[12:02:57] Ataru: I just got an e-mail from someone I blocked that's BJAODN-worthy
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[12:06:32] Ataru: " i dont know why you blocked me,but i went to george lucus fan mail asking him who the unknown female jedi was and he emailed me saying her namme was layla secura and that she was the daughter of aayla securaand that she looked and dressed like aayla secura, he also said that she gets eaten,he also said that aayla securas bodie was swallowed whole by a sarlacc."
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[12:08:18] Ataru: My reply was succinct and probably filled with words that user cannot possibly comprehend the denotation of.

<LucidFox> - Also in Doctor Who, the Harry Potter books exist and have been made into movies. The person playing Barty Crouch Jr. has not been revealed though.
<LucidFox> - The Doctor does have a Hogwarts uniform in his cupboard. Perhaps it's him, acting under the assumed name "David Tennant".
<LucidFox> To the fanfic-mobile!
<TrakNar> XD
<TrakNar> Nananananananananana FAN-ON!

<LordHydronium> 9_9 http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Shien&oldid=2271459
<LordHydronium> Yeah, I'm guessing that's 90% shit.
<LordHydronium> With the 10% being the things that are easily verifiable, like "Galen Marek holds his saber backwards".
<LordHydronium> I love how authors had to come up with names for every possible thing done in dueling.
<LordHydronium> There's a fancy name for throwing things with the Force, cutting off limbs, taunting, turning your saber on and off (Thanks, Wook-fanon-adopted as canon!), and using two sabers.
<The4dotelipsis> It's bloody awful.
<The4dotelipsis> It's a stab. It's a fucking stab.

<Madclaw> Tope http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Acaada
<ChackJadson> That's garbage
<Ralltiir> Didn't I just delete that?
<The4dotelipsis> Kill it all kinds of dead!
<LtNOIWS> |birth= |death=49,000 BBY
<LtNOIWS> Yeah, I'd agree with the "garbage" assessment

<LordHydronium> So the fanon wiki has decided to delete joke articles.
<LordHydronium> [insert comment about deleting the whole wiki]

<The4dotelipsis> And so we come to the crux of why a Fanon Wiki is one of the stupidest ideas since the British thought that the German machine gunners would miss a whole bunch of them running towards the enemy trench.

[15:02:06] Farlstendoiro: Anybody knows the source saying that weequays fought in the Third Battle of Vontor?
[15:03:07] Enochf: Uh...
[15:07:25] Farlstendoiro: !wiki Uh...
[15:07:25] Nuku-Nuku: Farlstendoiro: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Uh...
[15:07:44] Farlstendoiro: Can't find the source or wookieepedia doesn't have an article on it
[15:08:37] Enochf: Look under Star Wars: Uh...
[15:09:18] Farlstendoiro: !wiki Star Wars: Uh...
[15:09:18] Nuku-Nuku: Farlstendoiro: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Star_Wars:_Uh...
[15:09:40] Farlstendoiro: Must be fanon
[15:10:08] Ozzel: Star Wars: Uh... was great.
[15:10:17] Ozzel: But I much prefer the sequel, Star Wars: Hmm...
[15:11:45] TrakNar: Star Wars: Eh... was alright.
[15:15:20] TrakNar: Though, when the Star Wars: Eh... Special Edition came around, too many things were changed which made it kinda suck.
[15:17:23] Enochf: Yeah, more like Star Wars: Ugh...

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[14:28] <@GreenTentacle> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Darth_Malak&curid=572&diff=2046240&oldid=2046172
[14:28] <@GreenTentacle> So much bad fanon.
[14:29] <@Enochf> Bad fanon, but I do like the name Aren Solaris.
[14:30] <@Darth_Culator> Wow. That's impossibly stupid. How is it that person can even remember how to breathe, let alone type?
[14:30] <@Gonk|Away> an', an' then? Malak exploded? an' then it was Christmas? an' then Aren Solaris got all the presents in the world.
[14:32] <+Madclaw> Culator, he has an MP3 that says: breathe in........breathe out

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<Darth_tom> What are the Eight Tenets of the Jedi order?
<Tommy9281> There are no Jedi here.
<Darth_tom> Funny. Please answer my question.
<The4dotelipsis> 1. No hawkers.
<The4dotelipsis> 2. No canvassers.
<The4dotelipsis> 3. It's not necessary or wise to remove your clothing.
<The4dotelipsis> 4. Ah, might as well jump (jump!)
<The4dotelipsis> 5. Sith is an anagram.
<The4dotelipsis> 6. Leave the toilet seat /down./ Thank you very much, Master Jinn.
<The4dotelipsis> 7. Knock and then enter.
<The4dotelipsis> 8. Remove the foil seal, then pour contents of sachet into bowl. Add boiling water, and stir for thirty seconds.
<Tommy9281> 9. Always give grandma "some sugar".
<The4dotelipsis> There you go.
<The4dotelipsis> Eight Tenets of the Jedi Order.
<Tommy9281> heh
<The4dotelipsis> All taken from canon.
<Tommy9281> nine for good luck

