<IFYLOFD> [Major spoiler]
<IFYLOFD> This throws everything into chaos! Chaos I tell you!
<LtNOWIS> !spoiler
<LtNOWIS> Bah, that's not a command.
<LtNOWIS> But, you shouldn't spoiler people
<Darth_Culator> WAIT, WHAT?
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<LtNOWIS> Maybe if I get drunk enough, I'll forget
<IFYLOFD> NOWIS: Drink. Drink now.
<Ozzel> Super. Thanks for the spoiler.
* Ozzel didn't get the comic today.
<LtNOWIS> We hate you forever, Floyd.
<Madclaw> what spoiler
<Madclaw> ?
<LtNOWIS> Just before you got here.
<LtNOWIS> Mindor. Luke sleeps with a guy.
<Graestan> AHA!
* Graestan Called It!
<Darth_Culator> !killfloyd RAHHHHHR!
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<The4dotelipsis> Spoiling people is pretty much the lowest of the lowest of the low. :|
<Madclaw> what did he spoil?
<The4dotelipsis> Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise.
<Madclaw> dude now you spoiled me
<Madclaw> I didn't even know that was out yet
<Darth_Culator> Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise II: The Picnicking.

<The4dotelipsis> Bah. I still have to find that DVD. :(
<The4dotelipsis> Then I can do Latara.
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<LtNOWIS> That's what Wicket said.
<LtNOWIS> er, sorry.
<LucidFox> Meh, not going to QDB that. That would be like mutilating a deceased equine.
<The4dotelipsis> Latara's inherent sexyness is a staple of the QDB.

[11:56] <@Enochf> Wow... that looks familiar somehow :p http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Laughing_concil_hut.JPG
[11:59] <+Madclaw> Ewoks have so many gods, Jesus just might be one of them

[11:30:33] LordHydronium: Fuck it, I'm gonna write Jusik.
[11:31:17] LordHydronium: This'll be my challenge. My Waru. My Mount Sorrow, if Mount Sorrow were in five books about how awesome mountains are and how much Ewoks suck.

[21:48] <LO|Away> http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-dog-pictures-ewok.jpg
[21:48] <LO|Away> EWOK DOG
[21:49] <LO|Away> We use?
[21:49] <Madclaw> O_O motherfuck
[21:49] <Madclaw> eerie
[21:51] * Azzt|Dead censors Madclaw
[21:53] =-= Mode #darthipedia +m by Madclaw
[21:53] =-= Mode #darthipedia -v Azzt|Dead by Madclaw
[21:54] * Madclaw censors Azzt

<Ozzel> Tales from Latara's Ex-Boyfriends.
<The4dotelipsis> Latara should become Frank Miller's Selina Kyle.
<The4dotelipsis> Hooker with a heart of gold.

<Madclaw> I do know one way to get rid of the adds but it's kinda controversial
<Gonk|Busy> don't say "move the wiki"
<Madclaw> Ewok Magic
* Gonk|Busy shudders
<Gonk|Busy> even worse

<The4dotelipsis> Latara seriously is the Jessica Rabbit of Ewoks.

<Eyrezer> http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/StarWarsEwoksGospelTribute/tabid/572/articleID/54524/Default.aspx?_cobr=MSN
<LtNOWIS> Lando but not Chewie?
<LtNOWIS> But yeah, that is freakin' awesome

In my personal canon (we'll call it T-canon) everything after 24500 BBY or so is actually an elaborate dream Awdrysta Pina had the night before he died.

In reality, the galaxy was conquered by the Hiromi shortly after the Jedi permanently wiped themselves out in the First Great Schism, and Star Wars centers around the millennial conflict between the Glorious Pan-Galactic Union of the Hiromi and the insidious Anti-Hiromi Alliance between the Lashbees, Ewoks, and Bilar.

It's really quite epic. --Trip

<Ozzel> Wicket is now the 13th longest article on Wookieepedia. :-O
<LtNOWIS> He beats out Jacen.
<Ozzel> Invincible foreshadowing? Perhaps.

[22:19] <Ozzel> Oh, and... I found THE definitive Latara shot.
[22:20] <The4dotelipsis> Is she drawn by Duursema and scantily clad?
[22:20] <Ozzel> She's naked.

