[13:47:53] LO|Away: One reason I object to nudism is that I like the violent undressing part. XD
[13:48:07] LO|Away: Nudists are already naked.
[13:48:09] LO|Away: Boring

[12:29:40] LO|Away: ""This is my covenant, ...every male among you shall be circumcised." (Note: God seems to have an obsession with this--the words circumcise, circumcised, circumcising, circumcision, uncircumcised, uncircumcision, foreskin, and foreskins appear 157 times in the KJV. Although the KJV correctly translates the oldest Hebrew and Greek manuscripts, versions since the KJV attempt to soften this...
[12:29:41] LO|Away: ...apparent obsession by creatively translating these words in a different fashion wherever possible.)"
[12:29:43] LO|Away: LOL

[02:45.46] <Glaug-Eldare> how can i be as cool as you m'lord
[02:45.56] <The4dotelipsis> Push girls off your bed.
[02:46.10] <IFYLOFD> Rampant sex.
[02:46.11] <Glaug-Eldare> but there are no girls on my bed
[02:46.14] <Glaug-Eldare> ever
[02:46.18] <JorrelFraajic> THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
[02:46.20] <LordHydronium> That's the first step to remedy, then.
[02:46.20] <JorrelFraajic> ZING
[02:46.24] <JorrelFraajic> ZINGER ZINGER ZINGER
[02:46.38] <Riffsyphon1024> Because if you are and you likely would be unless you're in Novosibirsk, then you're awesome
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i have been zinged
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i was zung
[02:46.39] <IFYLOFD> Then get some girls, put them on your bed, and then push them off.
[02:46.47] <LordHydronium> Get a girl on your bed. Then kick her off. Then meditate on the zen aspect of it.
[02:46.48] <Glaug-Eldare> oh ok
[02:47.02] <Glaug-Eldare> what if she tries to hurt me
[02:47.07] <Riffsyphon1024> Kick her off like Odie
[02:47.14] <Glaug-Eldare> oh
[02:47.17] <JorrelFraajic> Accept it as part of the "zen"
[02:47.21] * Glaug-Eldare takes notes
[02:47.43] <JorrelFraajic> Thanky muchy :)
[02:47.44] <Riffsyphon1024> then you have the most passionate sex anyone in the history of mankind has ever not witnessed
[02:47.49] <IFYLOFD> Remember to call them "bitch".
[02:48.05] <Glaug-Eldare> but i'm white

[02:02.58] <Eyrezer> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Fs9EvYJ1FM/STC_4eUfjfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/bcGyW8TubN4/s1600-h/Dsc04403.jpg
[02:03.03] <Eyrezer> That is for 4Dot
[02:03.21] <The4dotelipsis> Oh, joy.
[02:03.25] <Eyrezer> :p
[02:03.30] <JorrelFraajic> XD
[02:03.47] <JorrelFraajic> Sex change operation: Several thousand dollars.
[02:04.06] <JorrelFraajic> Plaque commemorating sex change operation: Several hundred dollars.
[02:04.14] <JorrelFraajic> 4dot's response: Priceless.
[02:04.36] <Eyrezer> I won't post my third line
[02:04.41] <JorrelFraajic> POST IT
[02:04.42] <JorrelFraajic> NOW
[02:04.46] <Glaug-Eldare> POST
[02:05.07] <TrakNar> DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
[02:05.46] <Eyrezer> Feeling yourself up for the first time: Priceless
[02:05.52] <Eyrezer> :O
[02:05.52] <TrakNar> XDD
[02:05.56] <The4dotelipsis> !
[02:06.26] <Havac> Interrobang!
[02:06.29] <The4dotelipsis> Maybe it was a woman who became a man. A cross-dressing man.

[17:48.34] <JorrelFraajic> And they still have the fatsabers. :(
[17:49.08] <JorrelFraajic> http://www.massively.com/photos/star-wars-the-old-republic-1/1111062/ - I mean, come on. :|
[17:49.41] <JorrelFraajic> Yeah, I know, it's an old shot, but it's stayed around.
[17:51.58] <R_F> Uh
[17:52.18] <R_F> The Fatsabers are there because your saber "grows" as you gain levels.
[17:52.20] <R_F> o__o
[17:53.04] <JorrelFraajic> o_O
[17:53.26] <R_F> No, really.
[17:53.30] <R_F> Freudian!
[17:53.31] <JorrelFraajic> That is quite possibly the worst potential euphemism Star Wars has *ever* fallen into.
[17:53.47] <JorrelFraajic> Kreia was *so* right.
[17:53.53] <R_F> I'm sure they're doing it because it's something that's based in the EU or the films.
[17:53.58] <R_F> I mean, its gotta be there somewhere.
[17:54.03] <R_F> Sabers grow as you gain experience?
[17:54.11] <JorrelFraajic> :|
[17:54.12] <R_F> Yoda's saber was HUGE, wasn't it?

