<LtNOWIS> Oh god.
<LtNOWIS> "As a Padawan it was her job-no, her duty-to make sure her Master was well. To be constantly attuned to his mood so she could anticipate his needs and more perfectly serve him."
<Uli> is this fanfic?
<RF> No.
<RF> Karen Miller.
<RF> Right?
<Uli> So it is fanfic.
<LtNOWIS> Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth
<LtNOWIS> the excerpt's out
<RF> Haha!

<Mauser> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/File:Unknown_Kamino_droid_1.jpg - Ah, preciousss, look at that. She's definitely asking him about things he's too embarrassed to talk about.
<JangFett> !markov Aayla
<Nuku-Nuku> Aayla Secura's jugs impressive. Most impressive."
<JangFett> :D

<DarthTrayus> I WANT TO SEE TINY FORCE-SPERM RACE TO SENATORIAL EGG.

<Havac> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=http://www.rebelscum.com/2009/CLA-AsajjVsAni-07.jpg
<Havac> VENTRESS PUT YOUR CLEAVAGE AND MIDRIFF AWAY.
<LordHydronium> Good lord.
<LordHydronium> Stop thinking with your dicks, art designers.
<Havac> I don't understand how people think she's sexy. Look at that face.
<LordHydronium> One of the few unique things about Ventress, at the beginning, was how conservative her dress was for a female villain.
<LordHydronium> Apparently what she really needed was to be a vamp. :|
<Havac> Hydro: It was conservative.
<Havac> Until she became a character on a KIDS TV SHOW.
<LordHydronium> That's...an interesting point.
<LordHydronium> In the comics she was reasonably dressed.
<LordHydronium> She starts stripping when she appears in a cartoon.
<Havac> She didn't even have much of a rack in the comics.
<LordHydronium At this rate, she's going to be in a bikini for the My First Reader books.
<LO|Hereish> XD

Subject: Jaina's kids

I kinda hope she has a son, and names him Anakin. And then he dies in a juice-making accident or something.

And then she and Jag are like, "Hm... yeah. Probably we ought to retire that name, eh?"

<Muuurgh> "Anakin must work his charm on the Queen of Zygerria, while 'slave' Ahsoka and 'slave traders' Rex and Obi-Wan search for clues."
<Muuurgh> They canceled Rebellion for this?

<Uli> Well, Anakin had hooked up with the now-legal Ahsoka by that point :|
<Uli> Why do you think they have her being 17 just in time for the last year of the war? :|
<The4dotelipsis> Heh.
<Uli> And it's not like people can point and say, "ew! He knew her when she was little!
<Uli> because then we point to TPM
<Uli> :P
<The4dotelipsis> XD

<Enochf|work> Ahsoka provides the crucial missing link in Anakin's psyche, i.e., how could he bring himself to slaughter so many young Jedi?

<LtNOWIS> Bah, age of consent
<RF> That's what Padme said.

<Trip> ugh, this interviewer's a dumbass
<Trip> ""I would almost argue that... you talk about the Jedi... I would almost argue that [Lucas] would agree that that take that the Jedi, the take-- and the attitudes of the Jedi-- at the end of /The Revenge of the Sith/ was what lead to their downfall. The fact that... They didn't see that they were actually using living beings as disposable... items in their army, in their efforts, that their...
<Trip> ...deaths were in a sense collatoral damage... and I think that that dogmatic view is what lead to their destruction.""
<Trip> yes, the Jedi got Order 66'd because they were mean to the clones
<LtNOWIS> The phrase "collatoral damage" has been abused too much
<LtNOWIS> Trip: Kenobi and Skywalker were nice, so they survived. It was all justified, you see.
<Trip> hahah
<LtNOWIS> As opposed to the tyrannical Aayla Secura, who they hated.
<Rohniss> lol
<Rohniss> Aayla the tyrant
<Rohniss> sounds like some fanboys BDSM dream to me

<LtNOWIS> Oh damn.
<LtNOWIS> http://www.comicbookresources.com/images/solicits/darkhorse/200812/SWCWCS-3-FC.jpg
<LtNOWIS> Dirty implications there...
<dgxxx> Anakin+Ahsoka+Chains=Deviant Art explodes

