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w #3869 Score: +10/18 [I like it] [I don't like it] 09:58, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
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w #3868 Score: +16/16 [I like it] [I don't like it] 07:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
<The4dotelipsis> ...why is that bint Paris Hilton in my country?
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<Havac> She screwed everyone she wanted to over here.
<LtNOWIS|AoE2> Where would American comedy be without Paris Hilton?
<The4dotelipsis> Perhaps it'd be innovating itself.
<The4dotelipsis> And then Fox would cancel it.
Tags (3): irc sexuality tv
w #3867 Score: +18/20 [I like it] [I don't like it] 00:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
<Glaug-Eldare> i think i've discovered a good reason to make children's shows starring machines, such as Shining Time Station with trains, or Theodore Tugboat with boats and ships
<Glaug-Eldare> not many people will draw erotic fanart about locomotives and tugboats
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w #3866 Score: +4/10 [I like it] [I don't like it] 08:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
<IFYLOFD> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Maraandcadelegacy.JPG Cade is thinking "I know it's wrong, but I would tap that."
w #3865 Score: +8/12 [I like it] [I don't like it] 06:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
(Deletion log) . . Darth Culator (Talk | contribs) deleted "Image:DarkSide.jpg" (Juno Eclipse didn't get a sex change and become a really blurry man.)
w #3864 Score: +12/16 [I like it] [I don't like it] 20:34, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
[14:30] <Jaymach> there's a gay celebrities wiki?
[14:31] <Graestan> Jaymach: :| yep
[14:31] <Graestan> we should request a "Celebrities who are NOT gay" wiki :P
[14:31] <Graestan> then see the shitstorm
[14:32] <Gonk|Busy> [[Talk:Christian Bale]]==NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!== --Supergeeky
Tags (3): irc sexuality wikia
w #3863 Score: +19/19 [I like it] [I don't like it] 08:35, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
<LordHydronium> I think Traviss books have given me a case of Stockholm Syndrome.
<LordHydronium> They're holding my canon hostage, so I develop a certain perverse fascination with them.
Notes: Totally worth QDBing.
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w #3862 Score: +13/17 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
<The4dotelipsis> You could make a recipe for QDB gold now.
<The4dotelipsis> A: Be on the darthipedia channel.
<IFYLOFD> B: Mention penis.
<The4dotelipsis> B: Tell everyone you're doing something odd. Example: "I'm performing a sex change on myself using a stale piece of garlic bread, and a questionable omlette as a tray"
<The4dotelipsis> C: Mention a "rude" part of the anatomy, preferably a penis, vagina, tits, or eyebrow.
<The4dotelipsis> D: Have someone laugh uncontrollably, and idiotically.
<The4dotelipsis> E: Have someone make the poorest attempt at sardonic...ness...ever.
<The4dotelipsis> F: You're done! Please submit, and you'll win your very own copy of "QDB: Home Edition"!
Tags (2): irc qdb
w #3861 Score: +12/16 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:33, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
<Havac> "I wouldn't be so sure." Zekk crossed his anus over his chest.
<Havac> I love you, OCR.
<RF> ...
<dgxxx> what?
<tiki> I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
<LtNOWIS> Pertinent.
Tags (4): book irc tiki zekk
w #3859 Score: +12/18 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:52, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
[23:29] <Darth_Culator> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Shira_Brie_EGF.jpg <-- You can tell that FX-9 is thinking "I'd hit that."
[23:35] * Darth_Culator killed the chat again.
w #3858 Score: +19/21 [I like it] [I don't like it] 02:49, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
<Tyber> !markov Breasts
* Jaymach (n=jaymach@wikia/Jaymach) has joined #Wookieepedia
<LtNOWIS> But the other editors were like, "No, that's not nearly as informative as ugly alien breasts."
<Nuku-Nuku> Breasts are not responding. We are NOT
<Jaymach> glad to see I've entered at the very height of an intellectual conversation
Tags (2): breasts irc
w #3857 Score: +8/14 [I like it] [I don't like it] 01:50, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
<WOLVERIIINES> All of human progress can be attributed to the deire to get laid.
