<+The4dotelipsis> I try to mention only recurring traits.
<+The4dotelipsis> Not always possible, though.
<@LordHydronium> Ironically, something that makes Traviss works handy. :P
<@LordHydronium> She loves telling us characterization.
<@LordHydronium> Boba was sad. Then he was mad. Then he was glad. Then he missed his dad.

[01:37] <@LordHydronium> You know, at least things will be happening in Revelation.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> The worst thing about Sacrifice is how little takes place.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> Fett goes to Kuat, roughs some people up, finds some Mandalorian iron, and they build a starship.
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> WOO HIGH OCTANE EXCITEMENT THERE
[01:38] <@LordHydronium> Oh, and I think he has dinner with some gay guys once.
[01:39] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Were there any dugs?
[01:39] <@LordHydronium> Dugs or drugs?
[01:39] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Dugs.
[01:39] <@LordHydronium> And the answer to both is "No."
[01:40] <+Sinister|LeonTP> Then yes, I can see how it'd be boring.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> No Dougs either.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> Or dogs.
[01:40] <@LordHydronium> There is, however, a dig.
[01:40] <+Sinister|LeonTP> I don't think I've ever actually met a Doug in my life.
[01:41] <@Ozzel> I knew a Doug.
[01:42] <@LordHydronium> Seriously, can you imagine Traviss looking at Star Wars and seeing lasers! Spaceships! Fighting! Action! and deciding, "What my book really needs is Boba Fett in a dinner scene on a farm"?
[01:42] <@Ozzel> Yes.
[01:43] <+DoctorBadWolf> can you imagine Traviss looking at anything and deciding anything that is logical?

[11:35:24] LucidFox: Gah. Two people came to my site searching for "Bastila Nc-17 Fanfics" and "bisexual fettish".
[11:36:34] LordHydronium: I always thought Jango swung both ways.

<The4dotelipsis> Old Boba will either die or become Chief of State.
<The4dotelipsis> The only two clear options.
<Havac> He'll probably die saving an ex-GAG trooper from a Jedi. Because he's a person, dammit.

[21:24] <Graestan> I'd love a real "Elderly Boba Fett" novel with such inspiring themes as bowel movements and Mandarin oranges.
[21:24] <Ataru> o.O
[21:24] <JorrelFraajic> So, new "Untitled Boba Fett Novel"
[21:24] <LucidFox> :/
[21:24] <NaruHina> lol
[21:25] <Glaug-Eldare> mandaloranges?
[21:25] <JorrelFraajic> :D
[21:25] <DC> Han finally kills Fett in a rocking chair
[21:25] <Ataru> Drink your Mandoade!
[21:25] <Graestan> Mandalore oranges in light syrup

<LordHydronium> "Every day of his life, Fett had thought of his father and missed him so much that he would have traded absolutely anything-sometimes even his life-for a few more minutes with him, for a chance to touch him and tell him he loved him. Right now it was unbearable."
<LordHydronium> Look at that and tell me there's not something seriously wrong with Bloodlines' characterization. :|
<LtNOWIS> That's a transcription?
<LordHydronium> Yes.
<LtNOWIS> It reads like a mockery of itself.

* Darth_Culator wants Fett to have a really undignified death.
<Darth_Culator> Fett should bump his head on a low door jamb during an emergency on the Slave I caused by his own poor maintenance and die by crashing into a garbage planet.
<TrakNar> Fett should be walking away from his ship, without his helmet, not watching where he's going. He trips and smashes his skull against the curb and dies on the spot.
<TrakNar> He's old, those bones would be feeble.
<Ozzel> He should just fall into another sarlacc.
<TrakNar> Or instead of tripping, his hip goes out, he falls and smashes his skull against the curb.
<Darth_Culator> No, his death needs to be permanent.
<TrakNar> His hip should go out, causing him to fall into the sarlacc.
<Darth_Culator> He'd just escape the Sarlaac the next time some idiot gives Karen a book contract.
<TrakNar> Ooh, good point. Howabout he smashes his skull on a rock on his way down the sarlacc's gullet?

