* LordOblivion thinks Chee should become a Wookieepedian
<LucidFox> ...and be banned for fanon? :)
<Imperialles> He'd just go "It's totally in the Holocron" all the time

<Enoch|work> Plagueis grew so powerful that he even prevented a book being written about him revealing his secrets

The way some people seem to be acting, you'd think Luke grabbed Lumiya while she was asleep, beheaded her, and then stuck the decapitated head on a pike over the Jedi Temple with a sign saying, "Thus - all who oppose me!"

....

Actually, that'd be pretty cool....

- QuentinGeorge

<Darth_Culator> What do you call a ship whose only purpose is to carry one big gun? If it was a ground vehicle, it would be self-propelled artillery. But do you call it when it's a ship?
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<Jaymach> the Death Star
<Darth_Culator> Think smaller.
<Jaymach> a French Death Star

<Ineedaname> Quick, someone name a source which says the Executor was 19km
<Azzt_Rhell> Ultimate Visual Ency.
<Gonk> INAN: the official site?
<Ozzel> Marvel Ewoks 7: The Perilous Laughing Spell
<Ozzel> "I've never seen anyone more worthy of my tears! You are a true hero, young Teebo. Take all the tears you want! Also, the Executor is 19km long!"
<Ozzel> -- Mt. Sorrow

RE: Does anyone else think that Yoda would make a great book?

I don't think his skin is the right kind of leather.

- Spike2002

[18:58] D-Fender1031: btw, is there a PG restriction on this room?
[18:58] Enochf: Nah
[18:58] Redemption: No, you motherfucker

[23:22] Ozzel: Either he's lying, and he did make sockpuppets, or he's telling the truth, and he actually had his mother vote for his wiki.
[23:22] Ozzel: Either way, that is just sad.

Start of the Ric Olie commentary track:

"Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-"

(sound of TV being turned off)

- Lord_Hydronium

[22:58] <Graestan> It's mastUrbated
[22:58] * Graestan is an expert on the subject
[22:58] * Graestan means spelling, not... nevermind

Eh...I liked Shatterpoint, but it lacked the gritty darkness of The Baby Ewoks' Picnic Surprise --The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

<The4dotelipsis> As much of a prick as I may be...

(long pause)

<GreenTentacle> Are you waiting for somebody to disagree? :p

Since Njolgai missed it, I will recap the comments.

1. Oh my god. Mara is going to die in Sacrifice. She will be the Sacrifice.
2. Oh my god, why doesn't she look her age. She is like, 60 and looks 30.
3. I want to make sweet love to that book cover.
4. Why isn't she in Jedi Robes? She's too old for tight leather.
5. The Tight Leather makes me want to make sweet love to that book cover.
6. This is such a plot hole, Obi-Wan, Owen, and Beru looked really old at the same age.
7. I did not want to make sweet love to Beru. Well, maybe in AoTC.
8. I hate Mara Jade.
9. Why is everyone so down on Mara Jade.
10. No Jedi Robes? Does this mean Traviss is going to make her a Mandalorian?
11. Yeah! A hot mandalorian in Tight leather. I want to make sweet love to that book cover.
12. Who cares? Star Wars novels have not been good since 1997. It makes no sense for Jacen to be on the Dark Side. He is nothing like he was when he was 10.
13. No way am I going to pay $27 for a Hardcover book.
14. I'd pay $27 for this hardcover......only because I want to make sweet love to it.
15. OMG! This must mean BEN is Darth Krayt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Carnage04

