How does he have sex? —Unsigned comment by 68.163.255.64 (talk • contribs).

* Please tell me you are kidding! --supergeeky1 22:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
* A male Cerean puts his erect penis inside the vagina of a female Cerean. Then he puts it in another. Then another. etc, etc. --QuentinGeorge 09:31, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
*That was a silly Question - The Unknown Jedi

<LordHydronium> Homosexuals are gay.

<EmperorJello> ₪ - what on Earth is that?
<The4dotelipsis> A J and an L having intercourse.

The4dotelipsis> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Deliah_Blue - Best infobox cropping ever.
<Ozzel> Sans pants! Yay!
<ErikPflueger> Mmmmm....

<Ataru> If I was Chee, it would be.
<Ataru> And I would find a way to have Brianna with the Exile
<Ataru> Because that's so much more fun, dangit.
<LtNOWIS> Lesbianism
<Ozzel> Hawt.
<ErikPflueger> They have a lick'er license, then?
<LO|Hereish> Brianna, Visas, and the Exile. :)

<Jaymach> I notice how they don't mention the Hello Kitty sex toys in that article when they go on to talk about Hello Kitty merchandise
<Darth_Culator> Heh.
<The4dotelipsis> :|
<Jaymach> "everything from jewelry to stationery"
<Jaymach> I'm sure that sex toys aren't between the two
<Darth_Culator> No?
<Jaymach> at least not in my house
<Darth_Culator> I can see how the spectrum goes: jewelry---- other stuff---sex toys----other stuff--- other stuff --- stationery.
<LtNOWIS> I wonder if this is worthy of QDB.
<Darth_Culator> No.
<Jaymach> not in the slightest

<The4dotelipsis> I hate having to substitute Jizz for Jazz.
<The4dotelipsis> "You got jizz in you boy! You just gotta let it out!"
<LtNOWIS> hahahaha
<LtNOWIS> yeah

**(Much later)**

<The4dotelipsis> You wouldn't believe it...I click on random article and end up with a musical instrument.
<jSarek> Handy.
<The4dotelipsis> But it's a jizz instrument.
<The4dotelipsis> And I just don't want to go anywhere near jizz.
<jSarek> Everyone should experience jizz.
<The4dotelipsis> That's true.
<LordHydronium> I think I'll take in some jizz right now.
* LordHydronium listens to Cantina Band.
* Enochf refuses to QDB this, it'll only encourage you
<The4dotelipsis> <The4dotelipsis> "You got jizz in you boy! You just gotta let it out!"
<LordHydronium> I could have made any joke involving that, and somehow I picked the gayest one possible.
<jSarek> I think regularly consuming jizz is good for the soul. Producing jizz, even moreso.
<The4dotelipsis> Well, the movie I'm watching is about Jazz, which is kinda like Jizz.
<jSarek> Imagine, being up on stage, with the audience following you with rapt attention as you pump out the jizz with all your heart . . . must be quite the experience. Especially if you've got a whole band up there helping you out.

<Ozzel> From Luke's article: "identitity"
<Ozzel> That sounds like a naughty game.
<LucidFox> heh

RE: Was Yoda's 1st encounter in his life with a Sith in AotC?

Kidan: .... am I the only one who read that title and thought that this was a new Sex in the EU thread?

Ris_jSarek: I hope so.

Thrawn McEwok: Yoda, Padmé, the Force, and Sex in Movie Canon?

<Jaymach> hmm
<Jaymach> do I want horny black women for a gangbang?
<Jaymach> I've just had an e-mail offering me some
<Jaymach> thought I'd ask for opinions

I know young people hate thinking about this, but it is quite likely that your parents and your grandparents are still having sex --Dark Lady Mara

<Redemption> Oh boy...someone ban 68.106.221.183 for fanon. I grow weary of his Bastila and tattoos on her breasts and vagina...
<Gonk|Hereish> O_o
<LucidFox> What?
<Ataru> Copy that
<LucidFox> Vaginas aren't canon, are they?
<Enochf> Hello!
<Redemption> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Bastila_Shan&diff=1462378&oldid=1462375
<LucidFox> Aside from Visas's "loading ramp", which could mean anything?
<Redemption> Notice how everyone perks up when I say "breasts and vagina"
<Havac> " Darth Malak and Bastila kissed each other for a day so that Bastila become a powerful Sith."
<Havac> Oh, is that how it works?
<Gonk|Hereish> Somebody BJAODN that.
<Havac> Poor Vader, then.
<LucidFox> how do you put tattoos on a vagina, anyway?
<Enochf> Carefully
<Ataru> o.O
<Havac> It's a Sith secret.
<Gonk|Hereish> Only after asking very nicely.
<Redemption> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bastila_chained.jpg
<Jaymach> (LucidFox): they go around them
<Jaymach> not actually -on- the vagina
<Jaymach> generally above
<Redemption> As we can see, those needles are actually tattoo whatever you want to call them...
<Ataru> 9_9
* SS117 has joined #wookieepedia
<SS117> hi
<LtNOWIS> You can draw a face around it, making the vagina look like a mouth.
<Enochf> Moving hastily on...
<Ataru> Yes, please
<Ataru> Oh, and btw congratulations Jaymach
* Ataru forgot to say that earlier
<LtNOWIS> Congradulate him for what?
<GHe> adminship?
<Ataru> Yes
<Ataru> POWAH!
<Gonk|Hereish> No, for his vaginal tattooing knowledge
<Ataru> shush you

<sabarte> Wait, Jello is Palpatine's harem girl?
<Jello> no, Palpatine is MY harem girl

Culator|Work> CBT, your name makes me uneasy.
<CBT> Is that so
<CBT> How come
<Culator|Work> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT
<Culator|Work> Fifth item.
<CBT> Oh, yeah, I saw that
<CBT> Bah
<Culator|Work> Creepy.
<LtNOWIS> That's the first thing that comes to your mind, Culator?
<CBT> lol
<Culator|Work> You need to know these abbreviations to know what to avoid when surfing for porn.
* Jedimca0|Away is now known as Jedimca0
<CBT> Is that from experience culator? :)
<Culator|Work> I have no further comment.
<CBT> :D

<Graestan> Sorry, I have this issue with fanfiction
<Graestan> One day, I walk in and my roomie quickly minimizes the window she was looking at.
<Greyman> does she write Fanon?
<Jaymach> yeah, walking in on your roommate surfing porn can be hell :P
<Graestan> She won't getup, so I haul her out of the chair and open the windo....
<Graestan> It was OBI-WAN and PADME FUCKING
<Greyman> lol
<LtNOWIS> Excellent
<Graestan> I screamed "BLASPHEMY" and unplugged the computer

<Graestan> Oh! Me so horny! Oh! Oh! Me so horny!

<Jaymach> this is getting along the lines of the "is the Thing's penis a rock too?" kinda questions

<Goodwood> Would you do a female Bothan?
<Ozzel> I would have to come to that conclusion once I actually met a real Bothan.

<Havac> It was supposed to be one of the darkest SW stories ever.
<Havac> Minus the orgy.

<Redemption> I think Kreia was pretty seductive...
<Ataru> Ew
<Goodwood> Damn Red, you must have taken a blaster shot when we weren't looking.
<Redemption> Oh come on.
<Redemption> None of you find wrinkles and pupil-less eyes sexy?