<Muuurgh> "So will the secret apprentice extinguish the "New Hope?" Or will Skywalker prove to be a Starkiller killer?
<Muuurgh> *gag*

<Three-Atesee> so, does approving of stover's continuity mistake in mindor make me a total hypocrite?
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<Three-Atesee> Luke just knows about Hands
<Three-Atesee> whereas he's clueless about them in TTT
<Three-Atesee> and then thinks Mara was the only one until the find Roganda Ismaren
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<SinisterSamurai> Easy-Out: Luke was so hot for Mara when they first met that her boobs literally made him stupid.

Luke calls a council of war. Basically, this means that he gets a bunch of kids together and says, "Let's run and hide in the woods! Fight hard, even though I only saw fit to give weapons to my bestest favoritest students ever! Don't bother staying together. I'm not going to attempt to actually coordinate anything or take care of anyone. Don't die now, OK?" --Havac

[11:20:59] Havac: "Quiet! Both of you!" Mara shouted. "It is possible, and he has done it." She gestured with her arm to indicate Han and Leia. "He has done it to this man, and this woman, and their children. Respect their shock and sorrow. Be gone! Give them time for shock, for grief, and take your foolish debates elsewhere!"
[11:21:07] Havac: I see Mara's been taking oratory lessons from Tolkien.
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[11:29:30] LucidFox: Luke to Mara: "You calmed them with purple prose?"
[11:29:48] Havac: That's not even purple prose. That's like ultraviolet prose.

<R_F> Hm, wow.
<R_F> I wasn't aware that the Holiday Special was the first source to show the Falcon's top hatch.
<R_F> Cool.
<Lord_Oblivion> Such accounts do seem to make the head sound a bit too accepting of its condition.
<Lord_Oblivion> Top hatch?
<Lord_Oblivion> The Luke rescue hatch?
<R_F> Yes
<R_F> Boba Fett escapes through it.
<Lord_Oblivion> Preposterous!
<Lord_Oblivion> It is only to be used for rescuing Jedi from upside down weather antennae.

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: "It's good to see you out of that Imperial uniform. Don't take that wrong, now." - Luke Skywalker to Janek Sunber

<Trip> that scene in DW is the most hilarious one ever
<Trip> if I'm remembering right
<LordHydronium> The one where she's all "I call you Master"?
<Trip> yeah, that one
<Trip> mostly because she blows luke off because she's horny
<LordHydronium> ...
<LordHydronium> You wanna rephrase that?
<Trip> LUKE: " :'( :'( Rodan doesn't like me..."
<RF> Horny!
<Trip> MARA: "Whatever Luke baby, let's fuck!"
<LordHydronium> Then Luke finishes with "So how was your day?"
<RF> She seemed to be horny for the whole Vong war.
<Trip> LUKE: "Mara, I'm being for seriously here. He made me very sad. He didn't even call me master. :'( "
<Trip> MARA: "Hey, baby, I'll call you master!"
<RF> Then, Leia got the same way.
<LordHydronium> Call him master of her vagina, more like.
<RF> Well, when you put it /that/ way...
<RF> :p

<LordHydronium> Now I'm reading Destiny's Way and just came to a part where Luke and Mara had offscreen sex.
<LordHydronium> After which Mara needed some water because she was "thirsty". o_O
<LtNOWIS> heh heh
<LO|away> Sex can make one thirsty...

AdmiralWesJanson posted:

Off hand, he lost one at Bespin, had AA-589 for a long time, Was given a B-Wing and destroyed it cause he didn't like it, Had a T-65D loaner whuich he blew up, and I think lost -589 on Nirauan. Then he had an XJ, a few XJ-3s, and pretty much all the variants past that.

Looks like Luke goes through ships like Han goes through kids.

<GreenTentacle> Juno's article is rather image heavy.
<GreenTentacle> You'd think we'd never seen a hot blond in an Imperial uniform before.
<JorrelFraajic> Have we?
<GreenTentacle> Deena. ;)
<JorrelFraajic> Ah.
<JorrelFraajic> But is she partnered with someone who kicks ass... with the Force?
<GreenTentacle> She's been getting friendly with Luke lately.
<GreenTentacle> Clearly not going to work out.

[21:51.09] <Uli> haha
[21:51.14] <Uli> that model of luke is hilarious
[21:51.18] <Uli> it looks like he's honking someone
[21:51.25] <Uli> "Leia, please, just one more go!"
[21:51.35] <Uli> "No, you already did one."
[21:51.40] <Uli> "But Yoda spoke of another"

<Ozzel> Gah. Leia kissed her brother, man. The wrongness of that just does not fade away over time.
<Yrf> it amuses me
<Toprawa> I find it erotic
<Muuurgh> It's even more odd, considering that Kershner considers that kisses in Star Wars are the equivalent of a sex scene.

Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker... have we met?

