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[03:45] jSarek: Hydro: It may be time for you to start insulting people again.
[03:53] LordHydronium: I have it on good authority that your mother is so rotund that when she sits around the house, wherein "around" would usually suggest "in and about", in this case can have the double meaning of "circumscribing".
[03:54] jSarek: Ooh, snap.
[03:56] jSarek: Well, *I* have it on good authority that *your* mother is so intellectually deficient that she is inable to avoid injury from the impact of nonmoving wheeled vehicles.
[03:57] LordHydronium: Your mother is so grotesquely overweight that the United States Postal Service had to ascribe her her own postal code.
[03:57] LordHydronium: Because she covers such a large area, you see.
[03:59] LordHydronium: Your mother is of such low intellect that when she hears it is "chilly" outside, she interprets that as the homophonous word "chili", a spicy stew consisting of beans and possibly meat local to the American SouthWest and Mexico. Having this misapprehension, she takes a spoon outside, expecting to partake in the supposed chili there.
[03:59] jSarek: Your mother is so laden with adipose that, while I was engaging in relations with her, I had to slap said adipose tissue on her lower extremity, generating an oscillation upon which I could be carried safely to her vulva.
[04:02] LordHydronium: Your mother has so little education that her mental lexicon, when interpreting the word "quarterback", a position in American football, reanalyzes it as the two separate morphemes "quarter" and "back", and as a result expects to obtain a refund of twenty-five cents American, known in common parlance as a "quarter".
[04:02] LordHydronium: Linguistic burn!
[04:05] jSarek: I am experiencing the metaphorical heat of your clever linguistic exercise as if it were literal entropic, physical heat, and thus feel the need to fan myself with my hand.
[04:05] * jSarek fans self
[04:05] LordHydronium: Consider yourself to be the property of another, namely myself.
[04:07] jSarek: Not only am I your property, but I am forced to misspell the state of being your property, that is to say being "owned" by you, by using the letter "p," which is proximal to the "o" on a standard QWERTY keyboard, resulting in the unpronouncable yet quaint "pwned."
[04:08] LtNOWIS: It's pronouncable.
[04:08] LtNOWIS: "Poned"
[04:09] * jSarek scoffs
[04:09] LordHydronium: I say, you have the air of truth about you. This has been a most pleasant and enlightening bout of repartee, my good man.
[04:10] jSarek: Only on the presumption that the letter "w" produces a rounded middle vowel sound in absence of other vowels. Which, in English, it does not.
[04:10] jSarek: Hydro: I too have been enlightened by this exchange. We must engage in it again sometime.
(...)
[04:16] jSarek: Oh, LtNOWIS: I stand corrected, the "o" in "owned" is a closed back vowel with rounding.
[04:17] LordHydronium: PHONOLOGICAL HUMILIATION
[04:17] jSarek: I was pwned by my lack of proper phonological terminology for the alledged vowel in pwned.
[04:17] LordHydronium: Yo momma so dumb, she thought a closed back vowel with rounding was a rounded middle vowel.
[04:18] LordHydronium: Oh wait, are we not doing that anymore? :P
[03:53] LordHydronium: I have it on good authority that your mother is so rotund that when she sits around the house, wherein "around" would usually suggest "in and about", in this case can have the double meaning of "circumscribing".
[03:54] jSarek: Ooh, snap.
[03:56] jSarek: Well, *I* have it on good authority that *your* mother is so intellectually deficient that she is inable to avoid injury from the impact of nonmoving wheeled vehicles.
[03:57] LordHydronium: Your mother is so grotesquely overweight that the United States Postal Service had to ascribe her her own postal code.
[03:57] LordHydronium: Because she covers such a large area, you see.
[03:59] LordHydronium: Your mother is of such low intellect that when she hears it is "chilly" outside, she interprets that as the homophonous word "chili", a spicy stew consisting of beans and possibly meat local to the American SouthWest and Mexico. Having this misapprehension, she takes a spoon outside, expecting to partake in the supposed chili there.
