Two Spacetroopers are floating in space...

Spacetrooper 1: It never gets old, huh?
Spacetrooper 2: Nope.
Spacetrooper 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Spacetrooper 2: Break into song?
Spacetrooper 1: Yep.

WEDGE: I love the X-Wings,
RAV: I love the bright red Sith!
K-MAC: I love Yevetha,
ZIRO: I love the bands of Bith!
LUCENO: I love the EU, and all its sights and sounds.
CHEWIE's FAMILY FROM 1978: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
KNIFE & BEY: I love the Marvels,
PEACE BIGRADE MEMBERS: I love the Yuuzhan Vong.
ABEL G. PENA: I love Triocolus!
TIM ZAHN HOLDING VOTF: And that this book is long...
HAVAC: I love the EU,
WARU: And all its craziness!
THE MOOMO BROS: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
DASH RENDAR & PRINCE XIZOR: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
QUINLAN VOS: I love the Clone Wars,
DARTH REVAN: I love Terentateks.
NATHAN BUTLER: I love West End Game stuff,
DELIAH BLUE & AZLYN RAE: We love when Cade has sex!
JOHN OSTRANDER: I love the EU,
JEFF FERGUSON: It's such a brilliant place!
THE MOFFS GATHERED AT THE MOFFERENCE: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
JOKER SQUADRON: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

<RF> Also, let's retcon the NJO and LotF as a story Threepio tells to Anakin Solo to make him eat his vegetables.
<RF> "If you don't eat these then a race of extragalactic invaders will KILL CHEWBACCA AND YOU."

<Ozzel> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum%3AIn_episode_5_why_was_the_high_pitched_noise_affecting_chewbacca_in_the_cloud_city_prison_cell&diff=1789051&oldid=1788386
<Ozzel> :-|
<LO|Hereish> LOL

<Enochf> How would you spell Chewbacca's last words?
<LtNOWIS> However it's written in the book
<Enochf> I assume it translates roughly to "OH SHIT A MOON"

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<Lord_Oblivion> We've had anons asking how Chewbacca was killed by a moon :P
<Havac> Tell them he was killed by a Muun.
<JorrelFraajic> LO: Those anons are so stupid, with their "A moon can't kill a person!!1!!!11!"
<Lord_Oblivion> If it collides with the planet, yaeh, it can
<jSarek> Attichitcuk asked the same thing. :-p
<Jaymach> I bet his life insurance didn't even cover "acts of moon"

* Lord_Oblivion imagines Ford in King Kong
<supergeeky1> He would be saying, "Get down off the Empire State Building, Chewie!"