Haazen/Sion was another connection that was accidental <...> And in-universe, it's often hard to have a character say, "Hey, you know that guy I've never heard of? I'm not him."

- JohnJacksonMiller

[22:13] <Graestan> http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/29581636/p1/?1
[22:13] <Culator|Away> Heh.
[22:13] <Culator|Away> He can't fix it, you blocked him.
[22:14] <Havac> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[22:14] <Graestan> I blocked Cilghal? XD
[22:14] <Havac> Grae . . . SenatorCilghal on TFN . . . that's Gann.

Two Spacetroopers are floating in space...

Spacetrooper 1: It never gets old, huh?
Spacetrooper 2: Nope.
Spacetrooper 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Spacetrooper 2: Break into song?
Spacetrooper 1: Yep.

WEDGE: I love the X-Wings,
RAV: I love the bright red Sith!
K-MAC: I love Yevetha,
ZIRO: I love the bands of Bith!
LUCENO: I love the EU, and all its sights and sounds.
CHEWIE's FAMILY FROM 1978: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
KNIFE & BEY: I love the Marvels,
PEACE BIGRADE MEMBERS: I love the Yuuzhan Vong.
ABEL G. PENA: I love Triocolus!
TIM ZAHN HOLDING VOTF: And that this book is long...
HAVAC: I love the EU,
WARU: And all its craziness!
THE MOOMO BROS: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
DASH RENDAR & PRINCE XIZOR: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!
QUINLAN VOS: I love the Clone Wars,
DARTH REVAN: I love Terentateks.
NATHAN BUTLER: I love West End Game stuff,
DELIAH BLUE & AZLYN RAE: We love when Cade has sex!
JOHN OSTRANDER: I love the EU,
JEFF FERGUSON: It's such a brilliant place!
THE MOFFS GATHERED AT THE MOFFERENCE: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da,
JOKER SQUADRON: Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

<Trip> "I still think the issue is taking something like [Traviss's] attitude towards canon (which is presumptive at best) personal"
<Trip> well, gee whillikers, roo
<Trip> why d'you think folks take it personal
<RF> lol presumptive
<Trip> maybe because she goes out of her way to antagonize anyone who doesn't have their tongue shoved up her ass?
* RF has kicked Trip from #eu (Trip)
* Trip has joined #eu
<RF> DO NOT WANT
<RF> :p
<RF> ...
<Trip> :P
<RF> WRONG EMOTICON

I'll scan one up:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3079/possiblyjoleebindoah5.jpg

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/b0/Jolee.jpg

^ and Jolee for comparison.

They look nothing alike, other than the fact that they're both black, bald, and have goatees.

Look, folks, Jolee Bindo!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060925/244.chappelle.dave.092506.jpg

I disagree. I think that would look like Jolee Bindo As Drawn By Brian Ching. Obviously we'll never get that, thank goodness.

Xicer, Havac, and MistrX

<Graestan> There just aren't great discussions on Lit lately.
<Graestan> :(
<Graestan> This thread looks nice, until you consider that it will become everyone's BS toilet: http://boards.theforce.net/literature/b10003/29551458/p1

<LordHydro|TV> Remember when Genghis explained that 2+2 didn't equal 4 in Star Wars?
<LordHydro|TV> That was fun.
<Jorrel> 2+2 =/= 4?
<LordHydro|TV> Yes.
<Havac> 2+2=Mara Jade is a lame-ass Shira Brie ripoff!

And I have to agree with Ulicus - I kinda wanted him to be named a Jedi Knight, as opposed to declining because he (and we) know he still is a true Jedi. Even if he didn't stick around.

Hmm, maybe something like this?

Council: Zayne Carrick, we hereby name you a Jedi Knight!
Zayne: Thanks, I'm honored and all that - Bye!
Council: What? Wait a sec-
Zayne: Uh-uh, too late, no take-backs. I'm outta here.

- Kylun

Show us your goodies!

Yeah, I thought that title would get your attention.

