[02:37] <+Soresu> Comics are outdated.
[02:38] <+Soresu> They'll probably be obsolete in a few decades.
[02:38] <+TrakNar> Not with the amount of nerds around who collect comics.
[02:39] <+Soresu> I mean, who cares? We're gonna have 3D televisions soon.
[02:39] <+Soresu> Hey I'm a nerd. I don't need comics.
[02:39] <+TrakNar> Nothing will compare to the smell of a freshly-printed comic and the feel of the pages.
[02:39] <+Soresu> I need my maths textbook and video games, and I'm pretty much set.
[02:39] <+Soresu> Oh and a wheelie bad helps too.
[02:39] <+Soresu> *bag
[02:40] <@Enochf> We won't even need books on tape. Instead, we'll just have our cuddly sex-bots recite novels to us in bed. After the sex.

<Xicer9> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Xicer9> Ludo Kressh's pedicure set knocked my DYK off the list
<Xicer9> ...Wow...that's an unfortunate acronym.
<TrakNar> Heh

<+Xicer9> !markov Tyber +
<@Nuku-Nuku> Tyber + 12-year-old + Princes
<+Xicer9> XD
<+Olioster> O_O
<+Tyber> :|

<RF> http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonniegrrl/4345105744/in/photostream/
<RF> So is this before or after that TOS image of Leia sitting on Chewie's whatever?
<Xicer> I always love that image
<Xicer> Well given how Leia had her Cloud City outfit on in the arm image, I'd say this one came first
<RF> Ah, so Chewie's a repeat offender
<Jello> Leia sitting on ..what?
<RF> http://www.starwars.com/fans/captions/news20100212.html
<RF> You decide.
<Xicer> It's either his arm or his...
<RF> Lumpy?
<LordHydronium> Itchy
<Jello> ...

[12:41] <GrandMoffTranner> Okay, as much as I'd like to stay here with you fine people and continue making Palpatine sex jokes, I really must go. :p

<Lord_Oblivion> Are you mocking me?
<Olioster> Yes
<Tyber> He's milking you.
<Lord_Oblivion> ...
<Olioster> =D
<Lord_Oblivion> Creepy
<Tyber> And /he/ laughs about it...
<Olioster> I like your taste
<Olioster> =O
<Tyber> Now, THAT was creepy.
<Lord_Oblivion> What the hell?
<Olioster> lol

<TrakNar> !markov Three words:
<Nuku-Nuku> Three words: go suck a dick :) we have articles for padme's decoys?
<ChackJadson> ...
<TrakNar> That's still more than three words!
<ChackJadson> QDB!
<TrakNar> Nice how she's polite while telling someone to suck a dick.

<TrakNar> !markov You
<Nuku-Nuku> You saw my Stripper article, right?

...

<TrakNar> Nuku wrote a stripper article?
<Xicer9> Wait, what's this Nuku?
<Xicer9> Share plz
<TrakNar> !wiki Stripper
<Nuku-Nuku> TrakNar: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stripper
<Xd1358> cool.

...

<TrakNar> Apparently Nuku wrote that stripper article.

...

<Xicer9> I honestly think someone should try to GA the Stripper article

<TrakNar> !polov Play with
<Nuku-Nuku> Play with carrots and lube.
<TrakNar> Uh...
<ChackJadson> ...

<JangFett> !fishoutofwater Tyber
<Nuku-Nuku> Tyber + Ahsoka (awesome), but the blonde ones were usually black and white.
<JangFett> XD
<CC|Away> ...
<JangFett> I have no comment.
<Xicer9> Tyber: BUT I HAVE TO BE FIRST
<Xicer9> FIRST FIRST FIRST
<Tyber> That is a sign of addiction, you know? :P
<JangFett> XD

<Tyber> !markov Breasts
<Nuku-Nuku> Breasts can remain aloft at high enough that I must start real practices until the version and purged the first district in the Patriot Act to stamp out the backstory of Fenn Shysa, since he currently works in his time.
<Tyber> Whoa.
<Xicer9> That sentence is epic.
<Tyber> !markov Boobs
<Nuku-Nuku> Boobs are always better with a shotgun :-P
<Tyber> XD
<Xicer9> This is true.
<Tyber> This one, too.

<TrakNar> !polov Play with
<Nuku-Nuku> Play with your life without sex
<TrakNar> Greedo is sitting on my lap and purring.
<GrandMoffTranner> I really hope that Greedo is a cat.
<ChackJadson> heh
<Toprawa> It would be more interesting if it wasn't.
<JangFett> XD
<Toprawa> Not necessarily better or more enticing.
<Toprawa> Just...more interesting

<RF> DA has surprising numbers of half-naked Trandoshans.
<RF> This is weird.
<Xicer> You seem to have quite an interest in thisl
<LordHydronium> What's there exactly to see on a half-naked Trandoshan?
<LordHydronium> Or for that matter, even a whole?
<LtNOWIS> Lizard nipples~
<Havac> Boob scales.
<LordHydronium> HAWT HAWT CLOACA ACTION
<LordHydronium> Oh wait,that's a male!
<LordHydronium> *trombone noise*

<RF> "Why, yes, I'd like to fuck a velociraptor."

<LtNOWIS> I'm not searching a porn database in a public library.

<LO|away>"John Mayer reveals masturbating is key to problem-solving"
<PointGiven> ...
<Xicer> ....
<PointGiven> I'm going to use that during the LSATs
<PointGiven> if I'm stuck on a question, I'll just whip out my dick and start stroking
<PointGiven> I'm guaranteed to do well 9_9
<Havac> "I'm looking at porn to SOLVE MY PROBLEMS! REALLY!"
<LO|away> "Mayer spends so much time masturbating he often upsets his friends by disappearing when he is with them, or refusing to answer their calls."
<Uli> I'll change my icon, actually...
<LO|away> "I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week... I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life."
<Havac> To a picture of John Mayer jerking it?
<LO|away> "The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 % agreeable with itself."
<LO|away> Jesus

<TrakNar> I swear, these cats are a small-scale replica of the Internet. For a while, it was all males of varying ages. Then a single female shows up and they all go nucking futs.

<RF> Open source community goal for 2010: sex toy interoperability
<LordHydronium> Open source sex toys? They don't get viruses, but you'll have the damnedest time finding the drivers to get them working.

<Trip>: and then Jacob's like, "fuck kids, not cool, now people are gonna think I'm like a genocidal maniac."
<Trip>: and they're like, "but dude he fucked our sister."
<Trip>: and Jacob's like, "oh well I guess we'll just enslave all the women and children."
<LtNOWIS>: I love happy endings.
<Trip>: so the moral of the story is, if a strange man tells you to get circumcised, you should probably watch out for sneak attacks.
<Trip>: so yeah. I was like, wtf

<Culator|Away> http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60004220100101
<Culator|Away> China is now officially Evil.
<Culator|Away> Before they were just annoying, stupid, and dickish. Now they're Evil.