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w #3898 Score: +8/8 [I like it] [I don't like it] 11:27, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
<LO|Away> What would the reset switch on Vader chest panel do...
<tzzA> LO|Away: break things
<Tyber> LO: Dark Lord 2.0
<NaruHina> Kill the Vista user
<Tyber> "Do you really want to upgrade Dark Lord 1.5 to Dark Lord 2.0? OK --- Cancel"
<LO|Away> I wonder if Vader actually got software updates. :P
<LO|Away> XD
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<Jaymach> I imagine it would be firmware updates if anything
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<Tyber> kinda
<Sienn> ah, my computer just toally shut down
<Tyber> why are you still here?
<Sienn> i fixed it?
<Tyber> that was quick
<LO|Away> That's one of the bugs they haven't worked out of Dark Lord 2.0.
<Sienn> the battery died, all I had to do was plug it in again
<Sienn> whats the Dark Lord 2.0?
<Jadson> Darth vader upgrade
<Jadson> *Vader
<Sienn> whats it for though? is it a game pr something?
<Sienn> or*
<Tyber> Nah, Vader gets a firmware upgrade.
<Sienn> ooh
<Sienn> ok
<NaruHina> He has decent ChatZilla
<NaruHina> It allows him Dun Moch rights
<tzzA> the wireless can be a bit spotty at times
<Sienn> ugh, so lost. whats Dun Moch?
<tzzA> especially on those damn desert planets where nobody important lives
<NaruHina> All that damn scuba interferance
<Tyber> whatever
<tzzA> but on worthwhile planets like Coruscant
<tzzA> he can just hop on someone's wireless
* LO|Away imagines Vader getting the blue screen of death in his eyepieces...
<tzzA> not like anybody is gong to tell him to get the hell off their netz
<NaruHina> He gets the Red Ring all the time
<Tyber> "Fatal exception occured while installing Dark Lord 2.0. Please contact Yoda's Help Desk for support."
<NaruHina> "Vader?"
<LO|Away> It's fatal alright.
<NaruHina> "As in Anakin Skywalker?"
<NaruHina> "Your self, go fuck"
<tzzA> "Care not, Yoda does."
Notes: concurrent discussion removed
Tags (3): irc vader yoda
w #3897 Score: +5/7 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:09, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by jorrelfraajic.livejournal.com
[21:37.47] <Ozzel> (Deletion log); 21:28 . . LtNOWIS (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Mom" (-- 1.2 Nonsense)
[21:37.55] <Ozzel> Dad might not be too happy about that.
[21:38.00] <Ozzel> Or, perhaps he will.
[21:38.21] <Toprawa> Was she a hot mom?
[21:38.47] <Ozzel> I didn't get to see. Nowis?
[21:39.01] <LtNOWIS> It was a stupid article
[21:39.11] <LtNOWIS> That did not link to porn.
[21:39.16] <Ozzel> So we're not talking, like, the mom of the Spy Kids then.
[21:39.34] <Toprawa> Was she hot?
[21:39.38] <Toprawa> I am unfamiliar with their work.
[21:39.42] <Ozzel> Extremely.
Tags (1): irc
w #3896 Score: -1/7 [I like it] [I don't like it] 02:15, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
[03:13] <AngelaSukz> check my name
[03:13] <Toprawa> Do you want a cookie?
Notes: what context?
Tags (2): irc wookieepedia
w #3895 Score: +10/12 [I like it] [I don't like it] 14:27, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
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<BlackGirl> Have any of you guys seen WhiteBoy?
<Madclaw> #WOWWIKI
<Madclaw> he plaus warcraft a lot
<BlackGirl> Thanks, sugar. I'll check there.
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Notes: recycled joke: http://qdb.lucidfox.org/1835
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w #3894 Score: +5/5 [I like it] [I don't like it] 13:29, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
<Madclaw> Teek and Wicket had a baby http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Image:Muffit.jpg
Tags (2): ewok irc
w #3893 Score: +5/5 [I like it] [I don't like it] 12:43, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS> Guess who said it: "Am I allowed to squeeze those peaches?"
<Madclaw> Forrest Gump?
<LtNOWIS> Barack Obama, actually.
<LtNOWIS> He was talking about peaches.
<CavalierOne> I thought we we still on the subject of balls.
<LtNOWIS> I saw it because Fox news ran a 2 and a half minute clip of him ordering food from various restaurants and vendors.
<NaruHina> Fruitful conversation
Tags (3): food irc politics
w #3892 Score: +10/10 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:27, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
<Muuurgh> "So will the secret apprentice extinguish the "New Hope?" Or will Skywalker prove to be a Starkiller killer?
<Muuurgh> *gag*
Tags (4): fu insider irc luke
w #3891 Score: +13/13 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:20, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
<RF> I wonder if president has a gun.
<RF> Like, stashed in a panel somewhere
<RF> Just in case.
<RF> Like if some trade viceroys take over
Tags (4): irc padme politics tpm
w #3890 Score: +11/11 [I like it] [I don't like it] 17:03, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by lucidfox.org
<JorrelFraajic> !random
<JorrelFraajic> [12:01.56] <Nuku-Nuku> Error: I cowardly refuse to kick myself. - :O
Tags (2): irc nuku-nuku
w #3889 Score: +8/10 [I like it] [I don't like it] 06:56, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by jorrelfraajic.livejournal.com
[01:53.20] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:53.20] =-= arip was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:53.37] <JorrelFraajic> Wow, 0 for 2 on auto-rejoin tonight.
