<RF> I wonder if president has a gun.
<RF> Like, stashed in a panel somewhere
<RF> Just in case.
<RF> Like if some trade viceroys take over

<Havac> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=swsaga/sw02unlpadmeleft.jpg
<Havac> WTF.
<Havac> It's not that cold on Geonosis.
<LtNOWIS> Deserts can be cold.
<Trip> maybe she has perma-frost nips
<Trip> like jennifer aniston
<RF> So cold that they double in mass?
<LO|away> Nipple!
<LordHydronium> Holy nipples!
<LordHydronium> Those are ridiculous.
<Havac> God, when will they be able to make figures where the women don't have manly faces?
<Trip> eh, to be fair
<Trip> portman's got a fairly manly face
<RF> :|
<Havac> Not as manly as that figure.
<Trip> oh, damn
<Trip> I see what you mean, hav
<Trip> looks like a drag queen
<Havac> Tranné.

[12:08:13] LtNOWIS: Padme is my idol, she inspired me to become a politician :D
[12:08:29] TrakNar: I shudder at the fate of the nation.
[12:08:45] Enochf: Not really sure why she's hanging around anyway, she said in Episode I "It is clear to me the Republic no longer functions."
[12:08:54] Enochf: Unless that was another decoy.
[12:08:58] Enochf: A very disaffected decoy.
[12:10:18] Enochf: I wonder how often Padmé has to deny public statements made by her decoys ^_^
[12:10:42] Enochf: "Oh, by the way, I was talking to Palpatine and said the Republic no longer functions. Was that OK? I was kinda winging it."

<LtNOWIS> Bah, age of consent
<RF> That's what Padme said.

<Ozzel|TCW> I wonder if Padmé and Threepio are gonna make it.
<Eyrezer> "I wonder if Padmé and Threepio are gonna make out"
<The4dotelipsis> !
<The4dotelipsis> Padme should be revealed to be an HRD. That would explain the prequel acting.
<Eyrezer> No wonder Anakin is in such a race
<Ataru> It wouldn't explain Luke and Leia though.
<AhsokaTanoRULZ> With an iron womb
<Ataru> Unless, they had no mother.
<Ataru> As opposed to Anakin having no father.
<Ataru> That would be sort of awkward. Especially with regards to the end of ROTJ.
<The4dotelipsis> "Fate of the Jedi" "Preceded by: Millennium Falcon" "Succeeded by: My Mother was a Robot: The Memoirs of Luke Thaddeus Skywalker, Esq."

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: Something wholesome
<dgxxx> :|
<Trip> because she's like, "uh oh, master, won't Padmé be mad?"
<Trip> and he's like, "oh, Ahsoka, don't you know anything? blowing someone doesn't count"
<Trip> and then they all laugh and fly off into the sunset
<Loyal_Imperial> Yeah...
<Uli> "I Soaked Ahsoka - Anakin Skywalker Spills All"
<dgxxx> Ahsucka

<Muuurgh> RF - http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/27106554.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
<RF> O_o
<RF> "And despite that she's merely a teen 'toon, Ahsoka kicks up more chemistry in a few scenes with the animated Vader-in-waiting than the real-life Natalie Portman could muster over three whole films."
<dgxxx> what the fuck is that?
<Jorrel> Oh god.
<tiki> god is probably disappearing in a puff of logic
<Jorrel> In this case, yes.
<RF> "a tiny girl with huge eyes and a tube-top who looks like a slutty Disney character."
<RF> Lol.
<RF> This needs to be in the Wook's BTS section for Ahsoka. :p
<Jorrel> I agree.
<RF> Oh, this is so wrong.
<RF> "The antiseptic queen finally arrives late in the movie, long after you've wondered what she was up to while Anakin was chasing across the stars with an extraterrestrial Lolita."
<RF> I never.
<RF> Ever.
<Jorrel> Oh wow.
<RF> Want to see the term "extraterrestrial Lolita" ever again.
<Jorrel> Ladies and gentlemen... THIS is your Star Wars.
<Jorrel> :(

<dunc> But the ffners will probably love Ashoka
<sabarte> Eh
<sabarte> She's not human
<dunc> Well, if Padme has fans, anything is possible.

<Graestan> Wouldn't a japor snippet be some sort of vegtable?
<The4dotelipsis> Jar Jar should have eaten it at the funeral.
<Glaug-Eldare> hahaha
<The4dotelipsis> It would have made the end of ROTS far more lyrical.
<Ozzel> That would have been classic.

