[11:30:33] LordHydronium: Fuck it, I'm gonna write Jusik.
[11:31:17] LordHydronium: This'll be my challenge. My Waru. My Mount Sorrow, if Mount Sorrow were in five books about how awesome mountains are and how much Ewoks suck.

[17:59] <The4dotelipsis> "W. Warrick and witch doctors of his power to both blow people off the power to both blow people off the Imperial era, Mount Sorrow was a figure one, known only to their death, which he demonstrated by attempting to murder Wicket W. Warrick and had no qualms about sentient, and witch doctors of healing."
[17:59] <The4dotelipsis> http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm?
[18:01] <JorrelFraajic> Hey! It's Darth Nihilus's language, in written form!
[18:03] <Havac> Can we just contract that to "the power to . . . blow people off . . . was . . . known . . . to . . . Wicket W. Warrick"?
[18:04] <Graestan> lol
[18:04] <Graestan> You're like Pat Robertson.
[18:05] =-= Graestan was booted from #wookieepedia by Havac (Personal attacks.)

[09:58] <LucidFox> Maddolis> Mount Sorrow is much worse than the Sun King.
[09:59] <LordHydronium> They should be combined.
[09:59] <LordHydronium> The King of Sorrow.
[09:59] <LordHydronium> "Take my tears, dude."

<LordHydronium> I kinda liked this version of the KB: http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Knowledge_Bank&oldid=1049618
<LordHydronium> Unfortunately not canon. :(
<LordHydronium> But seriously, murderous carnivorous telepathic clams? That would be, like, the best thing ever.
<LordHydronium> Not just in Star Wars.
<LordHydronium> EVER.
<JorrelFraajic> No.
<JorrelFraajic> Emo mountains are the best things ever.
<LordHydronium> Emo murderous mountains...? OK, you offer a fair contender.
<LordHydronium> But I believe the murderous carnivorous telepathic clams would outstrip that.
<LordHydronium> Were they canon.
<JorrelFraajic> That's only because there's more clams.
<jSarek> What about murderous carnivorous emo telepathic clams on a mountain?
<LordHydronium> ...I must become a canon writer and make this happen.
<LordHydronium> Clams on a Mountain! I'd watch that movie.
<LordHydronium> This place is getting a bit silly.
<jSarek> Just so long as it's not like Brokeback Mountain with clams. Last thing I want to see is two boy clams shacking up in a tent and then whining about not being able to quit each other.
<JorrelFraajic> I am sick and tired of the motherkriffin' clams on this motherkriffin' mountain.
<LordHydronium> Sorry, /now/ it's getting silly.
<jSarek> Though it would be sufficiently emo, I suppose.
<LordHydronium> Gay carnivorous telepathic emo clams on a mountain who can't quit each other.
<LordHydronium> Boys, we have the next book series.
<jSarek> I'll call Stover. He can get the angst down.
<JorrelFraajic> No, next book series is Star Wars: Peace.
<JorrelFraajic> It can be the one after that.
<jSarek> They cancelled that one. Now they've filled the slot with Star Wars: More War.

This is Stupid with a capital 's'. Darth Maddolis 05:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
* But it's also Funny with a capital 'f'. :P Adamwankenobi 06:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
** This is simply a disgrace. And not funny at all. —Unsigned comment by Maybe-not (talk • contribs).
*** And it's Canon, with a capital 'c'. Don't like it? Too bad. Jorrel Fraajic 14:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

<Ineedaname> Quick, someone name a source which says the Executor was 19km
<Azzt_Rhell> Ultimate Visual Ency.
<Gonk> INAN: the official site?
<Ozzel> Marvel Ewoks 7: The Perilous Laughing Spell
<Ozzel> "I've never seen anyone more worthy of my tears! You are a true hero, young Teebo. Take all the tears you want! Also, the Executor is 19km long!"
<Ozzel> -- Mt. Sorrow

<JorrelFraajic> I figured out what could save the Legacy Era.
<Ozzel> Jaxxon?
<JorrelFraajic> Close.
<Riffsyphon1024> Kyle Katarn
<JorrelFraajic> Closer....
<Riffsyphon1024> Waru
<JorrelFraajic> Even closer.....
<Ozzel> Sun King & the season scepter!
<Riffsyphon1024> K'Kruhk
<JorrelFraajic> Ozzel's almost there.....
<Riffsyphon1024> Luke Skywalker
<Ozzel> Mount Sorrow!
<JorrelFraajic> OZZEL WINS!
<Ozzel> :-p
<Ozzel> A single tear is all it would take.
<JorrelFraajic> They need to have that Vader vs. Cade fight over Cade's pants there.
<Riffsyphon1024> the crazy ass Marvel comics could only pull something so nutty
<JorrelFraajic> Waru should come from his extra-demensional world too.
<Riffsyphon1024> Ewoks for that matter
<JorrelFraajic> And then Kyle Katarn needs to come in and kick the crap out of everyone.
<JorrelFraajic> That would save the Legacy Era.

<Darth_Culator> Good lord. Attack of the uncreative image names: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mtsorrow.JPG http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mt_Sorrow.jpg http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mt_Sorrow.JPG http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mount_Sorrow.jpg http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Mount_Sorrow.JPG

<Culator|Work> How the hell do you "revive" a robot?
<Culator|Work> How can a robot be "half-dead"?
<Culator|Work> Somebody was thinking down to Dave Manak's level right there.