<DarthTrayus> I WANT TO SEE TINY FORCE-SPERM RACE TO SENATORIAL EGG.

[23:43] <@Ozzel> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/4346
[23:44] <@Ozzel> Innuendo win.
[23:44] <@Ozzel> Also, I agree.
[23:45] <@Ozzel> That's a ridiculously sexy picture for a senator.
[23:45] <@Ozzel> It was probably the center of a scandal or something.
[23:47] <@Darth_Culator> Maybe she's like Stormy Daniels or Mary Carey, except she actually managed to get elected.
[23:47] <@Darth_Culator> In fact, I rather like that idea. Padme's niece was a holoporn star.
[23:48] <+Kilson> Wait, what?
[23:49] <MasterJonathan> Kilson: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/File:Pooja_Naberrie.jpg
[23:50] <+Kilson> OK, that just shows that she's /extremely/ hot, not a pornstar.
[23:50] <@Darth_Culator> I'm just speculating. But you have to admit it's plausible.
[23:50] <+Kilson> OK, yeah, I do. :P
[23:53] <@Ozzel> Not only does Luke find out he kissed his sister. Turns out that girl he used to [insert euphemism] to in those holovids growing up was his cousin.
[23:55] <+Kilson> Could you have any worse luck?
[23:56] <@Ozzel> Mara could have been Martin before he rediscovered him/herself.

<LO|Away> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:The_Reaper_Guardian
<LO|Away> RAAAahhhhhhhhhhhrfghcaa

<Culator|Away> http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0225.html <-- Y'know, with the curviness and the yellowness, it would have made perfect sense for this to be Amidala's car from the get-go. Instead we got some convoluted backstory out of nowhere.
<Culator|Away> This is one of the reasons I love Star Wars.

<Uli> Well, Anakin had hooked up with the now-legal Ahsoka by that point :|
<Uli> Why do you think they have her being 17 just in time for the last year of the war? :|
<The4dotelipsis> Heh.
<Uli> And it's not like people can point and say, "ew! He knew her when she was little!
<Uli> because then we point to TPM
<Uli> :P
<The4dotelipsis> XD

<RF> I wonder if president has a gun.
<RF> Like, stashed in a panel somewhere
<RF> Just in case.
<RF> Like if some trade viceroys take over

<Havac> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=swsaga/sw02unlpadmeleft.jpg
<Havac> WTF.
<Havac> It's not that cold on Geonosis.
<LtNOWIS> Deserts can be cold.
<Trip> maybe she has perma-frost nips
<Trip> like jennifer aniston
<RF> So cold that they double in mass?
<LO|away> Nipple!
<LordHydronium> Holy nipples!
<LordHydronium> Those are ridiculous.
<Havac> God, when will they be able to make figures where the women don't have manly faces?
<Trip> eh, to be fair
<Trip> portman's got a fairly manly face
<RF> :|
<Havac> Not as manly as that figure.
<Trip> oh, damn
<Trip> I see what you mean, hav
<Trip> looks like a drag queen
<Havac> Tranné.

[12:08:13] LtNOWIS: Padme is my idol, she inspired me to become a politician :D
[12:08:29] TrakNar: I shudder at the fate of the nation.
[12:08:45] Enochf: Not really sure why she's hanging around anyway, she said in Episode I "It is clear to me the Republic no longer functions."
[12:08:54] Enochf: Unless that was another decoy.
[12:08:58] Enochf: A very disaffected decoy.
[12:10:18] Enochf: I wonder how often Padmé has to deny public statements made by her decoys ^_^
[12:10:42] Enochf: "Oh, by the way, I was talking to Palpatine and said the Republic no longer functions. Was that OK? I was kinda winging it."

<LtNOWIS> Bah, age of consent
<RF> That's what Padme said.

<Ozzel|TCW> I wonder if Padmé and Threepio are gonna make it.
<Eyrezer> "I wonder if Padmé and Threepio are gonna make out"
<The4dotelipsis> !
<The4dotelipsis> Padme should be revealed to be an HRD. That would explain the prequel acting.
<Eyrezer> No wonder Anakin is in such a race
<Ataru> It wouldn't explain Luke and Leia though.
<AhsokaTanoRULZ> With an iron womb
<Ataru> Unless, they had no mother.
<Ataru> As opposed to Anakin having no father.
<Ataru> That would be sort of awkward. Especially with regards to the end of ROTJ.
<The4dotelipsis> "Fate of the Jedi" "Preceded by: Millennium Falcon" "Succeeded by: My Mother was a Robot: The Memoirs of Luke Thaddeus Skywalker, Esq."

