<Enochf> Only at +8? http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Wookieepedia:Quote_of_the_Day/In-Universe&oldid=2277450#Han_Solo_and_Leia_.28.2B8.29
<Enochf> I swear, if that exact quote had been from an Aaron Allston novel, it'd be at +12 by now

[11:20:59] Havac: "Quiet! Both of you!" Mara shouted. "It is possible, and he has done it." She gestured with her arm to indicate Han and Leia. "He has done it to this man, and this woman, and their children. Respect their shock and sorrow. Be gone! Give them time for shock, for grief, and take your foolish debates elsewhere!"
[11:21:07] Havac: I see Mara's been taking oratory lessons from Tolkien.
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[11:29:30] LucidFox: Luke to Mara: "You calmed them with purple prose?"
[11:29:48] Havac: That's not even purple prose. That's like ultraviolet prose.

<Havac> Gah.
<Havac> I hate it when Bantam pulled all this first-ever bullshit in a thousand-generations-old galaxy.
<Havac> Really? The first archaeological dig on Corellia? Ever?
<Havac> Dumbasses.
<CdtNOWIS> Well, it's not like they had ever written a book emphasizing how very old the galaxy was, like where Han finds relics of a 25,000 year old civilization or something.
<CdtNOWIS> That never happened
<Havac> Heh. Han opposes the army of brownshirts who are digging up ancient artifacts looking for secret power.
<Havac> I love it.

<Havac> Gah. We're 1/4 through Ambush at Corellia, and they haven't even gotten to Corellia yet.
<Havac> This trilogy really needed to be cut down.
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<Havac> "You kids have never been swimming in a real, honest ocean, have you? "
<Havac> Dammit, Han, they just did that three books ago.
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<Havac> OK, I'm now halfway through the book, and they're still not on Corellia.
<Jello> but when Corellia shows up, it'll feel like an ambush
<Havac> It will.

[12:37:50] TrakNar: One thing that makes me so hell-bent on getting my Han voice right: The fact that in our credits, Han will be listed as being played by a girl. XDD
[12:38:50] LucidFox: Your credits?
[12:39:00] LordHydronium: Your credits are no good here.

AdmiralWesJanson posted:

Off hand, he lost one at Bespin, had AA-589 for a long time, Was given a B-Wing and destroyed it cause he didn't like it, Had a T-65D loaner whuich he blew up, and I think lost -589 on Nirauan. Then he had an XJ, a few XJ-3s, and pretty much all the variants past that.

Looks like Luke goes through ships like Han goes through kids.

<TrakNar> I tried to get my kitten, Han, to watch ANH. He didn't sit still. When I asked him, "Going somewhere, Solo?" he mewed and clawed me. >.<
<Glaug-Eldare> haha
<TrakNar> Han has a tendancy to claw first.

<TheXWADot> JAT in a nutshell: Han goes to Kessel for some reason, diplomacy or something, crashes and gets thrown into the spice mines. There he meets Kyp. Meanwhile, Luke is searching for Jedi. And he finds them. Then Han and Kyp escape and find the Sun Crusher in the Maw and bring it back to the Republic. Then Daala gets mad and tries to SMASH REPUBLIC. Then Kyp joins Luke's Academy and stuff goes nasty, and Kyp goes evil and makes Luke go into his sad-stasis. Then Kyp blows up some shit, and comes back and says "I've been a baaaaad boy" and is now a hero or something. Meanwhile, the Solo kiddies get lost in the Coruscant underworld, but are saved, Ambassador Furgan tries to assassinate Mon Mothma, and fails due to Clighal being really good or something, and he also tries to kill the Solo kids, but catches Ackbar raping Winter or something and just backs out of the room slowly, mouth agape. That's it.

<Eyrezer> http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/ad_WOTCminiature_2008.jpg heh!
<LtNOWIS> Excellent.
<CarlitosMoff> I sencond that Excellent
<CarlitosMoff> I like how Han always gets the girl in the end.

<Uli> Though really, it should be Han who shoots him in the back
<Uli> Caedus: "Impossible... I... I am the Dark Lord of the Sith!"
<Uli> Han: "So was Palpatine"
<dgxxx> "It was so...crazily done..."
<LtNOWIS> hahaha
<LordHydronium> The crowd parts. Suddenly, Caedus steps out in front of him.
<LordHydronium> Caedus ignites his saber, and begins twirling it about, laughing evilly.
<LordHydronium> Han pulls out his blaster and shoots him. :P
<Uli> hahaha

