<Coffee> dude, some people were waiting for this book for the sole purpose of reading the 3P0/moncal ship romance
<Coffee> don't spoil them!
<LordHydronium> That's my OTP
<LordHydronium> I call it Mon C-3POmari
<LordHydronium> Wait, that's terrible.
<LordHydronium> And sounds like something twisted with Mon Mothma, 3PO, and Mara.
<RF> MCpio
<LordHydronium> Or Mari Amethyst from AOTC, which is worse. o_O

<IFYLOFD> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Maraandcadelegacy.JPG Cade is thinking "I know it's wrong, but I would tap that."

<Three-Atesee> so, does approving of stover's continuity mistake in mindor make me a total hypocrite?
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<Three-Atesee> Luke just knows about Hands
<Three-Atesee> whereas he's clueless about them in TTT
<Three-Atesee> and then thinks Mara was the only one until the find Roganda Ismaren
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<SinisterSamurai> Easy-Out: Luke was so hot for Mara when they first met that her boobs literally made him stupid.

<LordHydro|TV> Remember when Genghis explained that 2+2 didn't equal 4 in Star Wars?
<LordHydro|TV> That was fun.
<Jorrel> 2+2 =/= 4?
<LordHydro|TV> Yes.
<Havac> 2+2=Mara Jade is a lame-ass Shira Brie ripoff!

[11:20:59] Havac: "Quiet! Both of you!" Mara shouted. "It is possible, and he has done it." She gestured with her arm to indicate Han and Leia. "He has done it to this man, and this woman, and their children. Respect their shock and sorrow. Be gone! Give them time for shock, for grief, and take your foolish debates elsewhere!"
[11:21:07] Havac: I see Mara's been taking oratory lessons from Tolkien.
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[11:29:30] LucidFox: Luke to Mara: "You calmed them with purple prose?"
[11:29:48] Havac: That's not even purple prose. That's like ultraviolet prose.

<Trip> that scene in DW is the most hilarious one ever
<Trip> if I'm remembering right
<LordHydronium> The one where she's all "I call you Master"?
<Trip> yeah, that one
<Trip> mostly because she blows luke off because she's horny
<LordHydronium> ...
<LordHydronium> You wanna rephrase that?
<Trip> LUKE: " :'( :'( Rodan doesn't like me..."
<RF> Horny!
<Trip> MARA: "Whatever Luke baby, let's fuck!"
<LordHydronium> Then Luke finishes with "So how was your day?"
<RF> She seemed to be horny for the whole Vong war.
<Trip> LUKE: "Mara, I'm being for seriously here. He made me very sad. He didn't even call me master. :'( "
<Trip> MARA: "Hey, baby, I'll call you master!"
<RF> Then, Leia got the same way.
<LordHydronium> Call him master of her vagina, more like.
<RF> Well, when you put it /that/ way...
<RF> :p

<LordHydronium> Now I'm reading Destiny's Way and just came to a part where Luke and Mara had offscreen sex.
<LordHydronium> After which Mara needed some water because she was "thirsty". o_O
<LtNOWIS> heh heh
<LO|away> Sex can make one thirsty...

One thing I do like about Ben's GAG past is that it really makes him his mother's son as well as his father's. Sure, he's a Skywalker with all the potential yada yada yada, but he was also the naive follower/personal assassin of a fascist Sith Lord, just like Mom. --dizfactor

<RelentlessRogue> Sacrifice Mara was quite fairly unrealistic.
<Havac> Of course she was.
<Havac> Unrealistically HOT.
* RelentlessRogue sighs exasperatedly.
<RelentlessRogue> Have it your way, Havac. ^^

RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.

Clearly Mara's lack of aging is the most prominent because she got a double dose. --beccatoria

<Karohalva> I hear Mara has been haunting Jacen.
<Enochf> Teaching him the true meaning of Life Day, no doubt.

<The4dotelipsis> "Mara Jade dies! Her hair."

[18:19] <Graestan> Well, I'll say that Id rather finger Mara than have Aves beat me off.

[17:41] <The4dotelipsis> The Japanese do it too, to an extent. A lot of their renderings are very NEGTC-esque.
[17:42] <JorrelFraajic> Figures. They /are/ the Japanese.
[17:42] <The4dotelipsis> If only they could get Mara right. And by right, I mean McRandle.
[17:44] <Havac> And by McRandle, you mean naked.

[16:13] <Gonk|Busy> "We are gathered here today to pay our fi--OH SWEET JESUS SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND US AND SHE'S HUGE" http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a1/Mara-funeral.jpg
[16:13] <Ozzel> :-D

<LordHydronium> We agreed a long time ago that we could blank speech bubbles. I'd like to start one limiting that, on the grounds that they look like ass.
<Havac> Like Mara's ass?
<Havac> Because that's a good thing.
<LordHydronium> The bad kind of ass.
<LordHydronium> Yarna del'Gargan ass.

[11:18] <Cull_Tremayne> Salvatore should've written Sacrifice.
[11:19] <Cull_Tremayne> And had a moon fall on top of her.
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[11:19] <LordHydronium> Had a Muun fall on top of her, more like.

<TheAllianceDot> If Allston had written Sacrifice, Mara would have died.

<Ineedaname> "Mara Jade was a female[1][2][3][4][5][6] ... [128]"

<RF> People are becoming jaded to character deaths, if you'll pardon the pun.