[23:44] <@LtNOWIS|CGI> The word Omen comes from the Latin word "Omen."

<LtNOWIS> People being jackasses is a major problem with the internet
<Havac> Water is wet.
<Havac> The whole planet is one big city.

<TrakNar> This should prolly be deleted as it's retarded. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Lol
<TrakNar> "Duh-hurr, add lulz and rofl to the disambig, lollerskates."
<TrakNar> I swear, any Lol page is gonna be a vandalism target.
<LucidFox> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lol_sector <-- :S at BTS
<TrakNar> That one was my doing. It was either legitimately say the obvious or deal with vandals.
<TrakNar> I guess I felt like pulling a Ric Olie that evening.
<Eyrezer> Lol
<Eyrezer> ;)
<Eyrezer> Anyone here seen "THe Diving Bell and the Butterfly"?
<Darth_tom> Nope.
<Eyrezer> Just watched it last night. Very good
<Eyrezer> It's about a guy with locked-in syndrome
<Eyrezer> Lol as a planet is not actually mentioned in either gg11 or the imperial sourcebook
|<-- LordHydronium has left irc.freenode.net ("Lol.")

[20:13:50] <Muuurgh> Sadly, the Ralph Brown interview in #109 does not seem to directly mention Ric Olie's propensity for stating the obvious.
[20:14:01] <LordHydronium> How ironic.

<IFYLOFD> !markov LucidFox
<Nuku-Nuku> LucidFox is Russian.
<IFYLOFD> NO SHIT.
<IFYLOFD> Obvious Nuku is obvious.
<IFYLOFD> "LucidFox is Russian. This is an article about Ric Olie."
<IFYLOFD> http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/

[22:17.41] <LtNOWIS> What do we know about the Adobe Flash Player 9?
[22:18.31] <Trip> well
[22:18.41] <Trip> it's made by Adobe, obviously
[22:18.48] <Trip> and I'd guess it's to succeed Flash Player 8
[22:18.50] <Havac> It plays Flash.
[22:19.02] <Trip> yes, that seems like a logical supposition

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[00:47] <@Ozzel> Gah. This French wiki's in French. :-\

[16:09] * LucidFox casts "Summon Jaymach"
[17:04] <-- LO|Hereish has quit ("Blarg!")
[17:57] <u235meltdown> I don't think that summon worked

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m (...that Ric Ole may have edited this page?)



*... that a music player played music and utilized batteries?

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<Ozzel> If we were in the same room, I would've slapped Gonk.
<Ozzel> Right across the... face.
* Gonk|Away slaps Ozzel
<Goodwood> There you go, Ataru.
<Ataru> lol.
<Ataru> Ozzel: You just got slapped
* Ataru sits back and has a good laugh at that
<Ozzel> Thank you, Cap'n Olié!

Ric Olie (piloting the Death Star): Hi. My name is Ric Olie. I'm the guy who pilots the Death Star. I'm getting a call now. My comlink is buzzing. Hello? Who is this? My name is Ric Olie. I pilot the Death St... you're telling me to shut up. Your name is Grand Moff Tarkin. You're telling me to position ourselves over Alderaan. Alright, we are positioned over Alderaan. Grand Moff Tarkin, did you know that Alderaan is the second planet in the Alderaan system? It is an unarmed and peaceful planet. It is considered the "Shining Star" of the Core Worlds. It values art, philosophy, and education. It... what sir? Uh, no sir, I am not a Rebel.

