<IFYLOFD> [Major spoiler]
<IFYLOFD> This throws everything into chaos! Chaos I tell you!
<LtNOWIS> !spoiler
<LtNOWIS> Bah, that's not a command.
<LtNOWIS> But, you shouldn't spoiler people
<Darth_Culator> WAIT, WHAT?
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<LtNOWIS> Maybe if I get drunk enough, I'll forget
<IFYLOFD> NOWIS: Drink. Drink now.
<Ozzel> Super. Thanks for the spoiler.
* Ozzel didn't get the comic today.
<LtNOWIS> We hate you forever, Floyd.
<Madclaw> what spoiler
<Madclaw> ?
<LtNOWIS> Just before you got here.
<LtNOWIS> Mindor. Luke sleeps with a guy.
<Graestan> AHA!
* Graestan Called It!
<Darth_Culator> !killfloyd RAHHHHHR!
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<The4dotelipsis> Spoiling people is pretty much the lowest of the lowest of the low. :|
<Madclaw> what did he spoil?
<The4dotelipsis> Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise.
<Madclaw> dude now you spoiled me
<Madclaw> I didn't even know that was out yet
<Darth_Culator> Baby Ewoks Picnic Surprise II: The Picnicking.

<IFYLOFD> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Maraandcadelegacy.JPG Cade is thinking "I know it's wrong, but I would tap that."

Two Spacetroopers are floating in space...

Spacetrooper 1: It never gets old, huh?
Spacetrooper 2: Nope.
Spacetrooper 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Spacetrooper 2: Break into song?
Spacetrooper 1: Yep.

WEDGE: I love the X-Wings,
RAV: I love the bright red Sith!
K-MAC: I love Yevetha,
ZIRO: I love the bands of Bith!
LUCENO: I love the EU, and all its sights and sounds.
CHEWIE's FAMILY FROM 1978: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
KNIFE & BEY: I love the Marvels,
PEACE BIGRADE MEMBERS: I love the Yuuzhan Vong.
ABEL G. PENA: I love Triocolus!
TIM ZAHN HOLDING VOTF: And that this book is long...
HAVAC: I love the EU,
WARU: And all its craziness!
THE MOOMO BROS: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
DASH RENDAR & PRINCE XIZOR: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
QUINLAN VOS: I love the Clone Wars,
DARTH REVAN: I love Terentateks.
NATHAN BUTLER: I love West End Game stuff,
DELIAH BLUE & AZLYN RAE: We love when Cade has sex!
JOHN OSTRANDER: I love the EU,
JEFF FERGUSON: It's such a brilliant place!
THE MOFFS GATHERED AT THE MOFFERENCE: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
JOKER SQUADRON: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

[12:35:14] SinisterSamurai: My, oh my. Just look at all of the Christian Darths.
[12:35:16] SinisterSamurai: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/One_Sith
[12:35:25] LucidFox: Christian Darths?
[12:36:22] SinisterSamurai: They all have crosses after their name.

[20:43] <@Ozzel> This is gonna cause fanwanking the likes of which we haven't seen since Antares Draco. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:SWLEG34-FC.jpg
[20:43] <Ataru> Ozzel: Who is that?
[20:44] <@Ozzel> Beats me.
[20:44] <+Muuuurgh> Stryfe?
[20:44] <Ataru> Please tell me it's not Rock Star Skywalker gone all evil.
[20:44] <@LordHydronium> It's Stryfe.
[20:44] <+Madclaway> my guess is Stryfe
[20:44] * Ataru has no idea who that is. :-P
[20:44] <+Muuuurgh> !wiki Darth Stryfe
[20:44] <@Nuku-Nuku> Muuuurgh: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Darth_Stryfe
[20:45] <@Culator> It's Darth Talon. There's going to be a bit of an homage to The Crying Game.
[20:45] <Ataru> If that's Darth Talon, then she grew a lot of hair.
[20:45] <@Culator> "She" already had it, inside the false lekku. The hair isn't the big reveal.
[20:46] <Ataru> And her face changed a little bit. :-P
...
[20:46] <Ataru> O.O

<RF> lol @ Talon flirting with Cade
<RF> "there are some responses you can't fake"
<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9
<Horsey> lol, yeah I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that
<RF> Also, lol @ the letters page
<RF> "Next month! The Deep Core w ill be quaking from the force of Cade's rumble"
<RF> Say what?
<Uli> Talon's deep core, taht is

<LucidFox> New selection of search results that get people to the QDB:
<LucidFox> guri sex hrd
<LucidFox> marasiah fel hentai
<Enochf|work> Heh
<LucidFox> Take a look at gangbang of Aayla Secura by three aliens!
<Enochf|work> Someone *besides* me made the Guri search?
<Ozzel> At least they won't be disappointed with Guri.
<LtNOWIS> Google marasiah fel hardcore sex images
<Nuku-Nuku> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Jorrel_Fraajic
<Enochf|work> ...
<Ozzel> Q. D. B.

