Tag: canon

w #4857 Score: +15/15 I like it I don't like it 00:38, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
Subject: So Humans and Twi'leks Can Interbreed

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man in charge of canon. Behold. Behold and despair. --Havac
w #4855 Score: +16/18 I like it I don't like it 08:42, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
<Eyrezer> Coruscant never seems crowded enough though
<JangFett> For TCW, Coruscant's population is 1% human and 99% previously used character models.
Tags (3): canon irc tcw
w #4854 Score: +11/13 I like it I don't like it 08:40, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
<LordHydronium> I loved that Death Watch assassin
<LordHydronium> He was just so incompetent
<LordHydronium> But dammit, he /tried/
<JangFett> He tried, but no. Everything got in his way when he was trying to kill Satine.
<JangFett> That happened twice, too.
<LordHydronium> "I'm going to shoot her! This time I know I'm going to shoot her!"
<JangFett> haha
<JangFett> *something gets in his way again* :P
<LordHydronium> "Aw, darn. :( "
<JangFett> I like how he disarmed Obi-Wan fairly quickly. I'm glad TCW Mandos can fight Jedi and actually do good.
<JangFett> But, that assassin needs to work on his sniping skills.
Notes: <TrakNar> I should sneak into Lucasfilm Animation and steal their Maya renders.
* TrakNar runs out of the studio with an armload of flash drives screaming "Mine! All mine! Mwuahaha!"
<Havac> As long as you're in there, how about you just torch the studio and stop the madness?
<Havac> You'd be doing everyone a favor.
Tags (3): canon irc tcw
w #4763 Score: +12/28 I like it I don't like it 01:22, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
<JangFett> !markov Ahsoka
<Nuku-Nuku> Ahsoka Tano, encouraging girls worldwide to wear a belt like that!
<JangFett> XD
<Darth_Culator> Yes, because giant neckties are so hot.
<JangFett> Not on your belt, though. XD
Notes: <IFY|GoWizards> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashoka_the_Great Ahsoka!
Tags (3): ahsoka canon irc
w #4715 Score: +15/27 I like it I don't like it 02:01, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
<GrandMoffTranner> Well, what do you know. TCW is apparently aware of established canon... and is even showing it in the next episode.
<JangFett> If TCW was aware of established canon, Filono wouldn't be making all these goofy mistakes. :P
<GrandMoffTranner> "The planet Dorin has been attacked by Grievous. Because of Dorin's orientation between two nearby black holes, we'll need your expert space combat tactics to help guide the command ships and fighter squadrons. "
<GrandMoffTranner> I'm surprised they bothered to mention the black holes.
<JangFett> Ah, good. :)
<GrandMoffTranner> But they'll probably screw up the fact that Dorin's atmosphere has very little oxygen.
<JangFett> Anakin will just walk in the planet, unprotected. That, or he'll wear an oxygen mask and breathe like Vader. -_-
<GrandMoffTranner> They'll most likely give Ahsoka a piece of dialogue like "This atmosphere is so breathable!"
<JangFett> XD
I'll be done with TCW then.
<GrandMoffTranner> "I can't believe how much oxygen Dorin's atmosphere has!!"
<JangFett> :|
<JangFett> !kill Ahsoka?
Notes: <SinisterSamurai> The separatists have been pumping it full of oxygen for years. All part of a clever plot to make us waste funds on needless breathing equipment.
Tags (4): ahsoka canon irc tcw
w #4678 Score: +15/29 I like it I don't like it 03:00, 16 October 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
Broon Ters was an individual who, at some point in time, played pazaak against Doton Het.

Behind the scenes


The name Broon Ters originated as a player-chosen name in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords used for the Jedi Exile, which was uploaded in a screenshot on the Wookieepedia. This screenshot was later printed in the Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia, making the name canon.
w #4657 Score: +12/34 I like it I don't like it 00:30, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
[20:27:49 pm] <JangFett> !tcwmotto
[20:27:50 pm] <Nuku-Nuku> CANON CAN SUCK DAVE FILONI'S BALLS
Tags (4): canon irc nuku-nuku tcw
w #4584 Score: +10/28 I like it I don't like it 00:32, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
<R_F> Hm.