[03:59] jSarek: Your mother is so laden with adipose that, while I was engaging in relations with her, I had to slap said adipose tissue on her lower extremity, generating an oscillation upon which I could be carried safely to her vulva.
[04:02] LordHydronium: Your mother has so little education that her mental lexicon, when interpreting the word "quarterback", a position in American football, reanalyzes it as the two separate morphemes "quarter" and "back", and as a result expects to obtain a refund of twenty-five cents American, known in common parlance as a "quarter".
[04:02] LordHydronium: Linguistic burn!
[04:05] jSarek: I am experiencing the metaphorical heat of your clever linguistic exercise as if it were literal entropic, physical heat, and thus feel the need to fan myself with my hand.
[04:05] * jSarek fans self
[04:05] LordHydronium: Consider yourself to be the property of another, namely myself.
[04:07] jSarek: Not only am I your property, but I am forced to misspell the state of being your property, that is to say being "owned" by you, by using the letter "p," which is proximal to the "o" on a standard QWERTY keyboard, resulting in the unpronouncable yet quaint "pwned."
[04:08] LtNOWIS: It's pronouncable.
[04:08] LtNOWIS: "Poned"
[04:09] * jSarek scoffs
[04:09] LordHydronium: I say, you have the air of truth about you. This has been a most pleasant and enlightening bout of repartee, my good man.
[04:10] jSarek: Only on the presumption that the letter "w" produces a rounded middle vowel sound in absence of other vowels. Which, in English, it does not.
[04:10] jSarek: Hydro: I too have been enlightened by this exchange. We must engage in it again sometime.
(...)
[04:16] jSarek: Oh, LtNOWIS: I stand corrected, the "o" in "owned" is a closed back vowel with rounding.
[04:17] LordHydronium: PHONOLOGICAL HUMILIATION
[04:17] jSarek: I was pwned by my lack of proper phonological terminology for the alledged vowel in pwned.
[04:17] LordHydronium: Yo momma so dumb, she thought a closed back vowel with rounding was a rounded middle vowel.
[04:18] LordHydronium: Oh wait, are we not doing that anymore? :P
Notes:
Collegiate-level yo mama fight.
[08:44] <Culator|Work> I had a strange idea this morning. A Wookieepedia superhero. Like Captain Planet, but for Wookieepedia.
[08:44] <Culator|Work> Deletion! Bannination! Reversion! Protection! Heart!
[08:44] <Culator|Work> By your admin powers combined, I am CAPTAIN WOOKIEE!
[08:44] <Culator|Work> Ataru would be "heart". That's the crappy power, just like in Captain Planet.
[08:47] <Nuku-Nuku> LOL
[08:48] <Koldoon> LOL
[08:48] <LordHydronium> Wait, did Nuku-Nuku just laugh at a joke? o_O
[08:44] <Culator|Work> Deletion! Bannination! Reversion! Protection! Heart!
[08:44] <Culator|Work> By your admin powers combined, I am CAPTAIN WOOKIEE!
[08:44] <Culator|Work> Ataru would be "heart". That's the crappy power, just like in Captain Planet.
[08:47] <Nuku-Nuku> LOL
[08:48] <Koldoon> LOL
[08:48] <LordHydronium> Wait, did Nuku-Nuku just laugh at a joke? o_O
Notes:
Culator is insane. The bot facilitates his madness.
<LucidFox> ....
<The4dotelipsis> Yes?
<The4dotelipsis> Yes?
<Gonk|OffAndOn> Honestly, how many fucktards can one planet support?
<Enochf> Fucktards roamed the steppes of Central Asia as hunter-gatherers for centuries...
<GreenTentacle> I find that hard to believe since I doubt their ability to either hunt or gather.
<Enochf> Scattered by invading Mongol hordes, evidence of Fucktard settlements have been found in Gaul, Turkey and Morocco
<Gonk|OffAndOn> Their language, Proto-Indo-Fucktardic, survives to this day in Internet forums and wikis.