[00:45] <Trip-Atesee> Maybe i should ask Leland
[00:45] <Trip-Atesee> Although that's always a risky, risky endeavor
[00:46] <+Yrf> yes
[00:46] <Karohalva> Yeah, it's not like Leland knows anything about Star Wars. He'd probably spin some fanon yarn as an answer.
[00:47] <+Yrf> I was considering asking him about Galidraan
[00:47] <+Yrf> but we'd probably get a sixth date
[00:47] <Karohalva> Leland Chee: "Galidraan as a whole is divided into three parts..."

In my personal canon (we'll call it T-canon) everything after 24500 BBY or so is actually an elaborate dream Awdrysta Pina had the night before he died.

In reality, the galaxy was conquered by the Hiromi shortly after the Jedi permanently wiped themselves out in the First Great Schism, and Star Wars centers around the millennial conflict between the Glorious Pan-Galactic Union of the Hiromi and the insidious Anti-Hiromi Alliance between the Lashbees, Ewoks, and Bilar.

It's really quite epic. --Trip

<LtNOWIS|CGI> Oh man.
<LtNOWIS|CGI> So, I tracked the IP for the author of "Rebal clones"
<LtNOWIS|CGI> And, for once, it's actually a hilarious result.
<Azzt|Maths> eh?
<Darth_Culator> O RLY?
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Provincetown, Massachusetts
<LtNOWIS|CGI> Famous as a gay community.
<Azzt|Maths> :O
<LO|Hereish> No!
<LO|Hereish> Not that smiley.
<Azzt|Maths> :?
<LO|Hereish> You didn't know that's the blowjob emoticon?
<LtNOWIS|CGI> lol

<Culator|Work> I am convinced that much Star Wars fanon is actually produced by Paramount employees trying to make SW fandom as crappy as Star Trek.

<Jaymach|Work> damnit, I've got writer's block now
<Jaymach|Work> someone finish the fanon article for me :P
<Gonk> "His ultimate fate remains a mystery."
<Gonk> There.
<Jaymach|Work> her :P
<Gonk> No, no!
<Gonk> That's the surprise ending.

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<LordHydronium> Surely you know the Internet has much worse to offer.
<LucidFox> I know. Rule 34.
<LordHydronium> Off the top of my head: Dalek/Rose gangbangs.
<LO|Hereish> Daleks have no interest in such things.
<LordHydronium> Doctor becoming a Cyberman, then getting it on with Rose.
<LucidFox> .................\
<LO|Hereish> And you've...seen this?
<LordHydronium> Doctor getting it on with another incarnation of himself.
<LordHydronium> No, I'm just pulling these out of my head.
<LO|Hereish> Oh God.
<LordHydronium> But I'm sure they exist.
<LO|Hereish> I hate the gay slash stuff.
<LordHydronium> Doctor incarnation orgy.
<LucidFox> I've actually seen Portal porn...
<LordHydronium> Hell, it's time travel. That's a whole new dimension of fucked-up-ness.
<LordHydronium> Rose/Rose would be *vanilla* by these standards.
* LO|Hereish admits that he has too. :S
<LordHydronium> Harry Potter has some really fucked up fanfic.
<LordHydronium> Harry/Hedwig, where Hedwig is turned into a human.
<LordHydronium> Harry/Hedwig, where Hedwig *isn't* turned into a human. o_O
<LO|Hereish> Wouldn't meeting yourself from another time fuck up something in the continuum?
<LordHydronium> We're talking about shitty fanfic here. :P
<LordHydronium> Logic is not a limit.
<LO|Hereish> Does Hedwig die in this?
<LordHydronium> I have never personally seen it.
<LordHydronium> I never want to see it.
<LO|Hereish> I don't think a bird could survive...that.
<LordHydronium> SHUT UP
<LordHydronium> We're not to think of this.
<LO|Hereish> I saw a portion of a Obi/Xanatos one.
* LO|Hereish vomits
<LucidFox> This is nearing the level of a "Can Ranma get pregnant in girl form?" questions

Administers, please let us use fanon in Wookieepedia. If you say no, tell me the reason. —Unsigned comment by Alphahero (talk • contribs).

[19:45] <Graestan> I call it "doo doo fingerpainting," but we are supposed to call it "fan art" on here.
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[19:47] <@Havac> I suggest we contract it merely to "fart".

<LucidFox> Darth Trinium? Is that from Stargate?
<LucidFox> Did he happen to have an apprentice named Darth Neutronium?