<R_F> The Atlas confirms that Sarapin actually *transmits* its energy to the core worlds.
<R_F> Rather than just shipping power cells, or whatever.
<R_F> I'm not sure if I like this.
<R_F> It implies new technology that's significantly different than most preexisting stuff...
<Havac> Yeah, I don't like the power broadcast.
<Havac> Giant batteries, dammit.
<Havac> Also, it's specified that it's a /subspace/ wave.
<LtNOWIS|TV> System to system?
<LtNOWIS|TV> This doesn't really make it make more sense...
<R_F> Yes.
<Havac> So the power disruption from GBG will show up on Coruscant when, Legacy?
<R_F> Eh.
<R_F> Isn't subspace radio FTL?
<R_F> There's precedent
<R_F> But, yeah
<R_F> Dumb..
<Havac> No, that's hyperwave.
<Havac> Subspace has a delay. I think it's near-light.
<R_F> Lemme check
<R_F> Range is in lightyears
<R_F> 25 for an X-wing
<R_F> 100 for bigger ships
<R_F> That implies FTL
<R_F> Otherwise, what's the point?
<Culator|Wired> Sending heroic farewell messages that someone will hear in the future?
<R_F> Still, I think they're attempting to retcon something
<R_F> Wasn't there some other source that mentioned once Sarapin was attacked during the CW, power went out all over the Core?
<R_F> They're trying to rationalize it.
<Culator|Wired> Wasn't that the NEC?
<R_F> Yeah. :p
<R_F> Probably.
<Culator|Wired> So... yeah.
<R_F> Dan's trying to fix his previous stuff, but making it worse :p
<Culator|Wired> Sarapin's a bit silly to begin with.
<Havac> Giant batteries, dammit!
<Culator|Wired> The whole geothermal power thing is rather lame when they have the capacity to blow up planets with impossibly powerful lasers from impossibly huge spaceships that move impossibly fast.
<Havac> It's impossibly powerful geothermal energy.
<Culator|Wired> Sure, that works.
<R_F> Yeah. Considering that an ISD's reactor is as powerful as a star...
<Culator|Wired> They just wanted to rationalize a volcano planet because they needed a cool level design. And it somehow took on a life of its own.
<Culator|Wired> I love this entire franchise.
Tags (4): canon irc powah retcon
w #4552 Score: +17/39 I like it I don't like it 02:34, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
<Trip> "Zero, Jabba’s uncle, originally spoke in Hutt-ese, like Jabba and then he had a different sluggish voice just like Jabba, and then George one day was watching it and said 'I want him to sound like Truman Capote.'"
<Trip> sometimes, I really wonder what the inside of Lucas's head looks like
w #4461 Score: +12/44 I like it I don't like it 22:39, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
[09:04] <+salacio> i wouldn't mind a story that actually describes how he came to power
[09:05] <+salacio> perhaps a little bit more info on plagueis too
[09:06] <@Culator|Work> Well, too bad. Lucasfilm hates you.
[09:06] <+salacio> :(
[09:07] * @Culator|Work is still bitter about the canceled Plagueis novel.
[09:07] <+salacio> what
[09:07] <+salacio> they were going to do one?
[09:07] <+salacio> bastards
[09:08] <@Culator|Work> !wiki Darth Plagueis novel
[09:08] <@Nuku-Nuku> Culator|Work: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Plagueis_novel
[09:08] <@Culator|Work> Instead we got an assload of Darth Bane drivel.
[09:09] <+salacio> who gives a shit about darth pane
[09:09] <+salacio> ugh
...
[09:13] <+salacio> so perhaps if lucasfilm takes their head outta their butt James Lucano will write the book still? :)
[09:14] <@Culator|Work> It would require a team of proctologists plus a monster truck with a tow cable to extract Lucasfilm's head from its ass.
w #4405 Score: +11/49 I like it I don't like it 00:28, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
[13:35] <@Culator|Work> There seems to be a lot of conjecture about that one damn trailer.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified chick we're assuming is a bounty hunter for no good reason]]
[13:36] <+GrandMoffTranner> It's the armor.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified Sith with absolutely no defining characteristics]]
[13:36] <+GrandMoffTranner> That's the generic bounty hunter armor for the game.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified lightning shooting guy who obviously must be important]]
[13:37] <+GrandMoffTranner> Whatever. I'm just going to GA them all. :p
[13:37] <@JorrelFraajic> He's obviously the main bad dude.
