: A Novel of the... Newest... Republic[/b]: Fan-favourite Drew Karpyshyn returns to retell the events of Issues #1 and 8 of Legacy... but in a different order! [b]Separatist Commando[/b]: Karen Traviss has been commissioned to write twelve new books next year, beginning with the four-volume Separatist Commando series! Get inside the heads of Specialist Droid Units, and see the Clone Wars in a tough and gritty new light. If you liked RepCom, you'll love SepCom! [b]Some book... by Troy Denning... after LOTF[/b]: Troy Denning returns to write a book, about... the Jedi, and stuff, that features Saba in a large role, and probably Tenel Ka, too... um, Zekk might come back, he likes writing about Zekk... yeah, that will probably happen. --Jeff_Ferguson -- Wookiee' QDB (delrey denning karpyshyn krayt lotf tfn traviss) % Heh. Topic: Why dont any Jedi Knights wear White Robes instead of Brown? Atris did ^_^ Atirs *Atris I win * Ataru sulks quietly. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc jedi kotor tfn) % "Every day of his life, Fett had thought of his father and missed him so much that he would have traded absolutely anything-sometimes even his life-for a few more minutes with him, for a chance to touch him and tell him he loved him. Right now it was unbearable." Look at that and tell me there's not something seriously wrong with Bloodlines' characterization. :| That's a transcription? Yes. It reads like a mockery of itself. -- Wookiee' QDB (boba dumb fett irc lotf traviss) % [11:27:18] Ozzel: !spell suprise [11:27:19] Nuku-Nuku: Ozzel: surprise [11:27:26] Ozzel: That's pretty nifty. [11:27:36] LordHydronium: !spell Wookie [11:27:37] Nuku-Nuku: LordHydronium: No spelling suggestion made. This could mean that the word you gave is spelled right; it could also mean that its spelling was too whacked out even for Google to figure out. [11:27:40] LucidFox: Bah! [11:27:45] Ozzel: Still needs some work, I see. [11:27:48] Yrf: :D [11:27:51] LordHydronium: No, it's right. :P [11:27:54] LordHydronium: Too whacked out. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc nuku-nuku) % These WOTC people suck at asking questions. When you hear that there are profiles for Demagol and Rohlan, you ask "What do they say?", not "What feats and skills are there?" It's like they care about the RPG! Hah! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor wotc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Legacy&oldid=1876922 The comics should probably be closer to the top of that disambig, Nowis. It's not one of mine, Hydro. If it were, the ships would be first. That's because you hate our readers. :P Correct. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy wookieepedia) % [21:51.09] haha [21:51.14] that model of luke is hilarious [21:51.18] it looks like he's honking someone [21:51.25] "Leia, please, just one more go!" [21:51.35] "No, you already did one." [21:51.40] "But Yoda spoke of another" -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc leia luke) % [22:45.59] =-= Grae|Away is now known as Graestan [22:47.24] * Graestan stirs [22:47.54] * JorrelFraajic shakes [22:48.01] * Ataru rattles [22:48.04] huh, Goodwood is back? [22:48.11] * Ozzel rolls. [22:48.25] Way to go, Yrf. [22:48.31] Way to break the chain. :| [22:48.57] I blame Ozzel. He didn't come out of hyperspace soon enough to hit his cue. [22:49.14] Where's Vader when you need him? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [14:27:13] LO|Hereish: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3537933312/nm0237065 [14:27:17] LO|Hereish: Hm... [14:27:34] LO|Hereish: Is that a person? [14:27:45] Ozzel: Yes. [14:27:50] LO|Hereish: Ok. [14:28:19] LO|Hereish: She just looks fakeish -- Wookiee' QDB (ahsoka irc) % I'm partially a Lucas basher and partially a Lucas apologist I get pissed at myself a bit -- Wookiee' QDB (irc lucas) % Also, let's retcon the NJO and LotF as a story Threepio tells to Anakin Solo to make him eat his vegetables. "If you don't eat these then a race of extragalactic invaders will KILL CHEWBACCA AND YOU." -- Wookiee' QDB (anakinsolo chewbacca irc lotf njo threepio vong) % (diff) (hist) . . N Frozarns‎; 08:37:41 . . (+89) . . Village iddiot (Talk | contribs | block) (New page: Frozarns Frozarns are pink humanoids with green eyes and tough armor. They live on Mimban) -- Wookiee' QDB (wookieepedia) % OH OH OH ARtoo has a girlfirend Been there, done that pink R2 