- CooperTFN

Luke calls a council of war. Basically, this means that he gets a bunch of kids together and says, "Let's run and hide in the woods! Fight hard, even though I only saw fit to give weapons to my bestest favoritest students ever! Don't bother staying together. I'm not going to attempt to actually coordinate anything or take care of anyone. Don't die now, OK?" --Havac

# Jaina's good at fixing things, Lowie's good at computers (oooh, contemporary!), Tenel's good at physical activity, and Jacen's good at . . . talking to animals. He's got the equivalent of Heart in Captain Planet. --Havac

<LordHydronium> "Jacen was using violence to achieve a peaceful future in Inferno. The Jedi do the same exact thing when they decide to assassinate a Sith."
<LordHydronium> Hello, bullshit equivalency arguments. How nice to see you again.
<LordHydronium> See, it's like how Lee Harvey Oswald and Claus von Stauffenberg are exactly the same.
<LordHydronium> Because both wanted to kill leaders.

Daniel-K: Triangles are not squares, though I'm certain that in his little spin world they may be and that we shall soon here some made up justification for that fact.
Trip: http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/tripzero/screenshots/vnsdbridge.jpg [thinking]
Lord_Hydronium: IT'S A TRAPEZOID!

I bet he's the one that gave the clones all their silly nicknames.

"Commander Joey, execute order 66..."
"But sir, my callsign is Shooter."
"Jedi lies."
"What?"
"The Jedi told me your name was Joey. You should kill them."

--GrandAdmiralJello

Odd. Dark Horse's site has a link to a preview for KotOR #34, but every time I look, there's no actual pictures.

Haazen's evil plan clearly involves an invasion of red X's.

No, it's quite clear that he's completely wiped the universe from reality.

What do you mean "continuity error?"


- Nobody145, Lord_Hydronium, whiskers

[21:18] <Coffee> Krayt has haazan's eye
[21:18] <Coffee> kind of
[21:18] <Coffee> same design
[21:18] <Graestan> Haazen?
[21:18] <tiki> well, Haazen is the Jedi who "kills" Sion the first time.
[21:18] <Graestan> heh
[21:19] <Coffee> Yeah, that Haazen. As opposed to his evil archnemisis, Haazan.
[21:20] <Graestan> argh
[21:20] <Graestan> Date Posted: 2:55am Subject: RE: The Padawan Massacre: Does Revan know?
[21:20] <Graestan> I think Reavan told Alek too watch Zayne closely,because if the news goes out that the Jedi Convenant existed it could bring him more Reavanchists. shhh
[21:20] <Graestan> IT'S SPELLED CORRECTLY RIGHT ABOVE YOU!
[21:22] <Coffee> Yeah, that Reven. As opposed to his evil archnemisis, Reaven.

The references to the "stronghold" and "enclave" are meant to be Trayus, I'd assume. He didn't build or construct Trayus, so it's probably easier to go with him taking Trayus for his stronghold and establishing an academy within. I get the distinct impression that the Chronicles were written before the full details of the game's story had been hammered out.

Obsidian 1: Oh, oh, oh, and then he BUILDS A STRONGHOLD on the planet!
Obsidian 2: AWESOME! I'll put that in the Chronicles.
*months later*
Obsidian 1: Hmm... how could he build it in a year? Lets just say he found something that was already there.

- Ulicus

RE: The Padawan Massacre: Does Revan know?

I always found it hilarious that this group of "seers" walked right by Revan and didn't bat an eye.

- Jmacq1

Choices are....

1. Yo Revvie. I'm mackin' on some hottie Arkanian Offshoot. I'll see you on the flipside after I bag this one.
2. I promised this friend of mine that I would help him with some personal problems. To me, that's more important than the war we defied the council to go fight in. Cool?
3. Master, I think it's as you suspected. Zayne Carrick is innocent. I feel it. He has asked for my help and I think if I follow him I will uncover more clues about what actually happened.

- Carnage04

RE: Knights of the Old Republic 36: Prophet Motive 1

If I know JJM, this arc will probably be followed by one called Profit Motive!

- Kenobi_Kid