[13:37] <@JorrelFraajic> He's the one wearing a mask.
[13:38] <+Jaymach> yeah, like how Vader was the guy behind the public face of Palpatine :P
[13:39] <@JorrelFraajic> Exactly!
[13:39] <@JorrelFraajic> :P
[13:40] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified dudes in Sith shuttle... fuck it, let's call 'em Marauders]]
[13:40] <+GrandMoffTranner> Heh
[13:42] <@Culator|Work> [[Hot evil Twi'lek chick]]
[13:43] <+GrandMoffTranner> Those should be redirects.
[13:43] <@JorrelFraajic> I agree.
[13:43] <@JorrelFraajic> Or the article names, like the Nagai fleet.
w #4404 Score: +9/39 I like it I don't like it 00:24, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by openid.aol.com/LetsInvadeCanada
[13:55] <@Culator|Work> We like stupefying levels of detail.
[13:55] <@Culator|Work> If Aeron Azzameen took a crap, we want to know what color it was.
[13:56] <+Jaymach> would that go in Personality and traits?
[13:56] <@JorrelFraajic> Sounds like a trait to me.
Tags (4): canon crap fa x-wing
w #4353 Score: +6/32 I like it I don't like it 21:09, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
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[16:19] <Culator|Work> Kueller still looks like Skeletor.
[16:21] <Enochf> Always will
[16:21] <Culator|Work> You never know, someone could finally change him to fit the original author's description.
[16:22] <Culator|Work> Also, flying pigs could start mating with dolphins to make swarms of flying dolphinpigs.
[16:22] <Ineedaname> They should change him to look exactly like Skeletor
[16:25] <Enochf> If they make Evil-Lyn canon, I'm good with it
Tags (4): canon crap irc kueller
w #4297 Score: +10/52 I like it I don't like it 20:58, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
[09:30] <+DT|Hereish> Oh my God.
[09:31] <+DT|Hereish> So I finally plucked up the courage to watch TCW.
[09:31] <+DT|Hereish> These droids must be appalling shots or something, because two clones just killed around twenty of them.
[09:34] <+DT|Hereish> Alright. So a clone is lying in front of around fifteen SBD's... the other clone has time to walk up and ask him if he's okay whilst the droids, now around five yards away, keep firing and *still* come nowhere near?
[09:34] <+DT|Hereish> What the hell.
[09:35] <@Culator|Work> It's basically an army of C-3POs.
[09:36] <+DT|Hereish> Yeah.
[09:41] <@Culator|Work> But even if they're incompetent, the Traviss numbers don't add up.
[09:42] <+DT|Hereish> Yeah/
[09:43] <@Culator|Work> http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
[09:43] <+DT|Hereish> XD
w #4236 Score: +5/43 I like it I don't like it 21:31, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
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[05:40] <@LordHydronium> If Galaxies didn't give me heebie-jeebies, the Emperor's Retreat might be interesting to do.
[05:40] <@LordHydronium> Palpatine's Camp David.
[05:40] <+Jaymach> it's hilariously undefended
[05:40] <Olioster> Yeah
[05:40] <Olioster> Maybe 10? stormtroopers and 2 AT-STs
[05:40] <@LordHydronium> Galaxies-sucks mechanics. :P
[05:41] <@LordHydronium> Game. I meant to say "game".
w #4176 Score: +8/38 I like it I don't like it 22:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
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[17:54] <@GreenTentacle> Writing up that episode is hard work.
[17:54] <@GreenTentacle> So very stupid.
[17:54] <+Cylka> The min R2?
[17:55] <+Cylka> mini*
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Yeah.
[17:55] <+Cylka> Ugh, it sounded horrible. :-P
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Fortunately Baobab's story improves from here with the introduction of Lando.
