<supergeeky1> Back in the olden days, we had to email nude pictures of ourselves to others.
<supergeeky1> Now, you kids with your new-fangled talking machines, you can send your nude pictures to everyone wherever you go.
<CavalierOne> Back in the real old days, you need a polaroid camera and an envelope.
<LucidFox> Heh, I remember how I wished for a Polaroid camera so I could take nude pictures of myself, just for myself

[19:23] <LucidFox> "# I can understand why 木木木 (tree tree tree) becomes 森 (forest), but why does 女女女 (woman woman woman) become 姦 (rape)? "

<James_T_Kirk> !sex Carter
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex help
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !help sex
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: *hiss*
<James_T_Kirk> ?
<James_T_Kirk> !sex machine
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex LucidFox
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> !sex right now
<Nuku-Nuku> James_T_Kirk: Invalid arguments for sex.
<James_T_Kirk> This bot has headache, like my wife.

[23:10.31] <LucidFox> http://qdb.lucidfox.org/3773 <-- .... That's just disgusting.
[23:11.44] * LucidFox vomits into a kitchen sink and flushes it away immediately.
[23:13.43] <JorrelFraajic> Wait, sinks in Russia flush? O_o
[23:13.53] * JorrelFraajic reminds himself not to shake Sikon's hand.
[23:14.36] <Glaug-Eldare> speaking of gross, do you remember (sad and gross incident)?
[23:14.40] <Glaug-Eldare> that was so gross and sad :(
[23:14.57] * LO|Hereish unzips his pants
[23:15.08] * LucidFox washes hands with extreme care.
[23:15.45] <madclaw> disgusting?
[23:15.55] <Enochf|work> In Soviet Russia sink flushes *you*

[22:59.25] <madclaw> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Rogue_Follower/slaveAhsoka.jpg
[22:59.27] <madclaw> O_O
[22:59.31] <madclaw> I mean O_O
[22:59.35] <madclaw> Epic O_O 2
[22:59.42] <madclaw> srsly WFT
[22:59.51] <madclaw> Star Wars kiddie pr0n
[23:00.47] <LO|Hereish> Meh.
[23:01.21] <LO|Hereish> Why couldn't Mission Vao wear anything like that?
[23:01.46] <madclaw> thanks again LO
[23:01.51] <madclaw> you are a genius
[23:03.36] <LO|Hereish> Say what?
[23:04.00] * LO|Hereish faps to the Ahsoka image.
[23:04.03] <LO|Hereish> XD
[23:04.44] =-= YOU are now known as Chris_Hansen
[23:04.51] <Chris_Hansen> Why don't you have a seat over there?

<RF> Jello: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Rogue_Follower/slaveAhsoka.jpg
<Jello> That's from an actual comic?
<Jello> That is disgusting.
<RF> Yes.
<LtNOWIS|away> What were they thinking...
<RF> It's hilarious.
<Jello> Where's that FBI phone number..
<Trip> why is she showing her o face
<LtNOWIS|TV> I wonder who's idea this was, in-universe?
<RF> her own.
<Trip> she's a skank, duh
<RF> Let me get some quotes
<RF> Ahsoka: "I realized you were right---if I don't believe I'm a slave, they won't either. So, there's no point in me pretending."

[01:36] <Enochf> Killer RoboLeia 2000 may not be Guri, but give her a slave costume, and she's truly uberlube-worthy

<Madclaw> [02:15] <SG1|Hereish> I want to have Enochf's children.
<SG1|Hereish> Very true, actually.
<Madclaw> you whore, so many times you told me you wanted to have my children
<Enochf> What the--
<SG1|Hereish> Yes, but surviving the conception would be very difficult.
<SG1|Hereish> And I would practically have very little use of my penis afterwards.
<Madclaw> thats an egotistical thing to say
<Madclaw> I have feelings too you know
<Enochf> Keep in mind my reproductive process is two-stage: first I appear in my "facehugger" form and implant my eggs in the victim's digestive tract...
<Madclaw> good
<Madclaw> see thats karma for you geeky
<Madclaw> :P
SG1|Hereish Hehe.

