Tag: jedi
<LtNOWIS> Oh god.
<LtNOWIS> "As a Padawan it was her job-no, her duty-to make sure her Master was well. To be constantly attuned to his mood so she could anticipate his needs and more perfectly serve him."
<Uli> is this fanfic?
<RF> No.
<RF> Karen Miller.
<RF> Right?
<Uli> So it is fanfic.
<LtNOWIS> Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth
<LtNOWIS> the excerpt's out
<RF> Haha!
<LtNOWIS> "As a Padawan it was her job-no, her duty-to make sure her Master was well. To be constantly attuned to his mood so she could anticipate his needs and more perfectly serve him."
<Uli> is this fanfic?
<RF> No.
<RF> Karen Miller.
<RF> Right?
<Uli> So it is fanfic.
<LtNOWIS> Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth
<LtNOWIS> the excerpt's out
<RF> Haha!
Notes:
Edited for spelling.
<RF> "Despite all the "ZOMG, SWTOR is soooo unoriginal!" certain people are repeating ad nauseaum, we are getting a completely new story with completely new characters. I don't really care that the design style is pretty similar to other eras, a certain staticness in technology and culture is one of Star Wars quirks.
<RF> The storylines ( and that the setting is Star Wars ) are what really interests me and with Bioware I know I'll be getting something excellent."
<RF> Yeah.
<LordHydronium> ZOMG BIOWARE
<RF> Because TOR isn't a total fucking rehash
<LordHydronium> BIOWARE GIVES ME A STIFFY TAKE ME IN YOUR STRONG ARMS BIOWARE
<LtNOWIS> What is this new super-original story, and how will it shape an MMO experience?
<RF> Basically, there's an evil Empire.
<LordHydronium> "Wow, this story about an evil dark lord with a superweapon I have to destroy and a haughty British chick I'm trying to have sex with is so awesome and original! Bioware is the best company ever at everything!"
<RF> And a good Republic.
<RF> And the Empire is trying to destroy the Republic and take over the galaxy.
<RF> And the Empire is controlled by the Sith
<RF> And the Republic has Jedi
<RF> And there's an Emperor
<RF> And he's evil.
<RF> And there are bounty hunters and stuff
<RF> And the Mandalorians totally started it.
<RF> The storylines ( and that the setting is Star Wars ) are what really interests me and with Bioware I know I'll be getting something excellent."
<RF> Yeah.
<LordHydronium> ZOMG BIOWARE
<RF> Because TOR isn't a total fucking rehash
<LordHydronium> BIOWARE GIVES ME A STIFFY TAKE ME IN YOUR STRONG ARMS BIOWARE
<LtNOWIS> What is this new super-original story, and how will it shape an MMO experience?
<RF> Basically, there's an evil Empire.
<LordHydronium> "Wow, this story about an evil dark lord with a superweapon I have to destroy and a haughty British chick I'm trying to have sex with is so awesome and original! Bioware is the best company ever at everything!"
<RF> And a good Republic.
<RF> And the Empire is trying to destroy the Republic and take over the galaxy.
<RF> And the Empire is controlled by the Sith
<RF> And the Republic has Jedi
<RF> And there's an Emperor
<RF> And he's evil.
<RF> And there are bounty hunters and stuff
<RF> And the Mandalorians totally started it.
<Culator|Work> http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones
<Culator|Work> ...
<Culator|Work> I have nothing to add to this.
<LtNOWIS|CGI> old news...
<Culator|Work> "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods."
<Enochf> In related news, the Archbishop of Canterbury said that he was willing to allow the Jedi Code to supplant English common law
<Culator|Work> ...
<Culator|Work> I have nothing to add to this.
<LtNOWIS|CGI> old news...
<Culator|Work> "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods."
<Enochf> In related news, the Archbishop of Canterbury said that he was willing to allow the Jedi Code to supplant English common law
* Havac has changed the topic to: "Tenel Ka continued to study herself in her mirror, using the Force to reduce the puffiness around her eyes and balance her skin tone." GODDAMMIT DENNING
<LO|away> He's channeling KJA, eh?
<Muuurgh> Force Foundation?
<Havac> Apparently.
<Havac> The idiotic, mediocre, superficial, ridiculous uses to which he puts the Force . . .
<LO|away> He's channeling KJA, eh?
<Muuurgh> Force Foundation?
<Havac> Apparently.
<Havac> The idiotic, mediocre, superficial, ridiculous uses to which he puts the Force . . .
<LordHydronium> Why is it that most of the schismatic Jedi sects have the allowance of marriage as one of their tenets?
<LordHydronium> Are there that many horny and lonely Jedi?
<RF> Yes
<RF> All of them.
<RF> Horny, horny jedi.
<RF> Named Horn.
<LordHydronium> Heeeeeeey. That's a joke.
<LordHydronium> Are there that many horny and lonely Jedi?
<RF> Yes
<RF> All of them.
<RF> Horny, horny jedi.
<RF> Named Horn.
<LordHydronium> Heeeeeeey. That's a joke.
<LtNOWIS|away> Is the Luke-era temple built on the prequel-era temple's location?
