<LordHydronium> One day I will become an SW author for the sole purpose of making this canon. :P
<Jang|Away> It could work. :P TCW is someone's fanon.
<GreenTentacle> A 12 year old girl's?
<Jang|Away> I was thinking of Failoni, but yeah that can work too.
<LordHydronium> I think TCW is a pretty cool guy. eh kills canon and doesn't afraid of anything.
<Jang|Away> TCW is a guy? :O heh
<Tyber> NO... O?
<Tyber> U
<Jang|Away> !markov Fail =
<Nuku-Nuku> Fail = TCW" XD

<JangFett> Ah, Wookieepedia turns five tomorrow. :P
<Culator|Away> And there was much rejoicing.
<Nuku-Nuku> Yay.
<Tyber> It's a day of doom and sorrow!

<JangFett> Ah, I remember when I took this screenshot last year. XD Vista completely fails. http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2838/vistafails.jpg
<Xd1358> epic fail
<Xd1358> remaining days 38000...
<Jaymach> that's not really unique to Vista though
<Jaymach> every version of Windows fecks up like that on occasion
<JangFett> It made me laugh, though. XD heh
<Jaymach> hopefully the next episode won't have the annoying Japan map on it
<JangFett> heh

<Lord_Oblivion> Are you mocking me?
<Olioster> Yes
<Tyber> He's milking you.
<Lord_Oblivion> ...
<Olioster> =D
<Lord_Oblivion> Creepy
<Tyber> And /he/ laughs about it...
<Olioster> I like your taste
<Olioster> =O
<Tyber> Now, THAT was creepy.
<Lord_Oblivion> What the hell?
<Olioster> lol

<JangFett> !fishoutofwater Tyber
<Nuku-Nuku> Tyber + Ahsoka (awesome), but the blonde ones were usually black and white.
<JangFett> XD
<CC|Away> ...
<JangFett> I have no comment.
<Xicer9> Tyber: BUT I HAVE TO BE FIRST
<Xicer9> FIRST FIRST FIRST
<Tyber> That is a sign of addiction, you know? :P
<JangFett> XD

<TrakNar> !polov Play with
<Nuku-Nuku> Play with your life without sex
<TrakNar> Greedo is sitting on my lap and purring.
<GrandMoffTranner> I really hope that Greedo is a cat.
<ChackJadson> heh
<Toprawa> It would be more interesting if it wasn't.
<JangFett> XD
<Toprawa> Not necessarily better or more enticing.
<Toprawa> Just...more interesting

<Culator|Away> http://rawstory.com/2010/01/agency-calls-global-cyberwarfare-treaty-drivers-license-web-users/
<Culator|Away> If only someone had thought of this in 1995.

Tyber> Tope
<Toprawa> hey
<Culator|Work> Pope.
<Olioster> Robe
<Olioster> Damnit
<Olioster> ROPE

<dgxxx> hmm I emailed the airline, change the ticket will cost me 50 bucks
<dgxxx> LO pick a date
<LO|away> Hm..
<LO|away> The cute redhead
<dgxxx> the hell

[16:53] <JorrelFraajic> Physics sucks.
[16:53] <SinisterSamurai> Physics doesn't suck! It's what allows us to bludgeon.

<TrakNar> I swear, these cats are a small-scale replica of the Internet. For a while, it was all males of varying ages. Then a single female shows up and they all go nucking futs.

<Culator|Work> We just had a bird fly through the office.
<Olioster> Did it shat on something?
<Culator|Work> No.
<Culator|Work> But since the office consists of five women and two men, guess whose job it was to remove it?
<Olioster> lol
<Culator|Work> The other guy held the door while I chased it. Everyone else just ducked.
<SinisterSamurai> Darth Culator: Defender of the Office, Champion of Avian Adversaries
<SinisterSamurai> The Feather Griefer.
<Olioster> Poultry Pounder?
<SinisterSamurai> Poultry Pounder!
<Culator|Work> ...
<Zervonn> heh
<SinisterSamurai> Lo, though the maidens' panic reached a shrill high, Culator was not knock-kneed. The brave and noble Darth quickly recruited the coward closest to him. "Hold the door. I shall deal with this menace," his voice commanded. The women fell silent in awe, as Culator reached for his broom.
<SinisterSamurai> I think I've probably gone about as far as I care to with this.
<Olioster> lol

<RF> From Dunc:
<RF> http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/828813.html?thread=49030285#t49030285
<RF> Prediction: Jesus will be the next thing to get the sexy vampire treatment.
<Dgxxx> No rf just no
<RF> But he's immortal
<RF> And he watches you when you sleep.
<RF> And... other times...
<Dgxxx> He doesnt drink blood
<RF> No.
<Dgxxx> See
<RF> You drink *his* blood.
<Dgxxx> Fuuuuuuuu

