Tag: mandalorian

w #3464 Score: +6/18 [I like it] [I don't like it] 21:57, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS> Aw damn: http://www.karentraviss.com/html/gaymandos.htm
<LordHydronium> Good god, she's even insufferably annoying spouting positions that are fundamentally /correct/.
<LordHydronium> Gay men! You're such a shockingly controversial author, Karen Traviss!
w #3256 Score: +8/14 [I like it] [I don't like it] 03:50, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
[10:43:44] CdtNOWIS: Mangalore is a brand-new FA on Wikipedia.
[10:44:11] LucidFox: I read that as "manga lore"
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[10:46:04] Culator|Away: Huh. Do Mangalorians have a retarded language with too many apostrophes?
[10:46:37] Cull_Tremayne: For Mangalore!
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w #3116 Score: +11/25 [I like it] [I don't like it] 09:53, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
* CavalierOne is imagining a Mandalorian Handbook. No information inside, but heavy enough to hit someone with.
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w #3075 Score: +7/11 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:21, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
<dgxxx> I wonder if they will ever had kids
<LtNOWIS|sleep> They will, dgxxx.
<LtNOWIS|sleep> They vowed to "raise warriors"
<LtNOWIS|sleep> Which is consistent with Mandalorian culture.
<dgxxx> oh God I was hoping I heard wrong
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w #3069 Score: +5/17 [I like it] [I don't like it] 12:40, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
<RF> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_comiccon_wedding
<RF> Read it.
<RF> And weep.
<LordHydronium> I don't feel like losing my faith in humanity at this hour.
<RF> "Vodas," he said, using the Mandalorian word for "friends," "Outsiders, Jedis, everybody, welcome. This is a contract between two Mandalorians who made a journey and future together and bled together and will continue to bleed together until their last day," he said.
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w #3000 Score: +5/27 [I like it] [I don't like it] 02:23, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
<Uli> I bet Traviss has a fett plushie
<LtNOWIS> I think she admitted as much.
<LtNOWIS> I know she has a bunch of figures
<Uli> You know, I bet she really hates the mandos and the clones
<Uli> but that, at night, they come to life and threaten her
w #2961 Score: +10/22 [I like it] [I don't like it] 17:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
<Gonk> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mercsuk.jpg You know what I should do for C5? I should go as a female Fandalorian, boob armor and all, and see how many poor dopes hit on me before I betray my true gender by saying "Go away"
<Darth_Culator> Ooh, that's evil. That's a whole special category of evil. I love it.
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w #2924 Score: +15/33 [I like it] [I don't like it] 15:52, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
The Rohlan/Demagol Thing is a fusion jazz act that worked many of the clubs on Mandalore until a dispute over a recording contract broke up the duo. However, their early recordings remain popular and one was recently used as the background music for a series of Holofeed apparel commercials.

- JohnJacksonMiller
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w #2776 Score: +2/10 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:18, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
<Jello> Mando armor: the GFFA's chastity belt
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w #2581 Score: +10/20 [I like it] [I don't like it] 23:28, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
<Grae|AFK> Bendak is a bitch.
<Grae|AFK> I smoked him and barely lost a Light Side Point.
<Grae|AFK> Then you give his magic blaster to Carth, because it isn't worthy of you.
<Grae|AFK> With all its Mando-wannabe juice on the handgrip.
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w #2413 Score: +6/20 [I like it] [I don't like it] 09:48, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
StarNeptune> I tried reading True Colors, but I kept falling asleep
<LordHydronium> I tried reading about True Colors, but I kept having weird little spasms.
<Breathesgelatin> I tried liking Mandalorians, and then I vomited
<StarNeptune> So far, all I got out of the book was that clones are people too, and that Jedi suck
<StarNeptune> oh, and a bunch of Mando shit
<Breathesgelatin> I think you pretty much summarized all Karen Traviss books right there
<LordHydronium> I read that book. It was called "Triple Zero" then. :P
<LtNOWIS2> God.
<LordHydronium> I later read it when it was called "Sacrifice".
<LtNOWIS2> True Colors was sooo much worse about the clones.
<Breathesgelatin> "LOOK YOUGUYS! FUNNY LANGUAGE!"
<LtNOWIS2> Seriously, those were the emo-ist soldiers in Star Wars history.
*** Breathesgelatin is now known as Karen
*** Karen is now known as Karen_Traviss
<Karen_Traviss> ME KAREN TRAVISS! JEDI CORRUPT AND SUCKY FIGHTERS! MMMMMM OPALS!
Notes: Edited for clarity.
w #2358 Score: +12/28 [I like it] [I don't like it] 00:04, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
REPUBLIC COMMANDO: TRIPLE ZERO IN FIVE MINUTES

