<The4dotelipsis> You could make a recipe for QDB gold now.
<The4dotelipsis> A: Be on the darthipedia channel.
<IFYLOFD> B: Mention penis.
<The4dotelipsis> B: Tell everyone you're doing something odd. Example: "I'm performing a sex change on myself using a stale piece of garlic bread, and a questionable omlette as a tray"
<The4dotelipsis> C: Mention a "rude" part of the anatomy, preferably a penis, vagina, tits, or eyebrow.
<The4dotelipsis> D: Have someone laugh uncontrollably, and idiotically.
<The4dotelipsis> E: Have someone make the poorest attempt at sardonic...ness...ever.
<The4dotelipsis> F: You're done! Please submit, and you'll win your very own copy of "QDB: Home Edition"!

<Enochf> All the old QDB quotes have been repeatedly downvoted. It's depressing. What's wrong with this one? http://qdb.lucidfox.org/905
<Havac> It doesn't have enough penis.
<Havac> Which is what she said.
<LO|Away> You're ex?
<LtNOWIS> lol penis
<LtNOWIS> like when people have sex with each other
<R_F> I'll see your penis, and raise you a pecker.
<R_F> ...that came out wronger than intended.

[10:35] <@Grae_the_Cruel> "[18:16.29] <Havac> Haha porn hard haha haha lolz lets make a darthipedia QDB."
[10:35] <@Grae_the_Cruel> I concur. I am tired of watching the "who can be more perverted?" contest on our own QDB.
[10:36] <+LucidFox> Grae_the_Cruel> That makes it three of us.
[10:36] <@Grae_the_Cruel> Delete a few?
[10:37] <+LucidFox> I was discussing banning #darthipedia quotes from the QDB.
[10:37] <+LucidFox> With Havac.
[10:40] <@Grae_the_Cruel> I wouldn't mind keeping wittier ones.
[10:42] <@Grae_the_Cruel> Just no more of the "poopie wiener!"
[10:42] <@Culator|Work> LOL u sed poopie wiener!!!!11!!1!
[10:42] * +LucidFox nods
[10:43] * Culator|Work was kicked by Nuku-Nuku (NO. BAD.)

<The4dotelipsis> Bah. I still have to find that DVD. :(
<The4dotelipsis> Then I can do Latara.
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<LtNOWIS> That's what Wicket said.
<LtNOWIS> er, sorry.
<LucidFox> Meh, not going to QDB that. That would be like mutilating a deceased equine.
<The4dotelipsis> Latara's inherent sexyness is a staple of the QDB.

<LucidFox> New selection of search results that get people to the QDB:
<LucidFox> guri sex hrd
<LucidFox> marasiah fel hentai
<Enochf|work> Heh
<LucidFox> Take a look at gangbang of Aayla Secura by three aliens!
<Enochf|work> Someone *besides* me made the Guri search?
<Ozzel> At least they won't be disappointed with Guri.
<LtNOWIS> Google marasiah fel hardcore sex images
<Nuku-Nuku> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Jorrel_Fraajic
<Enochf|work> ...
<Ozzel> Q. D. B.

<Havac> !seen a_girl
<Nuku-Nuku> Havac: a_girl was last seen in #wookieepedia 11 weeks, 6 days, 3 hours, 49 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <a_girl> I'm not registered yet, though.
<LucidFox> O_O
<Charitwo> !seen any_action
<Nuku-Nuku> Charitwo: I have not seen any_action.
<LucidFox> Somehow, I doubt that a_girl was really a girl.
<LucidFox> And speaking of which.
<LucidFox> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/3596 <-- I wasn't the one who deleted this one, but I *really* hope it makes sense in context.
<Ozzel> Where'd he get a clitoris?
<Jaymach> hooker
<DoctorBadWolf> context -is- for hookers
<DoctorBadWolf> i mean
<DoctorBadWolf> pussies
<DoctorBadWolf> dammit, i hate it when im reading and typing at the same time

<LtNOWIS> Bah. A 28 hour gap between QDB quotes.
<LtNOWIS> You guys need to say more hilarious things.
<IFYLOFD> Boobs.
<The4dotelipsis> Furry boobs.