<Darthtyler> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Virtues_of_King_Han_Solo <--lol
<Jedi_Goodwood> Oh yeah, that's funny. The whole book is filled with these kinky lines, that not among them, but still...
<Jedi_Goodwood> Luke heals Teneniel Djo by, basically, massaging her tits.
<Darthtyler> lol
<Darthtyler> I've got to read that book
<Jaymach> from my experience, a woman -does- always feel better when you massage her tits
<Jaymach> only when you do it properly though
<Darthtyler> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Cilghal_egtf.jpg <--like that (but as a woman)?
<Jedi_Goodwood> Why in the world do fish have tits?
<Jaymach> so that their man doesn't leave them for someone who does
<Jaymach> I was going to go with "so they can tittyfuck their man" but I prefer the answer I gave

[22:29] <Ataru> Katarn gets SPOILERed by Jacen Solo in Fury
[22:29] <Ataru> :-P
[22:29] <JorrelFraajic> Ataru: Bah!
[22:29] <The4dotelipsis> So I hear.
[22:29] <JorrelFraajic> He SPOILERS!
[22:29] <Havac> Katarn remains awesome.
[22:29] <The4dotelipsis> And his apprentice SPOILERS on one page.
[22:29] <Ataru> And then Horn's brat SPOILERS Jacen.
[22:30] <Havac> And then he SPOILERS Jacen's mother.
[22:30] <The4dotelipsis> Doesn't Centerpoint SPOILER?
[22:30] <Havac> Because that's how Kyle rolls.
[22:30] <Ataru> Leia?
[22:30] <Havac> "Stab me? I'll SPOILER your mother!"
[22:30] <Ataru> Kyle SPOILER'd Leia, Han, Luke, Ben, Allana, and Saba all at once.
[22:30] <Ataru> :-P
[22:30] <JorrelFraajic> This entire chain of SPOILER events just makes Jacen even more of a loser.
[22:30] <Ataru> I think Artoo was along for that too.
[22:30] <The4dotelipsis> I hear that Jaina's going to SPOILER with SPOILER in Revelation.
[22:30] <Ataru> Kyle's pretty active for an old man.
[22:30] <Havac> He does a lot of SPOILERING.
[22:31] <Havac> Keeps you in shape.
[22:31] <JorrelFraajic> Kyle will never, ever stop SPOILERING.
[22:31] <Ataru> The4dotelipsis: Well, after Jag gave her the idea to SPOILER with SPOILER, she decided it was good.
[22:31] <Ataru> And that was after Jag SPOILERRRRRRRED ALEMA
[22:31] <Ataru> *Alema.
[22:31] <Havac> Trust me, Alema's been SPOILERED many times.
[22:32] <Havac> Pretty much everyone she comes across SPOILERS her.
[22:32] <Ataru> Doesn't Jag SPOILER Jaina also the third time?

Re: Big Three Deaths- How They'll Go

Luke - Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the rope.
Han - Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with the lead pipe.
Leia - Mrs. Peacock, in the ballroom, with the wrench.

How can you leave out the Billiards Hall? Good choice of characters and weapons, but the Billiards Hall is the best room to be killed in. Everyone knows that.

That's where Mrs. White pummels Lando with the candlestick. You think anyone besides Lando would die in the room where gambling is going on? --jSarek and CountSephula

George got 'better' at translating the story that the Whills gave him, written in Basic.

In 1977, he thought the Whills told him Han shot first.

In '97(?), he realized his translation error, and fixed it to the more accurate version that claims Greedo shot first.

Then, as the DVDs were getting ready, he finally grasped the 'correct' translation, which describes Han and Greedo shooting at exactly the same moment.

- SephyCloneNo15

Han: "Okay, I'm lost: 'On dee flibbergug, sticken dee doogaw on dee wam-ba-wam floogwise'? 'Den maken dee flurgy burgy'?!"
Leia: "Why don't they just throw in a 'bork bork bork'?"

<CatroonDibalo> hi
*** HighGenGrue is now known as HanSolo
<slif3rjam> hansolo!
*** CatroonDibalo is now known as Greedo
* Greedo shot first
<HanSolo> I shoot first
*** Greedo is now known as CatroonDibalo

* Lord_Oblivion imagines Ford in King Kong
<supergeeky1> He would be saying, "Get down off the Empire State Building, Chewie!"

> In fact, they should maybe start bringing Anakin back every book just to have him get hit by a truck or crushed by a falling piano every time he steps out of his cloning vat or whatever ridiculous resurrection method has been used each time. Authors compete to see who can come up with the most gruesome and instantaneous death.

"Captain Solo is indestructable. You are not. Remember this. Do not try to imitate him..."

- Havac and Quiet_Mandalorian

Unfortunately, it appears we'll be stuck with the boring Big Three well into their Depends years.. Its unfortunate really, either Del Rey refuses to create original compelling characters.. or are scared too.. or are not creative enough (doubtful) to. So were stuck with their latest adventure.. in the Nursing Home, collecting Social Security, fighting the evil bedsores, gout, and the shingles..

- Rohniss