<JorrelFraajic> !random
<JorrelFraajic> [12:01.56] <Nuku-Nuku> Error: I cowardly refuse to kick myself. - :O

[01:53.20] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:53.20] =-= arip was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:53.37] <JorrelFraajic> Wow, 0 for 2 on auto-rejoin tonight.
[01:53.40] <Jaymach> you can't try to pick someone with autojoin? :P
[01:53.42] <JorrelFraajic> Also, who?
[01:53.51] * Jaymach shrugs
[01:53.59] <Jaymach> do it again
[01:54.02] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:54.03] <Jaymach> see if you can go 3 for 3
[01:54.03] =-= Cylka was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:54.06] <JorrelFraajic> HAHAHAHAHA
[01:54.08] <Jaymach> nicely done
[01:54.22] <JorrelFraajic> I'm so pleased right now for no damn reason.
[01:54.24] <Jaymach> keep going until you get someone with auto-rejoin :P
[01:54.31] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:54.32] =-= LO|Hereish was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:54.33] -->| LO|Hereish has joined #wookieepedia
[01:54.36] <Jaymach> aw
[01:54.40] <JorrelFraajic> That's it, chain's done.
[01:54.47] <Jaymach> he ruined it

<SoresuMakashi> Google is fine
<@Nuku-Nuku> http://www.everythingisfine.net/
<SoresuMakashi> Nuku you stupid idiot! I didn't tell you to google that!
<SoresuMakashi> I was just saying that
<SoresuMakashi> Google is fine
<@Nuku-Nuku> http://www.everythingisfine.net/
<SoresuMakashi> You did it again!

[13:10:24] IFYLOFD: Zekk looks like a girl.
[13:13:20] Madclaw: !markov Zekk
[13:13:21] Nuku-Nuku: Zekk looks like a man.

[04:31] <Stone_Wall> !markov Galen Marek
[04:31] <Nuku-Nuku> Galen Marek puts his seatbelt on.
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> no
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> he's unleashed

[11:15] <LO|Away> Wow. Did I seriously just watch the Beauty & the Beast sequel?
[11:15] <Culator|Work> What did you do that for?
[11:15] <LO|Away> Must've been hypnotized by Tim Curry's sexy voice.
[11:17] <LO|Away> I'M BOLTED TO THE WALL!!!
[11:17] <LO|Away> !bored
[11:17] <Nuku-Nuku> It's like attributing the quality of voice acting. :P
[11:18] <Gonk> O.O
[11:18] <LO|Away> Wow...

<Nuku-Nuku> Wait, what the hell am I doing here?
*** Nuku-Nuku left #darthipedia

<James_T_Kirk> !sex Carter
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex help
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !help sex
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: *hiss*
<James_T_Kirk> ?
<James_T_Kirk> !sex machine
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex LucidFox
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex right now
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> This bot has headache, like my wife.

[17:09] <@JorrelFraajic> O_o
[17:11] <+a_shrubbery> o_O
[17:11] <@JorrelFraajic> O_O
[17:12] <@Culator|Work> o_o
[17:12] <@Nuku-Nuku> ō_ô
[17:12] <@Enochf> !tealc
[17:12] <@Nuku-Nuku> ō_ô
[17:12] <@Enochf> Bah
[17:12] <@JorrelFraajic> -_-
[17:12] <@Culator|Work> I have magic powers.
[17:13] <@JorrelFraajic> @o_o@
[17:13] <@JorrelFraajic> @ handles Nuku commands too?

[13:45] <@Culator|Work> !bah
[13:45] <@Nuku-Nuku> Bah to Nuku.
[13:45] <@Culator|Work> ...riiight.
[13:48] <@Nuku-Nuku> If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
[13:50] <@Culator|Work> Mmkay.
[13:51] <@Nuku-Nuku> The river tells no lies, yet standing at its shores the dishonest man still hears them.
[13:51] <@Culator|Work> Right.
[13:52] <+Madclaw> thats....deep
[13:52] <+Madclaw> almost a haiku
[13:52] <@Nuku-Nuku> Lightning flashes, sparks shower. In one blink of an eye, you have missed seeing.
[13:53] <@Culator|Work> That's enough of that.
[13:53] <@Nuku-Nuku> How deep is the river if you can't see the bottom?
[13:53] <@Culator|Work> 42!