<IFYLOFD> !markov Naru
<Naru> IFYLOFD:*Hiss*
<IFYLOFD> LOL
<IFYLOFD> !markov Naru
--- LO|Hereish is now known as LO|Away
<IFYLOFD> <Nuku-Nuku> Error: I was unable to generate a Markov chain at least 3 words long.
<Naru> IFYLOFD:*HISS*
<IFYLOFD> Nuku's broken!
<Naru> !ping
<Nuku-Nuku> Naru: *hiss*
<Naru> Nope
<IFYLOFD> !ping
<Nuku-Nuku> IFYLOFD: *hiss*
<IFYLOFD> Huh?
<Naru> She just doesn't like you
<IFYLOFD> !blamekov
<Nuku-Nuku> I blame Jaymach.
<IFYLOFD> !markov Nuku
<Nuku-Nuku> Nuku is a bitch.
<IFYLOFD> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
<IFYLOFD> QDB! QDB! QDB!
<AdmirableAckbar> !abuse

<Cull_Tremayne> You know, in that one Ewok comic, Logray is able to lift up C-3PO and R2 with his staff. So it doesn't really make much sense that the Ewoks are so amazed by Luke's levitating trick.
<Imp|zzz> He did it without a staff... amazing!

<Maddolis> ChanServ. Always there when you need her.
<LucidFox> ChanServ is a she?
<Cull_Tremayne> Androgynous being.
<LucidFox> of course, the "chan" part does imply that...
<Maddolis> I met her once
<LucidFox> ChanServ is the Exile, of Indeterminate Gender and Alignment.
<Jaymach> in which case....ChanServ is female! Get over it!

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<JackNebulax> Someone unlock "Imperial sentinel" so I can re-add my compromise.
<Culator|Work> First provide a source that explicitly states the sentinels were clones *of their masters*.
<Culator|Work> Reworded fanon is still fanon.
<JackNebulax> We have Luke's quote: "My sentinels..."
<Redemption> Is that it?
<JackNebulax> While not saying that they were his, we can't ignore it.
<Redemption> Huh
<Gonk|Busy> But Padme says "My bodyguard"...
<Culator|Work> And Lando once talked about his dog being run over by a speeder. Should we assume that "my dog" means the dog could have been a clone of Lando?
<Gonk|Busy> ...and at least THEY look alike.
<GreenTentacle> That's either a low flying speeder or a very tall dog.
<Gonk|Busy> A very /smooth/ dog, too.
<Gonk|Busy> "Hey baby, mind if I ... sniff your butt?"

<Culator|Work> How is it that I, a heterosexual adult human male, am a pervert for admiring an adult human female?
<Enoch|work> It's not like he said, "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" ^_^
<stranger> "I could suck the jelly off her toes all night" is the single weirdest thing i have heard on here
* Enoch|work takes a bow

<LordHydronium>Locations! Organizations! Technology! Heart!
<Cull_Tremayne>With your elements combined...
<LordHydronium>I am Captain Feature!
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<jSarek>Captain Feature, he's a hero, gonna bring these redlinks down to zero, he's our edits, magnified, and he's fighting on the Wookiee's side . . .
<LordHydronium>Captain Feature, he's our hero. Gonna take FAs to one hundred and zero. Add four more, and have no fear. We got enough FAs for a year.
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<LordHydronium>Song-off!
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<jSarek>Hydro wins in the song off. The second verse is inspired.

<Gonk|OffAndOn> Honestly, how many fucktards can one planet support?
<Enochf> Fucktards roamed the steppes of Central Asia as hunter-gatherers for centuries...
<GreenTentacle> I find that hard to believe since I doubt their ability to either hunt or gather.
<Enochf> Scattered by invading Mongol hordes, evidence of Fucktard settlements have been found in Gaul, Turkey and Morocco
<Gonk|OffAndOn> Their language, Proto-Indo-Fucktardic, survives to this day in Internet forums and wikis.
<GreenTentacle> I also doubt they'd have the sense to run from the Mongols.
<Enochf> Their use of the letter "u" to designate the one to whom they are speaking dates back to the Byzantine Empire
<GreenTentacle> They'd greet them with rapturous shouts of "I have new friends!"
<Enochf> The letter of the Fucktards to Emperor Constantine read simply, "u suck emporer hehe"