<Culator|Away> GAAAAAAAAAHHHH
* Culator|Away is now known as Darth_Culator
<Darth_Culator> http://websearch.about.com/od/bestsitesimagegalleries/ig/September-2008-Best-Sites/Wookiepedia.htm
<Darth_Culator> The correct spelling of "Wookiee" is visible HOW MANY TIMES in their screenshot?
<Darth_Culator> YET THEY STILL FUCKED IT UP

<Havac> Oh, Christ, she /is/ a Goth.
<Horsey> ?
<Havac> Sirrakuk.
<Havac> She's a Goth Wookiee.
<Havac> At last Sirra spoke again, her agitation apparent in her voice. She pointed to her shaved wrists and elbows, explaining in more detail that she did this to show others that she was not like them.
<Jello> so she cuts herself
<Havac> Her . . . fur.
<Horsey> lol

[15:54:40] <LtNOWIS> Czerka kinda devolved over the years.
[15:54:52] <LtNOWIS> They went from controlling planets to making vibroblades
[15:55:10] <Enochf> Well, the whole enslaving Wookiees thing was bad PR
[15:55:56] <Enochf> Even the crooked senators were like, "OK, I understand enslaving Twi'leks... oh, *boy* do I understand enslaving Twi'leks... but Wookiees? That's just gauche."

<LtNOWIS> They had this: http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/06/10/force-choke-a-wookie-as-darth-vader-in-star-wars-the-force-unleashed/
<LtNOWIS> I'm sure you can all point out the obvious flaw.
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<Ozzel> All I can say to that guy is "FU."

<LtNOWIS2> Fuck wookiees
<jSarek> LtN: I'll pass, thanks.
<Jedi_Goodwood> Hehe, only if you want your ass broken.
<Jedi_Goodwood> Or ripped in half.
<jSarek> Knocked his head clean off!

<LtNOWIS|away> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Webtools <--"Wookiepedia" handily beats "Wookieepedia"
<Ozzel> For April Fool's, we just change our name to Wookiepedia.
<Ozzel> Just draw a little X through an E in the logo.
<Ozzel> And write up an Onion-style press release on our reasoning.
<Jaymach> (Ozzel): I still prefer my idea
<Jaymach> (Ozzel): get Wikia to delete the site
<Ozzel> I once saw a guy defend "Wookie" as the proper spelling because it gets more Google hits.
<Azzt|Dead> XD

<LO|Hereish> http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Wookiee-nookie.JPG
<LO|Hereish> What is Darthipedia coming to?
<Ozzel> Uhh...
<LO|Hereish> Exactly.
<Jedimca0> O_O Wait.... That's on Darthipedia?!? Who uploaded that?
<Jedimca0> ah... nevermind.....
<The4dotelipsis> Restrict your elipsi, sir!
<Jedimca0> sorry...
<Jedimca0> that ok?

<Graestan> Ataru> You got a problem with elderly Wookiee masturbation?

<LtNOWIS> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Crisis%21 <--That's on my master list of Small Clone Numbers sources.
<LordHydronium> I'm just amazed that they can adapt ROTS for kids.
<LordHydronium> "Attack on Mustafar", "Terrible duel", "Birth and death"...yeah, that's good kids' stuff.
<LordHydronium> Anakin decapitates a bunch of people, then gets burned alive due to trying to kill his friend.
<LordHydronium> Oh, right, and he chokes his wife, then she dies.
<LordHydronium> Great bedtime reading.
<LtNOWIS> Level 4 is like the top of the food chain, Hydro.
<LordHydronium> Point taken, Nowis.
<LordHydronium> I guess "What is a Wookiee?" doesn't have any Trandoshan slavery in it. :P

[11:47] <Enochf> Jesus. The tapes they gave me to transcribe are like... static recordings from a pulsar or something.
[11:48] <Enochf> This is horrible.
[11:48] <JorrelFraajic> "They"? Who's "They"?
[11:48] <Enochf> The employers who don't deserve me
[11:50] <Graestan> Enochf> I listen to static recordings from pulsars every night before I sleep. It's the "big giant stick" with which I beat sanity from my head.
[11:51] <Enochf> Do your employers ask you to transcribe them into English Q&A format?
[11:51] <Enochf> Q: wffwfwmmmm wmremrwm wemfmwfmmm
[11:51] <Enochf> A: wemrmemmdfff mfffufuww
[11:51] <Graestan> lol!
[11:51] <JorrelFraajic> Wookieespeak?
[11:51] <Graestan> No.
[11:51] <Enochf> Mufflespeak
[11:51] <Graestan> Welsh.

Darth_Culator> And I can't randomly sprout vaginas. I'm not a vegetarian.

[14:15] <Ozzel> http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2769693&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#2769693
[14:16] <Ozzel> Last post. :-|
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[14:16] <Ozzel> "WOOKIEPEDIA!"
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[14:17] <Ozzel> You host a freaking Star Wars podcast, and you can't even spell WOOKIEE!?@?@

<Methodical> wookiesex...
<LordHydronium> Is it like horses? Retractable and whatnot?
<LordHydronium> I shouldn't be asking this.

Darth_Culator> I'm no good with a pistol. I aim better with a rifle.
<Ataru> Heh
<Darth_Culator> Wait, I mean...
<Darth_Culator> I would never shoot children.
<Darth_Culator> That's right.

<Gonk> It was Enochf! The big one! HE did this to me!
<Enochf> LOL
<Enochf> We don't do Wookieepedians anymore
<Enochf> I try not to fall into those traps
<Gonk> ew
<Ataru> Sounds like a creepy Killik rapist.
<Ataru> Or Alema Rar

<ErikPflueger> I'm sure Lord Oblivion remembers...
<ErikPflueger> That I had him pregnant from a greasy Twi'lek lekku.

He died because every time you masturbate, a Wookiee dies...Chewbacca's death was simply the result of fanwanking over other characters. —Jaymach Ral'Tir (talk) 03:17, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

<Joker1138> Think there will ever be e Wokiee Civil War
<GT|hereish> Is that a Chinese Wookiee?

<Gonk> I wanna see an Ewok-Wookiee war.
<Gonk> No, let me rephrase that. I wanna see the grisly *aftermath* of an Ewok-Wookiee war.
<Gonk> If nothing else, it would be a great opportunity for 4dot to re-use Barber's Adagio for Strings

"How is it that every Wookiee gets involved in a life-debt?"
- Cull Tremayne