<Tyber> how true... :P
<Darth_Culator> Or boredom.
<Darth_Culator> Everything that has ever been invented has been either a: because someone was bored, or b: because someone wanted to impress chicks.
<WOLVERIIINES> Ford: Hey ladies, I just invented the first car! Want to make out in the backseat of one?
<Darth_Culator> I personally believe that the universe was created because God was bored.
<LordHydronium> Well, I guess the alternative would be that he wanted to get some.
<LordHydronium> Which, you could argue, was what led to Christianity.
<Tyber> i assume if nothing except yourself exists you might be bored too
<Darth_Culator> Exactly.
<WOLVERIIINES> But he's all powerful. Needs nothing, wants nothing.
<Tyber> you don't know
<Glaug-Eldare> except poon
w #3856 Score: +9/13 [I like it] [I don't like it] 08:07, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS|busy> I'm voting for Guri as a "lesser of two evils" thing.
<LtNOWIS|busy> The greater evil being pedophilia
<Glaug-Eldare> ahsoka is SO HOT
Notes: Miss Star Wars 2008
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w #3855 Score: +12/12 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:33, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
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[22:27] <RF> Chewbacca has a Wookiee pinpup poster.
[22:27] <RF> Naked female Wookiees!
[22:28] <RF> Not shaved, though.
[22:28] <RF> 9_9
[22:28] <LtNOWIS> How many breasts? Any?
[22:28] <RF> Two.
[22:28] <tiki> it has been said that two is enough.
Notes: tiki's a funny bot
Tags (2): eu tiki
w #3854 Score: +11/15 [I like it] [I don't like it] 03:31, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
[21:49] <+The4dotelipsis> I want to know what the criteria was for inclusion in this encyclopedia.
[21:49] <@Darth_Culator> Dartboard.
[21:49] <+The4dotelipsis> That makes sense.
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w #3853 Score: +11/15 [I like it] [I don't like it] 02:58, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
<Three-Atesee> so, does approving of stover's continuity mistake in mindor make me a total hypocrite?
...
<Three-Atesee> Luke just knows about Hands
<Three-Atesee> whereas he's clueless about them in TTT
<Three-Atesee> and then thinks Mara was the only one until the find Roganda Ismaren
...
<SinisterSamurai> Easy-Out: Luke was so hot for Mara when they first met that her boobs literally made him stupid.
w #3852 Score: +14/14 [I like it] [I don't like it] 08:28, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS> Hmm, this video interview with Leland is oddly depressing.
<Havac> Everything to do with Leland is depressing.
<LtNOWIS> "And if it doesn't fit within certain standards, we'll definitely have them change it."
<LtNOWIS> And they flash Path of Destruction on the screen.
<LucidFox> !tealc
<Nuku-Nuku> ō_ô
<Havac> Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
* Havac has quit ("I bid you all Dark Farewells!")
<LtNOWIS> Heh, I didn't even get to the "We don't kill a character more than once" direct quote.
w #3851 Score: +18/20 [I like it] [I don't like it] 07:56, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
[13:10:24] IFYLOFD: Zekk looks like a girl.
[13:13:20] Madclaw: !markov Zekk
[13:13:21] Nuku-Nuku: Zekk looks like a man.
Tags (4): gender irc nuku-nuku zekk
w #3850 Score: +14/18 [I like it] [I don't like it] 00:51, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by atreidesduchy.livejournal.com
[18:50] <Darth_Culator> I'm bored. I feel like scanning some random shit before I take this scanner back to refund it to my credit card and then buy the same model with the gift cards I just got.
[18:50] <Tyber> lol
[18:50] <Graestan> XD
[18:51] <Graestan> sounds like half the refunds I refused today
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w #3849 Score: +12/12 [I like it] [I don't like it] 00:50, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by atreidesduchy.livejournal.com
[17:44] =-= RF has changed the topic to “something better”
Notes: #eu
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