<GreenTentacle> I also doubt they'd have the sense to run from the Mongols.
<Enochf> Their use of the letter "u" to designate the one to whom they are speaking dates back to the Byzantine Empire
<GreenTentacle> They'd greet them with rapturous shouts of "I have new friends!"
<Enochf> The letter of the Fucktards to Emperor Constantine read simply, "u suck emporer hehe"
<Enochf> Fucktards roamed the steppes of Central Asia as hunter-gatherers for centuries...
<GreenTentacle> I find that hard to believe since I doubt their ability to either hunt or gather.
<Enochf> Scattered by invading Mongol hordes, evidence of Fucktard settlements have been found in Gaul, Turkey and Morocco
<Gonk|OffAndOn> Their language, Proto-Indo-Fucktardic, survives to this day in Internet forums and wikis.
<GreenTentacle> I also doubt they'd have the sense to run from the Mongols.
<Enochf> Their use of the letter "u" to designate the one to whom they are speaking dates back to the Byzantine Empire
<GreenTentacle> They'd greet them with rapturous shouts of "I have new friends!"
<Enochf> The letter of the Fucktards to Emperor Constantine read simply, "u suck emporer hehe"
Notes:
Gonk's complaints about certain Wookieepedia "contributors" evolve into a National Geographic special.
<Starkiller1996> Hi, I'm Starkiller 1996
<The4dotelipsis> Yes, we know.
<Starkiller1996> Who ims the fourdotelepses?
<The4dotelipsis> But, uh, no one. Not to my knowledge.
<Starkiller1996> Ims not hapy at the ''Wookiecast"
<The4dotelipsis> I can understand why.
<Starkiller1996> Are yous the fourdotelipsess?
<The4dotelipsis> ...
<The4dotelipsis> What does your heart tell you?
<Starkiller1996> Ims Starkiller1996
<The4dotelipsis> Anyway, I must apologise, because, you see, I have never heard you in real life. So I had to go on an assumption.
<Starkiller1996> Thees whats my hart says.
<Ataru> What?
<Starkiller1996> Im says "Star Trek smells" toos.
* Ataru is totally confused
* Karohalva is too.
<The4dotelipsis> That is indeed a vindictive viewpoint Mr. Starkiller, but you must understand, it was all for the love of entertainment.
<The4dotelipsis> And, Starkiller, I have never heard a Salvadorean in real life. You understand the difficulty of course.
<Starkiller1996> the fordotelepis.. Im very unhappys with what you mad mee.
<The4dotelipsis> So, naturally, I concocted a false accent. Not designed to offend, rather, to be a placeholder for the time in which a more accurate representation of your good self could be inserted into the show.
<Ataru> Do you really think he's going to understand that?
<Starkiller1996> Yous maked funn of me.
<Karohalva> Salvadorean? That's San Salvador, isn't it?
<Darth_Culator> Drop an inflatable forklift on him.
<The4dotelipsis> No, no, I gave you a veiled shout-out.
<The4dotelipsis> Different.
<Starkiller1996> Si, Ims from San Salvador.
<Starkiller1996> O. OK.
<The4dotelipsis> If I wanted to offend you, we would be hiding the razors.
<The4dotelipsis> See?
<Starkiller1996> Ims still makes new friends!.
<Karohalva> That is true. When folk here want to insult, they do it so bad that it is obvious.
<The4dotelipsis> I know. I was advertising your friend making gambit.
<Starkiller1996> You know, it's really fun to make fun of people by being them
<The4dotelipsis> Maybe next time I'll research your voice and make the performance more believeable, if only for you.
<Darth_Culator> May the force be with ours!
*** Starkiller1996 is now known as JorrelFraajic
<The4dotelipsis> Hah hah hah!
<The4dotelipsis> That's superb.
