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m (...that Ric Ole may have edited this page?)



*... that a music player played music and utilized batteries?

Ric Olie (piloting the Death Star): Hi. My name is Ric Olie. I'm the guy who pilots the Death Star. I'm getting a call now. My comlink is buzzing. Hello? Who is this? My name is Ric Olie. I pilot the Death St... you're telling me to shut up. Your name is Grand Moff Tarkin. You're telling me to position ourselves over Alderaan. Alright, we are positioned over Alderaan. Grand Moff Tarkin, did you know that Alderaan is the second planet in the Alderaan system? It is an unarmed and peaceful planet. It is considered the "Shining Star" of the Core Worlds. It values art, philosophy, and education. It... what sir? Uh, no sir, I am not a Rebel.

- Barriss_Coffee

* LucidFox (n=LucidFox@84.237.120.114) has joined #wookieepedia
<JorrelFraajic> Hello LucidFox.... for the fourth time....
* LucidFox has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<JorrelFraajic> And he's gone. Again.
<JorrelFraajic> Big surprise.
<jSarek> Yeah, he's having serious connection issues. Clearly.
<jSarek> Did I just put on a Ric Olie hat? I feel like I just put on a Ric Olie hat.

"The Hutts are gangsters!" - Captain Panaka

Ric's been letting Panaka steal his lines, I see.

*hands Havac his old TPM VHS copy for some essential brushing up*

[RicOlie]Captain Panaka said something very plain and obvious. Because it was so obvious, it sounded like something I might say. I like to state the obvious. Havac then attempted to make a Captain Obvious joke. I am Captain Obvious. Because I like to state the obvious. So it was all mocking Panaka for saying the sort of thing I might say. Because I say obvious things. Panaka doesn't tend to say obvious things. He tends to say pessimistic things. It's because of his Helm of Pessimism. It makes him pessimistic. Being pessimistic makes him say pessimistic things. Not obvious things. I say obvious things. It's good for exposition. Like this. This is exposition. It explains Havac's badly failed joke. A joke is something you say that is supposed to be funny. The joke failed because people didn't find it funny. I'm Ric Olie.[/RicOlie]

-SuperWatto and Havac

Start of the Ric Olie commentary track:

"Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-"

(sound of TV being turned off)

- Lord_Hydronium