[09:04] <+salacio> i wouldn't mind a story that actually describes how he came to power
[09:05] <+salacio> perhaps a little bit more info on plagueis too
[09:06] <@Culator|Work> Well, too bad. Lucasfilm hates you.
[09:06] <+salacio> :(
[09:07] * @Culator|Work is still bitter about the canceled Plagueis novel.
[09:07] <+salacio> what
[09:07] <+salacio> they were going to do one?
[09:07] <+salacio> bastards
[09:08] <@Culator|Work> !wiki Darth Plagueis novel
[09:08] <@Nuku-Nuku> Culator|Work: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Plagueis_novel
[09:08] <@Culator|Work> Instead we got an assload of Darth Bane drivel.
[09:09] <+salacio> who gives a shit about darth pane
[09:09] <+salacio> ugh
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[09:13] <+salacio> so perhaps if lucasfilm takes their head outta their butt James Lucano will write the book still? :)
[09:14] <@Culator|Work> It would require a team of proctologists plus a monster truck with a tow cable to extract Lucasfilm's head from its ass.

[13:35] <@Culator|Work> There seems to be a lot of conjecture about that one damn trailer.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified chick we're assuming is a bounty hunter for no good reason]]
[13:36] <+GrandMoffTranner> It's the armor.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified Sith with absolutely no defining characteristics]]
[13:36] <+GrandMoffTranner> That's the generic bounty hunter armor for the game.
[13:36] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified lightning shooting guy who obviously must be important]]
[13:37] <+GrandMoffTranner> Whatever. I'm just going to GA them all. :p
[13:37] <@JorrelFraajic> He's obviously the main bad dude.
[13:37] <@JorrelFraajic> He's the one wearing a mask.
[13:38] <+Jaymach> yeah, like how Vader was the guy behind the public face of Palpatine :P
[13:39] <@JorrelFraajic> Exactly!
[13:39] <@JorrelFraajic> :P
[13:40] <@Culator|Work> [[Unidentified dudes in Sith shuttle... fuck it, let's call 'em Marauders]]
[13:40] <+GrandMoffTranner> Heh
[13:42] <@Culator|Work> [[Hot evil Twi'lek chick]]
[13:43] <+GrandMoffTranner> Those should be redirects.
[13:43] <@JorrelFraajic> I agree.
[13:43] <@JorrelFraajic> Or the article names, like the Nagai fleet.

[13:55] <@Culator|Work> We like stupefying levels of detail.
[13:55] <@Culator|Work> If Aeron Azzameen took a crap, we want to know what color it was.
[13:56] <+Jaymach> would that go in Personality and traits?
[13:56] <@JorrelFraajic> Sounds like a trait to me.

<Graestan> Sometimes the CUSWE article appears more complete
<Harrar> yeah I love how every Yuuzhan Vong is from a planet that was destroyed 15,000 years before they lived
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<Graestan> Good thing there's no human homeworld yet
<Graestan> Every single non-specified person would have "Earth"
<Harrar> haha
<Graestan> <ref name="bullshit">All Ishi Tib are automatically from Tibrin.</ref>

[16:19] <Culator|Work> Kueller still looks like Skeletor.
[16:21] <Enochf> Always will
[16:21] <Culator|Work> You never know, someone could finally change him to fit the original author's description.
[16:22] <Culator|Work> Also, flying pigs could start mating with dolphins to make swarms of flying dolphinpigs.
[16:22] <Ineedaname> They should change him to look exactly like Skeletor
[16:25] <Enochf> If they make Evil-Lyn canon, I'm good with it

[13:24] <Culator|Dead> !bored
[13:24] <Nuku-Nuku> The Shat has been keeping up with bloody Caroline Bliss.
[13:24] <JorrelFigment> :O
[13:29] <Culator|Dead> Nobody really calls William Shatner "The Shat," do they?
[13:29] <Culator|Dead> Because I'd kill anyone who called me that.
[13:31] <JorrelFigment> http://www.google.com/search?q=The+Shat - Tell that to them
[13:31] <JorrelFigment> Er, mainly the first entry there.
[13:34] <Culator|Dead> That's horrible.
[13:35] <Culator|Dead> I can't imagine how anyone thought the past tense of the vulgar term for defecation is a good nickname.
[13:35] <JorrelFigment> Well, I guess it's like being "The Shit"
[13:35] <Culator|Dead> Would you go by "the Pooped" or "the Crapped" or "the Excreted"???
[13:36] <JorrelFigment> Probably not, no.
[13:36] <JorrelFigment> But that would require having a fanbase, so...