<Nuku-Nuku> Error: That operation really should be done in private.

[15:51:55] LO|Away: !bored
[15:52:00] Nuku-Nuku: My wife is too much. :(

[10:50:49] JorrelFraajic: !googlekov
[10:50:52] Nuku-Nuku: No matches found. (Search took 0.77 seconds)
[10:50:55] JorrelFraajic: :|
[10:51:03] JorrelFraajic: Who knows what she looked for? O_o

<Culator|Work> !bored
<Nuku-Nuku> So you hate Padme, wait till my next FAN.
<Culator|Work> Nuku's going to write an FA? Quite a feat for a collection of Python scripts.

[19:05] <Madclaw> !markov darthipedia
[19:05] <Nuku-Nuku> darthipedia IS a limit to the meeting at LFL ever erased that fly with wing-flapping.
[19:05] <Madclaw> hmm quotable enough
[19:08] <Enochf|work> Hey, you can't quote Nuku
[19:08] <Enochf|work> Her markov's are like Gestalt quote entities
[19:09] <Madclaw> 9_9
[19:09] <Madclaw> ahem
[19:09] <Madclaw> !markov BEEBLE
[19:09] <Nuku-Nuku> BEEBLE BEEBLE BEEBLE :)
[19:10] <Madclaw> !markov FLOOB
[19:10] <Nuku-Nuku> FLOOB my BOOB with UBERLUBE
[19:10] <Madclaw> XD
[19:10] <Enochf|work> Nuku kindly informs me "Hey" is not a command
[19:11] <Enochf|work> Now she tells me "kindly" is not a command
[19:11] <Madclaw> !markov Enochf|work
[19:11] <Nuku-Nuku> Enochf|work least you tried counting? :P
[19:12] * Enochf|work squirts Nuku with a spray-bottle
[19:12] <Madclaw> bottle is not a command
[19:12] <Madclaw> neither is squirt

<LucidFox> New selection of search results that get people to the QDB:
<LucidFox> guri sex hrd
<LucidFox> marasiah fel hentai
<Enochf|work> Heh
<LucidFox> Take a look at gangbang of Aayla Secura by three aliens!
<Enochf|work> Someone *besides* me made the Guri search?
<Ozzel> At least they won't be disappointed with Guri.
<LtNOWIS> Google marasiah fel hardcore sex images
<Nuku-Nuku> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Jorrel_Fraajic
<Enochf|work> ...
<Ozzel> Q. D. B.

[10:46:25] RichterScales: !delete
[10:47:21] RichterScales: Culator, it would be amazing if you could make Nuku delete articles. Then everyone would complain on Nuku's talk page instead of yours.

<Havac> !seen a_girl
<Nuku-Nuku> Havac: a_girl was last seen in #wookieepedia 11 weeks, 6 days, 3 hours, 49 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <a_girl> I'm not registered yet, though.
<LucidFox> O_O
<Charitwo> !seen any_action
<Nuku-Nuku> Charitwo: I have not seen any_action.
<LucidFox> Somehow, I doubt that a_girl was really a girl.
<LucidFox> And speaking of which.
<LucidFox> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/3596 <-- I wasn't the one who deleted this one, but I *really* hope it makes sense in context.
<Ozzel> Where'd he get a clitoris?
<Jaymach> hooker
<DoctorBadWolf> context -is- for hookers
<DoctorBadWolf> i mean
<DoctorBadWolf> pussies
<DoctorBadWolf> dammit, i hate it when im reading and typing at the same time

[14:48:43] jSarek: !seen Nuku-Nuku
[14:48:43] Nuku-Nuku: jSarek: I have not seen Nuku-Nuku.
[14:48:47] jSarek: Clever girl.
[14:48:56] LordHydronium: No mirrors.
[14:49:14] CavalierOne: Or a personality disassociation disorder.

<LucidFox> !wikia-tor
<Nuku-Nuku> I blame TOR. Dammit, TOR! Stop breaking Wikia!
<LucidFox> !sw-tor
<Nuku-Nuku> I blame TOR. Dammit, TOR! Stop breaking Star Wars!