unit KT-10. :P But he has another in the movie? I may have to GA this as part of an ongoing series... They're his type, I guess Wookieeproject: Love life of R2-D2 -- Wookiee' QDB (artoo clonewars irc sexuality) % Lenin: bald. Stalin: not bald. Khruschev: bald. Brezhnev: not bald. Andropov: bald. Chernenko: not bald. Gorbachev: bald. Yeltsin: not bald. The chain breaks with Putin, though... Heavy: bald -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % <-- LordHydronium has kicked OriginalSin from #wookieepedia (LordHydronium) Whoops. Hit the wrong thing. :P O_o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLYOiGUkDP8 What were you going to do? I had that copied earlier when he was being an asshole. I forgot to copy that URL before I pasted. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Clone_trooper&curid=524&diff=2123889&oldid=2123885 People amaze me. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb irc wookieepedia) % [quote=Tasty Taste]Regarding where in the timeline The Clone Wars occurs, we know that Anakin has become a Jedi Knight, he has his scar, the Jedi have encountered Asajj Ventress and Grievous before, the clones are using Ep II-style armor but some vehicles seen only in Ep II(Acclamator transports) and some seen only in Ep III (Venator cruisers). --Tasty Taste[/quote] That's . . . not an answer. "Where is it on the timeline?" "Well, it has a Venator in it." "Yeah, but where is in [i]on the timeline[/i]?" "After the introduction of the Venator, obviously." "Yeah, but when is the Venator introduced in the current continuity?" "Before the movie." --Havac -- Wookiee' QDB (canon chee clonewars tfn) % try asking this question on the wiki itself the article's talk page, or the Senate Hall "the Senate Hall"? My people are dying-I don't have time to discuss this in committee! -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [13:18:22] Githany was hot [13:18:32] that was random [13:18:39] Crispy hot ;) [13:18:49] It's not random if it's true :P [13:18:50] lol it was [13:18:53] but she is [13:19:03] Indeed [13:19:09] I'm just sayin' [13:19:24] heh [13:19:28] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Githany_Thought_Bomb.JPG - not so hot. [13:19:34] LMAO [13:19:39] I didn't even have to look [13:19:41] LOL [13:19:48] like I said, /crispy/ [13:19:54] Very [13:19:59] that was good [13:20:38] She really needs to get some meat on her bones. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sith) % [11:36:58] LucidFox: Is the Exile called anything other than "the Exile"? [11:37:15] Enochf|work: "The Jedi Exile" -- Wookiee' QDB (exile irc) % Secondly, any chance we can refer to this debacle as The Great Rhett-Con? -- Wookiee' QDB (fu tfn) % Well, it's like this, see-- When Jacen was sitting down and writing up his new, official Dark Lord Of The Sith character sheet, he decided to put as few points as possible into actual Force powers, and all that he could into the ability of "Make My Opponents Act Like Idiots." Unfortunately, to get more points, he also took the Insane and Incompetent character flaws. He really should have re-rolled the chance cubes. -- Wookiee' QDB (dumb jacen lotf tfn) % [15:54:40] Czerka kinda devolved over the years. [15:54:52] They went from controlling planets to making vibroblades [15:55:10] Well, the whole enslaving Wookiees thing was bad PR [15:55:56] Even the crooked senators were like, "OK, I understand enslaving Twi'leks... oh, *boy* do I understand enslaving Twi'leks... but Wookiees? That's just gauche." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc twilek wookiee) % http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Slave_Leia_costume&curid=158496&diff=2129412&oldid=2054573 O RLY? :P -- Wookiee' QDB (anons irc leia sexuality) % [17:03:02] We could official name it Waru syndrome. [17:03:16] *officially [17:03:53] If anything were to be named after Waru, surely it would be a psychosis [17:04:04] Or an ooze. [17:04:06] Or a skin condition. [17:04:16] Or an STD. [17:04:53] "I just can't sleep with you. I have... Waruuties!" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc waru) % ... "Obi/Ani/Ahsoka"? It's Obikinoka ...the name is actually kind of cool. :S You like Obikinoka? The name. Not the idea or premise. -- Wookiee' QDB (ahsoka anakin clonewars irc obi-wan sexuality) % no QDB just means I put the quotes in a word file. Bah. Word is for elitists working on their PhDs. Notepad all the way. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc qdb) % ...Why is SDN so dumb. They're bitching about the KOTOR Guide giving ships that are 150 meters long. Is that too short or too long? Too short. That's not very small. ALL SHIPS MUST BE MASSIVE THE SIZE OF MY EPINIS lOLOLOL A 150 meter ship is like, a corvette. It's a blockade runner And they're bitching about it being small. Well, no shit sherlock. Maybe there *is* something between "kilometers long!" and "starfighter" -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor saxton) % Jesus, who posts on a local newspaper forum? Why are you asking Jesus? Because Jesus has all the answers. Duh. Jesus, why do I get rashes in bad places? Because you touch youself at night dunc = Jesus? o_O Yes, my child. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % I wonder if it's rude to correct spelling in a forum post. It is But do it anyway. "Galladrine? That is not a planet. In fact, when you Google it, you get this thread, since those letters are so rarely strung together." That wouldn't stop me from doing it, though -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spelling tfn) % Heh, so Ziro's offensive to the gay community? XD Is he? That's poo. Is Truman Capote offensive to the gay community? That's what his article says. With sources. "AfterElton, a news site about gay and bisexual men in the entertainment industry, described Ziro as an extremely over-the-top and offensive stereotype, not only due to his mannerisms, voice and appearance, but also due to the fact that he is villainous and cowardly." "Seattle blogger Jeff Walls also described Ziro as an offensive stereotype, and wrote that he was "surprised it hasn't generated more of an uproar."" This is on our site? NOWIS: With sources! Ziro was offensive to cinema goers. That I can agree with. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (clonewars hutt irc sexuality wookieepedia) % Unlike Tommy, I'm lazy. So, not being able to edit is ok. "Oh darn, I won't get to tackle those half-dozen worthless interwiki links." -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Damn. These people mated like rabbis. Uh, rabbits. XD -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Basically, I don't see the point of the Mofference. It's silly and attracts pointless questions. -_- Most of which end up deleted. The Mofference? Mofference? The KB. * Ataru headdesks. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc knowledgebank mofference) % What if that person says "When I was a boy, during the Clone Wars, I was banged by Admiral Yularen savagely"? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % aww...there's an otter on the new geiko commercial Corran approves. :p -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % Hmm. Good mofference. I'd pass out cigars if I could. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % [20:00] <@Graestan> THIS IS THE MOFFERENCE [20:00] <+JaySun> Welcome. [20:00] <+StarNeptune> I BID YOU ALL DARK GREETINGS [20:00] <@Ataru> *cough dark greetings cough* [20:00] <+NaruHina> Hi [20:00] <+Fiolli> Dark greetings I bid you all! [20:00] * @Graestan greets all darkly [20:00] * +JorrelFraajic says hi to all. [20:00] <+NaruHina> DARK GREETINGS [20:00] <@Ozzel> So, who's got the glove of Darth Vader? -- Wookiee' QDB (irc mofference) % Once I saw a production of Oedipus where the actress who played the wife/mother also played the daughter. Think on that. :| Graestan> eek -- Wookiee' QDB (irc sexuality) % * Darth_Culator got some obscene email from someone SFH banned. was it hot? :P No. "Hot is a point of view, Anakin." -- Wookiee' QDB (ban irc sexuality) % Woah, you know what would be fun? That unnamed Firrerro from TCS shows up in Legacy somewhere. Or post-Legacy, even. Oh. I was gonna suggest watching Wynssa Starflare and Mirax Terrik wrestle in a ring of Jello. OZZEL WINS Yeah, that's more fun. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc legacy sexuality) % do Canadians worship the Great Moose as a god -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [02:02] Features, features, who's got the features... [02:03] ^_^ In other words.... Anyone want to poke me to program something? [02:05] write me a program that watchs the cvn feed, analyzes for spam, geo-locates the IP, sends a robot to that ISP, gets the records of who has that IP, then goes to that persons house and kicks them in the groin -- Wookiee' QDB (irc spam wikia) % Mandalore...who is apparently not the Mandalore from TOTJ. So we officially now have 0 TOTJ characters in KOTOR. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc kotor totj) % Speaking of pictures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomiichi_Murayama How's that for a nice infobox image? Gah! My eyes! The goggles do nothing! O_o *_* -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % Juno's article is rather image heavy. You'd think we'd never seen a hot blond in an Imperial uniform before. Have we? Deena. ;) Ah. But is she partnered with someone who kicks ass... with the Force? She's been getting friendly with Luke lately. Clearly not going to work out. -- Wookiee' QDB (empire fu irc luke rebellion sexuality) % You know what would be interesting? A list of Star Wars authors by the number of words they added to the Star Wars canon. you and I have different versions of the word "interesting" -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [14:51:45] Is the Wook having issues for anyone else? [14:51:59] Yup. [14:52:16] 503ing. [14:52:17] Some "Error 503" somethign? [14:52:28] damn.. [14:52:32] And what the hell is "Guru Meditation" supposed to mean? [14:53:08] i thought it meant the top wook'pedians were thing abuot it. [14:55:01] I'd much rather have "Guri Meditation" [14:55:38] Google Meditation euphemism [14:55:40] http://www.experiencefestival.com/euphemism_-_sexual_euphemisms [14:56:57] Per Jorrel. [14:57:10] Though I'd be willing to live without the meditation. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc wikia) % [15:39:33] Dammit, I'm on the verge of hunting down and killing a random guru. [15:39:48] Make sure that last u stays a u. [15:39:57] Damn straight. [15:40:07] * GreenTentacle wonders if Guri ever killed a guru. -- Wookiee' QDB (guri irc wikia) % [17:51] <+JorrelFraajic> Also, persistent 503's now. [17:52] I got a 503. [17:52] WTF! [17:52] That blows. [17:52] <+JorrelFraajic> Yeah, the 503's are not going away with refreshing. [17:52] <+JorrelFraajic> :| [17:52] 503....50..3....NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [17:53] * NaruHina is now known as Guru_Meditation [17:53] * Guru_Meditation is now known as NaruHina [17:54] Whats Varnish? [17:55] <@Darth_Culator> It's what the Wikia techs were drinking when they messed with the servers. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikia) % Topic for #eu is “"The mechanics of "human docking procedures" (as described by tests carried out by the Russian space agency) are a lot more complicated when in zero gravity."” -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc) % [20:42] TFU spoilers allowed? [20:42] wee! [20:42] Snape kills Shaak Ti! [20:42] I knew it. [20:42] God, McAfee is such a whiner. [20:42] Revan kills Starkiller! [20:43] no [20:43] wait [20:43] Revan *is* Starkiller! [20:44] * Graestan 's brain melts [20:44] and I'm going to get some coffee -- Wookiee' QDB (eu fu irc) % [21:24] I'd love a real "Elderly Boba Fett" novel with such inspiring themes as bowel movements and Mandarin oranges. [21:24] o.O [21:24] So, new "Untitled Boba Fett Novel" [21:24] :/ [21:24] lol [21:25] mandaloranges? [21:25] :D [21:25] Han finally kills Fett in a rocking chair [21:25] Drink your Mandoade! [21:25] Mandalore oranges in light syrup -- Wookiee' QDB (fett irc) % [22:27.01] Lemon-flavored Jello Waru, dipped in honey or similar liquid, with thin yellow candy covering. [22:27.16] If I go to CV, I'm bringing *that* [22:27.34] Sick bastard [22:27.45] :DD [22:28.02] I'll print out copies of [[Waru]] too. :P [22:28.15] Spend money for a booth titled "Church of Waru" [22:28.18] XD [22:28.28] * Graestan must remember to arrange a "burn your The Crystal Star for free!" booth with an outdoor fireplace for C5 -- Wookiee' QDB (c5 irc waru) % [11:38:19] LucidFox: http://www.earth-alliance.org/Memento/Mai_Otome/01/B49.jpg [11:40:55] Ozzel: That's hirarious. -- Wookiee' QDB (anime irc non-sw) % 23:11] Nobody fucks with Jesus. [23:12] * Quinlanfan|Away just realized how awesome it is to see Quinlanfan say "Nobody fucks with Jesus." -- Wookiee' QDB (darthipedia irc) % [22:48] mass transit is cool [22:51] The problem with mass transit is that it's full of the masses. [22:51] * Darth_Culator is not a fan of people. [22:53] That tends to be its greatest shortcoming. [22:54] meh, seeing rude and