<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/d/d7/Destinyswayjc.jpg
<TK-000> Jacen:
<TK-000> Here is my junk.
<Havac> Jacen is totally ready to partyboy the next Vong that comes his way.
<Havac> Meanwhile, Lowie attempts to take his head off.
<browwiw> Lowie, who is now in limbo
<TK-000> Hah.
<TK-000> I never noticed that.
<Havac> Han looks like he's doing a bad Carlos Mencia-mocking-the-mentally-disabled impression.
<TK-000> Lowie: "Yeah, not so much, Jace."
<browwiw> because apparently Lucas believes Wookies aren't senteint and can't be jedi
<Havac> Luke looks like a fish.
<Havac> And Vergere protrudes from Lowie's crotch.
<dgxxx> jaina looks good there.. but..flat..
<Havac> While Tsavong Lah looks like he just got a pineapple shoved up his ass.
<TK-000> Snerk.
<browwiw> that's called Tuesday for a Vong, Hav
<Havac> And Jaina's trying to use her saber to brush lint off her hip.
<browwiw> I would have respected the idea of the Vong if a character had been smart enough to torture one with a bacta tank
<browwiw> just keep him in there till he's all pink and soft
<browwiw> i see what you mean about crotch thrusts
<Havac> Someone needs to photoshop something in front of Jacen in that cover.
<Havac> Telel Ka's head or something.
<Havac> Or Tsavong's face from that cover.
<Havac> With a body.
* Horsey rolls her eyes
<Havac> Photoshop that in there.
<Havac> Seriously, that is the weirdest pose.
<Havac> He looks like he's either straddling something, or his balls are sticking to his legs.
<Havac> It's utterly hilarious.
<Havac> And he's got that serene expression on his face.
<dgxxx> looks like he was playing He-Man with his lightsaber and someone saw him and took a picture
<TK-000> It's the same on the American cover.
<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/b/bf/Destiny%27s_Way_Cover.jpg
<Horsey> lol
<Horsey> She-ra!
*snip off topic conversation
<TK-000> Anyway, he strikes the same pose in the NEC, too.
<TK-000> http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/23/Myrkr_NEC.jpg
<Havac> Hah. I thought Jacen was pitching a tent until I saw it was a flap of his shirt.
<Havac> Even knowing that, that's still what it looks like.
<Havac> He's thrusting his genitals directly at the "Voxyn" which look nothing like Voxyn.
<Havac> Bad move, Jacey-boy.
<Havac> Bad move.
<Horsey> I'd rather not discuss Jacen pitching a tent...
<Havac> I'm amazed he was able to conceive Allana.
<dgxxx> maybe he has problems
<TK-000> The voxyn were too scared to bite.
<Havac> If he made a habit of that pose, there's no way his genitals should have survived the war.
<Havac> In fact, there's no way he wouldn't be in jail on sexual harassment charges.
<TK-000> I wish that pose was used more often.
<TK-000> It's high-diddly-larious.
<Havac> "Hello, ma'am."
<TK-000> "This is my crotch."
<Havac> "Why are you shoving your nuts at me?"
<TK-000> "Would you like to shake its hand?"
<Havac> "What do you mean?" *moves closer*
<Havac> "Alright, that's it, I'm calling the cops."
<browwiw> that is kind of weird. Jacen does stick his junk out all the time
<Havac> "What?"
<browwiw> I wonder if Lucas Books has a psych warefare dept or something
<Horsey> he's a teenage boy!
<Havac> "Your nuts are two inches from me!"
<Horsey> how is that weird?
<Havac> "But I do this all the time!"
<Havac> "Police, help!"
<TK-000> Hah hah hah!
<TK-000> http://wizards.com/global/images/starwars_article_CotFPreview7_pic1_en.jpg
<TK-000> Even his mini has it.
<dgxxx> ok i think its the pants
<Havac> Look at Jaina.
<TK-000> She's sneaking a peek.
<Havac> She looks like she's grinding on someone.
<Havac> But them back-to-front and . . . twincest.
<dgxxx> i think Jacen is using those metal bands pants
<browwiw> she looks like a burn victim
<dgxxx> those pants has something to do with the crotch
<Havac> Her lightsaber handle is as long as her arm, too.
<TK-000> Better image:
<TK-000> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacenls.jpg
<TK-000> Also, card:
<TK-000> http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=/SWmini/SWminiCOTF53jacencardbk.jpg
<Havac> He's like the Ric Olie of crotches.
<Havac> "Hello. This is my crotch. Would you like a better look?"
<Havac> "It's right here."
<Havac> "I'm thrusting it forwards for your examination."
<browwiw> jesus, he taint is massive
<dgxxx> maybe the Sacrifice its his crotch
<Havac> Maybe he just has huge balls and that's the only way he can walk comfortably?
<TK-000> Yes!
<TK-000> To dgxxx.
<TK-000> And maybe Havac as well.
<Horsey> haha
<dgxxx> mm.. so we can say that Tenel Ka likes crotches?
<browwiw> I never got the whole "Jumpsuit Jedi" look
<dgxxx> big ones?
<Havac> Why do you think she likes him so much?
<dgxxx> oh right
<Havac> I just want to see Jacen strike that pose in normal conversation.
<Havac> Standing next to someone leaning way back with his junk thrust out.
<Havac> Just acting normal.
<dgxxx> "Hey Luke whats up" in "crotch" position
<browwiw> its how he punctuates his sentences with he speaks
<dgxxx> that will be fun
<browwiw> some people talk with their hands
<browwiw> Jaecn talks with his genitals
<dgxxx> like Duffman?
<Havac> He prefers crotch gesticulation.
*** Horsey changed the topic to: Jacen's crotch
<Havac> "Where's Luke?"
<Havac> "Over that way." *points with his crotch*
<Horsey> next thing ya know there will be a shrine to Jacen's crotch
<Havac> "And so then BANG!" *pelvic thrust* "the whole thing blows up!"
<TK-000> You guys are killing me, here.
<Havac> I'm cracking up too.
<TK-000> That's it.
<TK-000> Lit's getting informed.
<Horsey> yes!
<Havac> Post the full transcript.
<dgxxx> jajaja
<Horsey> I'm switching my favorite character to Jacen now
<TK-000> I'm on it.
<Havac> Edited for Littian standards.