<Uli> I bet Traviss has a fett plushie
<LtNOWIS> I think she admitted as much.
<LtNOWIS> I know she has a bunch of figures
<Uli> You know, I bet she really hates the mandos and the clones
<Uli> but that, at night, they come to life and threaten her

[22:37] * Lord_Oblivion shoot Goodwood
[22:37] <Lord_Oblivion> *shoots
[22:37] * Jedi_Goodwood ducks.
[22:37] <Jedi_Goodwood> !fett
[22:37] <Nuku-Nuku> No role-playing. By and large, regulars in #wookieepedia find roleplaying in IRC to be annoying and dumb. You are not a Jedi, or an Imperial commander, or a Sith, or a Mandalorian. If you act like you are, you will be kicked.
[22:37] <Ulicus> whose roleplaying?
[22:37] * Ulicus saw no dice.
[22:38] <KaiburrFraajic> !dice 1d6
[22:38] <Jedi_Goodwood> !dice 6d20
[22:38] <Nuku-Nuku> Jedi_Goodwood: 13, 16, 11, 2, 16, and 8
[22:38] <Nuku-Nuku> KaiburrFraajic: 1
[22:38] <KaiburrFraajic> :DD
[22:38] <LtNOWIS|hereish> FAIL

<Ozzel> Do Fett and Daala get it on or something?
<LordHydronium> Possibly. Depending on how you want to read an ellipsis.
<LordHydronium> For my sanity, I'm sticking with "no".
<Ozzel> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Wookieepedia:Quote_of_the_Day/In-Universe&oldid=1914943#Admiral_Daala_.26_Boba_Fett_.28.2B2.29
<Ozzel> Read that one way, and they most certainly are.
<LordHydronium> Yes. This is why I'm voting against it, once the edit goes through. :P
<LordHydronium> As ambivalent as I may be about some aspects of Revelation, I am secure in my hatred of anything Daala-related.
<Ozzel> Fett probably keeps his mask on even when he's with the ladies.
<Ozzel> Er, helmet.
<LordHydronium> "Target sighted, one meter."
<LordHydronium> "Half a meter."
<LordHydronium> "Open fire."
<LordHydronium> I hate myself.
<Ozzel> Yikes. They're old people. Ew.
<Havac> Don't worry, Hydro, I hate you too.
<Havac> You're not alone.
<LordHydronium> ^_^

<LordHydronium> Oh, and apparently if an OOU LFL source calls Fett a villain that means he's canonically and unambiguously bad.
<LordHydronium> "Villain" is a narrative device.
<Jello> no, you're a narrative device!
<LordHydronium> It's like saying "the Battle of Yavin is canonically the climax of the story".
<LordHydronium> ...meaningless.

<LordHydronium> Y'know, I'm not sure if having lots of pictures of Fett in different eras is really going to add *that* much more information. :P
<LordHydronium> "Here's Fett at the beginning of the Vong War. Here's Fett at the end of the Vong War, looking identical. Here's an indistinguishable picture of Fett ten years later."
<LordHydronium> "Here's Fett months after that...nah, just kidding, that's really an ESB picture."

<LordHydronium> DKM's got game.
<LordHydronium> Trip called him the Stover before Stover.
...
<LordHydronium> Fett floated in a long dreamtime moment, tied to the gambler's last moments of real awareness down in the slime on the floor of the pit, blind, deaf, limbs dissolved, rib cage cracked apart with the tentacles massaging his organs, dreaming of a woman who loved him—Boba Fett had been born to anger, and rage was his life. He struggled up out of the vision, fought it wildly, carried himself...
<LordHydronium> ...up out of the nightmare on the back of a wave of fury and abruptly was back, there in his body with the pain of the burning acid all around him, suffused with a clear, lucid, thinking hatred, an emotion so dark and deep and pure the Dark Lord himself might never have felt its equal.
<LordHydronium> He could hear his own heartbeat thudding in his ears and he said, "I'm going to kill you very slowly," and he had never meant anything more in his life.
<Ozzel> This is what it feels like to be Boba Fett.