<DarthTrayus> I believe so.
<DarthTrayus> I think it's basically the same structure.
<LtNOWIS|away> On the inside, it is. On the outside, it's a pyramid.
<DarthTrayus> Oh yeah.
<DarthTrayus> What's the point of that?
<Eyrezer> The point of the pyramid? It's right at the top - all the sides come together to form an apex
<DarthTrayus> +10 for being a smart ass =P
<Eyrezer> :P
<DarthTrayus> I believe so.
<DarthTrayus> I think it's basically the same structure.
<LtNOWIS|away> On the inside, it is. On the outside, it's a pyramid.
<DarthTrayus> Oh yeah.
<DarthTrayus> What's the point of that?
<Eyrezer> The point of the pyramid? It's right at the top - all the sides come together to form an apex
<DarthTrayus> +10 for being a smart ass =P
<Eyrezer> :P
[14:40] <Darth_Culator> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Strike_Base_18
[14:40] <Darth_Culator> Something about this amuses me.
[14:41] <Darth_Culator> It just seems like a dick move on the part of the Sith Empire.
[14:41] <Darth_Culator> Like someone came into a meeting one day and said "you know how Dantooine has this huge important significance to Jedi history? Let's put a base there. Fuck the Jedi."
[14:42] <Darth_Culator> Then there was a round of high-fives.
[14:42] * Darth_Culator thinks it would be fun to be a Sith strategist.
[14:44] <Darth_Culator> "Where was that Bastila bitch from? Talravin? Let's nuke the fuck out of Talravin."
[14:45] <Jaymach> they have a history for it
[14:46] <Jaymach> take a look at Ossus
[14:46] <Darth_Culator> "Has anyone screwed with the Miraluka lately?"
[14:48] <Darth_Culator> "Hey, I'm making a beer run. Anyone want anything while I'm out? Chips? Dark-side face-rot lotion? Slaves? Bob, you need a new Twi'lek? No prob, dude."
[14:49] * Darth_Culator goes off to patent "Dark side face-rot lotion" before it becomes a loot item in TOR.
[14:40] <Darth_Culator> Something about this amuses me.
[14:41] <Darth_Culator> It just seems like a dick move on the part of the Sith Empire.
[14:41] <Darth_Culator> Like someone came into a meeting one day and said "you know how Dantooine has this huge important significance to Jedi history? Let's put a base there. Fuck the Jedi."
[14:42] <Darth_Culator> Then there was a round of high-fives.
[14:42] * Darth_Culator thinks it would be fun to be a Sith strategist.
[14:44] <Darth_Culator> "Where was that Bastila bitch from? Talravin? Let's nuke the fuck out of Talravin."
[14:45] <Jaymach> they have a history for it
[14:46] <Jaymach> take a look at Ossus
[14:46] <Darth_Culator> "Has anyone screwed with the Miraluka lately?"
[14:48] <Darth_Culator> "Hey, I'm making a beer run. Anyone want anything while I'm out? Chips? Dark-side face-rot lotion? Slaves? Bob, you need a new Twi'lek? No prob, dude."
[14:49] * Darth_Culator goes off to patent "Dark side face-rot lotion" before it becomes a loot item in TOR.
[10:59:49] TrakNar: I should prolly finish reading Jedi Twilight some day.
[11:00:34] SinisterSamurai: Is that the one where the young girl Falls for the Jedi, but when the Jedi turns Darkside he glows and glitters?
[11:00:34] SinisterSamurai: Is that the one where the young girl Falls for the Jedi, but when the Jedi turns Darkside he glows and glitters?
Appearances
* All instances in which Jedi wearing clothing appear.
<Darth_Culator> I'm still surprised nobody has had a Jedi knight named Wrqv Xavtug.
<Enochf|work> Ahsoka provides the crucial missing link in Anakin's psyche, i.e., how could he bring himself to slaughter so many young Jedi?
Luke calls a council of war. Basically, this means that he gets a bunch of kids together and says, "Let's run and hide in the woods! Fight hard, even though I only saw fit to give weapons to my bestest favoritest students ever! Don't bother staying together. I'm not going to attempt to actually coordinate anything or take care of anyone. Don't die now, OK?" --Havac
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<LordHydronium> "Jacen was using violence to achieve a peaceful future in Inferno. The Jedi do the same exact thing when they decide to assassinate a Sith."
<LordHydronium> Hello, bullshit equivalency arguments. How nice to see you again.
<LordHydronium> See, it's like how Lee Harvey Oswald and Claus von Stauffenberg are exactly the same.
<LordHydronium> Because both wanted to kill leaders.
<LordHydronium> Hello, bullshit equivalency arguments. How nice to see you again.
<LordHydronium> See, it's like how Lee Harvey Oswald and Claus von Stauffenberg are exactly the same.
<LordHydronium> Because both wanted to kill leaders.
I bet he's the one that gave the clones all their silly nicknames.
"Commander Joey, execute order 66..."
"But sir, my callsign is Shooter."
"Jedi lies."
"What?"
"The Jedi told me your name was Joey. You should kill them."