<Culator|Ish> I'M LOOKING AT YOU, DORMAN! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Carmesi5u.jpg
<IFY|SNL|Gejjen> HAWT PR0N
<IFY|SNL|Gejjen> We have Hutt-Human bondage rape porn, ladies and gentlemen!
<R_F> wut
<Toprawa> Well, duh.
<Toprawa> You've never watched ROTJ

<LO|away> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_X_syndrome
<LtNOWIS> "Triple X syndrome occurs in around 1 in 1,000 girls. On average, five to ten girls with triple X syndrome are born in the United States each day."
<LO|away> Isn't that a movie?
<LtNOWIS> Odds are, there have been pornstars with Triple X syndrome.
<LordHydronium> Vin Diesel occurs in around 1 in 1,000 girls too.
<LO|away> LOL
<LucidFox> ...

<Havac> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=swsaga/sw02unlpadmeleft.jpg
<Havac> WTF.
<Havac> It's not that cold on Geonosis.
<LtNOWIS> Deserts can be cold.
<Trip> maybe she has perma-frost nips
<Trip> like jennifer aniston
<RF> So cold that they double in mass?
<LO|away> Nipple!
<LordHydronium> Holy nipples!
<LordHydronium> Those are ridiculous.
<Havac> God, when will they be able to make figures where the women don't have manly faces?
<Trip> eh, to be fair
<Trip> portman's got a fairly manly face
<RF> :|
<Havac> Not as manly as that figure.
<Trip> oh, damn
<Trip> I see what you mean, hav
<Trip> looks like a drag queen
<Havac> Tranné.

<LtNOWIS|away> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7755315.stm
<GreenTentacle> Then what the hell am I doing here? :P
<LO|Away> "But the sexes differed on their priorities, with women preferring to gossip with friends while men had sex firmly at the top of their list."
<LO|Away> Damn women and their gossip.

[20:43] <@Ozzel> This is gonna cause fanwanking the likes of which we haven't seen since Antares Draco. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:SWLEG34-FC.jpg
[20:43] <Ataru> Ozzel: Who is that?
[20:44] <@Ozzel> Beats me.
[20:44] <+Muuuurgh> Stryfe?
[20:44] <Ataru> Please tell me it's not Rock Star Skywalker gone all evil.
[20:44] <@LordHydronium> It's Stryfe.
[20:44] <+Madclaway> my guess is Stryfe
[20:44] * Ataru has no idea who that is. :-P
[20:44] <+Muuuurgh> !wiki Darth Stryfe
[20:44] <@Nuku-Nuku> Muuuurgh: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Darth_Stryfe
[20:45] <@Culator> It's Darth Talon. There's going to be a bit of an homage to The Crying Game.
[20:45] <Ataru> If that's Darth Talon, then she grew a lot of hair.
[20:45] <@Culator> "She" already had it, inside the false lekku. The hair isn't the big reveal.
[20:46] <Ataru> And her face changed a little bit. :-P
...
[20:46] <Ataru> O.O

[17:10] <Madclaw> how can the Vatican dissaprove of gay's but approve their priests abuse of little boys?
[17:10] <LO|Away> Note to self: Join the clergy.
[17:11] <LO|Away> Not for that!
[17:11] <LO|Away> Bad timing.

Enochf: To sum up the works of Sigmund Freud: "All men secretly wish to have sex with their mother." (pause) "I mean, I can't be the only one, right?" (pause) "Right?" (pause) "You're all in denial."

[13:47:53] LO|Away: One reason I object to nudism is that I like the violent undressing part. XD
[13:48:07] LO|Away: Nudists are already naked.
[13:48:09] LO|Away: Boring

[12:29:40] LO|Away: ""This is my covenant, ...every male among you shall be circumcised." (Note: God seems to have an obsession with this--the words circumcise, circumcised, circumcising, circumcision, uncircumcised, uncircumcision, foreskin, and foreskins appear 157 times in the KJV. Although the KJV correctly translates the oldest Hebrew and Greek manuscripts, versions since the KJV attempt to soften this...
[12:29:41] LO|Away: ...apparent obsession by creatively translating these words in a different fashion wherever possible.)"
[12:29:43] LO|Away: LOL