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: Something wholesome
<dgxxx> :|
<Trip> because she's like, "uh oh, master, won't Padmé be mad?"
<Trip> and he's like, "oh, Ahsoka, don't you know anything? blowing someone doesn't count"
<Trip> and then they all laugh and fly off into the sunset
<Loyal_Imperial> Yeah...
<Uli> "I Soaked Ahsoka - Anakin Skywalker Spills All"
<dgxxx> Ahsucka

<Muuurgh> RF - http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/27106554.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
<RF> O_o
<RF> "And despite that she's merely a teen 'toon, Ahsoka kicks up more chemistry in a few scenes with the animated Vader-in-waiting than the real-life Natalie Portman could muster over three whole films."
<dgxxx> what the fuck is that?
<Jorrel> Oh god.
<tiki> god is probably disappearing in a puff of logic
<Jorrel> In this case, yes.
<RF> "a tiny girl with huge eyes and a tube-top who looks like a slutty Disney character."
<RF> Lol.
<RF> This needs to be in the Wook's BTS section for Ahsoka. :p
<Jorrel> I agree.
<RF> Oh, this is so wrong.
<RF> "The antiseptic queen finally arrives late in the movie, long after you've wondered what she was up to while Anakin was chasing across the stars with an extraterrestrial Lolita."
<RF> I never.
<RF> Ever.
<Jorrel> Oh wow.
<RF> Want to see the term "extraterrestrial Lolita" ever again.
<Jorrel> Ladies and gentlemen... THIS is your Star Wars.
<Jorrel> :(

<dunc> But the ffners will probably love Ashoka
<sabarte> Eh
<sabarte> She's not human
<dunc> Well, if Padme has fans, anything is possible.

<Graestan> Wouldn't a japor snippet be some sort of vegtable?
<The4dotelipsis> Jar Jar should have eaten it at the funeral.
<Glaug-Eldare> hahaha
<The4dotelipsis> It would have made the end of ROTS far more lyrical.
<Ozzel> That would have been classic.

<jSarek> Yeay! I beat Hydro for once!
<LordHydronium> Beat me like Padmé. :(

RE: Dark Times #11: Vector (Part 5)

http://www.rebelscum.com/comics/SWdarktimes11.jpg

Oh man, I thought that was Padme at first, I was like WTH?

- The2ndQuest

<StarNeptune> They cut out all the scenes in ROTS that DIDN'T make her look like a whiney pregnant woman
<breathesgelatin> it's not like you're effing incapacitated for 9 months
<LtNOWIS2> Hey, don't forget she helped Yoda on Ilum. And, um, showed up for like 10 cumulative pages in the novel.
<breathesgelatin> not enough, you know, having the will to live
<JorrelFraajic> You mean snow bunny Padme?
<breathesgelatin> oh yeah, she helped Yoda on Illum... IN A PORNO JUMPSUIT
<breathesgelatin> and then she participated in George Lucas's LEATHER FETISH
<LtNOWIS2> Bah, there's nothing wrong with that jumpsuit.
<breathesgelatin> ewwwww
<LtNOWIS2> Jumpsuits are like that.
* StarNeptune cringes
<breathesgelatin> ok, then there's also nothing wrong with showing guy's junk through THEIR jumpsuits
<breathesgelatin> in EVERY comic
<StarNeptune> I'm all for that :P
<breathesgelatin> me too!
<breathesgelatin> yet another reason I like KOTOR--Jarael isn't totally sexed up/whored out
<LtNOWIS2> Er, have you seen her tits lately?
<JorrelFraajic> Heh.

<LordHydronium> I'm just sayin', Anakin wasn't the worst choice Padme could have made. :P
<LordHydronium> Choking and death > life with that douchebag.

<Graestan> Sorry, I have this issue with fanfiction
<Graestan> One day, I walk in and my roomie quickly minimizes the window she was looking at.
<Greyman> does she write Fanon?
<Jaymach> yeah, walking in on your roommate surfing porn can be hell :P
<Graestan> She won't getup, so I haul her out of the chair and open the windo....
<Graestan> It was OBI-WAN and PADME FUCKING
<Greyman> lol
<LtNOWIS> Excellent
<Graestan> I screamed "BLASPHEMY" and unplugged the computer

<McEwok> You do realise that Mon Mothma probably KNEW ALL ALONG, right?
<McEwok> As did Artoo.
<LordHydronium> Heh. Mothma's a bitch.
<Jello> that bitch :-p
<LordHydronium> Jinx!
<LtNOWIS> Luke: I'm going off on a quest to find my mother
<LtNOWIS> Artoo: Hahaha, what a chump.