[09:30] <+DT|Hereish> Oh my God.
[09:31] <+DT|Hereish> So I finally plucked up the courage to watch TCW.
[09:31] <+DT|Hereish> These droids must be appalling shots or something, because two clones just killed around twenty of them.
[09:34] <+DT|Hereish> Alright. So a clone is lying in front of around fifteen SBD's... the other clone has time to walk up and ask him if he's okay whilst the droids, now around five yards away, keep firing and *still* come nowhere near?
[09:34] <+DT|Hereish> What the hell.
[09:35] <@Culator|Work> It's basically an army of C-3POs.
[09:36] <+DT|Hereish> Yeah.
[09:41] <@Culator|Work> But even if they're incompetent, the Traviss numbers don't add up.
[09:42] <+DT|Hereish> Yeah/
[09:43] <@Culator|Work> http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
[09:43] <+DT|Hereish> XD

[05:40] <@LordHydronium> If Galaxies didn't give me heebie-jeebies, the Emperor's Retreat might be interesting to do.
[05:40] <@LordHydronium> Palpatine's Camp David.
[05:40] <+Jaymach> it's hilariously undefended
[05:40] <Olioster> Yeah
[05:40] <Olioster> Maybe 10? stormtroopers and 2 AT-STs
[05:40] <@LordHydronium> Galaxies-sucks mechanics. :P
[05:41] <@LordHydronium> Game. I meant to say "game".

<Modgamers> wow... the ammount of talking is... like on a geek party
<Toprawa> geeks don't have parties
<Culator|Work> Yes they do.
<Culator|Work> And they suck.
<Toprawa> they can't be considered parties in the truest sense
<Toprawa> that's just disrespectful to real parties
<Toprawa> sitting around drinking Mountain Dew, playing Nintendo 64, in an unfinished basement
<Toprawa> Awesome
<Culator|Work> Bunch of honor students awkwardly milling about.
<Culator|Work> Playing a ridiculously eclectic assortment of non-popular music.
<Culator|Work> Spectacularly failing to dance.

[13:24] <Layla> I wanted to do some Roleplay in here when i first fell into this room yesterday, but since that's not allowed i just talk to anyoner
[13:25] <LucidFox> I see
[13:26] <Layla> then people insulted me over my choise of favorite star wars character - Ahsoka Tano
[13:27] <LucidFox> Well, active Wookieepedians are somewhat prejudiced towards people who like Ahsoka.
[13:27] <LucidFox> I really need to compile that list of #wookieepedia in-jokes.
[13:29] <@Enochf> Ahsoka?
[13:29] <@Enochf> I am now prejudiced against you
[13:29] <Layla> What is wrong with Ahsoka?
[13:31] <LucidFox> ...An uneasy silence ensued.

[17:54] <@GreenTentacle> Writing up that episode is hard work.
[17:54] <@GreenTentacle> So very stupid.
[17:54] <+Cylka> The min R2?
[17:55] <+Cylka> mini*
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Yeah.
[17:55] <+Cylka> Ugh, it sounded horrible. :-P
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Fortunately Baobab's story improves from here with the introduction of Lando.
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> Guaranteed to make any article 27.3% smoother.*
[17:55] <@GreenTentacle> * Not a guarantee.

<GreenTentacle> "I'm Patricia... I am female... I love StarWars and own all 6 movies on DVD and all 5 that came out on VHS (even though I do not own a VHS player.) I also have 2 decks of cards. :) I'm an addict."
<GreenTentacle> Her addiction is entirely mild compared to the amount of crap many of us own.

[23:14] <mendel-de> WhatLinksHere seems to be broken for the Video: namespace
[23:15] <mendel-de> see http://guildwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AWhatLinksHere&target=Video%3ABananaphone&namespace= and http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Felix_Omni#Bananaphone and these have been up for 5 days now so it shouldn't be a caching issue
[23:18] <mendel-de> gonna write bills for doing QA for wikia one of tehse days