- Barriss_Coffee

<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/d/d7/Destinyswayjc.jpg
<TK-000> Jacen:
<TK-000> Here is my junk.
<Havac> Jacen is totally ready to partyboy the next Vong that comes his way.
<Havac> Meanwhile, Lowie attempts to take his head off.
<browwiw> Lowie, who is now in limbo
<TK-000> Hah.
<TK-000> I never noticed that.
<Havac> Han looks like he's doing a bad Carlos Mencia-mocking-the-mentally-disabled impression.
<TK-000> Lowie: "Yeah, not so much, Jace."
<browwiw> because apparently Lucas believes Wookies aren't senteint and can't be jedi
<Havac> Luke looks like a fish.
<Havac> And Vergere protrudes from Lowie's crotch.
<dgxxx> jaina looks good there.. but..flat..
<Havac> While Tsavong Lah looks like he just got a pineapple shoved up his ass.
<TK-000> Snerk.
<browwiw> that's called Tuesday for a Vong, Hav
<Havac> And Jaina's trying to use her saber to brush lint off her hip.
<browwiw> I would have respected the idea of the Vong if a character had been smart enough to torture one with a bacta tank
<browwiw> just keep him in there till he's all pink and soft
<browwiw> i see what you mean about crotch thrusts
<Havac> Someone needs to photoshop something in front of Jacen in that cover.
<Havac> Telel Ka's head or something.
<Havac> Or Tsavong's face from that cover.
<Havac> With a body.
* Horsey rolls her eyes
<Havac> Photoshop that in there.
<Havac> Seriously, that is the weirdest pose.
<Havac> He looks like he's either straddling something, or his balls are sticking to his legs.
<Havac> It's utterly hilarious.
<Havac> And he's got that serene expression on his face.
<dgxxx> looks like he was playing He-Man with his lightsaber and someone saw him and took a picture
<TK-000> It's the same on the American cover.
<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/b/bf/Destiny%27s_Way_Cover.jpg
<Horsey> lol
<Horsey> She-ra!
*snip off topic conversation
<TK-000> Anyway, he strikes the same pose in the NEC, too.
<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/23/Myrkr_NEC.jpg
<Havac> Hah. I thought Jacen was pitching a tent until I saw it was a flap of his shirt.
<Havac> Even knowing that, that's still what it looks like.
<Havac> He's thrusting his genitals directly at the "Voxyn" which look nothing like Voxyn.
<Havac> Bad move, Jacey-boy.
<Havac> Bad move.
<Horsey> I'd rather not discuss Jacen pitching a tent...
<Havac> I'm amazed he was able to conceive Allana.
<dgxxx> maybe he has problems
<TK-000> The voxyn were too scared to bite.
<Havac> If he made a habit of that pose, there's no way his genitals should have survived the war.
<Havac> In fact, there's no way he wouldn't be in jail on sexual harassment charges.
<TK-000> I wish that pose was used more often.
<TK-000> It's high-diddly-larious.
<Havac> "Hello, ma'am."
<TK-000> "This is my crotch."
<Havac> "Why are you shoving your nuts at me?"
<TK-000> "Would you like to shake its hand?"
<Havac> "What do you mean?" *moves closer*
<Havac> "Alright, that's it, I'm calling the cops."
<browwiw> that is kind of weird. Jacen does stick his junk out all the time
<Havac> "What?"
<browwiw> I wonder if Lucas Books has a psych warefare dept or something
<Horsey> he's a teenage boy!
<Havac> "Your nuts are two inches from me!"
<Horsey> how is that weird?
<Havac> "But I do this all the time!"
<Havac> "Police, help!"
<TK-000> Hah hah hah!
<TK-000> http://wizards.com/global/images/starwars_article_CotFPreview7_pic1_en.jpg
<TK-000> Even his mini has it.
<dgxxx> ok i think its the pants
<Havac> Look at Jaina.
<TK-000> She's sneaking a peek.
<Havac> She looks like she's grinding on someone.
<Havac> But them back-to-front and . . . twincest.
<dgxxx> i think Jacen is using those metal bands pants
<browwiw> she looks like a burn victim
<dgxxx> those pants has something to do with the crotch
<Havac> Her lightsaber handle is as long as her arm, too.
<TK-000> Better image:
<TK-000> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacenls.jpg
<TK-000> Also, card:
<TK-000> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacencardbk.jpg
<Havac> He's like the Ric Olie of crotches.
<Havac> "Hello. This is my crotch. Would you like a better look?"
<Havac> "It's right here."
<Havac> "I'm thrusting it forwards for your examination."
<browwiw> jesus, he taint is massive
<dgxxx> maybe the Sacrifice its his crotch
<Havac> Maybe he just has huge balls and that's the only way he can walk comfortably?
<TK-000> Yes!
<TK-000> To dgxxx.
<TK-000> And maybe Havac as well.
<Horsey> haha
<dgxxx> mm.. so we can say that Tenel Ka likes crotches?
<browwiw> I never got the whole "Jumpsuit Jedi" look
<dgxxx> big ones?
<Havac> Why do you think she likes him so much?
<dgxxx> oh right
<Havac> I just want to see Jacen strike that pose in normal conversation.
<Havac> Standing next to someone leaning way back with his junk thrust out.
<Havac> Just acting normal.
<dgxxx> "Hey Luke whats up" in "crotch" position
<browwiw> its how he punctuates his sentences with he speaks
<dgxxx> that will be fun
<browwiw> some people talk with their hands
<browwiw> Jaecn talks with his genitals
<dgxxx> like Duffman?
<Havac> He prefers crotch gesticulation.
*** Horsey changed the topic to: Jacen's crotch
<Havac> "Where's Luke?"
<Havac> "Over that way." *points with his crotch*
<Horsey> next thing ya know there will be a shrine to Jacen's crotch
<Havac> "And so then BANG!" *pelvic thrust* "the whole thing blows up!"
<TK-000> You guys are killing me, here.
<Havac> I'm cracking up too.
<TK-000> That's it.
<TK-000> Lit's getting informed.
<Horsey> yes!
<Havac> Post the full transcript.
<dgxxx> jajaja
<Horsey> I'm switching my favorite character to Jacen now
<TK-000> I'm on it.
<Havac> Edited for Littian standards.

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<JorrelFraajic> Hello LucidFox.... for the fourth time....
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<JorrelFraajic> And he's gone. Again.
<JorrelFraajic> Big surprise.
<jSarek> Yeah, he's having serious connection issues. Clearly.
<jSarek> Did I just put on a Ric Olie hat? I feel like I just put on a Ric Olie hat.

"The Hutts are gangsters!" - Captain Panaka

Ric's been letting Panaka steal his lines, I see.

*hands Havac his old TPM VHS copy for some essential brushing up*

[RicOlie]Captain Panaka said something very plain and obvious. Because it was so obvious, it sounded like something I might say. I like to state the obvious. Havac then attempted to make a Captain Obvious joke. I am Captain Obvious. Because I like to state the obvious. So it was all mocking Panaka for saying the sort of thing I might say. Because I say obvious things. Panaka doesn't tend to say obvious things. He tends to say pessimistic things. It's because of his Helm of Pessimism. It makes him pessimistic. Being pessimistic makes him say pessimistic things. Not obvious things. I say obvious things. It's good for exposition. Like this. This is exposition. It explains Havac's badly failed joke. A joke is something you say that is supposed to be funny. The joke failed because people didn't find it funny. I'm Ric Olie.[/RicOlie]

-SuperWatto and Havac

Start of the Ric Olie commentary track:

"Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-"

(sound of TV being turned off)

- Lord_Hydronium