[21:10] <TheAluminumNoob> Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
[21:10] <TheAluminumNoob> Jeff Foxworthy is talking about anal seepage. O_o
[21:12] * TheAluminumNoob vomits
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[21:12] <Graestan> Jesus.
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[21:16] <Graestan> Bad Floyd.
[21:16] <Graestan> Bad.

<LucidFox> But on roleplaying servers, it's the natural habitat of jumping, self-burning lesbians played by 15-year-old boys with poor typing skills
<Glaug-Eldare> self-burning?
<Skwisgaar> autocombusting
<LucidFox> Well, they like to stand in the fireplace and burn to death
<LucidFox> never understood why
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<JorrelFraajic> Digital self-mutilation? O_o
<Skwisgaar> for people too scared to commit real self-mutilation

[09:06] |<-- Gonk|Busy has left irc.freenode.net ("WHO DARES TO GONK FOREVAAAAAAHHH")
[09:07] <Graestan> OHHHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:07] <Graestan> WHEN GONK MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

<LucidFox> Oookay... First my hopes at any degree of realism whatsoever got smashed when I ran into my first invisible wall, and now my hopes at any internal logic whatsoever got smashed when I saw a Stargate.
<Azzt|Dead> ?
<R_F> Hm?
<LucidFox> Ranting about Second Life. Never mind. Now I've logged out and I'm never going to log back in out of fear that my sanity suffers even more.
<LucidFox> Back to WoW.
<R_F> Aww. You hadn't even encountered the genitalia black market yet...

[09:26] <@Culator|Work> It's freaking snowing.
[09:26] <@Culator|Work> I hate freaking snow.
[09:26] <+LucidFox_> I love snow.
[09:27] <+LucidFox> Especially under moonlight.
[09:34] <@Culator|Work> Moonlight. Hmm. Well, that's the end of that conversation.

[16:40:50] LordHydro|TV: OK, here's all the producing credits for Entourage: executive producer, producer, supervising producer, associate producer, "produced by", and co-executive producer.
[16:41:02] LordHydro|TV: What the hell do these people do?
[16:41:11] Ozzel: Get paid.

<LtNOWIS> So, Google can turn "snata lclar" into "Santa Clara"
<LtNOWIS> Good for it

[14:33] <@LordHydronium> You know, this is something I've never thought about since it wouldn't have happened since 2000...
[14:33] <@LordHydronium> What does the President-elect do until inauguration?
[14:37] <@CulatorWork|Doom> Gets tricked by the Time Lord who is masquerading as Prime Minister of Great Britain into being killed by cyborgs from the future.
[14:37] <@LordHydronium> Indeed.
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[14:41] <@GT|Inqing> Funny you should say that.
[14:41] <@GT|Inqing> Brown says how much he's looking forward to meeting him. :P

<RF> Also, I am embarrassed to report that I know for a fact that John McCain's exit music comes from the movie "Crimson Tide," in which a grizzled old sub captain, a career Navy man, is fought and bested by a younger, Harvard-educated black executive officer.

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[17:15] <Enochf> Dude, a power outage
[17:15] <Enochf> Power outages are so... California

[10:32:05] LtNOWIS: There's a "SpongeBob Squarepants Sexy SpongeBob Adult Costume"
[10:32:33] LucidFox: Ewwww
[10:32:37] * TrakNar shudders.
[10:32:42] Havac: No no no no no no no no no no no no please no.
[10:32:49] Ozzel: I don't want to know...
[10:32:51] Ozzel: And yet... I do.