[01:53.40] <Jaymach> you can't try to pick someone with autojoin? :P
[01:53.42] <JorrelFraajic> Also, who?
[01:53.51] * Jaymach shrugs
[01:53.59] <Jaymach> do it again
[01:54.02] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:54.03] <Jaymach> see if you can go 3 for 3
[01:54.03] =-= Cylka was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:54.06] <JorrelFraajic> HAHAHAHAHA
[01:54.08] <Jaymach> nicely done
[01:54.22] <JorrelFraajic> I'm so pleased right now for no damn reason.
[01:54.24] <Jaymach> keep going until you get someone with auto-rejoin :P
[01:54.31] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:54.32] =-= LO|Hereish was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
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[01:54.36] <Jaymach> aw
[01:54.40] <JorrelFraajic> That's it, chain's done.
[01:54.47] <Jaymach> he ruined it
Notes: Earlier:
[01:48.40] <JorrelFraajic> !random
[01:48.42] =-= LucidFox was booted from #wookieepedia by Nuku-Nuku (JorrelFraajic)
[01:48.47] <JorrelFraajic> Oh joy.
Tags (2): irc nuku-nuku
w #3888 Score: +7/9 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:09, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
<Coffee> dude, some people were waiting for this book for the sole purpose of reading the 3P0/moncal ship romance
<Coffee> don't spoil them!
<LordHydronium> That's my OTP
<LordHydronium> I call it Mon C-3POmari
<LordHydronium> Wait, that's terrible.
<LordHydronium> And sounds like something twisted with Mon Mothma, 3PO, and Mara.
<RF> MCpio
<LordHydronium> Or Mari Amethyst from AOTC, which is worse. o_O
w #3887 Score: +12/14 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:07, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
<LtNOWIS|sleep> I wonder why they don't have more talking ships in SW.
<Coffee> LtNowis: Imagine epic space battles... with ships engaging in verbal banter
<Coffee> No.
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w #3886 Score: +13/13 [I like it] [I don't like it] 04:12, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
* Havac has changed the topic to: What?? It's like we're saying that we want a bowl of ice cream and you're saying "I'm against ice cream, because if you bury yourself alive in it it will kill you."
Tags (2): food irc
w #3885 Score: +6/10 [I like it] [I don't like it] 00:20, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
<tiki> Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
<quiet_tree> O_O
<dgxxx> the hell?
<quiet_tree> apparently tiki has some anger management issues
<quiet_tree> poor, abused bot
<dgxxx> it's the mods fault :P
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w #3883 Score: +17/19 [I like it] [I don't like it] 22:47, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by atreidesduchy.livejournal.com
[16:45] <NaruHina> It was nessisary for Nuku's funnyness
[16:45] <NaruHina> Those damnable Child support hearings realy afect her
[16:46] <Graestan> really* affect*
[16:46] <Graestan> necessary*
[16:46] <Graestan> funniness*
[16:46] <Graestan> Tnu?
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w #3879 Score: +24/28 [I like it] [I don't like it] 05:26, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
<Enochf|work> Ahsoka provides the crucial missing link in Anakin's psyche, i.e., how could he bring himself to slaughter so many young Jedi?
Tags (5): ahsoka anakin irc jedi rots
w #3878 Score: +9/15 [I like it] [I don't like it] 03:51, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Submitted by jorrelfraajic.livejournal.com
[22:50.04] =-= Mode #wookieepedia -m by Graestan
[22:50.06] <Glaug-Eldare> there is no mute, there never was. these are american lies they tell you to make you think that we are in chaos. we are all unanimous in our support for our leader. there is no disharmony! our enemies wish to deceive you!
Notes: One can only imagine what else was going on while #wookieepedia was +m
Tags (1): irc
w #3877 Score: +6/12 [I like it] [I don't like it] 03:13, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
<dgxxx> Rex?
<RF> Hey, he's only 2 years younger than her!
<Coffee>rex is such a tool
<RF> He's not a pedo!
<RF> Rex is in there
<dgxxx> checkin Ahsoka? ;)
<RF> But only supporting Ahsoka
<dgxxx> :o
<Uli> BUt, in Rex's defence, Ahsoka DID say she wanted to get loads of experience
<Uli> You all heard her in the movie!
<Coffee>I thought she got enough experience from Plo
<Uli> Yeah, that wasn't creepy at all.
<Uli> I don't know if I'm being sarcastic or not.
<quiet_tree> Uli: the only way to get major xp is grinding
<RF> She got experience from Luminara too
<Uli> ...
<quiet_tree> ...wait
Notes: concurrent discussion removed
Tags (4): ahsoka eu plo rex
w #3876 Score: +9/13 [I like it] [I don't like it] 02:33, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
<LO|Away> What other kinds of roles has Eckstein actually played?
<LO|Away> Besides annoying teenager.
<Toprawa_Corleone> Annoying teenage tramp?
<The4dotelipsis> She'll be playing a murder victim soon.
<The4dotelipsis> I assure you, she'll be very convincing.
Tags (2): ahsoka irc
w #3875 Score: +9/17 [I like it] [I don't like it] 09:31, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
<SoresuMakashi> Google is fine
<@Nuku-Nuku> http://www.everythingisfine.net/
<SoresuMakashi> Nuku you stupid idiot! I didn't tell you to google that!
<SoresuMakashi> I was just saying that
<SoresuMakashi> Google is fine
<@Nuku-Nuku> http://www.everythingisfine.net/
<SoresuMakashi> You did it again!
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