[02:45.46] <Glaug-Eldare> how can i be as cool as you m'lord
[02:45.56] <The4dotelipsis> Push girls off your bed.
[02:46.10] <IFYLOFD> Rampant sex.
[02:46.11] <Glaug-Eldare> but there are no girls on my bed
[02:46.14] <Glaug-Eldare> ever
[02:46.18] <JorrelFraajic> THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
[02:46.20] <LordHydronium> That's the first step to remedy, then.
[02:46.20] <JorrelFraajic> ZING
[02:46.24] <JorrelFraajic> ZINGER ZINGER ZINGER
[02:46.38] <Riffsyphon1024> Because if you are and you likely would be unless you're in Novosibirsk, then you're awesome
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i have been zinged
[02:46.38] <Glaug-Eldare> i was zung
[02:46.39] <IFYLOFD> Then get some girls, put them on your bed, and then push them off.
[02:46.47] <LordHydronium> Get a girl on your bed. Then kick her off. Then meditate on the zen aspect of it.
[02:46.48] <Glaug-Eldare> oh ok
[02:47.02] <Glaug-Eldare> what if she tries to hurt me
[02:47.07] <Riffsyphon1024> Kick her off like Odie
[02:47.14] <Glaug-Eldare> oh
[02:47.17] <JorrelFraajic> Accept it as part of the "zen"
[02:47.21] * Glaug-Eldare takes notes
[02:47.43] <JorrelFraajic> Thanky muchy :)
[02:47.44] <Riffsyphon1024> then you have the most passionate sex anyone in the history of mankind has ever not witnessed
[02:47.49] <IFYLOFD> Remember to call them "bitch".
[02:48.05] <Glaug-Eldare> but i'm white

[02:02.58] <Eyrezer> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Fs9EvYJ1FM/STC_4eUfjfI/AAAAAAAAAMA/bcGyW8TubN4/s1600-h/Dsc04403.jpg
[02:03.03] <Eyrezer> That is for 4Dot
[02:03.21] <The4dotelipsis> Oh, joy.
[02:03.25] <Eyrezer> :p
[02:03.30] <JorrelFraajic> XD
[02:03.47] <JorrelFraajic> Sex change operation: Several thousand dollars.
[02:04.06] <JorrelFraajic> Plaque commemorating sex change operation: Several hundred dollars.
[02:04.14] <JorrelFraajic> 4dot's response: Priceless.
[02:04.36] <Eyrezer> I won't post my third line
[02:04.41] <JorrelFraajic> POST IT
[02:04.42] <JorrelFraajic> NOW
[02:04.46] <Glaug-Eldare> POST
[02:05.07] <TrakNar> DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
[02:05.46] <Eyrezer> Feeling yourself up for the first time: Priceless
[02:05.52] <Eyrezer> :O
[02:05.52] <TrakNar> XDD
[02:05.56] <The4dotelipsis> !
[02:06.26] <Havac> Interrobang!
[02:06.29] <The4dotelipsis> Maybe it was a woman who became a man. A cross-dressing man.

[17:48.34] <JorrelFraajic> And they still have the fatsabers. :(
[17:49.08] <JorrelFraajic> http://www.massively.com/photos/star-wars-the-old-republic-1/1111062/ - I mean, come on. :|
[17:49.41] <JorrelFraajic> Yeah, I know, it's an old shot, but it's stayed around.
[17:51.58] <R_F> Uh
[17:52.18] <R_F> The Fatsabers are there because your saber "grows" as you gain levels.
[17:52.20] <R_F> o__o
[17:53.04] <JorrelFraajic> o_O
[17:53.26] <R_F> No, really.
[17:53.30] <R_F> Freudian!
[17:53.31] <JorrelFraajic> That is quite possibly the worst potential euphemism Star Wars has *ever* fallen into.
[17:53.47] <JorrelFraajic> Kreia was *so* right.
[17:53.53] <R_F> I'm sure they're doing it because it's something that's based in the EU or the films.
[17:53.58] <R_F> I mean, its gotta be there somewhere.
[17:54.03] <R_F> Sabers grow as you gain experience?
[17:54.11] <JorrelFraajic> :|
[17:54.12] <R_F> Yoda's saber was HUGE, wasn't it?