<JorrelFraajic> HAHAHA the QDB is hilarious.
<JorrelFraajic> Especially the reference to the printer sex part.
<JorrelFraajic> XD
<LO|Away> Printer sex
<LO|Away> *
<LO|Away> 8?
<LO|Away> Was I on here drunk?

<DoctorBadWolf> the qdb just broke my mind
<LucidFox> Which exact quote broke your mind, Doctor?
<DoctorBadWolf> there was a discussion of the finer points of printer rape
<DoctorBadWolf> or at least kinky printer sex
<Ozzel> Is there non-kinky printer sex?
<LtNOWIS> Sure there is.
<LtNOWIS> Gutenburg probably had non-kinky sex on occasion

<IFYLOFD> !markov Naru
<Naru> IFYLOFD:*Hiss*
<IFYLOFD> LOL
<IFYLOFD> !markov Naru
--- LO|Hereish is now known as LO|Away
<IFYLOFD> <Nuku-Nuku> Error: I was unable to generate a Markov chain at least 3 words long.
<Naru> IFYLOFD:*HISS*
<IFYLOFD> Nuku's broken!
<Naru> !ping
<Nuku-Nuku> Naru: *hiss*
<Naru> Nope
<IFYLOFD> !ping
<Nuku-Nuku> IFYLOFD: *hiss*
<IFYLOFD> Huh?
<Naru> She just doesn't like you
<IFYLOFD> !blamekov
<Nuku-Nuku> I blame Jaymach.
<IFYLOFD> !markov Nuku
<Nuku-Nuku> Nuku is a bitch.
<IFYLOFD> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
<IFYLOFD> QDB! QDB! QDB!
<AdmirableAckbar> !abuse

<Ulicus> no QDB just means I put the quotes in a word file.
<CdtNOWIS> Bah. Word is for elitists working on their PhDs.
<CdtNOWIS> Notepad all the way.

<LordHydronium> So the QDB page suggests Jaymach is around sometimes.
<LucidFox> LordHydronium> Suggests? How?
<LordHydronium> It has quotes from him. :P

[13:53] <Madclaw> whenever someone says Dont QDB this it automatically gets QDB'ed
[13:53] <MasterGump> Don't QDB this, then.

<Ataru> Interesting.
<Ataru> There are 230 QDB tags with "sexuality"
<Ataru> That seems rather low.

<sannse> I'll need to change skins and see if I can reproduce
<Ataru> That sounds so awkward out of context.
<Ataru> QDB!

<LucidFox> New QDB function.
<LucidFox> To test, click "add quote", input something, and click Preview.
<The4dotelipsis> But no one said anything even vaguely amusing.
<Graestan> does this situation count as vaguely amusing?
<The4dotelipsis> Not really.
<The4dotelipsis> Unless someone gratuitously mentions breasts. Then we've got QDB gold on our hands!
<LucidFox> lol

<Bllasae> Who's the guy in the comics at the quote database?

<Graestan> QDB updated
<LtNOWIS|sleep> Covers have a history of error.
<LtNOWIS|sleep> That hillary Duff quote needs the "breasts" tag.
<JorrelFraajic> QDB updated again
|<-- JorrelFraajic has left freenode ("<insert witty exit statement here>")

<The4dotelipsis> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/quotes/view/2470 - What's all this, then?
<LordHydronium> Without looking at it, probably about sex.
<The4dotelipsis> Did the prodigal Soviet son return?
<LordHydronium> Huh. o_O
<LordHydronium> That was even uncannier than I thought it would be.

<LucidFox> What is with this channel's obsession with sex? o_O
<Gonk|Work> ...
<LucidFox> I'm judging by the recent QDB input
<Grey-man> lol
<LucidFox> like... every other quote is an innuendo, and every third has a "sexuality" tag
<Culator|Work> Its always been like that, you're just not seeing the context anymore.