[11:19:08] LucidFox: "Greetings, warlock! Welcome to the Cathedral of Light!" <-- .....
[11:43:30] Eraclito: LucidFox, i lol'd
[11:44:05] Eraclito: it's like the real church :> they try to convert everyone

[11:24:12] sacarasc: achieved: Outland, Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms explored
[11:24:17] sacarasc: time wasted: too much

[09:32] <LucidFox> http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10460511 <-- Oh, what a hilarious reminder of why we have WP:POINT.
[09:33] <Grae_the_Cruel> Can't they just mail the papers to him?
[09:33] <Grae_the_Cruel> http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF052-Kitty_Heaven.gif
[09:34] <Culator|Work> Heh. I think the post office has a department for that, like letters to Santa.
[09:34] <LucidFox> Culator|Work> Speaking of which, what do they do with letters to Santa?
[09:35] <LucidFox> I'm still curious with what Russian post offices do with letters to Grandfather Frost... they probably just toss them out
[09:35] <Skwisgaar> Lucidfox: my uncle's office burns them
[09:35] <Skwisgaar> BIG bonfire. much fun.
[09:37] <LucidFox> I read that some of the letters to Einstein were addressed as simply "Europe. To Einstein", and they still reached their destination
[09:39] <Skwisgaar> ROFL
[09:40] <Madclaw> letters to Jax Pavan Coruscant were often wrongly delivered
[09:41] <Skwisgaar> nobody knew which one. it especially got confusing when they tried sending letters to each other
[09:51] <Culator|Work> LucidFox: http://www.usps.com/communications/newsroom/localnews/ca/ca_2007_1128a.htm
[09:52] <Culator|Work> The United States Postal Service actually makes efforts to answer letters to Santa.
[09:52] <LucidFox> :/
[09:52] <Culator|Work> Total waste of manpower.
[09:52] <Grae_the_Cruel> PORK-BARREL SPENDING
[09:52] <Culator|Work> I don't actually know what they do with letters to God.
[09:52] * Grae_the_Cruel calls McCain on the Red Phone
[09:52] <LucidFox> I would have replied with "You think he exists? You moron!"
[09:53] <LucidFox> regarding Santa, not God...
[09:53] <Culator|Work> Heh.
[09:53] <LucidFox> but possibly God too
[09:53] <Culator|Work> Make up a form letter to send back to kids.
[09:54] <Grae_the_Cruel> "Santa has been arrested for breaking and entering, and is currently detained at Chino. Please defer to your parents for gifts henceforth."
[09:54] <Culator|Work> "The following things do not exist: Santa. The Tooth Fairy. Leprechauns. God. The Easter Bunny. Ghosts. The Boogeyman."
[09:54] <Grae_the_Cruel> Leprechauns are real, man.
[09:55] <Culator|Work> Per Cartman v. Broflovski, I know.

<LtNOWIS> "Airstrikes kill more than 60 Taliban fighters in Helmand"
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<Darth_Culator> "Airstrikes turn more than 60 Taliban fighters into Hellmann's mayonnaise"

[13:33:33] DeFender1031: all i have to say about the LHC is: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/2057542535_5a9893b714.jpg
[13:34:38] Enochf: Could you dumb it down a little?

<avenger> maybe you should use eletric tape
<avenger> maybe you should use eletric tape
<avenger> maybe you should use eletric tape
<avenger> shit
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<Jello> I wear fancy clothes to school
<Jello> French cuffs, Egyptian cotton, Italian weaving, Londoner collars, Made in USA
<Jello> basically fancy clothes that could fight a world war with itself.

[19:51] <LO|Away> !markov I want
[19:51] <Nuku-Nuku> I want to be easier to just talk in my head.
[19:52] <Gonk|Smash> hmm.
[19:52] <Gonk|Smash> !mentalkov
[19:52] <Gonk|Smash> Guess it worked.

[17:00] <LO|Hereish> Nuclear weapons are just used for empty threats these days.
[17:01] <Culator|Work> And saving the world in disaster movies.
[17:01] <AdmirableAckbar> I read that as "Disaster Movie," Culator.
[17:01] <AdmirableAckbar> Nothing could save the world from that.
[17:02] <Culator|Work> Well, not NOW.
[17:02] <Culator|Work> A nuclear bomb /could/ have saved us if it had been used earlier.