[11:03:31] Redemp: Caitian. How clever...
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[11:05:02] Redemp: It's an obvious spin on the word "Cat".
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[11:06:58] Redemp: The only way it could have been worse is if they didn't include the i and just had "Catian"
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[11:14:25] LordHydronium: !wiki Catuman
[11:14:25] Nuku-Nuku: LordHydronium: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/_Catuman
[11:14:44] Redemp: I stand corrected.

<LucidFox> Frankly, the shots I've seen of the new Star Trek movie look like they're taken from a teen drama... IN SPACE.
<Enochf> Which is why I won't bother to see it in a theater
<Enochf> Young actors ruin everything
<Ozzel> Young characters should clearly be played by old people.

<LtNOWIS> Stupid Star Trek.
<LtNOWIS> Momentarily outshining us in the popular culture.
<LtNOWIS> Well, we got a Galaxies update! So there.
<LtNOWIS> You know what it's got?
<LtNOWIS> The Battle of Hoth!
<LtNOWIS> You can pilot Rebel snowspeeders to take down Imperial walkers.

<Three-Atesee> though I guess that explains why Enterprise randomly got retitled "Star Trek: Enterprise" halfway through its run
<Three-Atesee> I figured they just got sued by the Navy or something

Description: Some people who apparently took a wrong turn at the Bajoran Wormhole.

[17:17:27] CavalierOne: The Internet was invented for three reasons - to bitch about movies, discuss if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and to share pornography.
[17:17:55] Culator|Away: And since Star Wars won years ago, it really only exists for two reasons now.

<JorrelFraajic> !tealc
<Nuku-Nuku> ō_ô
<JorrelFraajic> Wow. New one.
<LordH3O|Hereish> !spock
<LordH3O|Hereish> That should be the same as !tealc :P
<LucidFox> Indeed.
<Enochf> Did Nuku just call me "Daniel Jackson"?

<Ozzel> I never did see Threshold.
<JaymachR> I'd advise keeping it that way
<Darth_Culator> http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Image:Transwarp_humans.jpg <-- There. Now you've seen the entire episode. The rest is just filler.
<Ozzel> I was about to ask which is which, but then I saw the handy caption.

<Gonk> http://img.trekmovie.com/images/hiresposter2a.jpg ...Nero looks like a half-assed Iridonian.
<Gonk> Or a member of Disturbed.

<Riffsyphon1024> Amazon actually recommended The Crystal Star to me while I was perusing other items
<Jor-El> Just what were you perusing then? Star Trek Novels?
<Jor-El> Giant Book of Everything Shit?
<Riffsyphon1024> something like that

<drjackzon> Stargate is second best show ever.
<LucidFox> Second?
<LucidFox> What's the first?
<drjackzon> Star Trek, of course.
<LucidFox> O_o
<LucidFox> Fascinating.
<drjackzon> Indeed

<GreenTentacle> "In a nutshell: Mr. Spock could be quite a Sluissi ..."
<Jaymach> O.o
<Jaymach> I can make an article on Spock?
<Gonk|Away> Spoooooooooooock
<GreenTentacle> That's all it says.
<GreenTentacle> But if that's enough for an article, go ahead.
<Jaymach> '''Spock''' was an individual who may very well have been a [[Sluissi]] due to his traits.

<Culator|Work> I am convinced that much Star Wars fanon is actually produced by Paramount employees trying to make SW fandom as crappy as Star Trek.

[15:55] <LordHydronium> Star Wars: Star Wars: The Star Wars: A Star Wars Story
[15:55] <The4dotelipsis> That a Trek book?
[15:56] <Cull_Tremayne> You're thinking of the Star Wars Trek.
[15:56] <Cull_Tremayne> Not to be confused with the Star Trek Wars.

[11:32] <The4dotelipsis> Is Jarael's nipple protruding?
[11:32] <LucidFox> where?
[11:33] <Havac> Everywhere.
[11:33] <LucidFox> Havac> that sounds like a bad Star Trek Voyager plot
[11:33] <Havac> "Sir . . . there's nipple! Everywhere!"