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: Something wholesome
<dgxxx> :|
<Trip> because she's like, "uh oh, master, won't Padmé be mad?"
<Trip> and he's like, "oh, Ahsoka, don't you know anything? blowing someone doesn't count"
<Trip> and then they all laugh and fly off into the sunset
<Loyal_Imperial> Yeah...
<Uli> "I Soaked Ahsoka - Anakin Skywalker Spills All"
<dgxxx> Ahsucka

<Muuurgh> RF - http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/27106554.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
<RF> O_o
<RF> "And despite that she's merely a teen 'toon, Ahsoka kicks up more chemistry in a few scenes with the animated Vader-in-waiting than the real-life Natalie Portman could muster over three whole films."
<dgxxx> what the fuck is that?
<Jorrel> Oh god.
<tiki> god is probably disappearing in a puff of logic
<Jorrel> In this case, yes.
<RF> "a tiny girl with huge eyes and a tube-top who looks like a slutty Disney character."
<RF> Lol.
<RF> This needs to be in the Wook's BTS section for Ahsoka. :p
<Jorrel> I agree.
<RF> Oh, this is so wrong.
<RF> "The antiseptic queen finally arrives late in the movie, long after you've wondered what she was up to while Anakin was chasing across the stars with an extraterrestrial Lolita."
<RF> I never.
<RF> Ever.
<Jorrel> Oh wow.
<RF> Want to see the term "extraterrestrial Lolita" ever again.
<Jorrel> Ladies and gentlemen... THIS is your Star Wars.
<Jorrel> :(

<Jorrel> ...
<Jorrel> "Obi/Ani/Ahsoka"?
<Ulicus> It's Obikinoka
<Jorrel> ...the name is actually kind of cool. :S
<Ulicus> You like Obikinoka?
<Jorrel> The name.
<Jorrel> Not the idea or premise.

<CorranFraajic> Yrf! Did I ever congratulate you on Dooku's passing?
...
<Yrf> You should congratulate Anakin Skywalker :P

[23:41] <ErikPflueger> So people here have neither optimism nor patience
[23:42] <ErikPflueger> Great. A generation full of Anakins

RE: Comparisons between the Sword of the Jedi & the Chosen One *possible LotF spoilers*

Contrast:

The Sword of the Jedi prophecy looks like it's going to be fulfilled.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

--BobaMatt

<Kobe|Packing> I should put Spirit Anakin on the tree, he'd blend right in
<Ulicus> *chortle*
<Ulicus> But wouldn't he all be like, "I'm not the decoration I should be! I WANT MORE! And I know I shouldn't..."
<Kobe|Packing> lol
<Ulicus> and then he'd probably massacre all the other decorations
<Ulicus> and force choke the fairy
<Ulicus> And say something retarded like, "From my point of view the reindeer are evil!"
<Ulicus> that kind of thing
<Kobe|Packing> lmfao

Luke: "Uncle Owen, who was my father?"
Owen: "My step-brother, uh, Deak Skywalker. Yeah, Deak. He was, uh, a navigator on a space freighter."
Luke: "Aw, I wish ANAKIN SKYWALKER was my dad. He was a badass."
Owen: "Actually he was a whiny little sh- uh, I mean, yes, yes he was."

- Ulicus

<LtNOWIS> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Crisis%21 <--That's on my master list of Small Clone Numbers sources.
<LordHydronium> I'm just amazed that they can adapt ROTS for kids.
<LordHydronium> "Attack on Mustafar", "Terrible duel", "Birth and death"...yeah, that's good kids' stuff.
<LordHydronium> Anakin decapitates a bunch of people, then gets burned alive due to trying to kill his friend.
<LordHydronium> Oh, right, and he chokes his wife, then she dies.
<LordHydronium> Great bedtime reading.
<LtNOWIS> Level 4 is like the top of the food chain, Hydro.
<LordHydronium> Point taken, Nowis.
<LordHydronium> I guess "What is a Wookiee?" doesn't have any Trandoshan slavery in it. :P