<LordHydronium> One day I will become an SW author for the sole purpose of making this canon. :P
<Jang|Away> It could work. :P TCW is someone's fanon.
<GreenTentacle> A 12 year old girl's?
<Jang|Away> I was thinking of Failoni, but yeah that can work too.
<LordHydronium> I think TCW is a pretty cool guy. eh kills canon and doesn't afraid of anything.
<Jang|Away> TCW is a guy? :O heh
<Tyber> NO... O?
<Tyber> U
<Jang|Away> !markov Fail =
<Nuku-Nuku> Fail = TCW" XD

Subject: So Humans and Twi'leks Can Interbreed

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man in charge of canon. Behold. Behold and despair. --Havac

<Eyrezer> Coruscant never seems crowded enough though
<JangFett> For TCW, Coruscant's population is 1% human and 99% previously used character models.

<LordHydronium> I loved that Death Watch assassin
<LordHydronium> He was just so incompetent
<LordHydronium> But dammit, he /tried/
<JangFett> He tried, but no. Everything got in his way when he was trying to kill Satine.
<JangFett> That happened twice, too.
<LordHydronium> "I'm going to shoot her! This time I know I'm going to shoot her!"
<JangFett> haha
<JangFett> *something gets in his way again* :P
<LordHydronium> "Aw, darn. :( "
<JangFett> I like how he disarmed Obi-Wan fairly quickly. I'm glad TCW Mandos can fight Jedi and actually do good.
<JangFett> But, that assassin needs to work on his sniping skills.

<LtNOWIS> Oh god.
<LtNOWIS> "As a Padawan it was her job-no, her duty-to make sure her Master was well. To be constantly attuned to his mood so she could anticipate his needs and more perfectly serve him."
<Uli> is this fanfic?
<RF> No.
<RF> Karen Miller.
<RF> Right?
<Uli> So it is fanfic.
<LtNOWIS> Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth
<LtNOWIS> the excerpt's out
<RF> Haha!

<Culator|Away> Ugh.
<Culator|Away> TCW is too sharp and too smooth in 1080p. It's seriously bothering me.
<Culator|Away> And this is the exact reaction my father had when he first got digital cable. I think that bothers me most of all.

<LordHydronium> "The episode follows the story of a rookie clone trooper who teams up with Anakin and Captain Rex in a daring mission to stop a deadly menace who can bring the end of the Galactic Republic."
<LordHydronium> Sounds original
<LtNOWIS> Rookie clone hasn't been done before
<LordHydronium> Once again I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not :P
<LtNOWIS> Well, has it? I don't follow TCW...
<LordHydronium> Well, there was that episode "Rookies" :P
<LtNOWIS> That was plural, Hydro.
<LordHydronium> Touche.
<Havac> Isn't every Clone Wars story about someone teaming up with some other main character on a single daring mission to stop some deadly menace to the Republic?
<Havac> Like, every single one?
<Havac> FIND A NEW GODDAMN PLOT PLEASE.

<RF> I see TCW is taking the Alien Freudian imagery route...
<RF> http://www.starwars.com/img/sun/theclonewars/guide/episode207/bts05.jpg
<RF> That's not suggestive, or anything.
<LordHydronium> Vulvastic
<Havac> No, no, it's vulveriffic.

<LordHydronium> The Clone Wars Season 2 Episode 11: Clones Shoot Things
<JangFett> XD
<JangFett> Sounds great. :)

<GrandMoffTranner> Well, what do you know. TCW is apparently aware of established canon... and is even showing it in the next episode.
<JangFett> If TCW was aware of established canon, Filono wouldn't be making all these goofy mistakes. :P
<GrandMoffTranner> "The planet Dorin has been attacked by Grievous. Because of Dorin's orientation between two nearby black holes, we'll need your expert space combat tactics to help guide the command ships and fighter squadrons. "
<GrandMoffTranner> I'm surprised they bothered to mention the black holes.
<JangFett> Ah, good. :)
<GrandMoffTranner> But they'll probably screw up the fact that Dorin's atmosphere has very little oxygen.
<JangFett> Anakin will just walk in the planet, unprotected. That, or he'll wear an oxygen mask and breathe like Vader. -_-
<GrandMoffTranner> They'll most likely give Ahsoka a piece of dialogue like "This atmosphere is so breathable!"
<JangFett> XD
I'll be done with TCW then.
<GrandMoffTranner> "I can't believe how much oxygen Dorin's atmosphere has!!"
<JangFett> :|
<JangFett> !kill Ahsoka?

<MasterJonathan> !markov Failoni
<Nuku-Nuku> Failoni is the featured article status. I think Dreis was the ANH, and Garrett's the one she's created - thus developing his own crappy fanon. 9_9
<Lord_Oblivion> Hm. No offense to Colin Wilson, but sometimes he gives women such masculine faces
<JangFett> Failoni = FA? :O
<MasterJonathan> XD XD XD
<Lord_Oblivion> :o

<Trip> yeah, the shuttles they use in TOR are identical to the TCW shuttles
<Trip> http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4b/Nu-class_attack_shuttle.jpg
<Trip> /identical/
<Havac> I think when the design people were pulling the bin of concept art off the top shelf, they accidentally dropped it and all the concept art for everything else got all mixed up.
<Havac> So they got some of everyone else's designs, they put all the OT concept art in TCW's bin, and all the original TOR and TCW designs will in the future be attributed as unused X-wing Rogue Squadron concept artwork by an understandably confused intern.

<JangFett> !markov Fail +
<Nuku-Nuku> Fail + Fail = TCW?

[20:27:49 pm] <JangFett> !tcwmotto
[20:27:50 pm] <Nuku-Nuku> CANON CAN SUCK DAVE FILONI'S BALLS

<Mauser> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Clone_trooper&curid=524&diff=2785996&oldid=2783902 Who do those people think we are? IMDB Trivia?
<LtNOWIS|CGI> There's no need to insult IMDb trivia like that

<JangFett> Matt Latner needs to get voice acting lessions.
<LO|Away> Lesions that can voice act?
<IFYLOFD> That would be... unsettling.

<JangFett> Filoni ruined Tatooine. :(
<Tyber> what?
<LtNOWIS> He made it jungley?

<Bly> Wild Space sucked?
<Havac> It was so bad you wouldn't believe it.
<LordHydronium> Wild Space was a deep, tearing agony that caused sweat to pour off one's face and set their heart thudding.
<Bly> I see.
<Bly> And what exactly made it so godawful?
<Havac> After I read it, I knew I would carry the pain in my heart forever, never free of its crushing agony.
<Havac> You see what Hydro and I are doing, Bly?
<Havac> That is what the book does.

<LO|away> Filoni needs to quit raping the continuity so eagerly
<RF> Continuity is a lustful whore, though.
<LordHydronium> Sure, blame the victim
<RF> "She was asking for it, wearing clothes like those."
<RF> 9_9 9_9 9_9
<LordHydronium> "She wanted it. Look at her waving those retcons around."
<RF> Those big, bouncing retcons.

<RF> "See Also: Half-Naked Female Jedis, Coming Right Up in Clone Wars"
<RF> http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/01/half-naked-fema/
<RF> LOLOLOLOL
<RF> They found the Slave Ahsoka pic
<LO|away> Can that be used as a source? :P
<LtNOWIS> It meets WP:Reliable Sources.
<RF> "Do Ahsoka and Secura’s home worlds rationalize their sexy outfits? Is this is a horny tempest in a teapot?"
<RF> XD
<RF> Yes to the first, yes to the second.