[22:12] <Culator|Work> I have the Teal'c/Spock single-eyebrow-raise mastered.
[22:13] <Culator|Work> In certain contexts, it's the one face that says "are you high/stupid? Shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself."

[14:47] <LordHydronium> And Ю is actually the Enterprise.
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[14:51] <Jaymach> I remember being told my name in Russian
[14:51] <Jaymach> it looked nothing like Andrew
[14:51] <LucidFox> Эндрю
[14:51] <Riffsyphon1024> thats Steven?
[14:52] <LucidFox> Riffsyphon1024> no, that's Andrew ^_^
[14:52] <Jaymach> LIES!
[14:52] <Riffsyphon1024> ok he gets the Enterprise at the end

TIMEWARP!

Well, that would certainly explain why the officer (Karath?) is so alarmed. "Sir! A Star Trek plot is materializing off our stern!"

- Lord_Hydronium

[12:28] <Gonk|Work> I always had a hard time adjusting to Movie Geordi, the one sans visor.
[12:28] <Gonk|Work> I couldn't stop thinking "Reading Rainbow"
[12:29] <Enochf> It's easy to tell Reading Rainbow LeVar from Geordi.
[12:29] <Enochf> Geordi talks like a normal person, and LeVar whispers like a creepy pedophile.
[12:29] <Jorrel|NotHere> He's in a library. He has to talk softly.
[12:30] <Lord_Oblivion> Reading Rainbow is definitely better than some of the newer childrens shows
[12:30] <Enochf> Teletubbies... that freaky giant blue dog...
[12:31] <Lord_Oblivion> The Sun is a friggin infants head
[12:31] <Enochf> Bob the Builder is great though ^_^
[12:32] <Gonk|Work> "Preparing America's youth for their vital role in her booming industry!!"
[12:32] <Enochf> Hey, young boys are interested in great big trucks, might as well make it constructive
[12:33] <Enochf> Better the giant crane and steamroller than a useless Truckosaurus
[12:34] <Gonk|Work> Better still: life in a garbage can
[12:34] <Gonk|Work> Now that's what I call giving our kids the skills they'll need
[12:35] <Enochf> Sesame Street teaches us if you talk to your imaginary Snuffleupagus friend long enough, eventually everybody else will see him too
[12:35] <Gonk|Work> Except for the old man, WHO DIES
[12:36] <Gonk|Work> For the longest time I was convinced Oscar killed Mr. Hooper
[12:36] <Gonk|Work> I guess I was suspicious and conspiracy-minded even at that tender young age
[12:36] <Enochf> They had to keep the Count from going to the funeral
[12:36] <Enochf> "One shovel full of dirt!"
[12:36] <Enochf> "Two shovels full of dirt!"
[12:37] <Enochf> "Get out of here, you freak!"
[12:37] <Enochf> "THREE shovels full of dirt, ah ah ah!"
[12:37] <Gonk|Work> "Why must you mock our grief?!"
[12:37] <Lord_Oblivion> lol
[12:39] <Gonk|Work> In retrospect, a likelier explanation would have been that, faced with economic duress considering his shop's location in the middle of the 'hood, he offed himself
[12:40] <Gonk|Work> Then the shop gets demolished and rebuilt as a check cashing place.

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<Inbl> hi?
<Inbl> anybody here or are you all a bunch of rotting corpses???
<SG1|Categories> :|
<Inbl> wat?
<Redemption> Hm. I might...let me check
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<Inbl> lol
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<Inbl> does anybody here play republic commando?
<SG1|Categories> No, that's a Star Wars game. We're Trekkies
<Inbl> ...
<Inbl> on wookiepedia?
<SG1|Categories> *Trekkers
<SG1|Categories> This is Memory Alpha, you want Wookieepedia
<Inbl> im on wookiepedia
<Inbl> you guys r stupid
<Lord_Oblivion> What's the difference between Trekkies and Trekkers?
<SG1|Categories> Nothing, we prefer to be called Trekkers anymore. I don't know why though
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<Lord_Oblivion> Stupid are we?