<JorrelFraajic> Man, it's hard to misspell words on purpose.
<JorrelFraajic> Thank you, 4dot.
<The4dotelipsis> Yes, we know.
<Starkiller1996> Who ims the fourdotelepses?
<The4dotelipsis> But, uh, no one. Not to my knowledge.
<Starkiller1996> Ims not hapy at the ''Wookiecast"
<The4dotelipsis> I can understand why.
<Starkiller1996> Are yous the fourdotelipsess?
<The4dotelipsis> ...
<The4dotelipsis> What does your heart tell you?
<Starkiller1996> Ims Starkiller1996
<The4dotelipsis> Anyway, I must apologise, because, you see, I have never heard you in real life. So I had to go on an assumption.
<Starkiller1996> Thees whats my hart says.
<Ataru> What?
<Starkiller1996> Im says "Star Trek smells" toos.
* Ataru is totally confused
* Karohalva is too.
<The4dotelipsis> That is indeed a vindictive viewpoint Mr. Starkiller, but you must understand, it was all for the love of entertainment.
<The4dotelipsis> And, Starkiller, I have never heard a Salvadorean in real life. You understand the difficulty of course.
<Starkiller1996> the fordotelepis.. Im very unhappys with what you mad mee.
<The4dotelipsis> So, naturally, I concocted a false accent. Not designed to offend, rather, to be a placeholder for the time in which a more accurate representation of your good self could be inserted into the show.
<Ataru> Do you really think he's going to understand that?
<Starkiller1996> Yous maked funn of me.
<Karohalva> Salvadorean? That's San Salvador, isn't it?
<Darth_Culator> Drop an inflatable forklift on him.
<The4dotelipsis> No, no, I gave you a veiled shout-out.
<The4dotelipsis> Different.
<Starkiller1996> Si, Ims from San Salvador.
<Starkiller1996> O. OK.
<The4dotelipsis> If I wanted to offend you, we would be hiding the razors.
<The4dotelipsis> See?
<Starkiller1996> Ims still makes new friends!.
<Karohalva> That is true. When folk here want to insult, they do it so bad that it is obvious.
<The4dotelipsis> I know. I was advertising your friend making gambit.
<Starkiller1996> You know, it's really fun to make fun of people by being them
<The4dotelipsis> Maybe next time I'll research your voice and make the performance more believeable, if only for you.
<Darth_Culator> May the force be with ours!
*** Starkiller1996 is now known as JorrelFraajic
<The4dotelipsis> Hah hah hah!
<The4dotelipsis> That's superb.
<JorrelFraajic> Man, it's hard to misspell words on purpose.
<JorrelFraajic> Thank you, 4dot.
Notes:
The greatest IRC impersonation yet.
* GT|away is soaking.
<GT|away> Bloody rain.
<Culator|Prox> I'd be quite concerned by rain that was bloody.
<GT|away> Bloody rain.
<Culator|Prox> I'd be quite concerned by rain that was bloody.
<LtNOWIS> Doesn't the spoiler period expire today or something?
<LucidFox> What spoiler period?
<The4dotelipsis> For Splinter of the Minds Eye.
<LucidFox> lol
<The4dotelipsis> Ah, now we can talk about it.
<The4dotelipsis> How about that Vader falling down that pit, eh?
<LordHydronium> I can't believe Luke cut off Vader's hand!
<The4dotelipsis> And Leia can use a lightsaber?
<The4dotelipsis> I reckon that Halla will be pretty important in that new Star Wars movie coming out in '80.
<LordHydronium> Dude, do you think they're gonna use the Kaiburr crystal in the next movie?
<LordHydronium> I bet they are.
<The4dotelipsis> Yah, totally.
<The4dotelipsis> Where was Han?
<The4dotelipsis> And Chewbacca?
<LordHydronium> Dude, what if Vader totally got his revenge on Luke, and, like, he cut off *his* hand?
