[23:29] <Darth_Culator> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Shira_Brie_EGF.jpg <-- You can tell that FX-9 is thinking "I'd hit that."
[23:35] * Darth_Culator killed the chat again.

<Trip> Traviss made her go back to being a scarred redhead
<Trip> then Denning gaver her back her stupid hat
<Trip> then Allston had to retcon her appearance in /betrayal/ as a one-off disguise
<Trip> and round and round and round we go

<LtNOWIS|Civ3> Bah! There are totally whores in Star Wars.
<LtNOWIS|Civ3> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Prostitute&direction=next&oldid=1452417
<Cull_Tremayne> Prostitutes were one of the first things to be introduced in the Expanded Universe.
<Cull_Tremayne> The girl in Marvel has internal dialogue that says "Nothing. Not one lonely, even marginally affluent gentleman has passed this way all night. I'm hungry. I'm cold, and my feet are killing me in these stupid shoes. It's all the fault of those lousy off-world pirates. Ever since they moved into the commercial district...honest men won't. And they brought their own women with them. So no one's...
<Cull_Tremayne> ...replacing my lost customers."
<Cull_Tremayne> You'd be hard pressed to explain that away as just friendly banter.
<jSarek> She could be selling, umm . . .
<Eyrezer> lol
<jSarek> . . . backrubs! She's a masseuse!
<Eyrezer> Rodian breadfruit?
<jSarek> There we go! That too!
<Cull_Tremayne> On a streetcorner?
<jSarek> Maybe she lost her store because of those pirates.
<Cull_Tremayne> Honest men wouldn't go to a masseuse parlor?
<Cull_Tremayne> Or correction: A street corner where they're going to somehow get a massage?
<The4dotelipsis> Men pay her to play Boggle with them.
<LordHydronium> Wait, *Marvel* had hookers?
<The4dotelipsis> That is all that shall be said on the matter. :|
<jSarek> Okay, okay, it was a stretch to begin with. :-p
<LordHydronium> Hooker POVs, no less?
<The4dotelipsis> Hydro: Yeah. They introduced Shira.
<LordHydronium> Har har. :P
<The4dotelipsis> Well, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Amaiza_Foxtrain
<Cull_Tremayne> How can no one have said anything about such an encounter? The prostitute wasn't even important to the story.
<The4dotelipsis> Although if scantly clad = hooker in this franchise, it'd be the dirtiest goddamn universe in history.
<The4dotelipsis> Seriously, though, Shira was scum.
<The4dotelipsis> She sexed up Plif. SEXED UP.
<Cull_Tremayne> Did she even talk to Plif?
<The4dotelipsis> Dunno.
<The4dotelipsis> But he thought she was attractive.
<The4dotelipsis> That means rampant sex.
<The4dotelipsis> RAMPANT SEX!
<jSarek> Those were Hoojibs, not Zeltrons, 4dot.
<Cull_Tremayne> Yes, Shira really only infiltrated the Rebellion to have rampant sex with telepathic pink bunnies. All those years of making it to the top of her classes, being selected by Vader, it was all part of her master plan to be sexually assaulted by a ferret that eats energy.
<jSarek> My penis just shrivelled.

[03:47] <The4dotelipsis> FU should have let you play as Lumiya.
[03:47] <The4dotelipsis> And you have to act like a Rebel, walk like a Rebel, ect, ect.
[03:48] <The4dotelipsis> OK...
[03:48] <JorrelFraajic> And it ends with her in a bacta tank? Or at least somewhere in there there's a bacta tank involved?
[03:48] <The4dotelipsis> Yes.
[03:48] <The4dotelipsis> The sequel lets you play as "Dark Lady" Lumiya.
[03:48] <Ozzel> FU2?
[03:48] <The4dotelipsis> And you can dress up in fancy outfits on Saijo.
[03:48] <The4dotelipsis> Exactly.
[03:49] <The4dotelipsis> Now you're catching on!
[03:51] <LordHydronium|TV> Luke: Where do you want to go on a date?
[03:51] <LordHydronium|TV> a) The Carida Academy!
[03:51] <LordHydronium|TV> b) The Imperial Palace!
[03:51] <LordHydronium|TV> c) Bast Castle, abode of my dark master!
[03:51] <LordHydronium|TV> d) Uh, somewhere very Rebellish! Nothing Imperial for me, that's for sure!
[03:53] <The4dotelipsis> Luke: Hello, Shira.
[03:53] <The4dotelipsis> a) Hello Luke.
[03:53] <The4dotelipsis> b) Go away.
[03:53] <The4dotelipsis> c) You are Rebel scum, and I intend to slaughter you.
[03:53] <The4dotelipsis> d) I had rampant sex with Plif in the cupboard last night.
[03:54] <Ozzel> Like rabbits!

The way some people seem to be acting, you'd think Luke grabbed Lumiya while she was asleep, beheaded her, and then stuck the decapitated head on a pike over the Jedi Temple with a sign saying, "Thus - all who oppose me!"

....

Actually, that'd be pretty cool....

- QuentinGeorge

<The4dotelipsis> Lumiya!
<The4dotelipsis> That's nice.
<The4dotelipsis> Wowser! Plif is attracted to Lumiya!
<The4dotelipsis> This just gets better.
<Jaymach> wouldn't you be?
<Culator|Hereish> Not a big fan of cyborg chicks, actually.
<Jaymach> I mean if you ate energy, and this cyborg chick walks up to you
<The4dotelipsis> This is pre-cyborg, though.
<Culator|Hereish> I'm sure a cyborg woman would have endurance and agility and inhuman flexibility, but there's also the whole superhuman strength thing to be wary of. And I bet cybernetic limbs make noise.
<LtNOWIS> I'm pretty sure cybernetic limbs don't make noise, actually.
<LtNOWIS> Per Anakin, Guri, etc.
<Imperialles> Depends on the sophistication, of course.
<Imperialles> I'm sure the SWG kind of cybernetics sounds like chainsaws.
<Culator|Hereish> I believe that the quantify of prosthetics Lumiya had, in the environment of a quiet room, in the activities that one would like to engage in with a hot redhead, would emit noticeable noise.
<Jaymach> no more so than a usual human woman
<Jaymach> if you were doing it right
<LordHydronium> Most women don't clank
<LordHydronium> At least not to my knowledge
<Jaymach> they do make noise though
<Culator|Hereish> Exactly. Or click, or whir, or buzz.
<Culator|Hereish> Well, maybe buzz, but only if there are supplemental devices involved.
*Culator|Hereish really should drop this line of discussion.
<The4dotelipsis> My eyes hurt from rolling. I've been reading Champions of the Force.
<LtNOWIS> Unless you guys were really quiet, I don't think the prosthetic noise would be noticable.
<The4dotelipsis> It depends on the extent of your actions.
<Jaymach> and how close you were to the areas that would be making noises