[17:59] <The4dotelipsis> "W. Warrick and witch doctors of his power to both blow people off the power to both blow people off the Imperial era, Mount Sorrow was a figure one, known only to their death, which he demonstrated by attempting to murder Wicket W. Warrick and had no qualms about sentient, and witch doctors of healing."
[17:59] <The4dotelipsis> http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm?
[18:01] <JorrelFraajic> Hey! It's Darth Nihilus's language, in written form!
[18:03] <Havac> Can we just contract that to "the power to . . . blow people off . . . was . . . known . . . to . . . Wicket W. Warrick"?
[18:04] <Graestan> lol
[18:04] <Graestan> You're like Pat Robertson.
[18:05] =-= Graestan was booted from #wookieepedia by Havac (Personal attacks.)

[23:28] <Ozzel> Please, kill this one.
[23:28] <Ozzel> !wiki Ugly wokling
[23:28] <Nuku-Nuku> Ozzel: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Ugly_wokling
[23:30] <JorrelFraajic> Ozzel: Wow.
[23:30] <JorrelFraajic> "It is unclear if this wokling's abnormal appearance is the result of a birth defect, physical abuse, mixed heritage, or another factor entirely."
[23:30] <JorrelFraajic> It's going in the BJAODN page.
[23:30] <Ozzel> Who would write such a thing in an article?
[23:30] <Grey-man> lol
[23:31] <Ataru> Either Havac . . . or Jaymach
[23:31] <Ataru> That's my guess.
[23:31] <Ataru> Or Fourdot.
[23:31] <Grey-man> hm, let us see...
[23:31] <Grey-man> !blame
[23:31] <JorrelFraajic> Ozzel.
[23:31] <Nuku-Nuku> I blame Jaymach.
[23:31] <Grey-man> there we go
[23:31] <JorrelFraajic> Ozzel did it.
[23:31] <Ozzel> Preposterous!
[23:31] <Ataru> Actually, Fourdot would write a lot more than that.
[23:31] <JorrelFraajic> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Ugly_wokling&action=history
[23:31] <JorrelFraajic> Boom.
[23:31] <Ozzel> ;-)
[23:31] <Hobbes15> Guilty!
[23:31] <JorrelFraajic> History reveals ALL! :P
[23:31] <Havac> Fourdot would try to blame his appearance on the TBT.
[23:32] <Ataru> LOL
[23:32] <Ozzel> Perhaps the TBT was his father.
[23:32] <Ozzel> With an Ewok mother.
[23:32] <Ataru> You'd give us a lengthy dissertation on possible factors and circumstances that could have lead to the woklings uglification
[23:32] <Ataru> So there.

[12:44] <The4dotelipsis> The first one is, like, Tales-canon.
[12:44] <The4dotelipsis> The second one is, like, Stover-canon.
[12:44] <The4dotelipsis> The last one is, like, Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise-canon.

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<LordHydronium> Saxton says "ignore that nothing happened". Others say "OMG SCIENCE NO WORKY". Both of those are wrong.
<The4dotelipsis> The Sun King vaporized the pieces as they plummeted.
<The4dotelipsis> Star Wars is all about making no sense.
<The4dotelipsis> It's just supposed to be fun.
<LtNOWIS> Seriously, what exactly is the problem with Ewok magic controlling the seasons?
<The4dotelipsis> OMG, LUCAS DIDN'T TAILOR THIS FRANCHISE FOR AUTISTIC PEOPLE!!
<The4dotelipsis> C'mon.

[18:31] <LO|Food> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Asha
[18:31] <LO|Food> This is a girl?
[18:32] <@Ozzel|Away> Yep. She's rather butch.
[18:33] <Graestan> Hey, leave Ozzel'
[18:33] <Graestan> s crush alone :P
[18:33] <@Ozzel|Away> Ew.
[18:33] <Graestan> Hence the :P
[18:33] <Graestan> I know it's Kneesa for you.
[18:33] <Graestan> ;)
[18:34] <@Ozzel|Away> Nah.
[18:34] <@Ozzel|Away> Latara.
[18:34] <Graestan> Ah....
[18:34] <Graestan> Hottie, indeed. I mean, for an Ewok.
[18:34] <Graestan> QDB this and die, people.

[15:18] <LucidFox> Ozzel> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/1273
[15:19] <Ozzel> Can't argue with that. :-p
[15:20] <Ozzel> Depa's journey into the darkness of Haruun Kal is not unlike the Ewoks' journey deep into the forest to find the rainbow berries.
[15:25] <The4dotelipsis> Wheras Shatterpoint was clearly modeled on Heart of Darkness, Baby Ewoks is clearly a work of its own in a literary sense.

<LtNOWIS> The Ewoks were inspired by the Viet Cong.
<Graestan> Ewoks = VC? LOL!
<Joker1138> lol
<Graestan> Wicket no VC. Wicket local pig farmer!