<Enochf> I'd almost forgive Ahsoka if she were more Japanese in her cutesy names. Like "Artoo-chan" instead of "Artooie."

<LO|away> Oh god.
<Loyal_Imperial> ?
<LO|away> Ahsoka looks nightmarish in that little comic at the end of Scum and Villainy
<LtNOWIS|away> Nightmarishly hot?
<RF> ......
<LO|away> No...
<Loyal_Imperial> ... ... ...
<RF> Scan, now

<Graestan> Ahsoka is by no means a boner donor
<Graestan> She's a kid
<IFYLOFD> :S
<Enochf> I will not be adding any "waiting for Ahsoka to turn 18" userbox to my page
<LtNOWIS> It'd be 17 on Corellia
<Graestan> rofl
<IFYLOFD> Bow chiicka bow wow
<Enochf> In that case, send Mission Vao to Corellia right away

<TrakNar> Well, until her fate is confirmed, that voice will remain in the back of my mind, telling me that Ahsoka's a redshirt.
<TrakNar> And speaking of shirts, she needs one.
<Ozzel> I was gonna say... you mean red tubetop.

<LtNOWIS> Oh damn.
<LtNOWIS> http://www.comicbookresources.com/images/solicits/darkhorse/200812/SWCWCS-3-FC.jpg
<LtNOWIS> Dirty implications there...
<dgxxx> Anakin+Ahsoka+Chains=Deviant Art explodes

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: Something wholesome
<dgxxx> :|
<Trip> because she's like, "uh oh, master, won't Padmé be mad?"
<Trip> and he's like, "oh, Ahsoka, don't you know anything? blowing someone doesn't count"
<Trip> and then they all laugh and fly off into the sunset
<Loyal_Imperial> Yeah...
<Uli> "I Soaked Ahsoka - Anakin Skywalker Spills All"
<dgxxx> Ahsucka

<Muuurgh> RF - http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/27106554.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
<RF> O_o
<RF> "And despite that she's merely a teen 'toon, Ahsoka kicks up more chemistry in a few scenes with the animated Vader-in-waiting than the real-life Natalie Portman could muster over three whole films."
<dgxxx> what the fuck is that?
<Jorrel> Oh god.
<tiki> god is probably disappearing in a puff of logic
<Jorrel> In this case, yes.
<RF> "a tiny girl with huge eyes and a tube-top who looks like a slutty Disney character."
<RF> Lol.
<RF> This needs to be in the Wook's BTS section for Ahsoka. :p
<Jorrel> I agree.
<RF> Oh, this is so wrong.
<RF> "The antiseptic queen finally arrives late in the movie, long after you've wondered what she was up to while Anakin was chasing across the stars with an extraterrestrial Lolita."
<RF> I never.
<RF> Ever.
<Jorrel> Oh wow.
<RF> Want to see the term "extraterrestrial Lolita" ever again.
<Jorrel> Ladies and gentlemen... THIS is your Star Wars.
<Jorrel> :(

<Jorrel> ...
<Jorrel> "Obi/Ani/Ahsoka"?
<Ulicus> It's Obikinoka
<Jorrel> ...the name is actually kind of cool. :S
<Ulicus> You like Obikinoka?
<Jorrel> The name.
<Jorrel> Not the idea or premise.

[14:27:13] LO|Hereish: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3537933312/nm0237065
[14:27:17] LO|Hereish: Hm...
[14:27:34] LO|Hereish: Is that a person?
[14:27:45] Ozzel: Yes.
[14:27:50] LO|Hereish: Ok.
[14:28:19] LO|Hereish: She just looks fakeish

<The4dotelipsis> Ashoka isn't the Secret Apprentice. :P
<LucidFox> Oh, wait... Ahsoka is from the new Clone Wars
<The4dotelipsis> She's the painfully obvious "Oh my God she was there the whole time but we forgot about her in a few months hey a girl Jedi how cool" Apprentice.