Eight years ago.

It was a dark and stormy night...

KAL SKIRATA: My wife and kids hate me and I consider myself a miserable failure. Nothing like eight years in a dreary, storm-drenched planet to cheer me up. What's this, a little kid?

NULL: I know eight ways to kill you with my bare hands.

KAL SKIRATA: Awww, how cute! I should give you all names. You're Ordo, you're Mereel, you're Grumpy, you're Dopey, you're Sneezy, you're Fili, you're Kili, and you're Thorin Oakenshield. OK, time for some cake, and then a game. Let's play "Name the points on a Kaminoan that can cause death or paralysis"!

Nine years later...

FI: Dear Diary, I had the most special day today! Niner told me he thought my hair was cute, Atin was such a grouch, and Darman totally likes this girl, but he won't tell us who. Oh yeah, and we're going to blow up some terrorists smuggling explosives. Love ya!

Meanwhile...

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Clones are people too!

OBI-WAN KENOBI, SHEEKA TULL, JOS VONDAR, and BARISS OFFEE: Yes, we know.

Meanwhile, again...

FI: Well, it looks like we're trapped, out of oxygen and heat, and ready to die.

NINER: Aren't you supposed to be making some kind of joke to cope with this?

FI: Uh, that was it.

They are saved in a DEATH-DEFYING, RISKY, DANGEROUS maneuver that succeeds to no one's surprise.

KAL SKIRATA: General Zey, what if we were to *wink-wink*, then *nudge-nudge* the you-know-who, if you know what I mean?

ARLIGAN ZEY: Well, I don't see anything wrong with that. Off you go.

WALON VAU: I'm going to torture these prisoners and then kill them.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Well, if you must.

BARDAN JUSIK: It's war, after all.

FI: Man, I wish I could live a normal life like the people I'm watching: that couple holding hands, that child laughing, that junkie shooting up, that mugger beating an old woman...

ORDO: I've a got a really clever idea for catching the terrorists. We'll sell them explosives and then kill them when they try to pick them up.

KAL SKIRATA: How do we get the word out?

ORDO: eBay.

A listing for "100kg of explosives, slightly used, pictures included" from "mando4lyfe" goes up.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: WAAAAAAAH! Why doesn't Kal liiiiiike me? Isn't Dar so dreamy?

She doodles "E + D 4eva" in her notebook, surrounded by a heart.

WALON VAU: I just shoved a prisoner off a building to her death after torturing her.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I don't see anything wrong with that.

BARDAN JUSIK: It's the lesser of two evils.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Darry-poo, what baby names do you like?

DARMAN: Deece, Detonator, Verp...why?

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: Oh, no reason.

She writes "Mrs. Etain-1136" in her notebook.

WALON VAU: I just blew up a bus of orphans and executed a museum full of people.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I don't see the problem.

BARDAN JUSIK: Some things have to be done.

This goes on for about a billion pages. Eventually, SOME PLOT appears.

ORDO: Good news, someone used "Buy it now".

KAL SKIRATA: Time to go. We are sobered by the fact that at any moment any of us could die.

None of them do.

There are EXPLOSIONS. There is GUNFIRE. There is REGULAR FIRE.

