* LordOblivion thinks Chee should become a Wookieepedian
<LucidFox> ...and be banned for fanon? :)
<Imperialles> He'd just go "It's totally in the Holocron" all the time

RE: Does anyone else think that Yoda would make a great book?

I don't think his skin is the right kind of leather.

- Spike2002

<Enoch|work> Plagueis grew so powerful that he even prevented a book being written about him revealing his secrets

The way some people seem to be acting, you'd think Luke grabbed Lumiya while she was asleep, beheaded her, and then stuck the decapitated head on a pike over the Jedi Temple with a sign saying, "Thus - all who oppose me!"

....

Actually, that'd be pretty cool....

- QuentinGeorge

[23:22] Ozzel: Either he's lying, and he did make sockpuppets, or he's telling the truth, and he actually had his mother vote for his wiki.
[23:22] Ozzel: Either way, that is just sad.

[18:58] D-Fender1031: btw, is there a PG restriction on this room?
[18:58] Enochf: Nah
[18:58] Redemption: No, you motherfucker

<Darth_Culator> What do you call a ship whose only purpose is to carry one big gun? If it was a ground vehicle, it would be self-propelled artillery. But do you call it when it's a ship?
...
<Jaymach> the Death Star
<Darth_Culator> Think smaller.
<Jaymach> a French Death Star

Eh...I liked Shatterpoint, but it lacked the gritty darkness of The Baby Ewoks' Picnic Surprise --The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

[22:58] <Graestan> It's mastUrbated
[22:58] * Graestan is an expert on the subject
[22:58] * Graestan means spelling, not... nevermind

<Ineedaname> Quick, someone name a source which says the Executor was 19km
<Azzt_Rhell> Ultimate Visual Ency.
<Gonk> INAN: the official site?
<Ozzel> Marvel Ewoks 7: The Perilous Laughing Spell
<Ozzel> "I've never seen anyone more worthy of my tears! You are a true hero, young Teebo. Take all the tears you want! Also, the Executor is 19km long!"
<Ozzel> -- Mt. Sorrow

<Cull_Tremayne> You know, in that one Ewok comic, Logray is able to lift up C-3PO and R2 with his staff. So it doesn't really make much sense that the Ewoks are so amazed by Luke's levitating trick.
<Imp|zzz> He did it without a staff... amazing!

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<JackNebulax> Someone unlock "Imperial sentinel" so I can re-add my compromise.
<Culator|Work> First provide a source that explicitly states the sentinels were clones *of their masters*.
<Culator|Work> Reworded fanon is still fanon.
<JackNebulax> We have Luke's quote: "My sentinels..."
<Redemption> Is that it?
<JackNebulax> While not saying that they were his, we can't ignore it.
<Redemption> Huh
<Gonk|Busy> But Padme says "My bodyguard"...
<Culator|Work> And Lando once talked about his dog being run over by a speeder. Should we assume that "my dog" means the dog could have been a clone of Lando?
<Gonk|Busy> ...and at least THEY look alike.
<GreenTentacle> That's either a low flying speeder or a very tall dog.
<Gonk|Busy> A very /smooth/ dog, too.
<Gonk|Busy> "Hey baby, mind if I ... sniff your butt?"

<The4dotelipsis> As much of a prick as I may be...

(long pause)

<GreenTentacle> Are you waiting for somebody to disagree? :p

<Jedi_Goodwood> !bored
<Nuku-Nuku> What book? 100 Ways to Suck Yourself?
<Jedi_Goodwood> LMFAO!
<LtNOWIS2> sweet!
<LtNOWIS2> Nuku rules
<Nuku-Nuku> Please respect Wookieepedia's IRC policies, as listed at http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:IRC#Rules

<Maddolis> ChanServ. Always there when you need her.
<LucidFox> ChanServ is a she?
<Cull_Tremayne> Androgynous being.
<LucidFox> of course, the "chan" part does imply that...
<Maddolis> I met her once
<LucidFox> ChanServ is the Exile, of Indeterminate Gender and Alignment.
<Jaymach> in which case....ChanServ is female! Get over it!

[16:13] <Gonk|Busy> "We are gathered here today to pay our fi--OH SWEET JESUS SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND US AND SHE'S HUGE" http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a1/Mara-funeral.jpg
[16:13] <Ozzel> :-D

Though entertaining, is it entirely necessary? Not that I couldn't use an excuse to stare at her navel. Still, I'm half expecting the next picture to be "Breasts. Aayla has two of them. They're quite nice." - LightWarden 21:50, 30 March 2006

* GT|away is soaking.
<GT|away> Bloody rain.
<Culator|Prox> I'd be quite concerned by rain that was bloody.

<Culator|Work> I just realized something.
<Culator|Work> We have a near-infinite supply of AA batteries here.
<Culator|Work> So technically, that's POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH!

[20:06] <@Graestan> if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then guess what
[20:06] <@Darth_Culator> It's a well-disguised chicken engaged in a nefarious plot.