[16:43] <+Tyber> !markov KILL
[16:43] <@Nuku-Nuku> KILL WITH FIRE
[16:43] <@Culator|Work> KILL WITH PANCAKES
[16:43] <+JangFett> !markov KILL
[16:43] <@Nuku-Nuku> KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
[16:44] <@ChackJadson> !markov Pancakes
[16:44] <+JangFett> haha
[16:44] <@Nuku-Nuku> Pancakes are one of the floor after an "s'"
[16:44] <+GrandMoffTranner> I suppose you could choke or suffocate people with pancakes.
[16:44] <+JangFett> Indeed.
[16:44] <@ChackJadson> Or beat them!
[16:44] <+JangFett> Beat them with Pancakes.
[16:44] <+GrandMoffTranner> Speaking from experience? :p
[16:44] <+JangFett> XD
[16:45] <+GrandMoffTranner> "What are you in jail for?" "I beat someone to death with a couple of pancakes."
[16:45] <@Culator|Work> I'd be terrified of that guy.
[16:45] <+GrandMoffTranner> Though, killing someone with pancakes would be great, because you could eat the murder weapon.
[16:45] <+JangFett> Indeed. :)
[16:45] <@ChackJadson> haha
[16:46] <+JangFett> Get rid of the evidence.
[16:49] <+Zervonn> But you realize David Caruso would find you. He always knows. He will find pancake batter splatter all over the crime scene.

<Glaug-Eldare> internet rule: if someone is defensive or touchy about the marine corps that means that they are not a marine but they're totally gonna join once they move out of their bullshit stepdad's house

[10:06] <Culator|Work> My last customer was named Wheeler. He was in a wheelchair.
[10:06] <Tyber> Haha. Coincidence. :P
[10:07] <Culator|Work> That's even better than Mr. Caddy who works at a GM dealership.
[10:24] <CavalierOne> True story. My dentist is Dr Payne.

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[13:34] Jedi_Kasra: Tranner...
[13:35] GrandMoffTranner: Hey Kasra, everyone.
[13:35] Toprawa: Kasra...
[13:35] Toprawa: Tranner...
[13:35] MasterJonathan: hey Tope Tranner
[13:35] Toprawa: hey everyone...
[13:35] Toprawa: hey Master Jonathan...
[13:35] GrandMoffTranner: ...
[13:36] MasterJonathan: What's with everybody ending their messages with an ellipsis?
[13:36] GrandMoffTranner: *ellipsis?...
[13:36] Toprawa: We're stuck in Cliffhanger Mode...
[13:37] Enochf: ............................
[13:37] Jedi_Kasra: Tope...
[13:37] GrandMoffTranner: Too... much... suspense...
[13:37] Jedi_Kasra: Honestly, I don't know...

<Grunny> !echo [markov Chack] [blamer] [markov Tyber]
<Nuku-Nuku> Chack hearts Veiny. I blame DeFender1031. Tyber + Ahsoka (awesome), but the server
<ChackJadson> :|
<Tyber> :|
<Grunny> XD

<ChackJadson> Anyway, anybody know that one Christmas song?
<ChackJadson> You know, the one that goes "doo doo doo doo, doo doo"
<JangFett> Jingle Bells? XD
<ChackJadson> No XD
<JangFett> Hmm, hang on Chack.
<Grunny> You mean the hustle? ;)
<ChackJadson> Hmm...possibly...
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<Grunny> .hustle
<Dr_Ball_MD> Do the Hustle! do do do do dodo dodo do do, do do do dodo dodo do do
<ChackJadson> Troll!
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<Grunny> :P
<ChackJadson> Grr...
<ChackJadson> :P
<JangFett> XD
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<JangFett> XD
<Grunny> :P
<ChackJadson> XD

[20:30] <@Darth_Culator> What the hell is the thing Spock works on in Star Trek II that kills him?
[20:31] <@Darth_Culator> The warp core is like twenty feet away. It's just some... thing.
[20:32] <+JangFett> I thought the radiation killed him.
[20:32] <@Darth_Culator> Yes, but it's radiation from some busted thing he goes into a compartment to fix.
[20:33] <@Darth_Culator> And it can't possibly be the warp core. But Memory Alpha doesn't say what it is.
[20:38] <+JangFett> hmm
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> It's the radiation emitter. Its entire purpose is to kill whoever is standing nearby.
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> The Federation engineers warned about it
[20:41] <@LordHydronium> But it was cheaper to leave in
[20:42] <@Darth_Culator> It was probably designed by the same guy who made the consoles explode to let you know they were broken.
[20:42] <@LordHydronium> And whoever added rocks to the bridge ceilings solely to kill Riker.