KAL SKIRATA: We have all survived and are all a bit wiser. Let us bask in the glow of being a family.

ETAIN TUR-MUKAN: I've having Darman's baby.

KAL SKIRATA: Get the hell out.

MEREEL: Oh yeah, I forgot I was in this book too. Kal, I found out more about the Eus-Day Ex-Way Achina-May.

KAL SKIRATA: Hopefully we can learn all about it in REPUBLIC COMMANDO III: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY.

KAREN TRAVISS: If you weren't paying attention, the moral of the story is: Mandalorians are cool, Jedi are not (unless they're also Mandalorians), and clones are people too. I don't know how clear this is, so I better add about a hundred mentions of it throughout the book.

She does.

THE END

-Lord_Hydronium
w #2245 Score: +14/26 [I like it] [I don't like it] 23:28, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS> They should make Mando armor that's actually armory.
<LtNOWIS> The sad reality is, people don't like wearing real armor.
<LtNOWIS> It's heavy.
<SillyDan> Exactly.
<LordHydronium> But Mando armor is super-light but it's also super-dense and made of magic and fairies and plot devices.
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w #2222 Score: +10/22 [I like it] [I don't like it] 06:04, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
[00:45]-->| Mandoade (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu
[00:45] <Uli> hmm
[00:45] |<-- Uli has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC)
[00:45] -->| Uli (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu
[00:45] <Mandoade> why can't I get an apostrophe in my name on here?
[00:46] <Uli> ...
[00:46] <Coffee> sorry. we don't speak Mando
[00:46] <Coffee> you have to download the mandie language pack
[00:46] |<-- Mandoade has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))

later...

[00:54] -->| Mando_ade (~irc@holonet.org) has joined #eu
[00:54] <Mando_ade> so where is this language pack?
[00:54] <Trip> Dude
[00:54] <Trip> seriously
[00:55] * Uli is laughing
[00:55] * Kobe_Tai is trying (and failing) to keep from laughing
[00:55] <Mando_ade> what's with the la'tar?
[00:55] <Coffee> I found it, Mando_ade:
[00:55] <Coffee> http://www.supershadow.com/
[00:56] <Uli> hmm
[00:56] * Kobe_Tai breaks down in laughter
[00:56] <Mando_ade> ?
[00:56] <Coffee> search around. it's there somewhere
[00:56] <Kobe_Tai> oh no she didn't
[00:56] <Trip> Dude
[00:56] <Kobe_Tai> coffee, you are my heroine
[00:56] |<-- Mando_ade has left irc.holonet.org (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
Notes: Mando_ade may or may not have been serious
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w #2137 Score: +14/26 [I like it] [I don't like it] 08:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
<The4dotelipsis> There should be a twist to Darth Nihilus' character...a fuck-big one.
<RR|Broken_Arrow> Perhaps.
<The4dotelipsis> Like, there is no Darth Nihilus.
<The4dotelipsis> He's just a cardboard cutout, and he's got an inbuilt super-powerful vacuum cleaner.
<RR|Broken_Arrow> Nice. :P
<The4dotelipsis> You Know It Makes Sense.
<Muuurgh> How does he emit sounds?
<Muuurgh> Built-in speaker?
<CarlitosMoff> And his speech is just a dude in the back messing with the ON/OFF switch?
<The4dotelipsis> Yah.
<The4dotelipsis> No, someone stepped on the speaker before it was installed.
<The4dotelipsis> It's actually just a recording of an old MandalMotors ad.
<The4dotelipsis> "For quality genocide, choose Basilisk War Droids!"
<The4dotelipsis> "Osik, ver nod, and all that crap. Yeah, they're good. Next question" - Mandalore the Supple.
<The4dotelipsis> "There's nothing like having several tons of beskar between your legs in the cold vacuum of space" - Asik Tweedleberry
<CarlitosMoff> You can't really see it with the hood... but Visas is actually wearing earplugs. She just goes "Uhuh... yes. I will comply master" any time she sees him move his head around.
<The4dotelipsis> "Power steering, air-con, twelve beverage holders (and an optional nitric acid dispenser for those lonely deep space journeys) a hyperdrive for the suicidal, and fifty billion popguns just to make it look more spectacular"
<The4dotelipsis> "If you choose the MandalMotors Basilisk War Droid, you can forget about raping victims of sacked cities. Because, brother, will there be consent."
<The4dotelipsis> Clan Ordo had been fucked over by MandalMotors in the past, y'see. Which is why Canderous was so happy to hack apart the cut-out with his mighty blade.
<The4dotelipsis> My theories are foolproof, damnit.
<The4dotelipsis> "We Mandalorians were royally screwed by our own production company. But then, they had large ships, and a cadre of Jedi. We just had a few loincloths and a plastic spoon to each pair of men."
Notes: Extraneous crap removed
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w #1930 Score: +6/22 [I like it] [I don't like it] 17:33, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
[12:29] <JorrelFraajic> Hmm. What would happen if Timothy Zahn were to write a book and kill Boba Fett in it?
[12:29] <Graestan> He would become a Pariah.
[12:29] <Graestan> I think Karen Traviss will do that to the old merc anyhow.
[12:29] <Graestan> She pretty much has the rights to him.
[12:30] <JorrelFraajic> Hehehe. She "owns" Boba.
[12:30] <Graestan> Of course, she'd make his last living thought: "I love my Daddy."
[12:30] <Graestan> 9_9
[12:30] <JorrelFraajic> No, he'd say it in Mando'a.
[12:31] <Graestan> I' l'ove m'y Da'dy?
[12:31] <JorrelFraajic> I' Lo've m'y Da'dd'y.
[12:31] <Graestan> LOL
[12:31] <JorrelFraajic> You got the joke!
w #1903 Score: +11/17 [I like it] [I don't like it] 07:40, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
[02:38] <JorrelFraajic> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mandalorian_drinking_song - Why doesn't that surprise me?
[02:40] <LordHydronium> My god...it's full of apostrophes!
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w #1640 Score: +11/35 [I like it] [I don't like it] 11:30, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