<Darth_Culator> I think we should list the length of the ASD Imperious as "approximately 4,412 km"
<Darth_Culator> Based on http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:MonCalshipyards137aby.jpg and the diameter of Dac being 11030 km.
* Darth_Culator knows these calculations are incredibly rough, but wants to point out why he hates Omar Francia almost as much as Bong Dazo.
<LordHydronium> The rings around Mon Cal aren't circular, but have a forced-perspective shape. The Imperious is actually really close to the camera, like the hobbits in Lord of the Rings.
<LordHydronium> Wait, it would be the other way around. Mon Cal is the hobbits, the Imperious is Gandalf.
<LordHydronium> Except it's the Indomitable that sacrifices itself...
<LordHydronium> So the rings are the bridge of Moria, the Indomitable is Gandalf, the Imperious is, I dunno, Boromir or something, and Dac is a hobbit.
<LordHydronium> This makes sense.
<Darth_Culator> Right, that works. :-/

[21:59] <Ataru> WTF. The TREE survives??!!!
[21:59] <NaruHina> huh wha
[22:00] <Ataru> *Another* Jedi who survives the Great Jedi Purge into the Legacy Era.
[22:00] <Ataru> BLARG!
[22:00] <+IFYLOFD> Yep. Tra Saa. The titty tree.

<WaruFraajic> Woah, you know what would be fun?
<WaruFraajic> That unnamed Firrerro from TCS shows up in Legacy somewhere.
<WaruFraajic> Or post-Legacy, even.
<Ozzel> Oh. I was gonna suggest watching Wynssa Starflare and Mirax Terrik wrestle in a ring of Jello.
<Darth_Culator> OZZEL WINS
<WaruFraajic> Yeah, that's more fun.

<LtNOWIS> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Legacy&oldid=1876922
<LordHydronium> The comics should probably be closer to the top of that disambig, Nowis.
<LtNOWIS> It's not one of mine, Hydro.
<LtNOWIS> If it were, the ships would be first.
<LordHydronium> That's because you hate our readers. :P
<LtNOWIS> Correct.

<LucidFox> I still don't understand how Calixte can be Corde. They look NOTHING alike.
<The4dotelipsis> She's that She-Terminator with the inflatable chest.
<The4dotelipsis> There's "Impressive" for when she's Calixte, and then "Obscene" for when she's Corde.
<The4dotelipsis> Corde's massive breasts should be a plot point. She's like a bureau.

<LtNOWIS2> Cade and Gunn are roughly the same age, right?
<The4dotelipsis> Mebbe they're twins.
<Riffsyphon1024> you wish
<The4dotelipsis> Don't ask me how that's possible.
<The4dotelipsis> Unless the pug-faced dude is the adoptive father.
<The4dotelipsis> Or something.
<Riffsyphon1024> its not, two fathers don't make two twins
<LtNOWIS2> Actually.
<LtNOWIS2> It's been known to happen.
<The4dotelipsis> Use a funnel.
<LtNOWIS2> Fraternal twins having 2 different fathers.
<LucidFox> Ah, Fourdot has just answered my question.
<LtNOWIS2> It's pretty rare.
<Ozzel> Nyna washes her face with Sorrow's tears.
<Riffsyphon1024> so you're saying that Nyna Corde did this in the same night with both Kol and Rulf
<The4dotelipsis> Riff: At the same time, no less.
<LtNOWIS2> It's concievable.

<Ozzel> http://www.ossus.pl/images/f/f2/Syn_Corde.jpg
<Ozzel> Good golly.
<JorrelFraajic> More like good gollies, Ozz. :P

<The4dotelipsis> All new Skywalker! All new Sith! All new Ships! Same old Whiphid!

<Exodus212> I'm not trying to be creepy here, but who else thinks Darth Talon is kinda sexy?
<SillyDan> No, absolutely no one thinks the obvious fanservice bikini chick is sexy.

*** The4dotelipsis is now known as TheKraytDot
<TheKraytDot> Legacy is truly a wonder of storytelling.
<TheKraytDot> I heart Legacy.
*** TheKraytDot is now known as The4dotelipsis
<The4dotelipsis> I just can't do that.
<The4dotelipsis> I feel dirty.
<Darth_Culator> Legacy is better when Cade isn't in it.
<The4dotelipsis> That's true.
<The4dotelipsis> But that's like saying that shit is better when there's no carrot in it.

<Ulicus> Is it wrong that I want to make jokes about how Kol went "moff diving"?

<LtNOWIS> I gotta say, I can see how the Empire makes a comeback.
<LtNOWIS> Apparently every other Navy in existence gets ruined utterly.

<Uli> a legacy MMO makes the most sense
<Uli> then everyone CAN be "Darth Stupidnamehere" and it will still seem like canon