<LO|Away> What would the reset switch on Vader chest panel do...
<tzzA> LO|Away: break things
<Tyber> LO: Dark Lord 2.0
<NaruHina> Kill the Vista user
<Tyber> "Do you really want to upgrade Dark Lord 1.5 to Dark Lord 2.0? OK --- Cancel"
<LO|Away> I wonder if Vader actually got software updates. :P
<LO|Away> XD
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<Jaymach> I imagine it would be firmware updates if anything
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<Tyber> kinda
<Sienn> ah, my computer just toally shut down
<Tyber> why are you still here?
<Sienn> i fixed it?
<Tyber> that was quick
<LO|Away> That's one of the bugs they haven't worked out of Dark Lord 2.0.
<Sienn> the battery died, all I had to do was plug it in again
<Sienn> whats the Dark Lord 2.0?
<Jadson> Darth vader upgrade
<Jadson> *Vader
<Sienn> whats it for though? is it a game pr something?
<Sienn> or*
<Tyber> Nah, Vader gets a firmware upgrade.
<Sienn> ooh
<Sienn> ok
<NaruHina> He has decent ChatZilla
<NaruHina> It allows him Dun Moch rights
<tzzA> the wireless can be a bit spotty at times
<Sienn> ugh, so lost. whats Dun Moch?
<tzzA> especially on those damn desert planets where nobody important lives
<NaruHina> All that damn scuba interferance
<Tyber> whatever
<tzzA> but on worthwhile planets like Coruscant
<tzzA> he can just hop on someone's wireless
* LO|Away imagines Vader getting the blue screen of death in his eyepieces...
<tzzA> not like anybody is gong to tell him to get the hell off their netz
<NaruHina> He gets the Red Ring all the time
<Tyber> "Fatal exception occured while installing Dark Lord 2.0. Please contact Yoda's Help Desk for support."
<NaruHina> "Vader?"
<LO|Away> It's fatal alright.
<NaruHina> "As in Anakin Skywalker?"
<NaruHina> "Your self, go fuck"
<tzzA> "Care not, Yoda does."

<Azzt|Gone> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Yoda%27s_species&diff=2271421&oldid=2266680 :| :| :| :| :|
<Darth_Culator> Permaban.

<Aqua> Dude. In Episode II documentary, Lucas calls Yoda the "illegitimate child of Kermit and Miss Piggy"
<Darth_Culator> CANON!
<Muuurgh> G-canon!

[17:01:13] <GreenTentacle> So Yoda apparently faked his own death to forge a successful career giving blowjobs for money.
[17:01:20] <GreenTentacle> The things you learn from anons.
[17:01:23] <R_F> ...
[17:01:32] <GreenTentacle> http://starwars.wikia.com/index.php?title=Yoda&curid=331&diff=2111966&oldid=2109808
[17:02:34] <Ozzel> I wonder how much he charges.
[17:02:39] <Jorrel|Work> ...
[17:02:42] <Jorrel|Work> ...
[17:02:42] <Jorrel|Work> XD
[17:03:25] <Madclaw> heh
[17:04:22] <LordHydronium> When 900 dollars you reach, be as good you will not, hm?
[17:04:45] <GreenTentacle> It'd be a little off-putting to hear "size matters not" upon dropping your pants. :P

<Graestan> We need a "This User has Rollback, Bitch!" userbox
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Graestan> With a middle finger.
<Graestan> What's the text version of a middle finger?
<Darth-Lol> ,,|,
<Graestan> mIm
<Graestan> Bah.
<Darth-Lol> wouldn't it be mIn ?
<Azzt_Rhell> --I-
<Darth-Lol> unless you have an extra finger
<Graestan> Shut up, so I have six fingers on each hand. Jesus.
<Ozzel> You killed my father, prepare to die!
<Darth-Lol> whoa that's awesome. I wish I had six fingers.
<Azzt_Rhell> Jesus H. Christ!
<Graestan> The last one is even more useless than a pinky.
<Azzt_Rhell> I hav a friend with 6 toes on each foot.
<Graestan> Is he one of the versions of Action Figure Yoda?
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Graestan> What the hell is the canonical version of Yoda's goddamned feet?
<Azzt_Rhell> Hell?
<The4dotelipsis> Wrapped up. Chinese style.
<Graestan> Nice and pointy.
<Graestan> Like flippers.
<Darth_Culator> He has quantum feet. The number of toes is affected by observation.

RE: Was Yoda's 1st encounter in his life with a Sith in AotC?

Kidan: .... am I the only one who read that title and thought that this was a new Sex in the EU thread?

Ris_jSarek: I hope so.

Thrawn McEwok: Yoda, Padmé, the Force, and Sex in Movie Canon?

Killing off Luke is like killing off Yoda, it can't be done. --Volderon

<Imperialles> Adam Hughes drew the best piece of fan art I've ever seen
<Lord_Oblivion> The one with Shaak-Ti and Aayla Secura?
<Imperialles> No, the one with Aayla and Yoda.
<Enochf> W... w... w...
<Enochf> Yoda?
<Lord_Oblivion> I didn't know Yoda was like that
<Enochf> Off to lunch... hopefully I can keep it down. Sheesh. Yoda?
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<Lord_Oblivion> Big things come in small packages. :P
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<Gonk|Busy> Size matters not!
<Jorrel|Lurkish> The back is off, but the rest is okay.
<Gonk|Busy> Control, control, I must learn control!
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<Jorrel|Lurkish> Heh, you scared him off.
<Lord_Oblivion> I bet those quotes used to be on the sexual references article

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RE: "...the last of the Jedi will you be."

The easy answer to why Yoda said what he did is of course that if he said to Luke, "When gone i am, the last of the Jedi will you be...except all the others, not yet created by EU authors are they", it doesn't exactly motivate Luke to re-build the Order so much

- Darth_Shpydar

RE: Does anyone else think that Yoda would make a great book?

I don't think his skin is the right kind of leather.

- Spike2002

<Karohalva> Luke: Master Yoda, you told me that dark side corrupts one's very features. Is this true?
<Karohalva> Yoda: What? Think you born green I was? Hmm?
<Karohalva> Luke: So... you once fell to the dark side?
<Karohalva> Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you?
<Karohalva> Luke: What?
<Karohalva> Yoda: Pick on little green men, heh! Chuckle at balding aliens, you do!
<Karohalva> Luke: Master Yoda, what are you talking about?

"Master Yoda, do you know how to stop people from dying?"

"Yes! Invest more points into Cure you must! Had to be a Jedi Guardian you did, Feats you wanted! Heh! Wishing you had more Force Points now are you, hmm?"

- GrandAdmiralJello