RE: Where do the Mando's fit into LotF's civil war?


Every 3rd book --topher694
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w #1551 Score: +8/22 [I like it] [I don't like it] 13:56, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
[20:54] <LordHydronium> I hate this name because it makes me thing "Mandalore", except it's not. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vandalor
[20:54] <LordHydronium> *think
[20:54] <LordHydronium> It's like a ripoff Mandalore.
[20:55] <LordHydronium> Can't afford Mandalore? Get Vandalor, the next best thing!
[20:55] <LordHydronium> Vandalorians!
[20:55] <LordHydronium> VandalMotors?
[20:55] <LordHydronium> Vando'a?
[20:56] <LordHydronium> We could make a whole spinoff here.
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w #1546 Score: +10/30 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:19, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
[00:16] <The4dotelipsis> Is it just me, or does Jerjerrod sound like a fruit?
[00:16] <mistau1> Muji fruit bush
[00:16] <@LordHydronium> Like, a homosexual?
[00:16] <@LordHydronium> Or something you eat?
[00:16] <Ozzel> Right, I wasn't sure which way to take that question.
[00:17] <+Darth_Culator> As in pineapples and tangerines and jerjerrods?
[00:17] <Ozzel> And marshmellow pie!
[00:17] <The4dotelipsis> Like a homosexual.
[00:17] <Ozzel> Well, not a fruit.
[00:17] <Ozzel> Hmm, possibly.
[00:17] <+Darth_Culator> Because I think that actually works.
[00:17] <The4dotelipsis> Or, as they like to call them IU, Mandalorians.
[00:18] <Ozzel> I know Vader would have liked to have served sliced jerjerrod.
[00:18] <@Cull_Tremayne> Ba Dum Pssh!
[00:18] <The4dotelipsis> Hey, it's true.
Notes: That's more context than you deserve.
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