--GrandAdmiralJello
"Commander Joey, execute order 66..."
"But sir, my callsign is Shooter."
"Jedi lies."
"What?"
"The Jedi told me your name was Joey. You should kill them."
--GrandAdmiralJello
<Trip> ugh, this interviewer's a dumbass
<Trip> ""I would almost argue that... you talk about the Jedi... I would almost argue that [Lucas] would agree that that take that the Jedi, the take-- and the attitudes of the Jedi-- at the end of /The Revenge of the Sith/ was what lead to their downfall. The fact that... They didn't see that they were actually using living beings as disposable... items in their army, in their efforts, that their...
<Trip> ...deaths were in a sense collatoral damage... and I think that that dogmatic view is what lead to their destruction.""
<Trip> yes, the Jedi got Order 66'd because they were mean to the clones
<LtNOWIS> The phrase "collatoral damage" has been abused too much
<LtNOWIS> Trip: Kenobi and Skywalker were nice, so they survived. It was all justified, you see.
<Trip> hahah
<LtNOWIS> As opposed to the tyrannical Aayla Secura, who they hated.
<Rohniss> lol
<Rohniss> Aayla the tyrant
<Rohniss> sounds like some fanboys BDSM dream to me
<Trip> ""I would almost argue that... you talk about the Jedi... I would almost argue that [Lucas] would agree that that take that the Jedi, the take-- and the attitudes of the Jedi-- at the end of /The Revenge of the Sith/ was what lead to their downfall. The fact that... They didn't see that they were actually using living beings as disposable... items in their army, in their efforts, that their...
<Trip> ...deaths were in a sense collatoral damage... and I think that that dogmatic view is what lead to their destruction.""
<Trip> yes, the Jedi got Order 66'd because they were mean to the clones
<LtNOWIS> The phrase "collatoral damage" has been abused too much
<LtNOWIS> Trip: Kenobi and Skywalker were nice, so they survived. It was all justified, you see.
<Trip> hahah
<LtNOWIS> As opposed to the tyrannical Aayla Secura, who they hated.
<Rohniss> lol
<Rohniss> Aayla the tyrant
<Rohniss> sounds like some fanboys BDSM dream to me
<Uli> Anyone else think Plo Koon' voice needed to sound a bit synthesized?
<Uli> And, speaking of Koon, anyone hope it's pronounced "Kun"? just for irony's sake?
<Trip> yes
<Uli> And, speaking of Koon, anyone hope it's pronounced "Kun"? just for irony's sake?
<Trip> yes
<LtNOWIS> Heh. Topic: Why dont any Jedi Knights wear White Robes instead of Brown?
<Enochf> Atris did ^_^
<Ataru> Atirs
<Ataru> *Atris
<Enochf> I win
* Ataru sulks quietly.
<Enochf> Atris did ^_^
<Ataru> Atirs
<Ataru> *Atris
<Enochf> I win
* Ataru sulks quietly.
<The4dotelipsis> "Sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting, CRAZY FUCKING ACTION."
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<Darth_tom> What are the Eight Tenets of the Jedi order?
<Tommy9281> There are no Jedi here.
<Darth_tom> Funny. Please answer my question.
<The4dotelipsis> 1. No hawkers.
<The4dotelipsis> 2. No canvassers.
<The4dotelipsis> 3. It's not necessary or wise to remove your clothing.
<The4dotelipsis> 4. Ah, might as well jump (jump!)
<The4dotelipsis> 5. Sith is an anagram.
<The4dotelipsis> 6. Leave the toilet seat /down./ Thank you very much, Master Jinn.
<The4dotelipsis> 7. Knock and then enter.
<The4dotelipsis> 8. Remove the foil seal, then pour contents of sachet into bowl. Add boiling water, and stir for thirty seconds.
<Tommy9281> 9. Always give grandma "some sugar".
<The4dotelipsis> There you go.
<The4dotelipsis> Eight Tenets of the Jedi Order.
<Tommy9281> heh
<The4dotelipsis> All taken from canon.
<Tommy9281> nine for good luck
<Darth_tom> What are the Eight Tenets of the Jedi order?
<Tommy9281> There are no Jedi here.
<Darth_tom> Funny. Please answer my question.
<The4dotelipsis> 1. No hawkers.
<The4dotelipsis> 2. No canvassers.
<The4dotelipsis> 3. It's not necessary or wise to remove your clothing.
<The4dotelipsis> 4. Ah, might as well jump (jump!)
<The4dotelipsis> 5. Sith is an anagram.
<The4dotelipsis> 6. Leave the toilet seat /down./ Thank you very much, Master Jinn.
<The4dotelipsis> 7. Knock and then enter.
<The4dotelipsis> 8. Remove the foil seal, then pour contents of sachet into bowl. Add boiling water, and stir for thirty seconds.
<Tommy9281> 9. Always give grandma "some sugar".
<The4dotelipsis> There you go.
<The4dotelipsis> Eight Tenets of the Jedi Order.
<Tommy9281> heh
<The4dotelipsis> All taken from canon.
<Tommy9281> nine for good luck