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Guaranteed to make any article 27.3% smoother.*
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> * Not a guarantee.
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w #4115 Score: +17/43 I like it I don't like it 14:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
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[10:46] <Enochf> Argh
[10:47] <Enochf> One of the "dataclips" from the last episode spelled it "Mace Winduu"
[10:47] <sambarino> lol
[10:47] * CavalierOne headdesks
[10:47] <Enochf> Thanks, Official Source!
[10:47] <KittenCooking118> lol
[10:48] <CavalierOne> I can see our article now ... Mace Windu, also known as Mace Winduu ...
[10:48] <CavalierOne> Or Mace Winduu was a clone of Mace Windu ...
[10:48] <sambarino> lol
[10:48] <Enochf> Ooh, I like that
[10:48] <Culator|Work> C A N O N
[10:48] <Culator|Work> BITCHES
[10:48] * Enochf writes a fanfic
[10:49] <Enochf> He's a bad mother fuucker
Tags (3): canon irc tcw
w #4076 Score: +4/46 I like it I don't like it 15:17, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by atreidesduchy.livejournal.com
[09:04] <Graestan> In other news, Hasbro is out to ruin me: http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/default.cfm?page=News/Item&newsid=2C0AE988-D56F-E112-498D429AA35BD555
[09:07] <CavalierOne> So Farrel and GS Guy are going to be one and the same, you reckon?
[09:07] <Graestan> Maybe.
[09:08] <Graestan> We'll see. I am guessing Hasbro might have something up their sleeve. If they don't call him Farrell on the card back, or don't show him as my guy, I'm good.
[09:08] <Graestan> If they DO, I will have to merge the articles. Which will suck. I've never even played RA.
[09:09] <CavalierOne> True. The Farlander figure was never identified to any specific film pilot was he?
[09:09] <Jaymach> he was given a nifty picture on Hasbro packaging though
[09:10] <Jaymach> I wish they'd release the original art for their packaging somewhere
[09:10] <Jaymach> would make it much easier for us
[09:11] <Graestan> I won't accept that Hasbro thing as the proof, though.
[09:11] <CavalierOne> Why? So LFL could nick it for the CSWE?
[09:11] <CavalierOne> :P
[09:11] <Graestan> It doesn't say anything other than "Green Squadron commander"
[09:11] <Darth_Culator> Some artists do, like that Unleashed guy. We just don't know who does the "realistic" Hasbro packages.
[09:11] <Graestan> Shit, they could be retconning him into being Crynyd.
[09:11] <Graestan> That would be fucking hilarious.
[09:12] <Graestan> I'd probably buy myself a fair amount of booze and cigars over it.
[09:13] <CavalierOne> Crynyd's been in more sources that Farrell - retconning the two would be ludicrous.
[09:14] <Graestan> Do not underestimate the failure power of LFL continuity.
Tags (4): canon fanon hasbro irc
w #4025 Score: +12/62 I like it I don't like it 09:38, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
<LordHydronium> "Star Wars: Rebellion will not be returning, Stradley said to the apparent dismay of several in the audience. Stradley later explained that Rebellion is cancelled for two reasons. First, he said that he has a “never ending struggle to keep the line fresh and not fall into the same stuff happening every month.” Additionally, the timeline was taking the comics into “really continuity...
<LordHydronium> ...heavy...
<LordHydronium> ...territory” where he was “afraid that we couldn’t tell stories that were exciting” without contradicting other elements of Star Wars canon."
<LordHydronium> http://www.newsarama.com/comics/090207-dark-horse-star-wars.html
<LtNOWIS> Once again, canon inhibits the ability of writers to tell good stories
<LtNOWIS> Karpyshyn was right.
<LordHydronium> Nowis, sometimes I suspect none of your stated positions are what you actually think, up to and including your political beliefs. :P
w #4020 Score: +4/52 I like it I don't like it 04:11, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS> Oh man.
<LtNOWIS> We should have a fan-artist draw a pic of Omas with a cannon.
<LtNOWIS> It'd be a fanon cannon-Omas pic
<Darth_Culator> Ow.
Notes: See 4019
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