[13:47:53] LO|Away: One reason I object to nudism is that I like the violent undressing part. XD
[13:48:07] LO|Away: Nudists are already naked.
[13:48:09] LO|Away: Boring

<LucidFox> - Also in Doctor Who, the Harry Potter books exist and have been made into movies. The person playing Barty Crouch Jr. has not been revealed though.
<LucidFox> - The Doctor does have a Hogwarts uniform in his cupboard. Perhaps it's him, acting under the assumed name "David Tennant".
<LucidFox> To the fanfic-mobile!
<TrakNar> XD
<TrakNar> Nananananananananana FAN-ON!

SinisterSamurai: It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

Glaug-Eldare: "Islam is a religion of peace! If you say it's not, I'll blow up your fucking car!"

[12:29:40] LO|Away: ""This is my covenant, ...every male among you shall be circumcised." (Note: God seems to have an obsession with this--the words circumcise, circumcised, circumcising, circumcision, uncircumcised, uncircumcision, foreskin, and foreskins appear 157 times in the KJV. Although the KJV correctly translates the oldest Hebrew and Greek manuscripts, versions since the KJV attempt to soften this...
[12:29:41] LO|Away: ...apparent obsession by creatively translating these words in a different fashion wherever possible.)"
[12:29:43] LO|Away: LOL

[09:06] |<-- Gonk|Busy has left irc.freenode.net ("WHO DARES TO GONK FOREVAAAAAAHHH")
[09:07] <Graestan> OHHHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:07] <Graestan> WHEN GONK MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

<LordHydronium> 9_9 http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Shien&oldid=2271459
<LordHydronium> Yeah, I'm guessing that's 90% shit.
<LordHydronium> With the 10% being the things that are easily verifiable, like "Galen Marek holds his saber backwards".
<LordHydronium> I love how authors had to come up with names for every possible thing done in dueling.
<LordHydronium> There's a fancy name for throwing things with the Force, cutting off limbs, taunting, turning your saber on and off (Thanks, Wook-fanon-adopted as canon!), and using two sabers.
<The4dotelipsis> It's bloody awful.
<The4dotelipsis> It's a stab. It's a fucking stab.

<Azzt|Gone> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Yoda%27s_species&diff=2271421&oldid=2266680 :| :| :| :| :|
<Darth_Culator> Permaban.

<Culator|Away> GAAAAAAAAAHHHH
* Culator|Away is now known as Darth_Culator
<Darth_Culator> http://websearch.about.com/od/bestsitesimagegalleries/ig/September-2008-Best-Sites/Wookiepedia.htm
<Darth_Culator> The correct spelling of "Wookiee" is visible HOW MANY TIMES in their screenshot?
<Darth_Culator> YET THEY STILL FUCKED IT UP

[02:45.01] <Glaug-Eldare> no, no, no. twi'leks are all dead, you can't have sex with one. star wars is past tense.
[02:45.11] <LordHydronium> You're past tense.
[02:45.16] <LordHydronium> Or should I say...you /were/.
[02:45.18] <Glaug-Eldare> your face is past tense
[02:45.20] <Glaug-Eldare> ahhhh
[02:45.24] <Glaug-Eldare> lh wins
[02:45.26] <Glaug-Eldare> won
[02:45.27] <Glaug-Eldare> lh won
[02:45.28] <Riffsyphon1024> Stay to the Past Tense
[02:45.33] * LordHydronium puts on sunglasses
[02:45.38] <LordHydronium> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[02:45.46] <Glaug-Eldare> how can i be as cool as you m'lord
[02:45.56] <The4dotelipsis> Push girls off your bed.
[02:46.10] <IFYLOFD> Rampant sex.
[02:46.11] <Glaug-Eldare> but there are no girls on my bed
[02:46.14] <Glaug-Eldare> ever
[02:46.18] <JorrelFraajic> THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
[02:46.20] <LordHydronium> That's the first step to remedy, then.
[02:46.20] <JorrelFraajic> ZING
[02:46.24] <JorrelFraajic> ZINGER ZINGER ZINGER
[02:46.38] <Riffsyphon1024> Because if you are and you likely would be unless you're in Novosibirsk, then you're awesome
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i have been zinged
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i was zung
[02:46.39] <IFYLOFD> Then get some girls, put them on your bed, and then push them off.
[02:46.47] <LordHydronium> Get a girl on your bed. Then kick her off. Then meditate on the zen aspect of it.
[02:46.48] <Glaug-Eldare> oh ok
[02:47.02] <Glaug-Eldare> what if she tries to hurt me
[02:47.07] <Riffsyphon1024> Kick her off like Odie
[02:47.14] <Glaug-Eldare> oh
[02:47.17] <JorrelFraajic> Accept it as part of the "zen"
[02:47.21] * Glaug-Eldare takes notes
[02:47.43] <JorrelFraajic> Thanky muchy :)
[02:47.44] <Riffsyphon1024> then you have the most passionate sex anyone in the history of mankind has ever not witnessed
[02:47.49] <IFYLOFD> Remember to call them "bitch".
[02:48.05] <Glaug-Eldare> but i'm white

