* LordOblivion thinks Chee should become a Wookieepedian
<LucidFox> ...and be banned for fanon? :)
<Imperialles> He'd just go "It's totally in the Holocron" all the time

Start of the Ric Olie commentary track:

"Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-"

(sound of TV being turned off)

- Lord_Hydronium

<Ineedaname> Quick, someone name a source which says the Executor was 19km
<Azzt_Rhell> Ultimate Visual Ency.
<Gonk> INAN: the official site?
<Ozzel> Marvel Ewoks 7: The Perilous Laughing Spell
<Ozzel> "I've never seen anyone more worthy of my tears! You are a true hero, young Teebo. Take all the tears you want! Also, the Executor is 19km long!"
<Ozzel> -- Mt. Sorrow

RE: Does anyone else think that Yoda would make a great book?

I don't think his skin is the right kind of leather.

- Spike2002

<Darth_Culator> What do you call a ship whose only purpose is to carry one big gun? If it was a ground vehicle, it would be self-propelled artillery. But do you call it when it's a ship?
...
<Jaymach> the Death Star
<Darth_Culator> Think smaller.
<Jaymach> a French Death Star

[18:58] D-Fender1031: btw, is there a PG restriction on this room?
[18:58] Enochf: Nah
[18:58] Redemption: No, you motherfucker

<Enoch|work> Plagueis grew so powerful that he even prevented a book being written about him revealing his secrets

[23:22] Ozzel: Either he's lying, and he did make sockpuppets, or he's telling the truth, and he actually had his mother vote for his wiki.
[23:22] Ozzel: Either way, that is just sad.

<Maddolis> ChanServ. Always there when you need her.
<LucidFox> ChanServ is a she?
<Cull_Tremayne> Androgynous being.
<LucidFox> of course, the "chan" part does imply that...
<Maddolis> I met her once
<LucidFox> ChanServ is the Exile, of Indeterminate Gender and Alignment.
<Jaymach> in which case....ChanServ is female! Get over it!

The way some people seem to be acting, you'd think Luke grabbed Lumiya while she was asleep, beheaded her, and then stuck the decapitated head on a pike over the Jedi Temple with a sign saying, "Thus - all who oppose me!"

....

Actually, that'd be pretty cool....

- QuentinGeorge

[22:58] <Graestan> It's mastUrbated
[22:58] * Graestan is an expert on the subject
[22:58] * Graestan means spelling, not... nevermind

<Cull_Tremayne> You know, in that one Ewok comic, Logray is able to lift up C-3PO and R2 with his staff. So it doesn't really make much sense that the Ewoks are so amazed by Luke's levitating trick.
<Imp|zzz> He did it without a staff... amazing!

Since Njolgai missed it, I will recap the comments.

1. Oh my god. Mara is going to die in Sacrifice. She will be the Sacrifice.
2. Oh my god, why doesn't she look her age. She is like, 60 and looks 30.
3. I want to make sweet love to that book cover.
4. Why isn't she in Jedi Robes? She's too old for tight leather.
5. The Tight Leather makes me want to make sweet love to that book cover.
6. This is such a plot hole, Obi-Wan, Owen, and Beru looked really old at the same age.
7. I did not want to make sweet love to Beru. Well, maybe in AoTC.
8. I hate Mara Jade.
9. Why is everyone so down on Mara Jade.
10. No Jedi Robes? Does this mean Traviss is going to make her a Mandalorian?
11. Yeah! A hot mandalorian in Tight leather. I want to make sweet love to that book cover.
12. Who cares? Star Wars novels have not been good since 1997. It makes no sense for Jacen to be on the Dark Side. He is nothing like he was when he was 10.
13. No way am I going to pay $27 for a Hardcover book.
14. I'd pay $27 for this hardcover......only because I want to make sweet love to it.
15. OMG! This must mean BEN is Darth Krayt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Carnage04

<The4dotelipsis> As much of a prick as I may be...