<The4dotelipsis> Bah. I still have to find that DVD. :(
<The4dotelipsis> Then I can do Latara.
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<LtNOWIS> That's what Wicket said.
<LtNOWIS> er, sorry.
<LucidFox> Meh, not going to QDB that. That would be like mutilating a deceased equine.
<The4dotelipsis> Latara's inherent sexyness is a staple of the QDB.

<RF> lol @ Talon flirting with Cade
<RF> "there are some responses you can't fake"
<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9
<Horsey> lol, yeah I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that
<RF> Also, lol @ the letters page
<RF> "Next month! The Deep Core w ill be quaking from the force of Cade's rumble"
<RF> Say what?
<Uli> Talon's deep core, taht is

<LtNOWIS> http://statestats.appspot.com/?q=moose+sex
<LtNOWIS> oh sorry, wrong window
<LucidFox> I'm NOT clicking that.
<Enochf> Heh

<LordHydronium> I can ask Top if I want to seriously do him.

[14:37] * +Madclaw Quit ("would it be weird if I wanted Aurra Sing to tickle my ass gently with her head antenna?")
[14:38] <+Azzt|Undead> Yes, Maddy, it would be.
[14:38] <+Azzt|Undead> But don't let that stop you.

<DT|afk> I'm administrator on several wiki's. Of course I like them.
<DT|afk> In fact, they some times make me orgasm.

<Graestan> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Jabba_Desilijic_Tiure&curid=546&diff=2260634&oldid=2253574 :|
<Darth_Culator> That's a totally un-suspicious username.
<Graestan> Meanwhile, [[User:Buttbutt]] goes around making useful edits.
<Darth_Culator> I love this place

[12:43:37] Havac: I mean, come on, with Rule 34, there's porn out there somewhere of 3 fucking 4.
[12:43:45] JorrelFraajic: Hav: Old news.

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<LucidFox> I just think that if that was really true, then the world would consist of nothing but greedy sex maniacs.
<TrakNar> ...
...
<TrakNar> Greedy sex maniacs! What a thing to read when you first sign on!

[11:39:35] LucidFox: My parents often say, "The world is ruled by two things: sex and value added."
[11:39:41] LucidFox: I don't believe it, though.
[11:41:11] LordHydronium: Yeah, value added isn't too important

<TrakNar> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:KB:Homosexual_or_Bisexual I was gonna make a joke about Traviss and her "controversial" writing, but it didn't look well in print, so I'll leave it to the comedy stylings of you guys.
<LtNOWIS> Humorless guy I am, I'll answer it straight.
<LtNOWIS> As it were.
<TrakNar> http://www.instantrimshot.com

<supergeeky1> I don't know why I can't find any porn involving vibrating 360 controllers.

<LO|Away> Wow...
<LO|Away> So are mine.
<Ozzel> They're on the outside of LF's body?
<LO|Away> LMAO
<Ozzel> What are the doing th— Nevermind.
<The4dotelipsis> REMOTE PENIS.
<LO|Away> Yes...
<LO|Away> We are long ago separate Siamese twins.
<LO|Away> And he took mine with him.
<LO|Away> *seperated
<LO|Away> *separated
<Ozzel> Did you call each other O and F?
<Ozzel> He must really be a hit with the ladies.
<LucidFox> ...
<LO|Away> It's more me than him. :P
<LO|Away> j/k

[23:45] <+LucidFox> SG1|Food> Just because my reproductive organs are on the outside rather than the inside doesn't mean I can't enjoy lying naked under moonlight.

<LucidFox> The4dotelipsis> Mai? There's a character in Star Wars named Mai?
* LucidFox drools
<The4dotelipsis> ...
<The4dotelipsis> !wiki Shu Mai
<Nuku-Nuku> The4dotelipsis: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Shu_Mai
<The4dotelipsis> Keep drooling.
<LucidFox> Gaaaaaaah!!!!