[02:02.58] <Eyrezer> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Fs9EvYJ1FM/STC_4eUfjfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/bcGyW8TubN4/s1600-h/Dsc04403.jpg
[02:03.03] <Eyrezer> That is for 4Dot
[02:03.21] <The4dotelipsis> Oh, joy.
[02:03.25] <Eyrezer> :p
[02:03.30] <JorrelFraajic> XD
[02:03.47] <JorrelFraajic> Sex change operation: Several thousand dollars.
[02:04.06] <JorrelFraajic> Plaque commemorating sex change operation: Several hundred dollars.
[02:04.14] <JorrelFraajic> 4dot's response: Priceless.
[02:04.36] <Eyrezer> I won't post my third line
[02:04.41] <JorrelFraajic> POST IT
[02:04.42] <JorrelFraajic> NOW
[02:04.46] <Glaug-Eldare> POST
[02:05.07] <TrakNar> DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
[02:05.46] <Eyrezer> Feeling yourself up for the first time: Priceless
[02:05.52] <Eyrezer> :O
[02:05.52] <TrakNar> XDD
[02:05.56] <The4dotelipsis> !
[02:06.26] <Havac> Interrobang!
[02:06.29] <The4dotelipsis> Maybe it was a woman who became a man. A cross-dressing man.

<JorrelFraajic> Yeah, I kinda just ignored shortening stuff.
<JorrelFraajic> So I'll show you after I get it off.
<TrakNar> ...
<TrakNar> I totally read that wrong.
<JorrelFraajic> I knew someone would.
<Fordot> ...I'm reading it right, and it still disturbs me.

<JaraelFraajic> Sigh.
<JaraelFraajic> This article is actually kind of depressing.
<JaraelFraajic> Because, when complete, it'll turn out way better than almost *all* of our OOU articles.
<JaraelFraajic> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Trickery_of_Vosdia_Nooma&oldid=2270215#Description - I mean, what the heck?
<JaraelFraajic> And I'm not even to the "Reception" part.

[17:48.34] <JorrelFraajic> And they still have the fatsabers. :(
[17:49.08] <JorrelFraajic> http://www.massively.com/photos/star-wars-the-old-republic-1/1111062/ - I mean, come on. :|
[17:49.41] <JorrelFraajic> Yeah, I know, it's an old shot, but it's stayed around.
[17:51.58] <R_F> Uh
[17:52.18] <R_F> The Fatsabers are there because your saber "grows" as you gain levels.
[17:52.20] <R_F> o__o
[17:53.04] <JorrelFraajic> o_O
[17:53.26] <R_F> No, really.
[17:53.30] <R_F> Freudian!
[17:53.31] <JorrelFraajic> That is quite possibly the worst potential euphemism Star Wars has *ever* fallen into.
[17:53.47] <JorrelFraajic> Kreia was *so* right.
[17:53.53] <R_F> I'm sure they're doing it because it's something that's based in the EU or the films.
[17:53.58] <R_F> I mean, its gotta be there somewhere.
[17:54.03] <R_F> Sabers grow as you gain experience?
[17:54.11] <JorrelFraajic> :|
[17:54.12] <R_F> Yoda's saber was HUGE, wasn't it?

<LucidFox> Oookay... First my hopes at any degree of realism whatsoever got smashed when I ran into my first invisible wall, and now my hopes at any internal logic whatsoever got smashed when I saw a Stargate.
<Azzt|Dead> ?
<R_F> Hm?
<LucidFox> Ranting about Second Life. Never mind. Now I've logged out and I'm never going to log back in out of fear that my sanity suffers even more.
<LucidFox> Back to WoW.
<R_F> Aww. You hadn't even encountered the genitalia black market yet...

<The4dotelipsis> Bah. I still have to find that DVD. :(
<The4dotelipsis> Then I can do Latara.
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<LtNOWIS> That's what Wicket said.
<LtNOWIS> er, sorry.
<LucidFox> Meh, not going to QDB that. That would be like mutilating a deceased equine.
<The4dotelipsis> Latara's inherent sexyness is a staple of the QDB.

CavalierOne: "I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine."

[14:14:29] Glaug-Eldare: lmao for a minute i thought this was a furry chan i hang out in
[14:14:37] Glaug-Eldare: the nick lucidfox threw me off
[14:14:53] Glaug-Eldare: they talk about this shit all the time

<RF> lol @ Talon flirting with Cade
<RF> "there are some responses you can't fake"
<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9
<Horsey> lol, yeah I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that
<RF> Also, lol @ the letters page
<RF> "Next month! The Deep Core w ill be quaking from the force of Cade's rumble"
<RF> Say what?
<Uli> Talon's deep core, taht is