<LordHydronium> He could have some awesome line, like, "A hand for a hand, Skywalker!"
<The4dotelipsis> :O
<The4dotelipsis> That would be so awesome.
<The4dotelipsis> I'm gonna write a letter to Lucas telling him to do that.
<The4dotelipsis> Also, I like how he kills his officers when they fail him.
<The4dotelipsis> I totally hope he does that in the next movie!
<LtNOWIS> Wow, I had no idea my comment would spark such hilarity.
<LordHydronium> Luke and Leia are so going to hook up.
<The4dotelipsis> Oh, man, they are meant for each other.
<LordHydronium> They've got chemistry.
<The4dotelipsis> Totally.
<LucidFox> What spoiler period?
<The4dotelipsis> For Splinter of the Minds Eye.
<LucidFox> lol
<The4dotelipsis> Ah, now we can talk about it.
<The4dotelipsis> How about that Vader falling down that pit, eh?
<LordHydronium> I can't believe Luke cut off Vader's hand!
<The4dotelipsis> And Leia can use a lightsaber?
<The4dotelipsis> I reckon that Halla will be pretty important in that new Star Wars movie coming out in '80.
<LordHydronium> Dude, do you think they're gonna use the Kaiburr crystal in the next movie?
<LordHydronium> I bet they are.
<The4dotelipsis> Yah, totally.
<The4dotelipsis> Where was Han?
<The4dotelipsis> And Chewbacca?
<LordHydronium> Dude, what if Vader totally got his revenge on Luke, and, like, he cut off *his* hand?
<LordHydronium> He could have some awesome line, like, "A hand for a hand, Skywalker!"
<The4dotelipsis> :O
<The4dotelipsis> That would be so awesome.
<The4dotelipsis> I'm gonna write a letter to Lucas telling him to do that.
<The4dotelipsis> Also, I like how he kills his officers when they fail him.
<The4dotelipsis> I totally hope he does that in the next movie!
<LtNOWIS> Wow, I had no idea my comment would spark such hilarity.
<LordHydronium> Luke and Leia are so going to hook up.
<The4dotelipsis> Oh, man, they are meant for each other.
<LordHydronium> They've got chemistry.
<The4dotelipsis> Totally.
<The4dotelipsis> I might go play some Assassin's Creed.
=-= The4dotelipsis is now known as TheAssDot
<TheAssDot> ...
<TheAssDot> Well, that's not going to work.
=-= The4dotelipsis is now known as TheAssDot
<TheAssDot> ...
<TheAssDot> Well, that's not going to work.
A change of name? So we need separate articles on Lumpawarrump and Lumpawaroo now? Change of allegiance? So we need Tycho Celchu (Imperial) and Tycho Celchu (Rebel) now? Change of physical appearance? So we need Anakin Skywalker (both arms) and Anakin Skywalker (prosthetic arm) now? Change of personality? So we need Jacen Solo (peacenik) and Jacen Solo (hardass)? Or must it meet two of the above criteria? Three? Or is this all a smokescreen to hide the fact that Vader should just be a special exception?
- Havac
- Havac
That said, I'm expecting Antares to have some sort of family link to Krayt, given the whole "dragon" thing, and for some reason I get "half brothers! OMG!" vibes from him and Cade.
You're reading too much Paolini.
I'm probably reading too much of something Paolini ripped off.
- Ulicus
<Breathesgelatin> Kyle Katarn can have as many sentient pets as he damn well pleases
<Breathesgelatin> he probably has a tank full of Selkath
<Breathesgelatin> he probably has a tank full of Selkath
[23:48] <Havac> Let's go easy on the language. Drew isn't fucking continuity. He's consoling it with his penis.
Notes:
no context
<Culator|Work> I just realized something.
<Culator|Work> We have a near-infinite supply of AA batteries here.
<Culator|Work> So technically, that's POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH!
<Culator|Work> We have a near-infinite supply of AA batteries here.
<Culator|Work> So technically, that's POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH!
