<Acky|awayish> Huh. The Empire had access to a disease which they could sic on planets, turning them into wastelands devoid of life within a matter of days/weeks and which they could contain comfortably. Makes the Death Star a little redundant.
<JorrelFraajic> You can't use a disease as a symbol of fear.
<LtNOWIS> And, you can't buy your girl a nice, romantic gift while shopping on a disease.

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<The4dotelipsis> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/toys/potjanakinmechanicfront.jpg - ...what's he holding?
<The4dotelipsis> Galaxy Gun model?
<IFY|Sopranos> A dildo.
<Havac> Same thing.

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[20:20.30] <SinisterSamurai> Rotor Kombat 3!!
[20:20.46] <RK3> ummmm, no. lol.
[20:21.01] <RK3> I'm Senior Sergeant Ryan Karrax of the Vast empire Army....
[20:21.21] <SinisterSamurai> That was my next guess.
[20:21.25] <SinisterSamurai> Really.

<The4dotelipsis> ...why is that bint Paris Hilton in my country?
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<Havac> She screwed everyone she wanted to over here.
<LtNOWIS|AoE2> Where would American comedy be without Paris Hilton?
<The4dotelipsis> Perhaps it'd be innovating itself.
<The4dotelipsis> And then Fox would cancel it.

<Glaug-Eldare> i think i've discovered a good reason to make children's shows starring machines, such as Shining Time Station with trains, or Theodore Tugboat with boats and ships
<Glaug-Eldare> not many people will draw erotic fanart about locomotives and tugboats

<IFYLOFD> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Maraandcadelegacy.JPG Cade is thinking "I know it's wrong, but I would tap that."

[14:30] <Jaymach> there's a gay celebrities wiki?
[14:31] <Graestan> Jaymach: :| yep
[14:31] <Graestan> we should request a "Celebrities who are NOT gay" wiki :P
[14:31] <Graestan> then see the shitstorm
[14:32] <Gonk|Busy> [[Talk:Christian Bale]]==NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!== --Supergeeky

<LordHydronium> I think Traviss books have given me a case of Stockholm Syndrome.
<LordHydronium> They're holding my canon hostage, so I develop a certain perverse fascination with them.

<The4dotelipsis> You could make a recipe for QDB gold now.
<The4dotelipsis> A: Be on the darthipedia channel.
<IFYLOFD> B: Mention penis.
<The4dotelipsis> B: Tell everyone you're doing something odd. Example: "I'm performing a sex change on myself using a stale piece of garlic bread, and a questionable omlette as a tray"
<The4dotelipsis> C: Mention a "rude" part of the anatomy, preferably a penis, vagina, tits, or eyebrow.
<The4dotelipsis> D: Have someone laugh uncontrollably, and idiotically.
<The4dotelipsis> E: Have someone make the poorest attempt at sardonic...ness...ever.
<The4dotelipsis> F: You're done! Please submit, and you'll win your very own copy of "QDB: Home Edition"!

<Havac> "I wouldn't be so sure." Zekk crossed his anus over his chest.
<Havac> I love you, OCR.
<RF> ...
<dgxxx> what?
<tiki> I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
<LtNOWIS> Pertinent.

[23:29] <Darth_Culator> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Shira_Brie_EGF.jpg <-- You can tell that FX-9 is thinking "I'd hit that."
[23:35] * Darth_Culator killed the chat again.

<Tyber> !markov Breasts
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<LtNOWIS> But the other editors were like, "No, that's not nearly as informative as ugly alien breasts."
<Nuku-Nuku> Breasts are not responding. We are NOT
<Jaymach> glad to see I've entered at the very height of an intellectual conversation

<WOLVERIIINES> All of human progress can be attributed to the deire to get laid.
<Tyber> how true... :P
<Darth_Culator> Or boredom.
<Darth_Culator> Everything that has ever been invented has been either a: because someone was bored, or b: because someone wanted to impress chicks.
<WOLVERIIINES> Ford: Hey ladies, I just invented the first car! Want to make out in the backseat of one?
<Darth_Culator> I personally believe that the universe was created because God was bored.
<LordHydronium> Well, I guess the alternative would be that he wanted to get some.
<LordHydronium> Which, you could argue, was what led to Christianity.
<Tyber> i assume if nothing except yourself exists you might be bored too
<Darth_Culator> Exactly.
<WOLVERIIINES> But he's all powerful. Needs nothing, wants nothing.
<Tyber> you don't know
<Glaug-Eldare> except poon

<LtNOWIS|busy> I'm voting for Guri as a "lesser of two evils" thing.
<LtNOWIS|busy> The greater evil being pedophilia
<Glaug-Eldare> ahsoka is SO HOT

[21:49] <+The4dotelipsis> I want to know what the criteria was for inclusion in this encyclopedia.
[21:49] <@Darth_Culator> Dartboard.
[21:49] <+The4dotelipsis> That makes sense.

<Three-Atesee> so, does approving of stover's continuity mistake in mindor make me a total hypocrite?
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<Three-Atesee> Luke just knows about Hands
<Three-Atesee> whereas he's clueless about them in TTT
<Three-Atesee> and then thinks Mara was the only one until the find Roganda Ismaren
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<SinisterSamurai> Easy-Out: Luke was so hot for Mara when they first met that her boobs literally made him stupid.

<LtNOWIS> Hmm, this video interview with Leland is oddly depressing.
<Havac> Everything to do with Leland is depressing.
<LtNOWIS> "And if it doesn't fit within certain standards, we'll definitely have them change it."
<LtNOWIS> And they flash Path of Destruction on the screen.
<LucidFox> !tealc
<Nuku-Nuku> ō_ô
<Havac> Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
* Havac has quit ("I bid you all Dark Farewells!")
<LtNOWIS> Heh, I didn't even get to the "We don't kill a character more than once" direct quote.

[13:10:24] IFYLOFD: Zekk looks like a girl.
[13:13:20] Madclaw: !markov Zekk
[13:13:21] Nuku-Nuku: Zekk looks like a man.

[18:50] <Darth_Culator> I'm bored. I feel like scanning some random shit before I take this scanner back to refund it to my credit card and then buy the same model with the gift cards I just got.
[18:50] <Tyber> lol
[18:50] <Graestan> XD
[18:51] <Graestan> sounds like half the refunds I refused today