<Jaymach> did you ever decide where to place Masters of Teras Kasi btw?
<Jaymach> seeing as that has a non-canon....err...winning video
<LordHydronium> I don't think I've even considered that yet.
<LordHydronium> So wait, [Boba Fett] takes a bounty on Vader in MoTK? What?
<Jaymach> yeeeah
<Jaymach> I don't really understand his winning movie at all
<Jaymach> he enters the competition in order to capture Solo and claim the bounty on him
<Jaymach> but his winning movie shows him taking down "the ultimate bounty" which is Vader frozen in carbonite
<LordHydronium> o_O
<Jaymach> my reaction also :P
<Muuurgh> ...
<Jaymach> I'll record the winning videos for it sometime
<Jaymach> they're...stupid
<LtNOWIS> Do all characters have storylines in that game?
<Jaymach> all of their storylines involve them beating Vader :P
<Jaymach> 'cept Vader's obviously
<Jaymach> in his winning video, he blows up the planet
<LordHydronium> o_O _ o_O
<LordHydronium> o_O_o
<LordHydronium> o____________________________________________________________________O
<Jaymach> Arden Lyn's one shows her all smug after having defeated her ultimate foe and proven herself worthy
<LordHydronium> o_O o O_O
<LordHydronium> That's no good. :P
<Jaymach> Hoar's shows him having defeated Vader, finally being seen as worthy by Lyn (who instructed him in Teras Kasi)
<LordHydronium> Hehehe...Hoar.
<Jaymach> Leia's shows her killing Vader then blasting off in a spaceship
<Jaymach> Luke's shows him killing Vader then looking all sad
<LordHydronium> Whaaaaat.
<Jaymach> it's a fun game! :P
<LordHydronium> I'm sure it is. But canon-wise... :P
<Jaymach> Thok's just shows him taking a drink
<Jaymach> he's simple
<LordHydronium> Good man.
<LordHydronium> Er, Gamorrean.
<LordHydronium> What is this connection between winning a tournament and killing Vader?
<Jaymach> Vader's a bad guy :P
<LordHydronium> BTW, I'm gonna need the Fett one for --amusement's sake-- the article.
<LordHydronium> :P
<Jaymach> I know
<Jaymach> which means I need to play the damn thing again and win :P
<Jaymach> Vader's the final boss for everyone though
<Jaymach> the last person they all face
<Jaymach> himself included
<LordHydronium> Ah.
<LordHydronium> Wait, what?
<LordHydronium> Explain to me how Vader fights himself.
<Jaymach> well one of them has slightly grey-er armour
<Jaymach> so you can tell who is who
<LordHydronium> Uh-huh.

<LordHydronium> He lit the Mando-signal.
<LordHydronium> A giant apostrophe in the sky.

<LordHydronium> That shit is whack.

<jSarek> I imagine Sintas is one of the few people to get to see him unarmored.
<LordHydronium> Let's hope so.
<jSarek> Frankly, that's the LAST place I'd want a hole in my armor, so I'm going to guess there's not one there.

<The4dotelipsis> Have fun sorting out the Sarlacc mania.
<The4dotelipsis> In, out, in, out in a variety of ways at once. :|
<LordHydronium> Sounds hot.

[12:29] <JorrelFraajic> Hmm. What would happen if Timothy Zahn were to write a book and kill Boba Fett in it?
[12:29] <Graestan> He would become a Pariah.
[12:29] <Graestan> I think Karen Traviss will do that to the old merc anyhow.
[12:29] <Graestan> She pretty much has the rights to him.
[12:30] <JorrelFraajic> Hehehe. She "owns" Boba.
[12:30] <Graestan> Of course, she'd make his last living thought: "I love my Daddy."
[12:30] <Graestan> 9_9
[12:30] <JorrelFraajic> No, he'd say it in Mando'a.
[12:31] <Graestan> I' l'ove m'y Da'dy?
[12:31] <JorrelFraajic> I' Lo've m'y Da'dd'y.
[12:31] <Graestan> LOL
[12:31] <JorrelFraajic> You got the joke!

[14:59] <Gonk> I think Jango's being vandalized
[15:00] <Jaymach> I think he likes it