<Cull_Tremayne> I'm sure his check goes out to Able. Do Rebels get checks?
<Havac> I think they get some kind of compensation.
<Havac> Though it's probably crap.
<LO|Hereish> Leia whores herself out as payment
<LO|Hereish> Oh wait, that might just be from some porn I saw.
<LtNOWIS> Yeah, I thought that sounded familiar...

<Trip> the American Revolution is actually a good analogy for the Rebellion
<LordHydronium> The American Revolution was secessionist, though.
<LtNOWIS> Right.
<Trip> the Rebellion would be like us winning the war, then sailing to the UK to conquer it and burning down the palace
<LtNOWIS> We weren't gunning for London
<Trip> I mean, analogy for why the Rebellion sucks :P
<LordHydronium> Ah.
<Jello> Yeah, pretty much
<LordHydronium> The Clone Wars were closer to what we did.
<Jello> and destroying every single British-affiliated colony too
<LtNOWIS> Except without the Evil
<LordHydronium> Franklin was secretly controlling both sides.
<LtNOWIS> [After we take Britain]. "You're next, Bermuda!"
<Trip> lol
<LtNOWIS> Although we did try to invade Canada, remember.
<LordHydronium> Jello: And prosecuting the Lords as traitors? :P
<Trip> after a random terrorist nukes the Sandwich Islands:
<Trip> "Well, those goddamn Hawai'ians had it coming."
<Trip> India = the Pentastar Alignment
<Trip> :D
<Jello> Cornwallis = treason
<Jello> hahaha, Franklin
<Jello> someone better qdb this whole thing
<LtNOWIS> I think they had Australia too at that time
<Jello> yeah, but Australia was like Despayre
<Jello> they blew it up
<Jello> along with the US's peace loving ally, France
<Jello> Destroyed. By the British Empire.
<Jello> :p
<LtNOWIS> 1757 – 1858 = Company Rule in India, which counts as Britain.
<LtNOWIS> Slightly different, like the Pentastar guys
<Trip> precisely
Jello> oh, and Maggie Thatcher unleashes a virus that only afflicts black people
<Trip> heh, so after Yorktown, we executed Cornwallis
<Jello> (yes Thatcher is THAT OLD)

* Now talking on #eu
* Topic for #eu is: "It's good to see you out of that Imperial uniform. Don't take that wrong, now." - Luke Skywalker to Janek Sunber

<GreenTentacle> Juno's article is rather image heavy.
<GreenTentacle> You'd think we'd never seen a hot blond in an Imperial uniform before.
<JorrelFraajic> Have we?
<GreenTentacle> Deena. ;)
<JorrelFraajic> Ah.
<JorrelFraajic> But is she partnered with someone who kicks ass... with the Force?
<GreenTentacle> She's been getting friendly with Luke lately.
<GreenTentacle> Clearly not going to work out.

<Trip> I guess, to be honest, the Tatooine celebration makes the least sense
<Trip> Since it's in the ass-end of nowhere
<Trip> And nobody gives a fuck about the Empire
<LtNOWIS_> Trip, Tatooine was a major Rebel planet.
<LtNOWIS_> That's why they had so many bases there.
<Trip> Nowis, oh yeah, I forgot
<Trip> :|
<LtNOWIS_> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_Tatooine

<Ozzel> http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2008/03/caption20080311.html
<Ozzel> Only now does the good caption come to mind.
<Ozzel> "Oh come on. Like I had time for all this crap."

<Jaymach> I still have to laugh at things like this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Da%27laSocuna.png
<Jaymach> it's no wonder the Empire kept finding their bases

<Jello> I need to put the Declaration of Rebellion into that article
<Jello> just for the lulz
<Jello> but I'm a good person so I can't. :-(

<LtNOWIS> Reason #12 why the Empire is better than the Rebels
<LtNOWIS> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Pellaeon-class.jpg <--Badass
<LtNOWIS> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Majestic_Cruiser.JPG <--Ugly as fuck

<RF> Stupid Rebels.
<RF> They'll kriff anything on n+1 legs.
<Quiet_Mando> Stupid, stupid Rebel creatures...
<RF> Where n >= 0

Rebellion #5 was delayed when someone at Lucas Arts pointed out to the author that Luke Skywalker later redeems Vader, is instrumental in destroying the Emperor and rest of the Empire, starts a new jedi order and has adventures in his 60's and beyond. The original plan was for the hero of the battle of Yavin to be killed by "Tank" with a laser blast to the back of the head. The author was asked questions like "Who is Yoda", "Does Luke have a Twin Sister, and if so who is it?", and "What do you think of Anakin's redemption". He answered "No"!, "NO WAY! Leia couldn't handle a Sister in Law!", and "Huh?". It turns out he had only seen the original Star Wars movie and thought he was writing a sort of screenplay to a sequel to it.

- Carnage04

"And as the Black Beast [aka Tank] lurched forward, escape for Arthur [Luke] and his knights [the Rebels] seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"

The comic peril was no more.

The quest for the Holy Grail [cleaning from the New Order] could continue.

- Corran_Fett

Maybe it's a metaphor... for the rebellion in all of us.

- Jeff_Ferguson