<jSarek> Yeay! I beat Hydro for once!
<LordHydronium> Beat me like Padmé. :(

RE: Dark Times #11: Vector (Part 5)

http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/SWdarktimes11.jpg

Oh man, I thought that was Padme at first, I was like WTH?

- The2ndQuest

<StarNeptune> They cut out all the scenes in ROTS that DIDN'T make her look like a whiney pregnant woman
<breathesgelatin> it's not like you're effing incapacitated for 9 months
<LtNOWIS2> Hey, don't forget she helped Yoda on Ilum. And, um, showed up for like 10 cumulative pages in the novel.
<breathesgelatin> not enough, you know, having the will to live
<JorrelFraajic> You mean snow bunny Padme?
<breathesgelatin> oh yeah, she helped Yoda on Illum... IN A PORNO JUMPSUIT
<breathesgelatin> and then she participated in George Lucas's LEATHER FETISH
<LtNOWIS2> Bah, there's nothing wrong with that jumpsuit.
<breathesgelatin> ewwwww
<LtNOWIS2> Jumpsuits are like that.
* StarNeptune cringes
<breathesgelatin> ok, then there's also nothing wrong with showing guy's junk through THEIR jumpsuits
<breathesgelatin> in EVERY comic
<StarNeptune> I'm all for that :P
<breathesgelatin> me too!
<breathesgelatin> yet another reason I like KOTOR--Jarael isn't totally sexed up/whored out
<LtNOWIS2> Er, have you seen her tits lately?
<JorrelFraajic> Heh.

<LordHydronium> I'm just sayin', Anakin wasn't the worst choice Padme could have made. :P
<LordHydronium> Choking and death > life with that douchebag.

<Graestan> Sorry, I have this issue with fanfiction
<Graestan> One day, I walk in and my roomie quickly minimizes the window she was looking at.
<Greyman> does she write Fanon?
<Jaymach> yeah, walking in on your roommate surfing porn can be hell :P
<Graestan> She won't getup, so I haul her out of the chair and open the windo....
<Graestan> It was OBI-WAN and PADME FUCKING
<Greyman> lol
<LtNOWIS> Excellent
<Graestan> I screamed "BLASPHEMY" and unplugged the computer

<McEwok> You do realise that Mon Mothma probably KNEW ALL ALONG, right?
<McEwok> As did Artoo.
<LordHydronium> Heh. Mothma's a bitch.
<Jello> that bitch :-p
<LordHydronium> Jinx!
<LtNOWIS> Luke: I'm going off on a quest to find my mother
<LtNOWIS> Artoo: Hahaha, what a chump.

<Imperialles> I demand a Lando search logo
<Jinko> I want a grocery bag logo.
<Redemption> All of sudden requests come in while I'm busy eating
<Imperialles> A Nagai one
<Imperialles> And a Padme's abs one
<LucidFox> then we need an icon with Aayla's navel :)
<Imperialles> Palpatine's nostril.
<Ataru> Ewww
<LucidFox> and also possibly her "talent"
<Jinko> KENOBI'S MOLE

<Sikon> http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/Human <-- out of all images, why in the galaxy did they choose this one?
<Delasaer> lmao, sikon. I have no idea. Because they want to make us humans look bad?
<Sikon> heh
<Sikon> "us humans"?
<Sikon> we have no proof that these are the same humans
<Delasaer> Meh. They want us to look like crap. There is no other reason for that pic. IT BURNS! *runs around in circles*
<Mid_omgworking> Well humans are crap.

This is what we call "fanon".

Like saying Anakin didn't marry Padme, he really married Barris. He then woke up after the events of ROTS and realized everything was okay, and Barris is in the shower.

- rhonderoo

<LtNOWIS> Man, I don't know if I like the Anakin-Padme wedding pic representing the entire human species.
<Havac> Not the best representatives, huh?
<LtNOWIS> precisely
<Darth_Culator> Yes, a hot chick and a cyborg wizard are perfect representatives of humanity.
<Ozzel> Padm? herself is still a fine human specimen, though.
<Havac> Agreed.
<LtNOWIS> yeah
<Darth_Culator> "well-toned stomach"

RE: Characters that certain authors don't get.

Lucas: Anakin and Padme. :p

- Ashandarei