[23:19] <@Enochf> These canon rules make me hyper-aware of language in the novels now.
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[23:20] <@Enochf> Like when Luceno describes an alien as "leonine" and I think, "Hey, that's not fair."
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[23:20] <@Enochf> What would the definition of "leonine" be in an Aurebesh dictionary? "Resembling a creature that doesn't exist."
[23:20] <@Darth_Culator> !wiki Lion
[23:21] <@Nuku-Nuku> Darth_Culator: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Lion
[23:21] <@Darth_Culator> Resembling a Nebulon-B frigate, apparently.
[23:21] <@Enochf> Heh
[23:21] <@Darth_Culator> That'd be one ugly guy.
[23:21] <Three-Atesee> well...
[23:22] <Three-Atesee> it is presumably a translation
[23:22] <Three-Atesee> I'm not a fan of taking idioms and the like too literally
[23:22] <Three-Atesee> i.e. Pablo with "dime a dozen"
[23:22] <+Jaymach> screw you :P dimes exist
[23:23] <+Muuurgh> St. Elmo's fire :-P
[23:23] <Three-Atesee> so do spartans exist? :P
[23:23] <@Darth_Culator> Sure, why not?
[23:23] <@Darth_Culator> THEY WORKED FOR ZSINJ.
[23:23] <@Darth_Culator> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[22:43] <@Darth_Culator> DAMMIT, CSWE
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[22:43] <@Darth_Culator> The entry for the Sovereign.
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[22:43] <+Jaymach> the SSD?
[22:44] <@Havac> DAMMIT CSWE in general.
[22:44] <+LO|Food> What's wrong?
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[22:44] <@Havac> We need a List of Things CSWE Dicked Up.
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[22:44] <@Darth_Culator> "Sovereign A Super Star Destroyer used by Warlord Zsinj. Other planned ships of the line included the Autarch, the Despot, and Heresiarch."
[22:44] <@Darth_Culator> SAY WHAT NOW
[22:44] <@Graestan> o_O
[22:44] <+Jaymach> O.o
[22:44] <Three-Atesee> lol, what
[22:45] <@Darth_Culator> Yeah.
[22:45] <+LO|Food> What?
[22:45] <@Graestan> That HAS to be from the CUSWE. XD
[22:45] <+Jaymach> oooh kay then
[22:45] <@Darth_Culator> Fuck it, I'm gonna run with it.
[22:45] <+Jaymach> I would
[22:45] <@Darth_Culator> IT'S CANON NOW, BITCH
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[22:46] <+Jaymach> it's canon that it was destroyed before completion, but hey...the Eclipse was captured by Zann before completion, no?
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[22:46] <@Darth_Culator> It was built by the reborn Palpatine's Empire, but used by Warlord Zsinj before it was destroyed before it was completed.
[22:46] <@Darth_Culator> FUCK YEAH
[22:47] <+Jaymach> Zann worked for reborn Palpatine? :P
[22:47] <+Jaymach> not Zann
[22:47] <+Jaymach> Zsinj
[22:47] <Three-Atesee> maybe it was a testbed for some sort of time-warp drive
[22:47] <@Darth_Culator> WHY THE FUCK NOT
[22:47] <Three-Atesee> when it got destroyed, it warped back in time and Zsinj got his paws on it
[22:47] * @Darth_Culator loves these total canon fuckups. They're fun.
[22:47] <+Jaymach> is Zsinj's death before or after reborn Palps?
[22:47] <@Darth_Culator> Way before.
[22:48] <+Jaymach> fun
[22:48] <Three-Atesee> and then he and Melvar had a series of wacky time-travelling adventures
[22:48] <Three-Atesee> /Zsinj and Melvar meet Xim the Despot/
[22:48] <+Jaymach> (Three-Atesee): see our time travel article :P that's not impossible :P
[22:48] <Three-Atesee> /Zsinj and Melvar meet Darth Revan/
[22:49] <@Darth_Culator> Zsinj and Melvar meet Frankenstein
[22:49] <Three-Atesee> you gotta admit, it's perfect
[22:49] * @Darth_Culator can totally see them as Abbott and Costello.

... as Acky said, "Do you really want to put that on the main page?" Well, I don't really, but...too bad. We need to drive more people away with stupidity, people.

[01:37] <@LordHydronium> You know, at least things will be happening in Revelation.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> The worst thing about Sacrifice is how little takes place.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> Fett goes to Kuat, roughs some people up, finds some Mandalorian iron, and they build a starship.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> WOO HIGH OCTANE EXCITEMENT THERE
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> Oh, and I think he has dinner with some gay guys once.
[01:39] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Were there any dugs?
[01:39] <@LordHydronium> Dugs or drugs?
[01:39] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Dugs.
[01:39] <@LordHydronium> And the answer to both is "No."
[01:40] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Then yes, I can see how it'd be boring.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> No Dougs either.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> Or dogs.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> There is, however, a dig.
[01:40] <+Sinister|LeonTP> I don't think I've ever actually met a Doug in my life.
[01:41] <@Ozzel> I knew a Doug.
[01:42] <@LordHydronium> Seriously, can you imagine Traviss looking at Star Wars and seeing lasers! Spaceships! Fighting! Action! and deciding, "What my book really needs is Boba Fett in a dinner scene on a farm"?
[01:42] <@Ozzel> Yes.
[01:43] <+DoctorBadWolf> can you imagine Traviss looking at anything and deciding anything that is logical?

<TrakNar> A friend of mine refuses to eat Boo Berry cereal 'cause it turns his poop blue.
<+LO|Hereish> Heh
<@Ozzel> That would be AWESOME.
<@Enochf> That's not an urban legend. That's true.
<+LO|Hereish> I'll have to try that. XD
<TrakNar> Gonna buy Boo Berry in bulk now, Ozzel? XD
<@GreenTentacle> And this seems like a good time to leave. :P
<@GreenTentacle> Bye.
* @GreenTentacle Quit
<@Ozzel> Party pooper.

[14:32] <Madclaw> who's more stupid, the one selling crap or the one buying crap?

<5 hours and 15 minutes of hard thinking later>

[19:47] <LucidFox> Madclaw> The one buying crap is more stupid.

[07:15] <+LO|Away> Hm...
[07:15] <+LO|Away> You know what get's realy annoying?
[07:16] <+LO|Away> The trailer keeps automatically popping up on the Clone Wars site.
[07:16] <@LordHydronium> You've got too many words there. Let me edit that a bit.
[07:16] <@LordHydronium> <LO|Away> You know what get's realy annoying?
[07:16] <@LordHydronium> <LO|Away> the Clone Wars site.