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> !markov Galen Marek
[04:31] <Nuku-Nuku> Galen Marek puts his seatbelt on.
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> no
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> he's unleashed
[04:31] <Nuku-Nuku> Galen Marek puts his seatbelt on.
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> no
[04:31] <Stone_Wall> he's unleashed
Notes:
seriously
<Alpha4Dot> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Grondorn_Muse_Galaxies.jpg - WHAT IN THE NAME OF KATARN'S SHOULDER PAD?!?
<Alpha4Dot> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grondorn_Muse - This is Grondorn fucking Muse.
<Alpha4Dot> :|
<Alpha4Dot> WHY, SONY, WHY!?
<Ataru> To piss you off.
<LtNOWIS> You can't expect the Galaxies guys to track down obscure sources like Episode IV
<Darth_Culator> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Alpha4Dot> :|
<Alpha4Dot> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grondorn_Muse - This is Grondorn fucking Muse.
<Alpha4Dot> :|
<Alpha4Dot> WHY, SONY, WHY!?
<Ataru> To piss you off.
<LtNOWIS> You can't expect the Galaxies guys to track down obscure sources like Episode IV
<Darth_Culator> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Alpha4Dot> :|
User talk:Ozzel
I saw that you did something to my userpage. Who was it that deleted all of my subpages and uploaded pictures? Quinlanfan 20:16, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
* One should not accuse others of vandalism for enforcing policy. Have a Happy Fun Super Friendly day. Havac 20:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
** Hmm. Additionally, history shows that Ozzel hasn't touched your userpage. If it weren't for the fact that you're incapable of lying, I would think something was up. Havac 20:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
VANDAL!!!
I saw that you did something to my userpage. Who was it that deleted all of my subpages and uploaded pictures? Quinlanfan 20:16, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
* One should not accuse others of vandalism for enforcing policy. Have a Happy Fun Super Friendly day. Havac 20:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
** Hmm. Additionally, history shows that Ozzel hasn't touched your userpage. If it weren't for the fact that you're incapable of lying, I would think something was up. Havac 20:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Notes:
<Culator|Work> That's the funniest part.
<Culator|Work> He says "I'm not as dumb as you think I am" even as he's harassing the WRONG GUY.
<Culator|Work> He says "I'm not as dumb as you think I am" even as he's harassing the WRONG GUY.
<LO|away> I wonder if Cade's child/children will be half Zeltron.
<GreenTentacle> I'd be concerned if they were half Zabrak.
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Enochf> I hope Zabrak babies are born feet first
<Enochf> Yow
<Azzt_Rhell> Ow.
<Culator|Work> Maybe they don't grow the horns until later
<Enochf> Or they're little cartilage horns until puberty
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Culator|Work> Or they have some kind of hat then they're born that falls off like the umbilical cord.
<GreenTentacle> So they don't get horny until puberty? :P
<GreenTentacle> I'd be concerned if they were half Zabrak.
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Enochf> I hope Zabrak babies are born feet first
<Enochf> Yow
<Azzt_Rhell> Ow.
<Culator|Work> Maybe they don't grow the horns until later
<Enochf> Or they're little cartilage horns until puberty
<Azzt_Rhell> lol
<Culator|Work> Or they have some kind of hat then they're born that falls off like the umbilical cord.
<GreenTentacle> So they don't get horny until puberty? :P
Notes:
Sympathy for a Zabrak mother
<Culator|Work> Seriously, the idea that ChanServ is actually a hot 18-year-old Finnish girl is more than a little outlandish.
[16:13] <Gonk|Busy> "We are gathered here today to pay our fi--OH SWEET JESUS SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND US AND SHE'S HUGE" http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a1/Mara-funeral.jpg
[16:13] <Ozzel> :-D
[16:13] <Ozzel> :-D
[17:32] <Enochf> Seriously, though, all kidding aside, I hope you die
Notes:
Context would be NPA.
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