Great, great.. nice to meet you. You know, it's funny, I JUST sent my niece on the EXACT SAME MISSION that the last two Jedi Masters in the Galaxy -- my two teachers by the way -- sent me on before they died. They wanted me to kill my dad, because he was more machine now than man; twisted and evil. I needed to kill him or else the Emperor won.

So they made me into a weapon, sent me off and when I got there, you know what? Right when I could have ended the fight, I chose not to. I chose to believe, after all indications to the contrary mind you -- heck, I'd even told him that "Anakin Skywalker was truly dead" only a few hours before that -- that killing him would only serve to enhance the darkness in me and that merely by defeating him and not killing him, I would win and the Light would conquer. Made myself a Jedi Knight there. 'course, y'know, it HURT with all that Force Lightning afterwards with the pain and the suffering and the hey hey hey it hurts me, but then my dad turned back to the light after having seen me make the choice he couldn't and tossed that mean Emperor down a giant shaft.

Yes, I realize how phallic that sounds.

<Jello> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTA9oLekoUc&feature=related
<Jello> LMAO
<The4dotelipsis> Nuremberg overlooked whoever came up with it.
<Jello> /awesome
<Jello> Luke/Leia!
<The4dotelipsis> "What happens on Mimban, stays on Mimban."
<Jello> 8)

Hmmm... One thing I'm curious about: if Luke can Force-vision-manipulate Jacen, why couldn't he push Jacen towards being redeemed? Oh, and incidentally, this enables us to reinterpret the visions Jacen has in Betrayal. From Invincible, we know that a powerful Force-user can easily manipulate his Force-visions. --J_K_DART

Probably because Jacen is an evil kriffer. --Charlemagne19

[02:43] <Havac> Speaking of after Luke's ass, Sunber recognizes Luke by his walk in TWSOTW.
[02:43] <Uli> All of him, Trip
[02:43] <Loyal_Imperial> ....
[02:43] <Havac> So, apparently, he spent a lot of time watching Luke's ass swing on Tatooine.
[02:43] <Uli> XD
[02:43] <Loyal_Imperial> Havac: Seriously?
[02:43] <Uli> Maybe in SW "Tank" = "Bear" ?
[02:43] <Trip> So, was Tank a bear?
[02:43] <Uli> XD
[02:43] <Havac> Yes.
[02:43] <Trip> XD
[02:43] <Loyal_Imperial> I haven't read in a while....
[02:43] * Uli high fives Trip
[02:43] <Loyal_Imperial> But that's great.
[02:44] * Trip returns it

[21:21] <Enochf|zzzzz> Hmm. Nurse Chapel lookalike http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Meg_Pitareeze.jpg
[21:22] <Ulicus> Are you sure that's not Luke?
[21:22] <Enochf|zzzzz> Not enough foundation or lipstick
[21:23] <Darth_Culator> Or hairspray
[21:23] <Ulicus> Or kissing of his sister.
[21:23] <Darth_Culator> Right. Or incest.
[21:24] <Darth_Culator> Not enough foundation or lipstick or hairspray or incest.
[21:24] <Lord_Oblivion> Hot
[21:24] <Ulicus> It should be added into his article that he got a boner during that scene in ESB. No joke. It is categorically stated in the Radio Drama.
[21:24] <Ulicus> And it makes me larf.
[21:24] <Darth_Culator> Wow, we just described the exact polar opposite of the Osmonds

<TheXWADot> JAT in a nutshell: Han goes to Kessel for some reason, diplomacy or something, crashes and gets thrown into the spice mines. There he meets Kyp. Meanwhile, Luke is searching for Jedi. And he finds them. Then Han and Kyp escape and find the Sun Crusher in the Maw and bring it back to the Republic. Then Daala gets mad and tries to SMASH REPUBLIC. Then Kyp joins Luke's Academy and stuff goes nasty, and Kyp goes evil and makes Luke go into his sad-stasis. Then Kyp blows up some shit, and comes back and says "I've been a baaaaad boy" and is now a hero or something. Meanwhile, the Solo kiddies get lost in the Coruscant underworld, but are saved, Ambassador Furgan tries to assassinate Mon Mothma, and fails due to Clighal being really good or something, and he also tries to kill the Solo kids, but catches Ackbar raping Winter or something and just backs out of the room slowly, mouth agape. That's it.

<Bradj47> i was wondering who luke was going to fight after C'baoth
<Havac> Jesus.
<Bradj47> wait
<Tommy9281> wow
<Bradj47> nevermind
<Jaymach> he goes on to fight Buddha and Moses
<Jaymach> then Joseph Smith
<Jaymach> and Xenu

<Havac> "Luke is enamored with a swarthy, dark-haired, older man with a mustache and a phallic name like Biggs. Biggs, of course, is a sailor."
<Havac> Hahahahaahahahaah.
<LordHydronium> You've never see that page, Hav?
<Havac> No.