inconsiderate people makes me feel better about myself [22:54] so it's kind of an ego boost [22:55] Seeing rude and inconsiderate people makes me wish I owned a gun. [22:57] what would you do with it [22:58] make them go away [22:58] Seeing rude and inconsiderate people reminds me of myself. [22:59] you'd get arrested [22:59] And then you'd see ever more rude and inconsiderate people. [22:59] XD [22:59] yeah better to just feel good about yourself instead [22:59] and you would become one of them. [22:59] damn [23:00] If they remind you of yourself that's all the more reason to get rid of them. There can be only one. [23:00] you guys are making too much sense today -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % "You know how to make yoghurt, but you don't know anything about football," the crowd chanted. Crowds can't even be counted on to synchronize 3 words. I can't believe they put a sentence together It was in Arabic, where that apparrently rhymes. It takes six tries to get Americans to say "air ball" in unison. Arabic soccer fans must be smart. Which makes them a threat. I demand airstrikes on all sports venues in the middle east. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc non-sw politics) % [22:07.19] "It's all about the fantasy of being taken by the rough-hewn construction guy," [22:08.44] Uh, what? [22:08.44] Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ... [22:10.46] Nowis is scaring me. [22:11.01] That's from the article. [22:11.59] ... [22:12.02] which article? [22:12.15] the headline of the day [22:12.25] http://edition.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/25/sex.for.stuff/index.html?eref=rss_latest [22:12.48] Oh. [22:12.57] I was too scared to actually click on the article. [22:13.27] * Jorrel stopped after reading "cnn" [22:15.46] Heh. I read "Dr. Chris Fariello" as "Dr. Chris Fellatio" [22:16.20] Fitting. -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc sexuality) % [22:17.41] What do we know about the Adobe Flash Player 9? [22:18.31] well [22:18.41] it's made by Adobe, obviously [22:18.48] and I'd guess it's to succeed Flash Player 8 [22:18.50] It plays Flash. [22:19.02] yes, that seems like a logical supposition -- Wookiee' QDB (eu irc ric) % [10:02:08] JorrelFraajic: Now that Waru's done, I don't really have anything to do. :( [10:02:13] Grae|Busy: M [10:02:15] Grae|Busy: A [10:02:16] Grae|Busy: S [10:02:18] Grae|Busy: T [10:02:19] Grae|Busy: U [10:02:21] Grae|Busy: R [10:02:22] Grae|Busy: ... [10:02:24] Grae|Busy: :P [10:02:37] JorrelFraajic: :| [10:02:57] Grae|Busy: Liar; you know you consider it. :P -- Wookiee' QDB (irc) % [17:55:39] The4dotelipsis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mt._Sinai - WTF. [17:55:53] The4dotelipsis: "No, let's not provide an actual picture of the mountain. That'd be dumb. -- Wookiee' QDB (irc wikipedia) % [quote]AdmiralWesJanson posted: Off hand, he lost one at Bespin, had AA-589 for a long time, Was given a B-Wing and destroyed it cause he didn't like it, Had a T-65D loaner whuich he blew up, and I think lost -589 on Nirauan. Then he had an XJ, a few XJ-3s, and pretty much all the variants past that.[/quote] Looks like Luke goes through ships like Han goes through kids. -- Wookiee' QDB (han luke tfn) % Well, the thing is, Trip, my copy had more words than "There is no dark side." Which I think is a rarity. Since that seems to be all that most books contain. o.O you're serious? I thought the entirety of the book was Vergere saying "there is NO DARK SIDE" and then urinating on the OT in effigy of course hm, well I guess birds don't really pee, do they They must she craps on it then I think they pee and crap at the same time. http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbirdpee.html they do uric acid ftw It mixes into that white and brown crap The white is urine, right? -- Wookiee' QDB (force irc njo) % Now I'm reading Destiny's Way and just came to a part where Luke and Mara had offscreen sex. After which Mara needed some water because she was "thirsty". o_O heh heh Sex can make one thirsty... -- Wookiee' QDB (irc luke mara njo sexuality) % that scene in DW is the most hilarious one ever if I'm remembering right The one where she's all "I call you Master"? yeah, that one mostly because she blows luke off because she's horny ... You wanna rephrase that? LUKE: " :'( :'( Rodan doesn't like me..." Horny! MARA: "Whatever Luke baby, let's fuck!"