(long pause)

<GreenTentacle> Are you waiting for somebody to disagree? :p

Eh...I liked Shatterpoint, but it lacked the gritty darkness of The Baby Ewoks' Picnic Surprise --The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

Though entertaining, is it entirely necessary? Not that I couldn't use an excuse to stare at her navel. Still, I'm half expecting the next picture to be "Breasts. Aayla has two of them. They're quite nice." - LightWarden 21:50, 30 March 2006

<Starkiller1996> Hi, I'm Starkiller 1996
<The4dotelipsis> Yes, we know.
<Starkiller1996> Who ims the fourdotelepses?
<The4dotelipsis> But, uh, no one. Not to my knowledge.
<Starkiller1996> Ims not hapy at the ''Wookiecast"
<The4dotelipsis> I can understand why.
<Starkiller1996> Are yous the fourdotelipsess?
<The4dotelipsis> ...
<The4dotelipsis> What does your heart tell you?
<Starkiller1996> Ims Starkiller1996
<The4dotelipsis> Anyway, I must apologise, because, you see, I have never heard you in real life. So I had to go on an assumption.
<Starkiller1996> Thees whats my hart says.
<Ataru> What?
<Starkiller1996> Im says "Star Trek smells" toos.
* Ataru is totally confused
* Karohalva is too.
<The4dotelipsis> That is indeed a vindictive viewpoint Mr. Starkiller, but you must understand, it was all for the love of entertainment.
<The4dotelipsis> And, Starkiller, I have never heard a Salvadorean in real life. You understand the difficulty of course.
<Starkiller1996> the fordotelepis.. Im very unhappys with what you mad mee.
<The4dotelipsis> So, naturally, I concocted a false accent. Not designed to offend, rather, to be a placeholder for the time in which a more accurate representation of your good self could be inserted into the show.
<Ataru> Do you really think he's going to understand that?
<Starkiller1996> Yous maked funn of me.
<Karohalva> Salvadorean? That's San Salvador, isn't it?
<Darth_Culator> Drop an inflatable forklift on him.
<The4dotelipsis> No, no, I gave you a veiled shout-out.
<The4dotelipsis> Different.
<Starkiller1996> Si, Ims from San Salvador.
<Starkiller1996> O. OK.
<The4dotelipsis> If I wanted to offend you, we would be hiding the razors.
<The4dotelipsis> See?
<Starkiller1996> Ims still makes new friends!.
<Karohalva> That is true. When folk here want to insult, they do it so bad that it is obvious.
<The4dotelipsis> I know. I was advertising your friend making gambit.
<Starkiller1996> You know, it's really fun to make fun of people by being them
<The4dotelipsis> Maybe next time I'll research your voice and make the performance more believeable, if only for you.
<Darth_Culator> May the force be with ours!
*** Starkiller1996 is now known as JorrelFraajic
<The4dotelipsis> Hah hah hah!
<The4dotelipsis> That's superb.
<JorrelFraajic> Man, it's hard to misspell words on purpose.
<JorrelFraajic> Thank you, 4dot.

<Culator|Work> How is it that I, a heterosexual adult human male, am a pervert for admiring an adult human female?
<Enoch|work> It's not like he said, "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" ^_^
<stranger> "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" is the single weirdest thing i have heard on here
* Enoch|work takes a bow

User talk:Ozzel

VANDAL!!!

I saw that you did something to my userpage. Who was it that deleted all of my subpages and uploaded pictures? Quinlanfan 20:16, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

* One should not accuse others of vandalism for enforcing policy. Have a Happy Fun Super Friendly day. Havac 20:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

** Hmm. Additionally, history shows that Ozzel hasn't touched your userpage. If it weren't for the fact that you're incapable of lying, I would think something was up. Havac 20:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

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<JackNebulax> Someone unlock "Imperial sentinel" so I can re-add my compromise.
<Culator|Work> First provide a source that explicitly states the sentinels were clones *of their masters*.
<Culator|Work> Reworded fanon is still fanon.
<JackNebulax> We have Luke's quote: "My sentinels..."
<Redemption> Is that it?
<JackNebulax> While not saying that they were his, we can't ignore it.
<Redemption> Huh
<Gonk|Busy> But Padme says "My bodyguard"...
<Culator|Work> And Lando once talked about his dog being run over by a speeder. Should we assume that "my dog" means the dog could have been a clone of Lando?
<Gonk|Busy> ...and at least THEY look alike.
<GreenTentacle> That's either a low flying speeder or a very tall dog.
<Gonk|Busy> A very /smooth/ dog, too.
<Gonk|Busy> "Hey baby, mind if I ... sniff your butt?"