<WOLVERIIINES> All of human progress can be attributed to the deire to get laid.
<Tyber> how true... :P
<Darth_Culator> Or boredom.
<Darth_Culator> Everything that has ever been invented has been either a: because someone was bored, or b: because someone wanted to impress chicks.
<WOLVERIIINES> Ford: Hey ladies, I just invented the first car! Want to make out in the backseat of one?
<Darth_Culator> I personally believe that the universe was created because God was bored.
<LordHydronium> Well, I guess the alternative would be that he wanted to get some.
<LordHydronium> Which, you could argue, was what led to Christianity.
<Tyber> i assume if nothing except yourself exists you might be bored too
<Darth_Culator> Exactly.
<WOLVERIIINES> But he's all powerful. Needs nothing, wants nothing.
<Tyber> you don't know
<Glaug-Eldare> except poon

<dgxxx> I find it weird that we get last Vector on the 24
<dgxxx> maybe the will put a stupid ending like Krayt being Santa
<LordHydronium> "You see, Celeste, the true meaning of Life Day was inside you all along. Much like Karness Muur was inside you."
<dgxxx> and then they all get together and sing
<dgxxx> and have a laugh while the THE END sign appears

[10:23] <Graestan> jesus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/49_XXXXY_syndrome
[10:24] <Graestan> how many chromosomes can you jam in one nucleus
[10:25] <Enochf|work> Sounds like the chromosome's trying to win at Scrabble
[10:30] <Jaymach> Jesus had 49 XXXXY syndrome, Graestan?
[10:30] <Graestan> I think so.
[10:31] <Graestan> Explains the long hair, dainty cheekbones, and magic powers.
[10:31] <Jaymach> "often accompanied by mental retardation"
[10:31] <Jaymach> sounds about right
[10:31] <Jaymach> "I knew he was going to betray me and I'd die, but I let him do it anyway."
[10:31] <Jaymach> retard
[10:32] <Graestan> But when he died, he pulled a Kenobi.
[10:32] <Madclaw> XD
[10:32] <Jaymach> Kenobi had his grave robbed too?
[10:32] <Graestan> ""If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
[10:33] <Graestan> And then he was never heard from again.
[10:33] <Graestan> Except by crazies.

Graestan: "And LO, he sitteth in #wookieepedia and linketh disturbing videos." - Oblivion 1:3

Glaug-Eldare: "Islam is a religion of peace! If you say it's not, I'll blow up your fucking car!"

[12:29:40] LO|Away: ""This is my covenant, ...every male among you shall be circumcised." (Note: God seems to have an obsession with this--the words circumcise, circumcised, circumcising, circumcision, uncircumcised, uncircumcision, foreskin, and foreskins appear 157 times in the KJV. Although the KJV correctly translates the oldest Hebrew and Greek manuscripts, versions since the KJV attempt to soften this...
[12:29:41] LO|Away: ...apparent obsession by creatively translating these words in a different fashion wherever possible.)"
[12:29:43] LO|Away: LOL

[14:51:01] LucidFox: Gah... I'm arriving at the conclusion that the Bible is so self-contradictory that you can find a quote from it to support *anything*.
[14:51:28] LordHydronium: "Man, fuck this book."
[14:51:30] LordHydronium: --The Bible, p. 85

<Madclaw> is it me or does this look like Tom Cruise in a future attempt to take over the word with scientology? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/57/ShadowSpawnDelayedANGRY.jpg
<LtNOWIS|busy> future?
<Madclaw> point

[11:56] <@Enochf> Wow... that looks familiar somehow :p http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Laughing_concil_hut.JPG
[11:59] <+Madclaw> Ewoks have so many gods, Jesus just might be one of them

<Jello> So I heard that neutrinos have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic!

[11:19:08] LucidFox: "Greetings, warlock! Welcome to the Cathedral of Light!" <-- .....
[11:43:30] Eraclito: LucidFox, i lol'd
[11:44:05] Eraclito: it's like the real church :> they try to convert everyone

[21:27] <Toprawa> What if Obama turns out to be the Anti-Christ?
[21:27] <Toprawa> And he leads the world into a new age of darkness.
[21:27] <Madclaw> wrong Tope
[21:27] <Culator|Out> It will make life interesting, at least.
[21:27] <Madclaw> since Jesus is black the anti-christ can only be white.
[21:28] <Madclaw> did I just kill the chat?
[21:29] <Madclaw> uhmm....penis?

<LO|Away> Jesus Christ.
<LO|Away> He sucks with women.

<Enochf> Oh dear, oh dear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front You guys didn't focus-group that name, did you?

<LordHydronium> People who don't like Wedge are no kind of people.
* Trip is not overly fond of Wedge
<LordHydronium> Hope you like brimstone.

[10:25:29] LordHydronium: Rapture-loving Christians need to read their Bible better.
[10:25:38] Jaymach: (LordHydronium): don't be stupid...these people won't let the word of god get in the way of telling people it's coming soon :P

<GreenTentacle> LucidFox: Was the gah based on the random GA or unrelated?
<LucidFox> It was based on the fact that I proclaimed myself to be an atheist and then, suddenly, Jaymach appeared.
<Jaymach> god sent me :P
<Jaymach> not that either of us believe in god
<Jaymach> but he did it anyway

<Muuurgh> Had Death Star ended with the deaths of the people aboard the shuttle I think I would have disliked that book greatly.
<Muuurgh> It seemed to strike a good balance between the light and dark.
<The4dotelipsis> I was predicting an "Edward G. Robinson in The Ten Commandments" character to pop up.
<The4dotelipsis> And...he didn't. Which was a pleasant surprise.
<The4dotelipsis> Even thought it's probably the most hilarious character in filmdom, for all the wrong reasons.
<The4dotelipsis> God kills everything and makes all kinda shit happen, and he's just like "Yeah, but Ramses was only slightly mean to us!"
<The4dotelipsis> Even after he walked through the FUCKING SPLIT RED SEA, he's like "Yeah, God's not so hot. Let's make a golden calf thing, and have the tamest orgy ever!"

<LucidFox> I've always said that Eve is Human 1.1.
...
<Karohalva> How's that joke go? God created man, then woman, because He said to Himself, "Surely I can do better than that!"

<Bradj47> i was wondering who luke was going to fight after C'baoth
<Havac> Jesus.
<Bradj47> wait
<Tommy9281> wow
<Bradj47> nevermind
<Jaymach> he goes on to fight Buddha and Moses
<Jaymach> then Joseph Smith
<Jaymach> and Xenu